#lollipop chainsaw juilet

[sacredtrial]

[jammiesalpaca]

First art post but here is juilet from lollipop chainsaw!!!! Luv her

[bjdavis5]

Dead lollipops protagonists

1 (lollipop chainsaw) juliet/frank

Juliet meets Frank at a mall, and they work to get

2 dead rising 1

Frank calls juilet in for a favor at the mall

3 dead rising 2 Cordelia/chuck

4 dead rising 3 rosalind/nick

[shmowder]

You’ve played lollipop chainsaw you say? 👀👀 how did you like it?! It’s one of my favorite grasshopper manufacturer games so always love to hear people’s thoughts on it. You might also enjoy the 25th ward and the sliver case tbh (both from the same dev team but different in tone!)

Lollipop chainsaw au where the reader is Juliet and Daniil is Nick who said that?

How do I like it?

HOW DO I LIKE IT?

"I'd like to thank all the different variables, from the egg I origanted from and to the patch of dirt which will invetiably become me, to thank the hundreds of billions of split timelines and multitudes of choices which resulted in me becoming who I am, developing these interests, and arriving at this specific moment of space time where I can not only yearn but have the need fulfilled, for I am living my best life."

You come into MY HOUSE

And ask ME about how I like

MY GAME?

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I think it's pretty good

And I'm ve.ry nnormal about it :)

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Writing a lolipop chainsaw au into pathologic is already a behemoth of niche on its own, and adding the extra layers of Juilet! Reader x Nick! Bachelor might make it possibly the most niche thing in the history of existence.

A monkey with a typewriter might eventually spout out a hamlet or two... but this? Oh, this you'd never get from ANY writers' room of animals. This is one of a kind, custom designed. This is the type of shit that requires the stars to align.

And it's happening, here's your brief (who am I kidding I have no self control) Lolipop chainsaw X pathologic crossover WITH x reader layering.

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The Bachelor was always one to play the hero

The act of shielding you from an impending death by a zombie bite was a no-brainer for him

Knowing he at least will die for a good cause

With you kneeling by his side, he tries to memorise your face one last time before he closes his eyes forever

Parting with his final words being a confession of love

It would've been a most touching and romantic farewell

...wasn't it for the loud roaring of a chainsaw coming to life

You standing up with a determined look in your eyes, refusing to give up and allow death to steal him away

The last thing he sees are the spinning razorblades of the chainsaw coming straight down before everything blacks out

...and he wakes up, eventually, groggy and exhausted.

But alive.

He's alive!

Dankovsky doesn't allow the feeling of relief to last long before he's questioning how this is possible

A zombie bite should be deadly, he felt the venom seeping into his bloodstream—just how did you invent a cure?

Well... he didn't need to wonder for long, all of his questions are immediately answered the second he glances down.

only to be met with an empty floor

with no sign of his body anywhere in sight

At first, he chalked up the inability to feel his limbs to exhaustion, maybe even shock.

But there wasn't even a torso left! Just...a head

How is this possible how is he alive?

"Don't get mad!" You're avoiding meeting his eyes, and Daniil is reminded of that one time you ate his piece of dessert while he went to answer a phone call only to come back to an empty plate and your guilty expression

Except, you know

Instead of a simple pie, it's 90% of his body this time around, gone.

"I kinda... sorta... did a dark magic ritual to keep you alive." You squeak out an answer

Without missing a beat, Daniil immediately replies

"Oh sure, dark magic, yes why didn't I think of that."

Ah, you recognise that tone of voice, the one a lecture always follows

"HOW do you know how to preform a dark magic ritual, or better yet, why? Please do enlighten me, now."

Nick might have let it go when Juilet spoke it as a matter of fact thing

But Daniil sure wouldn't.

Even when the zombies burst into the room and he watches you—from the low point of view courtesy of being tied to your hip—decimate those reanimated walking corpses

He still doesn't shut up about the ritual

Demanding to know every single detail

Just where is the rest of his body? Did you dispose of it?

Or is there a walking headless zombie version of him out there somewhere?

First he had to come to quick acceptance of the fact that zombie's are very real, this morning.

Then make the decision of throwing his life away just to save yours

Having to accept death, the arch nemesis he's resisted and crusaded against for so long

Only to somehow still be alive, having lost the majority of his anatomy

Fine, sure, why not, he can accept all of those things... at a time

But the one thing he has a difficult time swallowing is you being a legit zombie hunter who's dabbled in dark magic

YOU!?

In all of your years of dating, he saw you as this innocent thing

With your bubbly personality and sweet tooth

Frilly pinks and cute bows, you contrasted Daniil's own wardrobe so much and yet the two of you looked unimaginably good together

He really thought he was the luckiest man alive to have somewhere stumbled upon this angel

And now this so-called angel is elbow deep in gore and zombie guts, the sweetest smile on your lips as you decapitate them, rotting necks easily caving in under the indestructible metal of your chainsaw

Blood droplets painted across your pretty face, the very same one Daniil would cradle before every delicate kiss

How you still maintained your casual demeanour, chatting with him like the two of you are strolling through the garden

Seemingly having the time of your life chopping down these zombies, as if you were a puppy let loose on a brand new couch

And the most damning fact of all that stuck to his throat like thorns

Was how Daniil couldn't accept how hot he found this whole ordeal

He's supposed to be a gentleman! He's a goddamn bachelor of medicine! An educated respectable man

So just why... how...

At least with no bodily functions—in crude terms: the lack of a penis—these shameful thoughts can be kept locked away at the back of his mind

Eventually, you introduced him to your so-called teacher

The one supposed to answer all of the questions Daniil has been interrogating you with nonstop

It only takes him 5 seconds to determine that he does not like that man at all

To say Daniil grilled him with question after question on this supposed dark magic ritual would be an understatement

It's a bit impressive how he's still able to carry himself (his head?) with prestige and dignity

How he still talks to others he deems lesser with condescension despite being akin to a literal charm attached to your hip

Well he always deemed his brain to be his most treasures body part, the sharpest weapon he can weild

And if he had to choose... yes, he admits he would've made a decision similar to yours

So no, he isn't mad at you for saving his life, despite the great cost

He is mad because you hid so much from him! Whilst knowing about all of his struggles to make a breakthrough?

Could you imagine how useful the knowledge you possess would've been in his research?

He abhors lying and liars

You have a lot to make up for if you want to regain his trust

...although saving his life has already done a lot of heavy lifting

Daniil has never been one to call others "emo" or adapt the juvenile terminology people these days seem to love so much

He could endure it when it came for you, yet never adapted it himself

But as the two of you stepped outside the building and into the middle of a demon summoning ritual

Daniil couldn't agree more with your words

That is one weird emo kid

"Goth." The kid screeched, and Daniil didn't pay him any mind, as if he has the time to argue with children

One of the benefits of carrying a Bachelor head instead of a Nick head is having an in-built Latin translator literally at the tip of your finger

This led to Daniil immediately catching on to the meaning of the phrase "Meus Vita, Rege, pro nefario coepto" uttered by the Zed demon just as you ended his miserable existence

Putting two and two together, it doesn't take him long to come to the conclusion that this is all one big trap

Killing the demons is what that weird emo kid wants you to do, he's using you!

Did he think the two of you were idiots? Daniil is almost insulted

He informs you of his theory, and you being the reliable great strategist that you are, immediately dial up the rest of your family to spread the news

Boosting about what a genius your boyfriend is

Daniil pretends to be unaffected, but his ego already tripled in size

Having spared you like 8 hours of extra content and various annoying boss encounters, the two of you immediately head to the cathedral to catch the emo kid off-guard

To think he would've been stringing you two along like puppets into his spiderweb this whole time if Daniil wasn't here

One patheticly short fight later—it's really not that difficult to best an edgy teenager with zero demonic transformation powers—the zombie apocalypse is no more!

This has been the longest most weird day in Daniil's life.

You'd think he'd be pretty torn about being a mere head for life, since no final boss = no sacrifice = no gift from the universe for being heroic

But actually Daniil is pretty fucking ecstatic about this

This could revolutionize the whole medical industry!

You said he was basically part of the family and a zombie hunter now, right?

And your dad seems to like him a lot.

So how about you share that dark magic knowledge of yours?

Learning to hold a pen with his mouth to write is tricky but pretty doable, he has the whole of his brain capacity and functions still, he doesn't see why he can't continue working from home to aid research in Thanatica

And he's crafted a lot of theorise about the zombie body piloting trick the two of you did quite a lot, maybe he can replicate it with a synthetic body?

Even a donor body could work as well

The sky is the limit.

Honestly, he's happier here than where he started this day

And how could he ever forget about your birthday present?

It's impolite to keep your mom waiting, so the two of you go on your way

He requests you carry him in your arms instead for the time being, being worn at the hip feels very undignified

....and the views down there are rather distracting

[genjzee]

lollipop chainsaw au where rochelle is juilet and nick is... well he's going to be nick obviously

[miss-psyson]

I'm trying to draw more detailed things and I've been wanting to draw some Lollipop Chainsaw fanart because I really like the game :P

[kanekiel]

💖 Lollipop Chainsaw 💖

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[karlometer]

sorry i haven't uploaded for the past two days, was feeling a bit burned out, but now im back. i think

[kurikurimix]

id let juliet starling chainsaw my head off and perform a magical ritual on it so that i wouldnt become a zombie

[spiritedwarriors-blog]

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MUN QUESTIONS ( ACCEPTING ) @tarnishedgvld

♣ ━ share five random facts about yourself

my favorite food is cheeseburgers

i really love the jay-z/linkin park album

i can listen to amy winehouse all day

the first meet and greet i ever had was adam rose and he is so pretty in person

my cosplay goal is to dress as juilet starling complete with the head of her boyfriend and the chainsaw.... and of course, the lollipop!

[rjshepherd]

One thing I love (out of many) about Lollipop chainsaw is that juilet is sexualised but it's never made creepy from the gameplay point. Like the game makers knew people would peep up her skirt and programmed her response, she slams her weapon down and refuses to move or uncover, that's what you get for being a perv, you aren't allowed to continue the game. There's obviously a lot of fanservice, but again, it doesn't feel perverse, it feels fun and like it's in juilets terms. You get the feeling she'd still be doing this shit if she was a real person, she'd be doing it because she wants to and she wouldn't be letting any creep spoil her fun.

And ALSO people who do treat juilet as a sex object or call her misogynistic slurs get chainsawed in half which is great, love that for her.

Anyways I'm happy were getting a remake and I want to be juilets friend