#litty again

[feyd-meowtha]

Man, you can say what you want about Naruto but those character designs fucking slap

[dimplewonie]

prom nail reveal :3

plus messages between me n my friends the day before ..

did i do anything wrong help

[scum-belina]

Struck down by yet another I must fuck that old man arrow today. Fatally.

[confessxcheese4tcc]

OMGOMG is pink admin christian?? if you meant easter when you mentioned holy week... if not then im super duper sorry 😣

CONFESSION 491

[elmp]

Samhain Again

Candy apples and

Razorblades, little dead soon

In graves. Remember.

[greyskyflowers]

Niko would absolutely make a weekly blanket fort sleepover and insisted that everyone join her. Extravagant forts with little fairy lights strung up with the sheets, a mattress or two shoved together, huge pillows and blankets to curl up in, snacks and the TV playing Scooby-Doo and her favorite anime

Jenny refuses to come but Niko always makes sure to let her know when they start and on what episode. She knows Jenny watches it by herself, following along so she can be a part of it without being there in person and wildly out of her comfort zone. She told Niko that, and then followed it with smirk and a 'no one will believe you.' And she was tight because they don't.

After the first few times, they even got Edwin to start wearing more comfortable clothing.

He had refused for awhile, back straight and unwilling to discuss it. Charles had stepped in, waving the girls off and saying he'd take care of it.

Neither he or Charles said anything specifically about Hell but there's a certain look in their eyes whenever something comes up in relation to it.

Eventually Edwin does start to change onto more comfy clothes. Always something dark, never light colors.

And it's definitely a Hell thing with the way Charles is barely a half step behind him when he looks like this, extra vulnerable without his usual clothing, and how he occasionally look at Charles like he's just making sure he's still there.

It's easy to sink into quiet. It feels safe, far way. They're a little space all their own here.

Crystal and Charles take the outer edges, half because Niko and Edwin like to be next to each other and half something unspoken passing between them, a fierce protective feeling as they watch Niko and Edwin happily tilt their heads at the show, the soft lights casting their skin in flickering colors, and honestly just looking painfully... beautiful.

Kingham and Litty's muffled, vulgar critiques of the shows are hardly audible but occasionally clear enough that it has them smothering a laugh.

Ghosts don't really need to sleep. Edwin has reminded them of this numerous times and it seems pretty accurate but there are always exceptions.

No one has said anything out loud yet but Edwin seems to need more rest after his second trip to hell and everything with Esther.

Charles can stay up all night if he doesn't get distracted by Edwin. He'll lay down next to him and watch the lights over his skin, the shadows on his face, sometimes stroking his face or running his hand through his hair.

It's disgustingly cute and no matter how many times it happens, Niko always starts vibrating from happiness when she notices.

Charles loves these nights. All of his favorite people safe, happy and in one place. He gets affection from everyone and it soothes the caretaker in him.

Crystal drinks enough coffee that her sleep cycle isn't very regular so it usually ends up just her and Charles awake in the very early hours of the morning.

She doesn't mind. Niko is a warm weight against her hip and her little snores make Crystal smile. Sometimes she wakes Niko up when she goes to lay down and there's some angry grumbling before the little snores start again.

Sometimes, one of them will have a nightmare. It could be any of them really, they've all got enough issues. A lot of the times it's Niko or Edwin though, especially since Crystal and Charles don't usually really fall asleep.

Niko just opens her eyes and sits up, a hand often at her chest while she looks over each of them. Her dreams are more sad than they are violent.

Edwin will wake up with a sharp inhale and hard twist of his body before he goes completely quiet and still. Charles handles those too.

There's the sounds of the blankets moving as they readjust, the low sound of Charles talking for a little bit before things get quiet again. They always end up even more tangled up together than they were previously.

🌙🪐🌙🪐🌙🪐🌙🪐

[thicksexyasswomen46]

Litty Again

@_lex & crew

@thicksexyasswomen46🥃🥃

[melefim]

Swearing in Dead Boy Detectives: Masterlist

My Dead Boy Detectives swearing posts are on the way!

I went through each episode and tallied up every curse word I could find, and the results are in!

I’ll be putting up posts for individual episodes, characters, and words- with lots of interlinks to hopefully make navigating everything easy. This post will be the Masterlist, updated with direct links each time a new individual post goes up.

Each post will have charts and graphs, as well as the original lines containing each swear.

Lines in red below are posts that have not gone up yet. Lines in black are up and links should be live. All posts will be tagged as “#dead boy detectives swearing” on my blog.

Episodes:

The Case of Crystal Palace

The Case of the Dandelion Shrine

The Case of the Devlin House

The Case of the Lighthouse Leapers

The Case of the Two Dead Dragons

The Case of the Creeping Forest

The Case of the Very Long Stairway

The Case of the Hungry Snake

Characters:

Edwin Payne

Charles Rowland

Crystal Palace

Niko Sasaki

Jenny Green

David the Demon

Esther Finch

The Night Nurse

The Cat King

Tabby and Calico Cats

Litty

Kingham

Maxine

The Boys Who Killed The Boys (Simon & Charles’ ‘Friend’)

Ghostly Clients

Brad

Hunter

Maren

Twitchy Richie

Crystal’s Parents

Girls in Crystal’s Memories

Non-Cursing Characters

Words:

Fuck

Shit

Bitch

Ass

Damn

Hell

Bloody

Bloody Hell

God

Jesus

Screw

Words said only once

Words said only twice

Words said only thrice

Overall notes/caveats:

-I did a couple double check rewatches, and tried my best to be accurate, but I still might have missed something- if you spot one I’ve not included, please let me know!

- I did not include the episode recaps in the tallies.

- Variations of the same word are grouped together- for example, ‘Shit’ ‘Bullshit’ and ‘BS’ were all counted towards the total for ‘Shit’.

-The exception to this was ‘Bloody’ ‘Hell’ and ‘Bloody Hell’- all three were counted separately.

- If a word was not used as a curse, it was not counted. For example, ‘I spent seventy years in Hell’ was not counted, while ‘What the hell?’ was.

- I am not British, and therefore I’m not 100% on all the British curses. If there were words I wasn’t sure about, they were not included in the tallies, but will appear in the relevant posts as bonus comments. Again, please feel free to correct me if any words were categorized incorrectly and I’ll update the posts!

- I’ll do my best to get them out as quickly as I can, I’m aiming for minimum one a day but will be trying to do more whenever possible.

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If you like lists of things like I do, you can check out my other Dead Boy Detective ones here!

When Charles’ Shirt Color Changes

George Rextrew’s Edwin comic inspo board

Full Soundtrack with timestamps

Moves, Incidents, and Cases masterlist

First pass at finding where the songs in the score are used- full post with timestamps in progress.

[paraphwrites]

dbda twilight au. we all know i was gonna write one eventually

crystal palace moves to a small town -port townsend, washington- to get away from her mom, who seems more invested in her art and her new fiancé philip than her ("it's pronounced phil-eep, darling, not philip, like some common american") -- and, more importantly, she needs to get away from her shitty ex, david. port townsend is just as shitty as you'd expect - rain, constantly, and cats, everywhere. her dad, mick, is fine enough, mostly keeps to himself and fishes.

she befriends litty (jessica) and kingham (lauren), who try to "show her the ropes," no matter how many times crystal insists she doesn't actually give a fuck about this school, and will be out of here in 18 months.

and then, she meets the cullens. there's three of them: edwin (edward), niko (alice), monty (jasper), and. their parents, jenny (carlisle) and maxine (esme), are apparently really young -barely thirty- and jenny is the best doctor in the state. and she's- intrigued is an understatement. they're so beautiful it physically hurts, and they're strangely pale. most of all, though, they're keeping to themselves, which naturally means crystal needs to fucking figure out what's up with them. litty says that they're, like, dating each other, even though they're adopted siblings, and that they would never date anyone else, so don't even bother

well, then crystal is assigned to be edwin's lab partner. and he's making this awful face the whole time, like she smells bad or some shit. she tries to confront him about his after class, but he immediately runs off, and disappears for the next two weeks.

when he finally does return, he's a whole other person. hella nice, asking all sorts of questions, but he asks them sort of off. like he isn't used to talking to people. which makes sense, because his family is always sitting at lunch dead silent, with a bag of eggs between them. no wonder he's socialized badly. she tries to shrug him off at first, because crystal palace has fucking pride, but she's really curious about him, and eventually that wins out.

and then he saves her life. and that really does throw a wrench in everything. because there was no fucking way he should have been able to stop a moving car.

so- his skin is cold as ice, and he's got inhumane skin, and he's hella pale- obviously a vampire.

she goes to the beach with litty and kingham and some other people who she doesn't know the names of -- maren something, and a guy who's name is chad or brad or something douchey. she breaks away from them pretty quickly. and then, she meets charles (jacob).

charles is- well, first of all, he's cute. secondly, he's really eager to talk to her. she's pretty sure he has a crush on her, which is validating, and also, like, extremely useful. because charles has an extensive knowledge of local lore. he's really happy to tell her, too. and eventually she gathers that, in fact, there are legends of vampires in port townsend, washington

it escalates pretty quickly, from that. the fucker saves her life, again, and this time, he can't hide it. so, they discuss. in the forest. at night. because crystal is a little stupid sometimes, okay?

eventually, it's figured out. he's a vampire. he lives with his vampire family in a vampire house in the middle of port townsend, washington, and he's been to high school thirty times.

"i could kill you," he says. he tears a tree from the ground to demonstrate.

"you'll get dirt under your nails," crystal replies, unimpressed. "what would the babes think?"

but so now crystal wants to meet his family, or else -- she's tired of hearing about them vaguely watching them from a distance. unsure of how else to proceed, he agrees.

of course, niko immediately is all over her. niko decides they're best friends, now, and that edwin doesn't get to hang out with crystal ever again, because edwin is lame and boring and 102, and she's only 84, so she's the much better choice.

it's eventually revealed that monty and edwin are, in fact, dating, so litty at least got that much right. but niko is very much single.

(crystal knows this because the first time they meet niko says, "hi!! i'm niko!! i'm 84, single, and think you're very cute.")

anyway, everything's going great. crystal practically moves in there. niko loves fashion and using crystal as a barbie doll, and crystal loves watching niko work, laughing and chatting for hours. crystal also gets the joy of insulting edwin's music taste ("debussy? really?") and using monty's tarrot cards to tell edwin that something mysteriously bad was going to happen soon

jenny invites her, one day, to play baseball with them. crystal is kind of apprehensive, at first, because peace and love, but none of them seem particularly athletic. she's pretty sure a strong breeze could knock monty over. but she reluctantly agrees, even though it's raining, because niko wraps her in her pink wool coat, and asks her pretty please, and also, because when she says yes, niko kisses her cheek and smiles like it's christmas.

so, yeah, they play baseball. it's actually fucking insane, because of how strong and fast they are. she watches with maxine, who point-blank refuses to play, and for the first time, ever, she feels at home.

and then, the vampires come. esther and thomas and a red-haired woman who doesn't give her name.

as soon as esther smells crystal, a human, the hunt is on.

it's all a blur, after that. niko and monty take her to arizona, while edwin stays behind to hold off esther, and jenny and maxine spread a fake-scent of crystal elsewhere. it's 48 hours of pure chaos.

and then, someone else kills esther.

a long-haired woman, running around in full nude. it's ruthlessly efficient. thomas and the red-haired woman take one look at her and immediately run the fuck away. edwin murmurs something sounding like "lilith," and then she is gone too, and it's over.

they take her back to washington.

[brainrotbee]

Foolish Pairing Fest Day 4: Esther x Litty

~

Esther kicked a dusty skull to the side. The gothic forest thing had been out for a while. Whoever was in charge of this stretch clearly knew nothing. She took a puff from her pipe and spotted the clearing in front of her. Perfect. Now she didn’t have to kill her dryad informant for lying. Well, she’d consider not killing her. The little sapling girl was really annoying. 

She strutted towards the shrine in the center of the clearing. Hopefully, she’d never have to enter the woods again. If she left with sticks in her hair, there would be hell to pay. Once she reached the shrine, she put a hand on her hip as she looked around for the sacrificial coins or whatever they were. 

“Who are you?” 

Esther looked around but didn’t see anyone. She couldn’t be hearing voices this early in the morning. Happy Hour wasn’t until later. Then she spotted it, a tiny woman in a God-awful argyle number. 

“Aren’t you adorable?” Esther cooed. “The hat really makes you look like snowball cake.” She took a step forward and tapped the shrine with her cane. The sprite fell over from the force of it. “I could just eat you up.” 

“And your skirt reminds me of tacky curtains,” the sprite shot back. “Makes me want to hang you.” 

Esther raised an eyebrow. She was good. Who knew that a little sprite could be the one to match her energy. “Listen, sweetie,” Esther began. “I need some of those coins sitting there behind you. Now, you can either let me take them or I can live out my lifelong dream of seeing what a smushed sprite looks like.” She smiled. “My theory is similar to bugs on a windshield.” 

“Those coins are ours,” the sprite said, her voice dripping with false sympathy. “Sorry, babe.” 

“What’s your name, little one?”

“Litty.” 

“Oh.” Esther curled her lip. “Unique.” She brushed a blonde curl out of her face and took another puff. “Listen, shitty-”

“Litty.”

“Whatever. I need those coins and since you’re living in my town-” Esther shrugged. “-It’s only fair.” 

“The forest isn’t a part of ‘your town,’” Litty argued. “But I totally believe you. You definitely look older than Port Townsend.” 

“Careful,” Esther warned sweetly. She revealed the knife on the end of her cane and ran a painted nail over it. “Or things could get messy.” 

Litty scoffed. “Please. I’m a god.” 

“So am I.” 

They stared at each other. As much as Esther hated to admit it, she was having fun. Finding gal pals was such a hassle. Things were always easy in the beginning and then they did something to make her mad and she’d inflict horrifying and sometimes life-ending curses on them. It was honestly such an ordeal. 

“I like you,” Esther said. “So instead of taking the coins, I’m willing to barter.” She sheathed the cane-knife. “Is there anything you want in exchange.” 

“Bartering. God, what are you, a pilgrim?” Litty sighed and thought for a while. “You’re a witch, right? Wrinkles, trashy clothes, grating voice?” 

“That’s rich coming from a schoolgirl lookalike, tree-hugging sprite,” Esther replied. “And your pleats are uneven.” 

Litty looked down at her skirt before looking up in irritation. “Anyway, I want a potion.”

“What kind?” Esther asked in boredom. She was going to smush this little twerp if it was an intensive potion. 

“Something to teach a two-faced moron a lesson.” 

“Done.” Esther snapped her fingers and a hair growth potion appeared. She wondered how it would affect something as tiny as a sprite. Not her circus, not her monkeys. “Now the coins.” Without waiting, she scooped them up and set the potion down on the rim of the shrine. “I would say it’s been a pleasure,” Esther said, examining her nails. “But it really hasn’t. Au revoir.” 

She began walking away, taking care to crush one of the forest skulls on her way out.

[elfolfenburg]

SONIC MEETING DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF SHADOW AND SAVING THEM IN DIFFERENT WAYS

I GGRRRGGJGJDNSJSJSHAAJDJCJDBSBSJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BCS sonic doesn’t wanna let him down, again. He can’t keep loosing him over and over

As much as sonic cares for his man shadow bro, iz gonna take awhile to save em one by one fr, but baby steps y'know baby steps, also my boy sonic definitely got favs fr insterms of the shadow subprime au

1st: bebe shadow (older brother mode activated)

2nd: dippy shadow (he kinda thinks he cooler now)

3rd: dgaf shadow (getting litty and high up here ykwis🌿)

[cvnntagious]

i’m back again 🙎🏻‍♀️ (i just notice this emoji exists wtf) what is frat litty chris doing right now 😋🍽️

[saturday, 11:59PM] :

fratboy!chris is quite literally balls deep in cherry up in his room right now. he’s higher than an air balloon, and in desperate need of release as he uses cherry recklessly, destroying her poor cunt. his thrusts are sloppy, yet strangely familiar, and his pleasure’s amplified not only by the weed he smoked, but because he didn’t bother to roll on a rubber, savoring every inch of her sweet pussy. he’s sure he probably has some customers looking for him downstairs, having ditched the party almost immediately when cherry showed up late, grateful she’d showed up at all—especially after she told him she’d never step foot in the frat again the other day. but gosh was he glad she did, eager to blow his load deep inside her now

[e-payne]

LET'S GOOOOOO i'm going for. "song". sure wonder where that'll pop up 😏

alex <3

oh yeah this was sooooo difficult i really had to dig for this one.

next honey instalment im working on. Edwin is having a lot of feelings about a number of things, mainly Charles.

He works for a few more hours, reports back to Jenny, books in a fitting for Crystal’s talk show appearance next week, responds to a very painful email from Litty—another single is due to release by the end of next week, granted Charles approves the cover art before the Sprites become fucking impossible—and now Edwin is just thinking about Charles again. Damn it.    The violin sits rests innocently just inside of Edwin’s peripheral vision, neglected on the side bench, and Edwin contemplates it greatly for an undetermined length of time. Before he can talk himself out of it, Edwin snaps a photo of it and texts Charles. I believe I still owe you a song, correct?

wip word guessing game! send me an ask with a word and i'll post a sentence or paragraph from one of my wips that contains that word!

[birdbrainedboy]

I’m obsessed with this show and fear a hyperfixation anyways here are my thoughts on every character in the show

Edwin Paine: forever my favorite, even back before the show when I read the comics! I think it’s funny that basically every man in the show wants him? I’m intrigued by his character arc throughout the story regarding his sexuality as despite dying in 1916, he seems to have had time to slowly become more accepting of gay people (I’m guessing in part due to Charles, who is pansexual), to the point where there’s only mild internalized homophobia if at all, which just exhibits itself in him denying any possible feelings for Monty. I love how face-value and logical he is while still being a sweetheart

Charles Rowland: he has a pan flag pin on his jacket which confuses me bc can ghosts only wear clothes they would’ve worn when they were alive, or how do ghost clothes work? Because he died in 1989 and I’m near positive he didn’t wear that pin back there. Anyways I do love him but I wonder about some design choices, like the one earring (not sure why it just kinda annoys me). That was more a rant abt his design than his character, which I have nothing notable to say abt since I LOVE HIM he’s so real

Crystal Palace: sometimes she was a bit annoying the way she was trying way too hard to pry into everyone’s lives, but honestly that was just momentary annoyance since nothing could make me hate her. I love how her past was slowly revealed (as someone who already knew it from the comics) and how she came to terms with the person she used to be vs the person she is now. She’s so cool!

David the demon: honestly kind of caught me off guard at first bc the person I’m dating is named David but I actually enjoyed his character. LOVED when Crystal dealt with him in the end. He was very interesting

Niko Sasaki: I love Niko, but I have some problems with her character. First of all, I feel like ditsy anime-loving cutesy Asian girl with dyed hair is a weirdly common trope? But whatever my main issue is that it feels like characters who normalize the fetishization of gay men are so common. Like if Niko had been a guy obsessed with lesbian manga evb would be weirded out, so why is it different? If we ignore all of this tho I absolutely adore her and I’m actually praying she’s in the next season bc she was one of my favorites (esp her relationship w Edwin)

Jenny: She is so hot and cool and funny I’m in love with her

Esther: oh my god words cannot come close to describing how much I love her character. She felt powerless and weak in the past and now she’s become obsessed with making sure nobody has that power over her ever again. She was so fun and I loved her attitude! I’m sure she won’t show up next season, as she was the main antagonist of s1, and while I love her, I kind of hope she doesn’t since I think her arc was finished.

Monty: His personality was like 2020 “soft boy” who acts nice and dumb but is lowkey a manipulator. So obviously this kind of made me like ☠️ bc why is he acting like that… but I still love him to bits because he’s just a crow guys he didn’t ask to be human,, Anyways yeah his personality annoys me but also I love him so much so? It’s confusing. ITS COMPLICATED. I will cry if he’s not in s2

Kingham and Litty: I honestly thought they were annoying but I can’t lie they were so fucking funny. Every time they were on screen I laughed.

Cat King: oh my god. He is so camp. I love him. There’s honestly not much to say he is simply iconic. Love how he’s afraid to be alone so chases after other people, he’s so real AGHH I love him

Night Nurse: Ruth Connell the woman you are… 😍 she reminds me of Muriel from Good Omens, in a way, and I love her! I really hope we get to see more of her in relation to the guy in the fish, and see her get to better understand human emotions and why they choose to cling onto the human world rather than pass on!

[elmp]

Make Strike Negotiations Violence, Again

You must always be

The side willing to open

Fire on the children

[nonhumanhermitheadcanons]

Tangotek is a bee and blaze hybird but he has more bee features please hear me out PLEASEE hear me out PLEASEE he would have littie bee wings on his back, they aren't strong enough for him to fly but their there and he would have very very faint stripes than u need to take a closer look, bee stripes really. His hair is more fuzzy and fluffly like one would feel on a bee, he still has that fire aspect to it however. His eye shape is more like one would see on abee however his iris is a burning blaze, a flame. hear me out!! !L <!L <! Tangoteks hugs are warm, they aren't really hot like you would exepct a blazeborn would be, mainly because again, he has more bee features than his blazeborns one, their still more warmer than a none blazeborn though Grian isn't an actual parrot, hes an owl, he paints his wings to look like a parrot due to the entire pesky bird thing for funzies, he could even turn his head around 180 degress fif he want to but he doesnt cause hes way too lazy, also he has no eyes, he sewed them on, which means they don't blink, ever. shapeshifter pearl, shes ussally a moth, sometimes, she shapesshift into herself, but, upsided down. not a single person knows what wels is, they all tthink he might actually came from the medival times, which isn't far off, all they know is that wels might be immortal, also they are correnced why this man wears kinght armor ALL the time. Impulse is a humming bird ONLY in the life series ( and no one knows either casuse no one can see his wings, only him) because,, humming bird curse ( i can, like, go in detail if u ever want me to id kshrug shrug) he is however also the only human, like ever, in hermitcraft, and a good chunck of other smps, (his hels is the only cometptyl none human) okay, thats, all for now, pulsegoat out -pulsegoat

ohh I love those!