#lmao so true

[maintohthakgayibhaishaab]

[dapper-lil-arts]

I like to think Bonnie has hammerspace cleavage. Like she goes to the beach empty handed and just reaches in and pulls out a big parasol, a cooler, and a beach chair.

she would just pullout a neverending hankerchief to wipe her comical tears, then pullout sephiroth's sword to cleave her oponents entwain

[seoafin]

i find it hilarious how some people were STRONGLY believing that he'd carry JJK till 2025-26 heeeelp 😭

also just to make things a bit worse, if he goes the naruto route at the end and does you know what? cancelling immediately m' not even sorry it's just good i stopped caring lmao

i want to be as unbothered as you

[goblin-king-jay]

[ID 1: a screenshot of a tweet from user @\Grummz

"Not only does Dragon Age Veilguard feature "top surgery scars" but also "Vitiligo" and "cellulite.""

These are obvious fetish self inserts being foisted on gamers.

Tumblr has spilled into AAA games."

Below is an image of character creation showing a person with vitiligo, as well as various character customization sliders. End ID]

[ID 2: a screenshot of Tumblr tags

"#if a character builder actually incorporated tumblrs fetishes I guarantee you would not be seeing a humanoid creature with two pairs of arms #and legs" end ID]

Idk about y'all but I personally think anyone referring to scars, vitiligo, and cellulite as a fetish thing is saying more about themselves than they realize they are.

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[ijustgotherebro]

Duckman on the movie industry

He's not wrong

[maintohthakgayibhaishaab]

[drgnflyteabox]

Fem!reader x 141

Honestly might be able to to something with the gross stuff I saw at the hardware store I used to work at (except make it hot and 141)

Imagine you're a cashier, the only one with early morning availability so you're there at 5:45am for the 6am start. It's always the worst kinds of contractors there: rude, tired, dirty, leering gazes and sexist comments

You're pretty sick of it, but you get paid a bit more than minimum wage and you're done by 11am so, you take it with a cheery smile and fast service

The 141 contracting company starts spending at your store. So much, in fact, that your manager personally takes you aside to mention just how much they do - nearly a million a year - and how no matter what, your job is to be nice and please them

Well, you can do that. You've dealt with crazy, awful old contractors screaming in your face about lumber prices at 6:30am more than once, heard them talking about your tit's or your ass right in front of you - you can handle it

Until the masked one comes in first and hes huge, dark hoodie and cargo pants hanging low on his hips. He hands you 3k in bills only there are bloodstains on them and he watches you closely the whole time you count them out

It's... not a first, but the look he gives you makes you shiver. Pale eyelashes, tall, intimidating

The second is nicer. Too nice, in fact. He charms you before you're even fully awake, and your shift goes by quickly thinking about that winning smile and the way he'd touched your fingers while he handed you a stack of bills... not to mention those soft brown eyes

The third is... intense, for 8am. He rolls on the balls of his feet, stares at you harder than the masked one. He offers to buy you a hot chocolate at the coffee shop next door and grins like you made a joke when you decline

Their boss is fucking dreamy. Even you have to admit it, trying not to look up at his mustached, frankly porno-esque face. He's huge, as tall as the others but thick, with a little pudge around his belly. He trudges in with thick workboots and a stained t shirt, pays for 24k worth of material with a lazy smile on his face like it's nothing

You might ask head cash to move you to the garden center after all...

[unicornpopcorn14]

So we all know by now that Dazai is comfortable enough around Chuuya to show nervousness/worry.

Enough times for Chuuya to pick up on that pattern. The pattern, may I remind you, that doesn't have evident correlation to either nervousness or worry to most people. One that can even be interpreted as misplaced given the situation.

Which means that Dazai has done this in front of Chuuya so often, that Chuuya at first was hella confused, before he finally made a connection between when and why it happens. And still remembered that connection after four years of separation. Which gets us to my point:

What if this isn't the only emotion Dazai displays weirdly?

What if he has multiple unconventional patterns he displays for sadness, frustration, content, or disgust? The times he really feels them, and they become too strong for him to just deal with normally? What if these are the only times he's actually being genuine with his emotions?

And Chuuya is the only one who is familiar with them all?

Dazai would be jumping rope and Chuuya would be like, "quit sulking, let's get icecream"

Dazai hanging upside down on the couch and Chuuya going, "It's okay, mackerel. You can cry."

Dazai actually crying, full on heart-wrenching sobs, and Chuuya unironically going, "What, good news?"

It's just... comforting, for one person in Dazai's life to read him like a book. Everyone else would look at him like he's crazy, displaying wrong emotions/behaviors at the wrong time, but Chuuya knows that it's just how he processes feeling properly, and thus he's the only one Dazai can count on to put things into context and understand, which makes him display them even more openly.

Because Chuuya never shamed him for his quirks, as much as Dazai never did his.

[sheep-turtles-and-pizza]

Yes

An overgrown light pole in Poland

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael teaches Gregory the old FNAF technique

[maibeloved]

More gravity falls doodles! Currently reading and decoding Journal 3! Its…its alot 😭

[fourcriminals]

david is a smelly hoe

"How fucking dare you? I'll come kick your ass right now."

[batarangsoundsdumb]

jason todd, the kind of man to get locked out of editing his own wikipedia page.

[lokh]

fake dating au where shuro ends up pretending to go out with laios in order to secure his inheritance.... but is it really what he wants? a journey of romance and self discovery that ill never ever write