#lmao kuya jamil

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I WAS CACKLINGGGGG LAUGHING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH HELP???

YES THEYRE VERY MUCH IDIOTS HELP THEM THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE DOING 😭😭😭

the way yuusha also cant even talk straight bc she's laughing too much like girl same

also this is really cute since at first they have a completely platonic relationship until they eventually catch those feels so in a way, seeing her as a "sister" WOULD'VE been true before hgdksjfds

and responding to your tags below:

no it's fine!! that was just a random "creative" decision on my part and it kinda looks ugly now ngl-- im actually glad to hear you decided to write in your own style!!!

i also just genuinely loved this much!!! everything on here still cant even fully express how i feel 🤧💖

hgdkfjslkdaf anyways thank you SO SO MUCH THIS WAS SO FUN TO READ!!! i just appreciate this a lot you have no idea it had truly made my day 😭😭💕💕

Hello Ian! ♡

I hope you're doing well!

Here's some more Jamil thoughts for you!

Something I don't see a lot of people talk about when it comes to Jamil is the idea of family recipes, more specifically, recipes that only the Viper Family know.

Food that he and Najma grew up having, learning the recipes for himself once he was older. Recipes that have been passed down in the Viper Family for generations.

I would like to imagine he wouldn't make them for Kalim, or even let him know about them, wanting to keep these foods and recipes for himself.

As he gets to know you, his feelings growing and turning to something more, he thinks of these recipes, wanting to share these foods with you.

Foods to be made and had with family. For loved ones.

As much as he tried to deny it, to fight it, he grew attached to you. Not just attached, oh no, he knew in the back of his mind what this was. He wouldn't admit it though, even when he ends up making one of the recipes for himself, wondering if you'd enjoy it as he ate.

It wouldn't be until you two were a couple that it would happen, Jamil offering to make you dinner one day. Perhaps you arrive early, and he asks if you'd like to help him prepare it. (The intimacy of cooking together, Jamil instructing you on a recipe that only he and his family members know) Once it was done and served, you both would sit down to eat, Jamil waiting for you to have the first bite.

Any compliment you give it will have a sense of pride bursting in his chest, a small smile coming to his face. He's radiating with satisfaction as you both enjoy your meal, promising to cook for you again some other time. He already has the next recipe in mind ♡

(It's up to you whether Yuusha knows the importance of the meal, as I can see Jamil either trying to be subtle and downplay it, or him simply saying it's a family recipe and having you figure out the significance of that on your own)

Thank you! ♡

SHEEPPPP I WAS ACTUALLY SOOBBINGGF

MY BRAINNNN ALHDKSJSJSJSKSBXJS THIS IS SO CUTE I WENT FERAL

i love this headcanon and i’m keeping it in my mind forever and this reminded me of my silly comic from a while ago

his cooking being basically a love language overall is so AGH and trusting you enough to share with you something that is very important to him???

i’m positively GNAWING on this so much

anyways i literally couldnt help it i may or may not have spent all day working on this with yuusha and jamil’s dynamic hdkshdjss

So. Care to finally tell me what this is?

It's a Viper Family recipe.

Oh, no wonder. Do you only serve it on special occasions? I don't think I've had it during any Scarabia parties.

Of course you haven't. This is your first time. And we don't serve these recipes outside of the Viper Family household.

Oh, that sucks.

After Yuu took another bite, the implication of Jamil sharing this meal with her just hit her in the head that she almost spat out what was in her mouth in surprise.

Yuu and Jamil gave each other a knowing look. The prefect saw that the vice housewarden had a flushed look on his face as he tried to cover it up by sipping casually from his bowl.

Yuu was silent as she tried to rack her brain around what he just said.

Jamil attempted to look unbothered but his slightly shifting eyes and darkened cheeks had betrayed him.

So, do you… understand what this means?

Oh, Yuu definitely understood. It was making her feel flustered, giddy perhaps—happy that Jamil thought of her that way. Enough to consider her…

No. Oh, no. Jamil was making her say it. Oh, she was not going to let her do his work for him.

... I don't, Jamil. I would love for you to explain it to me.

Touché. Jamil thought as he set his utensils down with a sigh. Jamil also thought that he could decide to feign ignorance back but he knew it would be fighting fire with fire.

So might as well be direct.

Yuu, I…

(idk i’m out of juice) (plus i do love me some uncertain endings sometimes)

[pianostarinwonderland]

Make Headcanons how the Twisted Wonderland Character speak the way in Filipino :) Jade Leech version for Taku

I brainstormed these with a friend just for this! Going to tag dear @takuyakistall or @takumipineapplexd because she is a special mention. ☺️

Italicized words/phrases will have definitions and translations at the end for the non-Filipinos!

Riddle: he’d have a pretty good Tagalog accent. Straight Tagalog too, perfect grammar and all that. He’s formal, and there’s no slang used... then he gets mad. As in, really really mad. As in, he can get even angrier than in his pre-overblot scene type of mad because Filipino people being mad is loud as fuck and somehow much more heated for some reason than if people get mad in like, English, or even some other languages

Trey: Just your normal kuya, that’s it, that’s really it

Cater: Gay as FUCK when he speaks, Taglish all the way

Ace: That one guy that yells out “HOY/HUY” almost all the damn time

Deuce: This guy struggles so much with academic Tagalog that people think he’s one of the conyo peeps......... until you flip his bad boy switch and you get him yelling “MAGSORRY KA SA MGA ITLOG HINDI NA SILA MAGIGING MANOK” in a not-conyo-at-all voice

Leona: Mans is too lazy to speak Tagalog, but he knows the language well, he just prefers English

Ruggie: The guy who’d haggle in the local palengke or sari-sari, one of the boys with the most prominent Tagalog accent

Jack: Pretty quiet for the most part, but his ‘ha’ is deep but loud

Azul: Fucking hell, this man?? He talks like he’s in a balagtasan in every conversation, and I wouldn’t put it past him to attempt the strict as fuck syllable count and rhyme scheme. Also he’s one of those Filipinos who jokingly brags but in his case, he ain’t joking 🗿🗿🗿

Jade: Kinda like Trey in which he sounds normal...... then you bring up mushrooms

Floyd: He’d drag his vowels lmao not too different from his canon self, except just hear him say “ano baaaaaa” or “sige naaaaaa, Azuuuuul”

Kalim: He’s one of those people who have a distinct bounce when they speak Tagalog, and you can’t help but smile because honest to God, bouncy Tagalog will make you want to smile

Jamil: Sounds like your normal-sounding Filipino teacher in the classroom

Vil: He’s one of those people who are so proficient in both English and Tagalog that when he speaks Tagalog, there is that distinct tone that gives away the fact that he speaks English often, but it’s not conyo at all because he’s good in Tagalog. Idk if you Filipinos get my drift since idk what’s a more concise way of putting it nfnfnfnndnf also, he’s the type to speak Taglish

Rook: Poor Rook, he used to have a prominent Tagalog accent until he learned French, and now he sounds conyo when he speaks Tagalog

Epel: Oh God, his accent is VERY prominent because of his countryside origins. He’s one of those people you’d hear yelling in the palengke. Will also say putangina and gago when he’s pissed off as fuck

Idia: The stuttering type. Because of exposure to online games, he’s one of those who has a hard time speaking Tagalog and will doubt himself every two seconds if his grammar is correct. Definitely ends up speaking Tagalog wayy too fast to the point he sounds like he’s rapping

Ortho: He’d sound like that really motivating Filipino teacher in either an educational show or in the school, and just hearing them speak feels so wholesome

Malleus: Would sound. Like he’s. Placing a. Period every. Two words.

Lilia: This dude would say old slang and modern slang in one sentence and will definitely throw in Taglish. Probably has said Shakespearean English combined with modern Tagalog 🗿

Sebek: “MALLEUS SAMA LODI KO” “HOY MGA TAO, PADAANAN MO SI MALLEUS SAMA” ....... just.. loud as fuck....... but let’s be real honest, his Tagalog vocabulary is probably very extensive from all that poetry reading. Mans definitely has read the whole Florante & Laura play and the Noli Me Tangere book

Silver: Very very quiet when he speaks and probably knows quite little

Crowley: Very VERY conyo. “I am so mabait”

Divus: He sounds bastos... would call everyone “mga aso”

Ashton: Braggy lmao nfdnnfn idk why but I’d see him in a San Miguel commercial

Trein: Your typical strict teacher

Sam: He’d sound like the tindera of the sari-sari store nfnfnngkdkdj well actually, he kinda is, but it’s like, he has that distinct accent

Definitions and translations:

Kuya- older brother

Taglish- Tagalog + English

Conyo- it’s the term for those who speak Tagalog with an American-sounding accent; it’s looked down upon in many places

“MAGSORRY KA SA MGA ITLOG HINDI NA SILA MAGIGING MANOK”- “say sorry to the eggs, they can no longer become chickens”

Palengke- market

Sari-sari store- it’s an outdoor store where you can buy load for your phone and some snacks

Balagtasan- this is a unique form of debate in which there are two debaters and one mediator, and you argue your stance in poetry form; there is a strict syllable count (if you use 17 syllables for one line, you have to stick with 17 for all lines) and a rhyme scheme

“Ano baaaaaa”- “what is it” though tbh, the meaning can kinda change depending on context

“Sige naaaaa, Azuuuuul”- “oh come onnnn Azuuuuul”

Putangina- “son of a bitch”

Gago- pretty much the equivalent of the word ‘fuck’ in English, but you have to take caution when saying this word because it will get people mad.......... honestly, just be nice and don’t call people gago at all

“MALLEUS SAMA LODI KO” - “Malleus sama, my idol” lodi is basically slang for idol....... it’s literally just idol backwards bfbdbbfjkdnd

“HOY MGA TAO, PADAANAN MO SI MALLEUS SAMA” - “humans, make way for Malleus sama” (tbh though, idk if I’m using the right verb gfnfnfnnfjjg I struggle a lot with verbs)

Florante & Laura- this is a poetic novel written by Francisco Balagtasan (yes, the balagtasan I mentioned a while ago was named after him) about a prince named Florante who was tied up in the woods whose country is at war and was supposed to wed the other princess named Laura but uh ended up in this predicament due to enemies........... ACTUALLY I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF I’M TOTES CORRECT JFJJSJFKFK you can search it up!!

Noli Me Tangere- this is a novel written by Jose Rizal that takes place during colonial Philippines about a young man named Crisostomo Ibarra who witnesses the sufferings of the Filipinos at the hands of the friars

Mabait- good/kind

Bastos- means ‘disgusting’ but it has this added weight to it that disgusting doesn’t have

“Mga aso” - “dogs”

San Miguel- the local beer here

Tindera- shopkeeper, it’s the feminine form but ehhhh who really cares ¯\_(ツ)_/¯