#lmaoooo i did it bitchhhhh

[sukirichi]

Aaaaaaaa sukiiiiiii why you do this to meeeee 😭😭

Brain mush, im very exhausted so im sorry if ill rant dhdhajdjs

The whole rin diary part - sparked lots of joy 🥺🥺🥺

This part right after

This does not spark joy 😒 like really? really? After we kept admitting we still love rin even while being with omi we go ahead and say that? Especially after reading the damn diary... Really?

This update made my heart shatter for our dearly idiot rin even more.. He keeps thinking we just... Wont love him if we know who he really when (jokes on him we do know) and it just.. It really breaks me

The fact he truly looks that low on himself to the point he believes we are with him just cause hes a prince and if he never was we wouldnt even notice him... Bruh i just.. I want to hug him.. Royal life truly shattered him mentally to the point he has no self esteem uh..

This part tho caught my attention:

He keeps trying to push us away but perhaps cause he's noticeable tired, I mean its described at o e point that he has dark circles under his eyes, what i believe its because hes been sleeping on the couch or something because he refuses to sleep in the same bed as iris (since he did kinda hinted that she had the bed all to herself). And perhaps thanks to him being exhausted he just cant stop himself fron letting little truths come out, he didnt even seem to notice it while we truly did.

Im still disappointed? Bitter? Ahahahha that the baby is staying dhshshhdhoas he's our hubby man i dont want him to be having some other bitch's baby when neither he or she wanted it 🙃 like please just do something good for the story iris and go ahead and lose it 🤣🤣 at this point only the queen will be pissed and we love that royal bitch pissed 🤣🤣

Sorry i wanted to give a better review but damn my job has been killing me ahahahah thank you so much for another update tho, these even tho they kill me 🤡 in a way always cheer me up and make me having something to look forward for.

Also yes kuroooooo destroy the bitchhhhh ahahhaha

the rin diary part!! man I remember having to like sit down for a long time just so I could use the perfect words LIKE WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ITS HARD TO BE POETIC LMFAO. not that it DID become poetic but it was the best I could pull out of my ass lmaoooo. omg okay I get that it doesn’t spark joy but hear me out!! at that point we’d already fallen for kiyoomi and yknow like… we already know that rintaro hasn’t been that good anyway, and we’re finally choosing what’s right, what’s BETTER (because dtd!yn has always been a character who will most likely end up doing what she thought was right and its really hard to change her mind lol but it’s just!! a matter of what feels right in that moment!!) and in that moment choosing kiyoomi and finally accepting that he has feelings for us felt like the right one! and the diary you know, it really is confusing cuz like – WE LITERALLY HAD JUST BEGUN OUR THING WITH KIYOOMI AND EVERYTHING IS GOING WELL then we see that our husband has always been secretly writing his feelings about us LIKE THE TIMING HONESTLY CAN’T GET ANY WORSE LOL

oh yeah… rin’s inferiority complex has just completely gotten worse because all his insecurities have gone from ten to a hundred. like he somehow always felt like he wasn’t good enough but to know that he was never a prince?! my boy needs therapy. and yes omg that part!! I know during the scene where he kicked us out our room was trying to imply that he wants to share the same bed as iris but naur!! my boy rin won’t even touch her within a ten foot pole in that moment, he just stays on the couch and can barely sleep because he sent us to belleview manor of all places. I just know he stayed up all night thinking about what we’re doing with kiyoomi and well… his imaginations are right because we’re making out with him lol. LMAOOOO I KEEP FORGETTING ABOUT THE BABY I think its bcos iris has been off-screen for such a while now that lowkey I forgot she and the queen existed (in other terms I’m just too excited to write about runaway rin and yn!! and I’m such a pea brain lol)

also no omg!! I hope you’re getting some rest and a well-deserved break though! and thank you so muchhh IM SO HAPPY YOU’RE ENJOYING DTD HEHEHEHE as always I appreciate you for showing so much love and I’m sending you more back!! <33

[haikyuu-scenarios-box]

Haikyuu!! Detroit: Become Human AU

A/N: there’ll be actual headcanons/scenarios in the next post. This post is just meant to introduce character roles and some background for those who aren’t familiar with Detroit: Become Human. Let’s fookin do this B^))

EDIT: Part 1′s out :^))

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Background

Kuroo Tetsurou  — founder of CyberLife

Kuroo founded CyberLife, the company that produces androids, at the age of 16. 

For years, Kuroo’s attempts to create an android failed repeatedly. However, at the age of 20, he developed Thirium 310, which acted as the androids’ blood (known as ‘blue blood’ due to its blue colour) and biocomponents, which acted as organs.

Kuroo then successfully created an android that passed the Turing test - android RT600, dubbed ‘Alisa’. 

Alisa — Android RT600, the first android

Android RT600 was designed to assist humans with daily tasks. Several Alisa androids reside in Kuroo Tetsurou's secluded villa on the outskirts of Tokyo.

Its appearance was created to appeal to humans, possessing light-blonde hair, emerald eyes that are lined with thick lashes and a height of 178 cm. 

Oikawa — Android RK800

The RK800 model, nicknamed ‘Oikawa’ was created by CyberLife to assist in police investigations. Oikawa is a prototype, meaning that there is currently only one of it.

It possesses the ability to reconstruct crime scenes, including the events that led up to the crime itself. It can also analyse blood samples and identify drugs and DNA.

Oikawa has been assigned to Lieutenant Iwaizumi.

Lieutenant Iwaizumi 

Iwaizumi graduated at the top of his class at his police academy and was the youngest individual to become a detective in Tokyo.

However, following his son’s death, he became deeply depressed and spiralled into alcoholism and suicidal ideation. He holds an intense hatred towards androids, blaming them for his son’s demise.

Sugawara — Android AX400

The AX400 model was been designed to be a common housemaid.

This particular android was named ‘Sugawara’ by its owner, Hiromi. It carries out household chores and looks after Hiromi’s daughter, Natsu.

Asahi — Android TR400

The TR400 model was designed to be a heavy-duty android, performing jobs that require significant strength (construction, labour, etc).

Hinata — Android RK200

Initially, Kuroo was secretly developing the RK200 model (dubbed ‘Hinata’) in an attempt to develop a new generation of androids that possessed autonomous functions.

However, when a close friend of Kuroo’s, Keishin Ukai, lost the ability to use his legs following a car accident, he gifted him with Hinata.

Hinata is a unique android - there are no other models of it.

Kiyoko and Yachi — Android WR400; Kageyama — Android HR400

The HR400 (male) and WR400 (female) are ‘traci’ models that have been designed for sexual purposes, possessing functional genitalia. 

Traci models can only be purchased by (and used within) authorised clubs. The Eden Club is the most popular chain of android sex clubs.

Daichi  — Android PJ500

The PJ500 model was designed to be a university lecturer.

Nishinoya  — Android PL600

The PL600 model was designed to be a domestic family assistant.

[heavyhitterheaux]

Still Amazed

First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Liked by y/ninsta, urbanwyatt, cozane, saweetie, dualipa, neelamthadhani, champagnepapi, and 3,901,853 others

jackharlow: Prettiest queen that I ever did see 😍😍😍

y/ninsta: jackharlow YOU SO CUTE BAE 🥺🥺

jackharlow: all pink everything including that pussy 😏🤭

y/ninsta: jackharlow imma smack the shit outta you 😭😭😭

jackharlow: y/ninsta I'd rather have you scratching your nails down my back 😏

y/ninsta: jackharlow that can be arranged

jackharlow: y/ninsta get your ass up here then 😒

urbanwyatt: NO! NO! AND NO!

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt hmm okay ya little hypocrite

normani: what did urbanwyatt do?

y/ninsta: normani rearrange this girls guts when we were in New York the other day and we heard everything

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta fucking payback

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt I was literally rooting for you. me and jackharlow don't give a shit. person whose body count is probably higher than triple his age 🙃

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta I feel that you're slut shaming me

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt I mean you are a little bit of a thot

druski2funny: y/ninsta LMAOOOO AYO!

jackharlow: no lies detected

urbanwyatt: yall some haters 😒

y/ninsta: oh have the tables have turned

druski2funny: urbanwyatt teach me your ways kind sir

lilnasx: druski2funny yeah because obviously what your ass is doing isn't working

urbanwyatt: druski2funny training starts tomorrow

druski2funny: urbanwyatt I need to pull y/ninsta

jackharlow: druski2funny you want me to kick your ass now or later?

druski2funny: jackharlow 👀

jackharlow: druski2funny NOW IT IS

saweetie: BITCHHHHH YOU MUTHAFUCKIN ATE THIS OUTFIT UPPPPP 😍😍😍

y/ninsta: saweetie thank youuuu bestie 😘

normani: I know your husband tore it up

jackharlow: normani I always do 😉

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta AHEM!!!!!

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt helped me with the outfit. love ya my bby 😘

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta I guess I love you back even though you are constantly terrorizing me 😐

neelamthadhani: y/ninsta always has urbanwyatt fighting for his life 😂

y/ninsta: neelamthadhani I DO NOT!

jackharlow: y/ninsta uh baby girl, yes you do. you about to make urban go bald 😂

y/ninsta: jackharlow I’ll just buy him some weed, he’ll be okay

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta 🙄

lilnasx: so y/ninsta you just out here stealing my wigs?

y/ninsta: lilnasx I think borrowed is the correct word lmaooo

druski2funny: lilnasx it looks better on y/n anyway

lilnasx: druski2funny your ass better not start because I will definitely be the one to finish it. ol biscuit head ass

y/ninsta: lilnasx can’t take your ass anywhere lol 😂

lilnasx: y/ninsta correction, you can’t take druski2funny anywhere

jackharlow: lilnasx this is true

druski2funny: why yall hatin on me?

y/ninsta: druski2funny because your ass is always doing something 🙄

brianharlow: jackharlow how you pulled y/ninsta I will never understand. still amazed to this day

y/ninsta: brianharlow OMG HI DAD!

jackharlow: brianharlow first of all, hello to you too and second of all WHAT?!

maggieharlow: brianharlow why are you in here starting stuff? 🙄

claybornharlow: no lies detected

jackharlow: CLAYYYYYY!

claybornharlow: only reason why I say this is because you would act slow as hell around y/n I guess because you were nervous. she probably thought something was wrong with your ass at one point 😂🤣

2forwoyne: yall should have heard the noise I just made because claybornharlow is 100% right

quiiso: yall remember the way jackharlow would always stare at her?!

jackharlow: quiiso my wife is pretty!

shloob_: jackharlow we know but you acted as if she was about to disappear into thin air like damn take a picture, it lasts longer

jackharlow: when did this turn into a jack roasting session because of how much I love my wife?

y/ninsta: jackharlow I love you too smush, they just jealous

claybornharlow: y/ninsta jealous of the fact that the two of you would literally always get in trouble? no thanks

y/ninsta: clayborn, if you say what I think you’re about to say, I will be on a plane so fast to choke you. idc if you’re my favorite Harlow child or not

jackharlow: y/ninsta HEY!

claybornharlow: y/ninsta the secret is safe with me and jackharlow stop hatin because your wife loves me more than she loves you

jackharlow: claybornharlow square the fuck up right now for that outta pocket shit you just said

y/ninsta: maggieharlow brianharlow come get your children

brianharlow: y/ninsta let em fight. let me grab popcorn first.

maggieharlow: BRIAN!!!!

y/ninsta: where’s my thot of a best friend at?

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta what?

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt see? I didn’t even mention your name and your ass came right up on here and answered me

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta because I’m your best friend and you literally just called me a thot not even ten minutes ago

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt and your ass never denied it, however, I could have been talking about druski2funny

lilnasx: y/ninsta IN WHAT UNIVERSE?! LMAOOO

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta only me and saweetie hold the title of your best friends so it could have only been one of us

saweetie: y/ninsta knows I’m only a part-time thot

jackharlow: saweetie what the hell is a part-time thot 😕

saweetie: jackharlow I only do thot activities part-time duh!

jackharlow: saweetie like 2 days out of the week?

saweetie: jackharlow more like half of each month

jackharlow: saweetie ain’t nothing part-time about that 😂

druski2funny: I’m kicking everyone’s ass

lilnasx: druski2funny I’d like to see you try

jackharlow: y/ninsta babe....

y/ninsta: jackharlow yes?

jackharlow: y/ninsta how do I put this lightly?

y/ninsta: jackharlow WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?! AND I KNOW URBAN’S ASS IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW

jackharlow: y/ninsta it wasn’t me!

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta because yall always drag me into yall shit!!

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta piggy smalls and pork chop ate one of your stilettos or tried to at least. shits all fucked up.

y/ninsta: jackharlow urbanwyatt YOU TWO HAD ONE JOB. BE ON DADDY AND UNCLE DUTIES.

urbanwyatt: it’s jackharlow’s fault 

jackharlow: urbanwyatt we were supposed to watch one pig each!

y/ninsta: jackharlow urbanwyatt they both fucked up my shoe soooo?

jackharlow: y/ninsta just use my card and buy another pair 🙄

y/ninsta: saweetie bitch pull up, we’re going shopping 🥰

saweetie: y/ninsta SAY LESS! 

jackharlow: y/ninsta I’m putting your ass on a limit this time and you better not go over it

y/ninsta: jackharlow or... what?

jackharlow: y/ninsta fuck around and find out

y/ninsta: jackharlow if it involves me being faced down and ass up, I’m going triple over the amount you tell me to 😛

urbanwyatt: yall just... I don’t even have the energy anymore

jackharlow: y/ninsta prepare to not be able to move when I’m done with you

y/ninsta: jackharlow `challenge accepted

dualipa: ohhhhh jackharlow!

jackharlow: dualipa no. not now. not ever. no.

dualipa: jackharlow but...

jackharlow: dualipa give it up

dualipa: jackharlow she loves your brother more anyway

jackharlow: dualipa let’s fight

dualipa: jackharlow before we do, I need to get a taste first

jackharlow: y/ninsta GET HER

y/ninsta: dualipa did you get my invite?!

jackharlow: FOR WHAT?

dualipa: jackharlow for the dinner she’s having and y/ninsta yes! can’t wait

jackharlow: dualipa you need to stay 6 feet away from her at all times

y/ninsta: jackharlow baby stop being dramatic lol

jackharlow: y/ninsta get smart with me again and I’ll make it 12. I will have security on sight

lilnasx: who? druski2funny? he’s only concerned about the mac and cheese he missed last time. not the best choice

y/ninsta: lilnasx and don’t forget the peach cobbler too

jackharlow: dualipa you need to behave when you come to my house

dualipa: jackharlow I promise to be on my best behavior 🥰

urbanwyatt: jackharlow I don’t believe her

jackharlow: urbanwyatt me either

dualipa: jackharlow just one question

jackharlow: dualipa what?

dualipa: jackharlow does y/ninsta like it better when you eat her out from the front or the back?

urbanwyatt: and there it is lol

jackharlow: dualipa GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE NEOW AND SECURITY WILL BE WAITING ON YOU AT THE DOOR

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[harryfeatgaga]

bitchhhhh did u see how everyone is dragging Harry on ig and Twitter saying that “he’s aging badly” I have never wanted to punch some of these bitches so fucking badly 😡

HUH????

Anonymous said: But it is nice to know that even though he is minted he will buy his mum some tacky thing that probably doesn't even cost a fiver. He's just a typical bloke.

I AM CRYUGIJNBJGNG

Anonymous said: harry, balls deep in you: christ alive

SOTPTTIOKL;

Anonymous said: Remember people trying to saying Harry padded his ass in Madrid and that’s why it looked like that!? As if it wasn’t 100% homegrown English MEAT

HOMEGROWN ENGLISH MEATTSDYUJCJNDJK

Anonymous said: “christ alive” WHY IS THAT SENDING ME LMFAOOOO THAT SHIT SOUNDS SO BRITISH

LMAOOOO IK I LOVE IT I CAN ALWAYS TELL WHEN MY ANONS ARE FROM THE UK ITS SO CUTE I LUV IT

Anonymous said: Anne in her head: oh boy not again Anne to his face: it’s lovely :D

SPDOKJIFKOMJNFKMFO

Anonymous said: She gonna throw that shit out the second he leaves the house 🥺

STOP IT NO SHES NOTTTTTTTT

[roiceromo]

Tag

RULES: tag ten followers lovely friends you want to know better!

 I was tagged by: @symmetricdnp tysm Leah!<333

 TAGGING: @hey-itskxt @herstoire @dnpbream @calamityems @panrophantic i’d love to hear your answers sjhdaj ❤️

 NAME: Rosa

 STAR SIGN: Aries

 HEIGHT: 5’2’’

 WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME? Icela! although I think anyone on earth calls me (or have called me) like that lol

 PUT YOUR ITUNES ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 4 SONGS THAT   POPPED UP?

The Flood-Joshua Hyslop

Hard Carry-GOT7

Give it to me-Suga (BTS)

Shape of you-Ed Sheeran

 GRAB THE BOOK NEAREST YOU AND TURN TO PAGE 23. WHAT’S LINE 17? ‘’Turner used the term epigenetic code, which was conceptually same as the histone code’’……….i’m sorry everyone

 EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU? no, but I think that’d be cute and sweet af

 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR? BITCHHHHH, LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO, I do that a lot ahsgdahgd

 WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? is currently Jiwoo(Chuu) from LOONA

 WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE + SOUND YOU LOVE?

    --HATE: ohh god, I HATE SO MUCH the sound of people chewing (even if they have their mouth close),,,I just….can’t with it, I’m so weird I know

·   --LOVE: THE RAIN AND THUNDERS!!!!

 DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? yes

 HOW ABOUT ALIENS? also a yes, they’re coming anytime soon

 DO YOU DRIVE? no, but I’m gonna start doing it soon ughhh that makes me nervous and anxious

 IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED? I hope I’ll never do

 WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ? Lord of Shadows-Cassandra Clare

 DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE? HELL YES

 WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? 1922

 WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD? I cut myself by accident in the leg with some glass when I was younger…and that’s pretty much all, I have a scar bc of it lmao

 DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW? Kpop lol, and a game I’ve been playing in my ps4 (Horizon Zero Down) aaaaand finding new songs, like I’ve been having the obsession to listen and discover new songs of any genre every day these past months

 DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG? ughh I always try to not, because i hate to keep negative feelings with me. If you really did something wrong to me… well…you’d just became completely indifferent to me. I just know karma will do its job lmaoooo.

IN A RELATIONSHIP? no

[sitaaronkepaar]

  Daily Rikara Ramblings

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKK!!! NO KC CONTINUATION!!??? WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK!!*flips several tables*

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

What? you thought i was kidding? grow up.🙄🙄🙄🙄

But why the fuck would you end Rikara on a cliffhanger and not show what happens next??! Just ….I don’t even know what to say except what the fuck. God, I hate this stupid disappointing show. Unlike Gauri, it doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt. I can’t believe I keep defending this shit time and again, and yet, it keeps disappointing me every.single.time. I’m a fucking idiot is2g. 😡😡😡😡

I guess I should just be glad Gauri got a new suit that’s 😡not a tent? Fuck this show. Ugh. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Lol @ these Kaali t-shirt wale. 😂😂😂😂😂

Hain? Richa ki shaadi Gauri k ghar se kyu ho rahi hai? Doesn’t she have her own home?🤔🤔🤔🤔

Lol @this extra as fuck fucker. Har jagah tadi se entry maarta hai, chahe phir apna ghar ho, ya kisi aur ka 😂 😂😂😂😂😂

Kunal’s looking kinda cute as a Sardaar😍😍😍

Hahaha BadassRi 💝💝💝💝

Awww Omkara ka khoon khaul uth raha hai.😏😏😏

Ugh, this kali t-shirt wala dude is so creepy. 😓😓😓

“o ji ek mint, gal karne do na”

Dilpreet, your Omkara is showing 😂😂😂😂😂

Wtf is Gauri’s mom though? Kisi se bhi paise bhi le legi?😐😐😐

Oh god, this Singh is king shit is annoying but funny lmaoo.  😂😂😂😂😂

Hahaha, Gauri Omkara ki class ke rahi hai. Lmaoo 😂😂😂

God, Omkara is such a bad liar, lmao. He’s gonna get caught soon 😂

Gauri’s face!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 She’s like yeh kaun mental piece hai??? 😂?

Awwww, shit! Gauri shut him down. Is bichare ko ek din me hi mehnat karni pad rahi hai. Aur kitne din chalayega yeh jhooth? He’s going to lose it in a week! Ab pata chala Gauri jo kitni mehnat karni padi to fool you?! Maybe now he’ll appreciate Chulbul more. Imao.

Omg imagine Rikara bonding over their Chulbul-Dilpreet lies and discussing how easy hard it was to fool each other 😂😂😂😂

Awww Richa bringing in the big guns aka Shankarji. Gauri be like shankarji ne last time jisko bheja tha uski wajah se hi toh life itni jhand ho gayi hai.

My god, rudra is such a fucking asshole. Go die in a ditch you sicko.😡😡😡

No, bhavya, don’t control yourself. Kick his ass.（╯°□°）╯︵( .o.) （╯°□°）╯︵( .o.)  （╯°□°）╯︵( .o.)

God, he’s giving me so much michmichi, I might reach into my laptop and strangle him myself. GO DIE YOU FUCKERRRRR!!!  😡🔫🔫🔫🔫

I’m ffwding. I can’t watch queen’s humiliation. 😭

Moving on to Omkara, who for once is not being an utter abomination.

“Kal ki tarah sofe pe so sakte hai?”

GAURI WTF!!! WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW AN UTTER STRANGER TO SPEND A NIGHT AT YOUR HOME??!! HE COULD BE A RAPIST OR A KILLER FOR GODSSAKE. OMG QUEENIE, I DID NOT EXPECT THIS DUMBFUCKERY FROM YOU!! 😧😧😧😧😧

Matlab maana queenie acche acchon ko pachad deti hai, but this is a bit much. What about basic common sense, Gauri?😒😒

Omkara’s like wtf? Bathroom bahar hai and paani 2 hi ghante aata hai? Wtfffff. WHAT ABOUT MY BEAUTY ROUTINE GAURI? THESE BEAUTIFUL LOCKS DON’T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES ON THEIR OWN!! MEHNAT KARNI PADTI HAI. I NEED AT LEAST 1 HOUR TO CONDITION MY HAIR. LIFE AIN’T FAIR, IT IS NOT! ��😭😭😭😭

Gauri’s so serious lmaooo. She’s not giving him an inch. baahahhahhahahhahahah. Keep trying you fucker!!😂😂😂😂

Hahaha, she shot him down. Ofc tumhe yaad nahi karna chahti asshole.🙄 🙄🙄

Ugh, no his teary eyes kill me 😭😭😭

Fucker singh oberoi is back. Imma skip.🙄🙄🙄

Omg he took bribe in mithai ka dabba. She gon figure it out?😟😟😟

I thought Bhavya was just suspended? She’s actual me fired kya?

“Niche dekho.”

OH.NO.YOU.DIDN’T. GOD SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK IMMA KILL THIS FUCKER. DIE BITCH DIE!  ̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/‘̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿   ̿ ̿̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿   ̿  ̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿    ̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

HAHAHA, Yes BHAVYA TELL HIM OFF. ISKI NAUKRI KO KYA, ISKO HI LAAT MAAR DE.

I HATE RUDRA SO MUCH, YOU GUYS. HE’S EVEN WORSE THAN VOLDEMORT.😡😡😡😡

Voldemort never saw any love in his life, he was so fucked up, but Rudra doesn’t even have that excuse. He was raised by two loving brothers and his daadi. Spoilt brat is one thing, but this utter inhumane behaviour is something else. Gosh, He has no excuse to act like this. I’m raging so hard rn. 😡😡😡😡😡

Ugh, Thank God, Omkara is here. Imma stare at his beautiful face and try to calm down. 😅😅😅😅

“paani do ghante, macchar 24 ghante”

Lmaooo. Aur papad bel asshole.😂😂😂😂

Omg lol. I thought, Gauri said itna zyada khana, and her mom was like jo ghar me tha woh bana diya. Lmaoooo.

I was like wtf, mana ki guest hai but ek bande pe sara ration pani khatam karne ki zaroorat nahi hai Maa. 😂😂😂😂

You know what, I’m act😘ually loving this ott hasmukh dilpreet. Can he stay forever?😘😘

“humne aap se sorry kyunki KAL aapne humein gundon se bachaya”

But he just did that today? Like a couple of hours ago? Gosh, omkara k break up ne Gauri ko aisa sadma diya hai that she’s forgotten the concept of time.😰😰😰

For real though, what is this garbage writing? Ek toh koi continuation nahi hai upar se itne bade bloopers? Who okays this shit?🙄

Lol, stupidass hotstar started buffering at the wrong moment and OMG Omkara looks like such a cutie patootie!! No wonder I always want to kiss his stupid face 😭😭😭

“Ek nahi hazaar wajah hai Gauri, main saari zindagi tumhe sorry bolta rahun toh bhi kam padega”

At least he realizes the magnitude of his mistake. Chalo, I hate you a little less now. But you better make up to my queen in a spectacular way you ass. She deserves the sun, the moon, the stars, EVERYTHING. 💕💕💕

But I love how dismissive Gauri is of him lmao. Kuch zyada hi bhav deti thi usey, tabhi he took you for granted. Super sardarji ko ab pata chalega what it’s like to be a normal peasant dealing with the Queen. 😎😎😎

“oh ji waada hai, dulhan hum le jayenge”

GOD, I STILL CAN’T GET OVER THE FACT THAT HE’S ACCEPTED THIS MARRIAGE. I’M LITERALLY PUKING RAINBOWS RN!!!😭😭😭

Like I low-key want Rikara remarriage in this track. I know hoga nahi, but god, this is more than enough.😊😊😊

Ugh, aagaya ye asshole to ruin my feels. I can literally feel my blood boiling whenever he’s on my screen.😤😤😤😤

My gawd, he looks creepy af. I need him to stop smirking or so help me god, he’ll be going home without a limb or two.🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

Man, this guy has crossed all limits. All cause he can’t take no for an answer. Matlab problem kya hai iski? First, he insulted her, then he got drunk at her wedding and slut-shamed her, then he got her fired, and now he’s trapped her with him? Like this is legit how acid attackers are born? Just tell me what’s the difference? They attack physically, and he’s attacking her psychologically, making her life hell. How on earth does Gul think it’s good storytelling? This is a character assassination of the worst sort. Rudra literally went from an adorable, albeit unintentionally misogynistic idiot, to something sinister. Redemption toh I know will never happen, but I don’t even want to know how or why Bhayva will forgive him for this. This ship has sunk before it could even set sail. R.I.P RuVya.⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

“In short meri ghulam banke raho”

BHAVYA, GO MURDER HIM IN HIS SLEEP. I WILL HELP YOU. CUT THIS BITCH!!!  🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️

I’m just glad Bhavya ain’t backing down. Attitude hi sahi, give something back to him *while we plan how to kill him in his sleep, hush*

“Ye awaz kaisi?”

Beeeech, yeh dhuan kaisa? Ghar pe aag lag gayi hai kaa?😥😥😥

Lmao. Jaldi bandh omkara. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah Gauri, gooo. There’s a fire @ur home.😥😥😥

Omg, I’m so here for Omkara silently observing, nay, nihaaring Gauri 😭😭 😭 😭

I love how he literally has a physical reaction whenever she gets hurt.

“woh kahan kuch bolti hai, bas chup chaap sehti rehti hai sab kuch. Pata hai aaj tak maine sirf khuddari ka bare me suna tha toh mujhe  laga maine khuddari dekhi hain, main khuddari jaanta hu, lekin nahi, asli khuddari main aaj dekh raha hu”

Ughhhh yessss. Finally, you’re learning what a beautiful selfless soul your wife is 😭😭 😭 😭

Lol @Shivaay giving gyan to Omkara. Don’t throw away your notes Shivaay, same lecture Abhi rudy ko bhi dena hai.

“Wahi toh baat hain na Shivaay, mujhe abhi sirf uska dil nahi jeetna hain. Usey itni khushiyan deni hai, itni khushiyan, jiski woh haqdaar hai. Aaj tak maine sirf, sirf usey aasun hi diye hai lekin ab, ab main uski zindagi mein khushiyan hi khushiyan bharna chahta hun ”

OH MY GOD. BE STILL MY BEATING HEART.

WHAT? I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING. THERE’S A BRANCH, NAY, THERE’S AN ENTIRE TREE IN MY EYE. *sobs internally, externally, everything-ly* 😭😭 😭😭 😭 😭 😭😭 😭 😭

Lol, Kalyani Mills bakwas. Who the fuck cares.

Wow, Richa k sasural wale shakal se hi evil dikh rahe hai. 

Lmao Gauri doing her bezaati 😂😂

Okay, why is she judging Gauri’s ghar? Like she isn’t even Richa’s relative? She’s just her friend. 🤔🤔🤔

God, this showoff, I can’t. She’s pissing me off so much. 😡😡😡😡😡

Richa ki shaadi Gauri k ghar se kyu hone wali hai though? Idgi. 🤔🤔🤔

Ugh, maan na maan main tera mehman.🙄🙄

God, she better not ask for dowry.😡😡😡

Omg she is  😡😡😡😡😡

Wtfffff 😡😡😡😡😡

THIS BITCHHHH 😡😡😡😡😡

Sare relatives k liye saree and gehne and kapde and 1kg ladoo. dafuq you think this is bitchhhhh? Shaadi tere bete ki hai ya tere saare relatives ki hai? My god this bhukkhad aurat. Koi jail bhejo isey. 😡😡😡😡😡

Yes, Gauri, why are you listening to this bitch? Call the police and send her ass to jail. 😡😡

I hope Gauri actually has a plan and isn’t just bowing down to society’s pressures.  

OMG, what if in typical bollywood fashion the baraat goes home on the wedding day and Rikara get married on the madap instead? Too much? han mujhe bhi laga.😂😂😂😂

[brothalynchhung]

2019 overview.

this year.. was fucking two years in one. also a little late again but whatever. this is going to be long as FUCK. 

started 2019 in dubai

spent the first couple of days in Dubai on the beach

YOOO AS AM WRITING THAT IT FEELS SO FUCKING LONG AGO HOLLYY SHITT

went to London and just fucked around dt and chinatown lost that damn snake ring fml

I got drunk eating dumplings watching Jeffrey star in that bed LMFAOOOYOO LMFAOOOOOEGJEORIGHSREUG

got back to Ottawa and it was straight GRIND from the get go

back to my last semester of uni 

back to club m (omg.. I miss:( kinda lol)

started that govt job

back to social media marketing for Dubai

3 jobs + school basically

did that dumbass STUPID FUCKING govt job all the way in quebec that I woke up for and travelled for everyday 

would go straight to gym, work again, or school fml

wasn't entirely bad I kinda needed it cuz I applied to a million jobs during that time and did school work LMAO also printed a lot of important shit and got paid so whatever

CAME TO TORONTO IN MARCH W TRAND OMG I FORGOT THAT WAS 2019

SAW VINCE STAPLES!!

AND The fortune teller who like prophisized all this shit goddddd 

iconic if I must say

little did I know...

I miss movati fml lol

working at club Monaco omg ugh they gave me life honestly

fun times w trang cc precious Courtney mich JACK Amanda Raman donia even tho she annoying lol and whoever else I worked w jana jil Daria honestly I just miss Courtney LMFAO uhh jenn was cool too 

I'm never going to forget that place I swear to god I have so much loyalty and pride for my memories for that place im never going to take my experience there for

chilling with avid Vinny and like Alex a bit LMAO he would randomly ask to chill it was weird

that Chinese dinner and chat time thing in his car WHAT WAS THATTT

chilling like a scrub a cu with hector and that crew goddLMAO

avin vin rideau gang

visiting avid at nordstorm the Rui girl and Herman lol he was sofunny

MY BODY IS FOR ME NOT THESE BITCHES LMFAOO 

last class with strangle omg he was iconic honestly 

trang pargol fidede zainab mannnn honestly shoutout old Ottawa friends 

xinyii!! and jelly!! my last times with them

I miss Xinyi so much :( im so happy I got to see her before leaving she was so nice I wish her so much success 

remember working those last shifts at cm like.. yo I feel like things are going to change and my days are numbered.. I feel it. 

did interview after interview, applying EVERYDAY to escape 

the amount of focusing I did on applying around feb and April like I was just focused on working and getting out of there

did two interviews in like 2 hours always on the go always moving always working 

and then like clockwork.. at the govt job.. went to the bathroom knew? to bring my phone with me.. and then right when I left I got a call from mk went into that empty conference room and got the offer. cried. accepted. life changing

I honestly just left that place... went to cm and just.. resigned... put my two weeks in...

and it happened literally in my last week of the govt job..

like fate 

immediately went home told cc precious fam 

fam weren't happy 

BUT I FINALLY ESCAPED!!!! LOOKING BACK ON THIS BLOG AND EVERYTHING I FINALLY F I N A L L Y GOT OUT OF THERE THE BITCH ASS CURSED SHIT CITY NEVER GOING BACKEGIUEHGEIRUGH 

shout out precious for helping me honestly he helped so much 

found my place through hmida who held it down

that whole condo scenario LOL godddd my landlord a HOE

met zgy gvy at precious while I crashed a night

THE MILLIONS OF RIDESHARESSS GOODDDDDD

remember the one I took last minute from Yorkdale LMAO that one wasn't bad honestly I slept good

moving my things packaging them up. like yo.. lol

bringing the boxes from shoppers godddd LOL 

finally landed in Toronto with my place

waiting outside for 5 hours for my damn keys crazy with my suitcase lol... 

THEN FINALLY GOT TO MY FIRST PLACE!! MY FIRST RENTAL CONDO ALL ON MY OWN NO ROOMATES JUST ME

unpacking my things

like just finally having my own place mannn that was my dream for such a long ass time

getting around dt a bit getting used to tdot... 

crazy exciting 

then... 3 days in..

...

met that bitch that fucked me up 

met everything I ever wanted in a person? physically and interest wise and yet?

nothing? 

SO CONFUSED I MET SOMEONE WITH EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I WANTED

first hookup? lost v? 

new city new job new life new home lost v new everything

in 3 days. 

my life crazy..

spent the whole time like until October till low-key NOW just thinking about it bitterly 

my feelings up and down I was drowning in obsession and confusion

I know I fucked it up but it was fucked up since the beginning

shook everything about what I thought I wanted in gl or a person

standards are definitely raised and all men trash and hoes Idgaf

I feel nothing towards nobody

my whole mind switched to money and power. 

gl I love you but you're not here and we got a lot growing to do so imma see ya ass in a couple of years 

anyways started working at mk!!! craziest 3 month probation thing I had 

HOWWW DID I DOOOO ITTTTTTT 

met so much people... holy shit.. zgy,gvy,hailey,gab,aisha,priya,rach,lisa,alex,DANIA, goddddd

clubbing.. mon., thurs... weekenddd... wake up... 8:30 work

how did I do it.... fuck lol

met a lot of hoes.. fucked with Sunday once more before he died bye bitch ass hoe.. Leo, sleeve, uhhh that's it I think actually

CABANNNAAAA

OMG I SAW SEAN PAUL LIVE ICONICC YOO THIS FUCKING YEAR LMFAOOOOO

omg YEAH I SAW NCT IN MY FIRST WEEK OF TO WITH PARGOL LMFAOOO YOOOOO

damn this year was crazy I keep forgetting shit

all the weird ass ppl I met at cabana omg the humber guy YOO THE ASIAN GUY WITH MY KEYS LMFAOOO ZGY FUCKLMFGIESH

omg tsf lmao and like yeah all the clubbing ppl in to fuck 

half and half like didnnt know if I liked it or not but it was crazy

still think about that Frans night the damn milkshake and food omggg

just spent summer exploring to trinity Bellwoods ossington like summer stories clubbing stories

managing my double life lol

SPIDERMAN OBSESSION LMAOOOO TO DISTRACT MY MIND FROM THAT BITCH ASS HOE LMFAOOFREJGIEURHSTESUIH THEN I FOUND OUT HE HAS A WHOLE WIFE AND BABY YOOO LMFAOOO

good distraction made work fun when I needed it during my last months of probation LMAO

omg going home during lunch and then back to work ICONIC

leaving the girls at my place and coming back for lunch LMAOOO god really iconic honestly showering and going back to work sleeping hoeing all that LMFAO 

omg the time I left Leo at my place YOO LMAO

still have that expensive ass sweater LMFAO WAT A SIMP

those drunk texts he sent Me in august and I punked him off LMFAOO 😩😂

men trash 

darren Chris rob goddd all those damn ppl I met the one guy who saved me during that blacTHE BLACKOUT CABANNA NIGHT GOD THAT WAS A MESS LMAO TITTIES OUT EVERYTHING but yeah he was low key useless I forget his name highboy but whatever

YOOO THAT GIRLS TITTIES I SLEPT ON NGEIRGHEUHUE ICONIC

I got catfishes twice 😩 the change bitch and the John bitch airehguerihserh FUCKKK LMFAO

AND THEN THE CHANG BITCH WAS TRYNA SAY OH U JSUT LOOK TO ARAB THATS WHY WE HAVNET TALKED AGAINL IKE BITCHHHHH FIRST OF ALL UR A WHOLE CATFISHFHERGUERBKSHETERU AHERUIGESRUYR LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 

and then I catfish Sunday to punk him off for revenge and call him a thot and thought he was talking about me for catfish when it was just about another bitch he was hoeing with cuz he a hoe.. Jesus my life wild

SO MUCH SHIT THIS SUMMER UHERGHSREG

gained weight fml I don't even wanna mention it iDONT WANNA TALK

even if it is muscle I dDONT WANNT TALK ABOUT IT

the cabana pool jump... godd... walking home drunkregiuhersguhe fucK 

summer was crazy

nada and mama coming wow that was annoying I rlly can't do family even though I love them

getting high swimming the catfish racing munchies arguing with Alex LMAO 

eating out with Dania gab Lisa the normal ppl I met lool

a lot of stress of money and where I want to go I was in a hella rush idk why I think everything happening so fast made me not want to slow down at all but im finally slowing down 

priya end of the year rebel tiff stuff 

basically drowning in depress and regret around the end of summer cuz everything calmed down and I had the time to think and reflect about everything and yeah.. got super depressed

that bitch cc and her bullshit yo just fucking go bye

notice how there's like no memories with her like yeah there was but they were just annoying cuz she was annoying highkey

thanks for bringing my shit from Ottawa tho dumbass LOL eat a dick

THE HOT TUBBBB SUMMERSSS AND SUMMER NIGHTS 

omg all my emo ass walks at night to the port and water and trillium park in the morning aiohreughresehre writing with my journal god that was actually nice tho 

super peaceful so happy to live near the water highkey

always in between losing myself who am I what do I do now who am I like did I lost myself did I ever have myself

major existential crisis

how did I survive work god 

musicmusiscmusicccc

moviesmovesmoves

readreadread

actually I had a lot of night walking home from the club sad

omg remember the ovo guy fucking loser liar 

as usualllll 

RECORDRESCORSDCRECORDDSSS SO MANY TDOT IS PERFECTT

ugh what else fuck too much shit happened OH YEAH

my birthday with the girls and the bbq!! the cake!! omg so nice :((( so funny lol

that weirdo ass man that I still see in the gym sometimes god help me lol 

passing my probation!!!! and then like finally fitting in and feeling apart of mk and the “family” lol

CLARK KENT AND SCOTTISH MANS MAKING MY LIFE EVRYDAYYYYYugh love them

got a moomin from Scottish mans 🥺 love him

anyways got depressed drowning in obsession.. nothing surprising there 🙄 

got high and drunk like bottom of the barrel... 

right before pargol came LMAO 

oh yeah I went to Ottawa because yo I was going out of my mind about losing myself.. needed to go BACK to the place I hated to find myself

went back and it was like??? everything was the same.. still saw vin and avid and Herman at Rideau still had bbt with them 

still fucking around hector and that whole crew had Ivan his girl moe.. ribal..Kyle YO lol that weird ass club experience AS USUAL Ottawa clubs trash god

apple picking same year in a row wit z <3 and hamza and fams lol

saw the kids and got to be stupid again loool 

anyways came back to my actual life

like it just felt weird knowing that the place I had all my memories and experiences in like.. felt nothing

even the forest felt weird like I didn't need to be there anymore?

as much as tried to drown myself in obsession and my past and bad habits.. I couldn't?

im being forced to move forward and learned Sunday was the last experience it was just eye opening

after the emotional shit I sat down again and had a whole purging 

I never felt that bad and horrible and drowned in obsession since raglan..

like.. deleted the hidden pictures... the feeling.. like I've done this before...

that was the final straw..

you think its over just because I am dead but its not over..the games just begun.

never again. 

anyways I met Aisha!!! love her vibe with her heavy

introduceed me to the sugar shit YOOOO LMFAOOO

THEN WE STARTING PIMPIN AND MAKING EXTRA MONEY

NO MORE MONEY STRUGGLE 

GOT FUCKED OVER HEART TURNED COLD NOW WE FOCUSING ON MONEY CAREER POWER PLAYING THESE HOES FOR THEY MONEY AND RECLAIMING MYSELF 

weird ass fucking people but get the money and go 

stack up crazy and saving up this past few months 

and just chilling w friends and therapy sessions

scheming and planning for the future

therapy sessions

got close with Lisa

oh yeah BOLO!! UGH BEST GYM

ALSO OMG I FORGOT I SAW BROCKHAMPTON AGAIN!!! AND SOMEHOW GOT TO THE BARRIER AND LITERALLY HAD SO MUCH INTERACTION WITH KEVIN LIKE SINGING TOGETHER AND THEN HE CAME DOWN SAID I GOTCHU AND TOOK TWO PICS WITH ME FUCKGIERGEIUTHSEUH THAT WAS INSANEEE MY LIFE WILDDDD 

iconic holiday party and New Years with again like random weird ppl and my girls exemplifying how wild and fresh the whole experience of this year was 

at least I be waking up warm and clean in MY PLACEby myself with no bullshit 

just like.. got a new place new job new city basically live the life I always wanted? reading movies? new friends no problems? wtf how my life change so quick

new interesting experiences

getting drunk high dancing at my place out in these streets just meeting bare people all these new people and experiences holy shit... 

and like yeah im not where I want to be but this progress and process is FUN now 

everything a strategy and a move and love staying busy 

wish I had more free time tho I never feel rested my life fucking crazy LOOL

that weirdo bitch who thought he was dating me UGHHH BOTTOM OF THE BARRELL JUST FOR A CAR AND FOOD BITCHARE U CRAZY 

power trip crazy im so sorry jfc 

anyways block and move on

met Chris and we still talking for like 3 months in a row god... lol gunna see him Saturday idk was the HALE going on 

im like surrounded by hoes???? and I don't want it GOD I JUST BEEN FOCUSING ON ME AND MONEYFUCK EVERYONE ELSE 

idek what else maybe im missing shit but this whole year wild best year of MY LIFE though

idk what the fuck gunna happen in 2020 cuz my split lives and the chaos and playing hoes and always thinking about opportunity and abundance and money got my mind and moves all wrapped in strategy but we only ONNLY ONLYYY GOING UP from here no excuses lets fucking go I always say this but 2019 was fucking wild and you know what.. lets fucking go 2020 LETS FUCKING GO as long as I don't gain weight LMFAO lets fucking GO. money and power on my mind exclusively. gl imma see you in 2 years. focusing on bigger things but at least im OUT HERE and ESCAPED and we onLY ATTRACTING AND MANIFESTING ABUNDANCE 

[tellywoodtrash]

dil boley oberoi 15 - 18.03.17 lb

i am determined to catch up so that i can watch in real time. coz honestly, binging and being behind is kinda stressing me out a little. ://////

15.03.17

svetlana, girl, WHO IS YOU? ARE YOU ORIGINAL SVETLANA OR KAPOOR SISTER?!?! WHO IS YOUUUUUUUUU????? 

I FEEL LIKE AMAR PREM FROM ANDAZ APNA APNA: “pehle hi itna confusion ki shivaay kaun, ulhas kaun, AB YEH LO NAYI CONFUSION... SVETLAAAANAA KAUN????”

... apparently you can just cuddle your boo thang and sleep your drug high off in the middle of a dhaaba... 

... in a country where people are harassed for just sitting with a member of the opposite sex. SOUNDS LEGIT.

like where the fuckkkkk did she get all her makeup and earrings and all that shit from????? 

OMFG SHE’S CUTTING HER HAIR OFF FOR HIM 

GIRL YOU CRAZY. NO MAN IS WORTH IT. 

... so she just cut her hair off for nothing??? 

great, carrot chewing police thinking he’s karamchand. 

om. you fucking idiot. 

how do you know it’s “ladki ke baal”???? it could be anyone’s hair. it’s a fucking dhaaba ffs, not really known for cleanliness. 

whyyyyy the fuck are her clothes on the tree? did she change out here in the open???? 

lmaoooooo patloooooon kahan hai???? 

howwww the fuck even did the pants get up there??? 

oh shittttttttt, canayda bua is snooping around in svetlana’s room. 

aw, she’s here to make amends with svetlana. 

pffffffttttttttttttttt. of course. 

HOW DOES SHE SHOVE ALLLLL THAT HAIRRRRR UNDER THAT WIG??? 

also, how the fuck did she get rid of her makeup????? 

LMAO THE SKIRT MADE OF LEAVESSSSSSSSSS

om’s faceeeeeeeeeeeee

waah, new strain of ‘shrooms makes you hallucinate the wife you abandoned. least fun ‘shrooms ever. everyone stay away from them. 

why would chulbul know whose hair it is? you’re the one who woke up with it. 

pft. baal ke khushboo. from those 4 strands of hair? this man has the nose of bloodhound, or i call BS. 

MAYBE HE’S QUESTIONING HIS GENDER. WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM OM? 

OMG LMAO THE GOATS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lol look at ommmm enjoyinggggg it 

lmaoooo what evennnnnn is this show man.

ouff no one gets a shit about tej, bua-ma. get her a NEW MAN. 

ouffffffffffffff. fuckkkkkkkkk you tej. 

lmao this policeman is either the smartest one in the world, or the most unprofessional. 

omkara be like “idgaf about the murdered priest gimme my info” 

om has turned into shivaay completely. 

ho don’t do it. don’t do it. 

HE DID IT. HE USED THE OBEROI NAME. 

lmaoooo after using his surname, he’s like “i don’t use my surname”

oh jesus om’s gonna trespass a crime scene. 

OMKARA WHAT EVEN IS YOUR LIFE THESE DAYS?!?! I MISS THE DAYS WHERE YOU USED TO JUST HANG OUT BY THE POOL WITH YOUR BROTHERS AND MAAROFY GHATIYA SHAYARI. 

16.03.17

lorddddddddd above the overacting. 

i suppose om is used to it, having lived with rudra all his life. 

can’t believe SUCH GHATIYA OVERACTING got them in. 

lol is sab ke beech mein bhi bulbul current maarti hai. 

ouffffo dharam patni, svetlana makeup ki dukaan, toh tu sanskaar ki dukaan. just shut up and get the papers. 

om be like wait a second, i think i’m horny for this barely legal boy-man. 

LMAO “pehle hi itna current marta hai, ab toh bijli ki taar hi pakad li” 

THOOOOKIYE LMAO LMAO LMAO

ugh why is this boy so goshdarn cute i love him so much what a puppy he is i love him i love him i love him <3333333333 

A se anaar, B se bhutta, C se chulbul... lollllllll  

hahahahaha 

damn those are some hiiiiiiigh heels on the officer’s shoes. 

ok... the documents state svetlana’s surname as kapoor. meaning SVETLANA is the oldest kapoor sister... so now the question is, who’s the real svetlana kapoor????? this one here, or the one in the freezer????

... what exactly was svetlana’s plan, hiding on TOP of the cupboard????? she’s even worse than fake!shivaay at hiding. 

but... it worked. none of these idiots saw her... not even the police officer.

IF THEM GETTING THE DOCUMENTS DIDN’T MATTER, WHY DID YOU COME HERE TO DELETE THE FILE AND MURDER THE PRIEST IN THE PROCESS, YOU PSYCHO?!?!!?!?! 

HOW IS CHULBUL NOT SEEING SVETLANA PERCHED ON TOP OF THE CUPBOARD!!!!!

what a namak haraam this chulbullllll is. 

oh shit. svetlana’s got it outttt for chulbul. 

ouff tej and his issues. 

OMFG JHANVI, HONESTLY. 

like tej is fucking horribleeee, but he’s honestly not wrong. WHY WON’T SHE DIVORCE HIM AFTER EVERYTHINGGGGG HE’S DONEEE?!?!?!

oh boy. the amazing race to get to mumbai is on. 

oh ho uske beech mein bulbul ki wig sarak rahi hai... 

oh no oh no oh no tej is here to check on svetlana. 

can’t you see she’s asleep??? 

ok stop being a fucking creeper, tej. 

oh shitttttt tej’s gonna snoop around her roooom. 

such a huuuuuuuuuge sim card? it’s not going to fit in anything but the oldass nokia phones. 

LMAO IS SHE GONNA STEAL ANOTHER TRUCK?

OMG THE OWNER OF THE FIRST TRUCK HAHAHAHA 

yeah why even did you hold on to the photo if you didn’t want it to ever be seen?? 

OMFG SVETLANA ON ROLLERSKATES HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

17.03.17

om, is it really necessary to dragggggggggg chulbul???

oh shit, she’s going to murder the kid for calling her aunty. 

honestly, same though. why don’t you shut up you little twerps. aunty hogi teri maaa. 

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN’T EVEN.... THIS SCENE IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN EVER IN MY LIFE

1. THE MUSIC - HAYE HAYE MIRCHIIIIIIII OUFF OUFFF MIRCHIIIIIIII

2. IT’S LIKE 250 KM FROM PANCHGANI TO MUMBAI, IS SHE GONNA RIDE LIKE THAT FOR ALLLLLLL THAT DISTANCE?????

3. WILL OM NEVERRRRR LOOK IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVE HOME?

actually, knowing the way ppl drive in india... probably not. 

i love bua ma’s canayyyydian accent. 

“TITTARRR HO JAAAAA, DISAPPEAR!” lmaoooooooooo

lmao wow, svetlana made it. all the 250 km. 

om, stop being so bosssy! ugh. such a shivaay you’re turning into. 

lmaooooooo svetlana calling herselffff a dayan. come on girl, you hot af. even after roller skating 250 km! 

omggggg chulbul saw her in panchgani??? 

ouffffoh aiiiiwaiiii ka time waste. 

waaah, svetlana is a ventriloquist too! 

MOVE FASTER, CHULBUL. 

“chorrrrr kahinkaaa!” hee hee

SVETLANA, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO EXPLAIN THE CHANGE IN WARDROBE?????? 

godddddd, this scene is 50 shades of ridiculousssssssssssss! 

FINISHHHHHHHH HIMMMMMMMMM, SVETLANAAAA!!!!!

OMFG SHE’S GONNA CUTTTTTT OPEN HER FACEEEEEEEEEE!

god, suchhhhhh a time waste of an episode. 

svetlana hired chulbul for herself, but om’s commandeered him for himself. 

baahar hi khada tha, toh why didn’t you see the two svetlanas???? this show is so fucking stupid is2g 

OUFF OH NOT THE BLOODY TIME FOR FLASHBACKS AND 90S MUSIC 

this episode is truly testing myyyyyyy patience

whyyyyyyyyy is om getting so angry for NOTHING

... is it okay for frozen svetlana to be out of the freezer for so long??? won’t she... decompose? 

MARI HUI SVETLANA???? OMG SHE’S DEAD????? WHO IS SHE THOUGH???? 

meanwhile bua ma is running an interrogation of her own. jesus, is this really an issue worth pulling all the servants from their assigned duties???? 

whennnnnnnnnnn will om get over his ‘SH’ obsession with the way chulbul talks?

LMAO OM’S FACE AT THE DESCRIPTION OF THE DUNGEON AND FREEZER BS

oh boyyy. looks like om’s gonna take a trip down into the tehkhaana. 

18.03.17

SVETLANA, GIRL!!!!!!!!! FASTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! 

.... wait what did she do with the trolley and the body????? where did they go????? did she just shove them into the void???? 

om’s looking @ chulbul like “finally i’m no longer the biggest charasiiiii in this house”

OUFF OH CHULBUL, FIGURE IT OUT FASTER!!!!!!!

SO OM KNEW ABOUT IT ALL ALONG??????? AIWAIIII YOU WERE GASLIGHTING CHULBUL??!?!?! WHY?????? 

... the lights were flashing all the while anyway???? like... why would she be SUDDENLY alarmed? 

ok om, do you really have time to be playing mind games and being a little shit right now???? 

“koood ke, aur kaise?” lolololol 

seriously om, do you have time to keep wasting like this????? 

looks like om’s embraced his bisexuality if he’s this comfortable to be grabbing and embracing chulbul in the most non platonic manner. not to mention the intense eye sex. 

WHATTTTT? WHERE DID SHE DISAPPEAR WITHHHH THE CHESTTTTTTTTTTTTTT????? 

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gauri you and your memory issues are so fucking annoying

... how long is svetlana hoping to hang on to this corpse??? like... eventually it’s going to decompose. 

lmaooooo, svetlanaaaa and her annoyance with these two idiots is soooooo me. i’m this close to cutting MY FACE open and scaring these assholes to death. 

loving svetlana’s “byeeeeeee bitchhhhh” face 

ouffffoh bua ma really needs to get a hobby. 

howwww nice of the servants to instantly spilllllll to svetlana. she’s just that terrifying.

i loveeee how svetlana constantly gives herself pep talks OUT LOUD. maybe that’s the secret of her confidence. i should try it. 

chulbulllllll, why wouldn’t you tell om that you saw svetlana in panchgani???? 

ughhhhh, bhagwannnnnn talk againnnn. 

^^^^^^ my face every time chulbul does the throwing the candy thing. 

OM, STOP GETTING ANGRY FOR NOTHINGGGGGGGGGGG. YOU’RE SUCH A LOSERRRRR. 

lmaooooo idharrrr bhi svetlana/bua ma ego issues. 

godddddddd buaaa ma, why are you so concerned about this damn photo.

yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh giriiiii sariiiiiiii. svetlana seems to be kameeni’s rishtedaar in the dept of falling saris. 

[heavyhitterheaux]

Ree Saw Her Husband Jack Harlow and possibly signed an NDA 🤭

Aight so boom!

My outfit was inspired by Urban but yall probably won't see it but just know a bitch was looking good as fuck 😌😘

Me and my middle sister Shantai get there at The Anthem and the line is long as SHIT to get in so I was like fuck outta here imma sit my ass down

But before that when we were in my car about to park in the garage, I saw the back of Urban outside.

I'd recognize that head of curls anywhere.

He dodged me the rest of the night 🙄

Okay back to where I was

Yall why she take me to this bougie ass French restaurant and she ordered some fucking liver mousse 🤢🤮

I was up in that bitch eating bread to absorb the alcohol I was consuming lmaoooo

Aight so it's 7:25 when we go in and I hit the merch stand for the first time (I went back after the show 😭) and I am in fucking shambles because I basically want one of everything but I was a responsible adult! I only spent 235 in total in merch but we'll get to that part

I think I did good

I wanted more

I woulda bought the man himself if I could

We find our seats and it's nothing but black girls in my row

FUCKING YES IT'S ABOUT TO BE LIT

BLACK GIRL MAGIC ON DECK

Okay The Homies came out and I lost it when they did Shake because uh my ass was definitely shaking lmaooo

The City Girls were AMAZING

I wanna ride Jackman like a rodeo

Anywayyyyyy

Shantai went fucking wild during their set

I mean the bitch's curls fell out

She was sweating

Twerking on the railing of the balcony lol

I know my limits

I was like nahhh I'm saving my energy for my husband

Her ass was done when it was time for Jack

YALLLLLLLLL

I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO FALL OUT ON THE SPOT WHEN HE HIT THE STAGE 😭😭

This was my first time seeing him AND A BITCH WAS IN SHAMBLES

I was like OKAY GLASSES!

You better go head white boy!

Okay soooo the people in my section uhh..

I feel as though they only knew First Class and What's Poppin because when I tell yall my fucking ass knew EVERY LYRIC

Jack was like where my day ones at? Who was fucking with me before the beard?

I yelled for him to bring back the pornstache and I yelled Confetti and Loose supremacy 😂🤣

BITCHHHHH

WHEN I HEARD SUNDOWN AND GHOST I WAS LIKE JACKMAN GIMME THE MIC! WE BOTH ABOUT TO DO THIS SHIT.

Okay and we're vibing right?

The people in GA down below were throwing drinks, fighting, fainting and people getting kicked out.

I was like whew chile the GHETTO

Jack has the voice of an angel 😇

Oh and apparently someone fell over the barricade? But I didn't see it

Ummm when Jack asked 'where are all my nurses at?' Before he went into 21C/Delta, my entire row pointed at me lmaooo 😭😭😭

Jack was like he might move to d.c. to take a stroll and look at the cherry blossoms.

Bitch, that sounded like a marriage proposal to Ree, okay?

We can take a stroll alright 😏🤭

Okay um, live band?

YESSSSSSS

LIKE A BLADE OF GRASS WANTS SUNLIGHT, I JUST WANT THAT ASS

Top tier

And he gonna fuck the earrings off of me because my hoops were big as shit lmao

POISON WAS WRITTEN FOR ME!

Ummm him and that damn hose lol

He gonna ask a girl if she's hot and proceeded to spray THE FUCK outta her lmaoooo

If a concert consisted of me listening to Jack talk for hours, sign a bitch up

I feel like I'm missing so many details but...

Bottom line is I had so much fun and I can't wait to see him again!

He deserves all of the success coming his way 🥺

And.... ya girl just might have signed an NDA 🤭😏

Probably one of the only videos where I'm not screaming and I'll upload it later

OHH and a bitch just about lost her voice 😭😭

I got like 5 shirts, hoodie, and a tote bag

It's aight

I get paid Friday anyway lmaoooo

Jack is worth it 🥰