#local idiots struggle to confession and officially date

[luxaofhesperides]

aggressive confession

900 words of kdj running from affection and yjh using his love as a weapon lmao. college au fluff where they get together. also on ao3.

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He’s had enough. 

Yoo Joonghyuk can handle a lot, but this is pushing him past the limit. This being, of course, Kim Dokja and his absolute refusal to admit that there is any romantic tension between them because he doesn’t want to admit that he experiences Human Emotions.

No more flirting. No more dropping hints. Yoo Joonghyuk has no choice but to be as direct as possible about this. 

“Kim Dokja,” he says, “I am in love with you.”

“Haha, what?” Kim Dokja replies, already preparing to run away. “Did you hit your head?”

“I did not.”

“Then I must be hearing things. Anyways, I’ll see you later!”

And then he’s gone, swinging his backpack over one shoulder and speedwalking away so he doesn’t look like he’s escaping, just in a rush. Yoo Joonghyuk knows Kim Dokja’s doesn’t have class for another half hour. 

Unfortunately, Yoo Joonghyuk’s own class starts in ten minutes, so he can’t hunt down Kim Dokja and shake some sense and affection into him.

(Just for the record, Yoo Joonghyuk does not pay attention in class at all and instead spends the entire hour thinking up ways to get Kim Dokja to acknowledge his feelings. It’s fine, he’s reviewed this chapter beforehand anyways.)

The next attempts is when they meet up for lunch. This is a twice a week routine they’ve had since the semester started, and Yoo Joonghyuk knows Kim Dokja won’t avoid him if seeing him comes with the promise of food. 

Sure enough, Kim Dokja is waiting for him on a bench outside the building where Yoo Joonghyuk had his last (and only) class of the day. 

“I’m in the mood for dumplings,” he announces once Yoo Joonghyuk is within hearing range. 

“I could make you dumplings whenever you want,” Yoo Joonghyuk says, picking up Kim Dokja’s bag to carry it for him. “I’ll make you anything you want because I love you and want you to eat well.”

“Man, I’m so hungry I couldn’t hear a thing over the sound of my stomach growling,” Kim Dokja says with a smile. Then he takes his bag back from Yoo Joonghyuk and starts walking away. 

He doesn’t understand why Kim Dokja won’t just let them date already when they’ve already made out four times when they were supposed to be studying. What else does he need to do? 

More, apparently.

He doesn’t get a chance to pay for Kim Dokja’s dumplings, because the bastard had his card out of his wallet and ready to go the moment they stepped into the restaurant. This doesn’t stop Yoo Joonghyuk from buying Kim Dokja’s favorite bubble tea drink along with his own lunch, which Kim Dokja can’t even complain about because it is his favorite and he’s getting it for free. 

Kim Dokja barely thanks him for it, looking a little troubled as he eats his dumplings, but he lets Yoo Joonghyuk hook their ankles together under the table, so he doesn’t think too much of it. 

“Hey,” he says once they’re finished eating and just sit in the restaurant, finishing their drinks, “Why do you keep saying you love me today?”

What kind of question is that? Is he not being obvious enough?

“I’m saying it because I love you.”

Kim Dokja, insufferable fool that he is, still looks confused.

Yoo Joonghyuk sighs and gets up. At this, Kim Dokja startles a little, and reaches out to grab Yoo Joonghyuk’s wrist. 

“Wait, where are you going?”

“...To throw our trash away?”

Kim Dokja quickly lets go of his wrist. “Oh. Right. Of course.”

He’s acting strangely, but Kim Dokja is always acting strangely, so Yoo Joonghyuk puts it out of his mind and goes to throw their trash away. When he gets back to their table, Kim Dokja is already holding both their bags, ready to go. Yoo Joonghyuk takes his, then grabs Kim Dokja’s hand and walks them out of the restaurant.

“Um?”

“Do you have a problem with me holding your hand?”

Kim Dokja wiggles his fingers. “Yeah, you’re squeezing a little too hard. Let me just…” He pulls his hand free, then slides his palm against Yoo Joonghyuk’s and laces their fingers together. “That’s how you hold hands with someone.” He doesn’t meet Yoo Joonghyuk’s eyes as he says this, his cheeks an endearing pink. 

He really does love Kim Dokja.

“Are you free this weekend?”

“Yes?”

“We’re going to the beach.”

Kim Dokja frowns and squeezes his hand tightly for second. “But I’m poor, I don’t have the money to just go out of Seoul for a weekend trip.”

“It’s called a fucking date, I pay for you,” Yoo Joonghyuk snaps. 

“Oh!”

Yeah, oh. Kim Dokja shouldn’t sound as cute as he does saying that. He gives Yoo Joonghyuk genuine cute aggression. 

“Quit worrying about things,” he says, “We’ve practically been dating for months. This is just making it official. Unless you don’t want to?”

“I want to! I want to. Shut up. You know I’ve never do this before.”

“I don’t mind,” Yoo Joonghyuk smiles. He leans in closer to Kim Dokja, ducking down to speak softly into his ear, “I wouldn’t mind taking more of your first.”

Kim Dokja hits his stomach, blushing. “Shut it, you’re the worst.” But he’s smiling as he says it, so Yoo Joonghyuk takes it as a victory and starts planning their weekend date.

It’s going to be their first proper, official date. He has to make it good.

Otherwise Kim Dokja might think they’re just making out on the beach as two good friends do. 

[dear-yandere]

—ask collection!

a collection of mostly very old chats and sweet asks that i never got around to answering! thanks for the patience and love!! 

beware, fairly long post... woops....

chat asks.

darling: Eu-jin is best boy. Change my mind.

vanya: i am physically incapable of fulfilling that request, how dare you do that to me... i’m biased since he’s my own oc, but i would die for my (very best) boy eu-jin... who can resist such a gentle yandere that loves you so whole-heartedly?

that reminds me! he’s actually based off of kuroyuki and gekkamaru from the otome nightshade, so if you want similar characters by any chance, do check them and the game out ♡

darling: I was watching the dub for Part 5 of JoJo's Bizarre adventure yesterday...Mista called himself Daddy and I like- sdfghjfgsdhnhnmj!! My heart can't take this--

vanya: WAIT HE DID???? i’m not even big on daddy kink and reading that made me go 😳 this is vital information to know... what episode was this??? for research purposes, of course. gotta perfect my yan! mista, after all~...

darling: for yandere songs, have you heard of the major to minor covers by chase holfelder :O? the way he delivers the lyrics in some songs (betty, all i want for christmas), added with the key changes to minor, is really fantastic, and gives a stalker-ish vibe imo! and he's a really good singer in general

vanya: i have!! a good chunk of them are actually on my personal yandere playlist, so i end up hearing them frequently when i’m writing!! i haven’t been keeping up with his uploads recently, so ‘betty’ is completely new to me and just, wow???????????? this man is an absolute god send for us “romantic” horror fans... ♡

this ask gave me such a lovely idea, though, darling: assigning yandere types/mbti based off each of chase’s minor key covers. i think i’ll do that just for you. ♡

darling @blossomiich​: I reread some of your old character interaction asks and saw the one with Jotaro hugging his Darling after a panic attack and the elephant seal plush reminded me of the iconic C H O N K Y ringed seal plushie that was kinda trending and I can totally imagine Jotaro having one of those >w< that's so adorable!

vanya: i honestly don’t remember that interaction, but then again i don’t remember most things hmghng so i looked it up and

j...just imagine star plat hogging it and not letting joot cuddle with it 🥺 the duality of man...thank you for this cute image...

darling: Umm, sorry for asking this. I'm just curious because of your bio language in your header. Are you Chinese too, perhaps?

vanya: no worries!! i’m mixed guyanese (indian, chinese, & possibly black and/or portuguese), but my family only celebrates (or rather, acknowledges?) our indian descent, since the majority of our family is predominantly east indian. 

my header is actually a quote from a danmei novel (and one of my all-time favorite fandoms), tiān guān cì fú (heaven’s official blessing)!

darling genki stan anon: Omg you're writing for free now, i didn't expect that one lol. It's a cute show innit? Not a nagi stan but I feel like nagisa has that kinda unsnapped personality that would make him peak delusional yandere material lolol like oikawa but less threatening and without his head being up his own ass 😂. Hope you're doing well!! -gsa

Gdjsjs im such a fool, i think my last ask said something about not thinking you'd write for free when i literally just pointed out kisumi on your sideblog LMAO my bad 😅 😂 also ill hold back on the gen chan requests because ive already asked so many in the past! Thank you though 🥺. Also feel free not to post this, it can just dip into my onesided chats with my lil flower 💐 so long as you receive them im fine 😌 -genki stan anon

vanya: nagisa isn’t my favorite (kisumi is), but gods if he wouldn’t make a great yandere. honestly, out of the iwatobi boys, nagi is probably the most unhinged. i wouldn’t peg him as delusional, at least not at first; i think he’s very lucid and knows exactly what he wants and how to manipulate people in order to get it!!! kisumi is fairly similar now that i think about it... i might... have a type...

please feel free to send in gen-chan requests whenever you want!!!! i’m kinda super asocial, so it’ll take me a while to answer, but i love getting asks from you since you’re so sweet and excitable!!! your little flower reads and cherishes them all!! 🥺

also darling genki stan anon: Sorry for spamming you with asks hdjkdks, u dont even need to reply im just kinda brain empty venting here whether you recieve them or not 😂 i just needed to confess that while yes i am #1 gen simp, and he is undoubtedly my fave oc of yours but that Ilya tentacle smut had me very much so highkey kinda 👀, had to re read the genki oral style drabble to bring my head back. He dont even need to worry about luca bc that man a thot. I think therin is a thot too but like lowkey, a classy thót -gsa

vanya: omg i’ve kept this one for forever mnmghngh i might’ve even answered at some other point, now that i think about it... but i just 🥺 gosh i hope i find my muse soon, because i really wanna write you a genki fic 🥺 hhhh

the ilya tentacle smut was so in character for that boy... i have no clue how to write monsters, much less tentacles, but i’d honestly do anything for him 🙏 kinky russian boy...

therin is definitely a classy thot, the kind that only bangs the finest concubines then turns around and slut shames you for banging the very same prostitutes gbfmngnfg rules don’t apply to him, in his kingdom...wish that were me tbh ✊😔

sweet asks.

darling one: i've read almost all of your dazai and chuuya fics and i love them so much!! your formatting is also super aesthetic just a question, i saw on your kofi that you also draw so i was wondering if you drew all the header arts?? bc they're all super pretty :) have a great day!

darling two: Just wanted to say love the writing and the way your format your posts is so aesthetically pleasing. One day I hope my posts looks half as good as yours because I legit can't get over how pretty and organized it looks.

vanya: omg thank you so much!!!! one of my bffs, yue, is to thank for the formatting and aesthetic choices, really! if you wanna see more of her aesthetic formats and posts, she actually runs a few blogs! you may know her as @milkscafe​, formally @milkaaton! i adore her and her aes choices so much 🥺

as for the headers, i don’t draw 99.98% of them! i have drawn a couple, but they’re so few and far in between since i almost never finish my art wips haha... my older posts are lacking proper credits because i’m an absolute idiot, but i’m slowly working my way backwards to credit them all where possible! they’re all indeed super pretty!!!

have a great day yourself, my love!!

darling: THEY’RE NOT BAD CONTENT, I LOVE THEM ALL

vanya: this was in response to a now-deleted lil blurb but i kept it in my inbox because i wanted to say i love u very much and seeing this ask each time i open my inbox makes my heart skip a beat ♡

darling: Listen I love your writing, you inspired me to start it myself! I've always loved to write, and read of course but your style and concepts just stick with me. If you where to write something besides Yandere content/fandom content and started your own series? I would read the shit, out of it. I'm always nervous to interact with my favorite writers because you know, I'm afraid of the impression I'd leave but I just wanted to say this anyway! 💞💞💞🔫😳

vanya: wowowow fgfnmgnfmngfg that’s such a high compliment my brain just gmfnbgmnf go boom fogjfngnfg and thank you for the interaction, us writers truly appreciate it no matter how awkward or nervous you think you may be / come off!!!

darling one: As a writer, your post struck a nerve with me. I don’t send feedback to writers I like nearly as much as I should (and certainly not as much as I’d like in return as a writer). So, as such, I’m going to start doing that when I can, starting with you.

You are an incredible writer. You were one of the first yandere writing blogs I found and you’re still one I check in on regularly to see what you have been working on. You can portray a sense of suspense and intrigue in a natural way that many other writers - published ones included - struggle with. You delve into the darkness without it feeling forced, and you have an amazing grasp on the psyches of the characters you write for (which is a quality I adore in writing and strive toward myself).

I’m not great at ending these things so I guess.. you keep doing you? Because the you is great and I appreciate it.

darling two:  hey. i'm here to tell you that from the bottom of my heart i love you and your writings. i really admire your writing skills. you inspire me. one of your posts once saved me from a nervous breakdown. thank you for everything you do. you're a wonderful person. good luck!

darling three: I wanted to tell you that thank you for writing such wonderful beautiful writings and that you take time to edit and write I hope you are taking care of yourself 💖❤

darling four: Thanks. I was having a hard time and deleted all my apps, but as soon as i opened my phone my first instinct was to look at your blog and i got my motivation back. Thanks (:

darling five: Hi ! I just wanted to say I really enjoy the stories you write and how they are detailed so well ! Stay safe and I hope you have a good day/night ! ლ(╹◡╹ლ)

vanya: ahhhh, these are very old asks mostly dating back to my “tumblr writing community is dying” post, and i’ve kept them this entire time because i’m just so starstruck. i have no clue how to reply to compliments, so i’m not sure what else to say besides that these asks made me very happy and got me through a few insecure moments!!! i’ve actually been feeling a little down about my writing recently, mostly because of lack of motivation / inspiration, so revisiting these really warmed my heart, so thank you truly ♡ i’m certainly keeping the originals in my inbox until the end of time!!

darling @monstrously-obsessed: psst, this local cryptic mom thing send all of their love for you 💕

vanya: your local herbo says she loves you very much momster 🥺 mwah

also, to the anon worried about my safety:

thank you so much for pointing that out!!! it hadn’t even crossed my mind when i made those ocs, so i appreciate your concern! i was contemplating revamping those two as is, so this is a great place to start! thank you again!!