#liveblogging with kayson

[thefaketeam]

what if i want to sell my house and set fire to all my clothes just because

except i have no house to sell, not even an apartment to lay my head, but i want to do it anyway

[studyingwithkayson]

ahhh today i find out if i got into nyu florence!!!

[thefaketeam]

I cried today at work while talking to someone who was not my supervisor and wow…I forgot what it was like to be emotionally vulnerable at work with someone who is, like, invested in me as a person and not just a worker, it was really nice

[thefaketeam]

i really love that in the first season of pretty little liars, two girls holding hands on screen had people super up in arms like “whoa much too risqué for tv!!1!11!1!!”

but like in the pilot of the perfectionists, half the people are ~gay~ and i think that says a lot about how far we’ve come as a society

[thefaketeam]

okay but WHO THE FUCK just stands in the MIDDLE OF CAMPUS talking in detail about the murder of the son of the FOUNDER of the college like...bold

[thefaketeam]

i’m going to call it 45 minutes into the series but i say nolan hotchkiss has a twin, perhaps his name is alex

[thefaketeam]

for a second ava and caitlin looked like aria and emily and i was like EMARIA RISE and then i saw ‘twas not them and i got all sad

[thefaketeam]

alright i just have to say i find it super unrealistic that claire hotchkiss, the person i understand to be the founder of this university, PERSONALLY read an application for a TEACHING ASSISTANT at her university, but maybe that’s just me (psst am i missing something)

[thefaketeam]

i’m not even going to pretend i understand what just happened but man, what a dumb way to die, like i know he was murdered but damn that’s not how i want to go

[thefaketeam]

i really really really love that mona works in admissions bc i work in the admissions office at my school like

wow i love a queen that’s a personal inspiration wow i love mona vanderwaal so much

[thefaketeam]

ok so i’m watching the perfectionists rn and i just want to say i feel personally attacked by the fact that this one takes place in college

like i’m used to high schoolers’ lives being unrealistically interesting and dramatic but other college students??? now i feel like i’m doing nothing with my life you feel

[thefaketeam]

marlene would be that asshole to forget to turn off their phone in the middle of a wedding

[thefaketeam]

can we just appreciate the fact that toby cavanaugh showed up in tonight's episode for the sole purpose of getting fucked, nothing else what a guy

[thefaketeam]

emily and wren had a fuckin baby these are real tears running down my face now

[thefaketeam]

but if the game is over what the fuck is the next episode of pll are we just gonna stare at them for two hours like "welp, life is pretty boring now, isn't it"

[thefaketeam]

in a weird sort of way i feel kind of bad for mary she has to spend the rest of eternity with discount british spencer