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(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞  i was tagged by @namine-draws !! thanks for the tag! i haven’t done these in forever, lol,,,, but for once mobile notifications actually told me i was mentioned in a post, thanks mobile

Name: uhhhhh......i’m never divulging my full name on here, but Sam is a common nickname, and on the internet i’ve been known as Tater since i was on deviantart in middle school lmao

Nickname: call me whatever you want

Star sign: Aries

Height: probably like 5′6″??

Sexual orientation: panromantic ace

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor, apparently, though i’d think ravenclaw or hufflepuff is more fitting but okay you can interpret me that way i guess

Favorite color: light blue, i’m also a fan of silver but not quite so much

Favorite animal: i can’t.......choose one.........so like, i guess we’ll go with dogs, cats, and rabbits? and owls i guess. i want to say foxes (arctic foxes specifically) but i don’t know nearly as much about them. dogs are still kind of an iffy subject with me, and i only like to talk about them on my own terms, but it’s not out of any...malice, just....i’m still sad i guess.

Average hours of sleep: as much as i’d love to get like maybe 6 every day, i don’t sleep well and it’s out of my control, if i wake myself up i just fall back asleep, so....between 10 and 12

Number of blankets: depends on the place and the time. when it’s really cold, like, four or five. right now i’m doing three with air conditioning. when i’m at school and it’s this hot, usually just one, a sheet.

Favorite singer/band: i don’t have a favorite, but, uh, hmm.....he’s not a singer nor a band, but koji kondo is good. i do like some of taylor swift’s older stuff...i unironically like nickelback. coheed and cambria, simple plan, green day...there’s some names i guess, that’ll do

Dream trip: .........the dream trip is the trip itself. i don’t know where i’d want to go, i’d just want to go. i’ve been on one vacation in my whole life, lmao, went to disney world in second grade and that’s it. we’re too fucking poor for shit like that lmao, so like, i’d be happy with anything.

Dream job: .......i have no idea on that either. i mean, i’m pursuing a degree and everything, i’m halfway there, but like......i don’t know? i was gonna go for music, but i got sick and then a  lot of things changed lol. i’m doing computer science now because i just like, like computers? and it hasn’t gone super badly yet. i just literally have no idea what i want to do, and i never have. shrugs. i dunno. making video games would be fun or like making music for video games? the only big ideal i can think of is being a game tester or like, a twitch streamer or something, but those’ll never happen.

Current followers: uh, like, 557? quite a few of them are bots though and as long as the bots aren’t nsfw i don’t care that they’re there. artificially inflate my follower count, see if i care lol

What made you create your tumblr?: uh, my brothers had it and it looked cool i guess? for a couple of years, i only got on to maintain a queue, though....i think the blog was mostly harry potter back then, along with your assorted shitposts and shit, though it was nightblogging back then. the good old days of 2012. i got on more my senior year of high school; i had mono, this website is something mindless to do, deviantart required way too much thinking and i needed mindless things to do, i was exhausted and bored. ended up finding a crack rp group for kingdom hearts, joined, and i was on here more often bc of it. now im just.....tired and easily drawn to this place, if for no other reason than to just like, talk about how things are and shit, keep a record of shit

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last time! on yugioh gx! (a recap since i was too dead to scream about it outside my own head)

jaden heads to domino city! axel encounters trueman and duels him! trueman takes advantage of axel’s guilt over making an impossible decision at the age of like, four! a decision in which axel’s family got into a car accident and the car caught on fire! axel only had enough time to save one of his parents! he saved his dad, but couldn’t save his mom! axel fell into despair over the decision and lost to trueman, and disappeared to nightshroud’s world, no longer existing! it was then revealed that axel’s mom was actually alive the whole time and that after saving his dad, axel’s dad was able to save axel’s mom! these two episodes were kind of fucked up!

jaden arrives in domino city! he learns that axel is gone! he gets stuck in a tricky situation but is saved by sartorius, who pulls him into a truck and drives off with him to safety in a motorcycle! sartorius lures jaden into a trap, and reveals that nightshroud is holding his sister hostage, and only defeating jaden will save her! his sister spiritually contacts jaden and tells him to defeat sartorius and help him! jaden overcomes impossible obstacles and defeats sartorius! however, if either jaden or sartorius moved from the spot they were dueling in, the building was rigged to explode! the building starts to collapse, and jaden is able to save himself using yubel’s powers! sartorius is dead, he’s fine don’t worry. 

however! during his duel with sartorius, jaden’s polymerization card became infected with darkness! he encounters jesse anderson! the darkness makes him think he sees trueman! jesse and jaden duel! jesse is able to help jaden and expel the card’s darkness in a duel, bringing jaden back to normal. the two head back to duel academy!

back at duel academy! syrus, alexis, and chazz have been defeated by trueman, wiped out from existence, and have given in to the heart of darkness! atticus is the only student remaining at duel academy! he forgets everyone, but using his own powers from nightshroud, he is able to remember! angered, he calls out nightshroud and challenges nightshroud in a duel! jaden and jesse arrive just in time to watch! it is revealed that nightshroud has been possessing and using yusuke fujiwara this entire time!

yuuuusuke! uses a lot of bullshit! somehow undoes the future/present and uses op bullshit tactics that porbably shouldn’t and probably don’t actually exist! he defeats atticus!

next time! on yugioh gx! a battle royal! nightshroud vs jaden vs jesse! three men enter! one.....erm....two men leave! spoilers: neither is jesse! jaden! duels nightshroud twice! defeats him twice! saves the day! everyone graudates! jaden! somehow travels through time! duels yugi muto! travels the world on his own! runs away from his own problems!

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AAAAAAAAAAA OKAY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND OKAY IT’S STORY TIME SO

on my brothers’ old computer, we had a bunch of emulators. mostly used the gameboy advanced one for all the good gameboy advanced games (read: pokemon) since we didn’t have a gba (okay, and pokemon hacks), the super nintendo emulator, and the sega genesis emulator. we had a bunch of sega genesis games on there, but at least i only ever played sonic. oh, we had a ton of sonic games. all three sonic games, all three & knuckles, knuckles’ chaotix (which i barely played for some reason), and we had all sorts of sonic hacks. like i remember most vividly we had a christmas hack that was just like sonic or maybe sonic 2, but everything was red and green and sonic had a christmas hat. someone hacked sonic 1 just to add spindashing, it was the only thing that was different and it was a godsend. i kinda want to play that now.

but i think the one i played the most was sonic 3 & knuckles. we had quite a few sonic 3 & knuckles roms for some reason, but this one specifically had a ton of cheat codes.

you could make sonic second player, you could make knuckles second player, you could make tails first player while someone else was second player. i believe at some point my brothers used it so one of them could be p1 as knuckles and the other p2 as tails. but me? i messed with all the codes, tried all sorts of combinations, i went wild with these. it was fucking wonderful. i messed around so much, played the game so much, i knew angel island like the back of my hand. still do. it’s the only sonic level i ever got anywhere close to familiar with in my life.

and i vividly remember, one time, thinking to myself “what if i make knuckles first player and knuckles second player? activate those codes at the same time, have two knuckles running around” and i actually did it. 

and well, it did work. i went into the game, got to angel island, and knuckles was the second player. but, uh, the first player wasn’t knuckles. the first player was a glitchy mess. and i ran around as that glitchy mess for awhile

what a fucking ride that was i wanna do that again sometime, grab every fucking sonic 3 & knuckles cheat code conceivable and just fucking break sonic 3 & knuckles

story time’s over now get out

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i’m still genuinely shocked that people enjoyed my shitposting about underheart. it came seemingly from nowhere and i don’t think i ever gave context or a reason. and i mean, i guess you don’t need to understand why it happened to enjoy an undertale/kh crossover. but since people actually liked it and at least one post broke like, ten notes, i feel like i owe it to you all to try to explain. key word being try. keep in mind it was late, i was tired, and it’s been a week so I can’t remember everything perfectly. i can’t believe underheart is a week old.

Please note that underheart/khtale is unrelated to underhearts by data-roxass, i didn’t know about underhearts until underheart was already well underway but they’re kinda...opposites, so it works out. i’d definitely recommend reading underhearts.

So, flashback to last thursday. It was after dinner. I was hanging out with some friends in their room, I’d finished my math homework, I was just chilling, and one of my friends was checking out my fr lair. Several months ago, I’d hatched a nest of dragons that I was using for a Paper Mario project I’ve been working on, and I got basically what I wanted, but I had four extras. I’d barely touched my lair in months so they all kinda just sat there. But as was pointed out to me That nest had also brought me a really good Chara dragon and a really good Asriel dragon. I agreed, and named them accordingly.

Then I remembered who the parents of this nest were. One of my dragons from the Paper Mario project (Skolar) (don’t talk to me about how weird it is Skolar is Eldstar’s dad I know I was desperate okay,), and then the mother. Namine. My Gen1. Namine from Kingdom Hearts. It was clear what this meant. Chara’s a canon Kingdom Hearts character now.

This started the origins of the underheart shitposting, specifically I Can’t Believe Chara Is The Thirteenth Vessel. Chara in kh obviously means that Chara is a nort. Obviously.

It was a small step from Chara is the thirteenth vessel to Undertale is just a Kingdom Hearts au. (Which, I know, is obviously not true, but don’t question the powers of late-night shitposting, okay. It’s an important lesson to learn).

From there, Undyne got involved through more shitposting.

Not too long after this, I realized. Chara has another Undertale sibling. Asriel. This meant that Asriel was a canon kh character, too. Of course, why didn’t I realize sooner? And with Asriel now involved, it wasn’t much longer until Flowey entered the picture. And it continued on from there. It’s becoming a really involved thing, it’s ridiculous, underheart’s one of the greatest things to ever happen to me, and I’m glad.

tl;dr - Underheart came into existence because of my flightrising lair. My Namine dragon became the mother of my Chara and Asriel dragons. snmermaid is just as much to blame for this as I am, so when you spread the legends, be sure you talk about us both.