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[msbigredmachine]

3 Sluts (Jey Uso)

Jey got two of 'em spittin’ on that thang… 😈💦

Pairings: OC/Jey Uso/OC

Word Count: 1732

Warnings: Threesome, SMUT

Credit to the owners of the pics and gifs.

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His dark eyes, hazy, fixated and awestruck; his long fingers quivering on the back of her head. The cool outdoor breeze wafted over his saliva-slick length each time it escaped the warmth of her mouth, making him tremble in his spot on the large patio chair overlooking the clear blue waters of the Mediterranean Sea. 

“Mmm…yeah, baby, I like that,” he drawled, watching her lather up her spit all over his dick with her hand before slipping him back in her mouth. He felt his body deflate with a low, satisfied moan as she sucked him thoroughly, her acrylic nails scraping his turgid flesh as they worked in rhythm with her warm, tight throat. Main Event Jey Uso was in Paradise, in more ways than one.

“Yeah, Lolo, get that shit.”

The familiar sultry voice prompted Jey to look up, his stare softening from lust to love as his girlfriend, Iris, stepped through the sliding glass door onto the balcony. Wearing a yellow string bikini that complimented her curvy body and brown skin, it was a welcome switch from the seriousness of the power suits she donned at work. Said power also allowed her to whisk him away to the sun-kissed climates of Mykonos on a private jet for some well deserved time off, much of which included getting tag-teamed by her and her best friend London. 

Dating the heiress to the world’s most valuable Black-owned sportswear company granted Jey access to many precipices of pleasure around the world, such as the palatial villa the threesome were currently isolated in and had christened multiple times in just a few days. To have two of the most beautiful women he’d ever laid eyes on sharing their bodies with him on the regular was quite the experience, and he loved every second. There was never a dull moment with his fun, sexy freak of a girlfriend and her even bigger freak of a BFF.

“Hey baby,” he greeted her, rolling the breakfast trolley aside so she could squeeze into the chair with him. “That sleep was good, huh? It’s nine in the morning.”

“Y’all can’t blame me, you two knocked me out last night. Woulda slept some more if it wasn’t for all the moaning and cheek-clapping going on here,” she laughed. “The windows are open so I can hear everything.” She bent low to accept his kiss and lovingly stroked London’s hair, smirking at the look of complete bliss on her man’s face thanks to her best friend's magic mouth. “She’s good, ain’t she,” she asked.

London released Jey’s dick long enough to brag, “I ain’t just ‘good’, I’m the fuckin’ best.”

“Um, not as good as me, bitch,” Iris argued playfully, eyeing up her boyfriend through her long lashes as she guided his face back to hers, “Ain’t that right, Daddy?”

Her kisses were the cure for every ailment, Jey had since acknowledged, as he kneaded the soft, plump flesh of her derriere, moaning into her mouth as her tongue circled sensually around his own. At the same time, he felt his dick slide deeper down London’s throat, short-circuiting his senses momentarily. Iris giggled and decided to ease up on him, grabbing the can of whipped cream off the breakfast tray. Spraying a generous amount on a large strawberry, she held it to Jey’s parted lips for a bite. He chewed on it with a happy sigh, making her smile. It was nice to see him relaxed after working so hard for so many months.

“Mmm. Tastes perfect, just like yo sexy ass,” Jey praised, gifting her with a smack on her backside, “Give some to Lo, too,” he instructed.

Iris did as she was told and fed London with another strawberry. London sat up and took a sloppy bite, causing the juice to trickle down her chin, past the column of her neck and between her bare breasts. “Ooh, I made a mess,” she commented, licking her lips and eyeing up her friend with a sly, dark expression. “Help me clean it off, babe?” 

Iris looked at her with a wicked grin of her own before leaning over Jey’s prone body to lap up the sweet juice that had dripped down London’s chin. London’s giggles dissolved to soft sighs as Iris used her tongue to trail the rivulet all the way down to the middle of her breasts, angling her head to suck her pierced nipple into her mouth. With a throaty moan, London sat up straighter, cupping Iris’s face and pulling her in for a kiss. 

Wrestling fans have described a lot of his recent content as cinema, but to Jey, nothing he did could ever compare to the visual of hot, sexy women making out. It was a joy to watch the two centers of his universe indulge in each other. London moaned with every sweep of Iris’ tongue inside her mouth, his sexy girlfriend taking charge like she always did. Her grip on London’s chin was firm as their kiss deepened and got hotter. When it became too hot and he started to feel left out, he cleared his throat to recapture their attention, prompting the women to pull apart and giggle mischievously.

“Looks like Daddy’s missing us,” London commented, coming closer to press her lips to Jey’s, sharing the joint tastes of strawberry and Iris with him.

“Mm-hmm, sure looks like it,” Iris agreed, sharing a devilish smile with her bestie. “Let’s give him what he wants, shall we?”

Iris slithered down her boyfriend’s muscled body and settled on top of London, the can of whipped cream in her grasp. With her breasts pressed against London’s back, Iris drizzled some whipped cream all over Jey’s dick, from tip to ballsac, smiling when he hissed from the cold dessert against the sensitivity of his groin. London was going in on his balls while Iris wrapped her tongue around his tip, teasing for a few seconds before taking him fully into her mouth. The pleasure was quick to engulf him, his body hypnotized by their warm, eager mouths. He glanced down at his two girls, one on top of the other, his lips parted slightly in a sex-induced stupor as they feasted on his dick and his balls; it was hard to determine whose ministrations he was enjoying more. 

“Fuck,” Jey whispered, his body melting into the chair, his hand coming up to cover his eyes. Head from London was already mind-blowing enough, but adding Iris to the mix took it to another stratosphere. His dick had not known peace since they touched down on the island, buried in either one of his girls’ holes at any given time. Not that he was complaining, not at all. He could feel the slow strokes of Iris’ thick lips up and down his dick, marking every inch of his sensitive flesh like a skilled painter working her canvas. Meanwhile, London’s mouth was stuffed with his balls. Her free hand was underneath him squeezing his ass, adding a new layer of sensation that caught him off guard enough to buck his hips suddenly, pushing himself deeper down Iris’ throat which made her gag a little. But she was never one to back down, coming up for air for a split second before going back in. His deep voice rattled with pleasure as he gripped her hair, desperately holding on as he lost himself to the wetness of their mouths and their sensual moans and sexy slobbers, intensifying the heat swirling in the pit of his stomach. 

Handing the reins back to London, Iris returned to Jey’s side and caressed his sun-bronzed abs, watching his eyes roll to the back of his head with a smirk. He was getting closer, she could tell from his breaths, shallow and erratic, his handsome features scrunched in painful pleasure as she and London drove him crazy. 

“Unnh, I’m gonna fuckin’ come,” he groaned, moaning again when Iris nibbled on the side of his neck, pinching with her teeth.

“Mmm, look at me, Daddy, you look so fuckin’ hot when you’re about to nut,” she cooed, rubbing her hand up and down his tattooed torso as he managed to drag his gaze to hers. She leaned down and kissed him, using her tongue to play with his mouth. In her peripheral vision she could see London cranking it up, her head and hands rotating ominously around his dick. “You gon’ fill up her mouth with your cum, baby? Cuz she’s been such a good little slut for you?”

Too wound up to speak, he could only nod his head with wide, glazed-over eyes. Iris plucked his nipple between her fingers, stimulating him some more. Her mouth and tongue loved all over the side of his throat, combining lethally with London’s deep throat soon plummeting him into that familiar abyss of ecstasy. 

“Oh shit, shit, fuck!” Jey moaned, tossing his head back as the powerful orgasm crashed over him. His entire body jerked as his cum shot out and landed all over London’s chin and lips. The more she jerked him off, the harder he came in mesmerizing waves. The creamy, white nut covered his dick and trickled down to his balls and London left none of it behind. He struggled to gather his breath, exhaling shakily as she ran her tongue all over his still-sensitive length with a sultry giggle.

“Good boy,” Iris praised him, running her fingers through his hair and kissing his temple.

“Damn, y’all gon’ be the death of me,” Jey breathed, staring up adoringly at his girlfriend.

After London had licked him clean, she stood up and adjusted her bikini top. “Well, this was fun. But it’s gettin’ kinda hot. Wanna take the party inside?”

“You sure?” Iris asked, as London rounded the chair, kissed both her lovers on the mouth and helped them to their feet. “Yeah. We not doin' nothin' all day,” she reminded them, “I don’t mind just layin’ back and watching y’all. You two are so hot together.”

“Now where’s the fun in that?” said Jey, throwing one arm around Iris and the other around London as they stepped back inside the villa. “When we get upstairs, gimme ten minutes to recharge. Then Lolo, you gon sit’ on my face. Baby, you ridin’ my dick. I wanna see that ass bounce on me…”

THE END

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Random drabble, I know, lol. Thoughts?

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[cowboybarzy]

Greece with the one and only Mathew Barzal. I would love a little blurb with him and a specific scene I think would be great is Mat & reader chilling in a hot tub/pool/ hotel tub/ looking out at a nice view of the city and the seaaaa ☺️☺️ thank you Lolo! ❤️

tysm💗 nothing more I want to do than go to greece with mat <3

come along the rest of the trip

📍milos, greece with mat barzal

"Ugh! I'm jumping right in the pool!," Mat groaned as you made it back to your little house from a long day of exploring the island in the hot Grecian summer sun all day.

"I'll follow." You dropped your things on the floor and made your way into the bedroom to change into a bikini. Mat already had his trunks on so when you finally got out on the private deck, you found him already splashing around and cooling off in the pool. "Hey, hot stuff. Good?"

"Would be better if you'd join." He grinned and then splashed you with water when you took too long to get in.

"Hey! This isn't going to get me in faster!" After a few moments of getting used to the water, you finally joined him and climbed on his back. "You're the perfect pillow."

"Yeah, well, enjoy it. I'm too tired to kick you off." You chuckled and reached to kiss his cheek before getting comfortable again. He was leaned over the edge of the pool, looking out at the view of the mountains and the ocean below you.

Your timing was good too, as the sun began to set. The sky began changing colors and the sun turned an intense orange as it slowly sank into the ocean. It was so relaxing as you sat in comfortable silence enjoying this beautiful peaceful moment.

You floated around in the water and made out a bit of course until the sun disappeared. You went to make a simple spaghetti and meatball dinner afterwards, which you had grocery shopped for a few days earlier since you didn't feel like leaving the house again, which you enjoyed with a nice cooled bottle of white wine out on the deck.

"No, we are not getting a cat."

"Why not? They're so cute. We could probably steal one from here, no one will know." He shook his head, slurping down the rest of his spaghetti. You had been begging him to get a cat pretty much the day you got to the island. There were so many little stray kittens walking around and you stopped to pet every single one of them. Mat on the other hand wasn't so pleased with all the cats, not being an animal person, but you swore you saw him pet one a few hours earlier when you weren't looking.

"One day, babe. One day I'll convince you to get a pet. You just wait."

"We'll be waiting for a long long time," he replied with a smug smile.

"I'm a very patient person." You leaned over to kiss him, before getting up and clearing the table. Mat did the dishes while you watched, then he took you outside to the hammock where you watched a movie on your iPad in his arms. To end the night, you jumped in the pool again to cool off before going to sleep in the most comfortable bed you'd ever slept in.

[noizybreadstick]

I’ve seen people make playlist suggestions and I have some for Durgetash.

This is a bit of an eclectic selection because Durgetash can be interpreted in so many ways, and every Durgetash ship has the potential to be so different.

1. r.i.p - margø

2. Collared - Vane Lily

3. Eve - Precious Pepala

4. El Tango De Roxanne - Moulin Rouge (I like the Annapantsu cover personally)

5. American Horror Show - Snow Wife

6. Tangled Up (Lokee Remix) - Caro Emerald

7. Drunk-Dazed - Enhypen (had to sneak in some kpop)

8. Hook’d - Kira

9. U - Millennium Parade (I like the English version personally)

10. Replay - Lady Gaga

11. Kill Of The Night - Gin Wigmore

12. Walls Could Talk - Halsey

13. Take Me Back To Eden - Sleep Token (I know this is the Astarion song but hear me out)

14. Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan (ok listen-)

15. Heart Heart Head - Meg Myers (the last minute and half of this song, man)

16. I Miss the Misery - Halestorm

17. Miss Jackson (Feat. LOLO) - Panic! At The Disco

18. bury a friend - Billie Eillish

19. Looking at Me - Sabrina Carpenter

20. Only Love Can Hurt Like This - Paloma Faith

Honourable mentions because these didn’t reflect all of Durgetash and heavily weighed more towards one character but I think you should still check out.

1. Honey I’m Home - Ghost and Pals (Durge)

2. Rät - Penelope Scott (Gortash)

3. Seventeen - Marina (Gortash/Durge. Could go either way)

4. Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land - Marina (Durge)

5. Feed The Machine - Poor Man’s Poison (Gortash)

6. Scapeg∞at - Ghost and Pals (Durge)

7. Angry Too - Lola Blanc (Durge)

8. Villain - K/DA (Gortash)

9. Emperor’s New Clothes - Panic! At The Disco (Durge)

10. The Ballard of Jane Doe - Ride the Cyclone (Durge)

[apokalypsce]

-ANAHEIM-

Dipta 🥴 is calling…

1 detik.. 2 detik… 3 detik.. 4 detik.. 5 detik…

"Tha, akhirnya kamu angkat telfonku. Can we meet, please? We need to talk. Mau sampai kapan kamu jauhin aku begini? Tell me please, what happened?"

Aku menghela nafas berat. Mungkin memang sudah waktunya untuk menjelaskan semuanya yang terjadi. Rasanya terlalu kekanak-kanakan jika terus saja menghindar tanpa alasan.

"Boleh minta jemput? Nanti tempat nya aku kasih tau." Ucapku menyetujuinya.

"Ya Tuhan, kenapa harus nanya, Tha. Aku pasti mau jemput tanpa kamu minta. On my way, Babe. See you."

Telfon dimatikan sepihak.

Aku segera mengganti pakaian ku. Memberi wajah ku make up tipis agar tidak terlalu terlihat pucat, seperti manusia tidak ada gairah hidup (walau memang iya.)

Melihat pesan singkat itu, aku segera berjalan menuju lantai bawah. Sedikit menghela nafas saat ingin membuk pintu. Aku harus siap, apapun resiko nya, jika didiamkan terus menerus, ini tidak akan benar.

Aku mulai memberanikan diri membuka pintu, dan memasang ekspresi biasa saja. Sial, melihat punggung nya saja rasanya sangat ingin aku dekap dari belakang. Membuat semakin berat saja.

Dipta menoleh ke arah ku, sambil tersenyum manis yang menimbulkan lesung pipi tipis di pipinya. Senyuman yang mungkin siapapun yang melihat akan merasa disihir oleh senyumannya itu.

"Cantik, kamu selalu cantik. Aku mau peluk kamu boleh?" Tanya nya padaku.

Tolong, Dipta... jangan mempersulit semuanya..

"Kita berangkat sekarang, takutnya terlalu larut."

Sangat terpampang jelas raut wajah nya yang menyembunyikan rasa kecewanya. Tapi, aku harus tegas pada diri sendiri.

Sesekali Dipta mengajakku mengobrol di atas motor. Aku hanya menjawab seperlunya, iya atau tidak. Jujur saja, rasanya kalut dengan pikiran sendiri, apa sudah betul pilihan ku ini, atau bahkan nantinya akan menyakiti diri sendiri. Mungkin keduanya. Jadi, aku harus mempersiapkan diriku.

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"Tha, tempat nya bagus banget. Kamu tau tempat ini darimana?" Tanyanya.

"Tempat aku waktu SMP. Kalau aku lagi ngga baik-baik aja, aku lari kesini."

Sebenarnya, aku tidak membawa ke tempat yang terlalu ramai. Hanya tempat yang cukup membuat tenang dengan melihat lampu kota dari atas.

"Tha, sekarang boleh kamu jelasin, ada apa sebenarnya? 5 hari kamu jauhin aku tanpa alasan, Tha. Aku punya salah? Please tell me, maybe we can find a way out together."

Hah... Retha, lo harus bisa selesain semuanya sekarang.

"Dipta, kamu baik. Kamu orang yang baik. You treat me as well. Ngga ada yang salah sama diri kamu. Permasalahannya ada di aku."

"Then? What's the problem, Babe? I don't get it."

"Aku ngerasa, aku ngga mampu mencintai kamu sepenuhnya, Ta. Aku harap aku bisa berhentiin waktu untuk memperbaiki semuanya sama kamu, tapi malah aku yang tersesat. Aku sendiri bahkan ngga tau cara mencapai tujuan kita."

Aku memberanikan menatap wajah nya yang sendu. Aku tau ada rasa kecewa dalam yang disembunyikan.

"Itu alasan kenapa aku ajak kamu untuk bicara, Tha. Biar kita cari jalannya sama-sama. Kamu ngga perlu takut tersesat lagi. Sekarang ada aku."

Tangan hangat nya menggenggam tanganku yang sudah mulai terasa dingin. Mata ku mulai panas, air mataku sudah mulai tertahan di pelupuk mata.

"No, Ta. Hubungan itu timbal balik, ngga bisa kalau dijalanin sendirian. Jangan sama aku, Ta, aku banyak ragunya."

Rubuh sudah pertahanan yang ku buat. Air mataku lolos begitu saja. Senyum getirnya membuat dadaku seperti ditusuk ratusan tombak tepat pada ulu hati. Sesak.

"Ngga apa, aku tetap sayang kamu."

"Aku banyak lukanya, Ta."

"I still love you, Retha."

"Ta, aku-"

Dipta memelukku dengan erat. Bahu ku terasa basah. Ia menangis.

"Aku gak mau nyakitin kamu lebih dalam, Ta. Let me go. This story will surely burn if we keep this as it is."

Aku melepaskan pelukannya. Mengusap lembut pipinya yang basah, dan menatap netranya yang gelap.

"Kita ngga bisa lanjutin ini, because I have yet to learn. Aku tau kamu. Begitu pun kamu. You know me so well, more than myself. Kita sama-sama berantakan, Ta. Let this end, ya? Kalau semesta mengizinkan, kita pasti ketemu lagi entah dibumi bagian mana."

Dipta mengenggam tanganku erat, dan menciumi punggung tangan ku.

"Let's meet again, in another time. We should, we must. Ayo bertemu lagi dititik terbaik menurut takdir, Tha. Please always remember that i'll always love you, forever."

[limoncitolimoni]

thank you so much for the tag<3

Good Luck, Babe! - Chappel Roan

Telepath - Conan Gray

Free Trial - Lolo Zouai

Dónde - Paul Thin

Birth - ARTMS

Those are currently my favvvv, SUCH a good songs omg

tagged by @stickers-on-a-laptop

RULES: put 5 songs you actually listen to, then tag 10 people.

Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance (yes im in my emo phase now)

Whirling-In-Rags, 8 AM - Sea Power

Haunt This Place - Small Fools

Can You Tell - Ra Ra Riot

Basket Case - Green Day

tagging: @malabadspice @otterorder @transcakeoutintherain @starstrike @svnrise-parabellvm @tetrafelino @vibinwiththefrogs @1tbls @funyasm @tiredtransgal

[arangiajoan]

hi lovely!

popping in to see how you’re doing <3

hi babe <3

im doing pretty good! its summer now here and i love being able to walk around in shorts again :D

i had a pretty stressful weekend at work but now im able to relax and cuddle with my cat ^^

how are you doing? everything okay?

[torydarixs]

shat have you read the shadows between us?

i have not ;-; its been on my tbr since forever tho

[arangiajoan]

skrunkle moot and friendo moot <3

thank you sm babe😭

also both right back at you lovelyyy

[ichiiyos]

rating tokyo revengers characters !

summary: rating how much my filipino parents would get along with tr characters if I brought them home

warnings: curse words, has occasional bisaya words bc I can, slight fatherless behavior, constant switching with my and your

manjiro "mikey" sano

honestly I think my mom would pull me away the first time I ever bring him to our house 🙁 doesn't matter if i introduced him as a friend, (probably even worse if i introduced him as a boyfriend)

would probably eat the pandesal that was meant for my dad and not be ashamed of it

would probably also tell me to go with him to the tindahan bc he wanted soft drinks 🙄

"paulia na siya uy wala silay kaon sa ila?"

-mama

trans: tell him to go home, does he not have food in their house?

my dad would definitely call him childish and would tell me he's too immature for me

probably friends with the tambays by the tindahan so every time they see him at night they'd ask him to drink and sing with them and this mf would 🕴️

rip to the people trying to sleep bc when mikey grabs that mic he wouldn't hesitate

overall rating: 6/10

Ken "draken" ryuguji

I feel like like draken has extreme respect for women so he'd definitely ask you what your mom likes so he can bring a gift for her :((

tbh I think my dad would hate draken at first

my dad would tell me he's terrible bc he feels like draken radiates "arrogant" energy (my dad has extremely fragile and toxic masculinity)

my dad would definitely ask draken to go on a "drinking battle" with him and my uncles to see if he's "worth it"

I hc that draken has an extremely high alcohol tolerance so once my dad and uncles are all out and asleep he'd definitely help take care of them

they would bond over boxing

idc what anyone says draken definitely likes boxing, any kind of boxing

him and my Lolo would probably talk shit about Manny Pacquiao and how he shouldn't run to be a politician while drinking San mig or red horse 🙁

overall rating: 8/10 (-2 for the mess the whole drinking stuff created)

keisuke baji

my lil meow meow </3

I hc that baji actually knows how to cook since he helps his mom around the kitchen a lot

he'd probably probably ask my mom cooking tips

"tita sa tingin nyo what do you think is the best way to cook (food)?"

WHEN THAT MAN TIES HIS HAIR AND WEARS AN APRON HDIDJEKSK

would volunteer to help clean the dishes para instant gusto mama mo sa kanya

is invited to trips with family friends ‼️

his personality is just so easy to get along with??

hed probably get along with all my titas and titos tbh

especially my titas, they like people who are funny and i think baji is great at making people laugh

bro inuman with baji and your family?? while at the beach?? late at night?? and his hand is protectively around you?? while he presses soft kisses to your temple?? lord when kaya

overall rating: 9/10

hanemiya kazutora

um

tbh I don't think me and kazu would last long enough for him to meet my parents 🙁

but for this, let's say he did meet my parents

I honestly don't think my parents would have much of an opinion on him

they don't exactly hate him but they don't exactly like him ig??

he's just so,,, quiet

which is the complete opposite of what I am so my parents would probably just laugh

I think the person he would get along with the most in my family is my older brother

they both have... concerning tendencies ig??

overall rating: 6/10 (+1 bc my mom would like his hair)

takashi mitsuya

husband material

he'd probably bond with my mom about sewing

has visited you just to talk with your mom about which kind of fabric or stitch should be done and stuff

if baji is invited to trips with family friends then mitsuya is invited to family gatherings

bc my aunt and uncles are pretty shitty they'd probably "subtly" come for him for his choice of career

"diba babae lang gusto ng pananahi? bakla ka ba?"

but dw babe mitsuya is also good at dropping subtle insults and hiding them behind a soft smile

they probably won't even be able to register they were being insulted tbh

would accidentally become the babysitter 🙁

overall rating: 11/10

matsuno chifuyu

PINAKADABEST IUWI

his personality is just so,,, balanced?

like he isn't as extremely outgoing as baji nor is he as timid as kazutora

hes just... balanced

another one who's being invited to family gatherings

he'd be so uptight when you first introduce him

just tell him there's an animal in the back (any kind of animal, kahit manok o baboy pa yan) then he'd probably calm down

I think chifuyu really finds comfort in animals :(

he'd make sure to Mano your parents (but my parents don't like being mano'd so that depends really)

would def be the kind of guy your Lola would like

idk I feel like old ladies would like him

overall rating: 10/10

[lovingjeankirstein]

meeting filipino! iwaizumi's family scenario/headcanon

- filipino! iwaizumi pt. 2! gn! reader

- this one is for my loves @jesus-christ-super-ace and @nanaomiomi ! i've been wanting to write this one since the first part an they only urged me to do it more (thankfully)

- this will be written in headcanon format bc it's the only way i really know how to write these things but enjoy babes!

(lemme fangirl over this gif for a sec) WHY CANT HE BE REAL </3

okay moving on. you haven’t met the filipino side of iwa’s family yet, and he invited you over for his mom’s birthday.

referencing back to pt. 1, his family already knows he has an s/o.

everyone wants to meet the person that won kuya haji’s heart.

he decides to pick you up so you arrive together.

tita: “jowa mo yan haji?” (auntie: is that your s/o haji?)

iwa: “opo tita” (yes auntie)

tita: “ANG GANDA/GUAPO SIYA SEUS SUERTE KA TALAGA HAJI” (THEY'RE SO PRETTY/HANDSOME JESUS YOU'RE SO LUCKY HAJI)

they’d def call you anak despite just meeting you LMAO. (anak is a name parents/older family call their children.)

when meeting his mom, you bring her a gift and call her tita.

“thank you anak! pero call me nanay. ay! hajime! ang cute yung jowa mo!!” (thank you dear! but call me mom. oh! hajime! you're s/o is so cute!!)

iwa is so proud the entire time while lightly blushing and you’re RED AS A TOMATO

cue the mano po to his lola (grandma), lolo (grandpa), and elder family members. (mano po is a gesture done by younger family towards older family for respect.)

you win points from them for being so respectful

omg his little cousins would call you ate/kuya right off the bat. (kind of like san and kun but used for older cousins/siblings in the family. ate is for girls, and kuya for boys.)

you’d get excited over all the filipino food while iwa puts food on your plate for you (heart throb talaga sha) and you guys sit at a table.

you steal his eggrolls and he'll steal spoonfuls of rice and ulam and the family would be kilig. (ulam is food eaten with rice and kilig is like a giddy feeling towards romance.)

all his titos (uncles), titas (aunties), mom, and dad would bombard you with so many questions about school, your guys' relationship, and about your own pinoy family.

you're super nervous because WE ALL KNOW how judgmental filipinos can be at times.

dw tho! they love your personality; much to your relief.

after all the questioning, you and hajime play with the younger children.

he would let them hang onto his arms while he swings them pls. and you'd give them piggyback rides.

you'll all play outdoor games.

if there was a crying baby, you and iwa would try to put them to sleep and they def look like your child.

cue the "eeeeee" and "ooohhhhh" from LITERALLY EVERYONE.

talking to you tita baby.

literally makes you blush so hard and you both become so flustered; iwa is just looking away like "stop pls"

they tease him more for how he acts.

AFTER THAT, it's time for karaoke 🤪🤪

i feel like iwa will be a good singer. like he can sing good but not extravagantly. BUT STILL GOOD YK???

you'd let tito sing "total eclipse of the heart" first and they'd want you two to do a duet.

if you don't want to, iwaizumi will assure you it's okay and he'll sit out and watch everyone with you.

BUT NAH HE AIN'T GETTING OUT OF IT YOU'RE MAKING HIM SING.

"HOY HAJIME KANTAHIN KA PARA SA JOWA MO" (HEY HAJIME SING FOR YOUR S/O)

KILIGGGG (they do that a lot)

now he can't escape. he's going to make you pay by serenading you with a love song.

he'll choose something sappy like "kahit maputi na ang buhok ko" by rey valera (reference to last post) or "with a smile" by eraserheads.

THE COMMENTS FROM HIS FAMILY ARE SO FUNNY AND THEY TEASE YOU TWO SO MUCH

proud smirk on his face. (and when they aren't looking, he'll kiss your forehead.)

if you do duet, you guys would duet something lowk throwback like "halik" by aegis or "my way" by frank sinatra.

whether you sing more or not, haji will just discreetly snuggle with you on the couch to avoid the teasing while everyone else sings.

LINE DACING TOGETHER PLS-

singing both maligayang bati and happy birthday when his mom blows the candles.

you'll share a slice of cake and you'll try to feed him but he refuses because HE DOESNT WANT TITA TO KILIG AGAIN

but he'll give in ONCE bc you're his love but call you an idiot/dumbass and look away

when it's time to leave everyone's like "bye anak come back soon!"

when he asks for their opinion of you, they think you're an amazing person, already count you as a part of the family, and 100% approve of you as haji's jowa.

they also say he's fallen hard for you.

and he agreed with them <3

aoba johsai masterlist

[maybeimamuppet]

the blood of angry (wo)men

hey hey darling readers!! welcome back!! for a second, anyway!! this is a request fill for aspenchokey on wattpad, who requested leo and layla being with damian and one gets her period. so here it is. this also means you get to meet some more of my oc''s in the form of damian and aaron's kids. so, some basic information: they're a group of three biological siblings that they adopted. ivie is the oldest, shes 18 in this and was 13 when they were adopted, but shes just mentioned and not really in this. ellis is in the middle, hes 15 and was 10 when they were adopted. then milly (short for amelie) is the baby. shes 8 in this and was 3 when they were adopted.

tw for periods/menstruation. otherwise, please enjoy!!

-

“Girls!” Cady calls from the kitchen. Her twins both come barreling down the stairs to find her.

“Yeah, Mama?” Layla asks, panting slightly.

“Uncle D is going to watch you tonight, your mom and I have a-“ Cady replies.

“Date night, we know, Mama. It’s Saturday,” Leo finishes. Cady chuckles.

“We are pretty predictable, aren’t we?” She hums. “We’ll drop you off around five and be back to get you by eleven.”

“Ooh, late night,” Layla teases. Cady rolls her eyes.

“You know what we get up to,” she huffs. “Your boring old mothers.”

“Mom told us about the time she stole a sheep when you were in high school,” Leo pipes up. “What happened to that?”

“We happened,” Cady laughs. “She grew up and settled down.”

Janis comes in then, paintbrush behind her ear and carrying a mug. “Hey, gang. What are we talking about?”

“You,” Layla teases. “And how you’re old and boring now.”

“Ah,” Janis says with a knowing nod. She takes a drink of whatever’s in her mug. “Oh, that’s the paint water, what-ugh!”

“Jay,” Cady huffs around a laugh. “Maybe you haven’t settled down. Why do you never look at things before you drink them?”

“I like to live on the edge,” Janis responds, wiping her tongue off on a paper towel.

“We’re in our forties now, you should probably step back from that edge,” Cady giggles as she hands her some juice to rinse the taste from her mouth. “Goofy.”

Janis thankfully takes the offered beverage and chugs it, then wraps her wife in a hug. “Thank you.”

“Of course, my love,” Cady chuckles, turning around and pulling her wife in for a kiss. The twins both exclaim in disgust and run back upstairs. “You still taste like paint, go brush your teeth.”

“Okay,” Janis pouts.

————-

“Layla! Leo!” The twins’ cousin, Milly, yells as she runs to greet them.

“Let them breathe, Mills,” Damian chides gently as his nieces are squished in a tight hug by his youngest child. Milly moves onto her aunties, so Damian takes his turn to tackle the twins.

“Hey, Uncle D,” Leo says, sounding a little choked as she’s wrapped in a tight hug. It’s what they’ve come to expect after thirteen years of knowing him. Janis eventually pries him off her daughters for her turn, and Cady joins in.

Layla and Leo head into the living room as Milly drags them along. Aaron is there playing a video game with his son, Ellis.

“Ellie!” Layla yells teasingly, running to tackle her cousin. Ellis has roughly four seconds to scramble to put his controller down and get into a safe position before she lands on him with a dull thud.

“I hate you so much,” he grumbles. “Hey.”

“Whatcha playing?” Layla asks, yelping as Leo drags her off to allow her cousin some personal space.

“Fifa,” Ellis says once he’s got his hair back to its properly ruffled state.

“Ooh, can I play?” Layla asks. Aaron hands his controller over. “Hehe. I’m gonna kick your ass.”

“Hey!” Cady and Janis both call at the same time. Layla shrinks into herself.

“Sorry, moms,” she mumbles. Cady raises an eyebrow at Janis, who also shrinks into herself. They both know she’s the reason why their twins know every curse word in the dictionary. “Sorry El.”

“It’s fine,” Ellis chuckles. “I’ll kick your butt first.”

Layla snaps to attention and goes to work trying to beat her cousin. Aaron comes to join his husband and friends for a chat while Milly drags Leo to the backyard to do dances.

After a nice, but long, conversation, Cady and Janis kiss their twins goodbye and head out. Damian and Aaron are now left alone with four children. Oh boy.

————

Leo teaches Milly bits of her routines until sunset, at which point they’re called inside. Both of them are sweaty and frizzy-haired and immediately head to the kitchen to chug down water.

Leo plops down next to her sister and leans in, covering her twin in sweat. Layla shoves her away with a groan.

“Ew, Leo! Gross!”

“Like you don’t do it to me,” Leo retaliates. “What happened to kicking his butt?”

“I’ve never played this before!” Layla says.

“You played soccer for, like, five years, how is a video game of it that different?” Leo teases. Ellis tugs Leo down to the floor by an ankle to stop their bickering. She yelps and thumps to the ground beside him. “Ow!”

“You’re a gymnast, don’t you fall all the time?” Ellis teases.

“Yeah, on my face, usually,” Leo grumbles, rubbing her sore bum. She notices red on her hand when she shifts positions. Oh, hell.

————-

“Where did Leo run off to?” Aaron asks as he comes back into the room.

“I dunno, she just ran upstairs,” Ellis shrugs. “She was fine before, I don’t know what happened.”

“I’ll go check on her,” Layla says. “Here, Uncle Aaron.”

“Thanks, squirt,” Aaron says, taking the controller back from his niece and getting back into the game.

“Lolo? Where did you go?” Layla calls as she heads up the stairs to find her twin.

Nothing.

“Hey!” Layla yelps as a hand suddenly snatches her arm and hauls her into the bathroom. “Leo, what-“

“We have a situation,” Leo hisses.

“Okay, you couldn’t just tell me that? Where have you been?” Layla grumbles. “What do you want, dummy?”

“I’ve been in here,” Leo murmurs. “It… happened.”

“What?”

“It,” Leo says again, sharper. Layla’s eyes go wide.

“Ohhhh,” she says. “That’s… fine, you know? Mom and Mama told us about this, they said not to be embarrassed. It’s natural, Lolo.”

“Yeah, but there’s nothing to use. Our backpacks are at home and there’s nothing here,” Leo huffs. “I think Ivie took all her stuff with her to college. I don’t want to get blood all over the place.”

“Oh yeah,” Layla agrees. “Should I go ask Uncle D to buy some?”

“No!”

“Why not? You need something,” Layla huffs. “Or are you just gonna hide in here until Mom and Mama come get us?”

“I don’t want him to know,” Leo grumbles. “It’s… it’s embarrassing.”

“You’re literally doing the opposite of what Mom and Mama said to do,” Layla says. “Uncle D, like, changed our diapers and stuff. He has two daughters, and one of them definitely already has her period. He’s not gonna care or judge you for needing stuff.”

“Yeah, I know, but-“ Leo begins, getting cut off by a knock on the door.

“Ladies, is everything good? You’ve been in there a while,” Damian asks through the door. “We’re gonna watch a movie soon.”

The twins frantically gesture to one another, having a conversation without words. Layla wants to tell him, Leo doesn’t. Layla wins.

She checks to make sure everything important is covered to protect her twin’s privacy and then opens the door. Damian pokes his head in with his eyes closed.

“What’s up?” He asks.

“Japan is invading,” Leo grumbles.

“What?”

“Satan’s sacrificial waterfall,” Leo tries again.

“Oh,” Damian says. “Oh my gosh! Aww, honey! You guys are growing up quick, holy shit.”

“Why did you get that one?” Layla asks.“That’s what your mom called it when we were in high school,” Damian explains. “And college. Living together was rough those weeks.”

The twins both giggle a bit, imagining their mom clinging to Damian and whining at him. It’s nothing they haven’t seen before, but imagining them younger is fun.

“Oh, we don’t have anything here, do we?” Damian suddenly realizes. “Shit. Which one of you is it? Both?”

“Just her,” Layla teases. “But yeah, she needs stuff.”

Damian thwacks her on the head gently. “It’s gonna happen to you, soon, be nice. Leo, honey, why don’t you take a shower? I’m gonna take your darling twin to go buy you some stuff you’ll need.”

“Did I get blood anywhere?” Leo asks anxiously as Damian hands her a few soft towels.

“I didn’t see any,” Damian shrugs. “If you did it’s not a big deal, after being married to your uncle for twelve years I know how to get stains out of everything. Speaking of, give Layla anything that got stained, we’ll wash that for you.”

“Okay,” Leo murmurs. “Thanks, Uncle D.”

“Of course, honey. You relax, everything’s good,” Damian comforts, hauling Layla back out of the bathroom and shutting the door. “Darling?”

Aaron pops his head out from the kitchen and looks at them as they walk downstairs. “Yeah, babe?”

“I’m taking Layla out for a while, do you have dinner plans yet?” Damian asks.

“No, why?” Aaron asks as Damian follows him back to the kitchen. He spies the slightly stained shorts in Layla’s hands. “Ah. Got it.”

Layla looks between them in confusion. “What?”

“We’re having spaghetti and meatballs tonight,” Aaron says.

“Okay, how did you-what did-“ Layla stutters.

“Both your moms always crave carbs and red meat when they’re on their periods, it’ll probably be the same for you two. You learn stuff quick when you live with two ladies,” Damian shrugs.

“Daddy, can I come?” Milly asks. “Please? I’m done with chores.”

“Of course, Froggy,” Damian says, grinning as his daughter squeals and runs off to find some shoes. “El, do you want to come?”

“Where are you going?” Ellis asks.“Just the convenience store, probably,” Damian says. Ellis shakes his head and goes back to his video game. “Alrighty. Let’s go!”

————-

“Layla, do you know what brand your moms bought you guys?” Damian asks once they’re in the right aisle.

“No,” Layla says. “Does it really matter? They all look the same.”

“I guess it doesn’t matter all that much,” Damian shrugs. “But they are different sizes, so we’ll have to read them first.”

“These ones are pretty,” Milly says, pointing to a box.

“Those are tampons, honey, we need pads,” Damian says. “Your moms should do tampons with you, that’s not… my area of expertise.”

“What’s a tampon?” Milly asks.

“Um… it’s kind of like a pad, but it goes inside,” Damian says. Milly pulls a face and runs away from the box. “You have a few years left, kiddo. You have time to learn.”

“It’s gonna happen to me too?” Milly huffs.“Yep. Every month until you’re about fifty,” Damian responds with a ruffle to her hair.

“What the hell?!” Milly yells. “That’s not fair! Daddy, can’t I just be a boy like you?”

Damian and Layla both bite their lips to hold back a laugh at Milly’s reaction. Damian doesn’t even scold her for swearing.

“Do you actually want to be a boy or do you just not want a period?” Layla asks helpfully. “You don’t have to be a boy to not get one. My mom takes medicine to stop hers because it bugs her so much.”

“Oh,” Milly says. “I’ll do that. I like being a girl.”

Layla hugs her from behind and continues browsing. “This kind look familiar, I think this is what Mama got us.”

Damian grabs grabs the box and reads over it. “Sounds good to me.” He tosses it into their basket along with the nighttime variety in case someone gets their period during a sleepover. “Okay, this way.”

“Candy?” Layla asks in confusion when she sees what aisle they’ve been led to. “Why?”

“You have so much to learn, young one,” Damian tuts. He grabs a massive bag of chocolate and adds it to their basket too. Layla tries to peek at what kinds are inside and earns herself a gentle flick. “Not for you.”

“That’s all for Leo?!” Layla asks loudly. “No fair!”

“Do you currently have a torrent of blood escaping your body against your will?” Damian asks with a raised eyebrow. Layla shakes her head. “That’s what I thought. You’ll get your own bag when you get yours. I’ll fight off your moms to give you your first period chocolate. Just a few more things, then we can go back home.”

Damian grabs some spare undies and a lavender teddy, one that can be microwaved and used as a heating pad. Once that’s been added to the basket he lets each of the girls pick a face mask for themselves, and ones for him, Aaron, Leo, and Ellis too.

“Ooh, look!” Milly suddenly says, wandering off when she spies some miniature backpacks. “Daddy, can I get one?”

“Actually, yeah,” Damian says. “Layla, that’d be good for when you two don’t have your school backpacks, you could keep your stuff in there. You should pick one too.”

“Okay,” Layla shrugs, grabbing a purple one without much thought.

“This one can be for Leo!” Milly says happily, holding a blue one with her own pink one.

“Sounds good, Froggy,” Damian hums. “Okay, let’s go check out now.”

Once their few items have been purchased, Milly takes the receipt that’s nearly as long as she is and does a ribbon dance around the parking lot. Layla cheers her on and acts as a backup dancer until they make it back to the car.

“Crazies,” Damian says lovingly as they enter the car. “Buckle up, I need to go home and eat.”

—————

They hear the shower water shut off just as they get back. Damian sends Layla upstairs with the new undies and pads to give to Leo. Her twin opens the door to take them and then quickly shuts it again, locking it behind her. Layla is halfway back downstairs before she hears Leo call for her.

With an eye roll she turns back around. “What now?”

“I don’t have clothes,” Leo mumbles. “Mine are in the laundry.”

“Oh,” Layla says. She takes a deep breath and yells, “Uncle D!”

“What?” Damian yells back.

“Leo needs clothes!”

“Oh! Okay, one sec!” Damian calls.

“God, Layla, you’re so loud,” Leo grumbles through the door.

“It worked, I don’t see why you’re complaining,” Layla huffs back.

Damian pads his way up the stairs. “You guys can’t share with Milly anymore, can you? That growth spurt you two had. Hmm.”

He disappears to his own bedroom and comes back with some of his old sweatpants and a hoodie.

“These will have to do, Aaron’s old stuff is all in the laundry,” he says, handing them to Layla to give to her twin. “Leo, dinner’s done whenever you’re ready, honey.”

“Thanks, Uncle D,” Leo calls through the door.

“Of course,” Damian says as he heads back to everyone downstairs.

“Do you need anything else, Your Highness?” Layla grumbles.

“No, leave me alone,” Leo says back.

“Suit yourself. Love you,” Layla calls as she also heads back downstairs.

“Love you too!”

————-

Leo comes padding gently down the stairs a few minutes later. Her wet hair is loosely braided over her shoulder and she’s in her uncle’s sweats, the pants tied with a hair tie at her waist and cuffed to fit, and the sleeves of the shirt rolled up several times.

Layla watches in a mix of awe and concern as her small dancer of a twin sister wolfs down three portions of their spaghetti dinner in the same time it takes her to finish one. Leo sticks her tongue out at her when she catches her staring.

-

“Whoa,” Leo says when she spies the massive bag of candy and teddy bear waiting for her on the couch after dinner. “This is all for me?”

“Of course,” Damian says. “Celebrate your next forty-odd years of misery, come on.”

“Leo, look,” Milly insists, dragging her to see the teddy bear. “He smells nice and you can cook him so he gets warm!”

“Thanks, Mills,” Leo chuckles. “Did you name it yet?”

“No,” Milly murmurs. “Um… Theo!”

“I like it,” Leo nods.

“Oh, wait!” Milly yells suddenly, running to grab the backpacks they bought.

“Milly, inside voice, darling,” Aaron scolds gently. There’s not much use to it, Milly is so exuberant all the time.

“Sorry Papa,” Milly says shyly. “Here!”

Leo takes it curiously. “Thank you.”

“For when we don’t have our school bags,” Layla explains. “Mine’s purple, don’t touch it.”

Leo rolls her eyes. “Sure, like I want your stuff. Hey, that’s mine!”

Layla quickly stuffs the rest of her stolen piece of chocolate into her mouth so Leo can’t have it back. “Heh.”

“Loser,” Leo huffs.

“Settle down,” Damian chuckles, grabbing his daughter and sitting on the couch for a movie while Milly passes out the face masks. Ellis cuddles into his side, and Aaron sits by him. Leo and Layla take their usual place on the ground by everyone’s feet. Leo holds her new warm teddy bear to her cramping tummy and forces her twin to cuddle her.

————-

“Heyyy,” Cady greets as they enter the house a few hours later. Milly runs to go hug her aunties.

“Hey, Milly Billy!” Janis greets, scooping her niece up and carrying her back to the living room. “Aww.”

Her twins are both sound asleep on the floor and almost completely intertwined. She can’t totally tell where one ends and the other begins.

“Why is Leo in Damian’s clothes?” Cady asks, taking a few pictures of her daughters actually tolerating each other.

“And why is there so much chocolate?” Janis adds, setting Milly down to go back to her own family.

“Leo started her period, her stuff got stained,” Damian explains. Aaron heads to go grab said clothes from the dryer. “So we took a fun little trip to the convenience store.”

“Poor kid,” Janis hums. “I didn’t even think of that, we gave them stuff to keep in their school bags but I forgot to give them anything for when they’re… not at school.”

“She was fine, she actually handled everything pretty well,” Damian shrugs. “Did you ladies have fun?”

Cady starts giggling suddenly, and Janis pouts. “I only hit the ceiling one time!”

“Jay, we went bowling,” Cady giggles. “I still don’t know how you managed it, that ball was heavy.”

“It was one time! I beat you, anyway,” Janis grumbles.

“I let you win,” Cady retaliates. “Get our children.”

Janis carefully pries the twins apart and scoops up Layla while Cady takes all of their things. Cady carefully pecks her daughter on the forehead as Janis carries her past and giggles quietly as her nose twitches.

Janis comes back once Layla is safely in the car and grabs Leo to carry her out as well. Leo is a lighter sleeper and wakes up as she’s lifted from the ground.

“Hey, Mommy,” she yawns. Janis chuckles and kisses her forehead.

“Hey, Bee. I hear you had a big day,” she whispers back. Leo nods and cuddles into her. Cady kisses her forehead too, and her daughter grins a little. “Bye guys. Thank you for taking care of her.”

Aaron and Damian both wave as the ladies all leave. Janis puts Leo in the back by her sister and gets into her own seat to take her family home. Leo falls back asleep almost immediately, so Cady and Janis are almost alone together.

Cady looks at her when she hears a sniffle. “Mpendwa, what’s wrong?”

“They’re growing up,” Janis whispers. “Leo has her period, she’s-she’s a teenager. They both are, they’re not… they’re not my little ones anymore.”

Cady grins sadly at her and squeezes her hand. “I know. We can’t stop time. But they’ll always be our babies.”

Janis nods and squeezes her back, blinking the tears out of her eyes so she can drive safely.

—-

Janis carries the twins up to bed once they get home. When she heads back to her own bedroom, she finds her wife waiting for her with an old photo album from the twins’ first few years.

Janis rushes through changing into her pajamas and brushing her teeth to cuddle in with her wife. She and Cady stay up late, reminiscing over the photos and even farther back.

“Did you ever think when you rescued me from the bathroom that day in high school that we’d be here?” Cady asks quietly once photos have been seen and stories retold.

“I could only dream it, Sunshine,” Janis murmurs back. Cady scoffs and nudges her.

“You’re so poetic,” she chuckles. Janis rests the photo album on her nightstand and grabs her wife for their nightly cuddle session. Once the lights are off and they’re holding each other close, Cady whispers, “I’m glad we’re here.”

“I am too, baby,” Janis whispers back in between kisses. “I am too.” -

thank you for reading!! hope you enjoyed!

lots of love,

ezzy

[arangiajoan]

@duartesgem

Blessing bear carries around good luck sparkles until they meet someone who needs a blessing.✨

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[ninacarstairss]

hey babe!

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feel free to message me anytime if you need or want to talk, rant, anything.

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music tag game

You can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs then tag 10 people! no skipping!

Thank you @puppetsoftomorrow for tagging me! Really appreciate it <3

I'm putting my top songs from 2020 on shuffle.

1. Girl Crush - Little Big Town

2. Where I Stood - Missy Higgins

3. Girl Next Door - Brandy Clark

4. All Love - Fletcher

5. I'll Be the Sad Song - Brandy Clark

6. Get High - Brandy Clark

7.  Obrigado por Estragar Tudo - Marília Mendonça

8. Undrunk - Fletcher

9. Miss Jackson - Panic! At the Dicso ft LOLO

10. If I Hated You - Fletcher

I'm tagging @sweetsouldhavernas @id-do-it-for-free-babe @i-should-be-asleep-probably @haughtsearpy @somuchmorethanthis

[rakkikuroba]

Tw : swearing ? Long post.

I was high when I write this. Please don’t be offended, I’m gay, most of what I say is based on my feeling on those characters and probably some stereotypes of gay people. Also there is probably some grammatically mistakes. And some pretty shitty things I didn’t change because idc.

Also this was supposed to be how they are gay but it’s more of me yelling who is gay with no evidence. (Please don’t make me lose followers or get any hates)

Every gay character in BC

One. All the motherfucking elves. They all were attracted to Licht. But this fucker choose to fuck an human. And he died because of this. Ché Licht. Ché !

2. Lumière is bi. He would have fucked Secre and Licht but Licht choose his sister. What a bitch.

3. Noelle and Nozel tho. GAAYY. Your attraction for Nero is showing Noelle ! Nozel is gay, he wants to fuck Fuegoleon, don’t lie babe.

4. Jack, jack wants to fuck Yami, apparently he isn’t the only one (Dante).

5. Dorothy. Lesbian energyyyyy.

6. Sol. ._. Flashback of the bath scene. Hum... hehe boobs.

7. Lolopechka. Hell she’s bi. She touched Mimosa’s boobs with such confidence there is nothing straight there. Also Lolo, ask consent next time, it’s important.

8. Mereo. There is two reason why Mereo isn’t married, she scared the men and she fuck women.

9. Marx, gay.

10. The Zogratis. Dante is closeted, he tries to hide his gayness. But we know Dante. Fuck whoever you want.

11. Dazu and Bow, you saw the episode, that’s gay.

12. Finral. Biiiiiii.

13. Zora. Idk. I just think he’s nice. He drinks a lot of respect women’s juice.

14. Most of the witches. I mean most of them never saw a man...

15. All the knight in the Blue Rose. Idc about the one saying she has a boyfriend, it isn’t in the manga. Fuck off.

16. Acier. She got married at 18~19. But she has strong bi energy. Also it probably was an arranged marriage so. Gay feeling. Here. But she dead so ?

17. Alecdora. That was some crush on William here. Hehe.

18. Letoile, big lesbian energy here.

19. Undyne, on one way i want to see her as Lolopechka foster mom and in the other way, she has a crush on her. Anyway, lesbian.

20. Kirisch. Gay. Move on.

21. Julius. Pansexual, you have a strong magic ? Lets fuck. Lets kiss.

22. Luck and Magna. This one is for @crazycookiemaniac ! Gaysss. With 3 s.

23. Yami. Our man is a man of acceptance (i feel like im lying here...)

23. Charmy gives me asexual vibes. You know ? Why having sex when we can just eat in bed ?

24. Leopold. He was raised by the best with acceptance. Bisexual as fuck (is there anyone in this house who’s straight ?)

25. I actually really like the headcanons that Vanica is trans. Idk. That would be cool. Also she’s pan.

26. Zenon. Nonbinary Zenon nonbanary zenon 🥺 anyway, aro. This man doesn’t care.

27. For the ace bird we have... Nero ! And for the ace loving bird... William !

28. Nils from the Silver Eagle. Gay. Im sorry but with this haircut, he can only be gay.

29. Paplo Espuma. You don’t remember him ? You’re not a real fan, don’t @ me. Also gay. (I feel like im going to get a lot of hate because im just screaming every gay character without making sense so imma blame it on my gaydar)

30. Dorothy, lesbian. Also she’s pink and cute.

31. Gordon family’s dog.

32. Yuno is ace or aro. This man doesn’t look at girls or boys. He has businnes to attempt.

33. I feel like every single man in the Crimson Lion are gay.

34. Theresa was obviously a lesbian before she started loving god or whatever i don’t understand politics.

35. Neige, soft boy, soft gay.

36. Salamander is gay tho. I can feel it. It’s much happier now with Fuegoleon titties.

37. Fragil Tormenta is cute as f. Probably gonna put her in the lesbian cases so I can have it.

38. Rades and Valtos are in a relationship don’t @ me.

39. Kabwe was gay and I just want to imagine him and Damnatio fucking.

40. Damnotio probably like bi closeted something.

41. Patri really has the worst profile pic. Who cares ?

42. Mariella is a lesbian. It’s in her vibes, you know, being adopted by a weird couple is a lesbian thing right ?

43. Potrof has soft gay vibes and he should be proud of it !

44. Sarado is cute, idk everytime Tabata gives us black-short haired girl they’re lesbians so...

45. Charlotte. Bi. Charlotte, dear, forgets the men, they’re only society’s construction. They don’t really exist.

The end.

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