#tmc slime rancher au

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oh heavens the cesars are plentiful

[dexalyys]

all things considered i still actually have tmc aus that i want to create drafts for …… psf may be its own thing now but ill be damned if im not still autistic about tmc ^_^

like i don’t know how much i’ve talked about my slime rancher au but it is like Always on my mind ok . ok,? my favourite concept is just that cesar got in an accident years prior and had to like, fuse with a tarr slime to keep himself alive. and now he’s allergic to water. that’s so crazy and i need to figure out how to replicate the slime rancher art style so i can draft up some designs

[vermillion-merlot]

OH MY GOD GUYS I’m gonna combine my hyperfixations again

TMC slime rancher AU called Slime Ranchin’ AU

Basically the main four victims (+ Dave and Thatcher) take the roles of the silly little rancher guys in the game! Yayy!! They research the Far, Far Range and the slimes together even though they don’t get along half the time 💔

Mark and Dave are always gone for days-months most of the time cause they’re in the Glass Desert or The Wilds together on some Uncle Nephew adventures 👍

Adam hates everyone besides Jonah (who is his qpp cause fuck twt) and even though he says he hates Jonah (who doesn’t take offense to it) he knows he cares.

Cesar and Thatcher are the mom figures making sure no one spawns in a Tarr or gets eated by a feral slime 💀

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h OW d o the Victims Squad feel abt dervish slimes ....... or puddles slimes??? h as there ever been an incident TM with hunter slime s

- my god i feel like adam would be the kinda guy to throw a bunch of random shit into a pile of dervish slimes and watch all of it fly around. he lives for the chaos and actively harms both his and jonah's progress at every opportunity but it's okay cuz they're having dumb fun. so yeah adam and kinda jonah dervish slime fan REAL!! (mark and esp cesar wouldn't like them as much because. messy. LMAO)

- MARK LOVES PUDDLE SLIMES THEY'RE HIS ABSOLUTE FAVORITE KINDA SLIMES he likes to think he connects with them on a spiritual level and whenever he's stressed he likes to chill with groups of them :] he even has like. full on deep philosophical conversations with them sometimes and cesar thinks it's kinda silly but they won't judge (he talks to slimes all the time). a & j wouldn't be big fans though n i feel like the puddle slimes themselves don't rlly like them either (they always put too many in one pond and get confused why they don't produce any plorts)

- oh absolutely. i think both pairs get caught off guard the first time they try to make hunter largos with like. plorts from range exchanges and end up getting injured rip bozos <33 the difference is that mark and cesar learn early on that you can use food to pacify feral slimes (because they actually. yk. pay attention to the tutorials) so they can recover pretty quickly, whereas adam and jonah try to keep them in corrals while they're still feral LOL. they only find out completely on accident by overshooting a chicken into a hunter largo corral and then they blame each other for not finding out sooner they're both idiots your honor <3333

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nlkJVHKJS TRY TWO THIS TIME SENDING TO THE CORRECT PERSO N i,, would like to know abt slime rancher ces a r 😭

DW ABOUT IT LMAO i have a general of dump for my tmc slime rancher au that i'll reblog after this BUT LONG STORY SHORT

- cesar works as a slime rancher for 7zee corp on the far far range (where the first game takes place)

- he works on the same ranch that beatrix works on in canon but they also share ownership with mark!!!!!!!!!

- the two of them compete with adam and jonah, who work at the conservatory on rainbow island (where the second game takes place), to see which pair can earn the most amount of money as slime ranchers

- cesar handles a lot of the slime science related stuff on the ranch because mark can't figure that shit out 👍 goals

- they also manage crops and storage and he's generally much more organized than mark is. and this goes without saying but they're much more organized than adam and jonah are too LOL

- eventually after all the competition shit is over mark n cesar move to rainbow island with adam n jonah and the four of them manage the conservatory together

- before he n mark relocated cesar's favorite slimes were pink slimes and he 'owns' a pink slime with a clip on bowtie named cesar jr <3

- after they relocate he quickly falls in love with flutter slimes too. it's not uncommon to see whole brigades of flutter and pink and other kinds of slimes trailing after them because he's a sucker and can't help feeding any wild slime he comes across

- he loves slimes so so so much in general to the point where he just fucking. regularly walks up to tars and tries to pet them (spoilers: it never works. mark berates them every time they try it HJEHAKEJAKEJF)

- cesar's also the one who remembers to write back to sarah more often than not. sarah couldn't come with him and mark to the far far range so she stays back on earth and cesar misses her a lot :( mark does too but he gets distracted and forgets to write a lot so cesar kinda holds him accountable n such

- feel free to drop any ideas for him i'd love to hear them so so much I LOVE THIS AU AGGGGGGG

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Carnage!Adam pretends to be into the big big man manly violent gun games (which he does play, but rarely) and instead most of his xbox hours are spent on slime rancher because he's fixated on the silly guys.. He even has the secret styles DLC and everything (his favorite slime is the secret style rad slime)

And Jonah will watch him play most of the time, he's the only one who knows Adam plays the silly game 👍 (his favorite slime is the crystal slime)

If Adam falls asleep while playing it, Jonah will check on him and make sure they’re okay, then will steal the controller and continue playing. Jonah has his own save file on the game so that he doesn't fuck up Adam's progress.

[down-thedrain]

I think there should be a smile rancher au for TMC with no horror or anything it's just the cast being farmers n they each raise a different kinda slime or something idk I'm watching a playthrough of the game rn and in like wrow <3

(i switched to my puter lol i was getting. real life pissed at my phone JKGADFHGDJ)

I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT A SLIME RANCHER AU FOR THE LONGEST FUCKIN TIME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!! AUSFGSDFSDFGJSHDF WE R LIKE 🤝

i agree wholeheartedly that there shouldn't be any horror, they should just get to be goofy and have fun <333333

it would probably be more of a "what if the characters were in the universe" au rather than a "the characters replace other characters" au i think...... both mark + cesar and adam + jonah get sent to work at opposing ranches for the 7zee corporation and they like. make it kind of a contest between the two pairs to see who can become the best ranchers because it just means more funds for them LOL. obviously botjh pairs step up to the challenge so they have a bit of a. rivalry of some sort heehee <33333

ok ik i lterally just said it's not a characters replace characters au BUTTTTTT i think sarah and eve take a sort of casey-like role in this au for mark/cesar and adam/jonah respectively (without the romantic implications obviously because. Ew). they send letters back and forth cuz while they're happy on earth and they miss their buddies they're so happy they're pursuing their passions in slime ranching yk <333333

...might have to take back what i said about not being a characters replace characters au because like . ough what if ruth takes a mochi-like role and. uh. dave could honestly be either odgen or viktor tbh he fits odgen's vibes more but it'd be kinda blasphemous to not make him The Tech-Obsessed One so. idk. and then thatcher's whichever one dave isn't <3 also bOb is a tulpa because i said so damnit

dunno who thora and hobson'd be though............ they could honestly be anyone i could make them alternates for all i care but. idk. i could make them lynn and jude but then they'd have a stronger connection to adam compared to mark, cesar, and jonah so. eh! do with that what you will

anyways back to the whole competition thing. mark and cesar'd initially be more successful because they're not Completely Incompetent and can actually figure out what they're doing. as opposed to adam and jonah, who can't stop goofing around long enough to figure out how to grow a patch of carrots. however, when they do figure it out, they start quickly overtaking mark and cesar because they're not afraid of absolutely everything. like they'll actually venture out into some of the more dangerous areas of the far far range, like the area full of hunter largos in the moss blanket or the ash volcano and such, whereas mark and cesar are extremely hesitant cuz they're scared of getting their asses bitten LMAO

and then they become evenly matched again cuz adam and jonah are faced with the difficult truth that it is, in fact, fuckin hard to manage a ranch full of harmful slimes, especially since they have yet to figure out how all the parts of the ranch work and insist on diving head-first into their corrals to collect their slimes' plorts instead of just buying plort collectors like normal people. they're still dumbasses who have no idea what they're doing and are just saying fuck it we ball to everything LMAOOOO (also they 100000000% lost their entire ranch of slimes to a tarr outbreak i know it to be true. probably when they were trying to figure out how tangle slimes work and didn't know they could grab dropped plorts from far away using their vines LOL). mark and cesar aren't perfect obviously but since they tend to take everything slowly and take a lot of precautions and such they pick up mistakes like that before it causes any issues. but they also had a tarr outbreak and lost half their slimes sorry it's the way i am JDFSDFGJSHD

OHHHHHHH ALSO i think both pairs kinda split up their skills a lot to get more done, so mark/adam go out to collect slimes n stuff while cesar/jonah stay back more often to grow crops and raise chickens and such n such. you're doing great sweeties HEJHASGJHD. and then later on cesar is a lot more knowledgable about slime science and how to properly utilize it, mark knows the far far range like the back of his hand and can find pretty much anything you're looking for if you ask (making him a prime gilded ginger hunter), adam can handle any kind of slime and knows how to deal with them/organize them on the ranch, and jonah is really fucking good at the sub areas thatcher/ruth/dave have set up, especially the slimeulation with the glitch slimes (which are his favorite kind of slimes next to tangle slimes don't fight me i'm right)

and they basically end in a tie but what's important is that 7zee made a shit ton of money off of both pairs so everyone wins /JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

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you guys have made the worst mistake of your lives because now i have a way so comprehensively infodump about slime rancher in a way people will actually care about. i'm literally never gonna talk about anything ever again

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IM A FOOL Adams favorites are Hunter slimes for sure I'm a fool a clown

OH MY GOD I'M A FOOL FOR FORGETTING HUNTER SLIMES EXIST. I LITERALLY MENTIONED THEM IN MY POST HELP ME

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my only knowledge of slime rancher comes from rtgame capitalism slime breaking bad streams. but this au sounds awesome. i think dave would love the cat slimes

sorry idk anything about rtgame the WHAT ?

anyways yeas so true so true. he also likes uh. HONEY SLIMES because he thinks they're goofy <3

thatcher likes rad slimes because he's certified battery acid man but he also likes phosphor slimes cuz he's basically semi-nocturnal at this point and they keep him company :3

and ruth definitely has an affinity for quicksilver slimes cuz of how much she works with them but she's also a fan of crystal slimes cuz they're pretty and also I Said So

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sorry i disappeared earlier today and didn’t say a word do you guys still think i’m hot

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oh my god should i make a slime rancher x tmc au