#lord help me lmfao

[ridethehammett]

ok but honestly...i just feel like kirk could easily be the kinkiest person ever. like idek but in public/interviews/concerts etc. he's always such a sweetheart and well-mannered and everything, but i can imagine him having a lot of kinks privately. idek if that makes sense lol but to me there's just something about him that gives off vibes of someone that in reality is actually really kinky

(not that being kind and being kinky contradict or exclude each other, just to clarify haha)

AND YOU’RE SO REAL FOR THAT. literally something about people being super sweet but actually the kinkiest people ever is so 🧎🏾‍♀️

i read somewhere that he and lani would go to parties and have like sex slaves bye

not to mention him saying he still went down on girls with that spiky labret piercing ☠️

and don’t quote me on this but apparently someone found his kinks??? (but they’re gatekeeping where they found it 💔)

here it is though!

[general-kalani]

"SHARKY ARE YOU SPREADING RUMOURS ABOUT ME AGAIN?!"

"Wha- nahhhh... Maybe. Why you askin' Johnny?"

"SON OF A MOTHER FUCKER-"

[theforbodingboglands]

I didn’t post it in time for Christmas, but I almost did! Merry Christmas!! Trying to get back in the art groove but it’s been pretty grim in my household, but we’re hanging on! 🦇🦇

[kikitata2]

It is nearly 3 AM as I am writing this, so I do sincerely apologise for how deranged and unhinged I will be.

BUT OH MY FUCKING GOD. MY BRAIN CAN’T FUCKING HELP BUT BE SUPER OBSESSED WITH SHIPPING DREAM/MORPHEUS WITH JOHANNA CONSTANTINE.

I fucking can’t stop thinking about those two, like I swear to god the amount of chemistry these two have with each other is just making my mind go DHOWODHPHWIDHUIHDOWHOJIODHUSAHOSAXUIAHSDJDAOFHFEOJFJOJWEJOFWEJOJWFOJOFEJOEFJOOWDJWODEJOWOJDSADJOAO

I have important university work to do, and I genuinely need to get myself into a better sleeping schedule because god is it inconsistent af (like half of the time I will actually give myself a long night’s rest, and then the other half I’m just like kahedbkjeadasdojioasdijaidsojajod). But no, my fucking brain is just too busy thinking about the Morphanna ship to even think straight.

LIKE LOOK AT THESE TWO!!!!!!! WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! AAAAAAAAAAJAEOIFJSFELJFAEKIHFKAHKAEHOFIAEFOIEAHFAEFIOAWHIDAWHIODWDOIHWADHOWDAOIHAWDHIODWAOHWADOIFHEAAHFIOAE

For god fucking rat’s furry ass sake I love these two way too much to the point where it’s just beyond feral and unhealthy.

Sorry I know I’m being melodramatic as fuck, but I just need to get this out of my system because it’s making my mind bubble up and shit.

[queenofbaws]

Queenie my dear may I please request 💧?? Thanks and hope you’re doing well!!

💧Share something romantic/hot from your WIP, or just something sweet if it's gen.

for you kenzie??? anything ;)

jeez louise, an actual-factual queenie fic where there's SOME level of spice???????? at all?????? who'da thunk it??????? :Oc hehehehehehe maybe i'm not a one-trick pony after all...........................

“Yeah, I don’t know about you, but I definitely didn’t plan on getting chased by a bear.” “Or mercy-killing a moose.” “Ooor getting lost in a mine!” “Or walking halfway across the fucking countryside to get to this place.” “Or for Emily to be such a major bitch.” Letting his hands slide a little lower, Mike quirked an eyebrow. “Speak for yourself, ma’am. I fully expected that.” The last shred of Jess’s apprehension disappeared (or so he hoped) and she laughed, tipping her head back while pressing every other part of herself against him. “Smart man…” “My point being,” he interrupted, finally bringing his earlier desire to fruition by skating his fingers over her shoulder and catching the strap of her bra, pushing it aside to press his lips to the spot instead. “I’m a little worked up…” Another kiss. “You’re a little worked up…” A third. “But this place is the size of a shoebox, okay? If there was anyone else here, we’d know. We’d be shaking hands with them. Trading recipes for banana bread. Neighborly stuff.” She didn’t say anything to that, instead leaning into his touch, sighing when his mouth moved up to her neck. “So what say we…oh, gee, I don’t know…make our way back to the couch…get nice and toasty in front of the fire…and figure out some kinda way to work out all this excess energy, huh?” He felt her throat buzz as she hummed, and without her saying anything, something about it had him grinning. Even when she nudged him back, he couldn’t help smiling, trusting she was putting juuust enough space between them that they could look at each other. “Will you…maybe close the shutters first? Just in case?” she asked, wrapping her arms around him, her fingers carding up through his hair.

[snakedogge]

me: makes a post about feeling ugly and unwanted

tumblr recommendations: you want milf pussy?

[solradguy]

adopted a guy at my school cuz he plays sin, apparently, and I play ky. But then his friends are like "You're my dad, too!" and so I have 3 kids now

There comes a point eventually, as you get older, where it sort of flips and now you ARE the oldest one and all these young people jokingly call you dad/mom/parent and it's super funny but also kinda like "damn, I'm old" rofl

Anyway. Congrats on the adopted children, Ky

[acedavestrider]

ill see you all in the trenches (tickmaster queue) and then again in the trenches (new jersey)

[buggyandthebartoclub]

I am trying desperately to focus and my husband put on a movie called dragon ball evolution and I am absolutely screaming!!!! We’re like???? 10 min in maybe???? Why is Goku some random white guy??? Why is he so old? He’s some “geecko” who gets bullied and has horny thoughts??? He’s at a party at chichis house fighting a group of bullies???

WHAT IS HAPOENING LOL???? They took goku and Kyle-fied him!!! Like what is goku but he chugged mt dew and played cod 😂😭😬 PICCILO????

IM SO SORRY DADDY BAHAHAHAHAHBFFKOENWKXJFJEEJ

I FINAIHED MY TAGS AND BULMA IS ON AND WTF!!!!! IM SO CONFUSED LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING AND GASPING

[general-kalani]

"And God's vision unto me of the Collapse will be realised... Will be... Damnit where's that paper?!"

[rigginsstreet]

why would they do this shot specifically

[iiboronii]

I see a fictional businessman and fold soooooo fast

[thatonedemonnamedlucifer]

ive been watching clips of house md recently and so far the only thing i've been able to understand is this show is basically Medical Malpractice but also Not Really (But also Definitely): The Series™️

[tariah23]

They’re calling my baby Gojo, Joseph Joestar now

[emperorcartagia]

it makes sense that refa had a family with kids and a wife given his status, but making senna a character and having her role be what it is really makes their story tragic as fuck. his family so easily could have never been heard from again after his death, but londo taking senna in out of guilt is so fucking. sad. lol

[kurhoeee]

If I had to talk about love...

I'd tell them about all the days I prayed for you,

I'd tell them all the days where there wasn't anything like "my happiness" or "your happiness"

It was all "our" happiness

All the songs were "ours"

All the laughs were between "us"

All the comfort and gentle love was between "us"

And not just "you" or "me"

- jahnavi Deshpande

[Inspired by priyanandini Bali's poetry]