#lmao kinda like sarah lynn

[reduceduranium]

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[un1-c0rn3l1us]

what tmc/ps/al characters react if I hug them?

(New wolves have been added! Please don't mind if the list is longer or kinda odd from the other ones I made! Thanks!!)

PS;

Pico: confusion

Nene: threatens you with fangs

Darnell: sets your legs or arms on fire

Cassandra: kills you in any fucking way

Alucard: nothing

Cyclops: bark bark grrrr scratch

Hanzou: nothing

Spike: threatens you with fangs, claws or spikes

Pierre: finds your location, pours gasoline all over your roof and sets your house on fire

Otis: hugs back

Damien; Kills you in any way

Ozmose: nothing

Cyclops' unnamed cousin; threatens you with gun

Hanzou's unnamed cousin: runs away

Scott (Unnamed Neo Goth, MXPX shirt guy): screams

Mike (Unnamed Neo Goth #2, bro looks like a fucking gangster but more cringe): cries

Bill (Unnamed Neo Goth #3, skull shirt lookin bitch): runs away

Leroy: Starts screaming until you let em go

Roc: nothing

José: Nothing

Every Überkid: runs away

Penilian; stares in confusion

Reptile: nothing

Boyfriend: beep bop skidoo BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Convict: shoots you lol

Samurai Asshole; starts crying

Alphabet lore!

A: Nothing

B: Cries, forces himself out your arms, and flies away wailing

C: nom nom say bye to your arms bitch

D: laughter, he kinda thinks you're tickling him (in a NOT so fetish type way), He's really stupid

E: Hugs back

F: bites all your limbs off (if he doesn't know you at all), or nothing (if he perfectly knows you)

G: calls cab and drives away, might run you or another letter over

H: v a n i s h

I: hugs back because bean

J: starts to have a stroke because amogus

K: gets out crowbar and bonks your head several times you might die (She doesn't really hit THAT hard, I'm kidding)

LMNOP: all start crying

Q: stare

R: starts crying so loudly that some letters or you might start to run away

S: chomp

T: sinks back into the ground and rams your fucking feet with his fin until you fall over

U: gasps and runs

V: starts vibrating

W: stares at you aggressively

X: multiplies himself and you are forced to hug 2,371 versions of X

Y; screams

Z: he's a fucking planet you have to fall down and just lay there and he'll start panting

TMC!

Mark: nothing

Cesar: kill lmao

Adam: starts crying

Jonah: sleeps

Gabriel and Toonbriel: stare

Intruder: breaks all of your windows and rips your door off the hinge

Stanley: confusion

Preacher; screams right in your ear

Dave: hugs back

Thatcher; stare

Sarah; /e cri

Ruth; threatens you with clawz

Evelin: confusion

Jonny (werecat!!): Meow

Jude Murray; confusion

Lynn Murray; growl

Jimberly marshall: stare

Mervin Marshall: stare

N: stare

Noah: confusion

Joseph; stare

Michael (not the voice actor): stare

Raphael: confusion

[peepawleo]

"//OOOOO they look cool!!!"

/// my lore buddies got kinda annoyed at me /worried for kid cuz i said that "we better hope kid's story doesn't end up like Sarah Lynn's" and that "there's a chance kid will end up like Sarah lynn" lmao

If you don't know who Sarah lynn is, maybe search her up? Idk what would show up tho- :P

//I dunno who sarah lynn is but from context clues she sounds. dark.

[loplainlointhemorning]

firstly it’s a flex on her part or sth she does to be like “oh haha look how pretty I look now” to mock herself for being into emo music as a middle schooler which is horrifically lame & promotes this weird ideology of being superior bc ur not weird anymore and ur conventionally acceptable now. secondly she is clearly getting a decent sum of money from somewhere bc she’s attending college in Los Angeles but she still does “trailer trash aesthetic” videos like she doesn’t clearly have like….access to excellent schools that are on the other side of the country from where she’s from. And this is all open free information that her totally uncritical fanbase could totally just piece together if they had a brain in their heads or knew anything abt how hard it is to be a performing musician. + she can afford to use multiple producers & take her music to different places which is hilariously not “trailer park aesthetic”at all lmao and irritates me to no end. but people cannot put together that she is clearly ex-lower middle class or simply never really was and is doing this for clout. it’s like early Lana; I’m an upper middle class kid who ‘defected’ from my parents to live my dreams but most kids who were actually raised in poverty either got extremely lucky breaks or didn’t escape poverty.

on top of that, 90% of what she’s known for isn’t even music, which sucks bc she’s pretty talented lyrically and has an interesting & unique style. but it’s like. makeup videos. she got famous for cosplaying Sarah Lynn from the Bojack series. it’s grwm’s for things like photo shoots aestheticizing trailer park living while also living in fucking Los Angeles. it just gets completely under my skin bc the mhsic, even, is done in the style of that spoken word fake deep tiktok folk punk lyricism that’s so painfully popular on that app and it’s just kinda.

being a musician who gets to do any of that stuff requires money, luck, influence, supportive parents, and all this other shit. im really open abt how I’m privileged bc my parents buy my equipment for me, let me live at home and pay for college/gas. im still dependent af!! but like…there’s a diff between even that and what people will believe is how becoming a star works. it’s like backbreaking work. it’s not makeup videos and hair tutorials and getting duetted by famous content creators. it’s playing piano even when ur falling asleep and crashing between music lessons and classes and drinking more coffee than water and working urself to death to get to any city living whatsoever and practicing at least 5 days a week and just. on and on. i don’t have time to be that pretty and perfect and the fact that people believe that’s what I need to be or that that’s real is so infuriating.

such a weird q but have any of you heard of shauna dean cokeland on tiktok, i really like her music & she’s helped a lot with like, makeup looks and stuff for my y2k bimbo period but she is the epitome of what I hate abt being a musician on that app

[itskoolest]

mandela catalogue story thoughts

alright time for more rambles, im gonna explain my understanding of and best guesses about tmc, if anyone sees this who things i got anything wrong or who knows more, please tell i wanna know. so in 1981, the first reports of alternate encounters begin, and the first basic understanding is formed about alternates, with the first warnings broadcast. a couple years before this, a young mark heathcliff is made his "scary night" story, around the intruder, which may have been the first ever report or sighting of an alternate in any form/capacity. then, in (as far as i can tell) a seperate incident, in september 1992, cesar's mum was attacked by an alternate, and so cesar takes her to the hospital and asks mark to head over and turn on the cams. mark does so before leaving, but the alternate was still in the house at the time and followed him home, where it then sat outside his door for days until he y'know, unalived on 15 september 1992. After mark's prolonged absence from school, one of his teachers alerts the police with a voicemail, and thatcher heads over to investigate, and discovers mark's body on 21st september 1992. sometime after this, the situation with the murrays occurs which results in baby adam (would be 3 or 4) being abducted, lynn committing die and jude disappearing in one way or another. personally im running into a lot of what seems like conflicting information in/about this section so i cant yet clearly understand the timeline, but that's the result. somewhere along the line, an investigator attempts to check out the house but 'pussies out', however a volunteer is able to set up some in house cameras, though despite what we see in intruder alert, thatcher doesnt see any anomalies with the findings and so has to conduct an investigation with weaver. when they check the house out, the alternate created by adam whilst watching stanley on the tv is still there, and kills weaver during the investigation. thatcher then flees for the station, but the alternate follows him there, and assaults and assimilates him as we see in the end of 333, though thatcher doesnt seem to be physically injured by the encounter, only mentally. following this, thatcher goes into hiding in an attempt to escape the alternate, and because of this, we think everyone else assumes he is dead.

in 2007, mark's sister, sarah, who was only 3 at the time of mark's death, starts the bythorne paranormal club in an attempt to understand more about what happened to her brother. adam, now 19, joins the club as well, bc he freaky as fuck idk what the hell going on with that guy im ngl, but i think the abduction might have a part in why he's like this, and he might have been under the guise of even gabriel/false shepard/literal devil himself when he was missing, although that said he failed the toddler assessment review before this even happened so i dont think we have enough info yet. anyway, him and sarah conduct their first mission on 14-15 july 2007, in which adam makes shit get crazy and sarah decides "yk what, ill just do admin and look at results instead of getting them myself", and so adam hires jonah as his new partner. vol 2 then takes place in mid january of 2009, resulting in the death of jonah but not adam, who walks for miles in the cold so he can steal his dead friends car lmao. and i dont fully understand what happens with him and the guy at the end of 4 tbh, thats the one part i cant come up with a theory for. all i know is that he is absolutely the mandela prophet.

meanwhile, evelin looks through dave's tapes, and i think the reason dave always wears sunglasses is because they protect from the effects of the alternates interacting with those tapes. knowing that evelin wouldnt have looked at these tapes with shades, he is kinda forced into firing her,or at least not being around her too much, as she could theoretically summon an alternate to their location at any time with the wrong stimuli. however during this time, dave has been speaking with a friend named o'brien, who has effectively been opening dave's eyes to the potential wonders of life outside of chasing alternates, and because of this dave decides to basically retire from the alternate stuff. eventually he agrees to meet o'brien outside of the church, to intiate whatever post-alternate plan they had been working on, and so he phones thatcher on short notice and just tells him that he's leaving. imo this is going to be a big fucking problem for thatcher, as he doesn't know nearly as much as dave did about alternates and might struggle to go alone, with potentially only evelin to work with. oh and also there is now an all powerful being after him. either way, dave goes to meet o'brien outside the church, however to his absolute fucking horror, o'brien was actually gabriel all along, posing as a friend to deter him from learning too much about the alternates, and most importantly luring him right into gabriel's trap - despite his wealth of knowledge and experience with alternates, he still managed to follow the shepard. ok i definitely missed some detail stuff but i think this gets the majority of the important plot points, even if theyre probably all horribly wrong lmao. if anyone wants to correct me on stuff or tell me things i might not know, go ahead!

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I think there should be a smile rancher au for TMC with no horror or anything it's just the cast being farmers n they each raise a different kinda slime or something idk I'm watching a playthrough of the game rn and in like wrow <3

(i switched to my puter lol i was getting. real life pissed at my phone JKGADFHGDJ)

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT A SLIME RANCHER AU FOR THE LONGEST FUCKIN TIME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!! AUSFGSDFSDFGJSHDF WE R LIKE 🤝

i agree wholeheartedly that there shouldn't be any horror, they should just get to be goofy and have fun <333333

it would probably be more of a "what if the characters were in the universe" au rather than a "the characters replace other characters" au i think...... both mark + cesar and adam + jonah get sent to work at opposing ranches for the 7zee corporation and they like. make it kind of a contest between the two pairs to see who can become the best ranchers because it just means more funds for them LOL. obviously botjh pairs step up to the challenge so they have a bit of a. rivalry of some sort heehee <33333

ok ik i lterally just said it's not a characters replace characters au BUTTTTTT i think sarah and eve take a sort of casey-like role in this au for mark/cesar and adam/jonah respectively (without the romantic implications obviously because. Ew). they send letters back and forth cuz while they're happy on earth and they miss their buddies they're so happy they're pursuing their passions in slime ranching yk <333333

...might have to take back what i said about not being a characters replace characters au because like . ough what if ruth takes a mochi-like role and. uh. dave could honestly be either odgen or viktor tbh he fits odgen's vibes more but it'd be kinda blasphemous to not make him The Tech-Obsessed One so. idk. and then thatcher's whichever one dave isn't <3 also bOb is a tulpa because i said so damnit

dunno who thora and hobson'd be though............ they could honestly be anyone i could make them alternates for all i care but. idk. i could make them lynn and jude but then they'd have a stronger connection to adam compared to mark, cesar, and jonah so. eh! do with that what you will

anyways back to the whole competition thing. mark and cesar'd initially be more successful because they're not Completely Incompetent and can actually figure out what they're doing. as opposed to adam and jonah, who can't stop goofing around long enough to figure out how to grow a patch of carrots. however, when they do figure it out, they start quickly overtaking mark and cesar because they're not afraid of absolutely everything. like they'll actually venture out into some of the more dangerous areas of the far far range, like the area full of hunter largos in the moss blanket or the ash volcano and such, whereas mark and cesar are extremely hesitant cuz they're scared of getting their asses bitten LMAO

and then they become evenly matched again cuz adam and jonah are faced with the difficult truth that it is, in fact, fuckin hard to manage a ranch full of harmful slimes, especially since they have yet to figure out how all the parts of the ranch work and insist on diving head-first into their corrals to collect their slimes' plorts instead of just buying plort collectors like normal people. they're still dumbasses who have no idea what they're doing and are just saying fuck it we ball to everything LMAOOOO (also they 100000000% lost their entire ranch of slimes to a tarr outbreak i know it to be true. probably when they were trying to figure out how tangle slimes work and didn't know they could grab dropped plorts from far away using their vines LOL). mark and cesar aren't perfect obviously but since they tend to take everything slowly and take a lot of precautions and such they pick up mistakes like that before it causes any issues. but they also had a tarr outbreak and lost half their slimes sorry it's the way i am JDFSDFGJSHD

OHHHHHHH ALSO i think both pairs kinda split up their skills a lot to get more done, so mark/adam go out to collect slimes n stuff while cesar/jonah stay back more often to grow crops and raise chickens and such n such. you're doing great sweeties HEJHASGJHD. and then later on cesar is a lot more knowledgable about slime science and how to properly utilize it, mark knows the far far range like the back of his hand and can find pretty much anything you're looking for if you ask (making him a prime gilded ginger hunter), adam can handle any kind of slime and knows how to deal with them/organize them on the ranch, and jonah is really fucking good at the sub areas thatcher/ruth/dave have set up, especially the slimeulation with the glitch slimes (which are his favorite kind of slimes next to tangle slimes don't fight me i'm right)

and they basically end in a tie but what's important is that 7zee made a shit ton of money off of both pairs so everyone wins /JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

[siover]

so if Kendall is Bojack (or maybe he's Sarah Lynn) and Shiv is Beatrice (wanted a life of her own but got dragged back in), then who is Roman?

Omg Kendall being Sarah Lynn...your mind. (Never really saw him as Bojack anyway he doesn't have that self awareness but he does have unwilling perception that was more or less forced upon him by authority figures doing their job terribly. But now I'm getting sidetracked lmao I could talk about Sarah Lynn for DAYS) I feel like Roman's a unique case bc he wants love and validation so badly but can't really process it as a concept outside his own family? It really brings to mind the speech from butterscotch horseman that Bojack dreams up in the view from halfway down episode. I don't know if I could call any main character Roman bc his brand of reality has been warped by him until people around him don't take him seriously anymore but i feel like the closest to finding a character with a similar narrative dilemma is the weird Secretariat/Butterscotch Horseman combination father figure in The View From Halfway Down. None of what (and who) Secretariat showed to the world was real, but in a way the performance of running was the only real thing in his life? And I can't help but think about the ambiguity of Roman's trauma and how that connects to the fact that we know nearly nothing about Butterscotch Horseman's past. Sometimes people just suck for no reason, sure. But with butterscotch it feels purposeful, like the ghosts of his trauma are enough to inflict damage upon others in the way they come out, in the way he's deceptively charming at first and then terribly prideful and distant. Not to mention the way Butterscotch wasn't even his own person at the table in The View From Halfway down--parts of him were meshed with parts of Secretariat, which ties into the whole idea of Roman not having a fixed identity outside his father, outside the performance. Also Butterscotch Horseman was whiny. When Keiran Culkin said Roman was the kinda guy who would complain all day about having a stomachache--he'd go around telling everyone it hurts because it's a relatively easy thing to grumble about that technically creates a source to garner sympathy. Yeah.

[attina-the-responsible]

Attina Monroe Triton - Character Sheet

all these couples are kissing / and i can't stand the heat / i lost my shoes and left the party / i wander in the street

i put my feet into the fountain / the statues' all asleep / no use wishing on the water / it grants you no relief...

Archetype — The Caregiver Birthday — June 22, 1991 Zodiac Sign — Cancer MBTI — ENFJ Enneagram — 2, the Helper Temperament — Melancholic Hogwarts House — Hufflepuff (burned) Moral Alignment — Neutral Good Primary Vice — Envy/Lust Primary Virtue — Charity Element — Water   

Overview:

Mother — Athena Triton (nee Oceana) (deceased) Father — Jeffery Triton Mother’s Occupation — Homemaker Father’s Occupation — CEO of Triton Industries (they fund coral reef preservation and ocean clean up) Family Finances — Wealthy (from shipwrecked goods) Birth Order — Oldest Brothers —  None Sisters — Andrina (Anna Kendrick FC, Birthday: February 7, 1992), Adella (Tara Lynn FC, Birthday: March 14, 1993), Arista (Lily James FC, Birthday: March 22, 1994), Aquata (Brianne Hildebrand FC, Birthday: September 20, 1995), Alana (Grace Phipps FC, Birthday: September 23, 1997), Ariel (Sophia Lillis FC, Birthday: December 4, 2002) Other Close Family — Melody (cousin, Lily Collins FC, September 2, 1994), see family tree here. Best Friend — Nala Calame Other Friends — I’m sure she has them. Her sisters. Enemies — Guys that have broken her heart or fucked w her sisters. Pets — None. Home Life During Childhood — Happy, though, had to keep being a mermaid a secret and that was rough. Town or City Name(s) — The Ocean, Boscombe Reef. Swynlake, England. What Did His or Her Bedroom Look Like — Shared with Andrina. Was constantly picking up after her. Had bright colors--yellows and oranges and reds. Any Sports or Clubs — Band/Orchestra. (Harpist/keyboard.) Favorite Toy or Game — She totally has a little blanket that she’s had ever since she was a baby and it’s all ragged but she lowkey keeps it in her purse. Schooling — Swynlake Secondary. Favorite Subject — Biology! Popular or Loner — Popular Important Experiences or Events — First time a guy broke her heart (16? Same year mom died.) Health Problems — OCD Culture — Mermaid culture. Religion and beliefs — Uhhh?? They believe in the ocean???

Physical Appearance:

Face Claim —  Sarah Drew Complexion — Pale Hair Colour — Red Eye Colour — Green Height — 5’4 Build — Petite Tattoos — a whale tail on her finger. Piercings — ear piercings Common Hairstyle — lots of various styles, attina loves to mess with her hair Clothing Style — brightly colored, trendy Mannerisms — talks with her hands, laughs awkwardly a lot Usual Expression —

Health:

Overall (do they get sick easily)? — Not really. Physical Ailments — None. Neurological Conditions — Anxiety, Depression, OCD. Allergies —  Seasonal Grooming Habits — Attina does it all--face masks, pedicures, bubble baths. She loves it all! Sleeping Habits — A pretty good sleeper, but a light sleeper. Eating Habits — Can skip meals when stressed. Probably eats more sweets than she should. Exercise Habits —  Does yoga sometimes. Emotional Stability — 5 out of 10. Tina has a lot of anxiety and her OCD can make her really hard to function sometimes, she is quick to panic and quick to anger and quick to tears. Sociability — So. Friendly. Too friendly. Body Temperature — Runs a little cold to the touch, but isn’t actually cold Addictions — none Drug Use — recreational Alcohol Use — all the time.

Your Character’s Character:

Bad Habits — she’s ocd so there is a plethora to choose from Good Habits — always diligent lmao she locks doors like 15 times Best Characteristic — so caring, so sweet Worst Characteristic — sooooo nosy and lowkey desperate Worst Memory — learning that her mother had died Best Memory — each time her sisters were born. Also her first kiss (even if the guy was a dick) Proud of — her degree and her sisters Embarrassed by — pfft everything?? She gets so easily flustered, mostly bc she overshares Driving Style — Doesn’t drive. Strong Points — fiercely loyal and fiercely kind Temperament — bubbly but self-deprecating Attitude — optimist but also a pessimist about her own life Weakness — uhhh so many things? Her desperateness for love she could be easily used if someone tells her they love her Fears — unlovable; something happening to her sisters Phobias — well--OCD is kind of a phobia of disorder Secrets — she’s a mermaid, lol. Also, she got a job at the great barrier reef she turned down Regrets — turning down the job offer (but not really, she’d do it again) Feels Vulnerable When — she likes someone; when her sisters tease her about being overbearing Pet Peeves — when her sisters DONT LISTEN TO HER; messy people (aka all her sisters) Conflicts — wants to live her own life but feels a duty to her fam Motivation — her fam Short Term Goals and Hopes — keep everyone safe Long Term Goals and Hopes — get married. Have a family. (have a job she likes) **disclaimer: she’s given up on all of these Sexuality — Straight Exercise Routine  — she goes when andrina drags her, otherwise she swims and walks a lot. Day or Night Person — Day. Introvert or Extrovert — Extrovert. Optimist or Pessimist — Optimist.

Likes and Styles:

Music — she likes lots of pop; megan trainor lana del ray katy perry. Basic bitches. Also movie soundtracks Books — anything romantic. Literally. Anything. She reads those 10 cent novels you buy at the grocery store that literally no one reads Magazines — vogue def. Probably whatever the british equivalent of People is (the Sun??) Foods — she’s a pescatarian. She lovesss fresh fish. But also fruits and veggies. Lovesss smoothies. Drinks — Smoothies. Also drinks lots of water or she’ll start looking like she’s dying Animals — starfish are her fave but she loves all sea critters. Especially coral reef dwellers bc she’s actually spoken with them Sports — uhhh does marching band count? Social Issues — magicks rights/a kinda skewed feminism/she’s p socially aware Favorite Saying — a boat is safe at shore, but that’s not what it was built for. Color — orange! Like her tail! Clothing — she dresses kinda like vintage but cute Jewelry — she wears like pearl earrings every day as a staple and different necklaces. Her mother’s stuff on special occasions. Games — uhh?? None rly. Tho im sure she’d loves those like shoot ‘em up games idk Halo? skyrim? Websites — tumblr def. Facebook def. Insta DEF TV Shows — god she loves trash reality. Movies — likes gore. Likes romance. Loves when ppl die. Greatest Want — to keep her family safe Greatest Need — to take charge of her destiny

Where and How Does Your Character Live Now:

Home — She lives in Castle Suites, in a three bedroom apartment with her sister Andrina. (The third bedroom has two sets of bunkbeds and probably a futon in it so hypothetically all the sisters could stay the night.) Household furnishings — Pretty modern and always, always organized and clean. Her house always looks like it is getting ready for a photoshoot, though she has to get on Andrina for putting things away. Favorite Possession — Anything that was her mother’s, or that her mother gave her. Most Cherished Possession — A handwritten letter from her mother that Athena gave her the day her tail “popped” Married Before — Nope. Significant Other Before — Jason Madison (only serious boyfriend, they dated for nine months when she was 15-16). Children — Nope. Relationship with Family — She’s very close to all her sisters and keeps in touch with the cousins (on land) the best that she can. She’s the Perfect Daughter. Car — N/a. Career — Clerk at Whosits and Whatsits Dream Career — She wants to preserve the coral reefs in the world. Dream Life — Travel the world, but then, settle down and have a family. (Preferably have a partner during her worldly travels) Love Life — She dates around. She says “non-existent” Hobbies — Trashy reality television. Hanging out with her sisters. Knitting (bc she’s an old lady.) Watching documentaries. Hanging out in nature. Guilty Pleasure — Chocolate. Attina is always trying the newest diet craze, but when she sad chocolate is her go to. Sports or Clubs — She was in the chess club as a secondary student. She was also the favorite for student body president but she didn’t run during her upper sixth years. Talents or Skills — Attina is a talented piano player, harpist, and singer, though she hasn’t practiced any of these in quite a while. Intelligence Level — Attina is very bright, but she definitely dumbs herself down for boys. Smh. Finances — Her family is rich, but she makes a pretty meager salary at the shoppe.