#longlivelemonsss

[incorrectcarsquotes]

Grem: What are YOU doing here Daddy?

J. Curby: Buying stuff.

Grem: You can’t buy stuff! You ain’t got money, you’re not helpful! You’re just lazy and you ain’t never getting a job!

*Grem’s mom looks like she wishes she were dead while J. Curby talks to her, then she turns to Grem, who’s muttering about how poor and stupid his dad is*

Grem’s mom: Am I gonna have to whoop you right here? In front of Dad, God and everybody else?

Grem: I’ll give YOU a whooping!

[cosycaracal]

Hey there! Just curious if you ship any of the lemons from Cars 2. My personal favorite is either Petrov x Ridley (my character) or Grem x Acer ^^

Hi!! I only ship Grem and Acer a bit, I don’t think about the lemons very often :’D

[monotropauniflora]

And over here, we have this blog; which is perfect example of the intersection between conservative weirdos and radscum. They seem to hate feminism, as all right wing reactionaries do. But they regularly reblog from radical feminists. This is because despite their differences, reactionaries can always find a common interest in spreading hate and flock together.

Anyway they helpfully listed their main in their description so you can block this fool.

Transmisogynists have been talking about putting “terfs don’t interact” banners on their own posts to trick people into reblogging them

So remember to look at people’s urls before reblogging

[daia-red-panda10]

Hey there! Curious if you’ve got any HCs or ships for the lemons ^^

I actually have some headcanons for them and an AU of Avatar: The Last Airbender too! Like for example:

In the Avatar: The Last Airbender AU I have, most of the lemons are actually Non-benders that have been judged because of that and they use weapons for their plans, mafia, etc. The most notorious examples are: Grem, Acer, Zundapp and Victor Hugo. Just some of them are actually benders.

Grem met Acer when he was 34 years old.

Zundapp is VERY good at weapon fabrication and Axlerod (even though he is a businessman) actually helped him at disguise the weapon of the second movie.

In the popular AU, Cars Human version AU, Victor Hugo is disabled and uses a wheelchair, and Ivan helps him get around 

And here is the link of from where I actually have the headcanon of Victor Hugo 

Grem, Acer and other lemons were the persons who killed Leland.

Sterling is a disguised lemon that was in jail because of the events of Cars 2, but escaped. And he is actually tried taking revenge of what Lightning McQueen best friend did to all of them, furthermore he is a Miles Axlerod familiar and he ask to him about business.

There are a LOT of families of Lemons that exist in different parts of the world. Some of that countries (And where there is more expansion of the lemon family) are: Russia, USA, Colombia, Denmark, Slovakia, Slovenia, France, etc.

If there was some kind of vote about who is the leader for a new mission... Axlerod wins (ALMOST) all the time.

There are actually some womens on the Lemons biggest families, the Hugo and Trunkov families are an example of it.

Some lemons haves have families. 

And well... I’m sorry but... I don’t ship the Lemons ;; sorry 

But anyway, thanks for ask me, @longlivelemonsss!! You are free of asking ALL the times you want!

*inserts a random spanish meme called hasta la próxima here*

[blade-liger-4ever]

@longlivelemonsss @sokkas-first-fangirl how about the MCU? You could have them meet the Avengers, and then the Atlantis crew could call Bucky and Steve "kids".

Me, stuck in bed sick, relaxing by watching old favourite movies: “Aw, Atlantis!”

My little goblin brain, immediately: “Atlantis AU, Atlantis AU, Atlantis AU!”

Me: “For which fandom?”

My little goblin brain: “…….”

Me: “????”

My little goblin brain, banging pots and pans: “Atlantis AU, Atlantis AU, ATLANTIS-”