#lmfao we're all too scared to check

[euclydya]

ok we're back. what the fuck

[vera-vera-vera-lynn]

welcome to the dollhouse — Albert Wesker

PAIRING: Albert Wesker x Wesker!OFC

TAGS: S.T.A.R.S. Member Albert Wesker, Sexual Themes, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Pseudo-Incest, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, American Psycho References, Eventual Smut

welcome to the dollhouse

In the 1960s, English nobleman Oswell E. Spencer founded the Spencer Foundation to fund the underground operations of his company, Umbrella Pharmaceuticals. At the height of the Cold War and the Second Red Scare, it was clear: humanity, by their own decadence and thirst for warfare, was destined for self-destruction. If the human race were to thrive, its fate was to be entrusted only to the most superior in physical and intellectual ability. To fulfill Spencer’s dream of a perfect and advanced society, hundreds of children were adopted based on their parent’s contributions to society as candidates for a personal project outside of the company. Given the best education money could buy, and instilled with Spencer’s values, these children were trusted with endless potential. Whether those children were acquired legally or otherwise, was irrelevant. [TLDR: Albert Wesker cosplays as an only child, just to have it backfire on him.]

OP'S NOTE:

Hi everyone!!! This fic actually belongs to @honeymaltgelato. Go check her out! My friend Silvie has had a Wesker hyperfixation lately, alongside my own Luis infatuation—and we've decided to make our own OCs and series for the fandom. The first fic up is her work, welcome to the dollhouse. The TLDR given in the summary was more so there isn't a spoiler; but basically (without giving away too much), we're just exploring RE lore that isn't touched upon as much in canon or in most other media. Also, she said she wanted more Needy!Wesker content on AO3 lmfao. And an excuse to bully the fuck out of this vile prick ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ ) Lastly, we hope you enjoy the fic! Kudos, likes, reblogs, and what-have-you are all appreciated; but we're also both comment whores so ૮₍ ꒦ິᯅ꒦ີ ₎ა we'd love some input as well lol. Here's my own masterlist, if you're interested. Have fun, lovelies ♡

[rjschoicesstuff]

💌💋🌹🌶️ for Ripley and Rex

Thank uuu!!!

Link to the question list

💌 - First crush/love: I think as a kid she'd crush on all those goth girls in cartoons hahaha. But her first serious one was probably one of her friends, due to the mix of being a pretty girl + who is nice to her lol.

🌹 - First relationship: Also Joy, they were like 14 or 15 iirc (early-mid teens at least) and they really awkwardly confessed to each other. Like over text at 4 in the morning when you lose your filter lmfao. And then the next day at school being sooo awkward but deciding like ok I like you and you like me so we're girlfriends now. And then walk around all giddy holding hands all day except when the wrong ppl r closeby.

I don't think it lasted super long like it just felt weird and they were both scared of what'd happen if they ever broke up, so when Joy eventually opened up about that Ripley also felt like a weight came off her back. Like I think they genuinely still are attracted to each other too to some degree but I think especially for Joy who has divorced parents (who can't stand each other) there was always this fear of what might happen if it doesn't work out. While a friendship just feels more secure.

💋 - First kiss: That said, they were each other's firsts for a lot of stuff. First kiss was also AWKWARD like they treated so many things as just like things to check off a list. 'Uhm oh! we should um.. can I kiss you?' And then they gave each other a quick peck. First kiss check ✅️! They did kiss a lot when they were together tho lol, they did enjoy doing that together.

🌶️ - First intimacy: Also Joy, once again treated like a thing to check off a list lol. I talked about it here too, at the end. I think it was so bad and underwhelming that Joy just thinks she's ace for a while 💀 cuz they didn't do it again together after that either. And I think soon after that they had their talk like cn we pls break up I'm SCAREDDDD!!!

Putting a pic of them together here cuz I havent posted about Joy in a hot minute (shes Rippy's bestie for LIIIIFE)

[rocketturtle4]

The Eclipse Episode 11

I'm just straight out reacting to this one folks (it ended up super long like this whoops)

@grapejuicegay @wen-kexing-apologist @plantsarepeopletoo @thegalwhorants

oh god is this the cliff?

TEACHER CHADOK WHY IS HE HERE, were they actually together??

Wait did HE WITNESS IT?

Ayan is unpacking the brainwashing

"If I just disappear from this world..." DOESN'T AYAN HAVE ENOUGH TRAUMA

and CRYING

I gotta be honest Ayans silent tears get me even more than Akks vocal quivers

Oh if only it were that easy

Oh they in bed again: Cuteness ensues

I love it when characters have nicknames for each other, shortstop and Big foot are my beloveds

Oh if only

He's going in wearing Ayan's blazer this feels important.

So he's definitely getting the award? oof it feels worthless, boy's faith has been shattered

call back to the pin "It's my school pin that I pinned for you" GOD HES GOING IN WEARING AYAN AS ARMOUR

Maybe Thua wanted the award??? (I'm still trying to figure him out sorry Thua you don't make sense)

And we see the person the principal is answering too

Is no-one going to speak???

Oh Thua saw that

They're speaking, oh he got the award

SO CLOSE TO GETTING OUT OF THERE WIthOUT THE PROteStORS

AH NO THEY DON'T, HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION?

oh no Ayan looks riled

FUCK

oh and Thua TOO

NO!! CHAOS

IT SHOULDN'T BE AKKS PROBLEM KHAN

Okay that teacher seems legit scared

OH GOD THUA

OKAY I DIDN"T SAY THIS AT THE TIME BUT I LITERALLY THOUGHT: THAT POOL IS CLEAR BOYS

Fuck he outed them

oh Thua is just laying it ALL OUT

AKK ADMITED IT, BOY IS BREAKING (Thua you got a point but I'm on Ayan's side here soz)

Wat is trying to HELP, Khan is helping too

and the situation is diffused

Oh Wat seems hurt

CRYYYYYYYING

Oh he finally said he's not okay (non-verbally but I'll take it)

(is he though? Who is he then?)

OH KHAN IS PISSED ABOUT THE LYING (Fair he totally believed in the curse)

"You guys must be dissapointed in me right" MY FEEEELINGS

Yeah Wat is pissed about the lying too

I'm still SCARED OF THUA

The last boss LMFAO

OH WOW AKK is letting it out!!

OH THEY WERE TOGETHER I KNEEEEEWWWW ITTTTTT

And now feckin Chadok is crying

But THEN WHY THE LYING????

Fricken pride flag phone case

THey were getting MARRIED???

Feckin Principal is a homophobe

So he WAS TRANSFERRED??

CHAIN OF YELLING FOR THE GODDAMN

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

HOLY CRAP

HE WANTED TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM

Dudes got a point but also Akk was breaking so that was the priority here

Oh poor Khan is so confused right now

Thua just wanted all the truth out oh boy this was not the way

Oh he went in prepared for the quencies

and doesn't want Kan to protect him because then he'd be a hypocrite (also more silent crying ouch)

He had genuinely thought it all through and decided it was worth it Oh Thua.

We're back at the pool I'm going to get emotional whiplash

is Namo just chill now? OH LOL KHAN THOUGHT THE SAME boy is pure worship I'm sorry Namo

ARE THEY ACTUALLY GOING TO DO THE FILM (YO I didn't expect to predict this much stuff am I dreaming now)

Oh we're being referential now (thailands soft power)

Back to the pool and now our other boys

GO KHAN GO (but maybe check with Thua first) oH Thua's on board

Dudes they're filming LMFAO

Of course Akk said it for the first time like that lol

OKAY gotta be honest everything came out in a neat little bow almost exactly the way I thought it would. And that was amazing but also less terrifying than I thought it would be. THe show didn't lie and it was well foreshadowed, I thought something would twist on me but it didn't (Except that Chadok was in deeper than I thought with the uncle) and I love that because the answers all made sense. I don't think we're done though, quencies gotta happen right?

Episode 12 come to me

[rayofmisfortune]

About pre-virus ruin, ye, I suppose that's true. Thinking about it more, I do hope the showrunners keep it that way. Something about seeing them at their silliest and then getting the massive WHIPLASH after seeing them like THIS is... it's sad. I like to think we witnessed two character deaths that video. It's just that one started dying 50 years ago :') (l like to imagine their silliness originated from somewhere at least and was not all made up. A remnant from simpler times...) (1/10)

Aaaaah yea! And... if they end up giving us a backstory of them... I just reaaally want to see how they were dealing with the virus and adjusting to everyone around them being infected... I doubt it was easy on them qwq (no we're not writing that (i wanna) we already have a gazzilion unfinished projects glaring @ us)

I- wow I kinda forgot my stuff is on there jfjfjf AH I'M GLAD YA LIKED THEM! :3 I have a lot more in my drafts and as wips- well obviously it's not posted anywhere hehe

Well... hmmm if anyone WERE to fill in Jack in on the... news... i... i feel like he wouldn't take it well. "Where is Solar!" Oh buddy.. oh you precious murder machine qwq (had to look up what osmosis meant haha first time seeing the word n all that)... Jack slowly piecing it together as in the process of figuring it out he also slowly becomes sentient... I'm fine mhm

Oh, yea that... that is a sound reason. They, they had their reasons. I honestly like... don't think they ENJOYED hurting people. They were just... soooo off the leash when they arrived in this dimension. Scaring the hell out of Cassie and Gregory, the constant death threats, violent games and tricks. (One to three will always live in my head... "I can help with the cutting.") Like I said in... idk in which answer honestly it's all blurring together lmfao fjfjfj They kept up this act for FIFTY PLUS YEARS! And... they even managed to be one of their dimension's... I forgot the word but what the Ruin dimension's Monty was?? They were GOOD at their act. SO good they fooled everyone around them. Granted tho... those infected robots aren't too dreadfully hard to fool. Sun, when he was in Ruin's dimension, managed to fool one of them, convinced it he was Ruin. That robot didn't seem to posses the same level of sentience as the Ruin Monty we've seen in there (not to be confused with Ronty, rest in peace).

Fair! The lie detector video is.. really as ya said, our most reliable source of info. Even though some of the answers that were dinfed as truths were... weird.

Oooh you're right I haven't even thought of that heh. That was just silly in denial talk I suppose heh The Creators would have surely noticed... or... would they even have cared? Creators are selfish, self-centered insane geniouses... would they even care if one of their own suddenly vanished?

AHHHHH IT WOULD BE WORRYINGLY IRONIC 😭 Add onto that the very possible paraller between Cold Moon trying bring back his Sun and New Moon most likely going to drive himself to the point of shut down trying to find any signs of Solar possibly surviving... Oh my gosh I do NOT like this arc... WHY DOES EVERYTHING GO DOWN AROUND THIS TIME EVERY YEAR IT'S SO EXHAUSTING 😭

Mmm yea probably hehe We... don't really have anyone asides from Solar and Ruin to fact check this heh

[kithtaehyung]

RYEN!! HELLO HOW ARE YOU? 🥺

I’m so sorry for the inactivity lately but I promise I’ve been here and catching up still! 🥺 I’ve recently just got out of a 3 year toxic relationship and your writings have been such a huge source of comfort for me 🥹❤️ I’ve always been able to relate some of the characters personality, thinking, or relationships so I feel more connected and emotional while reading them 🥺🫶🏼 ( may have read forfeit a billion times and cried on all of them.. kinda scared for myself once ch 10 comes out.. shivers )

It’s always nice to be able to just click on your page and being able to just reread them !! please know I mean every word I said when your writings are masterpieces and filled with love! I not only see you as an author but a friend! the way you interact with your readers is so wholesome it feels like a small community where we’re all respectful of each other and that just makes me so soft to see!! 🥹❤️❤️ I grown comfortable sharing things and I can tell other readers feel the same! speaking of readers, I hope all of them are doing well and staying healthy! 🫶🏼❤️

also.. HSJSJ I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SEE YOONGI IN LA !! AHH!! LETS JUST HOPE I GET THE TICKETS FIRST 🥲 AND JIMIN SOLO? JSOSKS I’m incredibly overwhelmed right now but honestly? I’m buckling up and ready for whatever the future brings me!

I hope you’ve been able to rest and enjoy yourself!! make sure to drink water!! ❤️❤️

WITH LOVE,

🍷

WINE BABEEEE oh my goodness, i wanna hug you. very, very proud of you for recognizing that relationship was toxic and had the courage to leave. that takes incredible strength that no one really talks about, so i just wanted to say that i'm glad that you're out of it now❤️

i'm also happy you're able to just come over and either read these stories or just check out what's been happening! making things comfortable here is top priority despite all the filth in the library lmfao. but i digress: you've read forfeit that many times?? i seriously can't wait to get to it on my 3tan reread journey lsdkjf i feel like it's gonna hit different after reading everything before it rather than editing and rereading it to hell while working through it lolol and yeah. get ready for 3tan10 lol. it's not gonna be easy.

you are so incredible, you know that?? i'm sure all the readers here would also consider you a friend and someone cool to hang with! we're all about just having a good time as you know<3 i hope you're all staying safe and healthy, as well❤️

LETS GOOOOO IF UR IN LA WE CAN PROBABLY LINK UP! i plan on stopping by no matter what :D and staying for quite awhile, too. don't talk to me about face bc i'm already planning so many sets LMAO the behaviors are not as healthy as they should be!! but thank you for all the love and i will drink water :'))

[autobot-ratchet]

MTMTE 41-43

MTMTE 41

oh right I forgot about Thunderclash's death scare

Nautica with an entire gaggle of freaks in her room, just freakin it up

“Why is everyone being silly today?” Today???

hdfjsk I forgot that Brainstorm doesn't know how money works

aww Swerve misses Ratchet...

we did it, we finally made exactly one (1) step of progress in the actual quest what with the knights and such

oh right, Roddy's desk doodles that turn out to be a copy of the map that the matrix had, if I remember correctly

oof, Nautica and Firestar are making me have high school flashbacks lmfAO

oh, Thunderclash was also drawing the map. The same map, or part of the map and Roddy's got the other half? Fuck I was almost proud of myself for remembering a minute detail lmfAOsjadfk

I barely remember what these weird little parasite things are, I just remember that they feed of charisma and die immediately when Roddy and Megatron walk into the room lmAO

MTMTE 42

“Oh, and First Aid's there too- the poor man's Ratchet-” don't be fUCKING RUDE, SWERVE LEAVE HIM ALONE

I do find it unbelievably funny that the best way to deal with the Gender Conundrum that Simon Furman forced upon this transformers continuity is to just. Downplay it as much as possible and not make a big deal out of explaining why the robots use more than one set of pronouns, especially since the entire fucking reason we have this problem in the first place is because Furman could not stop himself from making a big deal out of it and creating a lore explanation instead of simply being normal about it lmfAO that's honestly why it matters so much that Anode's explanation for going from he to she was just “I found out that girls exist and thought they were pretty neat,” like that was truly all it took this whole time and Furman never had to do All That Shit

Skids is real sweet with Nautica

Jesus, rip Skystalker. Poor Firestar has clearly never had to deal with this kind of gore before lmAO

Thunderclash's speech here is simultaneously funny because of how overly heroic and perfect he's being and also genuinely touching lmAOgdfjks I am not immune to Thunderclash's pull... “For every act of aggression there are a thousand acts of kindness, for every hateful word, a million declarations of love” is hitting me particularly hard after having been on Twitter for the last few years. Like yeah yeah bird website bad (or I guess it's the letter website now but I'm gonna be real I'm calling it Twitter forever) but like actually, I'm not just dunking on it for laughs, it is a website designed to thrive off of negativity and it is also unfortunately the best social media platform available so it's the only place you can reliably find everyone from all over. So for a lot of us, our only option for keeping in touch with a lot of our friends and peers has just been forcing the most soul-draining bullshit in front of our eyes for years and it's hard not to start thinking that the world is just an inherently awful place, but it's not. We're just being shown so much of the bad at such a constant rate that we forget that there is just as much good, the good isn't an outlier, it's just getting buried by algorithms. It really doesn't help how much other websites are also going down this road of “all attention is good attention and making people upset gets the most attention so we'll just constantly churn out rage bait so our funny little engagement number go up”

like. I'm reading all this explanation on “personality ticks” and thinking back to Ratchet checking everyone for “super scraplets” and First Aid being like “really? That's the best you could come up with?” as if it was too stupid and yet here we are dealing with this

I do love how it was a group of nobodies who saved the day from the charisma-eating parasites, good for them, good to know if all our showoffs can't handle a situation, team nobodies has still got us covered lmAO

aww good for Firestar and Nautica for starting to put in some genuine effort in their relationship

oof hgdjfks and on the other hand we've got Cyclonus and Tailgate not quite putting in enough effort, Getaway has thoroughly sunk his grimy little claws into Tailgate's heart at this point, noooooooo

ooh Swearth is next hell yeah

MTMTE 43

I said it before but I'm still so glad for the new holomatter avatar designs lmAO granted not all of them are winners, I'm gonna be real Rewind's avatar is kinda boring, but they're still leagues better than the old designs

“Bluestreak said you don't look very twenty fifteen-y.” casually crumbles into dust lmfAO this DID come out in 2015 huh... that's almost a decade ago........

this fuckin rendition of the Cheers theme, fuck off lmAO

oh that's right, First Aid had to go do combiner shit for a minute lmAO

it's weird seeing all the human-sized holomatter avatars next to Rodimus, I frequently forget the robots are giant since it's mostly just them interacting with each other

I do think it's interesting that Swerve's avatar gets split into three different facets of himself, I've said “we stan a multitalented king” but I guess we're taking that to its extreme here huh lmAO

god. I hate that I still find Roddy's holomatter avatar hot lmfAO I am forever afflicted with this curse. I wanna run my fingers through his stupid mullet

gonna be real, Bluestreak is kind of a random pull for this issue but I appreciate it nonetheless because his avatar is very cute

aww Skids... come on buddy it's not your fault you couldn't have known anything was wrong

man, poor Swerve. I fuckin get it though, I didn't quite get as bad as almost dying, but being covid-conscious plus a bunch of personal losses and tragedies have left me rotting in my house for years and all that lack of self care left me with three kidney stones, one of which was so intensely painful it traumatized me into taking better care of myself last year and the other two I've been battling as I've done this reread. Shit's rough and it is so easy to not take proper care of yourself when you're too physically, emotionally, and spiritually drained

still so funny that all the Swerve recap pages were just canon, like no this is plot relevant, remember these

something something meta commentary on how MTMTE, much like the sitcoms Swerve loves so much, is also a story about misfits and failures who are trapped with each other and get on each others nerves but they overcome various obstacles and, in the end, they come to like each other. I don't have the brain power right now to do it justice but yeah, that is absolutely what this comic is to me, same hat Swerve

I really do like that Cyclonus likes Swerve, I definitely noticed at least a couple little background moments throughout the comic with them interacting and I love that it culminates into this moment where Cyclonus can just come out and say it

uuuuuUUUGHGFSND that little group picture with Ambulon, Ratchet, and First Aid still kicks my ass

oh shit that's right, the bullet that was a message from Dominus, I completely fucking forgot

[sk3tch404]

Reader who loves to play horror games with Yandere idv boys 💖 ( Puppet Combo Edition )

Note: Omg the ask that @aticklessclock sent me totally motivated me to finish this early! Tysm <3

Not a requested post!

Content warnings: Yandere/obessive and toxic behaviors, profanity, violent games, and mentions of gore

Tell me if I missed anything!

( Characters: Joseph, Antonio and Wu Chang )

Joseph [ The Night Ripper ]

He'd be intrigued, the idea of playing something purely just to instill fear into yourself sounded idiotic and confusing. But since it was you who asked, he'd give it a try.

Joseph: Alright, and what are we supposed to do here?

Reader: When you see a black car pass by, hide, because that's the killers' car. And if you see someone with a duck mask and a long black coat with a black hat, run

Joseph: Oh alright, I think I remember what a car is...

Reader: Okay, go into the crack house

Joseph: Crack house?

Reader: You know, it's in the name, crack cocaine, the drug, and house, put it together and that's where people go have a good time

Joseph: *walks into crack house* Maybe I should go to a crack house with you sometime then :)

Reader: No, Joseph you don't wanna do that, crack cocaine isnt a good thing- OH MY FUCK JOSEPH

Joseph: WHAT- OH FUCK ITS DUCK MASK

Reader: DONT JUST STAND THERE, RUN- HES STABBING YOU RIGHT NOW

Joseph: HOW DO I RUN

Reader: SHIFT ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE KEYBOARD

Joseph: I CANT SEE ANYTHING ITS BLURRY

Reader: YOU HAVE TO CLICK REALLY FUCKIN FAST, YOUR ADRENALINE IS TOO HIGH

Joseph: *INTESNSE CLICKING NOISES*

Reader: *MC gets stabbed in the eye on screen* Well fuck, we're dead :p

Joseph: WHY WOULD THEY SHOW SUCH A THING

Reader: DONT ACT LIKE THERE WEREN'T PUBLIC EXECUTIONS OR SOME SHIT IN THE 1700s OR 1600s- I DONT REALLY KNOW

Joseph: I NEVER WENT TO SEE THOSE

Reader: WELL DID YOU MISS OUT?

Joseph: NO

He feels the need to check up on you every so often, deceased or not, he doesnt want you dying of a heart attack :( Joseph tries his best not to scare you too much in matches, so he usually let's you leave through dungeon if you've been good. Doesn't even step on you the rare couple of times he actually does down you :D

Antonio [ The Glass Staircase ]

Why would you play a game just to be scared? Although he has a literal demon inside of him, it doesnt feel as bad as people believe it is. Yeah it may whisper it wants to strangle him at times, but he assures himself that everything will be alright if it just keeps playing the violin that's gripped to his shoulder.

Antonio: Good girls take their medicine? What do we have, turberculosis? Cough away I guess

Reader: Nah, I actually have no idea, oh, and sorry you have to sit on the floor. You're kind of super tall and stuff

Antonio: *blushes and chuckles a bit* It's fine

Reader: Alright let's read these notes

*reads all available notes*

Reader: Jesus, what is this man trippin on?

Antonio: I dont know what he is, "trippin" on, but he is "trippin" on that terrible piano

Reader: LMFAO THAT WAS GOOD

Antonio: *Figets with his hair with a satisfied smile* Heh, I was only speaking the truth

Reader: Anyways, let's go through the doors, we have some gardening to do

Antonio: Of course

*door animation pauses and knocks back*

Antonio and reader: Wait what-

*THE LOUD SHIT THAT SCARED THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF ME*

*SCREAMS*

*Antonios hair suddenly wraps around Reader tightly*

*EVEN MORE SCREAMING*

It's become his thing to pull you in closer with his hair when he becomes hostile. Even in matches, he'll bleed out every survivor and hold you close seconds after. Fictional fear has no impact on what you feel during these moments, you wonder if you should keep playing these kinds of games with the charming violinist...

Wu Chang [ Nun Massacre ]

Fan would find it idiotic at first, you already have enough on your plate with tall hunters beating you to death almost everyday, why would you want to be even more frightened? As much as he is stubborn, later on as he got to know you and technology, he found it wasn't as bad as he thought it to be. Xie was confused and a bit concerned in the beginning, but seeing it please you and seeing how you wanted to share those experiences with him made his undead heart beat a bit slower.

Reader: Throw the rock at the glass window in the door

Fan: Wouldn't that alert the nun?

Xie: I'm sure it'll be fine as long as we hide for a bit

Reader: Yeah, just jump in really quickly and hide in the corner of the room

Fan: Alright, whatever you say Reader...

*Destroys window*

Reader: Okay go!

Fan: *continues to spacebar repeatedly* I'm trying to go over but it won't let me

Reader: Sometimes it might be like that, other people had problems like this

Xie: Fan, you're pressing it too much

Fan: IM TRYING OKAY

Reader: YOURE TAKING TOO LONG GO HIDE IN A BEDROOM

Fan: WHERE IS THE BEDROOM AGAIN

Reader: DOWN THE HALL OR SOMETHING

Fan: WHICH HALL

Xie: THE ONE DOWN THE STAIRS

Fan: FOR FUCKS SAKE *RUNS DOWN THE STAIRS*

Xie: TOO MANY STAIRS-

*gets stuck in barbed wire pit*

Reader: FAN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Fan: IT WENT TOO FAST READER, SORRY IM NOT A GOD

Reader: GOD WHY DOES SHE MAKE THOSE KINDS OF SOUNDS

Xie: OF COURSE SHES GONNA MAKE WEIRD SOUNDS, SHES IN AGONY???

Reader: WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE SHES HAVING A GOOD TIME IN THAT PIT HUH

Fan: LMFAOOO NO

*Nun peaks up on screen*

*collective concerned silence*

Reader: Uh, hey girrrrrrlllll, how are you doin? Please dont kill us lol

*nun starts to stab the shit out of the MC*

Xie, Fan and Reader: JESUS FUCK-

Fan feels the need to protect you even more now. He'll try to beat survivors down out of your line of sight to cut your heart some slack. Although he doesn't have that much of a problem chairing you, the fear ridden look on your face is so much more different than those of the cherished times you three share... Fan is much more careful of his image for you, he knows he supposed to be the angry/mean one, but he doesn't want you to run away from him or be too scared to confess your feelings to him...

Xie also feels the same, he'll be more gentle from then on, but doesn't stop playing his part in the actual death game. The tall, fair man only chairs you with a gentle grip and downs you with playful tripping. He also tries to look more reserved while in your witness, but when he hunts other survivors, let's just say that everyone always begs you post match to escort them for the rest of the day... You want to confront the boys about it, but with everything you hear, they could do anything dangerous to you if they were to ever lose the wrong screw. Despite what you may think about the situation, dont be too naive to believe they're both too Innocent. Even your most loved ones could be the bigger threat.

[gabzlovesu]

VALENTINE'S DAY STORYTIME:

here’s what happened...

we celebrated valentine's day on saturday because i wasn't sure what my schedule for monday was gonna look like — nursing school doesn't stop for nobody yall and i can't afford to get behind. i had to study for an exam on sunday and the restaurant wasn't gonna be open that day, so we settled for the latest reservation we could get at char on saturday, which was 12:00.

ok say boom, friday night i washed my hair and prepped it for my wig and stuff, but ya girl was in distress because i didn't finish until like 1 or 2 in the morning and my hair was still a little damp. so i'm like, i'll just get up in the morning to put it on.

saturday morning i get up at 8 and to lay my wig — almost burning myself in the process — and do my makeup. and look...i'm no pro but i did wtf i had to do! i was on crunch time with only 3 hours to get ready and i mf did that! i literally did not get dressed up until the last minute and i was scared that we weren't going to make our brunch reservation. here's my otufit ig, i literally don't know how to take pictures so don't say nothing:

i tell him to pull up to my dorm because i'm getting dressed and it will only take a few minutes to get myself together and the resturant was just down the street. AS SOON AS I GET DRESSED I REALIZE I DON'T HAVE MY WINTER COAT! but being the bad bitch that i am i was just gonna suck it up and go out in the 30 degree weather and just grab my coat from the car. that would be fine right? NOPE! i fucking forgot that my sister took the car to work that morning so i wouldn't be able to get my jacket. when my bf pulled up i literally sprinted to the car with his gift in my arms looking like a skank 😭 but yall would do it too for a check!

we made it in time, we get our table with no wait at all. cool. and i just know people are staring at me for being dressed like this when its freezing outside, idgaf tho and they need to worry about they food. we had the stupid chocolate milk debate at the table lmaooooo. anyways, i got the shrimp and grits and he got the chicken and biscuits (ya know some real southern shit purrr). now exaplain to me why my shit was expensive and i got like a cup of grits and 5 pieces of shrimp and this man had hella food for less. i was cheated yall, but he did share some of his food with me hehe 🥰 we got desert also, which was alright but the options were limited and i'm a picky eater lol. here's my food:

he takes me back to my place so i can change into some comfy clothes and clean up my room before i go to his apartment. and we made a quick stop by walgreens on the way to his place.... iykyk.

so we walk up the stairs and he like pauses before he opens the door, and i'm just like, you good bro?? BUT IT TURNS OUT HE HAD ROSE PETALS LEADING TO HIS ROOM WHERE THEY WERE ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND ON THE BED IN A HEART SHAPE WITH CHOCOLATES AND A BIG SQUISHMALLOW!!! he knows i loves squishmallows, they're so cutee aaghhhhh. he also said that he will take me to get a mani pedi wenever i want; he didn't want to make an appointment in advance because he knows nursing school has my schedule all fucked up. then he opened my gift which was a basket full of candy, a card, the new pokemon game that he wanted so bad, and a nike gift card.

and ummm this is the nsfw part so go away if your not 18+ or you don't want to read it. so we started making out and shit and my clothes just disappeared like idk what happened yall 🤷🏽‍♀️ he at my coochie, as he should, and then broke my back while folding me in half like a lawn chair. there were some slipups, like a rose petal got stuck in my butt crack and i didn't even know lmfao, and i said "you gonna fuck me like a slut?" and he didn't respond how i wanted him too and i was embarazzed (he's so vanilla yall, we're working on that tho). then this man said — and i quote— "squirt all over my dick" EXCUSE ME??!!! WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT BECAUSE I AINT NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT BEFORE OMGGGGG...but i did it tho sskksks.

when we were finish we really just laid around and had a chill day after that, we don't have to be doing much to enjoy each other's company. i watched him play the pokemon game for a little bit before watching tiktoks on my phone. eventually he fell asleep (that coochie knocked him out 😮‍💨) i was fighting off sleep but i stayed up to study a little for my exam. we eventually went on a food run with his friends that night an then went to sleep. i did unfortunately loose my BRAND FREAKING NEW set of lashes that i had put on that day :(

BUT I LOVED OUR VALENTINE'S DAY AND I LOVE HIM SO MUCH OKAY BYEEEE!

[staysuki]

Okay so I'm back and wow I have so much to say

Firstly, welcome 🦄,🌺,🗽!

The ashnon family is genuinely becoming so much fun I just wish that we could have a group chat where we're anonymous too cause I'm better at small ass messages than lengthy paragraphs. Anyways, for the zodiac stuff, I'm a Libra, Sagittarius rising and moon in Libra too even though I barely know what that means because I haven't really checked out much in those terms, all I know is that Libras tend to have alot of crushes and are super lovey dovey people while I'm not really attracted to people and as I said before, in my picrew thing, people are kinda scared of me so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, LOVEGAME ANON HAS SUCH BIG BRAIN WITH SO MUCH BRAIN CELL WOWWWWWW HELP ME PLEASE AND DONATE SOME BRAIN I POSSESS AN EMPTY SHELL OF A HEAD

And dw bs, I know you're not cheating, so can we simp for lovegame anon's sexc brain together? Cause damn damn damnnn

But I'm sure that lovegame anon wouldn't be able to read into the characters this well if Ash didn't write them with so much thought behind each of them, so thank you Ash, you have big big brain too

Also am I the only person who thought that candy was definitely Hyunjin from the teaser because the synopsis literally says, "Definitely not like Hwang" or something like that which always means "it's definitely hwang" like okay anyways wowowow

Also Ash, you being a lyING SNEAK CHEAT HOW COULD YOU I GENUINELY THOUGHT THAT YOU MEANT THAT YOU WERE A SCORPIO AND THEN I PANICKED BECAUSE IT'S SCORPIO BIRTHDAY SEASON COMING UP IN A FEW DAYS AND I NEED TIME TO GET SOMETHING TOGETHER FOR YOU LIKE ???? I NEED WARNINGS

No but when you said that you were lying, I genuinely thought that you just wanted some gifts real quick and not the whole scorpios are bad ass bitches sort of thing 😭😭😭

Anyways, SLC is really vavavoom if you get what I mean, it's just so damn interesting. Your girl currently thinks that Ryujin is the hottest person in this entire series because she is, just look at her vibes and personality and everything. She's perfect. Felix is giving me very mysterious vibes, this boy really gotta sneak around and apparate and disapparate. Teach me your ways sir 🙇‍♀️

Also Lovegame, can you do an analysis of pp heart cause like ahahaha, bs anon, ash and I absolutely love it cause it's genius

ANYWAYS THAT'S ALL I THINK

-🍕

(CURRENTLY IN THE BATHROOM. WILL EDIT A REPLY TO THIS LATER BUT WANTED TO GET IT POSTED IN CASE OTHER ANONS GO ONLINE TO SEE IT)

(this is my new “reply is under construction photo”)

NEW EDIT:

was gonna remove the standholder reply but honestly it’s funny so i’ll keep it there.

ASHNON FAMILY pls, it sounds like im some shitty youtuber pls “HEYYOW 💫WELCOME BACK 🤪WHATSUP ASHNON FAM 💁‍♂️”. same i wish there’s an anon chat thingie somewhere idk 🤧. i checked out my astrology chart and i can’t find the rising but i’m a capricorn moon apparently so i’m ~emotional~ from being a cancer but i’m also ~cool, calm, and collected~ from the lunar capricorn thingie. i’m so 4D.

yes, honestly, lovegame such a smartie 😭🤧 she’s so kewl. and thank you 💀💀💀 you don’t have to sneak in a praise for me everytime JSHWJSHHSHSHWSH.

I ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS FROM THAT TOO “iTs DefinIteLy NOT hyunjin 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️”—though i can excuse BS anon, because she knew right away that it was hyunjin, i just gaslit her into thinking otherwise bc haha 🙆‍♀️ got em. she was like “oOoh hyunjin” n i was like “ya sure?? 🤔🤔🤔”.

LMFAO. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT’S SCORPIO SEASON 😭😭😭 i just wanted to give off bad biddie vibes why would i want gifts, all ya’lls presence are presents on it’s own~ (jkjk) dw, i’ll remind you two months in advance if my bday’s coming HSHWJSHSHS i told ya’ll it’s coming up next year 💔💔💔

FELIX IS NOT REAL. he is indeed a mere ghostly apparition, everyone just has supernatural powers hence why they see him. the big reveal is that he’s actually candy and is like the supernatural force in Unfriended.

PP heart please 😭 someone requested a part two and i was like,,,, i’m sorry, i’m not doing one JSHWJSHSJSH. like i can’t even believe people READ it.

[steponmepinkjun]

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WONDERING! maybe its cause i dont look a day over 13 and im 5'2. idk. i think everyone stopped being scared of me when i stopped clawing bitches in hs. maybe i should grow out my nails again... LMFAO i was feral fr. nah but when ppl tell me i talk to much i get more upset and less angry and wanting to ruin their life bc my track record w keeping friends is so bad my brain has convinced me it's a me problem and something i genuinely need to work on so i shouldnt hold it against them. it keeps me from sending them 6ft under but i still do hold it against them. like yes jade i remember every single little off comment u made to me in 8th grade. tbh looking back on it it's probably because i still wanted to be friends w them that i held back. the bitches who Really crossed me and i lashed out at, never recovered. i was deadass aboutta jump a bitch on the way home from work the other day for smth he did three years ago. guess i really am a scorpio LMAOOOO too bad im leaving the country i wouldve loved to knock his lights out -felix bi anon

My philosophy on yall shorties has always been this: the shorter they are, the closer to hell. Do NOT fuck w a shortie they will slice your achilles tendon and then go back to their iced coffee like it twerent no thang. Mess w someone under 5'5", they will burn your house down right after they ask for your help reaching the snacks on the top shelf 😂 IT IS NOT A GAAAAAME HOMIE 🤣🤣 anyone who thinks that shorties can't fight has never gotten an uppercut to the jaw from someone who looks like they should be on the schoolbus but harbors the fires of hell inside them at all times. Not a joke, just a fact. I promise you though it's absolutely not a you problem, I know it's so hard to overcome that mindset because we're constantly confronted w the fact that we live in a world that is not designed for us to thrive in, but it's not a you problem, some people just fucking suck. If I had a boring ass NT brain I'd probably be mad as hell that someone had so many cool things to talk about too, when all I had was a regurgitation of whatever mainstream news was out lately 🙄 If I wasn't easily able to juggle six topics and storylines at once during any conversation I'd be mad too 🙄 If I was the human brain equivalent of flat soda I'd be mad too 🙄 Scorpios do be ruuuuuthlessssss tho, straight out the jungle type ruthless 😂 that's what I love about yall. Yall don't miss, yall don't even play. Your shooters a scorp, they stay hot 😂 But I also really love the fact that Scorpios are so feisty and petty because they are deadass the most loyal fuckin people you've ever met, they've always been through shit and have been hurt and their heart is locked away behind all the walls all their past betrayals built. But if you stick around, put in some elbow grease, show you're a real one? Get past those walls? Actually get to touch that heart that theyve kept so soft and so tender, away from all that damage? They'll never leave you, never ever, theyll never dream of going against you or betraying your trust. They'll ride out for life. You gotta work for em, but they're worth it. And if you finally earn that trust, and then betray it? You go back on a scorp once they've allowed you into the triple-decker high-end-security vault that is their heart? They NEVER forget. They might forgive you, sometime 80 years from now, at your own funeral (which they showed up to looking hotter and more successful and more unbothered than anyone else), but they will never forget. Scorps are soft and extremely sensitive under that exoskeleton. Under it all, they're as soft as a scoop of strawberry ice cream melting in the summer sun. Softiest, sweethearts, good, loyal friends, protective as fuck, scary on the outside but only bevause they have reason to be. Every person I've ever fallen in love with has been a Scorpio for that reason, they fuckin get it. I ain't never had my ass checked quicker or more thoroughly than by a Capricorn, and I ain't never been whipped into shape faster than by an Aries lmfao you're swimmin in it, you're golden, boo. MY ass however hoooo lawd jeebus, I got the taurus moon (sounds of projectile vomiting) which is why these boys easily control my emotions from their fuckin dorm that don't even got a proper curtain rod 😂

[sorikkung]

I don't mind, I just like talking to you anyways and this is a good excuse 🙃 first things first I'm in my mom's place, so I'm almost 100km away from where I live and I thought would be a good idea to open up Tinder and see if I could match with some interesting people now so basically I have two gossips about my midnight Tinder matches.

First one was with this really sweet guy that lives in my city. He's a hella sportist and even participates on jiu-jitsu championships. You know those quiet math guys that don't usually talk much but they are very talkative when it comes to his interests and this hard shell is only to protect a big warm heart? Is him. And the fact that it only took me a a couple of DAYS to get so close of him bothered and scared me a lot. Right now, we're in a video call and he keeps saying that I'm pretty and that he's falling in love with me and I can see, by the way he looks at me, that it trully might have something going on.

I don't know, I feel a little scared about it, not gonna lie, but I assume I'm intrigued as well as I want to try out and see where it goes but is all so unsure...

This second gossip is about some friends of mine from here. They used to date for a long time, I met them with already two years of relationship on their backs so, this year they would be like, 6 years together. As I said, I was at Tinder and I saw this profile with a picture I've seen before. I went to this friend Insta and the picture was there, same name, age, place, everything was the same. I was gagged but, anyway, brushed it off because it might be a fake profile or maybe they were seeking for someone to spicy up their relationship, I don't know, I was trying to create an excuse for why was him there that wasn't because he was cheating.

Obviously, I swiped right on him because, if he was really cheating, he would know I saw him and I knew what he was doing. But that left me really unsettled, so I went to Insta again. I checked both his and hers profiles and they weren't following each other anymore, all their cute photos with texts celebrating their birthdays were also gone... Was like they were never together. I even checked her TikTok videos and, apparently, she had returned to her parents house after a year living with him.

They had broke up and I heard about it from Tinder 🤡

To add up: he just text me today, while I was in call with this new guy and legit asked about a hook-up. Like a good slut, I said he could pass by with drinks and drugs and we would party and kiss like good friends do 🙃 so I guess this will have more scenes to come. And I hope I can kiss her as a friend too, they're both hot

this is so wild lmFAOooo mainly the second part but damn look at you go??? mfs fallin in love w you n shit??? goals???? i keep telling myself ill never stoop as low as to download tinder bc too many straight people but honestly all the lgbt focused dating apps be kinda dry i might as well 😭😭 doesnt help that i usually leave convos on read bc they bore me easily or just take too much effort... oof. but i digress. why are you so scared of where things are going w your tinder match? lmfao right now as in as you type this?? does he know youre gossiping abt him to a random australian online 😭😭

as for the second part at least theres no cheating, but if you kiss them separately when they seem to have broken up on bad enough terms to wipe it all i feel like thatd cause drama... but if youre not super close w them and just wanna shitstir, im not gonna deter you lmFAOoo live ur hoe life bestie. wish that were me (i say, with like 37 bitches in my dms i ghosted bc i ran out of things to say to them and they didnt interest me enough to ask to meet SDFGSDFKHSDFH)