#lorde nz

[of-two-lands]

44°04'21.1"S 170°07'58.1"E

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[the-art-ghost]

I HAVE A QUESTION

How does Zalgo brush all them teeths? A ton of toothbrushes, one big brush, or power washer?

𝔑𝔬𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢 𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔥𝔬𝔴 ℑ 𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔪𝔶 𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔥 𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔞𝔶 𝔦𝔱

𝔐𝔦𝔰𝔴𝔞𝔨 𝔦𝔰 𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔩𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔶 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔥 𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔱𝔥 ℑ 𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔡 𝔲𝔭 𝔞𝔤𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔤𝔬, ℑ 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔦𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔱𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔭𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔥

𝔄 𝔭𝔬𝔴𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔞𝔰𝔥 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡𝔫’𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔞 𝔟𝔞𝔡 𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔞 𝔢𝔦𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯…

𝔚𝔞𝔯𝔪 𝔯𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔰, ℨ𝔞𝔩𝔤𝔬

[as-kind-as-summer]

Waking up to rain to drive home in after seeing the LotR musical…the earth knows how upset I am

[fiveredlights]

I think now is the time for God, the almighty powers, whatever, to read "old habits die screaming." The script is ready. Jesus, or someone else, just run it.

i hear this but i also don’t want daniel near anything f1 for like five years. i hope he does whatever he wants. hug a cow. watch his nfl boyfriend do football things. drive his old toyota ute down the dirt road of WA without a care in the world. eat a whole packet of cherry ripes. maybe another packet. hey what’s a third.

but if this does happen daniel. maybe let’s go for sauber or something. i heard williams is lovely this time of year. anything but the credit card racing team. like you’ll do great but they do not deserve your impeccable team principalling skills. (also watch out for monza. team order it. no reason)

[craigmania]

“I don’t think I suit blonde, but the wigs were these spectacular things which were $15,000 worth of human hair. I was always aware that if I fell over and damaged the wig, it cost a lot more than I did. 😬" - Craig about Haldir's wig. [X]

[eccentriccryptid]

Love, love, love how predictable Lord of the Rings fans are. Went to go see The Two Towers today and at The Part™️(we all know the part) I watched the guy in front of me lean over to the person he was with to share the little fun fact. Every time we can't let it go and honestly I adore it.

[ginaknowseverything]

[bisexuallsokka]

bro you actually got pneumonia??? what are you, some sort of little victorian boy?

coughs daintily into a lil hanky. it’s true.

[mackmp3]

okay maybe i'm just wayyy ymore used to somewhat niche alt bands but like ONE BILLION STREAMS????? what??????? how???? like yes i know its pop music and popular pop music at that but like?????? like even the comparatively tame 68,000,000 that still sane has is like. A Lot yknow

[tsnbrainrot]

Hobbiton, the Shire 🌿🍃

[of-two-lands]

44°42'14.2"S 169°03'03.1"E

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[the-art-ghost]

All I have to say about the Zalgo human design

I can see why people spelt with this man (he has two daughters I think)

ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔬𝔫𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔰 𝔭𝔢𝔬𝔭𝔩𝔢 𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔞𝔩 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰…

𝔅𝔲𝔱 ℑ 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔪𝔶 𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔫, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔶 𝔞𝔯𝔢 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶 𝔡𝔢𝔞𝔯 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔢 𝔰𝔬 ℑ’𝔡 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔞𝔶 𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔩𝔬𝔲𝔡 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔶 ℑ 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔩𝔶 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢

ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔰𝔦𝔵 𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔡𝔯𝔢𝔫, 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥…ℑ 𝔴𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔡𝔫’𝔱 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢…𝔬𝔥 𝔡𝔬𝔫’𝔱 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔡 𝔪𝔢 𝔯𝔞𝔪𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣

𝔚𝔞𝔯𝔪 𝔯𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔯𝔡𝔰, ℨ𝔞𝔩𝔤𝔬

[andromedasummer]

the problem i have with lord of the rings is that as long as it continues to be a cash cow for peter jackson he stays relevant and continues to be the massive cunt he is. fucking twisting the arm of the government alongside warner bros to remove union protection for film workers. bolstering his mates cv by convincing people to vote for him as our mayor only for him to do fuck all to help out and bounce to take a cushy job in our hard-right govt. bitch and moan and use his money to prevent projects in lyall bay because he doesnt want more houses to ruin his property value when we're in a fucking housing crisis. hate that bitch and his mediocre films.

[littleforestbat]

[i-wanted-a-salad]

Heyyyy. If yall remember, a couple of months ago I made a poll about Taskmaster, cause I'm making a Lords in Black Taskmaster AU!!!!

I'm planning on doing a little writing for this and an proper drawing, but I'm kinda bored so I'm gonna share the initial designs and my thoughts behind each of them.

Wiggly: It's not a Taskmaster series without just some guy in a suit. Inspired by Aisling Bea's one because it is green and also the best suit on the show

Nibbly: Lou Saunders' COC2 outfit just gives off Nibbly vibes for me. Planning to just add some more sweets/food imagery into the outfit, maybe make the wheels on the roller skates lollipops.

Tinky: He would wear a shirt with Ted's face on it, so Guy Williams was an easy choice

Blinky: Couldn't find one that suited too well, so I just went for Charlotte Ritchie's one because it's one of my faves and it's also purple

Pokey: Wanted to go for the same vibes as Nick Mohammed being dressed as Dracula, but he's dressed as Phantom from Phantom of the Opera

Feel free to ask any questions

Edit: Idk why the images are formated like that

[bloodybellycomb]