#loretta 666th senior administrator

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

i am a child

i donate myself

Hello, @i-eat-rusty-nails, that's a very nice idea. But you can only live in our @shutanic-temple-orphanage if you no longer have parents or other close relatives to look after you. We are no kid (species neutral) nappers.

And what about you? Are you truly orphaned?

I am @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me, head mistress of the orphanage.

All hail @bil-daddy, our wise founder and the @shutanictemple

[bil-daddy]

Dad where do i go to be able to officiate weddings n'stuff from the Shutanic Temple

It's okay, the word dad's literally in my name. If you wanna officiate weddings for the @shutanictemple, 666th Senior Administrator @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me can certify you with one of these.

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

Update on my Life

What happened so far ... a long time ago ...

I was so tired of all the talking and arguing and bickering and judging. And I thought: It's time to move on! I need some Good Omens in my life.

And lo! So much has happened lately:

I have found a new family and new friends

photo courtesy of @bil-daddy and @docdust

I have found a new congregation (not a church!)

I became a disciple of Bildaddy the Shuite (and also a bit of a friend)

I got a job as 666th scrivener at the @shutanictemple

photo courtesy of @bil-daddy and @docdust

I have been promoted to 666th Senior Administrator of the Shutanic Temple

We have started an orphanage for kids (human) for a whole bunch of kids --> @shutanic-temple-orphanage

I am truly blessed with choices

This is me with Crowley. I met her on a the rather dreary occasion of a mass crucifixion. We were both there to mourn a friend.

I feel so seen

I was assistant wedding planer at the wedding of @bildaddyanduziraphale-aremarried

I have become a muse to artists

Artworks by @lacking-hydration and by @lafakiwi-draws-archive

@shutanic-temple-orphanage is now all set up with a petting zoo. Here is a rare glimpse of its outskirts:

me and @bil-daddy on our way to feeding the greedy bunch ...

I have my own music video now:

Loretta - You'll be a woman soon.

On January 18th @bil-daddy and my humble self opened the @shutanic-temple-art-gallery

I proposed to @gandalf-big-oos

(Stay tuned for further developments ...)

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

Here is a donation for the temple! They're two well behaved and cute baby goats 🐐🐐

Oh, that's a very nice donation! Look what we got as a donation from @rarehovercraft, @bil-daddy!

They can jump around with the herd in our @shutanic-temple-orphanage petting zoo.

Thank you very much!

Yours,

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

Headmistress of the Orphanage

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

Spelling Lessons

Dear Kids (Species neutral, gender neutral)

Today we are going to have spelling lessons. Learn the alphabet with this very educational video:

Teachers: Crowley & Aziraphale

I expect every kid to be here on time!

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

Senior administrator of @shutanic-temple-orphanage

[shutanic-temple-orphanage]

I donate @goblinnick he's kind of the opposite of an orphan being that he has 4 dads and 2 mums (that I know of) BUT I feel like he might need to have a break from having parents.

Hello @aries-with-an-ie-not-just-an-e

Kids (gender neutral, species neutral) who have no parents or abusive parents can come and live with us at Shutanic Temple Orphanage. But it seems to me @goblinnick could be a bot, he's such a blank page.

Maybe you want to introduce us?

Yours sincerely,

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

Head mistress of the @shutanic-temple-orphanage

[loretta-dont-you-oppress-me]

Donations to the Shutanic Temple

Faithfully Recorded by @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me, 666th Senior Administrator of the Shutanic Temple

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Date: 20.02.24; Donor: @helphowdoiusethis

Donation: 4 cute baby goats

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Date: 02.02.24; Donor: @rarehovercraft

Donation: two well behaved and cute baby goats

🐐🐐

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Date: 18.01.24; Donor: @theinsanelycoolconnormurphey

Donation: Two goats from the modest flowering fields of google

And an Amazon goat

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Date: 26.11.23; Donor: @aroaceblackhole

Donation: 1 puddle(cat)

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Date: 12.11.23; Donor: @aroaceblackhole

Donation: (1) bebe(cat[suspicious])

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