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[henrysdunne]

“TURN OFF THE RADIO, LAST CHRISTMAS IS PLAYING!”

All he wanted was a reprieve from all things Christmas. She had them watching every holiday themed movie, listening to every Christmas tune, and now she’d somehow managed to find the yule log television channel that was playing Christmas music around the clock. He felt like their Christmas Eve would be better spent fucking, eating, drinking, and fucking some more. And maybe showering in between, which also meant fucking if they were both going in at the same time. Now he was stuck, laying in bed half naked, and eating some Santa and reindeer shaped cookies the hotel had left for them as a gift for staying with the ‘best hotel in Sterling.’ 

“Flo, pick one!” he said through a mouth full of cookie. “Either we listen to the radio or the television. I don’t want George Michael in one ear and Michael Bublé in another.”“This is not Michael Bublé it’s Jason Mraz.” she corrected him.“Oh, excuse me. Fuckin’ stone me in the town square.”“Why are you suddenly in such a bad mood?”“I’m not in a bad mood I just… Flora, I’ve heard about ten different versions of winter wonderland in the last hour. And, I think we could be doing something better with our time.”“Like what?”“You know… that thing we do that requires repetitive motion and builds to a climax.”“Henry!” she tossed one of the throw pillows at her face. “We’ve had sex twice since we got up. We’re gonna end up spending Christmas in the ER because your dick is swollen.”“At least, I’ll have a story to tell my friends. So much ass it sent me to the hospital.”

She didn’t seem to amused at that thought and began to slide herself off the bed. He knew she wanted to do more than just lay in the room and screw Christmas away. She’d made mention of going down into the market to try and find a small tree for the room. He supposed he could spare a few hours without wanting to hump her leg, but he wasn’t going to not complain the entire time. He watched as she moved around the room collecting her clothes and started in on another cookie. One he was supposed to be sharing but had eaten most of them.

“What about one for the road? We could sneak one in real quick.”“Henry, it’s never just real quick. It’s an entire ordeal.”“Well, most women would be glad I didn’t last two seconds but if that’s what you want…”“What I want is to get out before all the trees are gone.”“Not even a blow job? Or a hand job? Something to hold me off until we get back? I mean, you can just stand there and bend over and I’ll beat one out no problem.”