#looks like ace crossed that boundry

[firelilyofthevalley]

🤜Brotherly Bonding Moment🤛

*hits you with a pipe* sorrgy accident :3

[mystical-lemonade]

The Reader Comes out as Asexual to Lucifer

Warnings: implied acephobia

Wordcount: 1,040

Pairings: Lucifer & gn!reader, Lucifer x gn!reader

General

Today, in your opinion, could definitely have been going better. It started off with Belphie making a bunch of vaugely acephobic comments at breakfast

Then Asmo, Leviathan and Satan all joined in on the conversation

As the brothers were saying many things that made you uncomfortable (rightly so) you had been avoiding them all day

Unluckily for you Lucifer saw you sneaking around that evening so the next thing you know he is all but dragging you to his office

At some point while sitting and listening to his lecturing, you realise that he's ranting at you over your secretive behaviour

Not your manners at breakfast, or the avoidance of his family

No, Lucifer is steaming mad because you have been keeping secrets from him

And he quite aggressively, demands that you tell him what exactly you're hiding from him

In fact he even starts to shift into his demon form he's so upset over this

But when you spit out the reason that you acted in such a way, Lucifer is immediately shocked into silence

In all the scenarios he imagined never did it cross his mind that you were acting skittish because his brothers made you uncomfortable about your sexuality

He regains his composure and quietly sits across from you, to ask why you felt the need to hide away a part of you

Lucifer does not like that he and his brothers made you feel so uncomfortable with informing them of your asexuality that you hid away all day

He would ask you to elaborate on what exactly was said and done to make you so self conscious

As well as any boundries you may have so that he may appropriately correct and punish his siblings for their bad behaviour

How he goes about the next steps after that depends on the nature of your relationship

Platonic

If your relationship with Lucifer is purely platonic then he would first reassure you that your coming our changes nothing about your relationship

Asks you about what exactly your sexuality feels like to you

He'd ask if you're sex repulsed or if you're simply ambivalent to the thought of sexual intimacy

Asks really any question he may have about how being ace affects you as a person

Maybe if the atmosphere gets too tense he jokingly asks if your asexuality  gives you an invisible, magic shield that protects you from sex demons, and that is why Asmo can't charm you

Definitely wants to know what boundries you have

He does not, under any circumstances, want a repeat of this morning to happen again; e v e r

So he'd listen to any response you give intently and would enforce it as if it was law

He'd also make sure his idiot siblings were informed of the offence they committed

Would punish the 6 of them in the way that would push them to sincrely appologize and educate themselves the fastest

Absolutely asks if there's something you know of he could do or read to educate himself on asexuality

Lucifer is trying his best to be as openly supportive of you as possible, while making up for his ignorance

Would offer you a cup of tea and a hug while you two listen to a nice record as a way for you to calm down from the emotional roller coaster of a day you've had

After you relaxed for a bit Lucifer would look away slightly pink, and say probably the nicest thing he's ever said to you before.

"I know that telling the truth when you're afraid of the response is difficult, but you did just that today Y/N...I'm very proud of you." 

Romantic

If the two of you were in a romamtic relationship Lucifer would reassure you that he doesn't think any different of you

And that he doesn't often get the urge to be sexually intimate himself, so he promises he'd never pressure you for anything

He'd ask that you don't fear asking him to change the way he shows you physical affection, though being honest most if not all intimacy the pair of you have almost never goes past a passionate kiss

Lucifer would absolutely appologize for the way he treated you this evening

It upsets him greatly to know he stood by and let his most precious person be degraded without even noticing.

So an apology for that is in order as well, but Mr.Pride Incarnate has run through his apology quota for the month so he needs to find a way to show his remorse

In fact Lucifer wants you to give him a way he could show you how sorry he is for his and his family's actions against you.

So sorry in fact he is practically b e g g i n g

Which he decides to do by asking if there's a particular way you'd like him to educate his siblings on their crimes against you

He'd take your thoughts into account and apply the appropriate consequences to the 6 of them

Most definitely makes them read all the horrible ways ace people are treated and (with your permission) asks them if they would want to see you treated that way

If you don't want that Lucifer is more than happy to simply lecture them all about how being prejudiced is entirely unbecoming of demons of their age

Lucifer would also ask you about if asexuality was common in humans in the modern era, as now more people have come out of the closets than in previous generations

You'd have to explain that no, its not very commonplace, and that some people believe that your sexuality isn't natural or human in any way.

Its that comment that gets Lucifer to give you a conspiratorial smirk, "If they say you aren't human due to you sexuality, I say let them."

Lucifer would lean forward as he'd continue speaking "Because then, my Darling Y/N..." 

Lowering himself onto his knees, Lucifer would take your hands in his and press gentle kisses on them

"Let me make them fall to their knees before you as they finally see you the way  I do. Y/N, let me make you their God."

Thank you for reading!

Sincerely, Jupiter

[okiedokie-then]

heh

in my bathroom there were 60 waffles with a magazine light

numbers aint the one to lead the land

(insert guitar solo)

a check on my clock

the day life with the colors (insert screams)

vocalists can get the 100%

family, congratulations to amber.

nobody told me this...

no, nono, no, red carpet all the water

ride with me, ride with me

bee no bee he does

(insert skate park noises) ow, my knee

(insert bowling ball noises) ow, my knee, again

(insert suspicous noises) ow, my knees

(insert death noises) ow, my knee

set above your soul

its a long way down, personification of cheese

its a long way down.

somebody shoot her, she has my tongue

i want a cat, i want a cat, i want a cat, skatepark man

might all look wild

but they want you here, get out, leave

social media, you dont do that alot though

people who choose to do that

uncomfortable

cout << "do you even work out bro" << endl;

i like the pine tree, in the corner,

always watching,

being very prickly

sometimes youll see a baby in the pine tree

i like the pine tree

slip right out of the door

wheels cut up the rub,

(insert guitar solo)

skate park man goes side to side

the biology doesnt make sense

dirt on the woo's

he doesnt understand the concept

why, you arent evil

university, and military

the large paper tree

oh no, now theres two of them

its undergoing mitosis

(insert screams) you know that, right?

you never did like them

but you were the self, all the way of self

it has my name on it for the two years

the speakers blasting

you were rejected and sent back home

how does it feel?

falling from heaven? must hurt right?

the chair on the table

put them down

she doesnt like them up there

(insert laugh track) the thermostat is at 69, ha

notice, he doesnt it like it ok it

sometimes, he yells

you dont like it when he yells

no excuses for being late, your dead

through thick and thin, ill be as tasty as possible

your priorities dont line up

how could you do that?

he only wanted to eat your snacks, could you reall not give up your crackers?

not again, the stickmen are fighting

7/16 of my father is apple juice, pretty neat, right?

the fire exit hates you.

really? it builds things? cool

46 chickens crossed the road with cacti all over, that was a weird hour to be alive

do you like being treated that way?

the blue cables run all over, its pretty neat really

they hated the basketball picture, i now hate them

oh the white cables are neat to

ha, agriculture, what a joke

why does he want your snacks, you ask

he might just be hungry, you also say

i just want to go back

its to hot in my room

you tried to fly, but your wings made of anti-matter instantly reacted with the surrounding air, and then you fell.

was it a long fall?

couldnt have been, you were eating burritos to be completely honest.

he's rude

the cheezits said no to him, so they were cast into a pit, they're a bit crunchy now, nice really.

the core isnt really good though, hate that thing.

the scans made it by you

"how can they not see?" you said

he got really confused after that

.9531

it kept screaching (insert screeching of a machine), and kept screeching (insert screeching of a machine), and kept screeching (insert screeching of a machine), then it died.

doesnt even connect

section B-B got shut down due to budget cuts

B-B was the rubber ducky section

sad, really, the world may never see happiness again.

"boob beep, am not evil. beep boop." said #27

jesus that ac is loud, how can people stand it?

80-85c is the recommended temperature

ignorance, motivation, the power of friendship, all ingredients to the most well made octopus, preferably with sour cream and Valentino hot sauce.

god do i love mexican food

and no, i am not #27

you seriously dont understand the sheer amount of burritos i have eaten in this past week, i no longer have any money, i did not share with my family, even if i did, they would not eaten them, they are sick of them, i have forced them to eat thousands, preferably with butter on the side, thats all i'd like for today m'am

surface temperature, man, now thats a woozie if iv e ever thought of one

violence is not an answer

violence is a question

and the answer to that question is yes.

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god the flowers smell fucking amazing this fine universal collapse

did i mention i like mexican food?

my foot keeps hitting the metal

heard something burning last night, kept smelling the noise it was making aswell, turned out it was my cat eating

who knew

"think different" -a fruit

man i can not draw football players can i?

- skin

- teeth

- hair

- eyes

want human bones? contribute to society and work for them like everyone else, get out of the house, your 33 already josh.

hip hop, or hip hop editor?

ZRX9SR

covered by a thin layer of skin

for some reason i really want potato chips rn

he dropped IT

dont sign in or he'll hurt you

G U M M Y B E A R S

immediately now

c r u n c h

2004

:fire_emoji: Warm-Ups :fire_emoji:

I LET HIM BORROW MY SNACKS AND NOW THEIR RUINED WTFFFF

god my new mouse is gonna feel so good

how do i wash my hands

i did not make that noise

c h e e s e

microbes help preserve lassen college FFA field day

cucumbers will never become pickles

IMPEACH im in the peach

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man, runnin the stand, "hey, bum bum bum, gimme the cash"

"okay"he says,

i would kill for a burrito rn ngl

salt bone man?

"meeting the chargers future could prove fatal to all squirrels" says the man in the suit

break your limits, push your boundries, work harder than you ever have before! i know you can do it! you can eat that wheel of cheese in only 30 seconds! i know you can!

bread, artichoke, and beans. thats all you'll ever be.

im currently reading a book about cats

i like cats