#logan is my babygirl but so is owen

[wheeloferis]

asteria (builder) and owen bc im gay

[theater-for-jocks]

Hi I’m chel I’m 30 wholeass years old and I accidentally got into wwe

some notes:

fairly casual, mostly just here to ramble and maybe occasionally reblog. and have a bisexual crisis. sorry about that.

I DON'T KNOW SHIT, SORRY IF I CHEER ON SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY SUCKS.

i love analysis and am incapable of thinking about stuff solely from a OH WOW FIGHT GOOD standpoint so i will talk about kayfabe or booking decisions or narrative choices A Lot.

….but also this may or may not turn into a chronicle of my bisexual crises. Sorry about that.

i will rarely use names (and only full names once in a blue moon) outside of reblogs because as broken as this site is stuff WILL come up and i don't want to be used as narrative discourse fuel. and also to spare a certain terror twin in case i decide to call him babygirl. Which I inevitably will. IT'S A BIT I SWEAR.

tags and shit:

#hot takes station: the tag for me to complain about takes i see online. twitter is a hellscape.

#chel critiques sometimes: the tag where I test out my wrestling critique skills

#[i’ll figure this out later too]: PLE predictions/reactions

Wrestlers themselves are generally tagged “file under: [nickname/gimmick]”, chosen at my discretion. I CONSTANTLY forget to use tags.

space for other tags here

faves etc. under the cut

Top Faves: TERROR TWINS MY BELOVEDS! Damian Priest is sliiiightly higher than Rhea Ripley but I usually refer to them together out of convenience. Rhea got me interested and Damian got me invested and now I am in hell.

Second Fave (third fave?): JEY USO I LOVE THE TERROR TRIO

Others I love to watch: SAMI ZAYN, ZELINA VEGA, ALPHA ACADEMY (especially maxxine my beloved mwah mwah), Kevin Owens, Bianca Belair, Jade Cargill, Lyra Valkyria, Bayley, Naomi, Street Profits, Candice LeRae, LA Knight, Wyatt Sicks, ANDRADE WHY DID I FORGET HIM, Jordynne Grace promoted to this section for reasons, PIPER NIVEN

SPECIAL NXT CATEGORY: Thea Hall (LET HER KICK RIDGE HOLLAND'S ASS), Tatum Paxley, Fraxiom (is fine), Kelani Jordan, GIULIA HOW DID I FORGET GIULIA, JE’VON EVANS HOW DID I FORGET HIM TOO

Love to Hate: Liv Morgan (holy shit she is so good at being the like Popular Girl Who Wants You Specifically Dead type), most of the Bloodline tbh, Tiffany Stratton, Gunther (motherfucking classist piece of—), the rest of the current JD lineup (except mcdonough fuck that guy for real, and I guess also except Carlito who hasn’t actively done anything to make me hate him he’s just vibin and I’m here for it), Chad Gable and the rest of his clown lineup ("American Made" god shut up), the rock I guess

Special NXT category 2 electric boogaloo: Ethan Page -.-, Roxanne Perez but it’s kinda complicated w/ her like I GUESS she’s a heel but one of those heels it’s hard to root against? WENDY CHOO I LOVE HER

Special Hell Category: I am alarmingly invested in Dom Mysterio’s future development but also every time he speaks I cry a little bit. I know that’s the point but god. My guy please break up with Liv and find yourself I really wanna see what you become when your storyline fully centers on you! ALSO CHELSEA GREEN. SHE ANNOYS ME SO BAD BUT I LOVE HER.

For legal purposes this is a joke: this is a Logan Paul hateblog. He’s frustratingly good at being a heel but also I have been around the internet long enough to Remember Things.

This is not really a Dave Meltzer hate blog I don’t have an issue with the guy as a person I just don’t think he’s very good at his job. (Update: this might be a dave meltzer hate blog.)

THIS IS HOWEVER A VINCE MCMAHON HATE BLOG. AS GOD INTENDED. JESUS CHRIST.

Well I guess I should prep a pinned post while I watch

[pastelbatfandoms]

Third time's the charm

A/N: Takes place after Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows quit WWE and AJ becomes a “Face” again. Once he’s no longer a jerk,My OC Roxy finds herself falling again for The Phenomenal One and they discuss their future together in and out of the ring...

Warnings: Smut,Daddy Kink (because it’s AJ Styles),Fluff.

~~~~~

Roxy had come back to WWE after months of being away at AEW,appearing first at Extreme Rules,then Raw and finally Smackdown. Only to learn since the virus had happened the WWE had let go of some of their Wrestlers like Sarah Logan,Heath Slater and even Shane Mcmahon who had lost an IQuit match to Kevin Owens. Shane had left without telling her,no phone call,nothing,she had to hear it from Stephanie. Though it was honestly something she should have been used to,Roxy was sad and disappointed,she had thought this time would be different. But apparently he was still upset at her for leaving for AEW with Moxley. 

Roxy was trying to let it all sink in,as well as come to terms with the way things were run since the pandemic,so lost in thought she didn’t hear when AJ Styles sidled up to her in the hall,clearing his throat to get her attention. 

“Hey Rox,you okay?” AJ Asked behind her. 

Roxy jumped not having noticed he was there. “AJ! you surprised me,I didn’t  see you there.” She exclaimed turning around to face him. “Um yeah I’m okay.” Roxy nodded,answering his question. 

“Ya sure? You don’t look okay.” AJ replied giving her a searching look.

After a moment Roxy sighed,looking down. “So...no I’m not okay.” She admitted, letting her guard down around AJ had always been too easy. “It’s Shane. He left and I didn’t even know it.” 

AJ gave a disgruntled look at the mention of Shane Mcmahon and shook his head. “Shane’s an ass,I don’t know why you keep going back to him,seems to me like he does this alot.” 

“Yeah well I have a tendency to fall for the pretty boy assholes.” Roxy commented,eyeing AJ. 

If AJ took offense to the comment he didn’t show it. Instead he just gave a sigh of his own,closing his eyes in self reproach. “Rox look I’m...I am sorry about being an ass to you when Gallows and Anderson were around.” The words seemed visibly hard for AJ to say but they were sincere. “I’m different now.”  He finished,hands on his hips.

Roxy’s expression softened as she gave him a small smile. “I can see that. And I’m sorry they left,I know that no matter my feelings about them,they were your Best Friends.” She said sympathetically. 

“Still are.” Replied AJ, “But yeah it is what it is. I don’t blame myself for them leaving,not anymore. But that’s not why I’m here,I came to check up on you.” AJ gestured towards Roxy,raising his eyebrows.

“That’s the only reason,just to check up on me.” Roxy smirked,stepping closer.

AJ gave a dark chuckle at that,looking back at her with a sly grin. “I may have had an ulterior motive...but if you don’t think I’m good for you then...” AJ trailed off but she could tell he was trying to bait her. 

She took it. “ I didn’t say that. I mean if you really have changed then well third time's the charm right?” Roxy replied,slowly trailing a hand up AJ’s vested chest. 

AJ just looked down at Roxy,watching her do it. “That it is.” AJ said licking his lips,he snaked a hand around her waist,giving Roxy a hooded look,lust burning behind his eyes,but also the beginning of something more. 

“I also came to make you feel better,if you want me too that is.” AJ said coyly. 

Biting her lip,Roxy answered by putting a hand through AJ’s soft brown locks and pulling him in for a searing kiss,as AJ gripped her hips,dipping her slightly. 

“I’ll take that as a yes.” AJ murmured against her lips as they broke the kiss. “How about we get out of here Darlin’.” AJ suggested in that southern drawl of his,not that he needed to ask as Roxy grinned. “Lead the way Champ.” She replied referring to AJ being The Intercontinental Champion. As AJ gave her a cocky grin back. 

Once they had gotten their things and headed out together,though not without some teasing by the other wrestlers (Guys & Girls),Roxy hopped into AJ’s truck as they drove to a hotel. 

It took all AJ had not to pull over and take her in the bed of the truck,something Roxy was well aware of not just by AJ squeezing her thigh but also by the growing package in his jeans,made more evident by the fact he didn’t wear underwear. 

They behaved all while checking in,even if AJ was a little handsy but as soon as the door to their room closed AJ was on top of her. Cupping her face with his hands as he gave her a deep kiss. 

Not that Roxy was complaining,far from it. As she lowered her hands to cup his perfectly round ass. AJ gave a little sound of appreciation at that,as he smiled through there kiss. Backing Roxy into a wall and grinding against her. 

“I have been missing this for so long.” AJ murmured between kisses. 

Roxy closed her eyes and let out a small moan as AJ trailed kisses down her neck. Running his fingers down one side of her body. Which was all skin thanks to the crop top she wore. “Oh Daddy,I’ve missed you too.”

AJ let out a growl and gripped her harder. “Missed being your Daddy too.” 

Roxy managed to gather herself enough to slowly move her hands from cupping his ass to cupping something much harder. “What about this?” Roxy asked giving him a mischievous look as AJ looked down at her. 

AJ didn’t need to give his permission,it was pretty obvious,but he gave a nod anyway with a lascivious smirk,as he backed up,letting go of her,as Roxy made a show of slowly kneeling down,AJ shuddered as Roxy licked him through his jeans. “Damn babygirl don’t tease Daddy.” 

Roxy let out a wide grin when AJ grabbed her by her hair,pulling her head back as he undid his jeans,letting his hard thick cock spring free. Seemed it wasn’t only AJ who had missed her. 

Roxy licked her lips as AJ guided them down to his dick,his eyes never leaving her as he thrust into her mouth,they both let out moans of pleasure at the feeling,as AJ ground out. “Fuck I definitely missed this.” His head back,eyes closed now as he moved inside Roxy’s mouth,gripping the sides of her head now as she twirled her tongue around the length of him. 

Roxy gripped AJ’s now naked hips,as he thrust into her,opening her mouth wider to accommodate even more of him as AJ deep throated her,slowly moving out with a groan. 

“Goddamn Babygirl,I forgot how good you are. But we aint done and I can’t cum yet.” AJ said,as he lessened his grip on her but softly grabbed her chin when Roxy backed off his still hard cock now leaking with precum as he brought Roxy to look at him,AJ’s grip on her chin making her slowly rise up to her feet. 

AJ kissed her softly,as they stared into each others eyes. “Shit I’ve always loved that look you get.” AJ said his own eyes lighting up. 

“Like what?” Roxy asked her voice barely above a whisper. Though she very well knew Sub Space when it hit her. 

“Like I’m the only one you need. Like you’ll do anything for me.” AJ replied his own voice low with lust. As he ran a hand through her hair, “Like you’ll let me do anything for you.” AJ continued,trailing that same hand slowly down one cheekbone and her across her lips,his other hand going to her wrists. 

Roxy let herself be lead,as AJ slipped out of his pants and brought her over to the bed. AJ sat down first,letting her wrists go so he could pull his shirt off,Roxy stared at him in lust and awe,still in love with the way his big muscles rippled when he moved. As she stood in front of his now spread legs. “Turn around Sweetheart.” AJ’s voice though soft,held a commanding tone to it and Roxy knew Daddy Dom was fully out. 

Roxy obeyed turning around shivering not from the cold but at AJ’s touch as AJ,still sitting,trailed a hand down Roxy’s back,the other resting on her thigh as he rubbed it. “Relax Daddy wants to take his time with you.” AJ told her softly,as he wrapped an arm around her middle,her back flush against his naked chest,he slowly dragged a hand up her short blue skirt. 

Roxy gasped,her eyes rolling back,as AJ hooked a finger into the bottom of her underwear skillfully pulling it to the side as he stroked her. 

“Jesus Baby you are soaked.” AJ said in excitement,as he ran is fingers over folds,caressing her slit.  “Is this all for me?” AJ asked,placing small kisses on her back,though he damn well knew the answer.

“Yes Daddy.” Roxy murmerred,barely able to get the words out as the butterflies in her stomach intensified. Eyes still closed,Roxy felt AJ’s other hand on one of her shoulders and knew what he wanted as she went to her knees,still not facing him. 

“Good girl.” AJ praised her,slipping two fingers inside her,his other hand caressing her breasts now,underneath her top. AJ knew she had gone braless. 

Roxy bit her lip,stifling a moan when AJ rolled one of her nipples between his fingers. 

AJ stilled inside her,pinching her nipple harshly. “Nah baby girl. I want to hear you.” AJ growled into her ear then resumed finger fucking her,faster this time and without mercy as she cried out and came,pulsing around his fingers. 

AJ pulled his fingers out of her then,licking her juices off them. “Mmm still as good as a remember.” As he felt Roxy lean into him more he shored her up. “Uh uh Darlin’ we aint done yet.”

Roxy had forgot how much AJ could pull out of her but she was up for more,besides AJ hadn’t even cum yet,it would be unfair of her to stop now. AJ switched gears as a gently pushed her down onto the bed,her legs over the edge,as he slipped her shirt off.

Roxy followed him with her eyes as AJ licked down her breasts and then her stomach,as he whispered “Close your eyes.” Roxy did as she was told,reveling in the feeling of his hands roaming her body,then his head dipped lower as he said “I just want one taste.” With that Roxy felt AJ’s tongue dive into her pussy,”AJ!” Roxy cried out his name as he licked her slit all the way up,then stopped.

“What did you call me?” Asked AJ sternly.

Roxy let out a yelp when AJ harshly flicked her clit with his thumb and forefinger. “Daddy,I meant Daddy!” Roxy quickly corrected herself,cursing internally for her slip up.

“Damn right. You’ll remember that after I’m done with you.” AJ promised as he slowly licked the place he’d stung,soothing it,then stood up. “You ready for Big Daddy Darlin’?”

Not that he had to ask,Roxy nodded,licking her lips as AJ grabbed her by the legs and thrust into her,he used to go slow until he found out that hurt her more,Roxy let out a cry of pain and pleasure as AJ pulled almost completely out only to ram back into her,then put a hand around her throat as she trailed her hands over his tanned,lightly haired chest and broad arms.

AJ quickened his pace,still gripping Roxy’s neck as she wrapped her legs around his waist,his other hand gripping her thigh once again as he pounded into her.

AJ gritted his teeth,trying not to cum as he ground out. “My God you are so tight yet so wet Babygirl.”

Roxy’s eyes rolled back into her head and she gave a little smile at the dirty talk. Just before she started seeing spots behind her eyes,AJ let up on her throat,squeezing her breast instead.

“You liked that didn’t ya Baby?” AJ asked with a sadistic smile as Roxy nodded in response. “Well then how about this...” With that AJ pulled out and flipped Roxy over on her stomach. Then as he crossed Roxy’s ankles in front,without warning thrust back into her,Roxy gave out a loud moan at the different position and feeling it gave her,she always loved this one and AJ knew it.

But he was going to ask anyway. “Does that feel good?” When all he heard was a whimper in response,AJ swiftly gave her a smack on the ass. “Use your words,” AJ ordered, “Tell me how it feels Sweetheart.” AJ whispered in her ear,Roxy felt AJ’s soft hair against her skin,contrasting with his rough beard as he kissed her neck.

Not wanting a more severe spanking,Roxy managed to find her voice and her courage. “It feels so good Daddy,your cock is so hard and deep inside me.”

AJ let out a deep growl in appreciation at that. “Damn. you’re gonna make me cum just by saying that.” But still picked up the pace as he fucked her as hard as he could,trapping Roxy underneath him and wrapping his strong arms around her.

Roxy couldn’t move and she didn’t want to,shaking,as AJ hit her G Spot and Clit again and again,making her scream and cum in waves,AJ thrust deep inside her one last time,burying himself in her pussy as he came soon after with a loud strangled groan,Cursing.

AJ pulled out of her then,they were both breathing heavy as AJ rolled off her. “Damn Rox that was...” AJ didn’t have words as he blew a strand of sweaty hair away from his face,eyes wide. 

Roxy let out a light laugh as she lay there,still on her stomach but turned her head to look over at AJ. “So Good.” Roxy finished for him as she touched the side of his face to give him a languid kiss. 

AJ got up first to get them cleaned up,as Roxy,still in that lingering sex haze that was AJ Styles,let out a contented sigh. Roxy couldn’t believe she had almost forgotten how good he was. 

Awhile later as they lay in bed,still naked,Roxy laying in AJ’s arms her head on his firm chest,one hand lazily rubbing it. “AJ?” 

AJ looked down when she said his name. “Hmmm?” rubbing her arm.

Roxy took a breath,letting it out. AJ shifted slightly feeling like whatever she said was going to be important. 

“I know when we first got together I told you I wanted to keep things light,no strings attached.”  

“I remember.” AJ Replied,in slight disappointment at the memory. 

“And I’m sorry I was such a bitch to you the last time we broke up.” She continued. 

“Hey neither of us were Angels.”  AJ reminded her.

“Right but...Roxy seemed to hesitate,nervous then spoke. “ I think the reason why I acted like that is because I was falling for you and I didn’t want to get hurt again. What I’m trying to say is I think I was and still am,in love with you.” 

AJ stilled as her words sank in,then he moved,propping himself up on one elbow and looked down at Roxy. 

If Roxy was scared that he wouldn’t feel the same she was quickly proven wrong as AJ gave her a wide smile. “Damn Girl,you know how long I’ve been waiting to hear you say that? “

Roxy smiled in relief as AJ put his forehead to hers softly saying. “I have been in love with you since I saw you again in WWE. I love you Darlin’.”

“I love you too AJ.” Roxy replied quietly back as they kissed, letting out a squeal when AJ rolled her over,pinning her beneath him. Now was definitely the time for a round two and possibly a round three...

~~END

A/N: Hope you enjoyed ;) more where that came from! leave a comment if you liked it! ♥

Tagging @sonyadevillesbabygirl​ since she liked my previous post.