#longrunning catboy phan comic. i dont care but ultimately i would never lie to you. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

tamaharu · 28 days ago

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dan and phil are real people who share a real mortgage and while i was in line for their real utah show they posted a real photo of phils reflection in dans real ass in his real bdsm gear outfit he was wearing to the meet and greet. this isnt about the ethics or reality of rpf in general this is about the fact that they had sex in front of me and thousands of other people at this point. and for what. for jesus to win?

#sorry if you remember i watch dan and phil from this. i try to be normal here.#they tag phan on all their tumblr posts. theyve released like four lofi albums and every cover has been drawn by someone who has a longrunn #longrunning catboy phan comic. i dont care but ultimately i would never lie to you.#even if the onstage sex is an exaggeration its only barely bc they make barbie doll representations of them hump and later #they wrestle and pull out a ball gag iirc and dan physically and for real bites phil. he has left bruises on that man from it.#like . again. this isnt about the ethics of rpf.i dont fucking care. this is about the fact that they have a house together.

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