#lmaoooooo i can't breathe

[huhyuhbah]

{ op }

guys i nearly spat out my water omg

[le-panda-chocovore]

I'M FUCKING DYING, WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS ???? THEY SWAPPED THEIR CLOTHES GODDAMMIT THEY'RE TRYING TO BE EACH OTHER LMAOOOOOO I CAN'T BREATHE

[slut4bluemen]

Just This Time

Just a little human Quaritch drabble 🤭

I've been going through a Stephan Lang faze lmaoooooo, he's just so fine 👁👁

⚠Warnings⚠: age gape, grooming?? Idk the reader is in her late thirties, smut, deep throating, sexy schmexy time, rough sex, he lowkey has a breeding kink tf😭😭😭

I grunt as the seal finally snaps into place, the sound of the Falcon powering up as Trudy turned it on sent a feeling of pride through my body as well as annoyance.

Being the Head mechanic of the Rda was a tiresome job, my main duty was to oversee all the Falcons that were brought into the repair shop.

Trudy had brought the Falcon she was flying in for its fourth checkup in a week, large feathered arrows lodged into its windows and I sighed and I yanked the last arrow out of the window.

"It's the fourth time this week Trudy, your running my crew dry" I sigh, "It ain't me Junkie, Quaritchs been pushing the night shifts a lot lately" she said walking away, another mechanic joined me as we inspected the vehicle, "stay here, I'm gonna go have a chat with Quaritch" I sigh as I take off my gloves.

The man hums and takes over, I looked around before finding Lyle and Mansk, Quaritchs dogs, they stood by a Suit as Quaritch spoke down to them in his usual know all tone.

"Cornel" I greeted casually, I wasn't under his order so there was no need to be formal.

"Good evening ma'am" He replied as he turned off his mech, "could we speak in private" I say, Lyle snickers and Mansk nudges him, I roll my eyes.

The two men leave and I walk behind Quaritch as he begins setting up his work out equipment, "so what do you need? " he asks, I sit as he begins with reps, grunting softly as he pushes the bar away from his chizled chest.

"The night shifts need to be cut down" I state, he grunts as he does five more reps, I gaze over his body, I had to admit, Quaritch had a smoking hot body for his age, the scars only escalated my thirst for him.

"And why should I do that? "He says sitting up and reaching for a towel.

"The Equipments getting totalled, we can't handle more stress " I say, he thinks.

"What? With all respect sir, my crew can only handle so much" I huff, his lips thin as he looks up, "well I don't care, the natives are fighting back"

I blink, "my priority is keeping my crew in check, and with the night shifts doubling you're running us dry, either you cut the shifts down or I leave"

He leans forward, sweat still running down his neck and toned arms, "I can't do that sweetie, unless you give me something in return" he says, I frown and lick my lips.

"Money? " I ask, he doesn't answer, "what could I possibly offer Quaritch? I don't get a decent check and you know damn well there's no corner store to spend shit on" I joke.

"There could be one thing I'd like" he says slowly, his gaze racks up my figure.

He stands up with a soft grunt and walks behind me, I don't bother turning, his breath blows on my neck as he grabs my shoulders.

"Did you know I haven't tapped ass in years" he says, I release a hitched breath and tilt my head back ever so slightly, his blue eyes rack my body up and down in clouded must.

"If you sleep with me.... Right now, I'll cut the shift hours in half, and I'll up your pay" he mutters pressing his cheek against my own as he breaths in, his arms rack up and down my waist.

"I.. Quaritch... " is all I can muster as he plants a single kiss on my neck, I shudder, already missing his lips.

The growing wetness between my thighs makes me nervous, there were rules, and I was so close to breaking them, Marines weren't supposed to mingle amongst each other.

But this was so tempting, I hadn't been touched in five years since I arrived on Pandora.

"Last chance, you really think I wouldn't notice the way you look at me, I know what my body does to you" he chuckles running his hands down my waist.

He was right, it was obvious, most of the Female Marines had eyes of the head strong Commander, he was easily the most sought after of the Marines, other than Mansk of course.

"Fine, just for tonight" I whisper, a small smile sneaks onto his lips as he begins unbuckling his pants.

He sits down on the bench as he slips out his belt, I close the main shudder to the room and look around, luckily the day was coming to an end and most of the mechanics and Soldiers had retreated to the mess hall for dinner.

Quaritch leans back as he moves his legs back and forth, rubbing his half hard cock against his pants, I try not to look at the obvious buldge in his camo shorts as I begin un-buttoning my track suit and unbuckling my bra from under my tank top.

His pants are hitched down slightly and I see the tip of his throbbing cock peeking from the top of his white boxers.

He smirks at my nervous stance as I just idioticly stare at him.

"Don't be shy" he chuckled patting his thigh.

I sit and he immediately pulls me in, our lips meeting in a heated struggle for domination.

He wins .

I moan as he shoves his tongue in my mouth, sucking at my bottom lip and running his hands up and down my thighs, I grab his shirt and feel his hand trail up my back and under my shirt as he unclips my bra.

"Take it off" he commands, I whimper as I take off my shirt, my sensitive nipples being exposed in front of him, he licks his lips and grabs my left breast and pinches my sensitive bud.

We're a tangled mess of heat and lust as I take his cock in my hands, it twitches and I squeeze it ever so slightly.

"Mhm... God... " Quaritch moans into my ear.

He stands me up as he straightens himself. Fully pulling out his large stiff cock, it slaps against his stomach as he motions for my own clothes.

I gaze at him with half lidded eyes as I take my top off fully, then my cargo pants that I let fall at my feet.

The slick wetness between my legs runs down my thighs, my cheeks flush at quaritch grabs my waist, sitting me on his lap as I wrap my legs around him.

He runs his mouth over my naked breasts and I strangle a moan.

He picks me up and I blush as he lays me roughly on the bench.

My legs are immediately thrown over his shoulder, I gasp as his hard tip presses into my tight hole, he leans down and kisses me, his tongue immediately enters my mouth, I let out a harsh moan as he enters me.

He pumps in and out of my in a slow rhythm, tears of pleasure spill out of my eyes as he pounds into me, reaching the deepness part of my stomach.

Quaritch pulls me closer and grips my thighs, letting out deep and gruff grunts as my glistening pussy pulls in his twitching cock.

"Mhh- nhuh- M-miles! " I moan letting my eyes roll back into my head, sweat drips down my legs as he fastens his rhythm before stopping.

"Get up" he orders, I sit up and gasps as he grabsy shoulders, sitting me down in front of him.

"Suck it" he orders, I gaze up at him, his hard tip leaks with precum as I run my tongue up his length before taking him fully into my mouth.

Quaritch tilts his head back as a low moan leaves his throat.

His hand reaches the back of my head and i feel him push my head further down, I gag as I fully take him in my mouth, he chuckles lowely and thrusts once into me.

He bucks his hips into my mouth and I gag continuesly, "your taking me so well baby" he moans.

I look up at him with half lidded eyes, my fingers pump hastily in and out of my own moist pussy, my back arched as I take his whole cock in my mouth, he let's out a hastey whimper, his head meeting my head.

I gag once he grips my heat, grunting as he violently gags me, I roll my eyes into the back of my head, my tongue hanging out of my open maw.

Quaritch stands me up, placing me on the bench, pulling my legs apart as he jerks at his cock.

He settles between my hips, "mh-fuck- what me to cum on your tight little pussy? " he moans, I whimper and nod my head, biting my lip seductively.

He groans, using one hand to flick at my tender clit, I moan, not caring that Lyle or Mask could catch us.

I grind into his fingers, feeling my release come quick, Quaritch curses, tapping his leaking cock on my soaking pussy.

I spread my legs wider, looking up at him with half lidded eyes, "I'm go-onna c-cum! " I whimper.

He dipps his head in between my legs, engulfing my pussy as I squirt into his mouth.

He grunts and growls almost animalisticly as he devours my shaking cunt.

I shake as my high subsides, he moans, releasing his own sticky white liquid onto my stomach and sensitive glistening pussy.

I gasp for hair, he slaps his cock against my thigh, releasing the last of his seed before sitting back up, a cocky smirk on his face.

Almost as if it didn't happen he begins to redress, toossing my own clothes towards me, I sit up, my legs weak, I begin putting on my bra, then my shirt followed by the rest.

Sweat stains my body, I reek of sex by the time I exit the workout room, Quaritch stops me, grabbing me by the arm before leaning in.

"Meet me in my room after grub, I ain't finished with you yet Missy" he growls.

I smirk before walking the opposite way, heading right for my own room to rinse off.

Lyle's seated by his Mech, watching Mansk as he customises his own vehicle, smirks line their faces as they watch me approach, my legs shuffling.

"Can I have my turn next? " Lyle chuckles, I roll my eyes blushing as I walk past them, smacking Lyle in the head.

I was going to have to look my best tonight for the Cornel if I wanted my brains fucked out again.

[mels-space]

JEFFREY NOOOOO LMAOOOOOO I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE

[ofallthingsnasty]

That Doflamingo blurb was so brutal😭😭😭😭 It's not enough that he beats the crap out of you, he also roasts you too💀💀💀

When reader said she was gonna run away and Doflamingo just went,"Can't even run down the end of this hall without having to catch your breath." I actually let out a little squeak wtf😂💀 he's such an asshole lmaoooooo😭😭

Yippie I am glad it gave you a little scare 💕 I am so in love with the thought if being his yappy little dog, you don't even know 😫💕

And you bet your ass he's going to be a dick about it - your incessant barking is only fun if he gets to put you in your place again. (And that place is far, far beneath him 🤭)

[snowball-doie]

the boys are touring america while jooha is there for school but because they're so busy with shows and jooha is 'busy with exams', they don't have any time to see each other :(((... not really though because jooha just thought it would be funny to be front row at their concert to surprise them. this was extra meaningful coming from jooha because there's nothing he hates more than both concerts and people weirdly obsessing over his dads (he was a little bit baffled when people started handing him photocards)

you bet your ass bro is front row, vip, decked out in tour merch. but he's got earplugs in cuz it's so loud, and he drags a "very good friend" along with him in case he gets overstimulated and needs to leave or something. but he sticks through to the end for his dads. they notice him during sound check while they're walking around, singing, interacting with friends. doyoung just about jumps off the stage to hug jooha, but taeyong sees what he's going to do and stops him by grabbing the back of doyoung's shirt and holding onto it like it's a leash lmao. between songs, johnny's eyeing jooha to see if it's okay to point him out, and when jooha shakes his head, the boys let it go. they don't want to embarrass him or cause any issues. so they move on, they perform the entire show as usual, but they make sure to stop and wave to him when they can. jaehyun sends him a worried thumbs up every once in a while to make sure that jooha is okay. he is. whenever he feels like the lights are too much or the screaming is too loud, he just grabs onto his friend and breathes to get through it. ultimately, jooha had a lot of fun, and he doesn't regret going-- would he ever go again??? .......no. lmaooooo

"onesan, do you want these gifts i got?" jooha texts reyna out of the blue one day while she's at rehersal with her group. he sent a picture of all the freebies he got, including fanmade photocards that jooha knows reyna likes to collect at concerts. "WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET ALL THOSE?" she quickly replies. "i went to our dads' concert in new york last night" "YOU WHAT?" "do you want them or not?" "ya, you can ship them to me" "i'll just have dad bring them in his suitcase" "you're seeing them again?" "they want to hang out in Connecticut today since their next show isn't for another two days" reyna's just laughing at her phone while sitting in the corner of the room, the other members of her group still practicing because they cant get a part of the choreo right but reyna got it the first try. she can't believe her little brother willingly went to a concert alone. reyna and their mom always had to drag jooha to those things, so it's kind of funny seeing him do it all on his own, and in a foreign country too. "oh and someone gave this to me too," jooha follows up a few minutes later with another picture of a stack of official photocards. reyna's jaw drops, "who gave you those?" "some fan? she said she loves our dads" "ya, everyone there does" "no, rey... she knew who i am lol" LMAOOOOOO JOOHA GOT CAUGHT BY A FANGIRL AND THOUGHT SHE'D HAVE A CHANCE OF MEETING THEM IF SHE SUCKED UP BY GIVING PCS TO HIM PFFTTTTTTT-- "have dads sign them and sell them for a fortune," reyna replies. "i dont care for things like that. i'll just send them to you with dad" "ok. ily, ototo. tell oppa and chichi i miss them" "love you too"

[arsenalgbt]

Reread the latest chapter and ahhhhhh THERE WAS PARTS I DIDN'T GO INSANE ABOUT ORIGINALLY SO HERE I AM.

“Question, you got the potted roses for me?” Declan asks, limiting himself from indulging before lunchtime.

Indulging before lunchtime. INDULGING BEFORE LUNCH TIME? ALL HE DID WAS TASTE KIERAN'S MEAT! I just know that the bits of this we discover throughout the fic are going to have me so fucked up. Remember how Dec thought Kai was using when he first saw him, did Kai wonder of Dec was idk too poor to eat or something because he was too thin. This Dec plot has me insane. Also Kieran at the end of that's section telling him and Ben to eat up is so !!!! Dec probably thought KT brought more food as a look out for Ben because they're just like that now but it was actually KT making sure Dec ate till he was full. Thinking thoughts about WDBz feeling guilty about the hospitalisation bc Ben thinks he's the reason it happened (and is mad at Dec for making him feel like that because fuck why can't Ben just be mad without having to feel guilty too?) While Leo and kieran beat themselves up for not noticing things with Dec. They'd realised they'd pull back a little after their third child, Ethan's birth and Dec's marriage and think they neglected being Dec's support system. Things aren't the same as they was, all of them are a little fucked up by it.

Ben nudges him none too gently on the ribs and says, “Hey, how about you guys take Ethan as a practice baby? Free of charge.”

“Jesus, that’s horrible,” Kieran jabs, frowning. His voice turns softer when he asks, “I thought you’re finally doing well with him?

Ben clicks his tongue, taking his eyes off his son to glare at Kieran. “Can’t you tell?”

Ben not being gentle is so so so good! You can basically feel his anger even when they're being civil and Dec just takes Ben's attitude and his hot/cold because Ben is his brother and it's better than not having Ben at all. Kieran being horrified and then caring is absolutely so right 10/10 no notes. Who knew the poor angry Scotsman would end up the happiest and most emotionally stable? Ben being annoyed his progress isn't being seen. He's doing better! He's brilliant! I love him!

-💙🤍 KT anon

giggling to myself because-----scratched record sound-----nah. you guys.

did Kai wonder of Dec was idk too poor to eat or something because he was too thin.

OH NOPE NO NO. Declan was fine, was a gym bro/played tennis a lot before kai. it's after ******* PLUS his fallout with ben that did him baaaaaad.

look maybe cuz of my experience with my circle of friends aren't like how wdbz are depicted by y'all readers im just gonna be honest. it's kinda hard for me to write them to be THAT invested in each other's lives LMAOOOOOO if wbdz friendship in future chapters will feel just steady and what, lukewarm lmao---trust I am trying my best to do my research asfjakljfajkfkakl ANYWAY

Who knew the poor angry Scotsman would end up the happiest and most emotionally stable?

BADUM TSS THE POWER OF LOVEEEEEEEEE GO KT

Ben being annoyed his progress isn't being seen

and Ethan's mummy is being sooooooooo real! he's not the type to report back to kt, who he even sees as his blood brother, about how he managed to take a nap with Ethan in the same bed, how he felt at peace watching and matching Ethan's breathing ya feel meeeeee 😭

[yuyuyumefairy]

I think I got the "I can't stand repeating noises after a certain while when they're noises I can't enjoy" symptom cause idk how people can have patience regarding those things I've been meditating and taking deep breaths and even wearing earplugs and removing myself from the area with the noise but uh I guess I need more work or something I need a soundproof room lmaoooooo

[reki-of-the-valley]

IGNORE IF I JUST UNFOLLOWED-REFOLLOWED BY ACCIDENT. SORRY BOUT THAT I CLICKED THE WRONG BUTTON.

Anyways. For the fanfic ask:

2, 5, 8, and 24? :]

Lmaoooooo don't worry about it!!

2. Will you participate in any fandom exchanges or fic challenges, etc.?

I don't plan on participating in anything simply because I'm only starting to get out of a major burn out, but I'm not opposed to it either! It could be fun!!

5. Which WIP is first on your list to complete this year? Will you post a snippet?

Ooh!!! I think the first thing I'll post is this Claudeleth sparring session I've been editing this past week, but have been hoarding it since September and it's a rewrite of something I wrote in 2019 for some OCs! My best friend dared me to rewrite it now that my writing has improved quite a bit since then, and it just was fitting for Claudeleth

Here's a snippet!

“Not bad, Teach, but,” Claude grins as he wipes away beads of sweat that drip from his forehead, “is that really all you got? I thought you said you weren’t going easy on me, make me work for that victory. Unless that really was your best shot and you’ve lost your edge, Ms Renown Merc.”

Byleth narrows her eyes, sucking in a heaving breath. The boy had gotten stronger since the last time they had sparred; maybe such is the effect of his becoming a man behind her back. He’s as cunning as  ever, but there’s more to him now. Now, he seems stronger, more calculating, less predictable. He seems steadier on his feet; it’s not as easy to knock him back as it had once been. It’s not as easy to pin him down and claim victory.

8. Is there a story idea in your mental vault that you've never been brave enough to try writing? Is this the year? Can you tell us about it?

I can't think of anything super concrete, but I've been thinking about writing sex scenes a lot more recently. I used to be super scared of writing (and God forbid posting) smut but I posted my first rated M fic last week! And I think I'd like to write more sex scenes in the future! It's a dynamic in relationships I'd like to explore and also it'll push me to develop my own way of writing it! Because I know I will never be extremely explicit, but I can still make those intimate scenes beautiful 💛 and Claudeleth is a ship I don't feel weird about the prospect of having sex, sooooo

24. By the end of this year, you want your fandom to think of you as "that author who..."

Oh man, that's a really good question. For anyone who reads my fe3h stuff, id like to be that author who makes messes beautiful. Because that's how I've been portraying Claudeleth: a beautiful mess

I wanna write more renga stuff this year as well, and I'd like to be that author who writes Langa as unapologetically gay, confused, and Canadian. Or that author who portrays (gender) queerness in a way that will bring tears to their audience

[sharksa-shivers]

Sharky and Max getting pissed at each other and fistfighting on the side of the road

The contents below are what it says on the tin^^^ All i will say for context is uhmmmmm Kristy did a teleport that went wrong and i shall say...Nothing else lmaoooooo...But she like teleported away for a few days and her teammates have 0 clue where the flying fuck she went (She's fine inb4, that is...All you will get here lmaooooo) ------ (So Sharky and Max are walking through the woods on the roadside and it's about dusk…Both of them look very stressed out, exhausted, worried, tense, depressed and all that shiz…We see Max in front of Sharky as they walk, Max more quite and depressive, his fur a fucking mess, his eyes heavy and Sharky just seems very sad, very hurt and very worried, he's very emotional atm considering his girlfriend kinda just fucking vanished into thin fucking air with 0 warning so…)

Sharky:(he notices the sky darkening as night approaches, looks back to Max, tired and strained from everything)……..How long have we been walking?

Max:(depressive, tired)….I don't know, a while i guess…

Sharky:(it's quite between both of them before we see Sharky get irritated and sit down against a tree, fed up)……….Fucking…I'm tired of walking…

Max:(he looks over and sees Sharky sitting, irritated too)You can't fucking rest right now, we have to get back to the Campsite before it gets fully dark. There's gonna be more demons out and-

Sharky:(annoyed, tired)Fuck em, i want to sit. I'm tired.

Max:(getting annoyed too, pissy)Probably because you haven't been taking care of yourself yeah? Fucking…Jesus, i can only imagine.

Sharky:(getting pissed also at that)Yeah no shit i haven't!!! How in the fuck am i supposed to eat and sleep when Kristy is just…Fucking gone somewhere?!?!?!?

Max:(pissed off, angry)So you admit it? Damn, no fucking wonder. Fucking goddamnit…

Sharky:(Angry)How the fuck can you be fucking mad at me for being upset my girlfriends just…I DON'T EVEN KNOW??? But she's fucking gone!!!!

Max:(pissed off)That isn't the problem and you fucking know it asshole!!!!

Sharky:(annoyed, shoves Max off)Never mind…Whatever…Just shut up a minute, let me just fucking rest a minute…

Max:(in anger, he's not done and flips out, opening his bag and proceeding to throw snack foods he has at Sharky)If we're resting, then you're fucking eating something!!!

Sharky:(grabs some of the shit Max threw, throws a bag of beef jerky back at Max, pissed)Don't fucking throw shit at me asswipe!!!!!

Max:(choosing violence, he kicks Sharky in the leg)Fucking dipshit won't even fucking take care of himself!!! Cares so much about his girlfriend but won't even fucking take care of himself so he can fucking find her better!!!

Sharky:(also choosing violence, he gets up and punches the shit out of Max…Andddddd this causes a fight between them both)FUCK YOU!!!!

(Sharky and Max are both fistfighting each other whenever a car drives through…Anddddddd stops, seeing them both…A like middle aged human woman looks over at both of them.)

Woman:(rolling her window down and making them both stop cold, concerned)…Are you two kids alright? You look lost…

Sharky:(him and Max both break instantly and calm down, faking chillness)Uh, yeah, we're alright!

Max:(jumping on the chance, smiles nicely)Hey, actually, uhhhhhh, you think maybe you could help us actually? Just drive us like a couple miles down the road maybe?

Woman:(feeling bad, she nods, smiles lightly)Yeah, no problem! Hop on in!

Max:(glares at Sharky, annoyed under his breath)Pick up the food shit, let's go, i'm fucking done walking…

Sharky:(pissed off still, under his breath also but picking up the stuff, shoving it in his bag)You're lucky she came otherwise i would have broke your damn teeth… ------------ I really like this scene, idk, i also just like stuff in general where Sharky and Max are kind of fighting with each other (Mostly because Max can easily hold his own and the fights are alot more evened out then you'd think...Like...Max can do some damage and take some damage lmaooooo) But also i feel like this scene shows like...An important distinction between both Sharky and Max. Sharky is self neglectful as we've established. He's the kind of guy who will always put himself last in situations because his mindset is 'Well, these other people matter more then me.' Max is a bit different... Max is always trying to take care of himself because in HIS mind, to him, well.........He's not gonna be that great of a defender to the people he cares about if he's starving to death, if he's dehydrated, falling asleep at the wheel, ect...So Max always tries his best to keep himself in his best fighting condition...Even if he's depressed as fuck and has to really really force it (Thus why whenever he cannot even be fucked to get out of bed, he's still got food trash everywhere and he's sleeping alot still. It's kind of his mindset.) Max tries alot to force this kind of mindset/mantra onto Sharky but...With Sharky's issues, i'm sure you can see where the clash occurs... Idk, i'm rambling but it's fun af to talk and ramble about, idk lol...Hopefully it made sense. It's defs an important thing to note imo for the diffs between characters...

[baejacob]

THE BOYZ(더보이즈) `소년(BOY)` M/V Teaser #01

[staychanging]

SJSKSKSMSMSJ TRIGGERED

[blkchxrryblyss]

Girl Who Likes Trolling + Blonde Hero Halfway Across the World = Relationship?

katsuki x blk fem!reader

prequel to “You Have A Girlfriend”

warnings: cussing

w.c - 1.9k

••••

You were bored to put it simply. You usually do it from your spam page on Instagram because, obviously, it's your spam. No one knows you on it besides some close friends. You started trolling because seeing people get so mad about what you say was funny to you. Sometimes you would go on The Shade Room and talk bad to the ignorant people in the comments, other times you would troll the white girls who portray themselves as black women. Those would be the highlight of your day because that was the textbook definition of ignorance.

Today though, you decided to troll some pro heroes from Japan. You always kept up with pro heroes and other upcoming heroes on your Twitter because they interested you. Many were enjoyable, others seemed very fake and all about the money, and the rest were creepy ( i.e, upcoming hero, GrapeJuice). Since many pro heroes have Twitter and not Instagram, you had to use your personal Twitter account because you didn’t have a spam Twitter. You didn’t care though. Endeavor was first on your list since you heard about the scandal that he was not the best father to his kids.

Constant Bullshit🙄 @noty/n

How you the Number 1 Hero at saving other people's wives and kids but can't even save your own 🤔🤔ANSWER QUICKLY! @endeavor

It didn't take long for your tweet to blow up. It seemed like a good balance between supporters of your tweet and the defenders of Endeavor. Even his own son Shouto Todoroki liked and retweeted your statement.

Shouto @/icyhot

I ask myself this every day.

How you the Number 1 Hero at saving other people's wives and kids but can't even save your own 🤔🤔 ANSWER QUICKLY! @endeavor

You were having a ball trolling Endeavor, but he didn't reply. Boooo, you thought to yourself. You then decided to do the hero, GrapeJuice, but he was a creep and stood by it. You really couldn't figure out who else to do until you saw, Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight. The hot-headed hero who would go off any every and anybody just for breathing. And what better thing to troll about than his own hero name.

Constant Bullshit🙄 @noty/n

LMAOOOOOO, bro really sat down, wrote down the name, read the name over and over again, and proceeded to submit “Great Explosion Murder God Dynamight” as a hero name…. like bro you don’t even kill people and you ain’t no god…..that shit wack bro, pack it tf up 😭 @/goddynamight

Now if you thought your Endeavor tweet blew up, then your Dynamight tweet literally exploded. Countless people quote tweeted with laughs and also hate, lots of people liked it, and many pro heroes that followed Dynamight retweeted it with laughs and tagged him in it. You would've thought the other heroes would rush to bash you and defend their friend but they seemed to like teasing him. After some time, you didn't think he was going to reply until you saw Dynamight messaged you privately.

@/goddynamight - Who the fuck even are you?

@noty/n - Just someone who likes to make people laugh😌

@/goddynamight - Yeah, well that tweet wasn't funny. Delete it or I'll end you.

@noty/n - “DeLeTe iT oR IlL eNd YoU” LMAOOOOOO bro you not even built like that fr

@/goddynamight - Did you just mock me?

@noty/n - Yes

@/goddynamight - And what do you even mean I'm not “built like that”?

You actually found it quite funny that he didn’t understand your slang. He was actually really attractive as well and who were you to pass up the opportunity to talk to a fine-ass hero like him.

@noty/n - Lol that just means, you ain't built to end nobody, pretty boy. That's like a schoolboy, who has never been in a fight, says something like, “ I'll beat your ass.” How can you possibly say you'll beat someone up if you never even punched anyone?

@/goddynamight - Did you just call me a fucking pretty boy? You just fucking insulted my hero name and now you're flirting with me?

@noty/n - Ummm, yes. I'm going to compliment a pretty face when I see one. You probably blushing over the phone, right now lol

@/goddynamight - …..You think you're real fucking cute huh?

@noty/n - Yes. Do you not think I'm cute?

@/goddynamight - Did I fucking say that idiot?

@noty/n - Oh! So you DO think I'm cute?

@/goddynamight - …..Shut up

@noty/n - YOU THINK I’M CUTE!

@/goddynamight - SHUT UP!

The whole interaction went better than you expected and you couldn't believe that you decided to make a friend out of your trolling activities. A pro hero friend at that. Throughout your messages, you decided to tell him about how your tweet against him was an honest joke and you meant no harm. Of course, he had a little attitude but appreciated the joke and continued to talk to you throughout the day. You thought he would only talk to your that day, and that day alone, but the next day you woke up to a “good morning dumbass” text to which you replied “good morning, but why are you up at almost 3am your time?”. He proceeded to tell you about his late-night patrol internships and how he was bored some nights.

As time progressed you both texted non-stop for over 3 months. Even with the 17 hour time difference, you both stayed consistent with each other and got to know each other very well. You were very open to him at first and he was a good listener. You told him about your career, your hobbies, your school life, your family and he always listened. He started to get more comfortable with you to the point where he started to open up as well. You could tell he had a hard time opening up because even when he was becoming more open he still would not say everything. That didn't bother you though since you are not his girlfriend and you've been communicating for 3 months. But the blonde hero got tired of texting and decided to FaceTime you. To which you declined out of fear.

K.B - Why did you not answer, idiot?

I got scared, lmao. Sorry.

K.B - You better fucking answer this time😡

Alright damn

He called back and after 10 seconds of making sure you looked decent, you answered. He was moving around his kitchen, looking to be plating his breakfast, dressed down in a blank tank, black Nike sweats, and his blonde hair pushed back with a black headband. Your mind was running rapid seeing his muscular stature, his red face, his tired eyes, his veiny hands handling all the utensils. This man was truly fine as hell.

“Are you gonna fucking say something or what?" he grumbled in a raspy tone.

The man was actually quite nervous despite the harsh tone he used. He was truly tired of texting you and wanted to hear your voice, but also wanted to see your face beside the one picture on your Instagram. So he impulsively called you, which scared the hell out of him when you declined. When you picked up this time though, he didn’t what to say or what you were going to talk about. If anything, he wanted to talk about how pretty you are right now. You looked tired, with your pouty lips, and dull eyes, but your brown skin looked so bright under the natural light that was hitting in it. You really made him nervous, but he’s glad you don’t notice. You on the other hand almost fainted hearing his voice. You were truly a sucker for deep voices, but hearing tired fresh morning voices literally made you convulse. You couldn't dwell on it too long though since he did ask you something.

“Sorry, I was looking at your food, it looks good as hell. You gon' make me some when I come out there, Kiki?” you said with a smirk.

He dropped everything he was doing and gave you the meanest glare, but the blush on his neck told you something different.

“I told you to stop calling me that woman-” he grunted while gripping the counter “-do it again and I'll block you.”

“Same threat, different day. Anyways, I see you starting off your morning with a good breakfast. What you got planned for today?”, you asked curiously.

He just shrugged, moving you both to the couch and set you up on the coffee table, “It’s my day off from patrol and I don't have classes, didn't feel like doing all that texting bullshit so I called.”

"Hmm, so you wanted to hear my voice?”, you teased.

Would it be weird if he told you yes? That's what he wanted to say. That's what he feels he should say. You guys have been talking for a couple of months and it is safe to say that he does like you. That's a big thing for him too because the last person he actually liked on a romantic level was, believe it or not, Shinsou Hitoshi. Yeah, probably something you wouldn't expect right? It didn't last long between the two and both actually ended on good terms, with the exception of their occasional playful banter. The thing is though is that Shinsou expressed his feelings to an emotionally stunted Bakugo first. Plus they known each other for years and he only knew you for some months. But it felt like years in his eyes. And one thing his mother taught him was that closed mouths don't get fed, so he knew that if he didn't admit it now then he'll fucking starve.

“Yeah, and it's exactly how I imagined it.” he disclosed like he wasn't crazy nervous on his end. Now you, on the other hand, were a little shocked to hear his answer.

“W-wait, really?" you sputtered with wide eyes.

“Yes, I did. When you like someone you imagine things about them, idiot-” he rolled his eyes with his legs bouncing up and down, rapidly, “And I like you a lot. Been liking you since after the first month we talked.”

He grumbled out looking away from the camera. He was very nervous about how you would react. He just hoped you harbored these same feelings. You were still stuck. Actually shocked that he genuinely liked you. You know you could get bold at times but Bakugo was different. You actually liked him and were unsure if he even liked you romantically. Now it's confirmed and here you are, wondering how this would work.

“Well? Are you going to say something or do I have to fucking, I don't know, wallow in goddamn embarrassment?” he cursed, interrupting your thoughts. You shook your head at him and smiled.

“I'm just thinking about how are we gonna possibly make this work. I mean, you live in Japan and I live 17 hours away-“ you were quickly interrupted by the shaking of his head.

“I want you to be my girlfriend and I don't give a fuck you live 2 minutes or even across the fucking world. I want to call you mine and I want you to call me yours.” he preached with a burst of confidence.

That's when you knew. That's when you knew he was it. Bakugo was everything you ever wanted and didn't let any obstacle get in his way of getting what he wants. You admired that about him and you wanted to call him yours. So that's what you did.

“Well, when you say it like that, who am l to deny such a beautiful proposal." you laughed making him release a sigh of relief.

“Fuck, thank god. That would've been embarrassing as fuck if you said no.”

You both laughed at the whole confession and just went along about your previous conversation. Just this time you got called “ baby” and “princess". You had a good feeling about this.

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I bought a sports bra today and I didn't get the right size so I can't fULLY ZIP IT UP OVER MY TITS without feeling like I can't breathe LMAOOOOOO

[calderskillday]

a starstruck odyssey episode 7 liveblog!!!!!

right here we go, home from vacation, let's do this

seeing these goofs on my screen is a balm for my soul wah they're all so beautiful

axmurph makes me wanna cry..... "thankyousomuch"

caing lucienne margaret's "friend" being a running joke is everything to me

EMILY I WANT TO SEE YOUR NOTEBOOK PLEASE

rootin tootin robots 😭😭 chester 😭😭

butch cowboy mechanic?? yeah !!!!

GET HEEERRRR DONE

skip picking up new language lmaoooooo

brennan's robot voice and emily's absolute delight omg

"i don't wanna spend all my signing bonus on getting my signing bonus" oh NO LOUUU

AWWWW riva getting everyone breathing devices so they can hang out with them in their tank

aurora nebbins in a service dog vest.... my heart

skip saying Things will always make my heart warm

barry helping sid look for turtles 😭 i love the gunners

i simply LOVE the joy emily gets from the littlest things and the way she goes out of her way to make more of those things happen

is..... plug flirting with norm

SKIPPER IS THE LAST STRAIGHT MAN IN SPACE LMAO SIOBHAN

i don't usually like listening/watching shopping bits but this crew makes it so fuckin fun

A GOPRO FOR HANDY ANNIE TO TAKE PHOTOS OF THEIR BADASS MOMENTS LMAOOOO

riva looking for drugs??? SIX DRUGS PLEASE SIFHKDF

zac's impression of drinking chili through a straWWWW

tug up on it once and then i'm dead

"i really need to meet loose duke, then i need to punch him in the face"

murph cannot stop saying "loose duke" and it is killing me

emily's characters encouraging animals to mate will never get old

BARRYS HAVE ADVANTAGE ON PERCEPTION CHECKS WITH SMELL (that's the second time murph has said this exact sentence so far in this series, i'm sure it won't be the last)

"there's gonna be worms out here aren't there" emily.... i love you

yikes to the nat 1s

emily with minor illusion is undefeatable

NOT LOOSE DUKE CUDDLING SKIP

the COMBOS this team puts together.... this is everything

EVERYONE RELAX is such a classic murph meathead line

dirty sheriff... 👀👀

"loose duke put your tongue away"

I'VE GOT MY PROLDIER'S LICENSE RIGHT HERE YEAHHHH BABEY

oh god i can't wait to see what swallop's slop and gravy bucket looks like

[stayarmytinyzenmoa-l]

after much searching in your archive i’ve finally found where i left off :D

“i thought mark was just being a big baby” ansnsnnd please 😭

poor yang with his crush on y/n ;-;

STOP SHE’S MEETING HIM?!

yessss i agree being in a relationship doesn’t mean that you have to put off yourself for the other person

HEARTTHROB HARLOTS I’M WHEEZING deja by i feel like i’ve read this before

oop someone else seems to have a crush on yeseul 👀

WHAT THE HELL WHY IS HE HERE?!

NOOOOO WHY y/n would totally die first in a horror movie

MY ARCHIVE LMAOOOOOOO that thing is a mess lemme tell ya

For anyone curious, we're starting on WCh.37 (hoo)

HAHA I KNOW Yeseul is Mark's No. 1 Bully and Protector. Weird trivia but in my head I have set ages for the ANiMA girls that I tweaked to be more forgiving of the wide array of age ranges I have reading Prominence, but either way, in my head Yeseul's a '98 liner so she's got a bit of an older sister thing going on with Mark because #EnglishLine things

Boy is going through it he shouldn't have confessed all that is is ammo for (Y/N) and Mark now

YEAH AHHHH It was planned during their phonecall I think flash back to Ch. 28 I think?

EXACTLY I have seen too many of my friends live and breathe for their partners and like I guess good for you but at the same time damn do something for yourself, I don't even know you anymore-

Can't wait to establish the Heartthrob Harlots line lmaoooooo

We're all crushing on Yeseul I may or may not have based her off of my type- (*cough* Saeron being the other end of my type spectrum *cough*)

AHAHAHAHHAA Evil man ew gross his only redeeming fact is that he styles well

She probably would but let's be honest if she was with NCThree at least they would die together-