#lola gives the weirdest gifts sometimes
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leche-flandom · 1 year ago
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Okay so my mom gave my daughter some books she got from the flea market. Considering how my mom let us watch a ton of inappropriate movies and shows when we were kids, I probably should've checked them before I let my daughter pick one for her bedtime story tonight, but hindsight is hindy and sighty.
Anyway, I couldn't stop giggling when I read her the story about Theseus because this is the most UNHINGED MINOTAUR I HAVE EVER SEEN
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First of all, Theseus reminds me of both the knifer and the knifee from that wikiHow "Winning a Fair Fight" meme. Second of all, I know that Ovid described him as "part man, part bull" so this is technically correct, but... wowzers.
Eh, it was either this or a short story about Grendel's bone-crunching ass.
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okinawa-division · 1 year ago
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The day was almost over for Rashaad's birthday, but before it could end, a certain adult actress had to bequeath one of her favorite people and her favorite bartender a gift before then. So, after paying a deliveryman an "extra-service" for having her gift shipped to Okinawa before the day was over, a small pink box was now placed on Rashaad's counter in his back room. The bar owner was surprised to receive mail this late, but he didn't question it, as it wasn't the weirdest thing he ever saw.
Looking at the box, a sticky note was place on top of it, which read: 'Don't open till your alone!' Looking around, Rashaad could confirm he was by himself, though the bar was open. Opening the box, the bar owner looked at what was inside.
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He almost wished he hadn't. Why? Because... inside was one of Aika's, a.k.a. Vivian Vixen's as she was called on her job, videos. But this wasn't an ordinary video. Oh no, if you knew what Aika did for a living, you'd know that the videos she made... well, they weren't for the weak of heart. And it certainly didn't help that the cover art displayed Aika in all of her... "glory".
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Poor, poor, Rashaad...
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As much as Rashaad enjoyed Aika-san's... jokes, this one was going too far. While he'll gladly admit that Aika was a beautiful woman, he really wished she'd stop sending him these videos of her. Looking at the video cover, the bar owner calmly placed the top of the box back on it, pushed it off to the corner of his table, and calmly left his room, proceeding back to the bar, refusing to give it a second thought.
"I sometimes have trouble wondering who is worse: her, Miss Lola, or Miss Rose..."
Thanks for the gift!
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hi-i-love-u-bitch · 6 years ago
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My Sides 2.0
So, I’ve done my Sides before being that I had been inspired by @asofterfan‘s art work of their sides. But mine turned out really half-assed and meh so I upgraded them. (CLICK FOR BETTER QUALITY BECAUSE TUMBLR IS SHIT!)
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Mimsy “Momo” “Mama Mo” (Morality)       Pronouns: They/Them She/Her
*Likes*
Flowers
Sweets
Seashells
Warm Weather
Stuffed Aimals
70s Aesthetic
Puns (accidentally forgot that one)
+Dislikes+
Ignorance
Confrontation
Sand
Assholes in general
Close Toed Shoes
About Them:
Has been numbed by life so much to the point where nothing can faze them
May come off as cold at times
Still, somehow, very empathetic
Closed off to their own emotions but very in tuned to others
“I don’t care,” They said, caringly, as they cared deeply.
Unknowingly has become the Mom Friend of the Sides
A bit of a temper
Stern but caring, even if they don’t show it at times
Helps keep Anne under control (they’re the only one that can)
Kind of a hippy
Wants to do the right thing but also doesn’t want to hurt anybody
Very blunt and to the point
Very quick to turn violent if one of their friends or loved ones are in danger/distressed
Surprisingly very forgiving if you do harm on to them
Doesn’t really communicate their feelings well with the others which endlessly frustrates Lola
Doesn’t open up to Lola much because she believes he won’t understand since he’s logic, there for unable to process emotion
Unknowingly has a tendency to coddle Kiki a lot
Has nicknames for all the sides: Kiki is Sugar, Lola is Honey, and Anne is Sweetie.
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Lola (Logic)      Pronouns: They/Them He/Him
*Likes*
Biology
Zoology
Psychology
Insects
Crunchy Peanut Butter
Funky Bow Ties
Learning New Things
Non-Fiction Books
+Dislikes+
Incorrect Grammar
Math
Deadlines
Humidity
Not knowing things
About Them:
Excited and always ready to learn
Biggest teachers pet
Will literally raise their hand to ask a question
Always researching the weirdest things late at night when they can’t sleep
Basically Bill Nye the Science Guy
Prefers comfort over professionalize
I dye my hair a lot and they kind of took a liking to it, thus the two green streaks in their hair
Very curious by nature and has gotten in a lot of accidental trouble because of it
Tends to ramble off topic sometimes
Doesn’t really understand emotions or social cues that well but is trying their best to learn
Always writing things down in note books just in case if it’s important and they might forget
Pretty emotional for someone who’s not supposed to have/understand emotions
Anne seems to like them more then the others so she doesn’t tend to pick on Lola that much unless they’re rambling and need to be told to shut up
Lola and Kiki get along the best because of their shared interest in books as well as working together in a lot of projects
Wishes they could bond better with Mimsy but the emotional side tends to keep them at arms length
Doesn’t really think of themselves as smart
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Kiki (Creativity)     Pronouns: They/Them
*Likes*
Reading
Writing
Poetry
Fan Fiction
Dungeons n Dragons
Art
Knitting
Cartoons
Musicals
Murder Mystery Thrillers
+Dislikes+
Writers Block
Research Papers
Philosophy
Beowulf
Avocado
About Them:
Very, very, very, low self esteem
Easily pushed around (mainly by Anne)
As a million and one ideas but can never seem to finish anything
Gets excited by thing but is quick to close back in on themselves because they thing they’re annoying
The ultimate super fan!
Perfectionist
Is there biggest critic
Very jittery and speaks really fast when nervous
Coffee is there life source
Sleep? Who is she? I don’t know her!
Has no sense of style but doesn’t really care at this point
Again, hates Beowulf with the fury of a thousands suns because of that one English teacher my senior year!
Likes to make personalized gifts for their friends
The only time them and Anne work together is when they’re giving me nightmares! (I suffer from chronic night terrors)
They’re close to Lola the most and doesn’t mind hearing the logical side ramble, the information he has to say is interesting and useful for more stories and projects
Doesn’t like that Mimsy baby’s them like they’re some sort of glass doll
Doesn’t know why Anne bullies them....they used to be friends long ago after all...
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Anne (Anxiety)    Pronouns: She/Her
*Likes*
Witchcraft
80s Rock
The Beatles & Queen
Ballet
Cthulhu
Scary Movies
Gore Horror Movies
Black & Purple
Terrorizing Kiki
+Dislikes+
Loud Noises
Socializing
Bright Lights
Vinegar
Authority
About Them:
She’s a bitch
There’s no use in sugar coating it, Anne is a bitch and she knows it
Extremely nihilistic and pessimistic
Constantly reminding everyone of their impending doom
Is the grunge goth aesthetic
Tells things how they are even if it makes her look bad
Hates when people tell her what to do
She is the embodiment of all my repressed anger issues
Very self destructive both physically and mentally
Actually kind of hates herself
Likes to release all of her frustrations and insecurities out Kiki by verbally bullying them
Kiki doesn’t fight back or say anything so she keeps on doing it
Actually feels really guilty about it all but continues to pick on Kiki because she’s convinced she’s at the point of no return so might as well continue being the bad guy
Can not for the life of her bring herself to pick on Lola
The nerd is the embodiment of an excited puppy and Anne may be a bitch but she isn’t the type of bitch to kick a puppy even if it gets annoying at times
Is lowkey scared of Mimsy but also kind of respects them
Secretly looking for her approve and acceptance
Does not help that Kiki is obviously Mimsiy’s favorite
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