#loser dies the winners homework for a month

[julesart04]

[wonderingghosts]

Did you mean it

Okay so I made this like two weeks ago late at night. this was supposed to be short but then I got carried away so...... Enjoy! Give me feed back if you can.

Pair: Ohmtoonz

Warning: nothing but fluff.

Word count: 4408

It was a normal day at school, everything was fine. Bells rang and teens filled the hallways. Within a few minutes the doors closed and the hallways became vacant for the millionth time that day. A few late comers came rushing down the hallway, two of them being the famous Jonathan and Luke themselves. They rushed down the hallway laughing at each other, their backpacks jumping from their backs as they ran. Their shoulders pushed against each other in an attempt to throw the other person off their course. Finally turning the corner Luke grabbed the handle to the door and flung it open and stopped inside the classroom watching Jon turn the corner only to lose his footing and land face first onto the tile floor. Everyone erupted in laughter as they watched the so called, “class clown” quickly stands up on his feet.

The teacher only gave an unamused stare at the two delinquents. “Are you alright Mr.Smith”, Delirious could only nod his head as the pain from falling was starting to settle in. Luke tried his best to still his laughter. The teacher rubbed his temples and closed his eyes, he suddenly let out a huff of laughter. He looked back at the two boys, “If your face hurts just tell me and you can go to the nurses office.” Jon was quick to shake his head. “Nah Mr. Sanchez I’m good.” Jon sent a signature smile which only caused the teacher to smile. “Alright head to your seats them.” he patted them on their shoulders as Luke and Jon giggled to each other as they walked to their desks, which lo and behold, are right next to each other in the corner of the class.

Mr. Sanchez only shook his head at the two boys before sighing, turning back to the rest of the class. “Alright student today for science were going to be doing a duo project. Each of you will have one partner and have to make a presentation about any topic you want, as long as it is about science.” The whole class erupted in cheers and sudden chattering of friends talking to see who wants to be partners. Jon reached over and pulled Luke's arm and looked up at him with a smile. They knew they wouldn’t get shit done but it gave them an excuse to hang out more.

The teacher raised his hand to grab their attention and smirked at them. “But-” the students waited for the catch. “I get to pick your partners.” he finished and the class was filled with groans and whines from every student as they realize they would have to do it with someone unwanted. The teacher only smiled wide. Luke and Jon looked at each other like long lost lovers being separated once again, or that’s how other friends in the class described how they looked like. The teacher reached over his desk and stood up with his clipboard in hand and walked to the first desk. “Grab your stuff and moved to the seats that I say for now.” Students began to grab their stuff off the floor and desks into their arms.

The teacher tapped each desk as he said each name for the partners, some groaned while others cheered by having a friend as a partner. “Evan Fong and Jonathan Smith.” The teacher called out and pointed to the center. Some of the students in the class looked at them and awed at them. The two boys only moved to their desks and ignored the lingering stares from their peers. Jons cheeks became noticeably red, only because he fell onto the ground and it hurt and not being sat next to his crush. At least that what Jon told Evan when he asked. Luke only chuckled to himself seeing the two oblivious idiots try to make a “conversion.” Mr.Sanchez keep walking down the desks to the final names, “ Luke Doe and Ryan Wrecker.” Luke looked around for the boy that would sit with him, the name was new and came to a shook to Luke. He knew everyone's name but that one, was it a new student he didn't meet because he ditched that day?

Before long the seat next to Luke pulled away and sat down a guy he can only described as adorable, his hair was fairly curly and the glasses on his face accompanied the moles decorating his face. The bunny hoodie he wore caught Luke’s attention the most, childish but it seemed to fit him. The stranger placed his stuff down and looked over to Luke, “Hey partner” Ohm greeted and reached his hand out, Luke shook it with a dumbfounded look. “Uh, yeah you too.” Luke felt his face burn and turned in his seat and looked towards Jon but only found a shit eating grin fuckboy, trying to hold in his laughter, looking back at him. Luke turned back to the front of the class to look back at the teacher, he couldn't look at the fuckboy or the hot random stranger now sitting to his left. Mr.Sanchez walked back to his desk and continued to talk to class. "Introduce yourself 'cause this will be your seating arrangement for the rest of the year kids." The class once again erupted his groans and whines from all students. The teacher silenced them with a hand, “You may have your Chromebooks out to look at science projects just please," he rubbed his face and spoke through his hands hands, "no volcanoes this year guys;” he looked up at the class. “I’m talking to you, Smith.”

Jonathan suddenly shot up, “I didn’t do nuthin’, It-it was all that dumb, ugh, dumb chemical st-stuff” Jonathan struggled to get out. The rest of the class only giggled at his dumb reply. The teacher stared at him unamused, “And that's why you almost failed last year.” the class erupted in shouts of “oh”s and yelling. Jonathan only sat back down in his seat and shoved his head in his arms, his cheeks now redder than ever. Evan patted his shoulder and spoke to him between his giggles. The teacher chuckled at him turned to his desk, “you have the rest of class.” with that all the kids began to chatter among themselves and pull out their own computers from their backpacks. Luke looked over to his partner and realized he wasn’t leaning over to his backpack like the rest. “Wanna share mine.” Luke gestured to his computer in hand, Ryan looked over and smiled, “Yeah, that would be nice.”

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The night was young and the rows of homes were lit with families within them. Luke and Jon had walked home together before they parted and went their separate ways. Once reaching his home, Luke pulled the headphones off his ears and walked through the corridor, he greeted his mom in the living room and closed his bedroom door before he jumped on his bed and kicked his shoes off. He laid his head in his sheets for a few seconds deciding to let sleep take him in his rough clothes. The ring of a cell phone woke him out of his exhaustion. He moved up his bed and grabbed his phone from his pocket.

One new notification: text message: “Ohm”, Luke smiled at his phone and opened his phone to his million unread messages. “Hey soap buddy, are you free right now?” Luke chuckled at that. It had been two years since the science project was done and yet it was the most iconic moment that had happened between him and a newly befriended stranger. Their science project had gone wrong when doing it and ended up with the both of them covered head-to-toe with colorful soap and rainbow stained clothes. For the rest of the month all of their peers and nearly half the school knew them as “soap buddy.” It long since then died down but it was still a recurring joke between just the two of them.

“For you anytime, when’s the date ;)” he pressed send and only a second later did the bubble with three dots show up. “ Right now, I'm outside you house”, “your*”, “shut up.”, "Whatever stalker." Getting out of his bed he rushed down stairs and swung the door open to see the curly haired man leaning on his door frame. Ohm looked up from his phone and smirked at him. “Took you long enough.” he pushed past Luke to walk into the house. “You fucking kidding me, I took like three seconds!” Luke barked out and closed the front door, following closely behind. Ryan looked over his shoulder as he walked down the hall, “and here I thought you’d be happy I was here, Hi Debbie.” Ryan called out, a small “hello” was followed from the living room. Ryan reached down to pick up his cat when she rubbed his legs.

They walked up the stairs and walked into his room, “Fuck no, your such a needy bitch.” Luke teased towards him, Ryan let out a scoff. “But I wasn’t the one bitchin’ about not being able to hang out last week.” Ryan said before kicking his shoes with Luke's at the end of the bed and jumping on, immediately getting comfy and cuddling up into the big covers with Luke's cat laying next to his head. Luke climbed on and flipped Ryan over to properly get on. Ryan groaned and moved to a better position, “Wanna play C.O.D.” Ryan mentioned towards his PS4. Luke shrugged and reached over to turn on his console and TV. “Loser has to do the winner’s homework for a week.” Luke said and looked down at Ryan, “In your dreams, dickhead.” They don’t know how long they stayed like that, insulting each other and browsing through games before they got bored and left the controllers on the bed, long forgotten.

The outside had gotten dark long ago and the street lamps dimly lit the sidewalk. Ryan and Luke had been sharing stories and talking for the past hour, their only focus on each other. “And that’s how me and Jon got sent to the slammer for the night.” Luke finished and moved down his bed. Ryan chuckled and softly smiled, “You mean how you got put behind bars for 2 hours before your parents came and yelled at you?” Ryan teased and flicked Luke’s forehead. Luke grunted and pulled Ryan’s hand away from his face, “It’s still a cool story asshole.” Ryan scoffed and moved his legs on top of Luke’s. “Whatever,” Ryan muttered out.

“Whatever” Luke mocked and pressed his feet onto Ryan’s side. Ryan flinched away and rolled onto his back, “Ow, Luke!” Luke crawled closer to him, “Move, your ass is taking up all the bed.” Ryan only chuckled and looked up at Luke who seemed to loom over him, “You’d like that wouldn't ya, Lukey?” Ryan teased out, and looked deeply into Luke’s dark eyes. They stayed like that for a few seconds, Luke felt his cheeks begin to heat up, but he couldn't look away from those bright hazel eyes. Ryan dropped his glasses to adorn contacts months ago but they still glowed the same. Curly strands of hair stuck to his forehead and framed his face perfectly, the tiny moles that covered his face matched his hair. His lips were small but full of color, making them look soft and kissable at any given moment. His skin seemed soft to the touch like snow, light and fluffy with innocence.

They keep staring at each other, their smirks long forgotten. Their breathing becoming soft and calmed, the only noise coming from the distant TV playing downstairs. Ryan’s eyes traveled down his face to his lips, watching them for a second before focusing back up to Luke’s eyes. Luke could feel the tightness in his chest as an idea came to mind, he felt his cheeks beat red and his throat run dry with anxiousness. Feeling a rush of confidence, he leaned forward towards his smaller friend, he could feel the tense feeling in his shoulders as he inched closer to the one person he ever wanted to be near and intimate with, a sudden feeling. The butterflies in his stomach swarmed every inch of him and followed up into his lungs and mind. He keep leaning in till he felt Ryan’s breath on his own mouth. He paused in his actions to watch him up close, Ryan’s eyes now half-closed and waiting for their lips to finally connect. Luke took his last breath before he dove in for them to be together.

Only it didn’t happen, Luke opened his eyes to see the mischievous look within Ryan’s eyes. He looked down between them to see both their lips squished between Ryan’s own finger. He looked back up to Ryan’s eyes before finally moving away to get back their space between each other. “Oh, you are such a bitch you know that.” Luke scoffed out and sat up. Ryan sat up with him and sat criss cross from Luke, “You know you have to ask first, right?” He looked at him with an evil smile and leaned forward slightly to see Luke’s reaction. Luke placed his face in his hands and groaned into them loudly. He could feel the heat come off his cheeks in waves of embarrassment. Ryan reached over and placed his hand on his knee, Luke jerked away from him. Ryan only looked at him, his smirk gone seeing his usual loud friend suddenly quiet and closing in on himself.

Luke stayed quiet for a few awkward moments. He pulled his face from his hands and looked Ryan up. “Can I?” Luke mutter out, looking at everything but Ryan’s face. Ryan softly smiled at the red faced man, “Can you what, Luke?” Ryan rolled Luke name across his tongue. Luke hummed in annoyance and scrunched his face up. He glanced up to Ryan’s face to see the same smug look he always held when he found a way to fluster Luke. Luke tried to make his jaw move but his body seemed to have a mind of his own. Out of anger he threw his head back into his hands and groaned as loud as he could.

“Wow, the oh so brave and confident Luke, tongue tied?” Ryan chuckled at the end and his smile grew bigger. Luke raised his head to look at the ceiling and squeezed his eyes shut. “Can I-” he grunted in his attempt. Ryan scooted closer and leaned over towards Luke. “Can I kiss you?” Luke finally whispered out and forced his eyes to look at the smaller man. Ryan’s face softened and became more caring, he leaned ever closer into Luke’s personal bubble. His eyes scanned Luke’s face and traced over his lips. “Mmm.” Ryan seemed to lean impossibly closer. “Not. Yet.” he pushed himself away from Luke once again and laughed.

Luke pride and ego had finally been crushed to a pulp and flung himself backwards onto his pillows. He wanted to scream at the top of his lung but his mother was still home. He knew Ryan could be a tease but this is taking it too far at this point. He heard Ryan trying his best to stop his laughing as he clenched his stomach. Luke rubbed his face and let Ryan get his bearings together before talking. “At least I tried, right?” Luke huffed out and looked down at Ryan. “ye-yeah, you tried.” Ryan whipped the tears from his eyes and laid down on his back once again. A ring from Ryan’s phone caught their attention and he reached into his pocket to fish it out. He answered the call and pressed it to his ear. “Hello?” soft talking was herd from the other side.Ryan sat up from the bed and picked up his shoes, “Yeah, okay, i'll be out right now, okay, bye, love you too.” He ended the call and reached for his other shoe.

“My parents are outside, wanna walk me out?” Ryan smiled towards Luke. Luke huffed and stood up, “I’ll gladly take the garbage out of my house, prick.” He finished by pushing Ryan by his shoulder. Ryan yelped as he stumbled out of the room and down the hallway, giggling. Luke only muttered behind him as they walked down the stairs and to the front door. Luke reached his hand out to the door knob but a slim hand on his wrist stopped him. Luke followed the arm to Ryan’s face and saw the indecisiveness on it. They stayed like that for a while, Ryan’s grip only gotten tighter. “Ryan are you ok-”, “Luke did you mean it?” Ryan suddenly spit out. His grip left his arm and his hazel eyes looked straight into Luke’s dark brown ones. He stared with anticipation and worry, Luke’s mouth went dry.

“Uhm, what-what are you talkin’ about?” Luke pulled his hand back to his side. “That kiss, did you mean it?” Ryan said and stepped closer to Luke, making him stumble back. Luke watched Ryan’s eyes to see if he was joking, just to get one more laugh of the night, but there was only someone waiting for an answer behind time. “I mean,” Luke paused and scratched the back of his neck. What was he supposed to say, ‘yeah, i mean it, and have been yearning for you for the past few months that we’ve been hanging out together for and that I want to hold your hand and want you to feel the same way about me.’ or a ‘I'm not sure because this is a sudden feeling I’ve for the past few months and don't know how to express it to you right now.’ But that never did come out.

“Only if you want me too.” Luke muttered out and looked away, Ryan whispered out a quiet “oh.” and they sat in the thick silence, a car honk threw them out of the awkward trance and back to reality. Luke reached out for the handle again but had yet to turn it, “Well I guess I’ll see you Monday?” Ryan only nodded and stepped out of the way for Luke to open the door. Luke hummed and twisted the doorknob and swung the door open softly. A truck was sitting outside, a person looking out the window looking at them. Ryan sighed heavily, “I’ll see you soon okay?” Luke nodded, “yeah.” Ryan looked down and started to walk out, right before he got out of the door frame he leaned back and placed a quick peck on the corner of Luke’s mouth right before he rushed the rest of the way to the truck. The door slammed and the truck tool off down the street and out of Luke’s vision.

Luke stood dumbfounded in the doorway looking out onto the street slowly processing what had just happened. He reached his hand up to his lips and could practically feel the warmth of Ryan’s lips on his, despite Ryan aiming for his cheek, Luke couldn't complain at all. “Luke, close the door you’re letting all the cold air in.” His mother yelled down the hallway. Luke was glad she couldn’t see what had just happened or she would be freaking out at their little love story. “Okay!” Luke yelled back and closed the door, pressing his back to it, he slid down till his butt hit the floor and stared at the ceiling. His chest felt warm and his head buzzed with the image of a blushing boy coming into his space to give a quick peck to his cheek. His fingers felt numb as he traced the side of his lip with them. He snapped out of his trance and got back up with a smile, he walked up the stairs with a newfound bounce in his step. “What’s got you all happy, huh?” his mother called out, “Just had a great time hanging out with Ohm.” Luke called out and closed his bedroom door before jumping back into bed and soon falling into a deep and happy slumber of the boy with the curly hair.

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The warm summer breeze ruffled his hair as he walked down hand in hand with Ryan. Ryan babbling off about a story Luke’s head time and time before but loved to watch his lover get so lost in his own story. “And it was just so stupid, so stupid.” Ryan chuckled out and rubbed his eyes of sleepiness, not long before he let out a yawn. Luke wrapped his arm around Ryan's neck and pulled him closer, “ya tired?” Ryan only snuggle up closer. “Nah, come one we’re almost there!” Ryan pulled the arm off and intertwined their fingers again before pulling them ahead and turning into the park. Luke laughed at his excitement and rushed to catch up to him, they ran up the hill where other couples sat down and waited for the fire show to start. They stopped to catch their breath and laughed at each other.

Luke pulled the blanket from his arms and set it down on the grass and finally sat down. Ryan followed suit and wrapped his arms around Luke’s shoulder and laid his head there. Luke and Ryan talked softly to each other till the show started with a loud bang, colors splashed across the dark sky and made their ears ring for each fire work but they could care less. They just wanted to spend time with each other. Half way through Ryan began to shift in his seat and move his arms around, this cause Luke to move around too. “Ryan the fuck is you doing?” Luke looked down at him and squinted at him, Ryan only looked up like a child caught doing something wrong. “Uhm, yeah yeah, I’m fine just uhm.” Ryan looked around that more couples had moved down the hill. Ryan swallowed thickly and looked up at Luke.

“Can you, uh, can you get up real quick?” Ryan asked and got up himself. Luke only nodded and followed, standing in front of Ryan who seemed like the embodiment of uncomfortable. “Ryan, what’s wrong.” Luke reached out for his hand and pulled it up, his eyes filled with worry. Ryan shifted around before sighing heavily, “You know I care for you so much, right?” Ryan began. Luke could only scan his face and node along to his words. “And you make so happy, and feel safe and ever since we met in high school we’ve always been together. You make me the happiest I’ve been and helped me in my toughest times. You showed me how to love myself and have been the best boyfriend ever, right?” Ryan said every word with sincerity and looked at Luke straight in the eyes as he spoke. Luke could only listen and watch with curiosity as Ryan continued. “Which is why I want to change that, we’ve been official for 5 years now and I just can’t wait for something big to happen and for the both of us to experience it.” Ryan grabbed both of Luke’s hands and smiled at him.

Luke didn’t feel good this felt more like a break up speech rather than anything else. “Ryan you're scarin’ me, what are you talkin’ about?” Luke looked at him scarred, Ryan was too enthusiastic all of a sudden and it was unusual for Luke, Ryan could get excited but not like this, he was practically vibrating with such a  wide grin. Before Luke could comprehend what was happening Ryan held one hand and reached into his pocket for a box. It was a simple black velvet box but once he keeled down to one knee Luke knew it meant something different than just a ‘gift.’ Luke covered his mouth to hide the gasp. Ryan only smiled up at him, “So I have one things to ask you,” He opened the box and a right and large ring sat in the center, comfortable sitting in the cushioning.

“Will you marry me?”

Luke took a step back in shook, he felt his nose burn and eyes begin to water as he watch Ryan wait for his answer. “Holy shit-” Luke turned away he couldn’t stop the tears from falling. He ripped his hand away from Ryan’s and used it to cover his mouth, this. was. not. Happening. But Ryan thought differently, he stood up and walked over to Luke, “Luke, Luke are you okay.” he reached to rub Luke’s shoulders. “I-I’m sorry, uh, I didn’t mean too.” he rushed to stand in front of him and look at his face, Luke’s face was flushed and tears rushed down his cheeks. “You don’t have to say yes, we can forget about this, I’m sorry!” Ryan tried to make everything better but his lover only cried more, Ryan can feel guilt hit his stomach and his nose burn. He wants to cry, regretting his decision to buy the ring and put Luke in such an uncomfortable situation. His cheeks burned of embarrassment, he knew other people were watching him and his (probably) now ex-boyfriend cry.

“I’m sorry, ‘m sorry, ‘m sorry.” Ryan rushed out and closed the box in his hand. Quickly getting his bearings Luke realize how hurt Ryan look from his reaction, he didn’t mean it in a bad way, promise! His emotions just got in the way for a second. He reached out to Ryan’s hand that held the box and smiled up at him. “No, no, you fuckin’ idiot. I’m not crying ‘cause I hate it.” He flipped the box open and looked at the ring again, “I fuckin’ love it!” He looked up and crashed their lips together and wrapped his arms around his neck keeping him close. Ryan grabbed his waist and pulled him off, still keeping their bodies together. “Wait, so you do want to marry me.” Ryan eyes was filled with confusion. “Yes, you idiot.” he looked into Ryan’s eyes with a love sick smile, “I love you.” He crashed their lips together and made sure he couldn't pull away, he felt Ryan smile against his lips and kiss him back.

They stayed like that with the last fireworks setting off, lighting the sky with a giant pink heart with colors splashed around him. And they stayed there, happy, in love, and engaged.

[prophetic-duck-drawings]

Cute HCs with new ships, part 1!

(AKA I’m unashamedly aboard the TorBeo ship and nobody can stop me)

Avogadro and Mars going because Mick gets word that neither of them have gotten to go before. EVEN BETTER, MICK AND HEATHER SURPRISING THEM WITH IT.

(Gadro loves it so much he’d want to honeymoon there but he would never admit it because he is the most stubborn person ever.) OMG AND MARS SUSPECTS THIS AND HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO TAKE HIM SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THEN SURPRISES HIM AND TAKES HIM THERE

Avogadro taking Bear with him though in a little carrier and little kids keep on coming over and asking to pet him :D

ALSO IMAGINE GADRO AND MARS ON THEIR HONEYMOON WITH BEAR AND SOME LITTLE BOY IS TERRIFIED OF  FLYING AND GADRO LETS HIM GIVE BEAR WATER AND PLAY WITH HIM AND SUCH TO CALM HIM DOWN AND THAT’S WHEN GADRO IS LIKE “Maybe someday we will try this whole parenting thing…”

Mars took SO MANY PICTURES of that whole event and talked with the kid’s mother about their respective husbands.

Later they would offer to pay for the small family to stay at the Grand Floridian hotel (which is so fucking gorgeous) and make sure that their trip is magical too

(Avogadro would totally dress up like Flynn Rider though)

Mars INSISTING on going on the Tower of Terror together and Avogadro screams at the top of his lungs the WHOLE TIME but also loves it.

THEY WOULD GO ON STAR TOURS RIDE AT LEAST TEN TIMES IN A ROW.

And they would definitely hit both Toy story rides (Buzz lightyear and the one in Entertainment Studios) and would get all competitive with it and the winner would definitely owe the loser kisses.

(Avogadro always loses. No matter how many rematches he insists on XD)

This is off-topic, but imagine Mars being the first to have the idea to propose and he goes to Mick about it because Gadro’s parents are dicks and Avogadro is SO STUBBORN about wanting to propose and Mick and Heather and Inca and Pilot are just trying to get him to wait to propose while Mars is preparing his but Gadro is too stubborn about it so they both end up trying to propose at once XD

“I want to be his fiance!” “Just… wHY DONT YOU WAIT A LITTLE BIT LONGER”

(Avogadro would plan it by attaching the ring to Bear’s collar and calling Bear in and acting all “confused” but he’s a terrible actor of course. BUT THEN BEAR WOULD JUST RUN AWAY BEFORE GADRO CAN GET THE RING OFF HIS COLLAR AND AVOGADRO IS JUST LIKE “BEAR WHY” XDDDD.) (Mick probably planned that somehow tbh XD)

IMAGINE LOCKE AND JASON AND SANTANA TAKING RAS ON SPACE MOUNTAIN WITHOUT TELLING HIM IT’S A ROLLER COASTER AND RAS IS AT THE TOP OF THE FIRST HILL AND JUST WHISPERS “you lied to me” BEFORE THEY DART DOWN

Ras is totally scared of roller coasters but he is converted into a rider after he tries it out.

Also, imagine them taking Lev and Lev’s one aspiration is to be Peter Pan so he wears a little costume and gets all excited to meet Peter Pan XD

Honestly Santana and Ras would have like the weirdest dynamic ever just because he’s such a pussy and he does not take ANYONE’S shit so she would constantly be like “IT’S A FUCKING HORSE GET OVER IT” I LOVE IT

Jason: “Are our S/Os going to get along?” Locke: “O...one way to find out…” Santana: “IT’S A HORSE. FOR FUCK’S SAKE IT’S NOT GOING TO EAT YOUR CHILD” Ras: “They’re EVIL”

Also, Gio and Abri JUST WANt TO GO ON BIG THUNDER MOUNTAIN but it ALWAYS BREAKS DOWN AND THEY ALWAYS GET SALTY ABOUT IT (this was me freshman year lmao XD) BUT OBERYN IS SECRETLY GLAD BECAUSE PEOPLE DIED ON IT MULTIPLE TIMES AND PRETENDS (POORLY) TO BE BUMMED OUT

Gio wants to wear a princess dress just because he wants to so he decides to call dibs on Cinderella, but no, Abri’s idea of a costume is just straight-up CRUELLA DEVILLE  because ABRI DOESn’T FOLLOW YOUR RULES

Ras: “Cruella Deville? That’s Santana’s job isn’t it?” Santana: “NEIGH NEIGH YOU BASTARD”

Lindsay: “Please don’t make horse noises…”

Speaking of 42, here’s room for experimentation because I still dunno what’s gonna happen here, BUT

Imagine some 42 crew Disney shenanigans- featuring a bunch of little kids thinking Whimsy is an ACTUAL princess and asking her for her autograph and cute shit

TEMPEST WOULD HATE THE COSTUME HEAD OMG XD

ALSO EZIE AS A PRINCE AND TEMPEST AS HIS PRINCESS AND HAVING TO ACT ALL COUPLEY WITH HIM AND BEING LIKE “EW THAT IS BELOW ME” AT FIRST XD

Monty would totally be HYPE about it and Eloise goes with them because Uh, hells yeah, and Beo would tag along just because he HAD to. No other reason. Why would BEO want to go to DISNEY?

That facade lasts approximately ten seconds after they’re off the plane XD

They all get stuck in the tunnels under Tom Sawyer’s Island

That is so ironic omg XD I think Wyatt can tell you why that’s not a good idea XD

Beo would totally be excited about being there and would dress up EVERY DAY but you’re technically not allowed to wear costumes in the park when you’re a certain age but Beo would find a way around it as Beos do XD

Beo and his crew would accidentally run into Torque and their sisters at one point and then Beo would be on the hunt™ But this time not in a psychopathic way lmao.

Monty and Eloise would probably try to get rid of Beo for most of it because they don’t want him third-wheeling with them lmao.

Poor Torque just wants to enjoy their time with their sisters and now they have Beo conveniently meeting up with them and singing corny love songs from Disney movies XD

Probably after some shit with Nik happened tbh because lbr I can’t condone that relationship it was not all that healthy in the RPs. XD

Fiona and Ree are dying tho. Kyria is a bit too young to really get it, she just thinks that Beo is a prince and he’s singing just like he should be.

(“That prince isn’t a very good singer Torque.” “-_- I know he’s not -_- -_-” *Ree and Fiona cackling in the distance*)

Torque would call dibs on being Belle XD Fiona would be Merida, Ree would be Aurora, and Kyria would be Anna.

TORQUE COMES TO THE PARK IN THEIR BELLE DRESS. BEO BURSTS OUT FROM BEHIND THE FOUNTAIN WITH A PASSIONATELY-SUNG, FULL RENDITION OF “GASTON.” TORQUE IS #SHOOK

Monty would definitely be Lumiere. And they would both try to get Eloise to be either Cogsworth or Mrs. Potts.

PEOPLE LEGIT THINK THIS IS GOING TO BE SOME KIND OF PROPOSAL OR SOMETHING IT’S SO THEATRICAL. TORQUE IS STILL #SHOOK.

FINALLY the last day they’re there Torque agrees to catch dinner with him and Beo is literally SO EXCITED about that. And he would do EVERYTHING to make it obscenely romantic. But Torque is TOTALLY petty enough to bask in that kind of attention so of course they would totally doll up for it and be totally pretty and extra as fuck XD

Honestly I could def see these two working out because Beo will give his S/O ALL the attention and love and mushy gushy kisses and shit and Torque would BASK in being treated like royalty because they work so damn hard all the time that every once in a while the just need to be pampered.

Alright, I’m sold XD GAH NOW I JUST WANT TO WRITE BEO BEING AN OBNOXIOUS CUTIE AND TORQUE BEING EXASPERATED BUT SECRETLY BASKING IN IT

Literally Torque is ALWAYS on Beo’s mind, always. And Beo is literally BURSTING at the opportunity to do the littlest things for them

Like, Beo will be doing homework but then get TOTALLY DISTRACTED snapchatting Torque and texting them and it annoys the fuck out of whoever his roommate in Uni is but Torque knows that they can get him back on topic with a nudge.

Literally EVERY CORNY LOVE SCENE ever, Beo’s all on that shit. And Torque always acts it with him.

But he would get INTERROGATED by Torque’s sisters because they’re super suspicious XD

Also, imagine the Careers’ reaction to the ceremonial change of the relationship status on Facebook XD Whimsy clapping and being all excited and Tempest being like “WTF?”

Beo would fight anyone that even talked about hurting Torque though so she’d better be careful what she said XD

Also, Beo would totally say “I love you” really early just because he feels SO STRONGLY. And Torque is… Well, Torque is #Shook. XD But like a good shook. But after everything happened that knocked them down a few pegs they’re not sure how to react.

ALL THE POETRY. HOLY SHIT ALL THE POETRY. BEO WILL JUST WRITE SO MUCH POETRY. AND MOST OF IT SUCKS. But when he does free prose, it’s fucking gorgeous. Those are the ones Torque will pin up to their wall (alright, and a couple of the REALLY BAD poems just because they make them laugh.)

Torque would stay up SO LATE to study with Beo because by the time they hit their two month Beo’s totally comfortable around Torque and focuses best when they’re around. Plus, Torque is pretty strict about staying on task (true story xD)

Beo’s not sure how this is going to go considering that Torque is gray ace, but soon he realizes that for once he craves affection more than sex.

BEO WOULD TEXT TORQUE THESE LONG, MELODIOUS BLOCKS OF TEXT ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES THEM AND HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE AND HOW BRAVE AND STRONG AND WONDERFUL THEY ARE AND TORQUE WOULD RESPOND WITH A REALLY LAME BLURB BECAUSE THEY CAN’T BE ALL POETIC LIKE THAT XD

But every once in a while Torque will say something that will make Beo feel all fuzzy inside and he will screenshot that.

Beo’s photo roll: half screenshots of his conversations with Torque, and half selfies of him and Torque.

Beo totally cries at their wedding. XD What a softie.

Beo always initiates kisses mostly because he usually thinks about it more than Torque does. But Torque definitely isn’t complaining.

Even dating in Uni, I don’t think they’d room together just because Torque knew that if that happened, the likelihood that Beo would focus on his work/classes would just plummet.

But man, lemme tell you that Beo’s roommate, whoever that poor soul is, would have the misfortune of hearing EVERYTHING ABOUT HOW TORQUE IS DOING. And tbh that person would have to be EXTREMELY patient and not afraid to straight-up steal his phone when he gets too distracted XD

Okay, well I imagine the first trip for the Richie and Lawerence kids would be on a joint vacation where it’s ALL OF THEIR FIRST TIMES.

Numitor is far too old for Disney, of course. Yesss XD Numitor would hold that facade until they stepped into the park and then that would be it, he’d be totally excited and he would practically DRAG Alchemy everywhere. XD

Alchemy: “I knew it” and she’d be very smug.

ARISTOTLE WOULD RIDE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR OVER AND OVER AGAIN. And he would be ALL OVER Space Mountain and basically all the rollercoasters. I feel like the younger ones would have to stick with the adults, but the 15s would be able to have a little bit more freedom in the park.

Cupid, of course, is ~far too old~ to be excited about something like that. But honestly seeing Trixie all excited would just hype him up even more.

Trixie dresses like her favorite princess (hm… Maybe Elsa?) and the whole day everyone in the vacation party treats her like royalty which just tickles her to no end.

If they go to Entertainment Studios and Numi does run into Semper than those two are going to ride Star Tours constantly for the entire time they’re there XD Nerds.

Also, the SPACE SIMULATION in Epcot. That ride lowkey triggers me though xD

Aristotle would totally have an Autograph book that he would use to get the signatures of ALL HIS FAVORITE CHARACTERS.

Numi and Tot are teeming with excitement about anything and everything Toy Story.

As for Rowe, he’s definitely gone multiple times as a kid so he knows all the parks inside out and knows exactly what his priorities are every time they go.

And Henryk is the opposite, he’s never gone. Though he always wanted to as a kid.

Fast-forward to, oh, let’s say… Wiz and Sorcery and Tot’s high school graduation. The parents decide to surprise them all with a squad trip to Disney and they are all so excited.

(Henryk may or may not have cried when Sorcery told him but just low-key.)

Rowe is a MAN WITH A PLAN. He KNOWS what he wants to get done and will not stop until he is satisfied. But he could probably be slowed down by Alchemy who is probably just tired of being dragged around by her overexcited friends XD

Aristotle would want to ride the Rockin’ Rollercoaster OVER AND OVER again, he is a roller coaster ENTHUSIAST.

Also, the squad would definitely make bets about what color the monorail is going to be that they’re going to ride on. My family always did this :)

Henryk would be in a CONSTANT STATE OF “OoO” the entire time. He would always just be amazed at everything and super DUPER excited. He would totally want to meet all the characters and do EVERYTHING.

Also imagine all of them watching a fireworks show together and being all snuggly. xD

Aristotle would be down to take Wizard back in the hotel XD Honestly Rowe would be dtf too but he’s much less, um, obvious about it XD

I feel like Alchemy’s and Rowe’s first time would be someplace special, like Disney. XD Or in the normal Panem world, after some major event but IDK what…

Maybe Rowe takes the stage with UV for a song or something? Idk. I mean, if that were the case then he would be SO HYPED afterwards that he would probably be more likely to initiate it. XD Oh yeah, true XD

Henryk would be dtecawm (down to eat cookies and watch movies XD)

Henryk would probably be low-key scared on the Haunted Mansion at first because he thinks it’s a legit haunted house XD

HENRYK WOULD BE LOWKEY EMOTIONAL ON WINNIE THE POOH BECAUSE HE NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD GET TO EXPERIENCE IT IN PERSON T.T

Also imagine Rowe making a checklist of things to do and the best order to do them all to maximize riding time XD

(Also, imagine them going back multiple times throughout their relationship and each time the list is refined more and more. Then one trip they go and Alchemy notices he doesn’t have a list but he’s still dragging her along so she goes along and he just stops and says “alright, first item of the list!” and she’s like “what?” and he hands her this tiny piece of paper that just has one box that says “Ask Alchemy to marry me in front of Cinderella’s Castle” and it’s corny but also emotional as FUCK XD) AND THEN SHE SAYS YES AND LIKE SHE’S SO EXCITED BUT ALSO WISHES SHE COULD SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH HER LOVED ONES AND THEN NUMITOR RUNS OVER AND HE’S CRYING AND HE’S JUST LIKE “We made it Al” AND PRACTICALLY TACKLES HER AND THE REST OF HER FAMILY AND SQUAD IS CLOSE BEHIND.

MY HEART WHY AWWWWWWW THE FEELS WHYYYYYYY

In the actual Panem he would definitely plan something totally grossly romantic, like some kind of dinner on the beach under the stars and out of nowhere UV members keep appearing with instruments and Rowe would sing something grossly romantic and it would be totally elaborate and planned to a T. XD