#lol amazon r u okay

[torra-and-the-toons]

...but why though.

[sweettoothvn]

COUGH does Casey have a (n)sfw alphabet yet??

If Casey has no more fans I'm dead I love him in an indescribable amount 😿☝️

Idk how many fans Casey has but it's not a lot lol

i love my blueberry jellybean boy though

NSFW UNDER CUT

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He has very little experience- actually, none to be exact. So he’s quite nervous and doesn’t know what to do- he automatically cuddles you though. Probably asks for reassurance and provides some for you if you ask too. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He really likes arms and legs- specially if you’re strong. But he doesn’t mind if you’re not. You’ll find him doodling on your arms or legs when he’s bored.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He won’t admit that he probably thinks about the taste of cum. To be fair he thinks about how everything would taste.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Doesn’t want to admit he has a food fetish

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

None. Never kissed anyone nor dated anyone. He’s too busy with his jobs.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He doesn’t know any positions but probably missionary

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s giggling a lot out of nerves

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn’t know why he would shave. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Very cuddly, if he’s not moaning a lot he’s praising his partner. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Very rarely jacks off- usually too tired or not in the right place to do it.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Accidental stimulation, Amazons and authoritarians, Begging, Clothed sex, Crush fetish, Dirty talking, Food play, Furries, Internal cumshots, Intercrural or interfemoral sex, Jerk off instructions (JOI), Latex/rubber, Narratophilia, Pictophilia, Plushophilia, Quirofilia, Slime, Somnophilia, Stockings, Strap-On, Teasing, Telephonicophilia

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Bedroom preferably. Somewhere private.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Unhygienic kinks, Feet, Inflation, Blood, Gore, Pain/BDSM (biting is okay though), Sounding, Non-Con/Dub-Con, Asphyxiation, Pet play, Age play, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism (unless in a poly), Cuckholding

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He would rather give. He has no idea how to do it but he sure will try.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and gentle if he tops (which is rare)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Depends on the situation, but probably not that often. He doesn’t get horny frequently.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s okay to experiment so long as it’s not painful or life-risking.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Not long- he’s a virgin.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Bullet vibrator. He rarely uses it on himself.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He doesn’t tease

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He can get loud but it’s not often. He typically whimpers and whines.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Curious about aphrodisiacs- more so how they taste not what they do.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Scars from a lot of accidents, top surgery scars, and body hair

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Average

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After 5 minutes

[blossom-hwa]

Okay I'm super sorry if I'm requesting too many things but I was listening to holiday music while driving home from work yesterday and was suddenly struck by the need for some chaotic holiday/winter shenanigans with the boyz, if that's okay? Reader involvement isn't necessary! Pretty please and thank you sooo much ❤❤❤ -🌻

You’re not requesting too many things don’t worry Sunny!!! I literally owe you everything for half the fics I’ve written in the past year so there’s no way I could refuse, also this is what the drabble game is for!! I hope you enjoy this half-baked bullshit LMAO

3-year anniversary drabble game: send me an NCT/WAYV/Stray Kids/The Boyz member + a prompt (check out the post for ideas) and I’ll write a drabble for you!

(don’t think I've mentioned it but all of these text aus are in the same universe lol)

(also this ended up not being as holiday-ish as you probably wanted.... SORRY)

~

Title: Holiday Shenanigans

Pairing: no pairings, just the boyz being dumb

Triggers: a lot of cursing

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quick clarification:

papi: sangyeon

angel: jacob

moon scribblez: kevin

new kid: chanhee

starbucks tissues: changmin

sundae: sunwoo

bread: younghoon

the better hyun: hyunjae

the better jae: eric

professional rollerblader: juyeon

foodie: haknyeon

~

new kid: I'm going to commit murder

sundae: who’s he making empty threats about this time

new kid: IT’S NOT AN EMPTY THREAT

moon scribblez: who wants to hear about the cockroach that fucking crawled out of my mop today!!

papi: pls don’t tlalk about it I was scarred for life

moon scribblez: IT’S YOUR TUTORING CENTER IT’S Y O U R FAULT WE HAVE A COCKROACH INFESTATION

papi: it’s not an infestation Kevin

new kid: is no one going to pay attention to my murder

angel: I will! but I won’t be an accessory

moon scribblez: I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER

moon scribblez: THAT THING WAS HUGE IT WAS MORE LIKE A SPIDER JFC

new kid: I love you jacob

moon scribblez: IF I SHAKE THE FUCKING MOP TODAY AND COCKROACHES CRAWL OUT I’M QUITTING MY FUCKING JOB

angel: love you too <3

sundae: /barfs/

papi: #1 sunwoo just bc you’re allergic to emotion doesn’t mean the rest of us are

papi: some of us are capable of love

new kid: JI CHANGMIN ISN’T

papi: #2 I don’t own the center I'm just the center director therefore I do not take responsibility for any possible infestations we may have

starbucks tissues: I heard my name :D

new kid: sTOP FUCKING TERRIFYING ME WHEN I’M JUST TRYING TO WORK

new kid: IT’S ALMOST C H R I S T M A S HALLOWEEN IS G O N E

papi: therefore take it up with the owners @ moon scribblez

starbucks tissues: but it’s always halloween :(

moon scribblez: I TOOK THE MOP TO THE SINK

moon scribblez: PUT IT THERE AND TURNED ON THE FAUCET

moon scribblez: A FUCKING BROWN SPIDER-LOOKING COCKROACH BITCH ASS C R A WL E D OUT

moon scribblez: AND YOU WON’T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY??????????

papi: I just deal with the parents and the kids not bugs

new kid: it is NOT ALWAYS FUCKING HALLOWEEN

new kid: IF YOU WANT TO CELEBRATE

new kid: CELBRATE C RH SI T MA S 

moon scribblez: time to pin it on ella

starbucks tissues: :(

sundae: now look what you’ve done chanhee

sundae: you’ve made him sad

new kid: I GOT TERRIFIED BY A NUN MASK AND YOU CARE ABOUT IF H E’ S SAD????????????????

starbucks tissues: :(

angel: I think I'm going to head out

angel: I don’t think even I can heal this rift

moon scribblez: well if jacob’s out I'm out

moon scribblez: I have a solution to my problems 

papi: just don’t get me involved

moon scribblez: no promises !

starbucks tissues: I can scare ella if you want kevin :)

moon scribblez: YES FUCKING PLEASE

papi: I'm going to get fired

moon scribblez: maybe so :D

new kid: no one cares about my problems I see

new kid: everyone hates me

sundae: ya it’s bc you’re the new kid

new kid: I exist only for pain 

~

bread: so hyunjin told me to tell changmin to stop using various horror movie masks to terrify him at work

starbucks tissues: so out of work is fair game?

bread: idk he didn’t specify

bread: probably

starbucks tissues: :D

the better hyun: oh what the fuck this shit isn’t normal

the better hyun: it’s impossible for someone to be so cute but so terrifying

starbucks tissues: I'll take that as a compliment :D

the better hyun: it isn’t but whatever makes you happy ig

the better jae: changmin

the better jae: I only ask that you leave the nun mask and chucky doll at home when we have our christmas party

starbucks tissues: well that’s no fun :(

bread: changmin I'm sorry but your idea of fun is very different from ours

bread: Jacob back me up

angel: I'm sorry changmin but he’s right :(

starbucks tissues: :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

the better hyun: by the way for the party

the better hyun: who’s doing what???????

the better jae: I'm bringing the xbox!!

foodie: I'm bringing cookies !

papi: I'm cooking with Kevin and juyeon

professional rollerblader: yes it’s going to be fun

professional rollerblader: Kevin says he’s going to make a cheesecake

the better jae: can I save a piece for jisung??

moon scribblez: if we don’t eat all of it

new kid: why

new kid: why did I just hear screaming from the tutoring center

moon scribblez: oH MY GOD SANGYEON

professional rollerblader: TAHT WAS GLORIOUS

sundae: what happened

foodie: why do you only show up for chaos

sundae: I only exist for chaos nothing else is worth my time

the better jae: fair enough

angel: what happened? I thought I saw someone fall ??

angel: but I'm across the walkway so idk :(

angel: is everyone all right?

papi: I think I have a concussion

moon scribblez: oh please you just fell off a tiny stepladder

professional rollerblader: can’t believe sangyeon just fell off a stepladder trying to put up a fucking Christmas stocking 

papi: I hate christmas

papi: I hate everything

moon scribblez: the kids are laughing

moon scribblez: I think I'm going to bust a lung

papi: my dignity has been stripped and I no longer want to live

the better hyun: wait juyeon why are you even there 

the better hyun: you don’t even tutor

foodie: ‘does she even go here’

the better jae: ‘does she even go here’

foodie: ERIC

the better jae: HAK

sundae: oh wow amazing their brain cells conjoined into one single coherent thought and of course it had to be a mean girls reference

starbucks: how did this start out with younghoon telling me to stop scaring hyunjin at work

bread: honestly I don’t know

~

moon scribblez: winter break is upon us

moon scribblez: and I can now bask in the fact that I don’t have to teach spoiled rich assholes basic math for two whole weeks !

papi: speak for yourself

moon scribblez: your fault for being center director

angel: I hate to agree with Kevin and be mean but you really did bring that upon yourself sangyeon

papi: want death

professional rollerblader: no don’t die! we need your food for the party tomorrow

papi: can’t believe all you care about is my food not even me

sundae: did you expect anything different

papi: on a regular basis no

papi: but it’s the holiday season

new kid: holidays are a social construct made to force us into the world of capitalism and giving our money to fat fucking corporations like amazon

starbucks tissues: if I could give Jeff Bezos a heart attack with my nun mask I would

new kid: that’s the only use of that mask that I approve of

starbucks tissues: turn around

the better jae: was that

the better jae: was that new

bread: I don't think I've ever heard chanhee scream that loud

foodie: I’m at the food court and I heard that what the fuck

foodie: the build a bear is like all the way down the mall what the fuck

starbucks tissues: :)

bread: I think that scream rivaled changmin’s dolphin levels

sundae: brb still dying of laughter

sundae: I'm so happy I caught that on video

new kid: Kim sunwoo

new kid: don’t you fucking dare

sunwoo: [ 1 video attached ]

new kid: someone’s dying tonight

professional rollerblader: I can’t believe I missed this I'm so mad

foodie: I think the fake Santa Claus looking over in abject horror just adds to it

starbucks tissues: ^^^

new kid: someone’s dying tonight

angel: there there

angel: no one’s dying tonight

new kid: someone IS

new kid: AND NOT EVEN JACOB CAN STOP ME

the better jae: bet changmin’s mask can

new kid: I'm ripping that fucking mask to shreds

starbucks tissues: :(

bread: now he’s hugging the fucking mask like it’s his baby 

bread: [ 1 image attached ]

the better hyun: as I have said before

the better hyun: it is not normal for someone to look that cute while holding a fucking horror movie mask

papi: I've come to accept that none of you are normal

papi: I think it’s best for your sanity to accept that too

moon scribblez: I'm so late but I'm also rolling on the floor with laughter

papi: can confirm he’s actually on the floor

papi: Kevin you give our center a bad name

moon scribblez: I deadass do not care

moon scribblez: you gave me ashley today so I'm giving you chaos

moon scribblez: suck it <3

angel: she can’t be that bad?????????

moon scribblez: Jacob I know you’re an angel

moon scribblez: but you don’t understand

angel: I guess I don’t :/

~

foodie: I'm going into a food coma!

foodie: don’t attempt to contact me for the next twenty four hours peace <3

sundae: we wouldn’t have in the first place

foodie: :(

angel: sunwoo don’t be mean :(

sundae: fine

sundae: sorry hak

foodie: :)

new kid: the power of one Jacob bae

starbucks tissues: he prevents wars with just his smile

bread: all hail the angel

the better jae: *bows*

angel: guys pls

moon scribblez: no they’re right

moon scribblez: he took me home last night when I was drunk off my ass

moon scribblez: a true angel

angel: guys pls I'm blushing :(

papi: can confirm ! I'm sitting next to him

papi: also he made me hangover soup so can confirm the angel bit too

professional rollerblader: honestly if Jacob wasn’t here we wouldn’t have survived last night

professional rollerblader: he de-escalated Mario kart

professional rollerblader: stayed sober

professional rollerblader: took people home

foodie: all hail Jacob bae

the better jae: I thought you were in a food coma?????

foodie: came back to pay my respects to our lord and savior Jacob bae

the better jae: ok valid

angel: g u y s

the better hyun: has this conversation just become an all hail Jacob bae conversation

moon scribblez: do you want to fucking argue about it

the better hyun: no on the contrary

the better hyun: I'm joining

the better hyun: alL HAIL JACOB BAE

papi: amen

moon scribblez: aMen

professional rollerblader: a fucking men

angel: I'm going to start crying guys pls

new kid: NO DON’T CRY

starbucks tissues: Jacob don’t cry :(((((((((

angel: you guys are so sweet I can’t not cry

papi: I'm hugging him now no more crying

the better jae: two bros, chillin in a hot tub

the better jae: no feet apart bc they’re secure in their masculinity and love each other very much <3

moon scribblez: FIVE FEET APART BC THEY’RE NOT GAY

moon scribblez: fuck

the better jae: YOU RUINED IT

the better jae: yOU BITCH

professional rollerblader: didn’t Jacob call us sweet like one minute ago?

new kid: well he’s an angel he sees the best in us

sundae: there’s no best in you bitch

new kid: oh fuck you

bread: great way to end the holiday season ig

[honeydvew]

i shld talk to u more often! how r u?

in pain (chronic lol) but im browsing amazon and that always makes me feel better so doin p okay :) how about you?

[readymades2002]

partiallystar replied to your post “scenemcbc: oh beaujes was bait after all huh ^_^ thanks very cool  ...”

omfg buzz i was STEAMING about it when i was watching it my twt feed was a MESS................... i dont have much to touch on that u havent already touched on here but god its the lesbophobia and racism and worst POSSIBLE way to say beau's moved on from those feelings (Which. Bullshit But Okay) in the world of it all

THERES LITERALLY SO MUCH and what’s frustrating is already seeing people having to go “well its their game they can do what they want i’m sad but fine with it ^_^” (bullshit it is a brand working on an amazon show and you know it, it stopped being a personal tabletop game ages ago, they know what they’re doing when they dangle bait) or “well im going to hope that this is a character thing and beau’s just lying because it doesn’t make sense otherwise” (which is right, it doesn’t make sense, but to do this you have to ignore cr’s entire history with hashtag Representation or even just with not caring abt romance being kind of forced--liam is pretty fucking bad at this lol--and all of the context, like what romances are being pushed and AGAIN the consistent mistreatment of beau pointing to Yes, It Doesn’t Make Sense, But It’s Happening Anyway) 

its just. everyone is grappling with it together in this single corner because time and time again its been proven that no one else is going to bother caring or is gonna treat it like a Ship War or whatever and its cr anyway and what was to be expected its just. SO disappointing! even ignoring all the baggage with saying beau was Just Lusting After Jester (an interpretation that beaujester fans have had to fight tooth and nail for MONTHS already) its SOOOOO...LIKE.......LIKE YOU SAID. BULLSHIT BUT OKAY if you don’t wanna rp this relationship anymore there are better ways to say it but you also STARTED with “yeah her feelings for jester are not comparable to anything she’s ever felt before”...that’s not in character that’s NOT drunken rp, that’s the statement on the character in the meta and if liam’s stupid fucking r*ylobait romance is treated as legit because he confirmed it on talks then why wouldn’t this be!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its. HM! there’s a lot of pieces at play! it seems pretty clear that things were discussed over the break, playlists were released (which i could continue to chew liam out about but i will withhold it for now), men decided to push romances and beau is expected to step back 

beaujes hasn’t really been valued as legitimate by anyone but fans of it, i don’t think! the extent of acknowledging it in canon was done in a convo between nott and beau, which ended up in...nott constantly pushing fjord and jester fhfsds beauyasha is very good but it also feels very...Designated. like we are just pairing the two gay women together and have been from the beginning, so we can check it off the list. theyre wonderful but seeing something being Built over time only to become a condemned building is very fucking frustrating! it was never going to happen, like vax and gilmore just Wasn’t Gonna Happen. its not...a surprise that it got walked back but it is genuinely upsetting to see it done like this lol 

[morganisboringg]

Omegle friendship story ;-;

Stranger: m

You: hiya

You: f

Stranger: bonjour

You: hola

Stranger: im 18 bitchh

You: im 14 hoeee

Stranger: shidddd

Stranger: 😂😂

You: yeah im a childdd

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: but im not a creepy guy so ur good 👌🏼

Stranger: hahaha

You: yeah ie had a 20 year old try to keep talking with me

You: and a 17 yr old ask if i have a nice ass XD ive delt with creepy guys XD

Stranger: hahaha dudes are horny

Stranger: used to be like that too but i realized its wrong

Stranger: so yeah just vibing rn

Stranger: 😤😤😤

You: yeah they are, i be vibin too im watching sky high B)

Stranger: lol

Stranger: im watching rick&morty

Stranger: im the ultimate virgin

You: lmaoooooo , i mean u have to also like game theory and film theory for that but ur close XD

Stranger: never heard of that

Stranger: 😂

You: theyre nerdy yt channels, they make theorys on games and films and shows and stuff

You: they have a bunch on rick and morty

Stranger: oh

Stranger: i watch some of those

Stranger: 😤😂

Stranger: im an ‘adult’ child

You: yeah i do too, i literally have their merch

Stranger: hahahaha

You: oh i hope to be an adult child bc gRosS adults

Stranger: yeah i dont wanna be an adult

You: me either, adults get stares when they only dress in hot topic clothes why would i want that

Stranger: hahahah yeah

Stranger: thats the reason i dont have a gf

Stranger: bc im too childish

You: well then u just havent found the right childish girl

Stranger: that is a fact

You: might i reccomend the single rider lines at like amusement parks XD

Stranger: hahaha why

You: ive seen plenty of dudes shoot there shot there bc the girls are by themselves then they get to ride a rollercoaster together

Stranger: hahah yeah thats fun

Stranger: maybe i wikk

Stranger: :)

You: yeah XD then if it works out a cute date at an amusement park!

Stranger: hahah yeah

Stranger: do u have a amusement park obsession

Stranger: lmaoo

You: uh- thats uniMPORTANTTT

Stranger: hahahhah

You: theres food and adreniline whats not to love!

Stranger: i love them too

Stranger: i once forced my cousin to ride the same coaster 12 times in a row

You: ive ridden king da ka the tallest rollercoaster in the world XD

Stranger: he puked after

You: lmaoooo sounds like smth id do

Stranger: hahaha

You: but then id just say again and go again XD

Stranger: hahahah same

Stranger: adter he threw up i went alone

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: dude i need some advice

You: sure

Stranger: my friends sister (shes 15) has a crush on me

Stranger: what do i do

You: oh shit uh- tell her shes too young

You: or like take her on a cute date but say its a friends date

You: thats a nice way to friend zone sm1

Stranger: yeah true

Stranger: its kinda weird

Stranger: my friend says he doesnt mind

Stranger: 😂

Stranger: but still wekrd

Stranger: weird

You: well thats uh getting to chris hansen levels so gotta shoot her down lmao

Stranger: yeah hahaha

You: but like yk when like a little sisters older siblings s/o would take them on a "date" to show them how to be treated u could do that- idk

Stranger: yeah idkk

Stranger: we shall see

You: we shall broski, just uh dont do anything that chris hansen would ask u to sit down with him over XD

Stranger: hahahah

Stranger: i have no idea who that is

Stranger: oh i looked it up

You: yeah XD

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: yeah like it is weird but not the age difference

Stranger: 3 years is not a lot

You: oh abt the friends sibling thing? XD

Stranger: ya

You: ik 3 years isnt alot in like the grand scheme of stuff but NOW 3 years is the difference between 6th graders and freshman and thats really weird

Stranger: yeah true true

You: and abt them being a friends sibling, um dont pull a kissing booth and be all dating behind everyones back- that movie was weird in general smh

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: yeah i wont

Stranger: his mom told me i would be a good son in law

You: LMAO too soon??

Stranger: 😂

Stranger: yeah right ilnow

You: 1) u arent even dating and 2) u think its weird

You: that would creep me tf out

Stranger: yeah but i dont really care

Stranger: i take it as a compliment

Stranger: it means im nice

You: yeah, im just a generally akward perso so XD

Stranger: hahahaha

You: but like uh if u dont wanna date a friends sibling dont, in most movies thats like number one best friend code no dating sibkings

Stranger: yeah i dont really care if my friend doesnt mins

Stranger: but i dont like her

Stranger: i like someone else

Stranger: and she doesnt like me back

Stranger: 🙃🙂

You: oh cool, aw that suckss u seem really chill and have a good personality so idk whats not to like thats prob my pansexual talking tho XD

Stranger: hahha

Stranger: ur attracted to pans?

Stranger: thanks lmao yeah idk

You: no i came out of the pantry smh

Stranger: 🤯🤯🤯🤯

You: common misconseption XD

Stranger: yeah shes my girl best friend

Stranger: so thats why she doesnt like me

Stranger: but maybe some daaaaaayv

You: oooo thats a hard place to get out of the f r i e n d z o n e

Stranger: ivee been tryyiiiiiiiing

Stranger: to make u love meeee

Stranger: but everything i try

You: *blasts u belong with me by taylor swift on a boombox* now go stand outside her window

Stranger: just takes you further from me

You: XD

Stranger: ghost town by kanye west is such a good song

You: oh i dont think ive listened to it lmao too much emo music and musicals

Stranger: you like kid cudi

You: who..? ugh i feel stupid not knowing stuff

Stranger: ur too young

Stranger: hes a legend

Stranger: makes good music u should listen to him

Stranger: kind of drug/depresion related

You: oh okay, that sounds like smth id listen too XD

Stranger: listen to love. by him on youtube or soundcloud

Stranger: it isnt on spotify

You: oh okay, i use amazon music like a loser XD

Stranger: oh

Stranger: yeah its only on yt or soundcloud lmao

Stranger: hahah doesnt matter right

You: yeah lmao

You: u wanna be friends? its ok to say no cause im 14 XD

You: im morgan btw whats ur name?

Stranger: hahaha aw thats a nice thing to ask

Stranger: but i just came on here to twlk to random people :( sorry

You: im not good at the whole "making friends" thing so idk what to do but ask lmao

Stranger: my name is julian

You: oh okay

Stranger: im sure u will make friends some day

You: OMG ofc its julian- i meet guys with m names or julius/julians never anything else

Stranger: hahaha what do y mean

You: i mean in the past week ive met a mike, mikey, and a mick then ive met like 4 julius' and 2 julians

Stranger: ahhaha wow

Stranger: thats funny

You: i swear idk what is up but smth is

You: my fbi agent is on smth ig

Stranger: hahahhahaha

Stranger: tryna set u up

You: yeah they want either an m&m or m j XD just m&ms or michael jackson IDFK XD

Stranger: haahahah

Stranger: so when did u find out u were pan sexual

You: uh when i was 11 i thinkk

Stranger: wow

Stranger: when i was 11 i was eating boogers out of my nose

You: yeah i knew i wasnt straight since like pre school girls are just too cute lmao

You: lmao thanks for sharing

Stranger: that is a facr

Stranger: women are cute

You: yeah they are XD

Stranger: hahaha

You: ummm idk what to talk abt now lol

Stranger: yeah me too lol

You: uh do u like heathers? like the movie or the musical

Stranger: never heard of it

You: REALLY??

You: my friends saying to skip u smh but i wouldnt dare

Stranger: what do u mean hahah

You: heathers is like a cult classic 80s movie like breakfast club or 16 candles or the outsiders

Stranger: ohh ok hahah

Stranger: i dont watch a lit of old movies

You: u know what those are right? especially the outsiders?

Stranger: only fiction

Stranger: never heard of them

You: U HAVENT???

You: OMG I SWEARR IF I KNEW U IRL ID LIKE FORCE U TO WATCH IT ITS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD MMMMMMm

Stranger: whats sliced bread

Stranger: 😂😂😂😂

Stranger: i swear i dont watch movies

You: like a loaf of bread XD its an expression

Stranger: oh lolllll

You: but like look up dallas winston MMMMM I LOVE THAT MAN

Stranger: hahah ok

Stranger: this was a fun talk dude hahah

Stranger: i ahve to go eat rn

You: okay byee nice talk too bad we cant be friends i wish u luck <3

Stranger: were kind of stranger friends

Stranger: so count me as a friend

Stranger: :S

You: okay too bad after this we'll never talk again

You: S?

Stranger: idk lmao

Stranger: yeah but thats life

Stranger: byeee 😘

You: yeah it is byeeee

Stranger has disconnected.

[celeryjiaozi]

havent cried today so far, hope i dont jinx myself!! graduation went well, got to introduce my dad to the chinese dpt and don n my dad really hit it off talking abt the cultural revolution and post-reform china LOL — turns out they were both in beijing in the 1980s, HOW CRAZY is it that my elderly classical chinese professor and my own father were in the same city, same district even! at the same time.

then at the modern languages drinks reception later, don found me n said (in chinese hahaha), “i read ur diss, it was really good. i just wanted to tell u that if u ever want to do a phd, 完全可以 (u totally can)” and i almost started cryin again. i didnt even think ppl other than my supervisor and the external examiner would read it. but im glad he did. to be honest after id finished writin it i was pretty disappointed in it n never wanted to look at it again. but im thankful it turned out okay.

then my fav prettie translation prof asked me what my plans were n i told her, i signed a corporate contract for a couple yrs we’ll see how it goes but deep down i still wanna do grad school. and she was so encouraging of it and told me “u would do well as a consecutive interpreter!” and i got emo again. rememebr that was my dream going into this yr, n then i got scared bc risk and money n settled for something for financially stable. was it the right decision? i guess there isnt one. i guess i also must keep reminding myself im not tied down to any firm or job or place.

im at the train stn now with my dad, all our bags in front of us. my department called me an hour ago and the lady began with “the board of examiners ummm” and i FREAKED out i was like wow shes gonna tell me my marks r a fluke and im actually graduating with a 2:2 or sth. but then she was like ur average mark was the highest in our department so the board of examiners has rec’d u for this award, can u come pick up a £100 amazon gift card” n i was like (longest sigh of relief of my life). u know what, i still feel very alone here, the worst kind of alone, but like 18yo me did as long as i keep myself busy, i think, i know, i will be okay.

[tenacious-scripturient]

a run-down of / my thoughts on the novel ‘trade secrets’

so! i’ve recently finished this beautifully written novel by @bettsican​, and am anxiously anticipating for the second book in the trilogy! (seriously, give it a read. it’s a great lgbtq+ thriller and mystery story, i promise you’ll love it!! you can find trade secrets in many places, including amazon, where it’s only $6)

as i was reading it, i noted down all the thoughts i had. it was fun, interesting, and kept me on the edge of my seat!

oh, and spoiler warning, of course.

Chapter One

okay. this is interesting. why are they in paris? or rather, why are they NOT in paris?

2080. damn.

who is cooper hall and why is he important i want to knowwwwwwww

Chapter Two

HOLY FUCK

CHAPTER ONE WAS A PROLOGUE

OKAY IF I DIDNT NEED TO BEFORE I HAVE TO READ IT NOW

-ahem- anyway

nate literally everything you think of has to relate to smoking, doesnt it?

clyde you absolutely bitch raccoon

im sort of piecing together what’s happening here? either way this is a SUPER interesting concept.

i love the idea of every word being important

nate look at you being a nice guy. testing the CAPS before giving them to ur clients

or maybe it’s just good business

but whatever

okay, so credits are money in this world. but how do people get them? obviously there’s what nate’s doing but what’s the legal way to get them? ill probably find out soon

if it wasnt explicitly said by betty that nate ends up with another guy (i forget his name. cooper?) i would have thought audry was the romantic interest

audry you loving caring hypocrite

i feel like she’s gonna be one of my favourite characters

who is this young man that dares disturb nate’s slumber

cooper? cooper.

Chapter Three

nate get up

u turtle get up and hurry down the stairs

or—okay you can fall into that drywall that works too

ohhhhh so nate is a detective. that’s interesting

i also love this idea of keeping secrets (haha trade secrets)

dude are you sure that your embarrassing entrance wasn’t the ONLY reason you blushed? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HEIG—

nate ur spending an awful lot of time looking at his features you funky little bisexual

oh damn ur smarter than u seem, just watching him take a single breath and you’re already making connections. i guess that’s why he’s a detective

im gonna assume this is cooper, even tho it never explicitly says so

i feel like we aren’t gonna get his name for a while, bc clients and whatnot and not getting attached

Chapter Four

NATE WEARS GLASSES???????

that’s kind of cute

im lowkey gay rn

anyway

NATE CALLED HIM SWEET-FACED AND PRETTY-FACED O K A Y

oh he has curly brown hair

and oh the glasses aren’t real glasses. oh. the use is actually pretty cool!

so from what im gathering civilians are people who don’t live in sanctuaries, and lemnis are people who do?

cooper sweetie why do u need so much money what have u done

nate’s pretty clever

HAH I WAS RIGHT WE AREN’T GONNA GET HIS NAME FOR A WHILE

well that’s that i guess

Chapter Five

he’s so timid awh

hehe he’s on nate’s bed

sorry

goddammit man calm down or else you’re gonna get everyone in a 5-mile radius around you arrested

wait…. zero-credit balance?? didn’t he just have a few hundred thousand credits???

OH THIS IS A FAKE PROFILE HE MADE

so cooper isn’t his real name either

oh

Chapter Six

oh we’re back to 2080

oh they’re back in the apartment??

it was obvious before but at this point it’s confirmed that they’re going to be doing some travelling together or something

Chapter Seven

this is getting really interesting i dont wanna stop reading and type everything that comes to mind

these are gonna be shorter now hehe

“i’d been a petri dish of mixed emotions and wild chemical changes for half the day” I LOVE THAT METAPHOR LMFAO

what happened with nate’s mom

i want to know

my prediction: she wanted him to either change up or completely remove the chip bc she did something horrible? or maybe she just wanted to leave idk im bad at predictions

either way it said she was crazy

o h

that’s why he’s terrified of cutting the chip

poor nate

Chapter Eight

oh this is strangely intimate

very intimate

i feel that, because cooper has such high pain tolerance (or doesn’t show pain), he has some backstory for it

Chapter Nine

lmao nate just went off didnt he

THEIR FLIRTING IS CUTE FHJKJDLSKAJDKLSJAK

also is being lgbtq+ widely accepted as the norm in this setting? bc nate considered cooper to be flirting with him

ughhhh it’s so good so far, from the character interactions to the suspense, especially in this chapter

Chapter Ten

rude cooper is rude, rude nate is even more rude

F E D O R A

“coop”

Chapter Eleven

aw i love jimmy already—

WHAT THE FUCK COOPER

EXCUSE ME

JIMMY

WHAT

HOW COULD YOU

goddammit

what the fuck is cooper hiding

cooper oh my god

you

you’re playing a dangerous game, mate

are you really that heartless

“deceptively innocent eyes” you got that right

this chapter hurted

thanks a lot jess

Chapter Twelve

“like a weeping wound on the canvas of my home” this has got to be one of my favourite similes ever omg

the way nate’s describing cooper makes my heart hurt awh

i feel like butterflies have some sort of symbolism

maybe being ugly on the outside and beautiful on the inside, or vice versa? the vice versa was basically cooper lol

aye we finally get to meet audry!!

PEANUT BUTTER AND TRICYCLE I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT

i love audry omg

IT’S NATE’S BIRTHDAY?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA SMOKEY CONMAN

“bright eyes” is the cutest nickname ever

Chapter Thirteen

oh we’re back to 2080

wait what they’re trapped together

is this story gonna have a sad ending

please no

Chapter Fourteen

OH IT’S THE LINE ON THE COVER

i like that

nate’s back to where he left cooper

also if it wasn’t obvious before, it’s definitely obvious now that nate and cooper or gonna find each other again. hm. not sure how i feel about that

kind of pissed at cooper but also we need him for the story to progress

O H

COOPER IM ONLY KIND OF PISSED AT YOU NOW

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

NATE IVE SAID IT BEFORE BUT YOU’RE PRETTY CLEVER

also who is ‘her’?

COOPER WANTS TO BECOME A?? LEMNIS?? GODDAMMIT MAN

I CAN FEEL THE PRESSURE RISING

nate’s in danger

wow this chapter is

a lot

i need a break

-cue a break-

Chapter Fifteen

i’m back

eisley is a cool last name

oh wait so even people outside of sanctuaries can become a lemniscate

i’m still not 100% sure what a lemniscate is

it’s so ironic elijah’s last name is king, but i assume you did that on purpose. i also like the slight nod to royalty by his first name

OH

COOPER’S BACK

why hello there

Chapter Sixteen

they’re

competing

to become a lemniscate

and one of them dies

do they fight back?? is that why they end up in prison??? so many thoughts are going through my head right now

nate, your fantasy about becoming a lemniscate is surprisingly dark. i’m totally down for it

Chapter Seventeen

oh wait so joshua is cooper’s blackmailer?? Interesting that it’s a lemniscate

i keep forgetting nate is wearing glasses

cooper, my dude, calm the fuck down. you’re gonna get yourself and nate killed

it’s the return of soft™ nate

Chapter Eighteen

oh there’s another one

oh this is very ominous i don’t like

Chapter Nineteen – Twenty-One

okay i was eating while i read so i couldn’t type here but just know that these chapters were really really good

Chapter Twenty-Two

wait fuck what’s happening this is all happening so fast

cooper brought out his gun,,,, it’s aimed at ivonne,,,,,,, they’re walking,,,

OH IT WAS A FAKE KIDNAPPING

nice

i like ivonne a lot

Chapter Twenty-Three

the entire story just changed course

this isn’t just about cooper and nate anymore, it’s about a corrupt government

NATE AND COOPER ARE HOLDING HANDS AS THEY RUN THROUGH THE BARRIER THAT’S SO ROMANTIC

also the line “only the dead are ever truly free” is beautiful

THAT’S WHERE PARIS COMES IN

THEY ALL GO TO FRANCE DON’T THEY

I’m so curious to find out where this story is going

Chapter Twenty-Four

this is doin me a confusion

but tbh these hints/ visions of the future, if you could call them that, are giving just enough information to keep me super interested. props to you

Chapter Twenty-Five

AUDRY STOP TEASING NATE

just joking keep doing it, this might actually get their relationship somewhere

ivonne is definitely my favourite character so far. she reminds a little of melia from xenoblade chronicles, in that they’re both ‘royalty’ that rebel. also they’re badass and smart

oh fuck the brother is here

okay thank god he’s not an asshole

oh god things are happening again

Chapter Twenty-Six

nate stop ogling at cooper when you’re in a life-or-death situation

holy shit the lemniscate are messed up

this crew is pretty great, it sucks that it’s almost the end of the book

WAIT I FORGOT THERE’S A SECOND COMING SOON HECK YEAH

anyway

YES COOPER PULL THROUGH

awwww yiss

Chapter Twenty-Seven

oh

oh

O H

oh my god i ship them so hard

THEY KISSED

THIS IS SO STEAMY

this chapter was art thank you so much for this

Chapter Twenty-Eight

AHAHAH AUDRY

once again, i’d like to state how much i love her

oh the tension just grew twentyfold

this is… great

oh god nate what are you planning, you just got together with cooper and now you want to leave him?

Chapter Twenty-Nine

what’s with all the dancing?

Chapter Thirty

oh god the description

so he’s going around and giving people credits, all the while confessing things that would help the lemniscate track him down. i assume this means he’s going to die, but why?

just what are you planning?

oh we’re back to clyde, the guy who started it all. it feels full circle

Chapter Thirty-One

OH

HE’S MAKING HIS CHIP SHOW THAT HE’S DEAD

that’s much smarter

FUCK

NATE YOU IDIOT—COOPER’S REAL NAME

SHIT NOW KING IS HERE

everything’s going downhill now isn’t it

Chapter Thirty-Two

wait that took an even darker turn

there’s so much happening right now i can’thandlethis

cooper and nate are couple goals

Chapter Thirty-Three

king isn’t as horrible as i thought

still horrible, but not a monster

NEVER MIND YOU’RE A FUCKING MONSTER WHAT IS THIS BS

cooper

actually

shot

nate

Chapter Thirty-Four

OH MY GOD

WHAT

THIS IS HOW YOU END IT

I CAN’T

HOW DARE YOU

NO

NO

NO

NO

i need the next book

like right now

what the hell

Final Thoughts

okay so this book was SO good, and so well written. like damn

aside from that horrible ending how could you do this to me

i’m joking, it was an incredible and emotional ending, i loved it and hated it at the same time

it very rarely felt static, and especially in the first half, there was a good mix of action and backstory/description. it was never boring

the story is just,,, so unique. i seriously haven’t read anything like it, EVER

the world-building?? Is?? so vast?? and insane??

the increasing tension and speed as the story progressed is perfect, i felt my heart beating faster the more i read

anyway that’s all from me

this book was amazing i cannot wait for the next

[booabug]

frozer liveblog

what is this the future of amazon delivery just like my fanfictions omg adrien having marinette-vision lmao kick his ass kagami i mean i feel bad  for you son but a   aa aaaa aaaaa this got too real for me noo that suit tho oho? adrien... she JUST said it's not technique you need a laser pointer to show u the right target or what jesus boy LMFAO it would have been hilarious for him to ask Nathalie tho JUST LIKE MY FANFICTIONS r i p THE OJOU-SAMA LAUGH tfw you're way too nice for your own good and wingman your own crush GIRL SQUAD! GIRL SQUAD! GIRL SQUAD!!! [chanting] marinette you're the sweetest i crey "there's everything between you ACTUALLY" mylene's delivery is perfect i love uh oh girl squad #discourse oh this is nice music OH LUKA U SMOOTH PIECE OF SHIT nice NICE LMAO he's a good boi Gorilla: well ur dad terrifies me and controls my salary + job security but yeah alright glhf stay hydrated adrien has no sense of subtext at all lmao oh my gOD he's awkward LUKA'S A GOOD BOI lol smooth KAGAMI CALLING UR BULLSHIT OUT lmao this sequence w mari and luka its great me, constantly: oh kagami how very ladybug of y- oh luka how very chat noir of you lol if they got there at the same time it means luka: [glides over from not even centre ice] adrien: [POWER SKATES FROM THE OPPOSITE END OF THE RINK] fuck yeah kagami that hesitation in saying n-no, ssshe's just- a friend okay buddy TIKKI CAUGHT THE MAGICARON FROM THE AIR LIKE A DOG + FRISBEE STALACTIKKI OMG YES THAT PUN PLAGGLACIER YES WE GET TO SEE THE CHAT TRANSF OHHHHH MY GOD CHAT YOU FJFUCFUKFABULOUS I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING bless snow miser nooooooo ugh adrien istg not this shit again i cant believe youre glaciatoring me rn same ladybug same lol got over it fast huh chat 'its not like we're a couple' 'heck i change my mind' a bag of salt huh why didn't you just yeet chat again I love them doing sequences like this where the animators were just obv having a blast SELFIEclysm [smooch] kagami knows what she's about luka ur such a sweetie pie lmao this fakeout AND the marinette/chat vision again marinette pls pls help my girl she's a disaster (i can’t help her im too much of a disaster so pls someone else pls)

[bigskydreaming]

princeescaluswords replied to your post:

Alex Summers, after the most recent of 128979889...

Why don’t you write Marvel? You couldn’t possibly do any worse and I could use the laughs!

Lol, its a nice dream, but realistically I don’t think there’s any universe in which Marvel would ever let me write the X-Men. 

Like, my very first story would probably have Bobby refreezing the Arctic while Storm heads up a team of elementals to combat climate change. And then a Republican senator and a Democrat senator would go on TV and make a bipartisan show of expressing their gratitude towards mutants for helping save the planet and this is the real future of humanity, this is them all building a world where they can live side by side in a mutually beneficial -

And then the broadcast would cut off because Cypher just hacked every satellite worldwide and said “all your binary codes belong to me now, resistance is futile, blah blah” before turning the camera to Sunspot who’s all decked out in his snazziest suit and dressed to the nines. Roberto yawns and flips the whole world off and says “LOL fuck you, the X-Men are done with respectability politics, we took a vote and our democratic process actually works, we don’t have a fucking electoral college. We only saved the planet because it happens to be the planet we live on, dipshits, nobody did it for you, you’re still cordially invited to go extinct. Or you can play nice and try getting along with the rest of us for a change but good luck trying to make Sentinels happen again, lmao, funding’s gonna be an issue for you pretty soon I think.”

He turns off the camera and goes back to planning his and Sam’s wedding, because look, I have my priorities, okay.

Then Mystique unleashes her new Fellowship of Evil (Same Name, But This Time Its Evil as in STFU, Its Ironic U Assholes) Mutants that she’s been recruiting from the ranks of the young and disenchanted. Overnight, the market is flooded with gold and gems transmuted from ordinary materials by mutant powers, as well as a bunch of shit ‘liberated’ from the coffers of the 1% via her Fellowship’s alliance with her son-in-law’s Thieves’ Guild. Value plummets instantly, and then technopaths join in the fun, crashing every banking system worldwide.

“Whoopsie, I broke capitalism, money’s worthless now, vive la revolution, everyone eat some fucking cake,” Raven sing-songs merrily from the chaise she’s lounging on while eating grapes. The city outside her window is burning. Meanwhile, a fiddler is playing nearby. She calls him Nero, because Aesthetic.

“Oh relax,” she rolls her eyes when Remy attempts to frown at her disapprovingly. “I had my teleporters evacuate the city before I set it on fire. I’m not a heartless monster, you know.”

“You mean you didn’t want to spend the next ten years dealing with your children yelling at you about innocent civilians and how could you,” Remy says dryly.

Mystique just shrugs and eats some more grapes. “Or that.”

Far-right dominated police forces and white supremacist militia groups attempt to forcibly establish martial law, except mostly they’re just standing around clutching their heads and trying to cope with the mother of all migraines as a gestalt of telepathic minds headed up by a Cerebro-powered octet of Jean, Emma, Betsy, Rachel, Quentin, and the Stepford Cuckoos psychically screams FAKE NEWS!!! into their brains every time their CO’s attempt to bark out new orders.

“Best school project ever,” Quire shouts. Emma smirks.

“Extra credit to the first person to psychically leak the full extent of just how extensively governments have invaded their citizens’ privacy with surveillance extremism in the name of national security.”

Jean attempts a half second of chastisement, but with them all linked this closely, there’s really no way to hide that she’s mostly just amused. Oh no, she and Emma are seeing eye to eye on something and there are witnesses and everything. The revolution was a mistake.

Atlanteans and mutant hydrokinetics team up to shove the worst oil and toxic waste and trash spills up onto the shores of every beach marked ‘privately owned’. The mile-wide ‘island’ of plastic debris that formerly sat in the middle of the Pacific is now parked off the coast of Malibu.

There’s a twenty foot demon from Limbo sitting in the Oval Office. It burps. Illyana beams and boops its nose. “Good boy.” It wags its tail and breaks the Oval Office.

Kitty and Kurt direct teams of similarly powered mutants in raiding the top secret R&D facilities of major pharmaceutical companies for all their research on diseases that never made it to mass production because they decided those treatments or cures wouldn’t be profitable in the long run because healthy people don’t need to spend a ton of money on medical care. Teams of healers are standing by to vet the viability of various research, while Hank, Cece and other mutant geniuses are already working on filling in the gaps on all the projects that were shutdown and Forge, Madison Jeffries and tech-based geniuses are converting existing infrastructure into the necessary machinery to take over mass production of these drugs, prosthetics, and sweatshop labor in general.

Speedsters and teleporters are redistributing food and stocking up the millions of properties worldwide that have just been sitting there empty for god knows how long, useless. Colossus is standing in the smashed remains of a mansion with his arms crossed sternly while a man who is definitely not meant to resemble the CEOs of either Tesla or Amazon or look like some kind of Musky Bozo hybrid cowers on the floor.

“You are a very stupid man,” Colossus says. “Why are you wasting billions funding research into space travel when there are aliens with a strong grasp of the technology in the ships that brought them here on every superhero team on Earth? You could have easily provided the Earth with working and widely accessible space travel by now if you weren’t so miserly.”

“Yeah,” Juggernaut says behind him, scratching his head. “Aliens have been coming and going from this planet for like fifty years. There are tons of fancy spaceships anyone could’ve just reverse engineered and mass produced by now. How come nobody’s ever done that and we’re all just acting like space travel is some far-off dream when everyone we know’s been to space like at least ten times?”

“Stupid people,” Colossus rumbles again. Musky Bozo wets himself and Piotr sighs and shakes his head. He didn’t even touch him.

Cyclops and Wolverine and their teams of bruisers are already done with the ICE facilities and have progressed to busting open prisons and liberating all nonviolent offenders. They inform everyone else that they can appeal to a panel of telepaths to read their minds and see for themselves that they’re innocent.

“Guilt determined by mind-reading?” Someone asks. “Lots of potential for sketchiness there.”

“Absolutely,” Scott says. “Which is why laws about boundaries and oversight have to be established. For now, its a volunteer basis only. Nobody has to get their mind read, but its an option available in the meanwhile as we sort out a better system for determining who’s been imprisoned for crimes of premeditated malice and abuse and who’s just been railroaded by an unjust and biased system.”

“So this is your new utopia, huh?” Sneers the prison warden, from the floor where he’s on his ass with a busted face because, idk, Reasons.

Scott just shakes his head. “No. It’s merely a start.”

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, but if its broke and you wanna fix it, you gotta start somewhere,” Logan says gruffly. “Shit was broke. This is ‘starting somewhere.’”

He and Scott share a very Passionate look of camaraderie. Rogue sighs loudly.

“Just fuck already, jfc.”

Logan grunts. He already offered, but apparently all Personal Business must wait until after the Revolution was over, because a Scott Summers who put himself first was very clearly an impostor, so its not like Logan could even fucking get mad considering Scott putting in a pin in sucking each other’s faces after their We Were Both Dead But Now We’re Not and Also What the Fuck Was Up With Us For the Five Whole Years Before That reunion was what confirmed that it was definitely the Real Scott’s tongue in his mouth.

“Alright, let’s move it people,” Logan barks, clapping his hands. “There’s three more joints to hit before sundown. We got a timetable here.”

Jubilee squints at him suspiciously. “Since when are you efficient?”

“Mind your own fucking business.”

At no point does anyone suggest they erase the most sacred sites of all the world’s major religions and call them all fake or randomly resurrect a bunch of dinosaurs and release them on unsuspecting and innocent populations, because those are terrible ideas and make no sense and just because they’re stinkin’ commies now doesn’t mean they’re fucking morons.

Also, nobody grows a ridiculous beard or stops using shampoo or starts wearing flip flops or robes, because apparently those are not actually essential components of being a stinkin’ commie or even just a garden variety peace-aspiring socialist. They checked. Extensively. It was almost a dealbreaker. Emma, Monet and Roberto all threatened to side with the Capitalist Pigs if that was not thoroughly clarified before proceeding any further.

Thus ends my first issue. I email Marvel the script. They email it back, almost entirely redacted in red, with the note “This isn’t quite what we were looking for. Do you have anything about a new cure for mutants, maybe?”

I email them back: LOL NO. MAGNETO WAS RIGHT.

I am promptly fired.

I go back to ranting about how Marvel sucks on the internet.

[tobesobri]

WHAT R U WATCHING AFTER ON ive been trying to find it

i just rented it off amazon prime, it’s an okay price ($3.99 usd) because i couldn’t find a decent quality version online. i usually rent movies from there if i cant find anything elsewhere for free, it’s like my last resort lol

[m0rgansux]

Last thing you and your boyfriend/girlfriend talked about? Alcohol l o l

Interested in anyone at the moment? Ya I think so 

Are you in a good mood right now? I’m tipsy and talking to a boy that likes me so I’m p good 

Who was the last person you spoke on the phone for over an hour? Jfc who knows probably Zac tbh 

If you were upset, who’s the first girl you would go to? Katelyn 

Do you need to say anything to someone? Nah

Who is the last person that called you? My mom

What made you sad today? I got sad when I fucked s/t up with a boy but he was v nice about it 

Are you available? No :----)

Have you ever been a gymnast or a cheerleader? No r u kidding me 

Ditched school to do something more fun? Ya!!!!!! We got wings!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you take compliments well? No I do not 

Has a boy/girl ever called you babe/baby? Ya I don’t think I like it 

Will you be in a relationship in four months? That’d be nice 

Do you like to make the first move? NO I DO NOT I CANT EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT 

Are you easily confused? I’m always confused 

Do you hate it when people smoke around you? Nah idc 

Do you like to take walks? I think so 

Will your next kiss be a mistake? No

Have you ever kissed on a boat? No

Where is the shirt you are wearing from? I got it from Amazon 

Do you have to check in with your parents before you go some place? Nah I mean I might let them know but I’m not asking 

What bed did you sleep in last night? Mine 

Would you rather have big or small dogs? Big 

Do you mind being cold? No I like being cold so I can have heated blankets and cuddles 

Do you trust all of your friends? No :)

Are you afraid of falling in love? Ya :)

Have you held hands with anybody in the past week? Ya believe it or not wtf 

Biggest annoyance in your life right now? Anxiety 

What was the last thing you cried about? I almost cried when I got super anxious earlier 

Do you know anyone that smokes pot? Ya me 

Do you smoke weed? Ya

Is there someone you want to fight? Nah idc enough 

How are your siblings? My brother is doing well and I’m p sure my sister is in the middle of a breakdown

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize? No :)

Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest/fastest for? No 

Have you ever made out with someone younger then you? Ya 

What’s with you and the last person you kissed? I think we’re together 

Do you want kids? Absolutely not LOL

Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? No

Did you go out or stay in last night? Stayed in bc that’s what I do 

Who was the last person to give you a ride somewhere? My mom

What’s something you really want right now, be honest? Can I be gay and say cuddles 

Do you like to text or call more? Text 

Could you forgive your best friend for sleeping with your bf/gf? No??? Wtf???

Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober believe it or not wtf????

Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself? No but I always do

[emilyjunk]

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 R u l e s : answer the questions - not restricted to one fandom. tag as many people as you’d like afterwards.

first ever fandom? well harry potter but i didnt know what fandom or anything was so probably just glee lmao first ever ship? quick (quinn/puck) first death that made you cry/upset? uh sirius i guess? but i havent ever really felt sincere hardcore grief over a character until lexa

OTP? hmm brittana, clexa, jake/amy, OH bechloe wow wtf i almost forgot them omg lmaoooo 

NOTP? b*wson from pitch

least favourite fictional character? uh... well. there are characters whose actions i dont like obviously but in the sense of being a character i like most characters. i guess... finn hudson? but he was okay sometimes

5 favourite female fictional characters?

sarah manning

clarke griffin

emily junk

ginny weasley

kate bishop

5 favourite male fictional characters?

anakin skywalker + darth vader

jake peralta

john reese

ron weasley

ben wyatt

5 favourite actors/actresses?

tatiana maslany

natalie portman

charlize theron

hailee steinfeld

gina rodriguez

6 favourite characters who died/left the show?

lexa

marissa cooper

lexie fucking grey and mark goddamn sloan

naomi campbell

lincoln

paul dierden

CHARLIE SKINNER IM ekgnrwjh

anya

michael cordero

poussey washington

ROOT BITCH and joss CARTER!!!!!!!! im cry

3 favourite characters from shows you stopped watching?

clarke, raven, octavia

jane villanueva, petra solano

meredith grey, alex karev

brooke davis

3 favourite characters from shows that have ended?

everyone on person of interest

every lady on glee

core four from the oc i love all my babies

literally EVERY character on the newsroom. except jerry dantana. FUCK U jerry dantana

also everyone on community

and parks and rec

FUCK im cry

OH EVERY LADY ON GOOD GIRLS REVOLT EFF U AMAZON!!!

2 favourite shows you started in the last year?

steven universe

sweet/vicious (honestly PLEASE watch this show!!!!!!!!!!)

unreal

you me her (i suppose it’s been a little over a year)

you’re the worst

grace and frankie

pitch

this is us

timeless

the mick

wynonna earp lol

favourite tv show:orphan black, steven universe, the newsroom, sense8, glee :/, grace and frankie, community, b99, iasip, sweet/vicious, renn ;)

tv show you want to watch:  i literally just started twin peaks only 1 ep in so i wanna watch that, crazy ex-gf, gravity falls lol, blackish, humans, superstore, powerless

tagging: uhhh ?? im blanking fuck lmao k @becasboobs @becamitchill @aca-trash @emily-junks @amanaryouserious @drivingmradam @crazypitches

[stormysurveys]

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A How artistic are you? + -- I draw things.

Do you want to go to Africa? + -- Sure.

AC/DC or Aerosmith? + -- I like both. D:

Do you know what Armenia is? + -- Ye.

B What’s your beer of choice (if any)? + -- I'm not into beer.

Do you know the title of Buffalo Springfield’s one-hit wonder? + -- .... No.

Do you have a brother? (Do you like it that way?) + -- No.

Which bank do you use? + -- M&T

C Which comedian do you most enjoy? + -- A few. Jim Gaffigan is one.

Would you ever live in California? + -- I'd visit but I don't know if I want to live there.

Is it possible/likely that you’ll become a cat lady? + -- Yes. Lol.

How many different countries have visited? + -- Haven't.

D Do you believe there’s a devil? + -- No.

Does eating dessert often make you feel guilty? + -- No.

Can you legally drive? + -- Yes.

What have you been diagnosed with (if you don’t mind sharing)? + -- Nothing.

E How often do you drink energy drinks? + -- Not often.

Where did you live when you were 11 years old? + -- Georgia.

Do you like the actor who played Edward Scissorhands in that movie? + -- I guess so.

Have you ever felt an earthquake? + -- Yes.

F When was the last time you saw your father one-on-one? + -- 2011.

Do you think French is the most beautiful language? + -- No. It's nice but not my favorite.

Is Friday your favorite day of the week? + -- No.

Have you listened to Jimi’s song ‘Fire?’ + -- Yes.

G Do you have real gold jewelry? + -- No.

How often do you watch ‘Gossip Girl’? + -- I don't.

Is Google your homepage? + -- Yes.

Do you like Geico’s commercials? + -- Eh.

H When did you last feel happy? + -- Not sure.

Do you prefer Hollister, Hot Topic, or H&M? + -- Hot Topic. I can unleash my inner mall goth.

Did you dress up last Halloween? + -- Wasn't able.

Would you voluntarily watch the History Channel? + -- I LOVED that channel! :D I watched History and the Travel Channel, along with Discovery and whatnot.

I Have you ever been on an island? + -- Yes.

Would you be able to locate Indonesia on a globe? + -- Yes.

Do you know if Iceland or Greenland has more ice? + -- Greenland.

Did you watch the last presidential inauguration? + -- No.

J Do you enjoy jogging? + -- It's boring.

On which instrument could you most easily play ‘Jingle Bells’? + -- Piano or guitar.

How much do you know about John Lennon? + -- Not much.

Do you know how Jell-O is made? + -- Basically.

K Have you tried Krispy Kreme doughnuts? (Was it love at first bite?) + -- They're okay but I don't eat them.

Are you very afraid of North Korea? + -- Cautious.

How many pairs of khaki pants do you own? + -- None.

Have you ever been a fan of the Killers? + -- They have decent music.

L Does it bother you when couples are lovey-dovey in public? + -- Whatever man. I just don't pay attention.

Do you have your own lighter (why or why not)? + -- Yes, because I have candles.

In how many languages (besides English) can you count to 100? + -- I can't.

What’s your favorite lollipop flavor? + -- Eh.

M Do you believe in miracles (why or why not)? + -- Kind of.

What do you think of shows like Maury and Jerry Springer? + -- I watched them as a kid for the shock value. Now I just roll my eyes.

Do you care that Mars (the candy co.) uses deadly animal testing? + -- I already know.

How did you form your opinion of marijuana? + -- It didn't interest me.

N How often do you sleep naked? + -- Rarely. I'm prefer at least having underwear on.

Do you actually check the Nutrition Facts before eating something? + -- Yes, so I can avoid dairy.

Who is your favorite musical artist/band beginning with ‘N’? + -- Hmmmm uhhh NF?

How nerdy are you (in what ways)? + -- I dunno. I take special interest in various things like roleplaying and anime hahaha.

O What do you think about olives? + -- Disgusting.

Are you much of an outdoorsy person? + -- God I want to go camping so bad. ):

How big of an Oprah fan are you? + -- Not really interested in her content.

How often do you shop online? + -- Now and then.

P Are you looking forward to your prom? If you already went, how was it? + -- I didn't go to my prom. I stayed home and played video games. P:

How are your local policemen? + -- I don't know if I've ever talked to one to be honest. I'm sure my father-in-law knows most of them haha.

What is your ideal PB&J sandwich like? + -- Uhm. I guess a basic sandwich with grape jelly.

What do you think of the movie ‘Pineapple Express’? + -- Eh. Q How true is the saying, ‘quitters never win and winners never quit’? + -- Depends on the situation, but yes, generally.

Do you prefer Quiznos or Subway and why? + -- I grew up with Quiznos but there's only Subway here.

Have you learned the quadratic formula yet? (Do you remember it?) + -- ... I hate that I still remember it. Fml.

What is the one question you most want to ask someone and who? + -- /shrug

R How many rooms are in your home? + -- Six.

Do you like raspberries? + -- The scent and the flavor in pies. But I wouldn't just eat a raspberry? SEEDS

What’s one of your best memories from during a rain storm? + -- A hurricane came through and I went outside when the winds were whipping like crazy and leaves were flying everywhere and I danced because I'm an idiot. :D

Have you actually read Shakespeare’s ‘Romeo & Juliet’? + -- Yes. It's a shitty love story and I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S SO ADMIRED.

S Do you know any Sign Language? + -- Alphabet.

What is your sleeping schedule generally like? + -- I wake up at 3am on workdays, and I usually fall asleep by 10pm.

How well do you sing? + -- Poorly.

How often do you listen to 60-70’s music? + -- Occasionally!

T What do you think of Twitter? + -- Eh.

How much do you value the Ten Commandments? + -- Some of them are logical but you can easily condense them down into "don't be a dick".

Are there many trees where you live? + -- Yes.

How much taller/shorter do you wish to be? + -- I would love to be 5'5" u_u;; OR TALLER. I wouldn't complain!

U Where do you usually buy your underwear? + -- I bought them on Amazon oops.

How do you define ‘ugly’? + -- Me. Hahaha. But no just ... something I find to be unpleasant maybe.

Do you like to shop at Urban Outfitters? + -- Never been.

V Would you like being described as ‘voluptuous’? + -- No. For one thing, I'm not. For another, I hate the word.

For listening to music, do you like to crank up the volume or keep it calm? + -- Depends.

Do you ever watch the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show? + -- No.

Would you agree that ‘variety is the spice of life’? + -- Ye.

W Are you currently on wireless Internet? + -- No.

Can you recall memories of learning how to whistle? + -- No.

Do you go to White Castle or just vicariously through ‘Harold & Kumar’? + -- I've never been there, but I've eaten it.

Have you gone to Washington, D.C.? Did you like it? (OR-do you want to go?) + -- I've been through it. It was alright.

X Why did you need your most recent x-ray and what were the results? + -- I have ... memories. But ... I don't even know if I did. I was really young or it was a super long time ago...? It's so weird that I have tons of hospital memories but I know my family was broke AF so there's no way I would've gone. I REMEMBER BEING CARTED AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR but none of it makes sense hahahahaha

When it comes to ‘xoxo’, do you interpret ‘x’ as the hug or the kiss? + -- /shrug

What does X stand for in Roman numerals? Can you write the previous number? + -- Ten. IX.

Why do you think xylophones are only popular with young children? + -- /shrug

Y Can you explain the meaning of the yin-yang symbol? + -- Balance through opposing forces.

Do people more often mistake you as being younger or older than you are? + -- Dunno.

Did you know that yawning is contagious? + -- Uh. Yes.

Would you like a bottle of Yoo-Hoo or it’s not really your thing? + -- I remember drinking it as a child.

Z How many places’ zip codes do you know by heart? + -- A few.

What comes to mind when I say ‘Zero to Hero’? + -- Hercules.

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[earthling555]

2, 7, 9, 12, 13, 22, 33, 34 (by the way your most recent selfie is so cute i would die for you have a beautiful day

uhhhh wow i ? uhhhh ?? love u ?

2. what would you name your future kids?

when i was little i always chose amanda & juliet, but i also really like the names avery, jackson, luka, olivia & lotsa others im so indecisive

7. what was your life like last year?

hmm i think it was all about taking risks and stepping outside of my comfort zone to try new things and figure out what works and what doesn’t. i also fell in love and that was pretty cool

9. who did you last see in person?

my mom! love her

12. what is something you want right now?

the reassurance and belief that everything will b a-okay

13. how do you feel right now?

better than I’ve felt recently, happy im being proactive towards my own self growth, excited and terrified of the future!

22. description of crush.

LOL someone i definitely do not deserve but am seeing tomorrow ;) also hot

33. something you want to learn

how to love myself more, how to move on completely

34. most embarrassing moment

damn uh probably when i was trying to show my english class something by connecting my computer to the projector and my whole amazon purchase history was projected onto the board god that was brutal

questions r fun to answer