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badlands-electra-fey · 6 months ago

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WHO KEEPS SENDING ME ANONYMOUS CRABS THIS IS A PASTEL 2014 TUMBLR NOSTALGIA BLOG 😭😭😭

#crab #hermit crab #the crabs #yeah #im crabby #and you wanna know why?#because i have crabs #los congrejos #no but actually #im really fucking confused

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gergarnero · 6 months ago

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DROMA

DROMAS ARDEOLA NOMBRE CIENTÍFICO: DROMAS ARDEOLA. LONGITUD: 38 A 41 CM. PESO: 225 A 325 GRAMOS. PLUMAJE: IGUAL PARA AMBOS SEXOS. MIGRACIÓN: MIGRATORIO PARCIAL. ESTADO: COMÚN A NIVEL LOCAL. UBICACIÓN: ESTE DE ÁFRICA, SUDOESTE, SUR Y SUDESTE DE ASIA. AVE ZANCUDA ROBUSTA, NEGRA Y BLANCA, QUE POSEE UN PICO NEGRO, PODEROSO Y EXCEPCIONALMENTE GRANDE, QUE UTILIZA PARA ROMPER LAS CONCHAS DE LOS CONGREJOS…

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#DROMA #DROMAS ARDEOLA

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cocksley-and-catapult · 2 years ago

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for liam :)

#the phrasing could have been better admittedly #thanks for giving me crabs <3 #los congrejos...

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fishiest-fish · 6 years ago

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Yeah I'm crabby, and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That's right, I thought it would be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named Los Congrejos. It turns out in Spanish, that means "The Crabs." I paid $700 for the crabs. So the next time you think to yourself, "hey, I'll have sex with a woman whose name in that language means 'the crabs'" maybe you'll open up your travelers dictionary. But hey, now you know.

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wortzik-remade-blog · 6 years ago

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BECAUSE I HAVE CRABS

YEAH, THATS RIGHT. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ALL FUN AND GAMES TO GO TO MEXICO AND HAVE SEX WITH A STRIPPER NAMED LOS CONGREJOS.

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silvahhauntah · 6 years ago

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Connor, in a crab suit: Yeah, I’m crabby. And you wanna know why? I have the crabs. I went to The Eden Club and decided it was a good idea to acess the memory of Los Congrejos, whose name, in that language, means The. Crabs. I paid 30 dollars for the crabs.

Hank: you didn’t pay for shit

Thank u @pixel-connor for ur contribution to science

Connor, looking at Markus with the thousand yard stare: Yeah, I know a lot about sex. Want a lap dance? Easy. A strip show? Cake. It’s horrifying. I know things.

Markus: wh-

Connor: I accessed a LOT of memories at the Eden Club to find those Tracis I will NEVER be the same.

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