#loki: do earth teams typically include a harlot because honestly it is unecessary. you've already got thor
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The comedy of brodinsons dragging random cultural biases with them from Asgard is so fun. They should be sexist to people's faces and roll their eyes when anyone says anything about it
#i just KNOW loki would read natasha's presence on the team for filth#not *just* because she's a woman but also because what is she even doing there#they are in physical combat the most she can do is distract him while he breaks a few bones#at least barton is a ranged attacker like that#Gun Girl okay but on a bulletproof alien? really?#what is she going to do to him because the femme fatale action obviously isnt going to work#at least the others are decked out with attack skills and high tech#loki: you are literally going to get killed doing this#nat: im doing fine#loki whacks her into a building like no seriously i will squash you like a bug use your strategy skills rn#thor: i told them we dont need her on the team but it is an earth thing apparently#loki: oh noooo they couldnt have 6 guys share a building ahhhhhh they needed to balance it out -_-#thor: she doesnt even prepare beverages when asked. even though her work is only partially as a physical warrior!!#loki: do earth teams typically include a harlot because honestly it is unecessary. you've already got thor#thor: HEY!!!! 😡😠😡💢💥💥💥⚡⚡⚡⚡#loki: eh#thor absolutely convinced everyone has to get highly drunk after victory he is basically forcing everyone to drink#bruce: i cant#thor: -_- you shall celebrate!!#thor: i need a floor of this tower to keep as a feast hall
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