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Pointing at you
Look at him go plunk into nuclear waste
Big ol' monster man
#yeah so ive combined o!sneeg with q!sneeg#he pretty much does looking for o!phil in purgatory and gets tossed into waste#then becomes a kickass monster that only knows how to kill#smile#sneegsnag#sneeg fanart#qsmp purgatory#purgatory#purgatory 2#q!sneeg#q!sneegsnag#in my hc also he becomes tr!sneeg :)#q!phil gives him radiation medicine or sthm and he just becomes normal ig#not how radiation works but its fine#embrace rambles#embrace draws
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"Please! We come from a peaceful planet! We mean you no harm. We're unarmed!"
#Takashi Shirogane#Shiro#You're nothingness but shining and everywhere at once.#Voltron: Legendary Defender#Mine.#And so begins Shiro's Year in Hell.#(And cue the usual suspects making their tasteless 'you're not unarmed yet' 'jokes'.)#Still not as appalling as the video that likened Shiro's electro-stim bracelets keeping his muscles loose to a fabric tube man that flails#and flutters about outside of car dealerships.#Yet pretty damned awful all the same.#I don't know why Shiro's trauma is a joke while certain other characters are treated like they're#the biggest victims in the entire universe but this IS The Fandom Straight From Hell we're talking about.#All Shiro wanted to do was go on what very well might have been his final mission into deep space#maybe even one of his final flights as a pilot at all#before his body started to fail him.#He lost his long-term partner over this mission.#It was supposed to be routine.#And instead he gets abducted by universe-conquering tyrannical monsters and spends an entire year being tortured#experimented on#and having to fight for his life and kill or be killed for those monsters' entertainment.#Trauma isn't a damn contest but if it was#Shiro is racking up gold medals left and right while everyone else- aside from Allura and Coran- barely snags a bronze.#Sidebar: I love the animation on his hair as he falls.#Why did Studio Mir have to consistently make Shiro look so pretty as he's suffering?#All I want is to fly with queue.
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EVERYBODY LOOK AT MY WIFE!!!!!!
#I love when she gets to be big <3#the Autobots were shooting at her as if they weren't the ones who walked into HER house#she is basically just a big monster for ppl to shoot at in this show but at least she gets to look pretty and kill a couple ppl#tf war for cybertron#tf scorponok
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so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it
#ria.txt#i spoiled myself so at first i was like 'this is bonkers wtf are they doing in those last few chapters?????'#but then it was like. yeah. i see#love those ch when it's just clearly putting the squad into Situations#also. izutsumi#what i really liked was how tightly the protagonist and the deuteragonist were wound up in the overall themes#the plot the themes the conflict the characters it was very neatly connected#hence i am also now accidentally invested in whatever going on between laios and marcille#not just platonic not romantic not enemies i just think they work well tgt and deeply care for each other its great watching them develop#it's the leader + most trusted advisor / anxious girlfailure + the annoying freak she's somehow attached to vibes#haha that rabbit chapter with marcille. hahha i was like what the fuck man. it was funny and then boom whump [tears streaming down my face]#those shapeshifter chs were sooo much fun esp seeing other chara's perceptions of each other. stealing that#the changeling ones were great too elf senshi is the fucking funniest he looks sooooooo unserious#marcille's evolving perception with death starting with saving falin and saving the squad and her nightmares of outliving everyone-#-and her dad and her 'temper tantrum' and UGH when at the end she said she was fine with falin not coming back.... WAAA. OUGH.#i think dunmeshi handled the trope of 'prophecy of chosen one becoming king' pretty well and it makes sense why laios is the protag#the worldbuilding is so thoughtful as well i liked seeing different characters with different worldviews interact#very solid and well rounded series wooo#the main 4 has such a fun dynamic together#anyways. dunmeshi au.....#more like borrowing the worldbuilding bc charas are too nuanced for a one to one comparison#ren is like some prince of his own species but he's like 34th in line and no one cares about him so he fucks off to eat monsters#which is why he's both snobbish AND a total freak when it comes to his food taste#false is originally in for the money from ren and plans to scam him but unfortunately the cringefail swag captures her#martyn is Obnoxiously Clueless and thinks he's smart but he's not. he's resourceful but also pathetic and crazy#stress cant cook but she thinks she does so everyone goes (≖_≖ ) when she picks up a pot. they delegate her to killing and chopping duty#the mvp is iskall who keeps on saving everyone's asses and somehow has resources for everyone#i think ren is actually aware false is going to scam him but he has too much money to spend anyway and he thinks shes cool so he lets her??#and somehow she doesnt take the money and run. and goes back to eating monsters w/ the party. everyone is crazy
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revamp ideas of another old oc, this is xeneal, he lives in shawns universe. he used to be named shay and was a space bounty hunter, the first thing obviously got changed for his redesign but as for the second thing im kinda entertained by the concept so it might stay. it was not a huge part of his character tho i literally only remembered accidentally finding a note abt him in an old character document from 10 years ago lol
his species r typically pretty stocky & bulky. they weigh a lot so their long fur is very plush and light. i had harbor seals in mind when i was doing his palette and body markings so i leaned into it more for the face idea for the 2nd pic. still gonna be playing around with it
#his fur used to be entirely white w blue pops of color like his collar and claws so i kept that like general spirit#w a pretty simple more grayscale marking pattern but i could not have a pure white oc it would kill me. too boring#my art#ocs#furry#anthro#alien#monster#barely. he looks like some guy but he was always an alien/monster oc so i figured id just keep that#even if hes not like . that different looking from anyone else
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Ahhh I FINALLY finished this piece of Vox inspired by Sesamoid's song Creature Feature!!! I've been picking at it for so long, I'm really happy I finally got it finished ^.^
#q#my art#dnd#ttrpg#dnd art#dnd5e#ttrpg art#pathfinder#pf2#pf2e art#pf2 character#oc art#ocs#oc#my ocs#vampires#vampire#ocs: vox#tw blood#vox activates the neuron for me so very much#because him being a pretty vampire is absolutely a red herring#he's WAY closer to a feral monster vampire even when he's NOT killing stuff#coz he just looks at everything that has blood like meat#portfolio tag
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If Just a Man is Hyrule’s song, then Monster is Warriors’
#look#Warriors is the one Link that I can see doing some pretty horrible things#he’s a soldier he’s had to before#(horrible as in killing and making other hard decisions that kind of horrible)#(he just seems like he could be really merciless)#linked universe#lu hyrule#lu warriors#epic the musical#just a man#monster
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normal people aren’t breathless when a man forces your hand to his heart to feel the fragment of violent power within him that would cause irreparable damage if he died
normal people don’t get heart palpitations when he holds your hand a little longer, almost reluctantly letting it go after you painfully feel the shard lodged in his chest
normal people aren’t like this at all
#i can’t even look at him during this scene#if i am romancing literally anyone else#this is the scene that makes me reconsider#as crazy as that sounds#this one and#the one where he calls me pretty#after i’ve just killed shadow monsters#and says it makes him whoreknee#like#GALE.#gale????#jesus CHRIST#somebody sedate me#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3#bg3 spoilers#baldur’s gate 3#baldurs gate 3
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hi! sending out for someone who's more talented than me please? I have a fanart request. (If nobody wants to make this then i'll just wait till i have more money and commission it)
Also Spoilers for both The Locked Tomb Series, specifically Harrow the Ninth and Nona the Ninth, as well as Parahumans: Worm. i've been rereading them both and noticed a parallel between two characters and i want to use this (half joking) request for fanart as a way to talk about it.
anyway here's my idea: can you draw John "Jod•Emperor of the Nine Houses•The Prince Undying•The Great Resurrector•The Necrolord Prime•The Man Who Became God And The God Who Became Man" Gaius the First and Eidolon drinking tea and eating peanuts together? Maybe while the Ressurection Beasts and the Endbringers destroy everything in the background?
I'm already writing the fanfic to match it don't worry
edit had to fix a typo because my autocorrect always changes book 2 to "Harris the Ninth"... which will be my next crack fic project naturally.
#the locked tomb#harrow the ninth#nona the ninth#tlt#tlt series#tlt spoilers#tamsyn muir#worm web serial#parahumans#wildbow#john gaius#jod tlt#eidolon#eidolon worm#cuz like#they are both these super average looking middle aged men#who were granted the strongest godlike powers in their respective works#by their settings strongest nonhuman entities no less#and both have this persona of an affable schlubby-but-tired do-holder#even tho they are both actually pretty shitty people#and it was their actions which directly caused#the giant world-ending magic-user-killing kaiju monsters in their settings#and they did it for their own glory and ego#both also lied about their actions in how it happened and other shady stuff they did as authority figures#and both are significant in holding up the morale of their worlds citizens and militaries#and anyway i just think it would be super funny and cute to have them on a date#while the world perishes due to their own shitty inaction behind them#crack fic#crackship#fanart request
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Pointing at you
Look at him go plunk into nuclear waste
Big ol' monster man
Edit: for some reason this post duplicated itself oops
#yeah so ive combined o!sneeg with q!sneeg#he pretty much does looking for o!phil in purgatory and gets tossed into waste#then becomes a kickass monster that only knows how to kill#smile#sneegsnag#sneeg fanart#qsmp purgatory#purgatory#purgatory 2#q!sneeg#q!sneegsnag#in my hc also he becomes tr!sneeg :)#q!phil gives him radiation medicine or sthm and he just becomes normal ig#not how radiation works but its fine#embrace rambles#embrace draws
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like if you wanted to give the brotherhood’s position in this war more nuance, you wouldn’t look at the people they’re killing. you’d look at who they choose to ally themselves with. who are they choosing to let stay in power, and what sacrifices are they making with that choice. who have they decided needs to suffer for the rest of humanity to have a better chance. and within their own ranks, who gets chosen to be fed into the most dangerous missions. are they sending their best and hoping they survive, or do they send someone younger, less experienced, someone who will be less missed, someone who can’t say no, and hope that if it goes poorly that they can write off the loss. who dies here, so someone over there gets to live.
#assassin’s creed#the people they’re killing is actually like the least important part of this equation. the murdering bit is usually pretty good overall.#like there you might want to focus instead on say. hey. hey guys. how many guards did you just kill to get here again? those guys have#families you know. lives#they might not even be here of their own free will given how templars operate#but since this is a triple a video game thats maybe the worst place to interrogate how the lives of the level’s cannon fodder are treated#like objectively the fact that these people are basically disposable and interchangeable to our heroes is horrifying! that they don’t get#the honor of a confession makes them Less Than than the monsters we usually kill#and that’s a narrative convention yes but it’s also. well. in-universe it’s not a great look.#anyway.
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ANOTHER GRAND TRIUMPH FOR THE GUNLANCE KINGDOM
#original#monster hunter#it wasn't pretty#i died twice; once to a dumb fuckup and once to an escaton that i failed to weaken because it switched elements#i stopped its switch twice by breaking both horns but i took so long to finally kill it that it still managed to switch#honestly it's not that difficult to weaken escaton if you know to aim for the arms#combine that with the horn break gimmick and it's a very nice challenge of dps and part targeting#solid fight! i don't get why so many people hated it#like. it's supposed to be hard. it's a post-post-game boss. a superboss. it should absolutely be way harder than anything else in the game#when looking for tips i saw someone complain that you have to rework your entire build around it#and like. it's monster hunter. you're supposed to do that with EVERY fight. or at least the serious ones#and this is one hell of a serious one
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teen wolf x marvel: malia tate as black widow
#twedit#malia tate#malia tate moodboard#malia tate edit#teen wolf edit#teen wolf moodboard#teen wolf#teen wolf x marvel#sam edits#mine#okay GUYS#i wasnt really sure about malia as natasha but i think it works#loss of childhood innocence#turning into a 'monster'#always poised to kill#i might just be talking out my arse#im really tired so#idk if nothing else at least the moodboard looks pretty lol
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You know, Xenosaga is one of those games you either love or you hate, and I can understand the hate because dear god the fucking cutscenes. But, it did do a great job of creating the single most toxic yuri situation of the 2000s.
#its basically lesbian frankenstein x frankenstein's monster#with an incredibly neurotic engineer with a shitty ex who desperately wants her robot creation to love her even after it#you know#fucking kills people#and the pretty girl robot who simply was programmed to care about statistics and nothing else#looking her dead in the eye#and in the most distant and robotic way possible#promising she is will keep on killing as long as it's statistically viable#and they are OBSESSED with each other
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Had another wild dream
There was a festival, the biggest one of the year. Where everyone comes together to celebrate. Everyone in this world has a hidden ability, like a talent but a bit more magical. This celebration shows off the most magical of them all, like the one who can take reindeer by just touching them, or the dude who can play any instrument without ever seeing said instrument before, etc etc. some are simple powers like reading fast, or able to draw anything, or even just a very good worker, but apparently I don’t have an ability and am seen as worthless. Anyway, There are many people who are invited to this festival, but in this world there are monsters, who trap and kill people in many different ways. This is important for later. Each person invited to the festival, if they are related to one of the performers, must help out in some way shape or form. Last year I tried and failed to help, by being the end flag for the army race, where the soldiers who are invited, race to see who is the fastest. I was told to hold the flag and change it when 10, 20, 30, minutes have passed, while also stopping the clock when the winner passes me. However they never told me that last part and I got in trouble. So this year they want me to just hold a plate of mashed potatoes and hand it out.
So while we are waiting for things to start we need to find our seats. Me and my siblings are sat somewhere up higher, however there are only three seats. So I’m told to just “sit near them” on the ground, but don’t literally sit on the ground cause it’ll make the place look bad. After I join the walk with my mashed potatoes, about half way through I’m out and tell the Sargent and he says “we’ll go get more from up front” which btw this walk is like walking around a mega church building. So yeah, I get pissed and walk back with everyone looking at me. I get back and decide fuck it I’m going to just sit and not do anything. So I climb in the seats where my siblings are, get yelled at by a dude who I have to pass by when getting to these seats cause “you should know better than to walk on my seat” bro it’s literally the only way to the other seats, if you know another path please show me. He just grumbles and says that I should know of another path. I ignore him and get to the seats and stand nearby cause my sibs are sitting there. The show starts then and that’s my siblings cue to leave their seats so they can be carried away to perform. So I’m left in the middle of the path that also acts as the stage and I just quickly get over to the side cause wtf else do I do. Only to get reprimanded by my aunt and mother that “I should be in my seat and not basically on the stage” I just glare at them and say “well maybe somebody should make sure there are ENOUGH seats for us then” only for them to say that there were and that I’m being unhelpful and just want to complain. I finally snap and just walk along the path/stage, backwards. I’m heading to my car and just running away cause I can’t deal with these shits.
Anyway, Remember the monsters? Once outside I see a few roaming around, they are different sizes and different creatures. I don’t care and just keep walking. Apparently last year I ran into one, it grabbed me and I thought that was it, but it just rubbed my head and cooed before putting me down, chasing another person, and then eating them. So I didn’t care cause I felt pretty safe around them, which is saying something when the step on a car and it explodes.
I’m making my way to my car when I hear that apparently my family is looking for me already. I’m like “shit” so start running across the town/city to get to my car. But once again the town is being swarmed by monsters. I get to an area where this grass tentacle monster thing is sitting, and there’s a group of others trying to figure out how to pass it with getting caught. I tell them just don’t get hit by the end of the grass thorn tentacle thing, cause that’s what’ll grab you, as I start causally climbing over the already grown tentacles. A few tentacles have fallen apart and I grab a few and say “check this out” before chucking them into a body of water. The tentacle then grow and form another monster, the exact same kind of monster that we just passed. I rub it’s little head and say it’s a good boy and needs to stay there until it’s big enough to leave the pond. The group is horrified that I just made more monsters and most run away from me in fear.
The more brave parts of the group quickly joins me and hopes I can get them to safety and I mention that the house next to the library has a spell on it that repels all monsters, and that I’ll be walking in that direction anyway so they can join me. Anyway we continue walking through the snow and crowds of people who are scurrying off to do whatever when another monster appears. This one is a classic giant who is seen chasing someone, he sees me and for a brief second considers going for me before returning to his original target. I don’t get to see if he successfully catches them or not.
Eventually we get to the house and I drop them off before going to the library cause it’s a bit closer to my destination. I get yoinked in by someone who is panicking cause there’s a monster running the library. I look over and it’s this little sand vampire lady monster. I recognize her cause a few years back she successfully trapped me in her sandpit. She started sucking out my youth before stopping and realizing that I wasn’t getting older, but she was still getting younger. She is confused and asks what’s going on and I just shrug and say that I have no idea but if she want she can keep trying until she feels she is at the youthful age she wants. She does and I still don’t age, I then tell her if she acts human and doesn’t attack anyone else, that I’ll help her maintain her youth…at least until I die. She agrees and starts to work in the library. She looks human but if you look closely you see her skin is actually sand. Anyway the person is freaking out and I just say hi to the librarian and ask how it’s going. She said fine and that she needs a little pick me up, so I allow her. Much to the horror of the other person.
We chat for a bit before another smaller monster runs in and grabs me and the shocked person shouting that another giant monster needs a sacrifice. He is this fur covered monster with horns and he rushes out, despite the librarian’s shouts. Then we see the a new monster, this giant tall skinny monster, their skin swirling with different darker colors (like dark blue, deep violet, black, and a hint of dark green too)
That’s when the monster carrying us puts us down and is about to shout at this bigger monster that he brought a sacrifice but freezes for two reasons, 1: monsters are not against attacking smaller monsters and mr fluff here was hoping to get on this big dudes good side but just witnessed the big guy rip another monster apart, and 2: he looks at me and says that I shouldn’t be there and that he messed up by bringing me. I’m still confused before it clicks in my brain. I’m not useless, I do have an ability and a very rare one at that. I have a monster ability, it’s why I don’t get attacked, it’s why I can walk by them, it’s why they hesitate and change their mind, it’s why their attacks don’t affect me and why I know so much about them despite not seeing some of these monsters. I stare at the monster who was holding me cause we both realized what I am, just then the giant dark creature is looking at us with bright violet eyes. I’m not scared and walk forward placing my hand in the middle of his face… I then wake up.
#dream I had#one time i dreamt#dreams#wild dream#I mean i felt so useless at the beginning and everyone told me so#but the second the monsters got involved it was like I was important#they respected me and didn’t treat me as nothing despite the fact that they literally did that to everyone else#and that everyone else did that to me#at first I thought that because everyone saw me as useless or not worthy that the monsters thought the same thing#but then I thought that maybe they were seen as terrible and when they see me they see a kinship of some kind#but then I realized it was just my ability to be able to hang out with monsters without them killing me#which is very nice#also most of the monsters were huge monsters and it was kinda awesome to see#there were a few I forgot to mention in the post#like the more fleshy monster that picked the lock with its gross hands when we got to another building#or the giant version of the furry monster who looked through the open door at us when I entered the library#overall pretty cool dream that I thought would be just a depressing dream where I’m ridiculed but my dream said SIKE you important#weird lesson in there: you aren’t useless even if everyone says you are cause they don’t know what you’re capable of
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Did I make a post about that WoW/LiS AU I thought of ? I might of. Have it again because I was thinking about it.
Mainly it’s Max being a Forsaken spy (her and the rest of her family moved to Lordaeron shortly before Scourge overtook the kingdom) while Chloe (a worgen rogue) pretends that she totally has no idea that her girlfriend is a spy.
I just like the idea of Chloe pulling Max all over the place doing quests so Max ends up sending the most random reports back to the Undercity. Or when Max’s cover gets blown (probably right before BfA) Chloe is just like ‘so we’re going to the Horde right? Does that mean I can finally stop pretending to like Genn Greymane????Because fuck that guy- I didn’t vote for him to be my king that’s for fucking sure.’
#life is strange#chloe price#max caulfield#pricefield#Chloe doesn’t like Glenn because Max had to move because of the stupid wall#then Willam died building the wall#then then Joyce (and David I guess but fuck him) died during the riots that happened during the worgen attacks#Max looks very ‘alive’ for a forsaken#which is why she’s a spy#they meet up during the Forsaken occupation really soon after Chloe gets her mind back#Chloe really doesn’t care about fighting the horde at the time and just kinda follows Max for a while#she figures out that Max is a spy pretty quick since she knows where Max moved too had gotten hit pretty hard#but she’s here to kill monsters so she’s doesn’t give a shit
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