#lmao my dude sit down

[0scar-piastri]

Men like the FIA president are walking red flags

[s0up1ta]

toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls

[samarecharm]

Ryuji having the worst bi crisis of his fucking life bc his mom just had to fucking ask “oh, whats this young ladys name?” when he showed her a picture of Akira petting Morgana. Like okay yeah Akira is like objectively pretty, hes like the Classic Delicate Pretty Boy just like Yusuke which is like whatever; straight dudes have eyes, and they know what women like to see. But now hes like. Seeing things he likes in girls IN Akira now and he cant make it Stop like its genuinely keeping him up at night 😭

Pretty boy used to be A Face that would come up in his mind when he thought of the term. There was no specifics in mind, just like. Pretty Boy. Pretty boy! You say that and theres like a Face Template that shows up in ur minds eye and hed just attribute that to any dude who was like Vaguely Pretty. But now its Akira 😭 and he finds himself cataloging things that Akira does that he KNOWS he finds cute when girls do it. The hairtuck behind the ears. The headtilt when he mishears a question. The Actually Pretty Doe Eyes. The breathy, nearly inaudible chuckle he does in place of a Real laugh (thats made better by the fact that its so hard to get him to laugh in the first place). He likes cute snacks. He blushes easily. Ryuji is sitting here like ‘theres no fucking way man. Like theres just no way. That shit makes NO sense (a lie)’ lying in bed in the middle of the night looking like this vvvv w his phone in his hands (looking at pictures of akira)

It drives him insane bc like he did Not see any of these things as like inherently girly or whatever. Like thats just akira thats just his bro! And he does OTHER weird shit that cancels all that shit out. Hes like a messy engineer/tinkerer, he rolls out of bed and whatever situation his hair is is everyones problem. He wears that AWFUL gym uniform and doesnt tweak it AT ALL?? He likes baseball?? hes got a whole binder of trading cards that he will show off if u show any moment of weakness. Like hes just Some Dude but also manages to be Some Girl at the same time and Ryuji is like thats not fair. Life sucked ass but at least it made sense before Akira stumbled into it 😭

[spearxwind]

Whole gang's here :]

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Update 2: the germaphobia didn't win bc he sneezed so hard he cried kinda and I can't not hug the people I like when there's tears so that's where we're at now lmao I'm literally so fucked but at least I'm not doing anything the next week 😭 checked him over since caution has been thrown to the wind, dude for sure has the flu but I'm hoping I can dodge it bc I got vaccinated so fingers crossed there. Ran out of tissues, so he's resorted to napkins and his jacket which isn't nearly as hot irl as it is in fic, but this is what it's come to 😔 also he's gone through three more masks and I'm lowkey scared he's gonna run out of those too 😭😭

[lesbiansanemi]

I am so fucking sick of living with my roommate and his fuck ass boyfriend. Also watching my roommate burn every single one of his (already rather minimal, I might add) bridges for this guy is also kind of painful but also his relationship with me is one of said bridges so I'm almost past the point of even feeling bad for him lmao

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Might accidentally get absolutely jacked bc in a sheer desperate effort to artificially raise norepinephrine levels in the absence of an actual snri, might start doing cardio at the gym again

[todayisafridaynight]

once more thinking about The Morning Of New Years 2001 and its just now dawning on me that arakawa really chugged two bottles of booze and smoked A Fuck Bitch of ciggies Presumably before noon. like dire situation i know but god damn guy got a lot done in two hours

[izzy-b-hands]

Putting on last year's trans rigs stream from Drawfee before i have to get ready to go out with my mum and her bf today (bc i have the worst feeling in my gut he's gonna make that An Thing for me if given the chance today, aka whenever i eventually need the restroom while we're at Mystic)

[playing-with-dax]

something ive been curious about for a while now; because verik can manifest certain limbs whenever he shifts into his human form, do you think he could be able to change his genitalia?

I've actually thought about this a lot 😅 time to get into some Verik lore

Verik really only has two forms (two and a half if you count the "I don't want to worry about forming hands right now" middle stage lmao)

His dog form is really his primary form. I don't draw him in dog-mode here very often because I'm mostly drawing nsfw stuff.

He's a church grim, which is the spirit of a large black dog whose purpose is to guard a graveyard. Back when grims were well known, just being a big dog on the church grounds was enough to scare people off. As time went on and the legends faded from popular knowledge (nobody knows exactly how old he is. But probably pre 19th century) he found that being a dog wasn't quite cutting it any more. People would try to shoo him away or sometimes even try to pet him??? So he taught himself to take on a form that looked more human, but not quite right. A towering black figure with few visible features aside from large eyes and massive pointed teeth? That worked much better.

So, even though I've used "shape shifty" to describe him before, he's not exactly a shape shifter. The "rules" of his shifting are kinda more like a werewolf I guess? But backwards? 😂 And entirely his choice.

That being said, I have thought a lot about "ok but what if he could manifest extra limbs to hold you down" etc etc. But it feels a little forced with him. It's definitely something that would be fun to explore, so...maybe I'll make a true shape shifter character in the future 👀

[starstruckodysseys]

can’t tell if i’m tired or just ready to commit a felony

[0scar-piastri]

Sulayem is a real life troll

[ajaxbread]

How my hospital visit went(I got my blood drawn)

[sableeira]

I need animanga it boy dazai osamu to sit the fuck down

[snekdood]

that one time my brother said he wanted to fight me because I said eminem made him more aggressive towards women

unrelated detail: my brother does not recognize my transness as real

[unrelatedsideblog]

There is Reaper on my way to Sunbeam. Camping almost literally on the beach