#liverpool vs southampton

[joe-zone]

Joey and the boys vs Southampton ❤️

[liverpool-enjoyer]

the commentator mentioned that vvd was resting but i heard arrested so i spent the next ten minutes scouring the internet for news articles abt virgil van dijk going to JAIL

[liverbirdy]

[conorbradleyfc]

Forever my main man (boy) ❤🍀

[millythegoat]

THAT IS SO LOVELY!!! MY HEART!!! 😭😭😭

[koalemosz]

congrats Everton! Merseyside derby lives on 💪

[sportbarcelona]

ODEGAARD EXPRESSES FRUSTRATION OVER LIVERPOOL DRAW

[effervescentdragon]

F1 drivers as Premier League teams, 2024 edition

Compiled by yours truly and @sebsrainbowbicycle

Stay tuned for the post that will get both me and Dee cancelled in both the F1 and the football fandoms. Onwards, unto the breach!

Lando Norris - Chelsea

Overpaid, overrated, 99,999% chance of being fundamentally racist, and yet somehow doing really well this season.

Checo Perez - Everton

SHITE and yet still in competition somehow despite it all.

Max Verstappen - Man City

115 charges vs 1.8 million catering budget, FIGHT!

Lewis Hamilton - Arsenal

Was really good but really hated, is trying to regain former glory but somehow it's reaaaally not working bcs it all falls apart in the last leg. Also he's an Arsenal fan so it rly works out.

Fernando Alonso - Manchester United

The greatest of them all... just don't look at the referees/Singapore GP/the money put into the stadium/what is done to the peach/the staff around Fergie/et cetera et cetera. Fucks real hard but it's just not going well at the moment. There is still hope, tho. :,)

Alex Albon - Tottenham Spurs

Cracks under pressure. Bottles it a lot. Is a dick. Also I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss Logan Sargeant as an option just about now.

Valtteri Bottas - Leicester

Were really good once. Are pretty shit now.

Charles Leclerc - Liverpool FC

Loses, and loses, and loses, and suffers more than Jesus himself (apart from being a really really rich brand), is amazing and has the absolute chance to win, unless they.. slip. :)

Carlos Sainz Jr. - Aston Villa

They're pretty high placed and you're like. What are you even doing here, polar bear?

George Russell - Crystal Palace

You're thinking The Great Exhibition of 1851, you're thinking royalty, you're thinking Queen Victoria... and then he speaks and suddenly you realize - it sounds fancier than it is.

Oscar Piastri - Nottingham Forrest

Mate, nobody understands you speaking.

Pierre Gasly - Newcastle United

You think they should be doing better than they are since they've been around for so long, but then you think twice and you're like. Should they tho?

Franco Colapinto - Brighton Hove Albion

You don't expect them to be that scrappy, but you kinda dig it.

Yuki Tsunoda - Brentford

They're doing pretty well, scoring in the 1st minute and rly agressive (complimentary), but you know they'll probably lose.

Nico Hulkenberg - West Ham United

They've been around for so long and they were good once, but they've also just been consistently mid for quite a while.

Liam Lawson - Fulham FC

Esteban Ocon - Bournemouth

Isn't in the relegation zone but REALLY should be.

Zhou Guanyu - Ipswitch

Is in the relegantion zone but kinda shouldn't be.

Kevin Magnussen - Southampton

In the relegation zone.

Lance Stroll - Wolves (nobody got time for your wannabe Shakespeare lvl name, we all know you're Racing Point, dude)

Is in the relegation zone but will pull out because of divine intervention (Daddy).

[trentione]

Trent Alexander-Arnold

Southampton vs Liverpool // 28/05/23

[lomltrentarnold]

babe looks so good in green 🫠

TRENT ALEXANDER-ARNOLD in Southampton vs Liverpool, May 28 2023

[joe-zone]

[liverpool-enjoyer]

was it worth it??? did those seven minutes of extra stress bring you joy??

[liverbirdy]

[conorbradleyfc]

Locked in 👬💞 Con and Quan

[millythegoat]

Harvey confronting man twice his size for what he did to Gakpo :') 😭 I'm so proud of you Harvey lad 🥲

[sunnytkm23]

Age of Liverpool vs Southampton players

Based on my Google search

Initial squad

Caoimhín Kelleher - 25 years

Conor Bradley - 20 years

Jarell Quansah - 21 years

Virgil Van Dijk - 32 years

Kostas Tsimikas - 27 years

James McConnell - 19 years

Joe Gomez - 26 years

Bobby Clark - 19 years

Harvey Elliott - 20 years

Cody Gapko - 24 years

Lewis Koumas - 18 years

Bench Squad

Ibrahima Konaté - 24 years

Alexis Mac Allister - 25 years

Kaide Gordon - 19 years

Jayden Danns - 18 years

Trey Nyoni - 16 years

Luis Diaz - 27 years

Adrian - 37 years

Calum Scanlon - 19 years

Amara Nallo - 17 years

So Adrian is the oldest player and Trey is the youngest