#loretta 666th senior administrator

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

i am a child

i donate myself

Hello, @i-eat-rusty-nails, that's a very nice idea. But you can only live in our @shutanic-temple-orphanage if you no longer have parents or other close relatives to look after you. We are no kid (species neutral) nappers.

And what about you? Are you truly orphaned?

I am @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me, head mistress of the orphanage.

All hail @bil-daddy, our wise founder and the @shutanictemple

[bil-daddy]

Dad where do i go to be able to officiate weddings n'stuff from the Shutanic Temple

It's okay, the word dad's literally in my name. If you wanna officiate weddings for the @shutanictemple, 666th Senior Administrator @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me can certify you with one of these.

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

Shutanic Temple Orphanage proudly presents: the first kid of the New Year.

With deep gratitude to midwife/cobbler @bil-daddy and his impromptu assistant @greenthena who also shutanized Baabaa according to the Shutanic Ritual.

Deeply moved and in tears,

Loretta

666th Senior Administrator of @shutanictemple

Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

Here is a donation for the temple! They're two well behaved and cute baby goats 🐐🐐

Oh, that's a very nice donation! Look what we got as a donation from @rarehovercraft, @bil-daddy!

They can jump around with the herd in our @shutanic-temple-orphanage petting zoo.

Thank you very much!

Yours,

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

Headmistress of the Orphanage

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

Update on my Life

What happened so far ... a long time ago ...

I was so tired of all the talking and arguing and bickering and judging. And I thought: It's time to move on! I need some Good Omens in my life.

And lo! So much has happened lately:

I have found a new family and new friends

photo courtesy of @bil-daddy and @docdust

I have found a new congregation (not a church!)

I became a disciple of Bildaddy the Shuite (and also a bit of a friend)

I got a job as 666th scrivener at the @shutanictemple

photo courtesy of @bil-daddy and @docdust

I have been promoted to 666th Senior Administrator of the Shutanic Temple

We have started an orphanage for kids (human) for a whole bunch of kids --> @shutanic-temple-orphanage

I am truly blessed with choices

This is me with Crowley. I met her on a the rather dreary occasion of a mass crucifixion. We were both there to mourn a friend.

I feel so seen

I was assistant wedding planer at the wedding of @bildaddyanduziraphale-aremarried

I have become a muse to artists

Artworks by @lacking-hydration and by @lafakiwi-draws-archive

@shutanic-temple-orphanage is now all set up with a petting zoo. Here is a rare glimpse of its outskirts:

me and @bil-daddy on our way to feeding the greedy bunch ...

I have my own music video now:

Loretta - You'll be a woman soon.

On January 18th @bil-daddy and my humble self opened the @shutanic-temple-art-gallery

I proposed to @gandalf-big-oos

(Stay tuned for further developments ...)

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

Spelling Lessons

Dear Kids (Species neutral, gender neutral)

Today we are going to have spelling lessons. Learn the alphabet with this very educational video:

Teachers: Crowley & Aziraphale

I expect every kid to be here on time!

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

Senior administrator of @shutanic-temple-orphanage

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

Oh how adorable!!

Would you like to donate some to our kids [species neutral] at the @shutanic-temple-orphanage with the shutanic temple orphanage petting zoo?

All hail our great founder @bil-daddy! Glory be, praise be ...

My next plush design - a Bildad the Shuhite themed goat! I’m so excited to make him!

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

I donate @goblinnick he's kind of the opposite of an orphan being that he has 4 dads and 2 mums (that I know of) BUT I feel like he might need to have a break from having parents.

Hello @aries-with-an-ie-not-just-an-e

Kids (gender neutral, species neutral) who have no parents or abusive parents can come and live with us at Shutanic Temple Orphanage. But it seems to me @goblinnick could be a bot, he's such a blank page.

Maybe you want to introduce us?

Yours sincerely,

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

Head mistress of the @shutanic-temple-orphanage

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

Donations to the Shutanic Temple

Faithfully Recorded by @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me, 666th Senior Administrator of the Shutanic Temple

Page 2

Date: 20.02.24; Donor: @helphowdoiusethis

Donation: 4 cute baby goats

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Date: 02.02.24; Donor: @rarehovercraft

Donation: two well behaved and cute baby goats

🐐🐐

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Date: 18.01.24; Donor: @theinsanelycoolconnormurphey

Donation: Two goats from the modest flowering fields of google

And an Amazon goat

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Date: 26.11.23; Donor: @aroaceblackhole

Donation: 1 puddle(cat)

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Date: 12.11.23; Donor: @aroaceblackhole

Donation: (1) bebe(cat[suspicious])

--> Page 1 of the Shutanic Temple Donations List

[bil-daddy]

Cheers (platonic) See you in 2024!

Towards a Wonderful 2024!

Let it rip!

Best wishes from the @shutanic-temple-orphanage to all patrons and donors. And of course to our founder and leader @bil-daddy!

Praise be, glory be!

Loretta

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

yes, our marvelous founder @bil-daddy is not only our greatest inspiration, but also a great entertainer for the kids (gn, sn).

All hail @bil-daddy

Bildaddy causing chaos with his children

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

Will do. But I know the story ;-) It's pretty good.

All hail @bil-daddy!!

a wonderful Shuhite Sunday to all.

(now go watch life of Brian to celebrate)

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

May also apply to human orphans …

Copy to @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

Blind carbon copy to @dream-of-pain

Some more parts to the “Accurate guide to raising an Arch Angel”

[bil-daddy]

Excellent work, @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me, the greatest art curator in the Land of Uz, Shua, and the world.

And of course, a round of applause to all our wonderful artists.

Welcome to the Shutanic Temple Art Gallery

This is the place for your Bildad the Shuhite related artworks. From now on you can submit artworks for our permanent exhibition.

The soft opening of the gallery will take place on

Thursday, 18th January 2024

(If you've donated artwork to @bil-daddy in the past and it doesn't show up here, please remind me to add it. I'm so excited and nervous to be an art curator that I don't even know where my head is).

Loretta Art Curator of the Shutanic Temple Art Gallery

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

Oh, how wonderful that we now have @the-shutanic-temple-library! Our kids at @shutanic-temple-orphanage are really looking forward to Storytime with Kids. So far they've just been watching educational videos and decorating kids (species neutral) with flowers.

Welcome to the job @anxiouscrow6! And you're always welcome to have tea with me at the orphanage or take a walk through our @shutanic-temple-orphanage petting zoo.

Glory be, praise be, all hail our beloved founder @bil-daddy

Yours truly,

Loretta

(lifelong friend of @docdust)

[terfs, anti-endo, anti-mspec monospecs, trans-id, etc don't interact please! explanation of my dni on my pinned post]

🌼🌷🌼 // 🌷💕🌷 // 🌼🌷🌼

soft romantic cottagecore stimboard with ineffable husbands. LET'S GO, SEASON THREE BABEY!! art by @liinchaan

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

Well, according to our @shutanic-temple-orphanage time table we have educational videos on Shuhite Sundays. Cleaning the stables of the @shutanic-temple-orphanage petting zoo is on on Midwife Wednesdays. Any other days would be available...

Hey @shutanic-temple-orphanage do you have any idea as to when the kids would be free for a storytime ?

Theorectically it would happen once every week or once in every two weeks