#llamanorthwest

[myquestformeestaceesm]

My sister, Penelope.

[bxttenbound-archive]

@llamanorthwest​

Finding other vampires was not an easy task, nor was it a fun one seeing as many that Missi had come across were quite territorial of their home. Though she meant no ill will to the people of where she explored, Missi certainly could see how one vampires intruding upon another’s own stock could be seen as argumentative at best. Which is what brought her to this place, an old family of vampires she had heard whispers of among the rest and relatively close to her own home as well. Relatively speaking of course.

Stalking around the night, she wondered just where one of her kind would go at a time like this. Strangely the town felt so . . . alive. Unlike so many other towns which housed prey there was an uncanny amount of magic in the air. It was what attracted Missi to this spot in particular. Somewhere in the middle of town with the moon hanging high above her in the night sky.

Waiting, waiting for something to happen. Surely a place overflowing with such magic would have life in the night, but it was oddly still.

[empatheticxangel-archive]

@llamanorthwest​ said:

lia and paz for if they had a kid meme?:>

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child. || ACCEPTING

Dances in Angels, regardless of sex can have biological kids with others regardless of sex.

Name: Mirielle Incern-Northwest

Gender: Female 

General Appearance:

In Angel Form, she looks similar to Lia having a pale bluish-purple skin tone with purple freckle-like markings, silver hair with teal/blue and purple highlights and gold eyes. Unlike Lia she only has 2 arms in this form but she still has the same number of fingers as Lia. (4 on each hand). Her wings will have multicolor feathers and she will also have a set of tail-feathers like her Angel parent. 

In Human Form, she shares a lot more features with Pacifica. Like both of her parents she will have pale blonde fluffy hair. She has a lightly tan skin tone, no freckles and distinctly has Pacifica’s nose. Her eyes are a light icy blue and she appears to be rather dainty in stature.  

Personality: She’s a smart and bright kid and has a natural curiosity and desire to learn. She’s a little naïve believing there is good in everyone and occasionally can be a little mischievous because who wouldn’t be if your parents are rich and one of them is a government official. 

Special Talents: As she gets older she is shown to be a very exceptional dancer. While she isn’t a direct empath like Lia though, she finds it easy to connect to others and empathize with them and her powers are tied to her emotions as well. 

Who they like better: Pacifica. She looks up to her a lot.

Who they take after more: Lia

Personal Head canon:  The ability to trick Lia into giving in to what she wants a good 80% of the time, how does she does this? Who knows. She knows one mom is kinda gullible as long as she doesn’t directly lie. 

Face Claim: I have no clue I’m bad at this but I guess cause I don’t know any faceclaims with the correct skintone I’ll go with Kaori Miyazono from Your lie in April.

BUT HEY IF YOU WANT ME TO DRAW HER, HIT ME UP ON DISCORD I WILL

[royalreef]

@llamanorthwest​ || Unprompted closed starter.

                  The guest, as she was, smelled of saltwater.

      It was not an unwelcome smell. Not overpowering nor overwhelming - a light scent, smelled alongside fine perfume, like someone might carry if they had lived their entire life by the sea. Like the oceanside air was so familiar with her and she had lived within it for so long, that it now refused to leave, even with the finer tones that failed to mask it in hints of strawberry and fruit. It made sense at first glance. Though she was slight, obviously not active nor athletic, her skin was tanned in a way that seemingly acted as proof for such a sunkissed life. Hands, though prim and proper as she folded them atop her lap, were all too easy to imagine as sailor’s hands in another life.

      When this meeting was arranged for, it had been made clear that this guest was a royal ( of which country, it was not said, though implication spoke of weight and power ), and looking upon her now, dripping in gold, jewels sitting heavily on her chest from a necklace that looked like a piece of armor to itself and bracelets up her arms, crown sat so proudly upon her vivid red hair --- it clearly wasn’t a lie. Nor was that smile a lie, the half genuinely pleased and calming grin and the half predatory gaze that showed just a little too much of her teeth to be comfortable.

      Her perfectly human, flat, white and straight teeth, just a hint sharper than one might expect. She, as she sat, so prim and proper, was entirely human. Perfectly, and plainly so.

                           Even with something ever so gently..... off, about her.

      “Greetings. You’ll be pleased to know that the trip here was not too disagreeable - typically I do not visit so far from home.” Her accent was... strange. Light, as she was trying to suppress it, but there was definitely one there. A gentle, luting play on her words, like they were half sung, twisting her vowels up into notes of a tune that wasn’t quite being made.

       Up she stood from her seat. She was not a tall person whatsoever, not even five feet in height - yet with the force she kept her spine straight with, that burning blue gaze that locked into her host’s eyes with an intensity... she was a royal. Even when she was not properly tall, she was made to feel of all the weight of authority and power. A smile that felt like a challenge and a command to let one’s guard down at the same time. Danger and beauty both, as she smoothed out her flowing blue dress and tipped her head in respectful greeting.

      “I am Crown Princess Miranda Vanderbilt, of Lemuria. I am sure you have already been informed - but I arranged for such a meeting as an introduction. My people are quite interested in what you can offer us, Ms. Northwest, and I am here to make the first moves in seeing if such an agreement would be beneficial to us both.”

      It was not a kingdom that would be found in any history books nor atlas - but, for Miranda’s purposes, that was exactly what she wanted.

[pinetrce]

@llamanorthwest:  That would be helpful- how much do you think you and Gideon have? I can always compensate you two.

A lot, probably. It seems like there’s always some on hand. I don’t know if he needs it for anything any time soon, I’ll ask him how much he can spare and let you know.

[ahtohallanfound]

@llamanorthwest​ - from [X]

“Well, that’s....good. I suppose.”

Elsa hadn’t really thought much about whether or not she would be safe in Gravity Falls. Her one and only goal in coming to such a small, hidden little town had been to keep other people safe from her. And so far, she had been more or less successful. The only one that knew her secret was Pacifica.

“I’m more worried about---well, I mean....” she hesitated, wringing her gloved hands. “I can’t....always control my magic...”

[brinebornbitch]

Such an apathetic answer took even someone as old as Thetis by surprise. She's been acquainted with her fair share of humans that wiggled their way into the afterlife, but they were usually accompanied by someone... or at the very least, they WOULD eventually be.

Oh, don't tell her she would need to HUMAN-SIT this trespasser until that someone rolled around to either kick her back to the mortal world, or decide her fate by slicing out her soul and boxing it into one of the two realms. Gross. She was supposed to slack off today.

" O....kaaaaayyy.... but you CAN'T be here. How did you even end up here with your mortal flesh unscathed?! I'm SORRY, but I need to report this—" she said the last part while picking up the phone. This will mean PAPERWORK.

FUCK!

@llamanorthwest

[curioosity]

llamanorthwest replied to your post ““Please tell me there’s someone smaller than I am.””

hmmm. ants maybe? they must be the size of a small dog to you now. maybe a hamster.

“Holy shit, can I finally be... Ant Man?”

[hecatescion]

@llamanorthwest​ said: ❝ These potions get you reeeeeal fucked up. ❞

The Adventure Zone

“What the fuck did you take?!” 

Clyde proceeds to snatch the bottle out of her hand and starts to frantically read the label. 

[pinkxpistol]

@llamanorthwest​ said: "You don't look so good."

An endless song

“That’s what happens when you spend all night hunting monsters, deary...” 

Allison yawns, before meeting the other girl in the eyes. She’s usually not one to pull allnighters, but those damn shape-shifters were too close to town for her liking. Her arms reach for the skies before she places her hands on her back and stretches it out. 

“I’ll be fine. A cigarette, some coffee, and a few bandages later and I’ll be right as rain.”

Thank god she didn’t have to go into the bar today...

[everxwatchingxeye]

"Look, I don't know why it's targeting you but clearly you got something to do with it. You don't have to tell me the details but I do need your help."

▲ “Maybe they just want to kill the most attractive person here, how should I know!?” Cultists, damned fucking cultists- not his own, of course, those were a blessing and were beautiful beyond recognition. No these were from a fellow Elder, the scorch marks that adorned their skin like crawling, living tattoos suggested maybe Cthuga. The flaming eye was probably laughing itself into the void with amusement at its cultists trying to murder a trapped Old One by mistake. 

“We need to leave though. I don’t suppose you have a gun on you, do you?”

[bxttenbound-archive]

@llamanorthwest​ -  "Gravity Falls Public Library, midnight on the full moon. Usually popular with the werewolves. This month's book is HP Lovecraft and dissecting how off base his cryptids are."

“ Really?! “ Missi looked very happy, her eye lighting up in surprise to hear there was indeed a supernatural book club. Also she loved the idea of meeting actual werewolves as well seeing as she never had been able to meet one yet and she wanted to know all about them. Hopefully they wouldn’t find it rude for her to join and Missi only hoped that the whole vampire vs werewolf thing was a made up story from humans.

[empatheticxangel-archive]

@llamanorthwest​ has liked for a starter

“You’re late.”

Lia spoke from the tree branch she had perched herself on. She didn’t even bother to glide down with those dark wings of hers. No, she simply teleported behind the blonde with a smile on her face, taking a moment to look Pacifica over. 

“Enjoy your time with that wild brunette girl? You seem to like her a lot.” 

[royalreef]

@llamanorthwest​ Valentine’s Application - Accepting

Name: Pacifica Northwest Age: 23 Do you like to cuddle?: Absolutely not. Can we make-out?: ………sure. A night in or dinner out?: Dinner out. I have a private jet and a restaurant I particularly enjoy in France. Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: Chocolate covered strawberries are typically lower in calories. What makes you a good Valentine?: I’m rich and hot? Would you cook for me?: I am banned from the kitchen after setting the cereal on fire by accident for the third time. The more romantic gesture here is for me to spare you the food poisoning and never cook for you. Would you let me cook for you?: Sure, literally anything is better than my cooking. Literally. Anything. (im sending this in as a joke btw jfkdjf)

      “ .... Quite lucky for us both, that all of my food is eaten by my eating serfs anyhow! No need to bother with things such as food poisoning! The same goes for having my cooking and chef serfs prepare you food in my wake.”

       “How unfortunate then, that not only am I constantly surrounded by the rich and hot, but am rich and hot myself! A very poor argument to make, to allow yourself to stand out over the crowd of my suitors. Next!”

> DECLINED

[pinetrce]

Dipper, do you think you still have those truth telling dentures somewhere? Or like, a version of it that works for people who still have teeth?

I haven’t seen those teeth in years, and I’ve never seen ones that fit people who still have their teeth. Something like that might exist, and if it does you can probably find it in The Crawlspace. 

But if you want to save time and effort, you know we’ve always got truth potions on hand. I don’t see any reason why Gideon wouldn’t just give you one if you need it.

[hatofmischief]

Have you ever like, been around for one of the town's summerween celebrations? Your whole... /thing/ probably would fit in for it.

I may have visited this town a few years ago to observe the holiday. I’ve always favored festivals that lean into the mystic and occultic. What’s another holiday to add to the calendar? The more the merrier.

And you can say “goth”, darling, it isn’t a dirty word.