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doyouremem8erme · 2 years ago

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hello followers. tumbrinas. nerds and losers of the jury. buckle up.

A teenage girl stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2023, is the day she will start reading a 8000+ page webcomic as the latest of many attempts at doing so over the years...and finish exactly one month later, deeply changed forever.

yeah, homestuck, you say. the one with the little leetspeaking gray skinned aliens that have been the plague of conventions for years. yeah that includes the sharpie bath incident. the one that truly broke the internet with a single animated update. why would i bother drowning under classpects and quadrants and buckets and convoluted timeline bullshit, you ask?

let me tell you about homestuck.

on most of my many attempts at reading this, beginning around 6th grade at the pleas of a longtime friend, i never got past the first act and a half or so. oh, its silly internet humor and wacky video game shenanigans, id say, get bored, and close the tab. push through. there is payoff. and what is that payoff, you ask? homestuck is very hard to summarize concisely, and possibly impossible to summarize without spoilers, but heres my best attempt, somewhat paraphrased from a video essay i watched on youtube. skip if you wanna be convinced through other means, although there will be further spoilers beyond this.

four online friends play a video game together. the video game brings about the end of the world and the only way to survive is for them to enter the world of the video game. it turns out that the goal of the game is to create a new universe! however their game session goes very very wrong and they have to go about resetting their game and their whole universe in order to stop it. they also meet 12 internet trolls along the way, who are actually aliens from another universe who played their own version of the game and created the kids’ universe through it. after a 3 year journey escaping their game session to avoid being erased in the universal reset, the original players and the trolls enter a game session where theyve been swapped places with their ancestors. all the groups of players across iterations of universes then have to work together to stop several powerful villains who have risen to power over the course of the story.

i say this first not because it is a glaring issue outshining its worth of any sorts, but as a warning to those particularly avoidant of this: yes, homestuck has flawed language in its earlier acts. it still feels weird to heap it in with the other "problematic media" on dni lists because while not an excuse for it, thats an uncomfortable product of the time in which it was written. i know that the unofficial collection has settings to remove slurs and derogatory language from it, but its not at all like its the bigoted work ive seen people assume it is. watching homestuck grow from containing these hallmarks of the early 2010s to being full of genuinely amazing queer characters is wonderful.

i know my followers. you like gay people? homestuck has plenty. youve got the goth x vampire lesbians. youve got the weird gay kids whose first kiss involved one of their decapitated head. youve got the unhinged murderous bisexual girl. youve got the guy with a whole arc about realizing hes bi and getting a grumpy alien boyfriend. youve got the childhood friends to maybe girlfriends whove like killed and hurt each other but care abt each other so much. before reading, id seen ship art of homestuck here and there on the internet--im on tumblr, how could i not? what i never realized was that these pairings are canon and for the time its from thats just awesome to me. heck, all the trolls are by "default" bisexual, and they dont adhere to human romance norms either.

the way homestuck writes all these characters relationships is so good too! the characterization in it really deserves recognition--hussie has an impressive talent for writing characters with distinct voices, and even when characters could be flat and one dimensional jokes, theyre often given much more dimension than that. the girls get to be weird freaks who sneak around wearing mustaches on or who sniff and lick people while grinning or write gay wizard fanfics. the boys get strong emotional arcs about trauma and relationships. even one character who could be solely an annoying punchline (and still gets bullied by the authors self insert, but like its fine) actually is allowed to have interesting writing and displays growth in some ways. all this to say, while some characters are reduced to jokes that are in bad taste at best (some of the dancestors have it bad), most do get strong arcs. rose and dave have some of my favorite growth in this regard, and its hard to even recognize until youve finished and look back on these characters at the start because it feels so natural and gradual outside of specific catalytic moments for them.

in such a long work with so many characters, there definitely are issues with pacing, but its hard to help when at some points the narrative is juggling 30+ characters. its not painful to read, just long--and the length is one of its strengths in the end. by the time you watch act seven, you get hit by the full weight of everything youve just read: a coming of age story suited unlike any other for the age of the internet. ive never read another story that captures the themes of growing up and what you leave behind in doing so that does it quite as familiarly as homestuck. like any story that does this, it of course takes the ideas and experiences of childhood and stretches them even farther. most people who feel isolated apart from their internet friends havent grown up alone on an island. most people who play games with their online friends dont physically end up in the world of their game or die there or see their loved ones die. most teenagers who are starting their adult lives dont have to lose their old universe and start a new one to do so. but you can feel these things so deeply for these characters because theyre still familiar in a way.

entering a fandom after its prime comes with a bittersweetness. even when i first attempted to read homestuck years ago, its main run had ended in the last couple years, and its peak was even longer ago. homestuck is by no means a dead fandom, though. its so vast that theres a pocket for everyone. theres so many characters that youre almost guaranteed to relate to one, or obsess over another ones themes. you will never ship things normally again, but is that really a bad thing? homoerotic rivalries have never been more fun!

and overall, its just amazing to read. this isnt a post about homestucks flaws, although ive mentioned some as disclaimers, nor is it about postcanon which is. more not great. the balance of comedy and tragedy and shenanigans and drama and truly agonizing angst followed by awesomely epic moments is just. an absolute ride and i couldnt recommend it more. homestuck is laugh out loud funny at times and has even seeped into meme culture enough that i was familiar with many jokes from it before hand, but it handles moments that deserve emotional weight with such. ive sobbed over this comic so many times--i can barely read some dialogue from scenes following game over without tearing up even after reading those moments many times, and some characters are left with such tragedy that it makes me feel emotions deep inside just thinking of them. ive even seen homestuck compared to if a video game character was aware of the cost of every life lost in a failed level--even though characters die and come back to life, those deaths matter to the story and to the characters. it is absolutely wild and it still makes it work.

watching thousands of pages of convoluted time travel and universal bullshit cascade (haha) into place is just so satisfying to watch. homestuck is confusing, hilarious, tragic, complex, ridiculously long, full of gorgeous animation and awesome music, and playing an epic multimedia work full of hours of animation and playable browser games off as a cringe 2010s webcomic is an insult to its genuine value as a narrative work. read homestuck. if you regret it, thats honestly a good thing--it is infectious and just downright so cool. it may be 2023 but it remains true: you cant fight the homestuck. its already here ::::)

should i write propaganda to get my followers to read homestuck

#lore talks #four three two FUCK YOU * chucks this unproofread essay in ur face *#homestuck

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bobowhooo · 6 years ago

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Potent Savages

Genre : Drama/ Angst/ Smut/ Trigger warningsss/ Exo, oc, and blackpink gang au!

Summary : Not everyone is cut out for this kind of fast paced, but for these young, rich, savages, it’s second nature.

Chapter 13: When bad gals let loose.

Clever as the devil and twice as pretty.

“Try and catch me!” I yelled with a slight cheerful laugh in my words. My hair got into my eyes as i ran through the beautiful garden of the exo mansion. The sun feels so perfect with the softest touch of heat and the grass feels warm and well looked after under my feet. My white crop top flapped with the wind my jean clad legs picked up. Faintly, i could see baekhyun’s bright smile fill his handsome face while he chased after me. He’s my very own sun right here on earth. My mouth mimicked his without noticing it as my eyes stayed glued to my amazing boyfriend. I don’t even care what could be ahead of me while im running, at this point. Im so into this moment. There’s so much trust and feelings of safety and love filling my heart right now, it’s so new to me. I like it. This is the feeling of the new chapter i started after that night i set siwon and his shit on fire. Of course somewhere deep inside i feel that lately things have been to good, and that maybe something is coming for us. But we’ve never been the kind of people to worry about the future. Enjoying the now is our specialty.

My heart became erratic when baekhyun closed in on me with his playful and gentle aura. I stopped and turned to him, looking at him sweetly as he continued to run to me. I hope he never stops running to me like this. I closed my eyes and held out my arms, waiting for only one thing. My chest bumped into his when he rushed into me. His strong arms picked me up carefully as he laughed in my ear excitedly. My face dug into his neck as my forearms crossed around his broad shoulders.

If you saw us you would never guess we do what we do in the night. You would never guess we’re the ruthless gangsters that only want to take your shit and run.

But i think i like that. I like this innocence i seem to get back in moments like this one. Besides, just because im holding the love of my life in my arms doesn’t mean i can’t decapitate you.

“I can’t explain how much i love you, baekhyun.”

“What?” He spoke softly into my ear with a small chuckle. “Babe? awww, that’s so cute, you’re talking in your sleep.”

The perfect moment i was in slowly faded away as i felt my eyes slowly open. I blinked a few times to get used to the feeling after having my eyes closed for so long. The sun feels the same like in my dream, so does the grass. I looked around at the huge well kept garden around us and smiled.

“It’s beautiful.”

“But it pales in comparison to you.” Baekhyun said lowly, as if those words were for only him to hear. His arms wrapped more tightly around mine while i leaned my back into his chest and relaxed my face next to his. Im sure we have been sitting like this under this tree for more than an hour. But it doesn’t matter since im enjoying every minute of this undeniable peace.

“I wonder, what do boys like the exo gang want with a huge pretty garden like this one?”

“We’re sensitive too, you know? Flowers are beautiful and i like them, so there.” His pout prominent, and his eyebrows a little low, as he looked around.

“Okay, okay.” I said laughing at his expression just a bit. “I know you all are sensitive, it’s just surprising because of how perfect it is. It doesn’t look like some random gardener did this, it looks like you guys put thought and effort into this yourselves.”

“Me, suho, kai, and minseok mostly.”

“Ahhh, how interesting.”

“Plus, we couldn’t have just left this whole space empty.”

“I learn something new every day.” I said chuckling at the thought of the usually rowdy boys being so delicate in those moments.

“Don’t get too happy, i think there’s like three bodies buried somewhere around here.”

“What? Really?” I said looking around with wide eyes at the seemingly innocent beauty of this garden.

“Nahh, im fucking with you.” He laughed at my expression. I slapped his arm softly, joining his laughter with furrowed eyebrows.

“Hey, no hitting. That’s a foul.” The man said while grabbing my hand. His eyes almost screamed how playful and happy he’s feeling right now. it’s so adorable. I used my other hand and slapped him softly on his thigh as my eyes told him to bring it on. Baekhyun wrestled me to the ground, trying to tickle my torso, as i struggle and made sounds i didn’t recognize. Who would have thought i am this ticklish. The grass wasn’t helping as it slightly brushed the back of my neck. I continued to fight off baekhyun’s arms but to no avail. I get so weak when i laugh this hard. He pinned my arms above my head and looked at me in my eyes as my laughing fit calmed down in his deep stare. He looks so amazing. His eyes telling all his feelings, his smile shining brightly, his hair falling messily as he looks down at me. My heart feels like it’s doing jumping jacks, and the butterflies in my stomach broke out of their cage. Baekhyun continued to stare into my soul before leaning down. His lips shadowed over mines in a tempting manner.

“One day you’ll be my wife. Mark my words.”

A precise shot straight to my excited heart. Ouch.

“Baekhyun, you have no-” Without letting me finish he kissed me quickly. I know he was probably scared of what i would say. If i was him i would be too. He’s probably never said something like that to anyone before. But i wish he knew that there’s not one one part of me that would ever say no to that. Not one part.

I wrapped my arms around his neck, pulling him into me. A fire ignited in me, I just want to make him feel the things i can’t say with words. The things i don’t know how to explain to him. Please feel it. My hands played in his hair roughly as the kiss became more sloppy. Baekhyun’s hands traveled under my crop top and grabbed my right breast, kneading it slowly with his soft hands. A moan escaped my mouth and entered his while i gave in to this pleasure. I can’t even describe the burning feeling i get when he kisses me. All i think about is how bad i want him to take all of me. It’s like the perfect mixture of lust and immense love for this one man. It could be the death of me, even though it makes me feel so alive. I slid my hand down his torso to pick up his shirt. I want more of his skin exposed to me. He grunted and moved to help me get rid of the piece of clothing from his body. His eyes met mine and he smiled sweetly while i threw his shirt away somewhere. He ran a hand through his hair quickly as he eyed my offending crop top. I sat up to meet his stare better and pulled it off slowly, teasing him just a little with my pace. I think you know that baekhyun has a patience problem by now. The man bit his lip harshly, obviously trying to keep himself still in front of me. I threw the top to the side and stared at him, Planting my finger in the middle of his chest and letting it slide down. Never once looking anywhere else but his dark brown eyes.

“You drive me insane.” He said breathlessly.

“Welcome to my world, love.” I chuckled playfully before i threw myself onto him. His arms wrapped around my torso while i made myself comfortable on top of his sitting position.

“I feel slightly bad that the flowers are going to have to watch this.” Baekhyun spoke into my neck as he licked there.

“I don’t. I like being watched.”

He squeezed his eyes closed and smiled. “That mouth of yours will get you in trouble.”

“Prove it.”

“If you two don’t get the fuck out of my innocent garden, i swear i will set something on fire.” Suho yelled from the distance. Jisoo is beside him, holding his hand tightly in hers. It looks like they were trying to have a nice stroll. Too bad.

“Well, you said you like to be watched. Time to back up that talk, babygirl.” Baekhyun whispered into my ear.

I smirked and gripped onto his shoulders. My jeans were tight enough so that i could feel his boner, but still too thick. I couldn’t get any pleasure out of grinding on him. But i did it anyway just to piss suho off. Baekhyun chuckled before reaching to unhook my bra. He yanked it off roughly and my arm flew to my breasts quickly. I continued to grind on him harder, feeling the slightest sensation from it. I bit my lip while looking at him in pleasure.

“Go get the hose jisoo!” Suho yelled at the girl with his face heated up.

I looked at him, then back to baekhyun. The man under me was trying to hold his laughter back as he looked into my eyes.

“I think we can do better than this, daddy.”

“So much better.” He spoke with his laugh taking over his words. He roughly moved my forearm away from it’s protective place and licked at my left nipple. I hissed when he sucked on it, my hands running through his hair in a slow manner.

“Heathens!” Suho yelled.

Before i knew it a powerful blast of water hit us harshly, I screamed and dug my face into baekhyun as he held out his hand to stop the water somehow.

We asked for it.

“Beat it, you animals!” Jisoo said, her voice making it sound adorable as she laughed at us.

“Alright, Alright! Just turn the damn thing off!” Baekhyun yelled at them his own laughter still apparent.

“Say please and promise to never do it again!” Suho yelled at us with a stern stance, hands focused on aiming the hose at us.

“Please! and we’ll never do it again!” Me and baekhyun yelled at the same time. The water pressure was started make my body feel raw.

The hose stopped it’s abuse immediately and i fell backwards onto my back in relieve. “That man has problems.”

“Tell me about it.”

“What!? Can you say that one more time so the hose can hear it too!?” Suho yelled at us with wide eyes.

I laughed at him and sat up again.

“We said fuck you!” i yelled while baekhyun showed off his middle finger as he pressed his cheek to my bare chest.

There goes our peaceful morning.

“Oh my fucking god.” I said under my breath when i watched aya walk out of the closet, all dressed up.

“What, baek?” She spoke to me as she looked at herself in the mirror.

I stared at her ass in the black material of the high waist pants she’s wearing. Her favorite black ankle high boots adorned her perfect legs and the lace tank top hugged every curve almost illegally. The tank top dipped low so that her cleavage was prominent, the wiring in the tank top doing it’s job too well. I caught my lip with my teeth to stop gaping at the sight in front of me. If looks could kill.

“I take it you like the outfit?” She said with a devilish grin as she grabbed for a belt.

“You don’t even know the half of it.” My mouth went dry when the belt wrapped around her waist tightly. That should be my hands.

“Tell me more then.” The girl smiled at me through the mirror again and began to reach for the jewelry laying on the vanity. My place on the bed started to feel so far away while i watched her become even more breathtaking. My feet brought me to stand behind her and my hands reached out to run down her arms softly.

“That would take all night.” I whispered into her ear before kissing her neck slowly. There’s a spot on her neck close to her birthmark that makes her knees go weak, She can never resist that feeling. I find it adorable and extremely sexy at the same time, A dangerous combo if you ask me.

“Baekhyun, stop.” She spoke with small giggle as i let my hands roam around her body. I Tickled her stomach so she would show me that smile of hers, also so she would stop focusing on applying her accessories.

“Babe! Stop!” She screamed and laughed when i picked her up and threw her on the bed. My hands planted next to her head and i stared at her. I love how she looks when she’s under me like this. It’s like she’s revealed completely to me. It’s like i can see her heart when she looks up at me. All the things she wants to tell me, all the things she doesn’t. Being the way she is that says a lot. Not many people can say that they know what aya is thinking, what she’s hiding, what she wants, what she needs.

“What?” She asked softly while i looked at her. “You always go into deep thought when you do this.”

“I can’t help it. When you lay under me it feels like you’re opening your whole world to me.”

“Do you like what you see?”

“Of course, darling. Your world is beautiful.”

“That’s surprising, but understandable.”

I stifled a laugh and she chuckled a bit.

“You guys can’t go one second without climbing all over each other. can you?” I heard lisa speak with a lively tone as always.

I moved from on top of aya as she got up to rush into the closet.

“It’s me. Im the guilty one. I can’t keep my hands off of her for too long.”

“Can’t relate.” She said before laughing at her own comment. I chuckled a bit too because her laugh is somehow contagious.

“Where’s aya?” Jennie asked quickly, seeming out of breath when she entered the room.

“She’s in the closet, But you should probably fix your lipstick. It’s all smudged.” Lisa said as she took a seat next to me.

“What!? Shit.” Jennie looked at herself in the mirror and swiped her middle finger under lips to get the out of line lipstick.

“I bet chanyeol is doing the same thing right now.” Lisa spoke under her breath so only i would hear but jennie’s eyes lit up right after the comment.

I have to be honest it’s surprising her and chanyeol hook up sometimes but it’s also not that unexpected. Knowing chanyeol.

“Shut up lisa.” Jennie squinted her eyes at the girl through the mirror and i held back a laugh. I guess she’s embarrassed by it. Then again, if you don’t know chanyeol as a gang member, you probably know him as the guy that fucked your girlfriend. With that being said, if i were her i would be kind of secretive about it too. Girls hate players. Or they act like they do at least. I stopped my player ways a while ago so i don’t think im thought of in the same light as chanyeol anymore. Hopefully.

“Alright, im ready.” Aya said while she walked out of the closet with a leather jacket on and different ankle high boots to match better.

“You look to die for.” Jennie said before going towards the girl to fix up the choker around her neck.

“Where are you guys going anyways?” I asked in pure curiosity.

“Places. Just know we’re going to be all around the city, so don’t wait up.” Aya spoke while smirking at me.

“Why do i feel like you’re going to end up in a lot of trouble tonight?”

“I won’t. Besides, even if i do, a little trouble never hurt nobody.”

Bad girl. I already know what type of mind state she’s in. That tone, that smirk. Full gang leader mode. It’s cute and scary at the same time.

“Don’t worry, we’ll be fine.” Lisa said while nudging my arm.

“i’ll try not to.”

“No! We’re not riding two different cars so you can race and fucking crash like the last time.”

“Crash!?” baekhyun said in surprise.

“Shut it, jisoo! That was a minor accident, i just didn’t see the pole.” I said pouting at the girl.

“It’s decided. Me and aya will take the panamera, and jennie, lisa, and jisoo can take the jag.” Rose spoke with a smile.

“Nice try. We’re all getting in the range rover. That’s final. Now get your asses to the car.” Jisoo went to grab the keys as chanyeol passed her with his hands buried in his sweat pants pockets.

“What’s going on here?” The tall man asked. He looks s bit tired, and his hair is in a messy bed head style. Not on purpose though, i don’t think.

“We’re just going out.” Jennie answered first and i eyed her reaction to the mans appearance.

“Where to?”

“They won’t tell.” Baekhyun said while pouting at me.

“That’s suspicious.” Chanyeol scratched his chin with a pensive expression.

“I know right.” Baekhyun pouted even more, still staring only at me. He’s just trying to get me to say something. And it worked.

“Fiiine, we’re going to strip club to meet a buyer.” The man nodded at my words. ”And i don’t know what comes after.”

“Well have fun.” Chanyeol looked at jennie as he spoke.

They’re starting to grow on me, to be honest.

“We will.” I said spotting jisoo walking over to us with the keys. I pecked baekhyun on the cheek quickly and walked away. His arm grabbed mine, yanking me back and i bumped into his hard chest.

“You can do better than that.” He whispered at me. I made a face at him before grabbing his his head and smashing my lips into his. He grunted in surprise and hugged my body closer. Biting his lip, i pulled away slowly. My hands slid down from the back of his head to his torso and fell to my sides. He felt for the gun i usually hide under my jacket to make sure it’s there. It always is. His head nodded in approval in reaction and let his hands fall from my body.

”Bye, babydoll. Be safe.”

“I willl, mom.” I rolled my eyes at the worried expression on his face. I understand why he feels so worried nowadays. After getting kidnapped and getting fake killed, you would think i would be too. But i learned from that time. He doesn’t have to worry. i won’t let that happen again.

We climbed into the car in a hurry. We’re all eager to spend this night with each other. No boys. No rookies. Just us.

Let’s hope we don’t blow anything up. Nothing important at least.

“Let’s get out of here.” Jisoo said while starting up the car. “Ehem? Seat belts?”

“What are thooose?” Lisa said with a grin on her face.

“Things that keep me from jumping out of my seat and choking you out.” Jisoo gave her a dangerous look through the driving mirror.

“Yes ma’am.”

“Oh shit.” I said to myself after remembering something i had almost forgotten. “Thank you to the wonderful person reading this right now. You’re cute as fuck.”

“Yeahh, wait, what?” Jennie asked confused by my words completely.

“You knowww, the people, the supporters.” I said nudging her.

“Ohhh rigghhht. Thanksss.”

“You guys are weird.” Lisa said making a face at us.

“Can’t agree more.”

“Ooh, la la.” i said to myself when we entered the all men strip club. It’s much different than what i was imagining. In a good way though.

“Ahhh! You’re Finally here! Come sit!” Our “client” called us over from his table right in front of the stage.

I walked to his seat and he offered it up without hesitating. “Why did you want to meet here?” I said while sitting down.

“Well, why would i not? I mean look at the ass running around here? My goodness.”

“We actually have shit to do, don’t waste my god damn time.”

“Okay, okay. Don’t get your panties in a twist.” I raised an eyebrow at him and he looked away quickly. “Im actually in the process of buying this place and making it my own.”

“Yeah? with what money?”

“T-that doesn’t matter. But when i buy this place i can pay you back double in a few weeks.” He spoke while a stripper walked around us to put his drink down next to him.

“Did i ask to be paid back double in a few weeks?”

“W-well n-no-”

“Stop fucking stuttering. What did i say?”

“Y-you said to have your money by tonight or else you’ll stick your foot so far up my ass, my mom will feel it.”

“Good boy. Where is it then?” I said with a smile. I have no intention of hurting him tonight. I just want to leave with my bag.

“I m-might have given it to the owner already.”

“Bad idea.” Jennie said while stealing the mans drink from him.

“If that wasn’t stupid i don’t know what is.” I sighed while looking at him in disappointment. “Go find the owner. I don’t have all night.”

“Im on it.” The client stood up without hesitation, carrying out my orders in a hurry. He gets an A for effort at least.

“How about we enjoy ourselves?” Jisoo said pointing at the stage in front of us.

A lean man came from the back and made his way onto the stage. His hair is an enchanting silver and his lips are devilishly full. His eyes staring into souls throughout the club. Probably because the deep silver contacts that go perfect with his wet looking hair. He moved smoothly all around the stage, making sure to make eye contact with the people throwing the most money. My head tilted when he got down to grind on the floor. His body movements look like waves. It’s fucking crazy. How the hell?

“I WANT HIM!” Lisa screamed excitedly as she threw whatever cash she had on her.

“Oh, he’s good.” Jennie said looking at him intensely. I can’t with them. I just can’t. Even though i have to admit. He’s doing his thing up there.

“I NEED MORE CASH FOR HIM!” Lisa yelled at me.

“No!”

She pouted and let her eyes glue to the seductive man again. He ripped his loose button up to reveal his perfectly built abs and my ears went numb from the screaming. I reached for the cup of whatever jennie took from our client.

Im not that impressed.

“Uh-uhmm a-aya?” The man we came here for stood in front the table nervously. Jarjis! I finally remember his damn name!

“What? Where’s the owner?”

“He said if you have s-something to s-say, bring your ass to h-him.”

“Ahh, i see.”

I got up and grabbed rose. “We’re going up to the owner’s office.” I yelled to the rest of the girls over the music. They shooed us away dismissively without looking. I stifled a laugh. What a shame.

We passed the loud tables and the stage to get to the black stairs in the club. At the top there’s a small office that had a big man standing at the door with his arms crossed. I flicked him off and walked right in like an asshole. as always. Before the man could do anything in reaction rose pulled out her gun and pushed it into his neck.

“Hi.”

“Who the fuck are you?” The man said as he leaned back into his ugly fucking chair. He looks like a bigger douchebag than me. That should say a lot.

“Don’t worry about that. Jarjis here, accidentally gave you some cash that belongs to me, so i would just like to take that and go.”

“Oh yeah?” He smirked at me and reached under his desk. His hand held a pistol and he aimed it incorrectly at me. “Get the fuck out of my office before i hurt you, little girl.”

“Suit yourself.” Oh well, i tried. “Rose, go ahead.” On cue, she shot the man at the door in the neck and the sound sent chaos throughout the club. I pulled my gun out as jarjis ducked down to the floor. We’ll see if i let him live after i take care of this. The man behind the desk shot sloppily at me and the bullets penetrated the wall behind me as a result of me ducking out of the way.

“You know, not everyone should have a gun.” I said with a pout. I shot one bullet to his forearm for him to drop his inadequate gun. He tripped as he stepped back into his ugly chair.

I aimed my lucky glock 26 at his head and closed one eye.

“Wait! Wait! The money is in the safe! I swear, just don’t shoot!”

“Rose get the money. Jarjis don’t make another fucking move.”

The rest of the girls came up the stairs with their guns out and ready, not knowing what their about to walk into. I jerked my weapon towards the safe so the owner can go over and open.

“Did you even try to settle this peacefully?” Jisoo said while looking at the dead man at the entrance.

“Yeah, I did.” I said with raised eyebrows.

“Surrree.” Lisa looked around as her eyes were playfully squinted.

“It’s all there. And some extra, that belongs to him.” Rose stood up and put her gun on her hip. She walked over to the mans desk, removing a drawer and emptying the contents onto the floor before packing the money neatly inside.

I stifled a laugh. She’s very handy for that.

“This club is now the property of the blackpink gang. If you have objections, speak now or forever shut the fuck up.”

I tilted my head at jarjis and the club owner waiting for just one word to come out of their shit eating mouths.

But silence is the only thing that filled my ears.

“Pussies.”

“I don’t want to do this shit.” Chanyeol whined from the passenger seat of my rolls-royce ghost.

“Would you shut up for like two minutes? damn.” I spoke to him in frustration. In all honesty im still worried about the girls. I know they can take care of themselves well. But still, i just don’t want anything to happen to them.

“Your request has been denied asshole.”

“Hush, they’re here.” I hissed at him while hitting his left arm.

I watched two exo rookies hop out of their new mercedez. We’re supposed to follow them around tonight because of some suspicion they raised in suho, We always are the ones who take care of the rookie shit, which sucks ass sometimes, but as i said before. It’s better than selling. Anyways if you know anything about suho, you know that the one thing he hates more than being broke is sneaky people. Which is understandable. No one likes finding snakes in their grass. We ended up following them all the way to what seems like a college party. But i don’t know for sure. We’re obviously going to have to go in. For further research of course.

“Let’s goo iiinnn!” Chanyeol whined louder for attention. I have intentions to go inside already so why not.

“Alright, get out.”

“We haven’t been to a house party since we first met exo.” Lisa spoke excitedly as she hopped out of the car.

“Oh yeah, The time we played beer pong then exchanged friendly bullets.” I said with a swing of my arm, aiming for lisa’s shoulders.

“Friendly, my ass.” Jennie huffed into the night air.

Now that business is taken care of, we decided to have some old fashioned fun at this college party one of our “friends” begged us to go to. And i promise this time we won’t shoot anything or anyone. I pinky swear.

The lawn is littered with cliche red cups and passed out party goers. More people filled the porch of the house, probably trying to get away from whatever is happening inside. That’s going to be me in an hour.

“Yayyyy! you guys made iiit!” A black haired girl named jihyo ran towards us. Her smile so big, her eyes couldn’t help but join in. “I thought you guys were going to pass on my offer, to be honest!”

“Whaaat? Ussss? Pass on an offer like this oneeee?” Jisoo sarcastically spoke to the girl in surprise.

“I know right!?” Jihyo laughed and smacked my arm, responding cheerfully to the sarcasm. “Let’s get some alcohol in your bodies, shall we?”

“Is that a even a question?” Lisa said as she looked around the house.

Jihyo made a motion for us to follow her before she turned and walked through the crowd of people. Everyone is either drunk or high, and they’re all screaming the lyrics to this rap song. It just might the most annoying atmosphere ever, Im enjoying myself already. We entered the kitchen and jihyo nodded her head at a girl with a resting bitch face standing by the refrigerator. I raised an eyebrow at that but tried to calm down any suspicion in my head. Jihyo is a good girl, i don’t have to worry about it too much.

“You guys want beer? by the way, aren’t you all kind of too dressed up for a small house party?” The girl asked while grabbing some beers.

“There is no such thing as too dressed up.” Jennie spoke while eyeing a random guy that walked in here for a drink.

“If you say so. Here you go.” Jihyo held out the drinks to us with a smile and lisa grabbed one first. Being the way i am, im going to bullshit and act like i drank this one. It’s not that i think she’s trying to poison me. That’s a big accusation. But she might be!

What can i say? I have trust issues. Sue me.

“If you guys want any candy for a better time me and this guy have a really good hook up.” Jihyo said nonchalantly. “These guys i met at a club said they would come tonight with some good shit. So let me know if you want anything.”

Well, okay, she’s not that much of a good girl. I wish she would stop talking.

“We’re good, we don’t do that kind of stuff.” I said to the girl with a fake smile. Will i ever be able to make a real friend outside of the criminal world. Fuck no. It’s better that way though. At least i think it is.

“Really? you guys seemed like the kind of girls to be interested in that kind of stuff.”

“Nope.”

“Ahhh, i get it. Don’t worry, the stuff isn’t going to be bad and even if it is they’ll give it to us for free. Plus i think they said something about being in the exo gang. That means they definitely have the good good.”

“Ohhh, in that case, i would love to meet them.” I said with a smirk. It’s an obvious case of rookies abusing their connections. Possibly even stealing from the exo supply itself. It would be a crime to pass up an opportunity to bust their narrow asses myself.

Finally. Some real fun. Even though this night is supposed to be only us girls. Im excited.

“Sure thing girl.” She said before she waved at someone behind us with a quick smile. “I’ll be right back.” Jihyo spoke as she passed us and walked away.

“Well, im going to enjoy this.” I said to myself.

“Honestly, they should just stop recruiting rookies. All they ever do is act foolishly.” Jennie spoke with an annoyed tone and expression. She picked up what was going on too it seems.

It’s not like she’s wrong about that. But despite how annoying rookies can be, it’s a huge convenience when you find the right ones. Especially since exo doesn’t like doing all their dirty work themselves. Plus most of them are for number reasons only. Which means they can die and be replaced easily. It’s things like this that makes exo the second hardest gang to beat in the game right now. Blackpink being the first, of course. AHAH.

“They’re here!” Jihyo waved at us from the entrance to the kitchen.

I put down my unopened drink on the table and walked towards the girl without hesitation. I kind of hope they don’t recognize me. It’s always more fun that way. Jihyo grabbed my hand and walked me through the crowd again as my girls followed close behind. I could spot two boys wearing black at the front door, where we came in. They looked around like they were looking for someone in particular. Jihyo waved at them and they did the same back. I guess they were looking for her.

“Heyyy, im glad you guys could make it.” She said to the boys. Her tone changed a bit and so did her expression. She twirled her cute hair around her manicured finger slowly and looked up at them with a little twinkle in her eyes. Grade a flirting right in front of me. “These are my friends, Aya, jennie, rose, lisa, and jisoo.”

“Nice to meet you ladies, I have to admit, every one of you are bad as fuck.” The taller one of the duo spoke with a grin. They must be really new, because i don’t remember seeing them at all and they don’t seem to recognize us either.

Perfect.

“Nice to meet you too. I think we’ll have lots of fun tonight.”

“Damn, i haven’t been to a house party in a while.” Chanyeol spoke with his arm over my shoulders.

“Tell me about it.” I said to the big guy as we walked through the crowd of intoxicated people. My only concern is catching the two rookies in action. Im not interested in having fun at this party. Not with the mood im in.

“I have to say these college girls are looking a little too tasty tonight.” Chanyeol said while looking around.

“Aren’t you like in love with jennie?”

“Oh god, no, we just fuck sometimes. Please don’t make it a thing.”

“Why not?”

“Because i’ll only end up hurting her.”

“You’re a better guy than you think you are chanyeol.”

“You just don’t understand what i mean by that baekhyun. Leave it alone.” The man spoke with a bit of annoyance in his tone and let his arm drop from my shoulders. Why is he acting like this?

“Then make me understand. When the fuck did we start keeping secrets from each other?”

“We didn’t. And we don’t. Just think long and hard about it. You already know the answer.” I know he can’t be talking about what i think he is. “There they are.”

I looked at him for minute in confusion before looking in the direction his eyes are focused on. My eyes widened when i saw aya and the rest of the girls sitting on a random couch with the rookies we’re stalking. How did they end up here of all places. One of the two boys had his arm snaked around aya while he dirtily eyed her chest as she chugged down a beer. The other one was passing out drugs to anyone that came up to him, trying so hard to impress the people around him. I bet they thought we would never notice the shit they took from us. But we always notice.

Aya leaned forward to slam down the can of alcohol on the table in front of her, looking completely drunk. The rookie sitting by her let his eyes travel to her ass when she stood up. He grabbed her hand, stopping her from walking away and leaving him.

That little piece of shit won’t see the light of day again.

“Let’s go.” I said to chanyeol.

I walked slowly to the couch they all occupied. I know he obviously doesn’t know who she is, but i don’t give two fucks. “Why don’t you just stay here next to me a bit longer.” The boy said to my girl.

“You have a death wish, don’t you.” I said as i grabbed aya and pulled her into my arms. I was trying to look intimidating in front of the two boys but im sure i failed when aya landed in my arms. Her little hands gripped onto me in a tight hug and it got really hard to think of the ways im going to hurt these rookies. Ughhh, i feel like my heart is melting. She so warm. I missed her. It’s only been a few hours but still.

“Dude?” Chanyeol hit my arm as he looked at me in confusion. “Why are you just standing there.”

I just pointed to aya and let the smile begging to come out slip on my face smoothly.

Chanyeol rolled his eyes and reached for his gun. “Let’s just make this easy.”

The people around us that saw the firearm out in the open began to make a fuss, which only caused more people to freak out. I mean damn, he didn’t even shoot anyone. Yet.

“It’s not what it looks like we swear!” One of the boys pleaded to chanyeol with his hands up. “We got this-”

“Save it for someone who actually cares, i sure the hell don’t.” I said to them while a drunk aya squeezed my cheeks together. “Just do as chanyeol says and make this easy for yourselves, maybe we’ll spare you.”

“Look! baek the fishy!” She said excitedly to the rest of the girls that sat calmly on the couch.

“Stop that babe.” I said grabbing her hand. She just pouted at me before looking away at the two boys.

“Well? what the fuck are we just standing here for?”

Aya blew into my ear as i carried her to my rolls-royce on my back, I had to pick her up because her drunk ass kept stumbling in those sexy ankle high boots, And i like having her this close to me. But you didn’t hear that from me.

“Does this make you squirm daddy?” She whispered slurred words into my ear before blowing into it again.

“No, it doesn’t.” I said while laughing my ass off. You gotta love drunk aya.

“That’s weird. It makes me squirm when you do it.”

“That’s because your body is very sensitive to everything daddy does. Me on the other hand, i might get a boner, but i would never squirm.”

“How can i make you squirm?” She whined lazily at me.

“I don’t know babydoll, i’ll get back to you on that one.”

“Yeah, you do that.”

I went into my pocket to get my keys and found nothing. I made a noise of confusion and aya giggled. The girl dangled the keys in my face and giggled harder. How adorable. I unlocked the car before looking over to the others as they threw the rookies in the trunk and hopped into the range rover.

“Come on babe, you gotta get down and into the car.”

She silently slid off of me in a lazy manner. “I don’t want to go home yet daddy.” Her pout is killing me. She knows that though.

“Where do you want to go then babydoll? Daddy will take anywhere in the world.”

“Let’s get food!”

“Say no more.”

We hopped into the car drove around the city with our stomachs anticipating fattening fast food at this late hour of 2 am. Aya being as drunk as she is wouldn’t sit still. She dragged me into her loud singing spree as she flipped through channels on the radio. She moved her head and hands to the rhythm of the song that’s playing and i watched her every time a red light came our way. What can i say? She likes to be watched. When we pulled into the drive-through she whined to me about how she only wants to eat icecream. But i put that thought to sleep quick. She knew she was being ridiculous.

“Ugh, just get me the stupid meal then.”

“Okay, And can you give me a large cup of ice water also? Thank you.”

“What? No ice cream and i have to drink water!?”

“It’s starting to sound like someone needs a spanking.”

“What i need is ice cream.”

“Oh yeah, you’re acting up. I already told you no ice cream.”

Aya looked away to her right side and mimicked me in “secret” while i payed the man at the window.

“You suck.”

Three minutes later we took off again to find a pretty place to look at the stars tonight. She scarfed down her burger and her water happily while i focused on the road. I could tell she was getting less drunk and i smiled. As much as i love every piece of this girl to bits, drunk aya can be hard to handle.

“Awww babeee! you can see them so clearly tonight!”

“I know, I’ll take you here more often princess.”

“Promise?”

“I promise.”

It had to be going on three 3 am now as me and aya leaned on my car and looked up at the sky. she entered my arms when the breeze hit us. It wasn’t a cold night but she was because of the ice water i made her drink.

“I love when you take me places like this.”

“Yeah, i realize that now. I remember thinking you would hate places like this. But gladly, you don’t.”

“What gave you that impression?”

“I don’t know, before i got to know you more, you seemed to have more of an appreciation for things like diamonds and expensive vacations.”

“What!? baekhyun, im not an instagram model.”

“I know, i know, i just didn’t know much about you. You can hide your true self better than anyone i have ever met.”

“Don’t you think that’s an issue?”

“An issue? No. It’s closer to being a blessing and a curse.”

“I guess when i really think about it, that’s very accurate.”

She looked at me with smiling eyes and love struck grin.

“I love you.” Aya whispered softly at me.

“how much do you love me?” I tilted my eyebrow at her and smirked.

“To the moon and back.”

I captured her lips in that moment quickly. I can’t help myself when she says things like that to me. Im a sucker for aya’s sweet talk. I hugged her tightly, pushing her body into mine and kissing her deeper than before. There’s no drug in the world that could be beat aya’s lips. Her hands slid through the jacket im wearing and around my waist.

My baby pulled away and looked me in the eyes sweetly. “Isn’t it weird. We always end up having sex in places like this.”

“That’s because nature is so beautiful it gives me a boner.”

“Same.”

I laughed at her comment and she playfully squinted her eyes at me.

“Wait. Are you implying we’re about to have sex.” I raised my eyebrows in question of her words.

She tilted her head before biting her lip, staying silent. Her hands pulled on my shirt and made me follow her footsteps to the backseat of the car. “I think that goes without saying, daddy.” She opened the door and sat on the edge of the seat. “On your knees.”

I slowly obeyed her orders as she slowly opened her jean clad legs. My knees dug into the grass under them, watching aya take her middle and ring fingers to her clothed core. She rubbed there slowly and bit her lip seductively. I gripped the car door and the seat to keep from touching her. She tapped the area softly and hissed, i know she’s just dripping under those pants she’s got on. Her tongue popped out of her mouth to wet her lips quickly, leaving a sexy glisten on them.

Just one touch.

My hand reached out for her and was smacked away without hesitation. I thought that would happen, I turned my head harshly in hopes of cracking my neck and relieving some of this tension in my body. But nothing happened.

Her hands slowly slid up her body and cupped her breast tightly. Just how i would do it if those were my hands on her. I relaxed a bit at the satisfaction and tiled my head. Even though patience isn’t my best friend, im going to slow down and enjoy the show.

She moaned out into the perfect night air and looked me in the eyes while letting her hands roam all over her body. It’s a sight i could get get drunk on. I feel like i already am. I ran a hand through my hair, which is a sure fire sign that my patience is running very thin. Damn it. I can’t just sit here anymore i hav-

My thoughts were interrupted by my cell ringing loudly. I jumped in reaction because of the random loud noise on this quiet night. Aya was too in the zone, she didn’t care what just happened. I looked at the caller id and saw that it was sehun. He probably is calling to ask for his shirt or something stupid. I looked at aya and back to my phone. I should definitely ignore this. But on the other hand it could be important.

“Hello?” I asked, my eyes still focused on aya’s little show.

“Baekhyun! Come home now. It’s the trip we took to phoenix. The authorities might be looking for us.”

“What? That makes no sense!?” Aya jumped and stopped her actions after hearing the tone in my voice.

“We’re having a meeting in 10.”

“Im on my way.”

“You can’t be serious right now.” i said under my breath.

“Look, this is nothing to worry about. You act like we’ve never had a problem with the police before.” Suho said with a calm grin on his face.

“We don’t know anything about the people in phoenix!” Baekhyun yelled in front of the calm man. “You can’t just go there and expect to not die or go to jail.”

“We’ll do our research.” Suho replied simply.

“I second baekhyun, What if it’s a trap.” I said while holding my knees to my chest on this chair.

“It could be. I’ll bring some disposables with me, they’ll help if it is. And if not then i can handle things myself.”

“No. The disposables won’t be able to do shit. We should all go together. I won’t let you handle this alone.” Baekhyun gripped the shoulders of suho. I can tell how worried he is about him. Suho on the other hand looks almost too calm.

“We won’t either.” Chen said with a stern tone.

“So all of us can possibly get into serious trouble together? I don’t think so. You all have to put your trust in me. Im your leader. I’ll bring minseok for better support. But no one else. I don’t want all of you to be dragged into this.” Suho replied dismissively. I don’t know if we can argue with that. “Besides baekhyun, you just got your girl back. You just stay here and be with her.” The man slowly moved the hands off his shoulders with a reassuring smile.

“Hyung i-”

“You know i love you right kid? I want you to stay here and be safe. Because if anything happens to me, i want you to look after everyone as leader.”

“Suho!” Everyone yelled at the man in protest of his sentimental words. Why is he talking like this. Does he believe this is a suicide mission or something.

“Suho shut the fuck up! Stop talking like this!” Baekhyun gripped onto the shirt of his leader with anger and fear.

“Alright, alright. Don’t get your feelings all riled up. You see? This is why we were a mess when we thought aya died. We have to get used to the fact that in this business people die. We might seem untouchable. But we’re damn sure not immortal.” Suho spoke to everyone in the room as if he was a teacher, pulling baekhyun’s hands of fury off of him slowly.

“That doesn’t mean go out and kill yourself, honey.” Jisoo walked to him with concern in her face.

That man thinks there is huge chance he won’t come back alive. I can see it in his face. I sighed as i looked at him embrace jisoo.

Im starting to wonder now,

What would we do without him?

AUTHORS NOTE : All doneeee! im going to start on the next chapter right now! im sooo sorry about the wait the chapter deleted and then i got busy, anywaysss i hope you enjoyeddd im going to work on getting a masterlist up and then archive all my work cuz tumblr is threatening me these days lmao have a lovely dayyy!

kissesss <3 lailaaa ~

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