#local man force fed billiard balls up his ass by a grenade launcher
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Finally beat Armored Core 1 (1997)
on my totally legitimate PlayStation 1 I swear nothing to see here Officer
real talk tho, final impression is the game was surprisingly good despite its age and clunkiness when it didn’t throw you into winding maze levels, although the final level felt like my genitals were being force fed through an industrial shredder so I just zipped past everything and said “fuck that” to fighting Nineball directly after fucking around and finding out what a force multiplier “doesn’t need to stop and kneel to fire a grenade launcher” is in that game
#armored core#armored core 1#nineball#hustler one#local man force fed billiard balls up his ass by a grenade launcher#still think he’s cool tho and had some real menacing presence even as an out-of-nowhere last enemy#but my ass is still burned and bleeding#waiting for armored core 6
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