#lmaoooooo my poor bby

[fantasywritten]

HE’S GENUINELY PISSED. He’s ready to throw something. Rolling up his sleeves, he looks around the room, eyes narrowing when he sees the desk chair. Yup, that’ll do. Someone better stop him before he completely destroys the office.

[bakvrue]

bkg and sebek are in a room playing jenga. discuss.

They're fighting over me in a room that seals away their powers and locks from the outside. They figured that this would be the fairest way to battle.

Bakugou starts and pulls one easily towards the bottom, immediately upping the difficulty. Sebek counters, pulling one from the middle

Both men are quiet for the first times in their life as the battle goes on, each wittling away at the available blocks of wood. Sweat accumulating on their brows.

When all of the easy pieces are picked katsuki is left with the impossible task. He must take out a middle piece that is supporting the whole tower on it's own. He lines up his hand, points at the see-through mirror he knows I'm watching behind. Then he chops his hand through the center, the side of his palm seamlessly pushing out the middle block of wood in slow motion. The rest of the tower sways as it falls, repiling itself almost perfectly.

Katsuki lets out a victory scream!! Hands in the air, banging on the brick wall behind him as sebek falls to his knees. He's yelling too, but because he could never be as cool as Bakugou. Bakugou is so fucking estatic, he look at the mirror again motioning to wherever he thinks i am like "baby when i get out of here im kissing you so hard."

Sebek is a crumpled mess on the floor. A man not yet defeated, until he measures his losses. He tries to pull a brick from his sitting position but his half assed attempt brings the wooded tower clattering on top of him.

The door buzzes, and Katsuki races out to find me while sebek cries into the wooden pieces that brought him his downfall.

[thelovelybitten]

vera’s first watch of south park — season six (part 1)

i’m blazing thru these seasons like it’s nothing omg. happy tho, i like it more and more each day.

EPISODE 1:

new intro ???? the old one will be missed

TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY TIMMY best part of the new intro

THE BUTTERS SHOW GHBGBFDJ HE’S SO JFKBSKJD

butters why are u in kenny’s sweater

oh. that’s why

stan still referring to butters as kenny haha

kyle spitting facts. once again

STAN NOT THE LYING

KYLE TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

THEN THEY ALL WATCHING CARTMAN ON THE PHONE

nah butters was real for saying no

“kenny would have done it.” STAN NOT THE PEER PRESSURE GOOD LORD

y’all is gaslighting him >:(

oh my god.

poor butters :’(

the three boys are so terrible for this

like poor baby boy

oh no oh NO BUTTERS IS IN FOR IT

the BOYS ARE SO MEAN

BUTTERS IS SO FUCKING REAL FOR CALLING OUT THE BOYS

oh fuck the largest PUTT PUTT GOLF COURSE ?? butters winning as he should

oh god butters gonna be grounded for a decade

CARTMAN FDJBKBFDSKFS HE LOOKS SO SILLY

i know cartman ain’t abt to beat up his lovely mother BC IT’S ON SIGHT

what the FUCK CARTMAN

WHATEVER, WHATEVER THANK YOU TIKTOK

this 4 month child is wild

WHAT IS THIS MELODY BUTTERS ??#?2/31?

EPISODE 2:

i miss the old intro

wait kenny isn’t in the postcard

so he’s actually dead dead??? FUCK :’(

STOP CALLING BUTTERS KENNY >:(

i hate how they making butters do all this shit god it’s sad

wait what the fuck

EW DON’T MAKE BUTTERS EAT HIS OWN-

I’MMA THROW UP NOW

it’s AIDES NOT AIDS GOD DAMMIT

oh no butters i hope he slims down for his own sanity

cartman. don’t talk to butters to like that u are no different jackass

GUYS STOP

U ARE 9 YEARS OLD U CANNOT PERFROM LIPOSUCTION SURGERY

honestly if this gets graphic i’m skipping thru it

CARTMAN EW WHAT THE FUCK

this is so fucked up i can’t condone this my sons are feral and i wanna protect butters so badly

HE’S LITERALLY DYING CHRIS

OH LORD.

i’m so disappointed with my kids rn

like poor fuckin butters he’s so baby and he’s being bullied

what the hell oh my god the sign

butters gets beat by his own parents??? god the trauma for butters

EPISODE 3:

god this is almost unwatchable

TAKE ON ME SO REAL

where is miss liane ???

i’m so sad rn

also irritated

IKE !!!! HE’S LITTLE SKI FIT

can we get the shit off of butters’ face

OH NO IKE MY BABY

FRENCH FRIES, PIZZA

stan is like. wtf

I KNOW UR NOT SHITTING ON MY BEST SON, MY FAVE SON

stan is so unbothered as he should

the parents JUST WANNA SKI

heather?

STAN IS 8 BFFR

EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHERS WATCHING STAN RACE LMAO

STAN IS SO BABY FJBKDBFKDSKG

BUTTERS BUSTIN IT DOWN AS HE SHOULD HE ATE THOSE 4 SECONDS

stan: :| he’s so unfazed

AYO ???? I’M WORRIED FOR STANLEY

he’s GOT HEATHER ???

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HEATHER

i wish wendy was the female lead fucking missed opportunity

let’s GO SKIER!STAN

hc: stan is so athletic, football? baseball? skiing? HE IS A BEAST

i also hc stan being good at hockey too

let’s GO STAN MY BOYYYY

kyle looking at a picture of him and stan style crumbs

stan is doing so well i love him

NOT THE TITS KNSGBSBSD

stan main slayer

so FUCKING WEIRD

EPISODE 4:

okay boys this show is. a choice.

SHELLY WATCHING BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SO REAL AND TRUE OF HER

y’all robbing butters

OOP. CARTMAN.

BUTTERS IS STILL HOLDING SHELLY’S TAMPONS GSKBDSGBKS

kids YOU CAN’T GO INTO A BAR

boat going through anger management i would too

DAMN SHELLY GOING THRU IT

i feel u miss girl, i feel u.

lord LMAOOOOOO

*immediately calls clyde* so FUCKING VALID

EPISODE 5:

my fucking KIDS I HAVE MISSED THEM SO

YO WHAT THE FUCK NOT THE CASUAL BEHEADING

SAVE THE BBY COWS

KYLE DON’T DO IT

cartman is A FREAK

kyle destroying cartman as he should

stan in HIS LITTLE SPY SUIT

“we have to carry them one by one” is carrying TWO AT A TIME

stan fighting his parents SO SLAY OF HIM

KYLE ATE TOO

oh no BUTTERS U GOT THIS

BUTTERS NAMED ALL THE COWS OMG A BABY

LIANE A QUEEN

stan becoming a vegan??? he won’t last i’m sorry

craig’s FAMILY JKFDSNJKFDKS

i love dogs thank u for ur service

cartman IS SLAYING FOR THIS

8 FUCKING DAYS HOLY SHIT

stan looks so bad omg

wtf

TOLD Y’ALL HE COULDN’T BE VEGAN

lowkey this is fuel for my fanfic

[bibibuckleyy]

‘Pinned’ liveblog

there are def spoilers ahead so don’t read if you haven’t seen the episode yet! also this is definitely not gonna make sense if you haven’t seen the episode and it’s very long so i’m sorry in advance

i wanna go to this bowling alley

i agree garett is a damn treasure look at that boi

he’s totally boyfriend manager material

yes buck you are a genuis 

“technically it would be an exoskeleton”

LET HIM ENJOY THE WIN

“NO REFUNDS”

ayeeee my son garett gettin his coin go be manager 👏🏽

“JESSE, YOU’RE FIRED” LMAOOOOOO

so apparently green tea fights brain tumors

so let me tall y’all bout my good friend MICHAEL

he’s got a brain tumor and he is scarin the shit out the whole fandom

and hey instead of gettin the SURGERY

THIS BITCH IS GOIN CAMPING

i don’t think he understands that he cannot fucking die 

athena and may are literally me

they both like ‘wtf why is he goin camping he has a damn brain tumor’

and the fandom like ‘bitch same T-T’

no pressure bobby but MICHAEL’S LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS

michael bby i don’t know why your doctor cleared you for this

like ‘hey, you have a life-threatening tumor but whatev’s YOLO lmao go camping dude hopefully you don’t progressively get worse while you are there lol lol’

spoiler alert: he gets worse

me and his doc bout to throw hands

if athena and may don’t get him first

“assuming there is a next year”

well f u c k.

that’s a 2020 mood tho fr fr 

athena pls knock some sense into michael you have my blessing girlie

congrats may on gettin into USC!

*casually googles USC*

WOW ALBERT

i dunno what i expected

but it was not...that

throw the whole room away chim

”technically he doesn’t even have a room” DAMN CHIM THE SHADE

things just ‘ignited’ huh?

well that was awkward

EXCUSE YOU ALBERT IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE DO NOT QUESTION MADNEY

“she’s a good friend to you” with that little sip after DAMN ALBERT I CACKLED

Chim bby you look exhausted lmao

omg wAIT I LOVE THE TREE PLANTING TRADITION

IT’S SO NOBLE

“Plant it, let it grow, and stay out if it’s way!”

i love that they are including bobby in this

michael? michael what’s wrong with your hands buddy

THAT’S IT THIS TRIP IS CANCELLED SIRI TAKE US TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL

“ah, the dreaded c-word”

hi hello yes i only accept relationship advice if it comes from hen or athena

awkward shoulder laugh?? ok buddie eddie

“tommorow isn’t promised to anyone, so if you love her, tell her”

*still doesn’t tell buck how he feels*

i love athena and may’s bond 

it’s real like yea they have problems and disagreements but theye still love eachother

i like that they don’t agree all the time about everything

“we still have time” UH YEA BITCH WE BETTER

michael you are hi key scaring me now

stop stop stop you guys need to go to the hospital

bobby and harry are the duo we didn’t know we needed 

ok listen

i really hated this emergency

like just do your dishes bitch

your house is already remodeled

i mean like it was still a good rescue

but i was kind of an eyeroll

he really shot himself with a nail gun

bruh

“i didn’t say i love you back to my daughter”

aii so he’s not as thick headed as i thought

wowzers that’s a lot of blood comign out of his chest

i literally chose the worst moment to make food

i‘m seasoned 9-1-1 vet tho so i’m used to it lmao

 EDDIE WAIT ARE YOU ASKING BUCK OUT 

WAIT IT WAS SO CASUAL THO

IT’S LIKE

THEY DO THIS OFTEN

ANA FLORES WHO

(ok ok i like Ms. Flores but i am a buddie stan first and foremost)

wow i didn’t expect that when they opened the back of the ambulance

lord have mercy this dudes blood is everywhere

me too buck, me too

i mean like i would lose my appetite but like,,, this popcorn is good yo

“where are you going?”

“to ask your sister out on a date so i can tell her i love her”

YES CHIM GO GET HER 

*chants* MANDEY! MADNEY! MADNEY!

uh oh michael and bobby are bout to fiiight

“i’m fine”

“no michael, you’re not, and i think it’s time we all started admitting that”

FUCKING THANK YOU BOBBY 

IT’S NOT ALL OK DAMNIT

“you think you are hiding it but he sees it”

YEA SO DO WE AND I THINK I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY I DON’T LIKE IT

“to learn!”

“to learn what?”

“how to be a family when i’m gone”

.........

i hate everyone 

my heart didn’t deserve to break like that

JOSHHHHHHH

HI BBY

there are still bruises on his face :(

i’m still mad about his date

FUCK YOU GREG 

maddie dear chimney is not breaking up with you lmao

poor josh bro sunshine bby didn’t deserve it

i love athena and hen’s dynamic like just GOALS

“this thing with michael is looming over us constantly”

truer words have never been spoken 

i want to go to a revolving restaurant

it looked so cool

this is gonna sound weird byut maddie not saying i love you was just even better than her saying it back

she expressed it in her own way

(still fuck you doug) 

“i love you maddie, and as long as i know you feel the same, i can say it enough for the both of us”

WHAT DID THIS WORLD DO TO DESERVE THIS MAN 

WHOLESOME SO DAMN WGOLESOME

oh hey this dude is gonna propose

foreshadowing??

this dude really dropped the box

lmao why he look so nervous

i thought when she grabbed the box her hand was gonna get caught in the revolver thing

“the answer is-”

MY JAW HIT THE FLOOR

OH MY GOD

FUCKING EARRINGS 

LORD NOOOOOOOOOO LMAOOOOOO

the way maddie went “oh boy” honestly same here we go

“five years together and you bring me up here for earrings?”

“it’s your birthday”

“yea, next week”

The dude that turned around right after he said that was me

like i just,,,,

fucking earrings AHAHAHAAAAAAAA

homegirl really chose the worst moment to stand up

i take it back i don’t want to go to one of those restaurants 

wowwwww madney really being a dynamic duo in a crisis

and i am here for it!

they saved homegirl’s life

AND GOT A FREE HOTEL ROOM FOR ITTTTTT

I LITERALLY CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE MICHAEL ANGST

two bros, chillin by the camp fire, and i’m freakin out cause one of them’s gonna die

“i wanna see him grow up, and i don’t know if i will”

9-1-1 writers turn on your location i just wanna talk-

“i need you to keep me and my father alive for him” 

thanks i hate it

candlelit breakfast is then new thing pass it on

“took maddie out to talk and things...ignited”

 CHIMNEY YOU SMUG BASTARD

“hey handsome”

*points* there! there’s the exact moment my heart stopped

HELL NAH GET THIS DUDE AWAY FROM JOSH IMMEDEATLY

rest in power to josh’s mug

OH

OH SHIT

HE HAS A GUN

HE HAS A FUCKIN GUN

“i love you howie”

.....

bitch i didn’t order this take it back

no no no no nO NOOOOOOOOOOO

so i honestly forgot abou the whoe ‘hostage situation thing’

I WASN’T EXPECTING THIS

CAN JOSH GET A DAMN BREAK PLEASE

josh looks so scared awwwww NOOOOOO

“do not move, or you will be shot”

bitch nO

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

somebody call buck he’ll know what to do

so.... this has been my “Pinned” liveblog! i’m sorry it was super long and there was like no capitalization anywhere lmao. i actually enjoyed this so hit up my askbox if you want me to liveblog another episode!

[harryfeatgaga]

I'm feeling so f*lthy🥺wbu bby, me thinks it's time for some naughty thots😌

YAAAAAAS

Anonymous said: not me paying off my credit card just so that i can THINK about another harry ticket. this man owns my bank account 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 -slut anon

EKNDJFBHGYEUJDNFBH TRULY ITS SICK

Anonymous said: that lion looks so miserable lmaoooooo poor thing

I KNOWKDJIFKO GOD

Anonymous said: I mean if Harry’s balls are super heavy and full I’d be happy to help his release that pressure!

MOOD!

[seventeen-teen-teen-trash]

Everyone loves fuckboi Josh in Vernon's au but I have a strong feeling that his own au is gonna make me VERY angry at his fuckboi-ness lmao

lmfao if only you guys knew

@peppermintlia said:I sit with my whole family at brunch and it’s boring af so I’m reading part ten and when the part came “fuckboy Joshua at your service” I totally lost it. And at the end my whole family thought I’m writing really with a fuckboy 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

LMAO. uh oh spaghetti-o’s

Anonymous said:Wow I just woke up but 1. DAMN YOU CUTE AS HELL OMG YAAASSSS GIRL 💕💫2. Vernon.... my dear vernon... everyone said you shouldn't trust chaeyeon smh and that's how you betray cinnamon??? Ahhhh it's making me CrAzY. And cinnamon better go to that game with josh. Cinnamon is jealous? Then vernon should be jealous to 😑😏

THANK YOU SO MUCH. and right lmaoooooo. if we suffering then he gotta suffer too

@skytimil said:ASDFGHJKSHKAL JOSHUA IS ACTUALLY A SOFTIE LOOK AT THAT!! SO CUTE! or is he like that just for his friends girls hummmmm let's wait for his au

Cinnamon just confessed that she likes Hansol, my day is complete!!

she didddddd. wonder how things will play out, eh?

@laragazzadifuoco said:I knew, poor Cinnamon :( Vernon you have to wake up!!! About chae I knew there were something wrong about her, how dares she! >.

hahahahahahahaahha ;)))) if only you knew

Anonymous said:Can't wait for part 11!!!! Chaeyeon can go suck a dick and have a hockey accident. Stay away from Hansol

i love how violent you guys are

@svt-angel said:I definitely don't like chae she's being a BiTcH! GeT Out OF ThE WaY GIrL!! MY Y/N AND HANSOL NEED TO BE TOGETHER! So fuckboy joshua might take cinnamon to the game... cant wait to see hansol's reaction!!! Ly ( btw u look so cute in that pic 💖)

LMAOOOOO. wonder what will happen at the game hmmm. thank you so much bby ily

@ru-lin said:wowowow vernon are you really that dumb?? also i am hERE for fuckboy josh being a good friend!! can't wait to see what his au will look like lmao (but no pressure!!!! get some rest after hansol's au is done!!!)

Vernon is clueless and chae rly gotta make him even more clueless smh. josh is such a bro i love him. thank you bby :’)

[leppardbowie]

1-100 of the same asks you sent me! Fancy granting an interview for your public? X'D

I regret asking for this lmaoooooo hehe but here we go x’D

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? None

is your room messy or clean? I dont have a room but my living area (1 half of the front room of the apartment has groceries all over it rn bc i just came back from the store lol)

what color are your eyes? Brown ( basic I know)

do you like your name? why? Yes its quite unique :p

what is your relationship status? Never been in one lma

describe your personality in 3 words or less : Rainbow child

what color hair do you have? Brown but it looks black though in the summer if I leave it out it turns red

what kind of car do you drive? color? I dont have one :o

where do you shop? lol the store

how would you describe your style? someone where between boho goth and tomboy (if I had any money I could experiment)

favorite social media account . I . Hate.social media but stay on it lmao

what size bed do you have? I dont have a bed I sleep on the floor on a huge blanket lmao ( it hurts bc I have such protruding bones)

any siblings? TOOOO MANY lol

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Lmao somewhere cold like siberia 

favorite snapchat filter? dont have snapchat

favorite makeup brand(s) dont care about make-up enough

how many times a week do you shower? I take a bath everyday 

favorite tv show? I dont watch tv but  the last show I liked was Red Band Society

shoe size? 12

how tall are you? 6″2

sandals or sneakers? I LOVE SNEAKERS

do you go to the gym? Yes I love it

describe your dream date ummm I dont think abt them things

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? $1.84

what color socks are you wearing? none but just took off some red socks

how many pillows do you sleep with? none I sleep w/a moose called moosey that ive had since 2008

do you have a job? what do you do? cashier

how many friends do you have? irl none

whats the worst thing you have ever done? eat a bunch of pineapples when I was like 5

whats your favorite candle scent? melon

3 favorite boy names I dont fav names lol

3 favorite girl names none

favorite actor? I dont watch alot of movies but bc hes been my fav dude since I was a bby Hugh jackman but more recent for like 5 years now eddie redmayne 

favorite actress? eee none really

who is your celebrity crush? havent got one atm 

favorite movie? SGT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND bee gees peter frampton

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? Yes and adrenalize phil collen

money or brains? eh eh ( am poor) and alot of rich people you’ll realize are super stupid lol but I guess money (because I aint got none)

do you have a nickname? what is it? mommanoma

how many times have you been to the hospital? enough times

top 10 favorite songs TOO MANY TOO NAME omdgsgdlkds

do you take any medications daily? no 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) soft ?!?!?

what is your biggest fear? the end

how many kids do you want? 2 girls 2 boys

whats your go to hair style? I usually wear a hat

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) I live in a 1 room apartment

who is your role model? myself (sorry @ everyone lol)

what was the last compliment you received? “I like your shirt”

what was the last text you sent? “Hai”

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? He is

what is your dream car? A truck ford F350

opinion on smoking? *chokes* ew

do you go to college? not yet

what is your dream job? Having my own crochet store or being a director/actress/singer

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? rural

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? no

do you have freckles? Idk ?!?

do you smile for pictures? Yes ever since I was in a class and we needed to get I.D’s made and when it came time to take pictures the rude ass lady went “are you sure you want to smile with your teeth” so yah I smile showing all them teeth

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 4

have you ever peed in the woods? never been into the woods

do you still watch cartoons? yah

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? wendys

Favorite dipping sauce? ranch or tartar sauce

what do you wear to bed? nothing

have you ever won a spelling bee? yah

what are your hobbies? crocheting , drawing , making horrid movie reviews , thinking i am a professional nail artists 

can you draw? yah

do you play an instrument? nerp

what was the last concert you saw? never been to one

tea or coffee? both

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? only bc here the dunkin is nasty starbucks

do you want to get married? yeh

what is your crush’s first and last initial? dont have one

are you going to change your last name when you get married? I might

what color looks best on you? burgundy / light blue

do you miss anyone right now? dovid baowie

do you sleep with your door open or closed? who doesnt lock the door

do you believe in ghosts? yesh

what is your biggest pet peeve?  people sniffling,coughing,sneezing,snorting just people 

last person you called`mommy

favorite ice cream flavor? dont like ice cream that much but eith caramel or pistachio

regular oreos or golden oreos? pumpkin spice

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? ewww sprinkles are gross

what shirt are you wearing? none

what is your phone background? bee gees and peter frampton

are you outgoing or shy? am a shy turtle

do you like it when people play with your hair? I will break ur arm if you touch my hair

do you like your neighbors? no

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? morning

have you ever been high? no

have you ever been drunk? no

last thing you ate? am eating a pizza

favorite lyrics right now “ even when im wrong I tend to think im right”

summer or winter? winter

day or night? day

dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk

favorite month? october/november

what is your zodiac sign scorpio ;)

who was the last person you cried in front of? mi mommy

that concludes our interview