#lmaosefjiosuhsoihao THANK YOU

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i can zasr ramble better than that ofur guy. zim and skoodge accidentally end up on a dating show and efurrybody is enamored with skoodge while completely ignoring zim. he has a babyfit about this and is voted out immediately, only later coming back to try to woo skoog HIMSELF

EVERYONE LOVES SKOODGE????!? could never happen in canon. lets make this real

OHHH babyfit zim of course he would mister "i like attention" whore

woo-ing skoog only because he knows a plot twist will get him positive feedback from the audience but instead the host takes both of them and kicks them off the set.

and then they kiss in the alleyway to feel better about it <3