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Saw an old lady today that looked like an old lady and was dressed like an old lady except she was wearing big goth stomping boots like this
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Finding out that Lorne Lanning follows a BUNCH of anti-trans, anti-gay, anti-immigrant, pro-capitalist, pro-trump Twitter accounts is like, um. Not great news to me I'm ngl, but also. Really fucking hilarious. Like bro HOW are you gonna make a game like Oddworld and be like that. Anyways now Abe is super duper trans because I said so. Reblog this post if you agree that oddworld characters are trans and gay anarchists
#oddworld#oddtumblr#like... my guy... my guy. come on.#you realize the messages of the games you like right? right#you cant be talking about abe being two spirit and using quotes from cheif luther standing bear and then like. supporting whatever this is#like dude is following SO MANY twitter accounts about pro-capitalist pro-industrialist anti-liberal everything#LORNE. LORNE LOOK AT ME. ARE U KIDDING ME.
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⭐Mark your calendar! Gwendoline Christie will be a guest on ‘LIVE WITH KELLY AND MARK’ on Wednesday, January 15th to discuss the new season of “Severance”!⭐
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im uncoming out. turning homphobic. i hate queers now
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imagine if vine was a thing in the early 2000s
imagine if they had vine on atlantis
#elizabeth bans the phrase 'do it for the vine' after 26 people end up in the infirmary after 3 days#rodney talking to john in passing: and they were ROOMATES#lorne to the table: oh my god they were roommates#markham and stackhouse in the kitchen at 230am dropping shit: hurricane katrina?? more like hurricane tortilla#the entirety of the pegasus galaxy at literally any given moment:#i dunno what the fuck just happeend but i dont really care imma get the fuck up out of here fuck this shit im out#tell me im wrong#that's right you can't#vine would've fucking KILLED in atlantis okay#vine#sga#stargate atlantis
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Lorne Michaels and Chevy Chase met while at the Los Angeles Film Festival in the spring of 1974 while they were waiting in line for a movie. Chevy was “making wisecracks and doing spot-on impressions” to entertain others in line, including Lorne Michaels and Dick Ebersol.
The three men went out for dinner and were walking in the rain together, moving from awning to awning to stay as dry as they could when Chevy ran ahead.
Dick Ebersol: A couple hundred feet away, he goes into a pothole, does a complete ass over teakettle into this immense pothole, and comes out of this thing just soaked. And he walks back and he and Lorne look at me and say, “Now how could you say no to somebody who was crazy enough to do that?" So Chevy became a cast member.
Now I don’t know about you, but feels like a weird sort of Hallmark movie.
Like I’m picturing Chevy not having any idea who Lorne is because he’s just some admittedly cute guy wearing nothing more than a shirt and jeans, but there’s this essence about him like there’s something about this guy that makes Chevy try really hard to make him laugh. Because while everyone is laughing, this guy is leaning against this building all relaxed like with his hands in his pockets and a small smile on his face as he rolls his eyes at some of Chevy’s better jokes.
Of course Lorne recognizes immediately that this guy is good, and maybe finds him a bit attractive, but Lorne doesn’t want to give him the satisfaction of seeing him laugh. Lorne can tell this guy is a bit egotistical so he’s going to make him work for it.
And Chevy’s like “how about we make a deal. You go out to dinner with me and if I make you laugh before the movie then you pay. If I don’t, I’ll pay.” And Lorne just shrugs like “okay” because he was planning on making Dick cover dinner anyway.
So for the next however long, Chevy is trying to nail down what Lorne’s humor is. And he’s sort of baffled because he can tell Lorne finds a lot of his content funny because there’s this amused glint in his eyes. If something’s especially funny he’ll stick out his tongue a little bit. Adorable.
Chevy’s got one more truck up his sleeve and that’s a perfectly executed prat fall amidst one of his bits that startles a laugh of Lorne, ringing through the theater like music to Chevy’s ears.
And so of course, Lorne’s a man of his word. The three of them go out to dinner and Chevy’s a little disappointed because he was hoping that they’d be alone. But the two definitely still have this flirty banter going on and Dick is just sitting there hardcore third-wheeling. Lorne still makes Dick pay because whoops he left his wallet in the hotel.
Chevy is pleasantly surprised but also not at all surprised when he learns Lorne is a producer, but he’s more shocked when he finds out he’s putting together this show. And Lorne immediately knows he wants this guy on his show, but Dick is a bit weary. On the walk back to Dick and Lorne’s hotel Chevy does another pratfall because he just needs to hear Lorne laugh one more time—just in case they go their separate ways and Chevy never sees or hears from him again.
#I love this so much I might write this#Lorne would actually leave his wallet and make people pay sometimes but he’d promise to pay them back#you know the tongue thing I’m talking about—like that thing he does while he’s at the bar next door reading Alan’s jokes#this means everything to me#Lorne and Chevy#ch: Chevy Chase#ch: lorne michaels#ch: Dick Ebersol#saturday night (2024)#plot bunnies#quote#their ship name is Levy and it feels boring but also so perfect#levy#Lorne/Chevy#Saturday night movie
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finally watching angel and i'd fuck him [negative]
#only ever watched up to episode 9 when i originally tried to watch it years ago#<- guess why i stopped lmao#but now i will power through [or me and my moirail]#cause spike and andrew#and kinda cordy? but i know it'll go to shit for her#also heard lorne is kinda cool#klepto talks to himself
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went to see the snl movie tonight and now i really feel nostalgic for something i never actually lived through i hate it here
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When you like a character that is so unknown, there are barely any fanfics about him. And when that character is so vile and has absolutely no nice qualities other than being handsome, so the very few fanfics available are written about the most gruesome and haunting things he’s done. I cannot keep living like this.
#I’m only talking about Lorne Malvo#lorne malvo#Frank Peterson#fargo#fargo fx#fargo season 1#fargo s1#and it would be so awkward if someone wrote a nice fanfic about him#he is actually a horrible human being#but he’s so hot#I can’t resist#HIS BANG
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To me angel Lorne and Buer’s relationship dynamic would be that of two overly affectionate parents. Rip priest vas, he has to deal with them. (Buer seems like the type of person to call vas, kiddo)
HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY… making this canon for the au
#Buer just having his paw over Vas’ face to push him away while he kisses Lorne#asks#anonymous#talking
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#lester nygaard#lorne malvo#fargo s1#little role swap thingy#reposting all my instagram to tumblr btw everyone grab onto something and brace yourselves#im talking to no one this place is dead
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Im going to be at mcm artist alley in London this Friday Saturday Sunday ! Please come find me if you’re there!
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and like. if our childhood home is built into our inner world, and that's part of why we have constant unrelated-to-it-but-still-set-there dreams... can we find a way to burn it down? genuinely.
#mad scrawl#I don't think any of us want to be there really.#hey lorn and forest-fyre and uhh. any other pyromancer-adjacent ones really. we have a Job for you#aspen? does blackflame burn shit like that. how about we all dismantle this shit as soon as we can talk about it in therapy.#because man I do not like going back there
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I was tagged by @grapecaseschoices to share some voiceclaims and band vibes for my Infamous MCs! Thank you!!
Hedwig Lorne (voice: Dimash Qudaibergen / Cher) is the lead singer of the folk-pop band “Echo Echo Chamber” (vibes: PHILDEL / The Amazing Devil / Florence + The Machine)
Pauline Webster (voice: Janelle Monáe) is the lead singer of the alternative metal band “Vanilla Waifers” (vibes: Skunk Anansie / Within Temptation)
Tagging @dumortains @mt07131 @amlovelies @dwead-piwate-meggers @syfynjavall @ladamebrunette @lyriumsings @magebastard @galpal95 and anyone else who sees this and wants to but no pressure! :D
#this is basically what i've been doing since i was tagged xD#Hedwig at least definitely has a stage name but i have yet to come up with it bahahaha#hedwig uses ze/hir pronouns and pauline uses she/her#all the links are to youtube this time#infamous-if#oc: hedwig lorne#oc: pauline webster#if you saw me talk about an mc whose stage name would be cassowary#.... i have made no progress on that one. Pauline came outta the blue and has my entire heart#the band vibes part has less to do with lyrics for me and more the general ~sound~#idk the proper names of music genres so shhhh just go with me on this one
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Angel fanfictions that are AUs where things somehow changed just ever so slightly, so that Doyle didn't die and we get him and Wesley both as a part of Angel Investigations are the greatest.
Or just Buffyverse fics that are total AUs where Angel's friends with both of them. And Gunn, of course. And sometimes Spike, depending on the fic.
#and sometimes lorne too in the latter fic. though sometimes lorne doesn't make it into those#just talking about angel's guy friends here mainly. lol
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🍅🍑🌱🥐 for Teuthis!
🍅 How misunderstood is your OC? In-universe or IRL. - i wouldn't say misunderstood, but i would say that ze confuses people. ze isn't always clear on why he's doing something-- i think generally he's just not the most communicative. things usually make sense After ze's done them. if that makes sense 🍑 How do they show their kindness? How kind are they truly? - genuinely very kind!! i will say that this doesn't mean he's physically soft or weak. teuthis could hurt a lot more than a fly, and he has, but he would also never go out of hir way to do that. and this will make sense later when i can get into more world ( + creature) building but ze comes from a family of ranchers, and has some fairly particular views stemming from that background. 🌱 What new passions/hates is your OC discovering? - he's finding himself hating some human foods, unfortunately. he can't digest a good amount of it properly!! he eats what's on his planet (this is a pescatarian-leaning diet, although they have something dairy-adjacent that doesn't come from anything that can walk on land, as well as fruits and veggies) and adapted food when off-planet. 🥐 Where is your OC from? How do they feel about their homeland? Where are they now? - he lives on a waterworld!! it has a code name for ID which other species with spacefaring capabilities use, but of course that's not what they call it on-planet. (i've yet to come up with a good name D:). but he loves it!! there's nothing not to love about it. it's home <:) currently ze's still there. . . but he might not be forever . . .
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