#litty again

[killa-trav]

a short 3 part story:

[dimplewonie]

prom nail reveal :3

plus messages between me n my friends the day before ..

did i do anything wrong help

[scum-belina]

Struck down by yet another I must fuck that old man arrow today. Fatally.

[elmp]

Samhain Again

Candy apples and

Razorblades, little dead soon

In graves. Remember.

[greyskyflowers]

Niko would absolutely make a weekly blanket fort sleepover and insisted that everyone join her. Extravagant forts with little fairy lights strung up with the sheets, a mattress or two shoved together, huge pillows and blankets to curl up in, snacks and the TV playing Scooby-Doo and her favorite anime

Jenny refuses to come but Niko always makes sure to let her know when they start and on what episode. She knows Jenny watches it by herself, following along so she can be a part of it without being there in person and wildly out of her comfort zone. She told Niko that, and then followed it with smirk and a 'no one will believe you.' And she was tight because they don't.

After the first few times, they even got Edwin to start wearing more comfortable clothing.

He had refused for awhile, back straight and unwilling to discuss it. Charles had stepped in, waving the girls off and saying he'd take care of it.

Neither he or Charles said anything specifically about Hell but there's a certain look in their eyes whenever something comes up in relation to it.

Eventually Edwin does start to change onto more comfy clothes. Always something dark, never light colors.

And it's definitely a Hell thing with the way Charles is barely a half step behind him when he looks like this, extra vulnerable without his usual clothing, and how he occasionally look at Charles like he's just making sure he's still there.

It's easy to sink into quiet. It feels safe, far way. They're a little space all their own here.

Crystal and Charles take the outer edges, half because Niko and Edwin like to be next to each other and half something unspoken passing between them, a fierce protective feeling as they watch Niko and Edwin happily tilt their heads at the show, the soft lights casting their skin in flickering colors, and honestly just looking painfully... beautiful.

Kingham and Litty's muffled, vulgar critiques of the shows are hardly audible but occasionally clear enough that it has them smothering a laugh.

Ghosts don't really need to sleep. Edwin has reminded them of this numerous times and it seems pretty accurate but there are always exceptions.

No one has said anything out loud yet but Edwin seems to need more rest after his second trip to hell and everything with Esther.

Charles can stay up all night if he doesn't get distracted by Edwin. He'll lay down next to him and watch the lights over his skin, the shadows on his face, sometimes stroking his face or running his hand through his hair.

It's disgustingly cute and no matter how many times it happens, Niko always starts vibrating from happiness when she notices.

Charles loves these nights. All of his favorite people safe, happy and in one place. He gets affection from everyone and it soothes the caretaker in him.

Crystal drinks enough coffee that her sleep cycle isn't very regular so it usually ends up just her and Charles awake in the very early hours of the morning.

She doesn't mind. Niko is a warm weight against her hip and her little snores make Crystal smile. Sometimes she wakes Niko up when she goes to lay down and there's some angry grumbling before the little snores start again.

Sometimes, one of them will have a nightmare. It could be any of them really, they've all got enough issues. A lot of the times it's Niko or Edwin though, especially since Crystal and Charles don't usually really fall asleep.

Niko just opens her eyes and sits up, a hand often at her chest while she looks over each of them. Her dreams are more sad than they are violent.

Edwin will wake up with a sharp inhale and hard twist of his body before he goes completely quiet and still. Charles handles those too.

There's the sounds of the blankets moving as they readjust, the low sound of Charles talking for a little bit before things get quiet again. They always end up even more tangled up together than they were previously.

🌙🪐🌙🪐🌙🪐🌙🪐

[melefim]

Swearing in Dead Boy Detectives: Masterlist

My Dead Boy Detectives swearing posts are on the way!

I went through each episode and tallied up every curse word I could find, and the results are in!

I’ll be putting up posts for individual episodes, characters, and words- with lots of interlinks to hopefully make navigating everything easy. This post will be the Masterlist, updated with direct links each time a new individual post goes up.

Each post will have charts and graphs, as well as the original lines containing each swear.

Lines in red below are posts that have not gone up yet. Lines in black are up and links should be live. All posts will be tagged as “#dead boy detectives swearing” on my blog.

Episodes:

The Case of Crystal Palace

The Case of the Dandelion Shrine

The Case of the Devlin House

The Case of the Lighthouse Leapers

The Case of the Two Dead Dragons

The Case of the Creeping Forest

The Case of the Very Long Stairway

The Case of the Hungry Snake

Characters:

Edwin Payne

Charles Rowland

Crystal Palace

Niko Sasaki

Jenny Green

David the Demon

Esther Finch

The Night Nurse

The Cat King

Tabby and Calico Cats

Litty

Kingham

Maxine

The Boys Who Killed The Boys (Simon & Charles’ ‘Friend’)

Ghostly Clients

Brad

Hunter

Maren

Twitchy Richie

Crystal’s Parents

Girls in Crystal’s Memories

Non-Cursing Characters

Words:

Fuck

Shit

Bitch

Ass

Damn

Hell

Bloody

Bloody Hell

God

Jesus

Screw

Words said only once

Words said only twice

Words said only thrice

Overall notes/caveats:

-I did a couple double check rewatches, and tried my best to be accurate, but I still might have missed something- if you spot one I’ve not included, please let me know!

- I did not include the episode recaps in the tallies.

- Variations of the same word are grouped together- for example, ‘Shit’ ‘Bullshit’ and ‘BS’ were all counted towards the total for ‘Shit’.

-The exception to this was ‘Bloody’ ‘Hell’ and ‘Bloody Hell’- all three were counted separately.

- If a word was not used as a curse, it was not counted. For example, ‘I spent seventy years in Hell’ was not counted, while ‘What the hell?’ was.

- I am not British, and therefore I’m not 100% on all the British curses. If there were words I wasn’t sure about, they were not included in the tallies, but will appear in the relevant posts as bonus comments. Again, please feel free to correct me if any words were categorized incorrectly and I’ll update the posts!

- I’ll do my best to get them out as quickly as I can, I’m aiming for minimum one a day but will be trying to do more whenever possible.

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If you like lists of things like I do, you can check out my other Dead Boy Detective ones here!

When Charles’ Shirt Color Changes

George Rextrew’s Edwin comic inspo board

Full Soundtrack with timestamps

Moves, Incidents, and Cases masterlist

First pass at finding where the songs in the score are used- full post with timestamps in progress.

[brainrotbee]

Foolish Pairing Fest Day 4: Esther x Litty

~

Esther kicked a dusty skull to the side. The gothic forest thing had been out for a while. Whoever was in charge of this stretch clearly knew nothing. She took a puff from her pipe and spotted the clearing in front of her. Perfect. Now she didn’t have to kill her dryad informant for lying. Well, she’d consider not killing her. The little sapling girl was really annoying. 

She strutted towards the shrine in the center of the clearing. Hopefully, she’d never have to enter the woods again. If she left with sticks in her hair, there would be hell to pay. Once she reached the shrine, she put a hand on her hip as she looked around for the sacrificial coins or whatever they were. 

“Who are you?” 

Esther looked around but didn’t see anyone. She couldn’t be hearing voices this early in the morning. Happy Hour wasn’t until later. Then she spotted it, a tiny woman in a God-awful argyle number. 

“Aren’t you adorable?” Esther cooed. “The hat really makes you look like snowball cake.” She took a step forward and tapped the shrine with her cane. The sprite fell over from the force of it. “I could just eat you up.” 

“And your skirt reminds me of tacky curtains,” the sprite shot back. “Makes me want to hang you.” 

Esther raised an eyebrow. She was good. Who knew that a little sprite could be the one to match her energy. “Listen, sweetie,” Esther began. “I need some of those coins sitting there behind you. Now, you can either let me take them or I can live out my lifelong dream of seeing what a smushed sprite looks like.” She smiled. “My theory is similar to bugs on a windshield.” 

“Those coins are ours,” the sprite said, her voice dripping with false sympathy. “Sorry, babe.” 

“What’s your name, little one?”

“Litty.” 

“Oh.” Esther curled her lip. “Unique.” She brushed a blonde curl out of her face and took another puff. “Listen, shitty-”

“Litty.”

“Whatever. I need those coins and since you’re living in my town-” Esther shrugged. “-It’s only fair.” 

“The forest isn’t a part of ‘your town,’” Litty argued. “But I totally believe you. You definitely look older than Port Townsend.” 

“Careful,” Esther warned sweetly. She revealed the knife on the end of her cane and ran a painted nail over it. “Or things could get messy.” 

Litty scoffed. “Please. I’m a god.” 

“So am I.” 

They stared at each other. As much as Esther hated to admit it, she was having fun. Finding gal pals was such a hassle. Things were always easy in the beginning and then they did something to make her mad and she’d inflict horrifying and sometimes life-ending curses on them. It was honestly such an ordeal. 

“I like you,” Esther said. “So instead of taking the coins, I’m willing to barter.” She sheathed the cane-knife. “Is there anything you want in exchange.” 

“Bartering. God, what are you, a pilgrim?” Litty sighed and thought for a while. “You’re a witch, right? Wrinkles, trashy clothes, grating voice?” 

“That’s rich coming from a schoolgirl lookalike, tree-hugging sprite,” Esther replied. “And your pleats are uneven.” 

Litty looked down at her skirt before looking up in irritation. “Anyway, I want a potion.”

“What kind?” Esther asked in boredom. She was going to smush this little twerp if it was an intensive potion. 

“Something to teach a two-faced moron a lesson.” 

“Done.” Esther snapped her fingers and a hair growth potion appeared. She wondered how it would affect something as tiny as a sprite. Not her circus, not her monkeys. “Now the coins.” Without waiting, she scooped them up and set the potion down on the rim of the shrine. “I would say it’s been a pleasure,” Esther said, examining her nails. “But it really hasn’t. Au revoir.” 

She began walking away, taking care to crush one of the forest skulls on her way out.

[elfolfenburg]

SONIC MEETING DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF SHADOW AND SAVING THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS

I GGRRRGGJGJDNSJSJSHAAJDJCJDBSBSJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BCS sonic doesn’t wanna let him down, again. He can’t keep loosing him over and over

As much as sonic cares for his man shadow bro, iz gonna take awhile to save em one by one fr, but baby steps y'know baby steps, also my boy sonic definitely got favs fr insterms of the shadow subprime au

1st: bebe shadow (older brother mode activated)

2nd: dippy shadow (he kinda thinks he cooler now)

3rd: dgaf shadow (getting litty and high up here ykwis🌿)

[cvnntagious]

i’m back again 🙎🏻‍♀️ (i just notice this emoji exists wtf) what is frat litty chris doing right now 😋🍽️

[saturday, 11:59PM] :

fratboy!chris is quite literally balls deep in cherry up in his room right now. he’s higher than an air balloon, and in desperate need of release as he uses cherry recklessly, destroying her poor cunt. his thrusts are sloppy, yet strangely familiar, and his pleasure’s amplified not only by the weed he smoked, but because he didn’t bother to roll on a rubber, savoring every inch of her sweet pussy. he’s sure he probably has some customers looking for him downstairs, having ditched the party almost immediately when cherry showed up late, grateful she’d showed up at all—especially after she told him she’d never step foot in the frat again the other day. but gosh was he glad she did, eager to blow his load deep inside her now

[e-payne]

LET'S GOOOOOO i'm going for. "song". sure wonder where that'll pop up 😏

alex <3

oh yeah this was sooooo difficult i really had to dig for this one.

next honey instalment im working on. Edwin is having a lot of feelings about a number of things, mainly Charles.

He works for a few more hours, reports back to Jenny, books in a fitting for Crystal’s talk show appearance next week, responds to a very painful email from Litty—another single is due to release by the end of next week, granted Charles approves the cover art before the Sprites become fucking impossible—and now Edwin is just thinking about Charles again. Damn it.    The violin sits rests innocently just inside of Edwin’s peripheral vision, neglected on the side bench, and Edwin contemplates it greatly for an undetermined length of time. Before he can talk himself out of it, Edwin snaps a photo of it and texts Charles. I believe I still owe you a song, correct?

wip word guessing game! send me an ask with a word and i'll post a sentence or paragraph from one of my wips that contains that word!

[birdbrainedboy]

I’m obsessed with this show and fear a hyperfixation anyways here are my thoughts on every character in the show

Edwin Paine: forever my favorite, even back before the show when I read the comics! I think it’s funny that basically every man in the show wants him? I’m intrigued by his character arc throughout the story regarding his sexuality as despite dying in 1916, he seems to have had time to slowly become more accepting of gay people (I’m guessing in part due to Charles, who is pansexual), to the point where there’s only mild internalized homophobia if at all, which just exhibits itself in him denying any possible feelings for Monty. I love how face-value and logical he is while still being a sweetheart

Charles Rowland: he has a pan flag pin on his jacket which confuses me bc can ghosts only wear clothes they would’ve worn when they were alive, or how do ghost clothes work? Because he died in 1989 and I’m near positive he didn’t wear that pin back there. Anyways I do love him but I wonder about some design choices, like the one earring (not sure why it just kinda annoys me). That was more a rant abt his design than his character, which I have nothing notable to say abt since I LOVE HIM he’s so real

Crystal Palace: sometimes she was a bit annoying the way she was trying way too hard to pry into everyone’s lives, but honestly that was just momentary annoyance since nothing could make me hate her. I love how her past was slowly revealed (as someone who already knew it from the comics) and how she came to terms with the person she used to be vs the person she is now. She’s so cool!

David the demon: honestly kind of caught me off guard at first bc the person I’m dating is named David but I actually enjoyed his character. LOVED when Crystal dealt with him in the end. He was very interesting

Niko Sasaki: I love Niko, but I have some problems with her character. First of all, I feel like ditsy anime-loving cutesy Asian girl with dyed hair is a weirdly common trope? But whatever my main issue is that it feels like characters who normalize the fetishization of gay men are so common. Like if Niko had been a guy obsessed with lesbian manga evb would be weirded out, so why is it different? If we ignore all of this tho I absolutely adore her and I’m actually praying she’s in the next season bc she was one of my favorites (esp her relationship w Edwin)

Jenny: She is so hot and cool and funny I’m in love with her

Esther: oh my god words cannot come close to describing how much I love her character. She felt powerless and weak in the past and now she’s become obsessed with making sure nobody has that power over her ever again. She was so fun and I loved her attitude! I’m sure she won’t show up next season, as she was the main antagonist of s1, and while I love her, I kind of hope she doesn’t since I think her arc was finished.

Monty: His personality was like 2020 “soft boy” who acts nice and dumb but is lowkey a manipulator. So obviously this kind of made me like ☠️ bc why is he acting like that… but I still love him to bits because he’s just a crow guys he didn’t ask to be human,, Anyways yeah his personality annoys me but also I love him so much so? It’s confusing. ITS COMPLICATED. I will cry if he’s not in s2

Kingham and Litty: I honestly thought they were annoying but I can’t lie they were so fucking funny. Every time they were on screen I laughed.

Cat King: oh my god. He is so camp. I love him. There’s honestly not much to say he is simply iconic. Love how he’s afraid to be alone so chases after other people, he’s so real AGHH I love him

Night Nurse: Ruth Connell the woman you are… 😍 she reminds me of Muriel from Good Omens, in a way, and I love her! I really hope we get to see more of her in relation to the guy in the fish, and see her get to better understand human emotions and why they choose to cling onto the human world rather than pass on!

[misty--nights]

And finally, episode 8. This rewatch has been fun. It really forced me to pay attention to the details and I’ve found so many interesting thing I’d missed before. I think by now it’s more than safe to say that this has become one of my absolute favorite shows, and I can’t wait for my brain to insist I should watch it yet again.

Edwin's reaction feels so fair to me. I also did a double take the first time I saw Crystal swallow the memories. Love that Charles is trying to be supportive and stuff, but I agree with Edwin on this one. Those things are so big, how is your first instinct to swallow then whole?

Charles' face when Crystal is explaining her name is kind of similar to the one he has in episode 3 and 5 when Niko is doing something amusing. It's a mixture of endeared and a little baffled that I find so charming

Can Esther understand Monty in crow form or is she just pretending to have conversations with him like how you do with pets? Honestly, I'm not sure which one would be better. Both options have a lot of potential

Someone please give Crystal a hug. Or two. The way her voice breaks when she's talking to her parents, how her eyes get dimmer and dimmer the more she realizes that they suck and didn't miss her, how she sounds when she tells the boys about it, ugh. It breaks my heart

Back to another intro detail, but doesn't the surface of the mirror the skelletons go through kind of look like the mirror Charles sees himself in in episode 7. Like the frame is different, but the surface with the grid lines reminds me of the one in hell

I love the rooftop scene so much. Edwin and Niko have such a precious friendship and I wish we had even more of them interacting. Now I know I've seen people mention how Edwin is so comfortable with Niko's touch and how ge lets her cuddle up to him in that scene. But also, up until this point we haven't seen him truly iniciate touch with others (besides Charles) but he bumps Niko's shoulder when he's joking about Monty and offers her his hand to take. I just think that's neat

Crystal looks tiny next to Niko when they're talking to Jenny

"The whole thing was such a mystery" and "no rest for the wicked". The tone the officer uses for these lines? Chilling. I'm telling you, there's something weird about the people in town at times and the Port Townsend police are walking a line btween purposefully useless and downright sinister

There's something to be said about Crystal offering to wipe Jenny's memories, if she wants. We've followed her the whole season trying to get her own memories back, so it's huge that she's willing to take someone else's if that could help. Because she cares about Jenny, in that same, quiet way that Jenny cares about her and Niko. Also the way she emphasizes that she can take the memories only if Jenny wants that is actually so important to me

For some reason I always assume the girls are going to hold hands in that scene where they're looking for the Cat King and Crystal gives Niko her cleaver back. Even though this is the third time I watch it, I always expect it, and I'm always a little disappointed when all Crystal does is change what hand is holding her own cleaver

Not to question old dark magic or anything, but I am so curious as to how Esther's snake works. Did she already have the snake? Did she find it and make a pact with it? How does it transform little girls into youth for Esther? Also, the Cat King calls it Esther's snake, but then later on Esther says "I never thought I'd be eating kids to stay young and beautiful" so I don't know. Many questions about this

Tragic Mick makes a point of saying the bear figure is a gift and is on him, but the girls very much leave the store without paying for the salt so... Two gifts?

Niko keeps insisting she's not brave, but she was ready to charge into Esther's house after hearing Edwin's scream

Litty and Kingham's coats in the igloo have a dandelion decoration on the chest

[elmp]

Make Strike Negotiations Violence, Again

You must always be

The side willing to open

Fire on the children

[anitaboss]

*sitting down again with a Briefcase and his sunglasses*

so you remember that video you made of rat hating on Russian people...

Sooo is rat... 🕶

*whiskey*

under Witness production...? And. Will we know anything about blue family? 🕶

*some littie girl with all pink and joyful Expression with a Japanese schoolbag sit downs*

If You make everything official of the colors races? Is Everyone ok to make their own sonas? And Would their sona be canon or be in vibs? :] 🎀

*coughs*

Sorry... about her. But Anyways boss See you for next meeting. 🕶

Ratskal wasn't hating in that video, she legit didn't know what Russia is.

Yes, we'll see Rat's family one day, but I didn't think about that yet.

And yes, everyone can do their sonas with my universe's races. Someday I'll make a video explaining every race.

[amysgiantbees]

Dead Boy Spoilers

Things I'd like to see in Dead Boy Detectives Season 2

Tragic Mick and Monty form an Animals with Complicated Feelings About Being Human at Some Point support group. Maybe the Cat King is there too.

Monty takes on Tragic Mick's "curse" and get's to be human again and Mick get's to be a walrus or at least get's to not be human anymore and is a crow. Monty could even take over his store!

Monty and the Cat King dealing with loneliness together. The Cat King has all the loneliness of being an immortal that Edwin's making him unpack (in particular he hangs out with cats all day like fuck they have even shorter life spans than people god he must have lost a lot of loved ones) and Monty deals with loosing his owner/master/mother/weird aunt figure who's probably been his whole world for better and worse up until he got turned human.

Whoever Monty is hanging out with I want to see him far too earnestly doing their star charts.

Boys and Crystal solving just fun random MOTW cases

The Night Nurse and Jenny tearing their hair out trying to keep the teens in check.

Night Nurse in particular having an aneurism every time the boys refuse to fill out a form, brake a rule, or run off without her.

Although alternatively Edwin getting VERY into the forms and learning how Hell and the afterlife works, and instead pestering her about it.

Jenny focusing more on Crystal - and Niko when she comes back.

Jenny learning she can care a bit more. The Night Nurse learning to relax and care a little less.

Jenny getting a good date. Loving her ship with Death but also I like the idea of them meeting a Cat Queen and her little comment about everyone in town being spinsters with cats comes round to instead be this ancient being who is a cat.

Crystal researching her ancestors and finding out more about them.

Crystal dealing with the demon in her brain hopefully before he does something irreparable to her tree.

Maybe they end up interrogating David about the "something worse" Edwin was sold to.

Crystal learning about her powers!

Crystal trying to repair some of her old friendships. Make amends to a couple of people.

Niko reforming the dandelion sprites and learning to lead/work with them. Helping them all find a way to feed without murdering people.

Nico dealing with needing attention to eat and live despite her coping mechanism when she's sad or scared specifically being avoiding people and hiding from others.

Niko figuring out her dandelion god powers. Doing god like things like blessing people who love, care for, and harvest dandelions. Granting wishes when dandelions are blown!

Niko marriage counseling Kingham & Litty (the dandelion sprites).

Either Crystal and Charles giving being together another shot now that David has been "dealt" with for the time being or Charles figuring out that maybe he's attracted to Edwin too. Or both!

I love that since Edwin is "living" through the modern day he can explore his sexuality finally. In a similar vein a lot of people also see him as autistic, and autism awareness has certainly come a long way from the Edwardian period and now could be a good time for his character to explore this too. Charles in turn could help him by talking about their shared neurodivergent experience as I firmly believe he has ADHD.

Charles opening up more about his parents.

Learning Edwin's family backstory

Cat King having Desire as a sort of absentee parental figure so literally the whole gang can have parental issues. Night Nurse I assume does not have parents so get's to be the mentally stable one in this regard and (try to) help everyone through it.

Niko checking in on her mum. Seeing how she's coping.

Edwin and Crystal bonding over doing magic and getting closer as friends. He maybe even initiates a hug!

Edwin getting to initiate a kiss with someone

Scooby Do episode! (I vote Charles is Daphney, Edwin is Velma, Niko is Shaggy and Cyrstal is Fred, maybe the Cat King or Monty is Scoob).

Despair shows up again.

Maybe now that the boys don't need to run from death they reverse it and actively try to seek her out and talk to her.

Crystal seeing her little ghost friend Emma from the first episode again.

Edwin reading Niko's yaoi. It could even be really funny and bittersweet where when they still think she's dead he's reading it and getting emotional and saying to himself "she really did love love" or "I wish I could read this with her" or something emotional like that and then he flicks to the next page and it's something explicit and he suddenly shuts the book and is like "Enough of that for now" XD

Either Edwin and the Cat King get together. Or become friends. Or Thomas makes friends or something with some other kind of immortal so he's not so lonely. I'm leaning towards them being friends because he would have no issues being the friend that explains what hand jobs and molly is to Edwin. Also since he presents himself in a very ambiguously gendered way I feel like he could get him to talk about why he likes disguising himself as a woman so much. Whether than be introducing him to concepts like gender queerness or drag. It's just honestly both Charles and Edwin are pretty repressed and I think now that the Cat King has started to grow he could continue to really push them in a less intense, healthier way.

Monty and Edwin staying friends. Monty and Charles actually getting to properly vibe.

Jenny figuring out now that the shop is dead if butchering is truly what she wants. Since she did it because she inherited the shop she can really explore her wants without any feeling of obligation to her dad. I love that she's a butcher but I just think it'd be interesting to explore her passion for it without so much baggage.

[melefim]

Swearing in Dead Boy Detectives: Episode 3- The Case of the Devlin House

Episode Overview:

48 total, 13 different words said by 10 characters.

Edwin: 1 Damn

Charles: 2 Fuck, 2 Ass, 1 Bloody, 1 God, 1 Cunt, 1 Bastard, 2 Sod, 2 Slag

Crystal: 4 Fuck, 6 Shit, 1 Bitch, 1 Ass, 2 Damn, 2 Hell, 3 God, 1 Jesus

Jenny: 1 Fuck, 1 Ass

Niko: 1 God

Esther: 1 Shit

Calico Cat: 1 Fuck

Litty: 5 Fuck, 2 Bitch

Kingham: 2 God

Headache Ghost: 1 Jesus

Curses Per Character:

Edwin: 1

Charles: 12

Crystal: 20

Jenny: 2

Niko: 1

Esther: 1

Calico Cat: 1

Litty: 7

Kingham: 2

Headache Ghost: 1

Uses Per Word:

Fuck: 13

Shit: 7

Bitch: 3

Ass: 4

Damn: 3

Hell: 2

Bloody: 1

God: 7

Jesus: 2

Cunt: 1

Bastard: 1

Sod: 2

Slag: 2

Lines:

Headache Ghost: Jesus! This headache feels like my eyes are gonna rip apart!

Crystal: Holy shit, who knew this town was such a Mecca for troubled ghosts?

Crystal: I just heard some people talking about it in the um, God, it was the… malt shop and it sounded super crazy.

Jenny: It's a super fucked up story so I'm gonna need some coffee.

Jenny: He killed the mom and daughters while they were watching tv. Asshole.

Crystal: What the actual fuck?

Niko: Oh my god, he is so in to you!

Calico Cat: At least we don't have to go inside. This house is fucked up.

Crystal: Jesus, I can't watch this again.

Crystal: Just what the fuck is it?

Crystal: So ok, if we figure out what sent that piece of shit dad over the edge, we can what? Free the family?

Litty: Looks like they left you behind because you fucking suck.

Litty: They're all gonna fucking die.

Litty: We were fucking kidding, can't you take a fucking joke?

Kingham: God! (Niko throws sweater over jar)

Litty: Stupid fucking bitch!

Charles: He was such a cunt.

Charles: So let's keep the bastard from ever getting his hands on it.

Crystal: Good luck finding it now, asshole.

Charles: How do we break this bloody loop?

Litty: I was confused when you let your friends who saved you go to that scary house alone, but now I see you're just a little bitch.

Kingham: God! I hate you!

Charles: Edwin, don't slag her off just because it turns out you aren't the all-knowing expert on everything, yeah?

Charles: I'm just sick of watching this asshole kill his family a million times for no fucking reason. Tried it your way, and it did nothing. Sod it, let's try mine.

Crystal: Where the hell did he go?

Crystal: Oh thank god, there he is.

Charles: Mate, don't slag her off just because it turns out you aren't the all-knowing expert on all things, yeah?

Charles: I'm just sick of watching this asshole kill his family a million times for no fucking reason. Tried it your way, and it did nothing. Sod it. Let's try mine.

Crystal: His dad was bad, Edwin. Royally fucked-up bad.

Crystal: And if I have to hear that goddamn song one more time, I am gonna lose my shit.

Crystal: Oh shit, yes. (They haven't found a radio)

Crystal: Oh my god. Son of a bitch owned an electronics store.

Crystal: Damn it, I know you choose the worst times to show up on purpose.

Edwin: Damn it. Crystal, if you can hear me, try to stay positive.

Crystal: Go to hell.

Crystal: I am done wasting my energy on your fuck-boy bullshit.

Crystal: Holy shit, we actually did.

Charles: God, that must have been mental.

Esther: Quit loitering you little shits.

Notes:

Previously on Dead Boy Detectives…

Shown in this episode’s recap but not counted above:

Crystal: Oh my god! (Niko collapses) (Episode 2)

Kingham: For real, it smells like dog shit in there. (Episode 2)

Middle finger from both sprites (Episode 2)

Edwin: What the bloody hell is this? (Episode 2)

Updated:

-Added in a ‘god’ from Crystal that I missed

-Replaced ‘Uses Per Word’ chart with a version with better

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More Dead Boy Detectives Swearing Posts:

Masterlist

Swearing by Episode

Swearing by Character

Swearing by Word

All Swearing Posts

And if you like lists of things like I do, you can check out my other Dead Boy Detectives ones here!

When Charles’ Shirt Colors Change

George Rextrew’s Edwin comic inspo board

Full soundtrack with timestamps

Moves, Incidents, and Cases Masterlist

First pass at finding where the songs in the score are used- full post with timestamps in progress