#liveblogging TMA

[chaoticfandomthot]

The guy that escaped the maze because he had to go to lunch is living in my brain rent free

[Image description: a man with sunglasses is casually asking "have you ever heard many old men crying?" Across from him, someone else is looking at the 'camera' with a deadpan expression]

[pmpknsoup]

[bardic-irritation]

losing my mind what do you mean martin is canonically Down Bad for jon? and jon is canonically ace? these were casually confirmed in the span of like 30 seconds? i thought those were just the typical in-denial fanbase headcanons, they're REAL?!?

[neithergodsnormen]

my live reaction to the 2 parter season 1 finale of tma

oh god the squelching a fucking corkscrew??? martIN USED A CORKSCREW TO GET THE WORM OUT OF JOHN???? oh JOhn, the statements are getting to him, and the job is getting to him OH TIM IS GONNA WALK INTO THIS OH TIM YOU ARE FUCKED oh poor Martin is a nervous wreck John is def recording far more than we are given like I thought OOOOOOH  BACKSTORY JOhn's descriptiooooon of recording more backstory! the fuck??? oh boys ELIAS WE NEED FIRE John apparently used to smoke OH SHIT CO2 POISONING MIGHT HAPPEN TOO FUCKIGN TIM SCARING THE BOYS PUT WHAT BACK ON TIM Martin writes poetry XD Sasha’s in artifacts storage.... oh shit more backstory!!! DISTORTION??? Is it Micheal?? it’s Micheal isn’t it FUCK WHO WAS THAT CHICK WAS IT JANE FUUUUCK poor Martin he’s so scared the squelching of the fucking worms THAT WAS IT???? I WOULD HAVE RAGED HAVING TO WAIT A WEEK FOR PART 2 THANK FUCK I FOUND THIS WHEN THERE’S NO WAIT FOR THE NEXT PART

Statement time Elias ooooooooh all the boys got bit John is in massive denial what did poor Martin find.... they apparently lost the tapes???? OOOOOH THE LADY Elias had a reality check apparently fuck i can imagine that sound John must have scars like Tim too A BODY???? MARTIN FOUND A BODY??? how did Gertrude have no assistants??? I don’t believe Elias... poor Tim sounds exhausted his dumb ass made a joke in quarantine... oh lord the description of Jane ouch to Tim’s description of the escape from the worms the fuck does the institute do to the worms... John sounds so broken asking Tim to humor him The sealed part of the tunnel is sus the description of the worm doorway attempt is creepy Sasha’s turn poor girl hates the artifact storage ooooh michael mention again ew that description of the boys with the worms in them poor John poor Martin MARTIN FOUND GERTRUDE??? something’s not right with Sasha she doesn’t sound right... poor Martin‘s turn Martin feels so bad about running off and loosing John and Tim scream?? oh Jane poor Martin got lost poor Martin damn.... now for my boy John oh he’s gunna be paranoid now since she was murdered... tapes are missing?? why those tapes??? .... imma look up those case numbers... those recordings both have Sasha’s voice in them.... the fuck oooh John’s determined....

[rainedroptalks]

No wonder The Web wanted Martin, Melanie is literally being affected by The Slaughter and all Martin had to do was go "Melanie please 🥺" and she immediately chilled out

[lunali-moon]

.jmj error it's just Martin and Jon beating the shit out of Jonah

[its-your-mind]

damn imagine being jonathan sims. some woman shows up in like combat boots or whatever, and what the fuck you recognize her. that’s melanie king. she does that stupid ghost hunting show that everyone here makes fun of. and then she immediately starts insulting you and your workplace and the statements, when she literally came here to make a statement. but you recently promised your boss that you would “be more lovely,” so you’re trying So Hard not to lose your temper. you limit yourself to some light sass, and tbh think that’s pretty impressive on your part. she finally starts actually giving the statement, and not two minutes into it she mentions, off-hand, your ex-girlfriend, who you have not talked to in years. you have to pretend to be normal about this. then the youtube lady finishes, and you tell her you’ll look into it, but not to expect much, and she starts screaming at you again about how this whole place is bullshit and then she storms out and slams the door. you had told her before she started that you probably wouldn’t believe her. and now you just have this statement that you have to send your team to look into. what is the job of an archive again? are we sure it’s taking in new statements and doing research? you don’t know, you didn’t go to archive school, you’re flying by the seat of your pants. oh and also those evil worms from the evil worm lady are increasing in number outside your work. and all you want is an organized archive and maybe a nap.

[glitter-glue-from-the-void]

Nooooooo! Helen is back to being a Tory!!!!

[lafresnaya]

I THOUGHT THAT TUMBLR POST I SAW ABT THIS SCENE WAS A JOKE,, YOU'RE TELLING ME IT WAS REAL THIS WHOLE TIME???

[ink-5oul]

Goodbye corruption welcome filth

[livingonsugar]

Joshua Gellespie is something else. When facing some disturbing horror literally LIVING IN HIS HOME FOR OVER A YEAR he’s like “it is what it is” and freaking outsmarts said horror. Uses said horror as a FREAKING COFFEE TABLE.

He casually accepts the fact that there could be a dead body in this mysterious coffin, and when something starts scratching against it, he’s like “okay time to turn up the music I guess”

Like, “yeah so then I started sleepwalking - I think the coffin made me do it but whatevs - I would almost open this creepy mysterious scratching coffin so I just froze the key in ice and that worked so I did it everyday.”

This guy is like the advertising poster of what you should do in case you end up in a horror movie. He didn’t open the coffin, tried to ignore it as much as possible, and outsmarted it as it lived in his own house.

What a legend man.

[chaoticfandomthot]

Can someone give a hug to my boy jon before i fkn die

[pmpknsoup]

dont...dont do this to me man

[bardic-irritation]

ok I love my girl Sasha but if we're being honest she would've been an awful archivist. she followed the first eldritch monster she ever saw to no less than five secondary locations!! she got killed by the third entity she ever met! she would not have survived more than a year as archivist!

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

never normal about elias. he really did straight up tell melanie the worst thing she ever could have heard and then went "but aside from that i think we're all good" in the most cheerful tone possible. she was still crying and he's just like "well, anyways, you can take the rest of the day off if you like :) thanks for coming"

[akorean]

Ah yes, the live blog episode live blog

It's so weird, I can't believe a possibly non-existent movie that everybody says is amazing would kill people

You wouldn't do that to me , right Goncharov(1973)?

Goncharov needs to be seen to be believed

Best movie I have ever seen