#lmaoooo we’re right tho | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

solarsturniolo · 1 year ago

Text

𝖂𝖊’𝖗𝖊 𝕵𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝕱𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖘 // 𝕸.𝕾. // 𝔗𝔴𝔬

𝔖𝔲𝔪𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔶: Matt is so 'sweet best friend that secretly jerks off to your pictures' coded (idea credit to @heartstreet )

��𝔞𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰: SMUT!!! / masturbation / voyeurism / post nut clarity / self-deprecation / intentional lowercase

𝔇𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔩𝔞𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔯: these stories are fictional :)

𝔚𝔬𝔯𝔡 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱: 3030

It slowly became a habit. It started small, one time a day if even that. But what started as a habit grew into an addiction. Every little thing set him off, and the only thing to satisfy the desire in him was her. He needed her in ways that he couldn’t even describe. He hungered for her.

It began with pictures, just her regular little posts on Instagram and Snapchat that had no hidden undertone to them, but every single one would have Matt beating his dick until his arm was sore. She had Pavloved him. The second he got the notification that his best friend posted, his cock stiffened and his ears got red and hot just thinking about what could be waiting for him. It didn’t matter where he was or what he was doing, he’d drop everything, all of his attention would be on her in an instant. Today was no different; he had already beat off three times in the few hours he had been awake.

As the day moved forward, and he found the inner strength to keep his dick in his pants, Matt remembered telling her that he’d look for the charger she had left when she stayed over a few nights ago. He spent a solid hour that afternoon searching the house up and down for her phone charger; his room, the living room, the kitchen, Nick’s room, hell, he even checked Chris’s room (despite Chris’s many protests followed by a shoe being launched at Matt’s shin), though he still came up empty handed.

Matt went back to his bedroom, shutting the door behind him. He took a seat in his desk chair, rolling himself close enough to his desk to click his monitor on, grabbing the controller that had been set aside on his desk to charge. He turned his gaming console on, the sound of it whirring to life filling the silence in the room. He reached into his pocket, taking his phone out to send her a quick text.

‘i may have lost it’

‘your mind?’

‘no’

‘your keys?’

‘no’

‘OMG’

‘?’

‘YOUR V CARD?????’

‘WHAT NO’

‘omg matty who is she 🤭🤭🤭🤭’

‘I DID NOT’

‘then i fear i do not know what you could be talking about, for i am not a mind reader’

‘your weird’

‘you’re*’

‘i actually hate you.’

‘stfu you love me. now what are u talking abt’

‘you’re charger’

‘your*’

‘you know what 😀’

‘LMAOOOO don’t blow a fuse, it’s a $10 charger i’ll just get another one. thank u for letting me know tho’

‘ofc’

He stared at the screen, his heart beating faster when he saw the read receipt pop up under his message. He waited, taking his bottom lip between his teeth as she began to type. A smile tugged at his lips as the typing message bubble disappeared, waiting for the message to pop up on his screen.

A minute passed. Then two. Still nothing. Matt’s smile faltered a little.

‘?’

‘oh shit i didn’t know you were still here’

‘what we’re you typing?’

‘were*’

‘😀 nevermind i don’t care’

‘noooo matty come back 😂’

‘i’ll get it right one day’

‘i have full faith in you, matthew. until then, im gonna be up your ass about it’

‘so…?’

‘so what?’

‘what were you typing?’

Matt could hardly sit still. His leg bounced anxiously, he bit his nails impatiently. She had been typing for a while, was it something bad? Shit, have i fucked up recently and just didn’t notice?

‘nothing 😇’

‘you’re a dirty liar’

‘😜’

‘cmon, i’m youre best friend tell meeeee’

‘your*’

‘GET A NEW BEST FRIEND’

‘okay okay i’m done 😂 you’re so easy to tease’

‘Ayo 🤨’

‘not like that 🙄

‘well, you probably are pretty easy to tease like that too”

Matt choked on his own saliva. Did I read that right? He read it again, the blood rushing from his cheeks to his cock. His brain short circuited. Any possible responses that he could’ve came up with dissolved into nothingness. He spent two minutes trying to type a witty comeback or some sort of smooth flirtatious reply, but when push came to shove, all he could build the courage to send was-

‘what?’

She started typing, and as the speech bubble floated in the corner of his screen, Matt palmed at the bulge in his sweats. His mind raced with thoughts, all wondering what she could have possibly been thinking about. Fuck, does she think about doing things with me? Does she want to tease me? How would she even-

The speech bubble disappeared. Matt slipped his hand under the waistband of his sweatpants and his boxers, taking his hard cock in his fist. He stroked his shaft slowly, his eyes fluttering shut while he pursed his lips to hold back a moan. He waited for her response to pop up. One minute…then two…then five. He furrowed his eyebrows, his strokes slowly coming to a stop as he eyed their text messages. Why isn’t she responding? Did I make her uncomfortable? Is she weirded out?

His heart nearly dropped out of his ass when the facetime notification illuminated his screen. Without thinking to take his hand out of his pants, Matt quickly answered the call.

It took a moment for the call to connect, but when it finally did, Matt felt almost frozen in place. His heart skipped a beat, his face grew flushed with a warm rosy heat. She smiled at him and his breath caught in his throat.

“Hey!”

Matt smiled. “Hey, what’s up.”

“What, I can’t call my best friend out of the blue just to hang out?” She laughed softly. “What are you up to?” She asked.

“Just, yknow…” he trailed off, shrugging his shoulders a bit. “Was playing fortnite for a bit-“

She tilted her head to the side a little, furrowing her eyebrows. “I didn’t see you online. I would’ve joined you if I knew,” she grinned. “Can’t believe you played without me,” she playfully rolled her eyes.

Matt swallowed. Her eyes looked so pretty rolled back into her head like that, I could watch her do that for hours. Matt slowly stroked his cock, pursing his lips tightly to keep himself quiet. ‘Can’t believe you played without me’ replayed in his head like a broken record. His mind wandered off, thinking about the beautiful girl on his screen sitting on his bed. Her clothes discarded onto the floor mindlessly, seated on his bare thighs. Matt bit the inside of his cheek, pre-cum drooling from the tip of his cock as he imagined her pretty manicured fingers circling her clit, her eyes hooded and full of lust as lewd sounds spilled from her parted lips. His dick ached at the thought of her running her fingers through her wet folds, playing with herself in front of him, on full display just for him. ‘Can’t believe you played without me,’ her voice repeated in his head again, his mouth going dry as he thought of her looking at him with a pout while saying this, her pretty doe eyes staring at him with nothing but desire hidden behind their gaze.

He kept his strokes slow and controlled. This is so fucking wrong, he thought. If she knew…he couldn’t even think of the possibilities. She’d be disgusted, she’d be so upset. Matt would never be able to show his face in a public setting again.

“How was your day?” Matt asked in a soft voice, afraid that if he spoke any louder, his own voice would betray him. He watched as the smile on her face grew and he felt his heart twinge. This is so wrong. What the fuck is wrong with me.

“Aww Matty, you do care!” She teased. Matt let out a breathy chuckle, hoping she couldn’t hear the rasp in his voice. She began to list off the many side quests she endured on her day off from work, and Matt listened to every single thing she had to say. His eyes focused on her lips as she spoke to him. Her lips are so pretty. Fuck, I wanna kiss her so bad. I wanna feel her lips on mine. She’d look so fucking pretty with my dick in her mouth. I wonder how much she’d be able to take. Would I have to fuck her throat to make it all fit? Would she drool on my cock while I fuck her pretty mouth?

“Matt?”

He tugged at his cock, letting out a soft exhale when he heard her voice. Please say my name again. Say my name again. It sounds so pretty coming from you, I’ve never liked my name more than when it’s being said by you. His mind wandered off once more. What positions does she like? Would she prefer missionary? She’d look so pretty under me while I fuck her, her tits would bounce so nicely with every thrust I make. Or would she want something more intense? Would she want me to take her from behind? Would she want to be in charge? What turns her on? Does she wear lingerie?

“Matt…?”

Matt grunted softly under his breath, the speed of his strokes increasing just barely enough to tell. He focused his attention back on the call. “H-Huh?”

“I asked what you did today,” she repeated. “Did you have a good day?”

It took a moment for her words to register in his brain, his mind foggy with lust and desire, his cock dripping with arousal. He gave his shaft a gentle squeeze, a low growl forming at the back of his throat. “It’s much better now,” he admitted, earning a giggle from her in return. He smiled. He loved being able to make her laugh. It was something that most people couldn’t do, but Matt did it so effortlessly. He took pride in it; even his brothers couldn’t make her laugh nearly as easily as Matt could. “Didn’t do much, just-“ he stopped, trying to think of something to say other than ‘i sat around beating off to your pictures all day’. He cleared his throat, a moan threatening to escape as the warmth in the pit of his tummy grew. “Just stayed in bed all day.”

She rolled her eyes again, and Matt felt his balls grow heavy with arousal, his thumb rubbing at his tip with each slow stroke he made. Matt’s lips parted; he wanted to moan so bad. He wanted her to see what she does to him. He wanted her to know just how badly he wanted her. His eyes became glossy as he lost himself in a daze, staring at her through the screen.

“Are you okay? You’re acting weird.”

Matt nodded, still not taking his hand out of his pants. This is so fucking wrong. Why am I doing this? I’m risking our entire friendship. “Hey, I uh- I gotta go,” Matt stated abruptly. He didn’t want to go. He never wanted to go a minute without her, but if he didn’t leave the call soon, he’d end up in a world of trouble for sure.

“Oh…okay, well call me ba-“

Click.

Matt dropped his phone down onto his desk and leaned back in his desk chair, his shaggy hair falling in front of his eyes, strands of his hair sticking to his forehead as a thin layer of sweat began to form at his brow. He pushed his sweats and boxers down just enough to free his cock, a moan escaping him. He tugged the bottom of his sweatshirt and t-shirt up so as to not ruin it, a ritual that had become engraved into his brain from the regular reoccurrence of it. He grunted softly, tugging at his shaft desperately, his eyes screwing shut.

I need her. I need to have her, all of her. I need to feel her and taste her. I want to be between her legs, I want to taste how sweet she is, I want to watch her fall apart from just my tongue. I want to feel her squirm and run her fingers through my hair. I want to hear her whine and beg for more. Matt fisted at his cock, his strokes much faster than before. His breathing was uneven and heavy, almost panting like an animal. He needed her, he hungered for her, he craved her. Something about it was so primal. Every time he saw her or heard her, he had a full body reaction, one that he couldn’t control even if he wanted to.

Although, he really didn’t want to.

“Fuck, baby,” he groaned. As if on cue, his phone vibrated on his desk. His eyes fluttered open, a lustful dazed look glazing over his irises. He picked up his phone, a notification from snapchat flashing on his screen. Never ceasing his strokes, Matt opened the app and clicked on the new snap from her. His jaw went slack, pumping his cock in his fist even faster than before. He stared at her photo for much longer than he should have, but how could he not? She had her head tilted a bit, a confused look on her face with the words ‘not even a goodbye? so mean, matty’ printed across the photo.

“Fuck me,” he whimpered. She looks so cute when she’s confused. Fuck, the things I would do to paint her face with my cum while she looks at me like that…I’d probably get put on the FBI watchlist. He knew he needed to reply back soon, not wanting her to assume he was ignoring her. He just couldn’t bring himself to tap out of the photo. His cock ached, the desire building up inside of him. “Fuck, p-please,” he breathed out. Matt threw his head back, his strokes getting impossibly faster with each passing moment. Pre-cum oozed from his tip, his fist slick with his arousal.

Another snapchat notification from her came through and Matt inhaled sharply, tapping out of the photo and clicking on the new one. Matt choked out a whine, the muscles in his bicep tightening as he began to reach his high. “Fuck-“ he grunted. His breath caught in his throat as his mind went blank, pleasure coursing through his veins. It was like a drug to him. He couldn’t get enough of the feeling; It didn’t take long for him to get addicted to it, and soon enough once a day turned into twice a day, which turned into three times a day, which turned into too many fucking times to count.

He groaned, a string of vowels passing his lips, his jaw hanging low as he watched his cum spurt from his tip. He breathed in short heavy pants, slowing his strokes to ride out his orgasm. Five ribbons of white hot cum painted his lower stomach. His dick throbbed from the intensity of his orgasm and his body shivered as he slowly came down from his high.

It took a handful of minutes for Matt to realign his senses. His chest rose and fell with even breaths, his dick rested in the puddle of cum on his abdomen. He looked at his hand, his mess coating his fingers and his palm. I wonder if she’d lick my hand clean. Would she suck on my fingers? Would she look up at me with her infamous puppy dog eyes while she does it?

His eyes darted back to his phone, his heart racing as he quickly remembered that he still hadn’t replied to her. He groaned softly upon seeing her pretty face on his screen, her previous snap still on full display for him. He took another moment to admire her before tapping out of the photo. Matt quickly fixed his hair with his clean hand, wiping the sweat from his forehead with the back of his forearm. He picked his phone back up and quickly snapped a photo of himself. He typed a response before sending it to her.

'Relax I'm here.'

'You costed me my battle royale.'

Matt waited for a response, not caring about the mess that still hadn’t been attended to. The nerves in his brain lit up like a Christmas tree as she opened his snap, the endorphins filling him with dopamine as she sent back another photo. He was quick to open it, not caring if she caught on to his eagerness.

'lol you're stupid. call me back when you're done :)'

He tucked his cock back into his boxers, pulling them back up along with his sweats. He stood up, holding the bottom seam of his shirt up, quickly making his way to the bathroom to clean himself up. He peeked out into the hallway, making sure Nick and Chris weren’t anywhere near before slipping into the bathroom, shutting the door behind him.

Matt cringed at the sticky feeling on his hand, quickly turning on the faucet at the sink, running his hand under the water to rinse most of his mess down the drain. He dried his hand, then grabbed a handful of tissues, cleaning up the rest of his cum before discarding the used tissues into the waste bin. He let his shirt fall down to cover his torso, his eyes landing on his reflection in the mirror. His gaze darted away, disgusted with what he saw.

You’re a terrible friend. If she ever found out, you’d be lucky to not have a restraining order against you. What the fuck is wrong with you. How can you even call yourself her best friend. You don’t deserve her.

He left the bathroom in a hurry, slipping back into his room, gently kicking the door shut behind him. He sat back down at his desk, picking up his phone once again.

Without a second thought, he opened his facetime app, clicking on her contact. The phone only rang twice before she answered, her pretty face illuminating the screen after the call connected. Matt offered her a warm smile, propping his phone up on his desk. “Sorry I hung up on you before,” he mumbled softly, scratching the back of his neck as his gaze landed on her. He picked his headset up off of his desk, holding it for her to see. “Wanna run duos with me?”

𝔄𝔲𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯'𝔰 𝔑𝔬𝔱𝔢: omg guys, what do we think is gonna happen?

𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔰:

#sturniolo triplets #matt sturniolo #christopher sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo #sturniolo imagine #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo smut #i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism #sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo #matthew sturniolo smut #matthew sturniolo #matt sturniolo smut #matt sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo smut #smut #bark bark bark #foaming at the mouth

991 notes · View notes

whyse7vn · 1 year ago

Text

nudes? -

[ ot7 x reader ]

SEOKJIN -

jin: you’re so special

i wish i was special

y/n: r u flirting with me

jin: yeah

y/n: never do it again

jin: sorry

i’m a creep

i’m a weirdo

y/n: it’s true

jin: yeah :/

y/n: i thought you hated radiohead

jin: not today

they speak for me ❤️

y/n: ok

jin: do you miss me be honest

y/n: you don’t want my honesty right now

jin: ur right you know me so well

i’m in a vulnerable state rn

y/n: yeah

jin: so that’s why i’m gonna humbly ask you to send nudes

y/n:

you rn

jin: STOP

NO ITS NOT

PLEASE STOP

y/n: *sighs looks left looks right* idk if i can send you anything jin

jin: stop 😕

y/n: roleplay with me if you want to see some ass pretty boy 🙈🙈🙈🙈

jin: *looks up at you with pleading eyes* p-please

y/n: *pats you on head looks conflicted* i really shouldn’t jinnie

jin: *tears slowly flow out my eyes* PLEASE

*kneels and hugs ur legs now sobbing*

y/n: fucking crybaby bitch *pulls out a gun and empties the whole clip into ur head while reciting jjk chapter 236*

jin: okay wtf

y/n: sorry i was getting into it

jin: that was you into it?

y/n: yeah?

jin: okay

y/n: yeah shut the fuck up you little ant carrying the stupid little bag on a stick

jin: i’m sorry

y/n: know ur place

u little slut

jin: i am NOT roleplaying with you again

y/n: k bye.

jin: ….

…………..

y/n: i said BYE

jin: *whimpers*

y/n: LMAOOOO UR A FREAKKKKK

jin: i can’t believe you made me do that

y/n: didn’t make you do anything

you did that all willingly

u fr wasn’t lying when you said ur a weirdo man

jin: whatever

y/n: miss u xx

6 images sent

NAMJOON -

y/n: no joon but i’m saying what the fuck is a naevis

like i thought it was the fandom name but turns out ITS NOT

WHAT IS NAEVIS

like wdym they said “naevis we love you” and it’s not the fans

WHO IS IT JOON WHO

don’t get me wrong i love aespa like down to the ground but tf are you guys talking about who is is the naevis and do we need to fight

namjoon: i get you baby

y/n: i knew you would understand

you’re the only one i have in this world

me and joon against the world

we’re so cute

namjoom: the cutest!

y/n: WAIT BABE CUZ U SPILLED

WE ARE THE CUTEST WE ARE

BEST COUPLE

like no joke we are like what people dream about

wow joon ur smart

what did you eat today

namjoon: toast baby

it’s 9 in the morning

y/n: ok what is naevis tho

please stay on track

do u know joon?

namjoon: not sure baby

y/n: ok wtf is wrong with you

it feels like ur here but not here

and where are all ur stupid little dad emojis

where is the namjoon i know

namjoon: sorry baby

y/n: ok and you’ve called me baby like how many times??

you only say that when u wanna fuck lmao

OH MYGOD KIM NAMJOON

U NASTY BITCH

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING

ARE YOU A FREAK

OMYGODFC

namjoon: baby :(

y/n: UR SICK UR SO SICK

namjoon: not doing anything i promise

y/n: I DO NOT BELIVE YOU

namjoon: i’m not a pervert

and i would never lie to you

you know that

y/n: hehehehehe

don’t you know that to me

what if i don’t know joon

heheheh

just imagined you saying that

you know that >:-|

with ur silly little srs face

that little face was u by the way

anyways

you will NOT seduce me

namjoon: ok

y/n: ok

namjoon: ok

y/n: ok

namjoon: ok

y/n: ok

namjoon: send me nudes pretty

y/n: wow namjoons a whore guys

namjoon: guys?

who are you talking to

y/n: i can’t take this

HEHHE I AM BLUSHING THO HEHEHDH

you’ve changed joon….

namjoon: sorry? idk what to say baby

it feels like i’m taking to like 4 people at once

y/n: UR WHAT????

namjoon: baby stop being silly

y/n: silly?

silly is such a silly word

heheheh

like ur soooo silly

isn’t that silly joon

namjoon: stop saying silly

y/n: can’t help being the naturally silly girl i am joon like i’m just silly i was born like this

namjoon: i’m wearing my glasses btw

y/n: oh?

namjoon: yeah baby

y/n: what was it that u wanted joon >.<

JUNGKOOK -

jungkook: babe can i try something please

y/n: no

jungkook: good girl

y/n: ???

jungkook: was that nice?

y/n: no

jungkok: ok then

y/n: was that it?

jungkook: should i end my life

y/n: let me think about it

jungkook: ok

babe

y/n: yeah

jungkook: do you you ever feel really exposed to the dinosaurs?

y/n: what?

jungkook: i feel so exposed to them

y/n: what does that mean

jungkook: they know me

but like

it’s too much

they know too much

y/n: they are dead

jungkook: ok

i’m sorry

y/n: are you ok?

jungkook: i wish i was born as a little potato

so i could be put into a soup or something

or maybe i would be made into a little mcdonalds fry

y/n: what are you going on about

jungkook: babe

time is an illusion

you have to get it before it gets you

y/n: jungkook what do you actually want rn

jungkook: i love speaking to you

can i not speak to you

y/n: what do you want from me

jungkook: so like

y/n: so like????

jungkook: canyouplssendmenudes

y/n: is that it?

jungkook: i love you

y/n: 4 images sent

jungkook: i could cry

y/n: please don’t

jungkook: love my life

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

do you miss me as much as i miss you

home soon babe 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

ur so pretty

i want to peel off ur skin and suck on ur bones

y/n: what the hell

jungkook: can i?

y/n: could u just not say i’m hot and move on please

jungkook: ur HOT

HOT AF BABE

HOTTIE

HOT AHHH

SPICY HOT

TOO HOT TO HANDLE AHH

BURNING I AM

TOOOOOO HOOOT

y/n: enough

jungkook: sorry

HOSEOK -

hobi:

y/n: not reading all of that sorry for your loss or congratulations idk

hobi: fair enough

y/n: yeah

hobi: ok send ur nudes rn

i’ll rate them 1-10

y/n: that makes me want to throw up

hobi: don’t even stress it’s gonna be a 10

i just like the edge it gives you when u know ur being judged

makes u panic so you get creative

y/n: that sounds toxic as hell???

hobi: probably is idk

y/n: let’s break up

hobi: nooo my creative girl don’t go 😢

y/n: going

hobi: can you call me daddy like once

y/n: you are out of ur mind

hobi: it’ll probably be really hot

y/n: we have done this once already hoseok

you literally threw up after i said it

hobi: ok i was young then

it wasn’t right calling a young man like me daddy

but i’ve grown now pls

y/n: it was 2 months ago

hobi: my love i’ve grown honestly 🙏🏻

y/n: can you leave me alone

hobi: kk send me pics tho xx

y/n: xx?

hobi: i kissed you

yk to be nice?

don’t tell me you want a hug too

i spoil you too much

xxoooxxxoo

y/n: i will kill you

hobi: ok but be honest was this a good attempt

y/n: this was ur worst by far

ur getting desperate babe and it’s showing

hobi: IVE BEEN DESPERATE SINCE THE MORNING

pls pls pls pls pls pls PLEASE SEND ME NUDES PLEASE

y/n: yawn the begging is getting boring

hobi: FUCK U

i’ll be back in 5

need thinking time

y/n: did you just send me money?

hobi: no?

y/n: ?

hobi: yeah :/

y/n: this is getting sad

2 images sent

hobi: god is good amen 🙏🏻

YOONGI -

yoongi: can you

y/n: can you

yoongi: i can

y/n: you can

yoongi: yeah

y/n: that’s crazy

yoongi: not really

but pls can you

y/n: it’s really crazy yoongi

yoongi: i’m telling you it’s not

y/n: it is

yoongi: why

y/n: why?

yoongi: yeah that’s what i asked

y/n: the fact that you have to ask why is even crazier

yoongi: it is?

y/n: it is.

yoongi: oh

y/n: i hope ur ashamed of yourself

yoongi: but you normally can

y/n: ok?

yoongi: ok?

y/n: people change

yoongi: clearly

y/n: are you trying to fight me rn

yoongi: kinda

y/n: typical

yoongi: but like

y/n: but like?

yoongi: a fight but kinda different yk?

y/n: ur not right

yoongi: :/

y/n: yoongi

yoongi: yeah

y/n: can i be honest

yoongi: you can

y/n: i have no idea what we are taking about

yoongi: what

y/n: what

yoongi: we are supposed to be on the same page

y/n: i’m like 15 pages ahead rn

yoongi: no

you are 15 pages behind

y/n: pretty sure i’m ahead but whatever

yoongi: i’m telling you you’re not

y/n: it’s okay to be wrong sometimes babe

yoongi: ok

y/n: so proud of you

love when you learn new things

yoongi in his acceptance era ❤️❤️

yoongi: send me nudes

y/n: OMGGGG

yoongi also in his slut era

yoongi: whatever send pls

y/n: i even got a please i must be dreaming wow

yoongi: it was a pls

so it holds less value than a please

y/n: wow ur not acting like you want these nudes

yoongi: please :3

y/n: OMG THE FAMOUS YOONGI CAT FACE

best day ever

yoongi: fr best day ever!!

y/n: wow that’s scary never speak like me again

yoongi: i won’t

that made me physically ill

y/n: good

anyways beg me one more time please ;)

yoongi: you naked now please

y/n: um

are you telling me or asking me

that one felt very conflicting

yoongi: why are we still talking

y/n: maybe because we are deeply in love idk

yoongi: nude 4 nude

y/n: SAY LESS

4 images sent

JIMIN -

jimin: send nudes?

y/n: are u fr? not even a hi?

jimin: hi

send nudes?

y/n: no

how about u send me a stack

jimin: i can do that

lowkey prostitution but i can still do that

y/n: that was not in exchange for nudes btw

jimin: LAME

i support sex work

y/n: you just shamed prostitution

jimin: i did not

y/n: leave alone

jimin: can you not be emo rn please omg

i just want nudes

so i can put it on my onlyfans

y/n: ur what?

jimin: onlyfans

y/n: since when do you have an onlyfans?

jimin: i’m building a life for us babe ❤️

y/n: you are an idol

jimin: ok?

can i not share my ALL goods with with the world?

y/n: ur goods?

u asked ME for nudes

jimin: are you not mine?

y/n: no?

jimin: ok wrong answer but i get it feminism and stuff

stand ur ground queen 🙏🏻❤️

y/n: do not uplift me rn

jimin: sorry i can’t help it praise shesus!!!!!

y/n: go away

jimin: ok

let’s make some content babydoll

y/n: baby what?

jimin: think my first post should be feet pics

y/n: no

jimin: ur right they probably would want a full body pic first

y/n: can you actually go away

jimin: i can’t

i belong with you

my soul itches when we are apart

y/n: idc!

ur a freak say away

jimin: :p

y/n: 🖕🏽

jimin: ok nudes now

jimin sent 3 pictures

for you queen

y/n: gross

jimin: don’t lie

it’s a good angle no?

y/n: no

2 images sent

now leave me alone

TAEHYUNG -

y/n: bring me back cookies pls

taehyung: babe i’m feeling miscovus idk if i can

y/n: what?

taehyung: miscivous

miceovus

movovius

THIS IS ME RN!!!

y/n: cookies yes or no

taehyung: ok but u pay for them

y/n: this would go crazy in the gc

but ok

check ur bank account

taehyung: ummm wtf

that was not what i meant

y/n: ?

taehyung: i told you i’m feeling miscovus

y/n: mischievous?

taehyung: ok show off

but yeah i’m feeling this micovus vibe rn

y/n: how have you spelt it wrong again?

taehyung: send me ur boobs

y/n: woah

taehyung: that is exactly what i will say when i see ur boobs on my screen

y/n: u make me sick

taehyung: woof woof meow pls send bae

y/n: was that necessary

taehyung: probably not but i’m feeling the vibes rn

y/n: that’s gross

never say that again

taehyung: it’s the truth tho venus in retrograde and ur boobs need to be on my screen

the universes is giving the the vibes

777

222

333

1066

y/n: 1066?

taehyung: the battle of hastings?

y/n: what?

taehyung: no babe why did mother earth literally just call me rn and say ur seeing it boobs rn would balance my infinity stones 😭

y/n: my head hurts

so bad

taehyung: i’m so upset for u fr but

can you balance me

oh pls oh pls

y/n: if i don’t get my fucking cookies after this i’m gonna be so mad

1 image attached

taehyung: hehehehehehhehehehehehehe

348 notes · View notes

alastair-1205 · 5 months ago

Text

Episode 13 Reactions

FLASHBACK! AND FUN MUSIC LOL

Oh look another bullying victim for the team. Him and Jay should bond over that

Oh hes getting fucking jumped poor kid

You did he just call him a slur-

OK ITS FRACK. MASTER OF QUAKES

Its interesting how a lot of the new elements seem to be offshoots of the ones that we’re familiar with

Aw I can see why him and Arin were buddies

Alright so his master is gonna be someone weird

My money is on like Cinder or Ras or some shit

I fucking love Robie (Roby?)

Wyldfyre likes him lmaoooo

I wanna hear about the architecture :(

I thought Zane was about to get offended at not being called the smartest one for s second lmaooo

OH THAT THING LOOKS LIKE THE SCEPTER FROM S4

OH GOD IS CHEN OR CLOUSE HERE?? THEY ARENT RIGHT?

You know maybe it’s a good thing Jay isn’t here so no one could get all the elements of creation lol. If that’s still at all important

See I don’t think Robie is a bad guy but I do think he’s not gonna be great to deal with. He’s as naive as any of the new ninja were

SNAIL GUY

Ok but what happened to the last plant guy? Cuz the new master of shade looked kinda like she could have been the old ones kid or smth but there’s no way this guys related to the last plant master. So I’m gonna assume he’s dead until told otherwise

MASTER LLOYD ROBES

YO THEY KNOW EACH OTHER YAY

I love that it’s Nya who knows them too after season 8/9

WHEERE TF DID SHE COME FROM HELLO? JORDY??

Oh. Oh no.

Oh she’s not doing okay

CINDER YOU BITCH

Love how all these bitches are just kinda. Here lmao.

Ras is totally Fracks master fuuuuuck

Sister- DIDNT SHE PUT UR ASS IN JAIL??

Ah. That makes more sense.

Yea I’d have issues too if I were her tbh. They should have given her a different haircut tho lol

Robie did not sign up for this shit lmaoooo he didn’t know what he was getting himself into this time around

Or maybe Ras isn’t Fracks master then…

I refuse to believe Jay is that dumb-

AW HES GOT A FAMILY PICTURE. I’m taking all the fucking crumbs I can get lol

Watch wyldfyre be correct lmao

WHO ARE YOU????

Murder attempt??!

Ngl they almost got away with it tho-

Either Cinder or Shade then

Or the old master of smoke maybe? Doubt it but maybe

Lmao priorities

Oooooh Maybe it was a ploy to get them banned

Oh Ras 100% sent it. That extra one was to cover his ass

…Unless it was Skylor cuz that thing had powers

Not Snail Guy!

Among Us- *gets shot*

I don’t think that was actually Jay tbh

#ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #dragons rising spoilers

10 notes · View notes

lordofthenerds97 · 2 months ago

Note

I saw your reblog on Roy’s Event Horizon chapter 13, and I must say . . .

Please get on that soap box and speak about Obi-Wan, if you don’t mind ofc! Sorry if I’m being rude. I just have a lot of thoughts on Obi-Wan’s involvement and responsibility for some stuff in the war, TCW, and etc. I haven’t found any one that agreed or had an opinion on that tho! So it’d be interesting to hear your thoughts?

Why helloooooooo anon!

Ok so like straight up I was a lil scared when I saw an anon notification about EH and I was legit preparing to fight someone on Roy’s behalf 🤣💀 Like, all it showed was the first part of your ask in the preview, and I was sweating a bit when I opened it lmaoooo, but OMGGGG

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you aren’t being rude at all! I’m honestly so surprised tho because I didn’t think anyone besides Roy was reading our brain dumps about EH! That’s so awesome!!

So, I haven’t found a lot of other people that have opinions/thoughts about Obi-Wan carrying responsibility in the war or TCW or certain arcs. You have requested a soap box and I shall happily oblige! But buckle up cause it’s gonna be all over the place and hella long 🤣 we’re also gonna condense because the original version was over 10k long and I still had more to say but I didn’t want to keep you waiting 💀 so will reblog later with additional thoughts

I’m not sure how much you know about his background as a Padawan when he was a kid, all that jazz, so I’ll kinda talk about that for a minute and then explain why that’s important

Roy made reference to him being a troublemaker when he was young. That’s 100% accurate. He has a reputation as a youngling for breaking rules, being rebellious, talking back, questioning things, yada yada yada, basically Anakin. He was passed over by all the Masters several times. Qui Gon didn’t choose Kenobi, Yoda actually assigned the two together hoping they’d be able to work Obi-Wan’s shit out

It worked, happy ending, onto Tatooine they go

So moving on to when they meet Anakin

Throughout the entire Tatooine sequence, you can kinda see this disinterested, questioning, and even slightly disappointed look on Obi-Wan’s face the entire time Qui Gon is with Anakin or talks about him. It’s clear he doesn’t really believe right off the bat what Qui Gon believes about him being the chosen one and all that, and to me it was pretty obvious he didn’t want Anakin tagging along. Anakin’s not dumb, I’m sure he would have picked up on that. Kids are smart, regardless of what we might think. So if Anakin knew that someone he looked up to, a Jedi Knight, didn’t really want him around or think he could live up to his potential, that probably put a damper on things

Obi-Wan took on Anakin because it’s what Qui Gon wanted. I don’t fully believe that he wanted Anakin as a Padawan. I know he agreed with the Council on the fact that Anakin was too old and unstable and emotional, and there was a flicker of something on his face, possibly doubt or fear, when he said he would train him

This next part is completely headcanon and what I believe happened during Anakin’s early days as a Padawan that isn’t talked about in any canon, so bear with me lol

Anakin was SO MUCH like Obi-Wan as a kid. That scared Kenobi. And with Anakin not having spent his entire life in the temple, he hadn’t learned how to control his emotions, reign in his temper, anything like that. Anakin more than likely had temper tantrums like any normal child…but he was Force Sensitive, and that would’ve made all the difference in the world. We know how strong of a connection Anakin has to the Force, how much power he has. He obviously had that connection, albeit uncontrolled, as a child. His tantrums likely threw Obi-Wan into a tailspin, and he probably didn’t handle them the best

Canon-wise, we know Anakin was terrified of losing his new Master, to the point he sometimes slept on the floor next to Kenobi’s bed. We don’t know if Kenobi discouraged or talked to him about this at all, but we know Anakin didn’t take well to correction from others, sometimes even Obi-Wan, as much as he loved and idolized his Master. Personally, I believe there was a huge trauma bond developed there, both in losing Qui Gon and in leaving his mom and everything he knew behind. Obi-Wan was the last familiar thing Anakin had and so he clung to that. Trauma bonds aren’t always a good thing. And while he did kind of grow out of that as he got older, becoming real friends with Obi-Wan, that, in my opinion, was the entire basis of their relationship and was not a good start to a Master/Padawan connection. They have a Force bond, and with that trauma connecting them, that bond was probably tainted in some way, not allowing it to be as fully developed as it should have been. We know Anakin didn’t want Ahsoka…I personally believe him not feeling wanted by Obi-Wan played a big part in that

Moving on to things happening later in TCW

The entire Satine situation

Let’s unbox THAT for a minute

We know these two idiots were in love. We know this. It irks me to no end that Obi-Wan is constantly on Anakin about emotions and attachments and all this shit when-

Like…c’mon. A bit hypocritical aren’t we, Obi-Wan? Had she given the word he would’ve LEFT THE ORDER??? He defied the Council FOR HER, someone he hadn’t had contact with in years??? But wouldn’t stand up to the Council for AHSOKA, his BEST FRIEND’S PADAWAN??? (Hold on I’ll get there)

That is literally the only time that Obi-Wan directly defies the Council. He might bend the rules a few times, especially when he’s involved with one of Anakin’s schemes or plots, but he never, ever, ever, breaks the rules as a Master

AND LET’S TALK ABOUT KORKIE FOR A MINUTE WHY DON’T WE

YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME HE ISN’T KENOBI’S SON

When does Korkie ever mention his mother? Why isn’t she in the picture? “Oh, easy, she’s with Death Watch-“ BULLSHIT

If Bo was REALLY Korkie’s mom, knowing what we know about her, do you think she’d leave him on Mandalore with Satine? ABSOLUTELY NOT GODDAMMIT

“Oh but the timeline doesn’t match up, Korkie should be like twenty, he only looks fifteen or so-“ BULLSHIT

THERES A TWENTY SOME ODD YEAR DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WINDU AND KENOBI AND THEY DON’T LOOK THAT MUCH DIFFERENT

“Oh, but Obi-Wan is the perfect Jedi, he wouldn’t ever do something like that-“ BULLSHIT

Obi-Wan was human and therefore subject to human emotions and feelings. The absolute LOVE in that man’s eyes when he said goodbye to Satine will forever break my heart when I see those episodes but we’re not talking about that, we’re talking about his hypocrisy and shit. Anyways.

Also, another point?? HOW THE HELL CAN KORKIE BE BO’S SON WHEN BO IS ONLY IN HER EARLY 20s IN TCW?!?!?!?!?

So yeah, Obi-Wan said a LOT about attachments here…when they mean something to him. Lecturing Anakin when he turns around and does this, where Anakin can very plainly see what Obi-Wan is doing and how he’s directly going against everything he’s ever said or done, seems like a pretty big stab in the back to me

And actually, since we’re on that arc, let’s talk about Maul for a minute

Logic: cut man in half, man dies

Maul: lives out of hatred and spite

(I have a theory the Brother had something to do with that but let’s talk about that another time)

Logically, if you cut your opponent in half, they die. End of story. Right? Wrong. Especially when it comes to the Sith. Now, I might be willing to give him a bit of a pass if he wasn’t as studied on Sith as he should have been, but I doubt that’s the case. Sith Lords and Apprentices have a very very strong connection to the dark side and can access parts of the Force that are unknown to the Jedi and are unnatural. And for Sidious to choose Maul as an Apprentice, he would have had to have been exceptionally strong. Obi-Wan should have known that Sith are unpredictable and unstable. That should’ve been BASIC Holocron knowledge. Sith Alchemy, Dark Side Magick, Sith Sorcery…there’s no way Obi-Wan should’ve reacted like

To the fact he was alive. And out of pure SPITE and HATRED for one person

The absolute havoc that Maul and Savage wrought upon the Galaxy because of Maul’s single minded need for revenge is wild because Obi-Wan totally could’ve dealt with it. In one episode. Or maybe two? But that’s not the point. Maul got Kenobi’s attention by slaughtering people on Cybloc. There were rumors of Maul’s presence spreading around before that, but the Council (an entirely different rant, which I could go on for days about if you want a separate one about them) ignored, as did Kenobi. It wasn’t until Maul killed innocents and sent a holorecording of the act that anyone paid attention. They knew about Savage, who was enough of a threat they sent people to investigate, but when word about his Sith brother began to surface, no one thought that might be important? Least of all the man that supposedly killed him?

*smack* Qui Gon taught you better than that, Kenobi. I’m disappointed.

Let’s talk for a minute about how Obi-Wan let his emotions, something he was supposed to be in control of at all times, rule his decisions on how he handled Maul

First of all, I don’t care how you look at the situation, Obi-Wan was afraid. He thought he’d killed Maul on Naboo all those years ago, and here he was, resurrected and full of hatred. Not to mention strong in the Dark Side of the Force. That's enough to scare anyone. But instead of letting go of that fear and allowing the Force to guide him like his Master taught him, he let the fear consume him. Maul used that fear as a way to control the narrative in sooooooo many ways. When Obi-Wan faced Maul and Savage for the first time, he saw what he failed to do and the monster he created, which (Disclaimer I’m not a psychologist or anything) I’m pretty sure triggered some sort of trauma response. It also would’ve brought up a lot of PTSD (because let’s be honest, Obi-Wan has it, considering everything he saw and did as a Padawan and that was finna be the beginning of the Clone Wars) and guilt and a shit ton of other things, and that kinda took over his mind. He had a fight, flight, or freeze response…he froze. True, he did fight, but he didn’t truly fight to his full potential. We all know how good of a fighter Obi-Wan is, how proficient he is with the Force, all of that. But he just…froze. It would’ve been such an epic fight even if he would’ve just took an episode or so to prepare…but instead, he let Maul fester and create the Shadow Collective, and where did that lead us?

He takes over Mandalore, controls Death Watch by Ritual Combat, kills Satine, ruins Obi-Wan even more, gets back on Palpy’s radar, lost his brother (the only thing he truly cared about), almost got Ahsoka on his side(!!!!!!!!! Another headcanon theory but not rant I love that so much, that team up would have been legendary)

And then, he goes on to wreak havoc in Rebels.

Obi-Wan could have dealt with him very easily and very quickly. But nooooooooooooo

Now imma move on to the whole Ahsoka debacle

There is so much going on here

So much

Like…where do I even start

FIRST OF ALL

He is her Grand Master…he’s known her basically her entire life, he’s been by her side ever since she’s become a Padawan. He might not agree with everything Anakin teaches her, but hey, he taught Anakin so that’s his own damn fault. And he has the AUDACITY to not even QUESTION the Council when her honor is brought to trial???

He doesn’t even BLINK when she’s thrown out of the Order???

He doesn’t take Anakin’s, his supposed brother and best friend, side???

He turns his back on BOTH of them???

He hunts Ahsoka like she’s an animal

He is ready to sentence her to an execution

And let’s not forget

Obi-Wan is on the Council

I’m just absolutely boggled

AND THEN HE TRIES TO WELCOME HER BACK DURING THE SEIGE OF MANDALORE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED?!?!?!?! I THINK THE HELL NOT

GOD

And Mustafar

Gods above, Mustafar

After everything that happened, after everything Obi-Wan did, after everything he put Anakin though, after how many times he failed his “brother”, his “best friend” his Padawan, how could Obi-Wan be anything BUT surprised that Anakin would turn to the Dark Side??? Sure, Palps groomed him, obviously, and there’s plenty of blame to go around, but it was Obi-Wan’s responsibility to keep him in the light

LEST WE FORGET WHAT HAPPENED ON MORTIS???

Because the Father had plenty of warnings to give

All anyone had to do

Was listen

I firmly believe that Obi-Wan played a huge role in Anakin’s downfall, if not caused it directly because of all the shit he pulled. People can fight me, people can sue me, people can come for me (please don’t tho I don’t have the energy 💀😭), but that is 100% my belief and I will die on that hill

As much as I love Kenobi, as much as I love his character and backstory, he is responsible for the rise of Vader.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

#star wars #the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #ranting #rant post #ted talks #anon ask #kai writes #kais thoughts #not worth a lot but here they are #will reblog later with more because it’s way too much for one post #I hope this was enough of a soapbox for you anon #ily

4 notes · View notes

azsazz · 10 months ago

Text

CC3 Anon

spoilers under cut

Hiii it’s CC anon. THANK GOD YOU RESPONDED NO ONE ELSE I KNOW IS READING THIS BOOK 😭

I finished CC3 last night and yeah. I enjoyed the pacing at the beginning of this book more than the first two books because we’re already in the thick of the climax and don’t have to build up suspense again but omg it dragged in the middle.

I did not care for Ithan at all I’m sorry. And yes he hasn’t been a pro sun all player in YEARS idk why she keeps bringing it up. I think someone stumbled and he caught her and Sarah went “his sunball reflexes” HES A WOLF HE WAS ALWAYS GOING TO HAVE QUICK REFLEXES. Had him running up and down to resurrect Sigrid and in the end it DIDNT EVEN MATTER.

Lmaoooo Ithan mostly acted ago appropriate if I think about it. He's like 20 I'm assuming since he's around college age. He's def not my favorite character either tbh. Love how everything fell into his lap tho. Literally anytime he was mentioned so was snuball it was so fucking dumb.

I know you like Tharion but can he do anything right omg. Ithan carried him with the Viper Queen. Sathia carried him in front of the Ocean Queen 😭 I WAS SO PISSED ABOUT THE ANTIDOTES OMG and then Ithan went and did the same. I see why they are best friends like wow stupid really follows stupid.

LMAO I love Tharion, yes he'd definitely dumb and needs to make better decisions but I liked how witty he was in the first book. He really needs to stop with the whole woe is me act tho. omg the antidotes shit don't even get me started. half of the stuff that she wrote for the book didn't even matter in the end. like, we could've cut this damn book down 300 pages tbh, nothing would've been missed because nothing made sense even.

I don’t hate Bryce. She did annoy me though. I hated when Aelin wouldn’t tell people about her plans and could not stand it from Bryce here. Her yelling at Hunt about having to face the consequences of their actions. I’m like dude you went to another world and came back powered up. Hunt stayed and was tortured brutally like what? I know why she doesn’t want him to have guilt about it but it’s his 3rd time going through this and failing. And now he has more to lose. Of course he would be feeling a type of way.

I do not like her at all lol. The whole not telling people plans things pissed me off because her loud mouth is not like that. AND THEN SHE HAS THE AUDACITY TO TELL HUNT "OH YOU DONT EVEN WANT TO BE HERE" girl maybe if you told someone the fuckin plan they would feel a bit more confident about going through with it for fucks sake. she's a mean girl and i can't stand her and i don't think she's funny at all she is so cringe to me haha. HUNT HAS ALREADY TRIED GOING AGAINST THE ASTERI AND HE WAS TORTURED FOR 200 YEARS?! Then he gets freed and has to do it all over again?! Like, why are we yelling at this man? of course he's weary.

I’m not the biggest fan of her swagger at times. Like sometimes we don’t need the quippy (read: unfunny) one liners :/

LITERALLY

The STAKES???? Bryce should’ve stayed dead! It would have been a lot more impactful. Even the torturing scenes kind of didn’t hit as much after the fact cause everyone can just regrow their limbs and be fine. No one had a single nightmare about what happened to them? I thought we would see something like that beyond “a glimmer of darkness in his eyes” idk :/

The entire "someone dying only to be brought to life on the next page" has definitely fucking worn off now but sjm apparently can't see that. she created a world with 50+ characters only to not use half of them when it matters. so stupid. Also, i don't remember them being able to regrow limbs tbh.

Maybe the book would’ve been too long but I was genuinely shocked we didn’t get more scenes of anyone on the actual battlefield. We were mostly in the palace after Bryce and Hunt teleported, and then the moment with Lidia and the sprites. But maybe the book would’ve been too toooo long idk.

Yeah there really was only like 60 pages of the end scene. but as soon as i saw the word space i actually almost DNFd it because what the actual fuck was that.

I will say I really like how the male friendships are genuine. I honestly can’t tell you that Bryce, Fury, and June are friends LMAO. (I’m exaggerating but I do kinda agree with this) .

Yeah, i love Ruhn, dec, and flynn's relationship. i think sjm tries to be like "oh yeah girl power, strong fmc's" but there's no women in the books? and they all don't like each other? like danika, bryce, fury, and juniper seemed like mean girls? girls that didn't give a fuck about anyone else? idk. the way that the men to women ratio in her books is very interesting to me. and the fack that EVERY man that comes across bryce thinks she's the most gorgeous girl to have ever lived...fuck off with that logic.

My girl Jesiba :////// She was my favorite for sure. I'm indifferent about her lol. Her entire storyline i feel was just made up like two months ago so she could connect to the other series lol

I do agree with what you said about Bryce (I legit almost wrote Aelin LMFAO) . I was not expecting her to just say no rulers for the Fae at all. But I guess a Senate would be more democratic.

SO STUPID. The Senate (starwars)

Im sure there will be a fourth book but I am so uninterested in Tharion and Ariadne like who caresssssssss. If Im interested in Ithan, it’s because I want to see more Perry. I wonder how connected this world and ACOTAR will remain.

I honestly hope it ends at 4 books. I think that would be a perfect ending because there's four houses. no need for more im already sick of it. yeah i liked perry too. i hope they're no longer connected lol.

Ruhn and Lidia :) but HE LEGIT SHOT HER?? I know she was acting irrationally because of her sons and he wanted to make sure she didn’t get herself killed but then he shot her. Like okay 😭. I think my favorite couples are Bryce’s parents and Lidia and Ruhn. Ruhn just seems so hot 😭.

Ruhn is a winner for sure for sure.

I’m writing too much and I’m scared this app will just shut down so I’ll quit here. I still think the first book is the worst one in this series. But I had fun with this one (despite my hang ups) and I’m glad it’s over (for now :/).

THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT!!!

THANKS FOR LETTING ME RANT TOO!

CC anon!! I went to goodreads to read reviews of the book and I genuinely cannot believe how many 5 star ratings this book got. I mean, I can and can’t believe it. Atp anything Sarah puts out will average at least a 4 star rating on there and sell a crap ton.

I think people just give her that rating because she's popular, not because they read lol. oh yeah, why do you think she released 5 different bonus chapters. talk about a greedy cash grab. that mentality kinda makes me sick im not even going to lie.

I was reading through the 2-star reviews and someone mentioned their shock at how quickly Ruhn and Lidia resolved their issues which I totally agree with. She said she hated him and would never forgive him for what he did, and she was right! I know why Ruhn did it, but I genuinely still cannot believe he actually shot her, even if she was gonna be okay. That’s a terrible time to be worrying about a wound like that when you want to be at full strength to fight for your children.

Yeah half of the plot lines felt stupid? like what? he couldn't have stopped her any other way...really? i feel like she did not think this book through as well as she thought she did tbh. seems to be her thing these days.

(Even when Hunt said he hated Bryce for stopping him from killing Celestina, I was like Oh!)

OMG THAT WAS ACTUALLY WILD. YEAH OKAY. I TOTALLY BELIEVE THEY'RE MATES.

The reviewer said Sarah should have left their relationship on the rocks so we could get Ruhn groveling in the fourth book, and I can’t get that idea out of my head. ESPECIALLY with their bonus scene. Idk if you’ve read it but I was like ??? I like them as a couple and I like their story, but it did seem like it was all patched up insanely quickly. Like if you shot me then the very LEAST you could do is get my kids to safety. That alone would not necessarily make me forgive you.

I didn't read their bonus chapter but i can't believe they moved in with each other literally after like two days of knowing each other in real life. bro, you just found out she has two kids? you don't know the woman at all lol. no, everyone has to have a happy ending by the last page of the book or else. lol. no suspense.

#cc3 spoilers #cc3 #hofas #hofas spoilers

7 notes · View notes

sukirichi · 4 months ago

Note

Aaaaaaaa sukiiiiiii why you do this to meeeee 😭😭

Brain mush, im very exhausted so im sorry if ill rant dhdhajdjs

The whole rin diary part - sparked lots of joy 🥺🥺🥺

This part right after

This does not spark joy 😒 like really? really? After we kept admitting we still love rin even while being with omi we go ahead and say that? Especially after reading the damn diary... Really?

This update made my heart shatter for our dearly idiot rin even more.. He keeps thinking we just... Wont love him if we know who he really when (jokes on him we do know) and it just.. It really breaks me

The fact he truly looks that low on himself to the point he believes we are with him just cause hes a prince and if he never was we wouldnt even notice him... Bruh i just.. I want to hug him.. Royal life truly shattered him mentally to the point he has no self esteem uh..

This part tho caught my attention:

He keeps trying to push us away but perhaps cause he's noticeable tired, I mean its described at o e point that he has dark circles under his eyes, what i believe its because hes been sleeping on the couch or something because he refuses to sleep in the same bed as iris (since he did kinda hinted that she had the bed all to herself). And perhaps thanks to him being exhausted he just cant stop himself fron letting little truths come out, he didnt even seem to notice it while we truly did.

Im still disappointed? Bitter? Ahahahha that the baby is staying dhshshhdhoas he's our hubby man i dont want him to be having some other bitch's baby when neither he or she wanted it 🙃 like please just do something good for the story iris and go ahead and lose it 🤣🤣 at this point only the queen will be pissed and we love that royal bitch pissed 🤣🤣

Sorry i wanted to give a better review but damn my job has been killing me ahahahah thank you so much for another update tho, these even tho they kill me 🤡 in a way always cheer me up and make me having something to look forward for.

Also yes kuroooooo destroy the bitchhhhh ahahhaha

the rin diary part!! man I remember having to like sit down for a long time just so I could use the perfect words LIKE WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ITS HARD TO BE POETIC LMFAO. not that it DID become poetic but it was the best I could pull out of my ass lmaoooo. omg okay I get that it doesn’t spark joy but hear me out!! at that point we’d already fallen for kiyoomi and yknow like… we already know that rintaro hasn’t been that good anyway, and we’re finally choosing what’s right, what’s BETTER (because dtd!yn has always been a character who will most likely end up doing what she thought was right and its really hard to change her mind lol but it’s just!! a matter of what feels right in that moment!!) and in that moment choosing kiyoomi and finally accepting that he has feelings for us felt like the right one! and the diary you know, it really is confusing cuz like – WE LITERALLY HAD JUST BEGUN OUR THING WITH KIYOOMI AND EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL then we see that our husband has always been secretly writing his feelings about us LIKE THE TIMING HONESTLY CAN’T GET ANY WORSE LOL

oh yeah… rin’s inferiority complex has just completely gotten worse because all his insecurities have gone from ten to a hundred. like he somehow always felt like he wasn’t good enough but to know that he was never a prince?! my boy needs therapy. and yes omg that part!! I know during the scene where he kicked us out our room was trying to imply that he wants to share the same bed as iris but naur!! my boy rin won’t even touch her within a ten foot pole in that moment, he just stays on the couch and can barely sleep because he sent us to belleview manor of all places. I just know he stayed up all night thinking about what we’re doing with kiyoomi and well… his imaginations are right because we’re making out with him lol. LMAOOOO I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT THE BABY I think its bcos iris has been off-screen for such a while now that lowkey I forgot she and the queen existed (in other terms I’m just too excited to write about runaway rin and yn!! and I’m such a pea brain lol)

also no omg!! I hope you’re getting some rest and a well-deserved break though! and thank you so muchhh IM SO HAPPY YOU’RE ENJOYING DTD HEHEHEHE as always I appreciate you for showing so much love and I’m sending you more back!! <33

#asks with naoya's trophy wife #series: dusk till dawn #long ask #suki: lovelies 💌

6 notes · View notes

wendytestabrat · 1 year ago

Text

1989 VAULT TRACK PREDICTIONS

ok so since taylor said these 5 tracks are amazing and it’s her favorite re-record i’m guessing these are gonna be like some of the best songs off of 1989 like even better than the standard tracks kinda like how new romantics is better than life itself but it was only a deluxe track and chosen as a single at last second so these other songs are probably all the brothers and sisters of the dope ass energy we got from new romantics LOL

i’m guessing if she has collabs on the vault tracks we’re gonna get collabs from either selena gomez, lorde, and/or ellie goulding (possibly avril lavigne too??? prob not but i would love to see that LOL even tho avril should’ve been on speak now tv. but the music avril released during her self-titled era in 2013 was similar to the sound of 1989). just bc those were other pop artists taylor was hanging around at the time who were part of her ‘squad’ that had a huge influence on the sound of the album. (except she has beef with calvin harris so idk if she’s still friends with ellie now bc ellie and calvin are still friends so that would be hella awkward LOL)

and speaking of calvin harris i hope she releases her version of this is what you came for (but that depends on if she has any legal rights over the song). i mean she did release her version of better man…so… i also hope we get a re-recording of i don’t wanna live forever but i feel like that’ll probably be on reputation tv not 1989 tv. also are we gonna get a re-recording of sweeter than fiction too??? bc idk if that song is considered part of the red era or 1989 era. bc it’s a rlly poppy song that would fit in with 1989 well.

maybe some of these vault songs are stuff from her bleach blond era, like that secret album people talk abt between 1989 and reputation, but i feel like those songs would prob be more appropriate for rep tv so that’s prob not what we’re getting since there’s only 5 vault tracks. anyway i’m excited af for rep tv i hope it’s a longass vault list lmaoooo

#1989 #1989 taylor's version

2 notes · View notes

nattinatalia · 2 years ago

Note

GOOD MORNING!! (Even tho I’m Finna FINALLY gts 😭 it’s abt to be 8am)

He’s always been strong on PDA and showing his love and affection, he didn’t care what others would say or think, if he wanted to kiss you, he’d do it. If he wanted you on his lap, he’d make sure to pull you in closer.Definition of IF HE WANTED TO HE WOULD 😩

but with Joe Burrow. JOSEPH ANDDD JACKMAN IN THE SAME ROOM?!? 🚂🗼🚂🗼🚂??? 👀

“So go be with your girl, no one here is allowed phones anyway. So nobody is about to take pictures of you two.” Look at Urb being the voice of reason for once!!

Joe chuckles. “The moment she walked in, she had all heads turn her way. Travis is a little drunk and being flirty, she had to let us know you two are together.” I- I ABSOLUTELY LOVE & ADORE A RESPECTFUL MAN!! Like yea it’s the bare minimum, but I’m still on my knees 4 it 🧎🏽‍♀️😭

Travis nods his head “The man who you claim is Jack Harlow, yeah if I were him I would never leave your side. So I think you're lying.” See I knew I wasn’t attracted to yo ugly ass for a reason 😒

“We’re not attached to the hip.” You shrug. “And no offense, but didn’t you just get out of a relationship? So why are you trying so hard right now?” TELL HIM GIRL!! 🤭

Jack smiles, “I was asking my girl, but thanks for keeping her company.” This is one of those rare times where I’ll let being passive aggressive slide!! 😌

Good afternoon, I posted and then went to bed, I too was up all night like a crack head 🥴

Not you calling my baby daddy number 3 ugly lmaoooo. I love him but it’s Jack over anyone!!!!!

Jack being jealous and possessive has been my kink as of late so I had to do something with it!!!!!!

#awhore4moree

4 notes · View notes

delcakoo · 2 years ago

Note

AAAAAA HELLO BUBS💙💙💙 HOW ARE YOU??? I woke up from a nap and just started eating and its so yummy bro wbU?? we have diff time zones from what i know so you'll prolly get this early in the morning HAHAHA.. what did i miss?? anything you've got to say to me? any updates or literally just aNYTHING IM DOWN WITH WHATEVER. fill me up 😔 oh also, i recently found someone has a crush on me ALTHOUGH I CANT REALLY SEEM TO BELIEVE IT BECAUSE LIKE ITS SO NOT OFTEN. LIKE IDK HOW TO HANDLE IT YESTERDAY THAT PERSON WHO HAD A CRUSH ON ME WAS ON THE SAME GROUP AS ME AND NGL, if u observe his body language hes kinda uh idk he makes joke TOOOOO much. true or not i hope it isn't because like I DON'T LIKE ENGAGING MYSELF IN THINGS LIKE THAT. LIKE I NEVER WANTED TO KNOW UNTIL MY CLASSMATE TOLD ME ABT IT, saying he talks about me and his friends in a gc im not in. whether its true or not i hope whatever he says about me are nice things, idek if hes a good guy like ok ure allowed to like me but if you talk abt me in any way that isn't appropriate, gtfo. BUT ANYWAY DID U MISS ME? because i did and ure my only best friend that i update my days abt so bare with me pls😔 i hope im not like to yk exaggerating if i make u uncomfy soemtimes tellme OKAY??? oh omg we have science tmrw going to lab and do some experiments im vv excited, whats ur fav subj my love?? mines science!!!! daily reminder to take care of yourself ema. i love u okAy BABYEE UPDATE U AGAIN💙

-m💙

MOONIE THE LOML <3 AHH IM SORRY I REPLIEF SO LATE BUT I HOPE U ATE WELL HEHE I AM GOODDDD! VV BUSY FOR SOME REASON IT’S LIKE PROJECT SEASON AT MY SCHOOL LIKE I HAVE 3 PROJECTS TO DO 😍😍 hmmhmh u didnt miss much !! my life has been very satisfactory rn i dont have any tea to spill 🙄 i love my irl friends so much i’m lucky enough to be in a rlly secure group of ppl so i’ve been super happy and well!! mmm i’ve been listening to on a ride by red velvet, yummy by after school, and anxiety by jvke recently AND OH OH ANOTHER SUPER GREAT THING. at my school u need to have two hours of service in the sports department to graduate for some wack reason, AND CURRENTLY WE’RE HAVING THIS BIG BASKETBALL TOURNEY right? so so me n my friend were like ok. lets sign up for the first thinf we see CUZ WE WANTED TO GET THESE HOURS DONEEE 😭 AND WE THOUGHT WE SIGNED UP FOR SECURITY, BUT APARENTLY ITS THIS THING CALLED ‘HOSPITALITY’ WHERE ALL WE FUCKING DO IS SIT BEHIND THE TEAM AND CHEER THEM ON AND GIVE THEM THEIR WATER AND SHI ☠️☠️ my other friends have to do like refilling waterbottles and concession and shit meanwhile I GOT FRONT ROW SEATS TO THE GAME FOR DOING NOTHING AND I GET MY HOURS ALONG THE WAY LMAOO 🧌🧌🧌🧌 classic ema W am i right 🙏

AND OMFGGGG THATS SO EXCITING DO U KNOW THE GUY WELL? 😭 DO U THINK U COULD LIKE HIM BACK OR NAH ??? AND YES OFC I MISSED U ur such a sweetheart n’ i love getting ur messages :(( <3 YOU’RE NOT EXAGGERATING AT ALL MY DEAR I RLLY DONT MIND KEEP DOING IT ISHSJNDD MWAH!! and. science is like. my least favourite LMAOOOO 😭 MOON TUTOR ME WTF I LITERALLY SUCK ASS AT EVERYTHING SCIENCE 🙁🙁 THAT DOES SOUND FUN THO I HOPE THE LAB WENT WELL!!! my favorites probably english jsjsjs all i know is i’m a english/socials over math/science person 😭😭😭

YES OF COURSE U TOO DARLING DRINK LOTS OF WATER AND EAT WELL PKAY???? SMOOCH SMOOCH LOVE U TOOOOO 💗💗💗💗💗

#delcakoo #m anon

2 notes · View notes

sic-fayl · 3 months ago

Text

Guild Member Next Door (kinda) translation - Part 10

Click here for the previous part - or click here for Part 1!

Disclaimer, as always: This is based on an MTL translation, I do not know Korean myself, I am trying more to stick with the impressions/vibes of a sentence instead of a strict word-for-word meaning - and most importantly, this is only for fun.

Now, here's part 10!

[Party] Ji9Star: Did the ant queen go get milk and so her kids had to raise themselves? Is that why they’re so fussy now and just spit on everyone instead of talking like grown-ups?

Earth Star really was incredibly weak in the Ant Cave map. On normal days, he’d fly all over the place, demolishing everything, but the Ant Cave map had low ceilings, so Earth Star would hit his head if he did that. There was just no easy way to jump and run and go wild as he usually would.

[Party] neutaaaa: Earth Star’s nearly dead again.

‘This is insanity. How’d that thing hit you hard enough to knock you all the way back... Are we really sure you’re max level?’

[Party] Ji9Star: Cockroach! Pls Roach! Save me!

[Party] CroakRush: It’s CroakRush ㅡㅡ

[Party] Ji9Star: But everyone else got to call you a cockroach too.

[Party] Ji9Star: Wait pls, my friend, my savior, I'm begging here

[Party] Ji9Star: And I’m sorry! >_<

So CroakRush used an HP recovery skill, to restore the fleeing Earth Star’s low health.

[Party] CroakRush: Stop running in front of me and just stay back here.

[Party] Ji9Star: But I’m close range dps lol. Tf will I do back here?

[Party] CroakRush: If you keep rushing in then there’s no point in me healing you so I just won’t.

[Party] neutaaaa: Lmaoooo

[Party] Ji9Star: Worst customer service

In direct contrast to Earth Star, who kept nearly dying, by rushing in and then running for his life, Kittycat MeowMeowMeow was dealing very high, consistent damage, even though he was a way lower level. Out of the three actual damage dealers they had, with CroakRush as their healer, Earth Star was clearly performing the worst.

[Party] Ji9Star: These ants just refuse to die... It’s so tiring and frustrating

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: ? Can’t shake the feeling the ants think the same, but about us.

[Party] CroakRush: Well to the ants we’re some random four home invaders ㅜㅜ

Even their twentieth time farming this map, Earth Star wasn’t doing any better. It was a bit ridiculous to witness a level 250 guy get knocked all the way back to the edge of the arena, just because he suffered one small hit from the level 200 boss enemy of the Ant Cave: the queen ant. Not even their healer CroakRush was affected by the queen ant’s hits. Sometimes, its attacks even missed entirely.

[Party] neutaaaa: Does Night Spear just have really low defense stats?

Night Spear was the highest job in the Knight class. Knights in general had the second highest base physical attack, right after Warriors, and Yeo-woon had always thought Knights were the class with the highest base defense, so he didn’t get why they’d fail this hard against some ants. Instead of keeping up his assault against the ant, Kittycat Meowmeowmeow froze in place, like he did whenever he typed in chat, and sure enough, a detailed answer to Yeo-woon’s question appeared.

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: No! NS are mid-tanks, with high def!! They’re not like this... Might be hard to believe rn tho lmao

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Like in group PvPs, you need to kill the squishy players first, so you go for stuff like healers and gunners, while the NS is the v last kill!

“...”

‘What’s all this supposed to tell me?’

[Party] neutaaaa: Oh, I see...

‘There was no reason for all these details.’

But having thought that, Yeo-woon still bowed his head to the monitor like he would to a teacher. In any case, he knew now that Night Spears were actually meant to have way more defense than this.

[Party] CroakRush: Earth Star’s just an exception lmao. He abandoned defense for max speed... Still a Night Spear, but more of a mutant? Think of him like that.

[Party] Ji9Star: Mutant?

[Party] Ji9Star: I’ll get you twice for that one

[Party] Ji9Star: Anyway, I’m max level, so how could I ever die to some ant on 200? Lmao.

As soon as Earth Star sent that message, he got hit by a charged attack from the queen ant, catapulting him all the way to the other end of the arena.

[Party] Ji9Star: These ants are way too strong

[Party] neutaaaa: Thought you said you won’t die?

[Party] Ji9Star: Whatever

[Party] neutaaaa: Don’t quit now!

[Party] Ji9Star: I didn’t say nothing;

[Party] Ji9Star: No, seriously, I’ve got nothing left ㅡㅡ

[Party] CroakRush: Lmfaooooooo

CroakRush laughed at him, but still restored his health. It was so stupid. If he really was a class with incredible defense and a whole 50 level above this thing, then why was he getting eviscerated? Eventually, they managed to reduce the queen ant’s health to zero and it died with a little squeak. Then an animation played, where the ant’s black shell broke away and revealed the red layer below. After her first death, the queen ant was resurrected as the more aggressive red queen ant. This was a common mechanic for the game’s bosses, with many of them having three progressively stronger phases like the ant queen.

Earth Star rushed in with his spear, so fast he was a shadowy blur as he struck the ant queen again and again and then got hit right in the face by its poison. At that point, he fled and hid away behind Yeo-woon, hoping to get some health back.

[Party] neutaaaa: Hey

[Party] Ji9Star: ?

‘Should I really say this?’

He hesitating a moment, but Yeo-woon quickly realized this was Earth Star, so there was no reason to be considerate and so he resumed typing.

[Party] neutaaaa: You’re in the way.

[Party] Ji9Star: ...?

Earth Star froze in the middle of the arena and used a gasping emote to show his surprise. But as he did so, he got hit again by the ant queen, launching him across the place. It felt like Earth Star had just rolled over to let all monsters take a swing at his underbelly, with how he’d been hit and poisoned more often at this point than he’d landed his attacks.

[Party] neutaaaa: Thanks to you, Kit couldn’t even use all his skills.

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Cat pls.

[Party] Ji9Star: No way; Wouldn’t Cat just say himself, if I’m being such a bother?

Kittycat MeowMeowMeow froze again. Thanks to that, he nearly looked lost in though, but then a blue speech bubble popped up above his head, showing the same words that appeared in the chatbox.

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Lol tbh didn’t think I had to say it.

[Party] Ji9Star: Wha...?!

[Party] CroakRush: Lmfaooooo

[Party] neutaaaa: See, you’re no help. So how about you just stay back?

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Yeah!!

[Party] Ji9Star: I can’t believe a low level player is saying this to me ㅜㅜ

[Party] Ji9Star: I’m bringing shame to my family...

Earth Star used a crying emote, but from then on, he no longer rushed in and instead only added the occasional long-distance hit, whenever his skill for that attack came off its cooldown.

[Party] Ji9Star: I’m really powerful in PvP tho...

[Party] Ji9Star: No one wants me as their opponent >_<

[Party] neutaaaa: Who asked?

[Party] CroakRush: Lmaoooooo

[Party] Ji9Star: I was talking to myself actually;

[Party] neutaaaa: Ah, but I still heard you...

[Party] neutaaaa: Talk to yourself more quietly pls.

[Party] Ji9Star: Did you say something?;; I’m so far away, I can’t hear you over there and it’s not like I’m saying nothing anyway.

[Party] neutaaaa: Oh, so now you’re going off on your own?

[Party] Ji9Star: Beats dealing with the antsㅡㅡ If you keep this up, you’ll be fine anyway.

[Party] CroakRush: Lol thanks to who?

[Party] Ji9Star: Gamers;

[Party] neutaaaa: So you’re leaving me to do it by myself again lmao. Won’t kill you to admit it, you know?

[Party] Ji9Star: That’s stupid why am I here then huh even tho it’s annoying

[Party] CroakRush: Lol ever heard of commas?

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Have fun

[Party] Ji9Star: Shush, cat

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: What, why reply to me out of everyone

Earth Star sure was incredibly weak to the Ant Cave. In other maps didn't pile up his specific disadvantages like this. But since you couldn’t move up or down much here and the narrow sides offered no space for evading attacks either, this Night Spear was facing some serious issues.

After the ant queen died a second time and turned into her final, third form, Earth Star went as far back as he could and even hid away behind CroakRush. Yeo-woon had never before seen a close range dps use a healer as their shield. Meanwhile, the ant had turned blue and oozed two debuffs into its surroundings. One debuff slowed the player down, the other made them more vulnerable to its poison.

Kittycat MeowMeowMeow moved behind the ant and shackled it with a skill, keeping it stuck in place. The ant queen stomped its feet and roared, while Yeo-woon used this chance to get healed up by CroakRush and then rush in, to use all his skills in quick succession as soon as they came off cooldown.

That’s when something changed. Suddenly, motivational words like ‘Keep it up!’ and ‘We’ll win this!’ came from the computer’s speakers, in ever new voices. The cause of it all was Earth Star, who was spamming emotes with sounds attached to them.

Earth Star’s character raised his arms above his head, jumping up and down and waving a shiny cheer-item around. Since it was more than just one or two different sentences, there had to be a wide variety of cheering emotes he was spamming for this.

[Party] Ji9Star: Beat them, ants!

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: ?

[Party] Ji9Star: Let’s go, ants, let’s go!

[Party] neutaaaa: ;;

[Party] CroakRush: Looks like he’s officially lost it..

Earth Star was using many emotes with sounds, to cheer on a scene of a queen ant getting beat up by two low-level damage dealers and their level 240+ healer. Finally, the final version of the ant queen fell, in spite of its struggles, and after it made a noise signifying its defeat, multiple item bags appeared right next to its corpse. Since all three Poseidon guild members had farmed this Cave so much, they needed no more items from it, they just watched Yeo-woon walk around and pick up everything.

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Newguy, you level up so fast… Did you use an elixir?

[Party] neutaaaa: Yep, the 500% elixir and I took another elixir to get 3x the quest rewards.

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Ah, I was wondering how you went up so quick haha.

The elixir was increasing his gained experience by 500%, so his experience had risen very quickly with each run of the Dungeon they’d done today.

‘Can I crack 160 today? With how fast we’re going, working as a party seems like the ideal way to level up.’

As Yeo-woon blindly picked up whatever items had dropped, he contemplated how much experience he would still need for the remaining level ups. He didn’t even check what it was, just pressed the space bar to pick it up and that’s when a notification window popped up, with a sparkly, joyful sound effect.

‘You got the item Rainbow Tulip Cradle (30 days)! Do you want to display your character name to the server?’

Yeo-woon just clicked ‘Yes’ without thinking and that’s how him aquiring this item got shown off server-wide in the global chat. When he went to check out the item in his inventory, he found it under the ‘Event’ tab, where the Tulip Cradle was listed as a mount. To him, it seemed pretty pointless. A pet could at least carry items for its player, but a flower?

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Wow

[Party] CroakRush: Woah I didn’t know that can be farmed.

[Party] Ji9Star: Huh

Everyone’s reactions made Yeo-woon doubt his first impression. They acted like it was a really good item. And then he got flooded with whispers from strangers, his chatbox quickly filling up with ever more messages.

[Whispering] Coolest Cat: Got urself a cool deal for 100 million

[Whispering] jklqwer22: Wowieee~~~

[Whispering] jklqwer22: Where’d you find that??

[Whispering] jklqwer22: I’ve been farming my way thru the Star Cradle for like 5 hours, but only got a Beaded Slipper...

[Whispering] Coolest Cat: 150 million ok

[Whispering] Your Father: How much to buy it off you? If you wanna sell it, just tell me the price of your highest bidder and I’ll beat them@@@@@@

[Whispering] Cn dealer: 700 million aaaaa

[Whispering] Coolest Cat: Cooler deal for 160 mil

[Whispering] Coolest Cat: Hey

[Whispering] Coolest Cat: Hey hey @!#$@!#$@!#$@!#$

[Whispering] Coolest Cat: Coolest deal for 190 mil

[Whispering] Coolest Cat: Had a change of heart and will do 200 mil if rn ok

Yeo-woon could only stare as new messages kept coming in faster than he could read the old ones. It was just some random mount, so it made no sense to him why everyone was so desperate for this thing. It wasn’t like there weren’t a lot of other mounts to choose from after all.

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Is that Tulip player-bound on pickup? Never seen one at the auction house...

[Party] CroakRush: Nope

[Party] CroakRush: But they’re not sold much lmao. Even a 30 day one’s like 700 to 800 mil? Or If you put it in for instant-buy with 1 billion there’ll probs be a rich kid buying that within 12h.

‘Oh wow.’

There was an obvious reason to explain the different prices. Even though it could be traded, it was rarely in the auction house, so that must mean it also dropped pretty rarely.

[Party] neutaaaa: Is it actually that good?

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: It’s not about it being good, it’s that the Tulip looks pretty!

[Party] neutaaaa: Ah…

‘Makes sense then, for a pretty mount.’

Yeo-woon himself had seen the event items from last year and they had made him wish he’d started playing this game earlier. He still felt some regret about missing out. These were the same reasons that the clothes in the Fashion Shop always sold really well, even though they provided no advantage in battle. But they looked pretty and that was enough.

[Whispering] Ji9Star: Hey…

Then Yeo-woon suddenly saw his chat change color, because Earth Star sent him a whisper.

“What?”

‘Why are you whispering?’

As Yeo-woon still wondered about that, confused to no end, Earth Star paused for only a moment before he sent another message.

[Whispering] Ji9Star: If you’ll sell it anyway… would you give it to me for 1 billion?

[Whispering] Ji9Star: I threw away my pride to ask this…

Since he privately whispered this question, he probably didn’t want anyone else to know he was asking. Of course, Yeo-woon had no intentions of letting him get away with this, so he just chuckled to himself, before he wrote a message to their party.

[Party] neutaaaa: Sorry, you whispered that so quietly I didn’t catch it.

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: What?

[Party] CroakRush: ??

[Whispering] Ji9Star: Ugh...

[Party] neutaaaa: Yeah, sorry, didn’t hear you, try whispering more loudly.

[Whispering] Ji9Star: ...

[Party] CroakRush: Did Earth actually sent you a whisper? Lmfaoooooo

[Party] CroakRush: Why didn’t I expect this hahahahahaha

[Party] CroakRush: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Party] CroakRush: God I can’t that’s funny; I gotta tell the guild chat rn

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: You wanted the Tulip that bad?? Lmaooooo

[Party] Ji9Star: Stop ragging, you cat

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Croak sent four messages and I only one.

[Party] Ji9Star: And someday I’ll get revenge on that cockroach, mark my words

[Party] CroakRush: Oh noes I’m so scared.

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Oh gosh, I’m so scared.

[Party] Ji9Star: Are we sure this cat isn’t just a bad dog in disguise

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Even when I say the same as Croak I’m still the only one getting shit from this guy.

After Yeo-woon picked up the last few items, they left the Ant Cave Dungeon and so they returned to the Dark Tunnel it was located at.

‘Instant Dungeon Ant Cave has refreshed.’

[Party] Ji9Star: I think I’m developing ant phobia

[Party] CroakRush: Look at this guy changing the topic because he’s embarrassed.

Earth Star just quietly adjusted the party settings and then made a move towards the Dungeon’s portal again.

‘Oh, no no, not so fast.’

Before he could disappear, Yeo-woon quickly right-clicked on his avatar and sent a trade request to Earth Star.

[Party] Ji9Star: ? What?

Even though Earth Star seemed confused about what was going on, he immediately accepted the trade request. When the trade’s dedicated screen popped up, Yeo-woon dragged the Tulip onto his side of the trade.

[Party] Ji9Star: Oh woah, I don’t have the money on me… But I’ll get it rn. Brb!

[Party] neutaaaa: You don’t have to.

But Earth Star had already canceled the deal and ran off to get the money. With him gone, Kittycat MeowMeowMeow and CroakRush were quick to tell Yeo-woon he should ask for a higher price.

They told him to double the price. To say that a 0 was missing. To just tell him he wasn’t selling anymore, as soon as Earth got back. The two went on and on, essentially planning out how Yeo-woon could rob Earth Star of his last shirt, until the very moment Earth Star actually got back with the money.

[Party] Ji9Star: Newta, I’m back >_<

And just like that, the way he talked to Yeo-woon and what he called him had completely changed. For the first time, he was called a normal name by this guy, who’d so far only called him by ‘Hey’ and ‘You’.

‘Ji9Star sent a trade request.’

And so a new trade screen popped up for the two. When Yeo-woon dragged the Tulip onto his side of the trade once more, Earth Star typed in his corresponding amount of money. As soon as this number reached ‘1,200,000,000’, Yeo-woon quickly right-clicked the flower to remove it again and then pressed the button to confirm the trade from his side.

‘Trade successfully completed.’

[Party] neutaaaa: Tyy~^^

When he opened his inventory, he felt like he’d turned rich overnight. Earth Star said he’d give him 1 billion, but he could see the guy had added 200 million more to that amount.

[Party] Ji9Star: Huh?

[Party] Ji9Star: ??????

[Party] CroakRush: No way lmao

Earth Star seemed pretty confused, once he realized he’d been robbed. Since he just stood there and said nothing, Yeo-woon assumed he was searching his inventory for the Tulip.

‘[Illusion tip!] When you do a trade, first check that everything is in order, before you click ‘Accept’!’

When the global Illusion tip refreshed, as it did every 30 minutes, Yeo-woon couldn’t believe its perfect timing. He felt very satisfied about it all.

[Whispering] Ji9Star: Heh

[Whispering] Ji9Star: Since we like each other so much, please give me your address.

[Whispering] neutaaaa: Can I keep and resell whatever you send, if I don’t enjoy it?

[Whispering] Ji9Star: Or I can give you my number and then you call me haha.

[Whispering] Ji9Star: I really just want to see your face once

[Whispering] neutaaaa: Lmao I don’t do that stuff...

[Whispering] Ji9Star: Hey, where do you live again?

A smile spread over his lips. Nothing was funnier than Earth Star trying to be threatening!

[Party] neutaaaa: Finally, to have reached days this sweet...

[Party] Ji9Star: ?

[Party] neutaaaa: I guess the heavens have finally blessed me for working hard every day.

[Party] Ji9Star: Do I look like the heavens?

[Party] neutaaaa: Time to thank my beloved parents for their efforts

[Party] Ji9Star: Do I look like your parent?

[Party] CroakRush: Lmaoooo

[Party] Ji9Star: How can you just play with someone’s heart like this?

‘Ji9Star wants to play a 1v1 match (PvP). Do you want to accept?’

‘You have rejected the match.’

[Party] Ji9Star: Wild. Now this so-called friend won’t even grant me a fight after I said all those kind things.

[Party] neutaaaa: What kind things ㅜㅜ

[Party] Ji9Star: PVP time♡

‘Ji9Star wants to play a 1v1 match (PvP). Do you want to accept?’

‘You have rejected the match.’

[Party] Ji9Star: Accept the PVP you coward♡♡♡

[Party] neutaaaa: I’m busy sitting around and telling others how many rich people I’ve robbed so far

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: He’s a legit idiot lmaooo

Seemed like a certain someone had shared the news in Poseidon’s guild chat. There was a sudden string of messages, all sent out with server-wide megaphones.

[Server] CroakRush: Dude actually got robbed by a noob for 1 bil man if that was me I’d just quit lmao.

[Server] Halloween Eggplant: My sincerest congratulations on getting scammed for the first time in your life! ^-^~

[Server] al0ha: Lmfaoooo

[Server] al0ha: gg gg

[Server] Captain Poseidon: Neu is starting his own buisness ^^

[Server] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Call Ji9★ Bank for interest-free loans ♨ Up to 1 billion for free/no payback

[Party] Ji9Star: Can’t believe the cat is being a bad dog again;

Poseidon’s guild members rushed in to celebrate the fact Earth Star had been scammed. They sounded genuinely delighted about this turn of events.

Even the Guild Master sent a whisper saying ‘Congratulations! Maybe that’s the consolation prize for your trouble! Haha’, taking Yeo-woon’s side. But Yeo-woon, the very person who’d just so easily gained 1.2 billion, felt his spite wash away, just watching Earth Star pepper his character with his spear, doing nothing to hurt him at all.

This had been fun. With a lighter heart, Yeo-woon sent another trade request to Earth Star, who was busy just running all over the place like a maniac.

[Party] Ji9Star: Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, shame on you ㅗ

[Party] neutaaaa: Just take it, I gotta go shower and sleep.

[Party] Ji9Star: You can’t fool me

[Party] Ji9Star: You cannot fool me.

[Party] Ji9Star: But uh... do you mean it?

[Party] CroakRush: Lmao watch him get robbed again. Earth boutta get famous for getting scammed out of 2 bil.

[Party] Ji9Star: ㅡㅡ

Yeo-woon had never really intended to take his money. It’s just the way things unfolded in the moment.

“Someone who falls for tricks like that deserves to be made fun of for a little while...”

But now, Yeo-woon dragged the flower he’d meant to give to Earth Star into the offerings side of his trade, along with the 1.2 billion he’d scammed him out of.

[Party] Ji9Star: Why’re you giving back the money?

Even though Yeo-woon pressed ‘Accept’ on the trade, Earth Star just exited the window without accepting and so the trade disappeared again.

‘The trade has been cancelled.’

‘Ji9Star sent a trade request.’

[Party] Ji9Star: I’ve got a conscience you know, so I can’t just scam items off a beggar like you lol...

[Party] neutaaaa: ? Just take what you’re given

[Party] Ji9Star: Nah;

Their next trade ended up cancelled for the exact same reason.

[Party] Ji9Star: What even is this? You didn’t even reach the 3rd job change yet. Stop throwing money at me!!

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: Lol first he was angry he got robbed, but now he feels bad getting it for free lmao.

[Party] CroakRush: Just keep it, he’s loaded anyway.

[Party] Ji9Star: Ugh

[Party] neutaaaa: I thought it’d be obvious, but

[Party] neutaaaa: I wanted to thank you for doing 20 runs of that Domain.

[Party] neutaaaa: It was a lot of work haha.

Yeo-woon was aware that doing the Domain not once, but a whole 20 times couldn’t have been easy, especially with Earth Star’s disadvantages. Even if he only helped Yeo-woon improve for his own selfish reasons, it was still a lot of help and he felt grateful for it. This thing wasn’t even a cute pet, only some mount that he didn’t care for and so he was sure it would be better for this item, if it ended up with someone who really wanted to have it anyway.

[Party] neutaaaa: Even though you didn’t do much, I was always planning to just give this to you.

[Party] Kittycat MeowMeowMeow: But he didn’t do much, so why are you giving his money back too? Lmao you a philanthropist?

[Party] CroakRush: If you actually take that deal Earth then you’re trash. He’s got nothing to begin with so if you do that I’ll tell everyone you exort money and items from innocent newbies.

[Party] Ji9Star: No way I’d ever accept it;;;

[Party] neutaaaa: ㅜㅜ I’ve got an interview tomorrow, so I really gotta go... I’ll give you this stuff and then I’ll be off.

He really did have to leave. His second interview was scheduled for tomorrow, so he couldn’t keep arguing like this. It’d be awful, if he’d oversleep for such a stupid reason.

[Party] neutaaaa: Bye bye!

[Party] Ji9Star: Wait what

Yeo-woon left the party right away, so that Earth Star couldn’t say any more. He had a plan to put in action. He didn’t log out immediately, because he first had to go back into a village and speak with the postman.

‘Your mail has been sent.’

[Couple] Ji9Star: Bastard

[Couple] Ji9Star: Did you really just sent it as mail?

That chat message appeared the moment he sent off a mail with everything attached to it. Earth Star demanded to be answered and kept raging in the chat.

‘It’s so dumb, why does he always make a big deal out of everything, even me returning his money to him?’

Yeo-woon ignored his messages and just shut down his computer.

(Next Part)

#the guild member next door #gmnd #guild member next door #tgmnd #the guildmember next door #unofficial translation #translation #unofficial localisation #localisation #(i... may have not proofread this one - yolo lmao)

0 notes