#liverpool vs. newcastle

[live-laugh-loverpool]

Milner fouling Anthony Gordon in the matchafter Gordon got Trentski sent off is just perfect

[gomezgal]

[millythegoat]

My sleep deprived ass missed the entire half of the game and shocked to see the state of the team with one nil down and a red card for Virg

[63lvr]

just end it already

[liverbirdy]

[koalemosz]

LIVERPOOL YOU ARE THE BEST CLUB IN YHE WORLDDDDDD

[joe-zone]

To anon worried about Joe missing training yesterday - don’t worry, looks like he’s all good! 😊

[livinginpool]

DARWIZZY GOAL

[georgia-stanway]

This game is so fun

[sportbarcelona]

ODEGAARD EXPRESSES FRUSTRATION OVER LIVERPOOL DRAW

[effervescentdragon]

F1 drivers as Premier League teams, 2024 edition

Compiled by yours truly and @sebsrainbowbicycle

Stay tuned for the post that will get both me and Dee cancelled in both the F1 and the football fandoms. Onwards, unto the breach!

Lando Norris - Chelsea

Overpaid, overrated, 99,999% chance of being fundamentally racist, and yet somehow doing really well this season.

Checo Perez - Everton

SHITE and yet still in competition somehow despite it all.

Max Verstappen - Man City

115 charges vs 1.8 million catering budget, FIGHT!

Lewis Hamilton - Arsenal

Was really good but really hated, is trying to regain former glory but somehow it's reaaaally not working bcs it all falls apart in the last leg. Also he's an Arsenal fan so it rly works out.

Fernando Alonso - Manchester United

The greatest of them all... just don't look at the referees/Singapore GP/the money put into the stadium/what is done to the peach/the staff around Fergie/et cetera et cetera. Fucks real hard but it's just not going well at the moment. There is still hope, tho. :,)

Alex Albon - Tottenham Spurs

Cracks under pressure. Bottles it a lot. Is a dick. Also I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss Logan Sargeant as an option just about now.

Valtteri Bottas - Leicester

Were really good once. Are pretty shit now.

Charles Leclerc - Liverpool FC

Loses, and loses, and loses, and suffers more than Jesus himself (apart from being a really really rich brand), is amazing and has the absolute chance to win, unless they.. slip. :)

Carlos Sainz Jr. - Aston Villa

They're pretty high placed and you're like. What are you even doing here, polar bear?

George Russell - Crystal Palace

You're thinking The Great Exhibition of 1851, you're thinking royalty, you're thinking Queen Victoria... and then he speaks and suddenly you realize - it sounds fancier than it is.

Oscar Piastri - Nottingham Forrest

Mate, nobody understands you speaking.

Pierre Gasly - Newcastle United

You think they should be doing better than they are since they've been around for so long, but then you think twice and you're like. Should they tho?

Franco Colapinto - Brighton Hove Albion

You don't expect them to be that scrappy, but you kinda dig it.

Yuki Tsunoda - Brentford

They're doing pretty well, scoring in the 1st minute and rly agressive (complimentary), but you know they'll probably lose.

Nico Hulkenberg - West Ham United

They've been around for so long and they were good once, but they've also just been consistently mid for quite a while.

Liam Lawson - Fulham FC

Esteban Ocon - Bournemouth

Isn't in the relegation zone but REALLY should be.

Zhou Guanyu - Ipswitch

Is in the relegantion zone but kinda shouldn't be.

Kevin Magnussen - Southampton

In the relegation zone.

Lance Stroll - Wolves (nobody got time for your wannabe Shakespeare lvl name, we all know you're Racing Point, dude)

Is in the relegation zone but will pull out because of divine intervention (Daddy).

[millythegoat]

🎶you spin me right ‘round, baby, right ‘round 🎶

James milner ft allan saint maximin (electric boogaloo version)

[juergenklopp]

DARWIN NÚÑEZ scores two goals in the 81st minute and 90+3rd minute vs Newcastle United to bring ten-man Liverpool FC to win the match 2–1 (August 27, 2023)

[liverbirdy]

[koalemosz]

LIVERPOOL WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT

[guardiolas]

Liverpool vs Newcastle United