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Hi peeps It's gamescom (I went yesterday and am.planning on going tomorrow) and it makes me so happy seeing so many different people attend it. Truly seems like games are widely accepted in many different life styles. So many more to share it with! Enjoy your weekend and to those wh atend gamescm happy gaming! Photo and edit by @fantasticpeoplepictures #jesterlavorre #jestercosplay #jester #criticalrolecampaign2 #critter #criticalrole #critrole #criticalrolecosplay #littlebluetiefling #littlesapphire #dnd #dnd5e #mightyneincosplay #mightynein (hier: Mönchengladbach) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChuTLpErjq8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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When the video speaks for itself. The quality of these varsity jackets are INSANE!! . I can’t get over it!! . . Critters are back up for grabs! I’ll be working on some basic hoodies and crop tops to match for those who like the crop and hoodie styles more . . #criticalrole #mollymauktealeaf #criticalrolecosplay #criticalrolecaduceus #caduceus #caduceusclay #littlesapphire #jester #fashion #thekigustop https://www.instagram.com/p/B9cfMsopj0_/?igshid=oz9rmgplsp3s
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Have a little Witchy Jester for Halloween! And come find me in the Dealer's Room promoting #AnimeNEXT and get FREE CANDYYYY!!! (Or a Teal Pumpkin Project treat 💙) #criticalrole #critters #jesterlavorre #littlesapphire #originaldesign #witch #samhain #halloween #disastertiefling https://www.instagram.com/p/B4V2_KlDwSt/?igshid=1koejlldfhol5
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Mermaid Jester because it's getting warmer and I really wanted to draw Jester as a mermaid Btw that's a stinger on her dorsal fin as a homage to her tiefling tail! @laurabaileyvo @critical_role . . . . . . . #critterart #critterfam #fanart #jester #jesterlavorre #littlesapphire #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart #beauregard #fjord #nottthebrave #calebwidogast #yashanidoorin #mollymauktealeaf #caduceusclay #mermaid #fantasy #ocean https://www.instagram.com/p/BwAu9IVnIbH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7pvc5y3286dy
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Finally getting down to editing these pics. Thanks to everyone who submitted their handles so I could tag you. . FanExpo 2019 Day 1 Part 1 #fanexpo #cosplay . #avatarthelastairbender #avataraang #katara #toph . #teentitans #raven #starfire #dccomics . #critroleto #jester #littlesapphire #vaxildan #mollymauk #beauregard #mightynein #voxmachina #criticalrole . #studioghibli #princessmononoke #mononoke . #Disney #lionking #scar (at Metro Toronto Convention Centre) https://www.instagram.com/p/B12py_Yjuu3/?igshid=17xth93j93fsw
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Who need a light cantrip when you have a IRL driftglobe? . Just joking, I don't have 7000 gold pieces just lying around 🙃 I did, however, have an Apple of Eden from Assassin's Creed, so that's what it really is! Think it came out pretty cool👌 . Hope everyohas a wonderful, or at least not horrible, Monday! Do you play #DungeonsAndDragons? What's your favourite class? . #Cosplay #cosplayofintagram #Tiefling #tieflingcosplay #tieflingfemale #Roleplaying #assassinscreed #AppleofEden #DoYouEvenRollBro #GetOnMyLevel #D20 #criticalrole #ClosetCosplay #LittleSapphire #StaleDonutsForYou #UnderTheSea #Ukotoa https://www.instagram.com/p/B1n5hANjdK3/?igshid=uyf9tssd0hmx
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[Image description: Two edited images from the Among Us game. The first is a kill screen from the game, showing the purple astronaut stabbing the red astronaut against a fiery red streak on the screen. The purple astronaut has curly ram horns. The second image is the “Discuss” screen from the game, with nine astronauts in two columns. There are five astronauts in the first column: a purple astronaut labelled “Lucien,” a dark blue astronaut labelled “LittleSapphire” with the image of a megaphone beside the name, a green astronaut labelled “CapnTusktooth,” a pink astronaut labelled “Mr Clay,” and a red astronaut labelled “Vess DeRogna” that is crossed out and darkened. There are four astronauts in the second column: an orange astronaut labelled “Caleb,” a yellow astronaut labelled “VethTheBrave,” a black astronaut labelled “Yasha,” and a cyan astronaut labelled “ExpositorBeau.” Text at the centre top of the screen reads “Who Is The Imposter?”]
“Ohmygosh you guys, I was on cams and I saw Purple running out of Admin so I went to check and Red’s dead in there, I think it was Purple, Purple killed Red-”
#critical role#critical role spoilers#my edit#spoilers for the end of 2x114#when the mighty nein think they're playing politics but they're actually playing among us#(except for fjord who would really like to play the floor is lava)
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Labor of Love: A Critical Role Shadowgast Fanfic
I don’t have any excuse for this besides have a cute modern with magic bakery shadowgast AU in this trying time with a healthy dose of food description and stressed businessman Essek trying to find love in a modern with magic world. If people would like me to continue this, let me know!
Enjoy!
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Preview:
*“Guten Morgen, welcome to Xhorhaus Bakery. How can I help you?”
Essek’s mouth went dry.
The face that met his was attractive in the very traditional Empire way. In fact, the man looking at him looked as if he had stepped right out of an Empire propaganda film espousing the ye olde Zemnian way of life. There were the deep set blue eyes, the long copper hair pulled out of the way in a bun. He had pale freckled skin and the shadow of a ruddy beard beginning at his jaw. There was a dusting of flour or sugar on his cheek, and he wore a simple white shirt with a blue apron tied at his hips. It wasn’t fair that he had to meet someone so attractive so early in the morning, Essek thought derisively.*
Essek often wondered if he was born cursed, or if his disdain for most living things rubbed off on his environment and made it almost impossible to function. It wasn’t as if he tried to be hateful or annoyed at most things in life, it’s just that most things were so thoroughly irritating that it was desperately hard to function. He wondered if everyone felt this way...or if it was only him.
That was the thought that crossed Essek’s mind as he sat in traffic for ten minutes. His car, a shiny black new model grumbled in discontent as white fumes danced into the cold Rosohna air. His GPS finally pinged to let him know there was a road closure, and in a fit of desperation, Essek swung his car into the left lane and turned off the street and onto the next avenue. Rosohna was a relatively updated city, and having lived there all his life he tended to be able to navigate it well. This, however, would be an annoying detour.
“Hey Hallas, text Leylas Kryn,” Essek asked as he tapped the steering wheel. He jabbed at his radio, turning off Marion Lavorre’s latest single half way through her call for her love to treat her the way she deserved. Good for her.
“What would you like to say?” his phone asked him, lighting up from where it sat cradled on his dashboard.
“Road closed, running late and won’t be able to go by your preferred coffee shop. GPS says I’m 15 minutes out. I’ll try to swing by another place on the way,” Essek said, as clearly and concisely as he could. Hallas managed to read back the message before Essek sent it. Almost immediately his phone pinged in response and the message was read out.
"Alright. Thank you for letting me know, the ambassador is running late anyways so you have some time."
Essek sighed, drumming his fingers with a bit more intensity. He didn’t like this day already and it had barely started.
He plugged his GPS and looked for the closest coffee shop with the best reviews on the way. His GPS pinged with the place, a bakery called the Xhorhaus Bakery. It was a kitschy name, with a bare bones website, but it would just have to do. With few other options, Essek set his sights for the place. Essek pulled in at the quaint bakery, thankful for the empty parking spot in the front. Essek didn't like new things as a rule. New meant unpredictable and unknowable, and Essek prided himself on knowing everything that was going on all at once at all times.
Essek rushed through the door, hand on his phone and tapping it to the parking monitor sensor. He caught a glimpse of frosted glass and pretty dark brick, but barely paid attention until he was in the door.
Essek nearly swallowed his own tongue as his brain screeched to a grinding halt.
It was utterly magic. That was really the only way to describe it. Display cases were bursting with pastel-frosted cupcakes and sugar-glazed fruit tarts. There were rows of sweets...golden dough puffs filled with ricotta and cherries and dusted with confectioners sugar, macarons arranged like beautiful shiny buttons, turnovers fashioned like ship masts, elephant ears, honey-buns shaped like bees, cookies pressed into whimsical shapes. There was a whole section for ice cream, waffles and crepes advertised on the weekends. Mothers and fathers cradled children and laughed as a bright blue tiefling dolled out what looked like free samples, a tall firbolg carrying a tray disappeared into the back as a half-orc came in to slide another tray of cookies into an empty rack. At the sit down section, a halfling and two human women of various sizes both carried trays of different styled cups and kettles to customers. The whole place had an eclectic vibe, like things had been found at consignment stores and sales and brought together to fill the place. Each table was different and the chairs were all different too in a way that looked half-planned and half-thrown together. Like the business had been a half-thought half-dream that had gained a foothold in wakefulness.
Thankfully, Essek was in a line. He absorbed the information that lay before him quickly, as well as skimming the coffee menu that was emblazoned on the board in chalk. There were categories like, Breakfast with Beau, Bakery Favorites, and Cad’s Tea Corner. Bakery Favorites seemed to be the safest choice. The edges of the boards were doodled with flowers and cute animals and...was that a dick? No. Probably not he was just seeing things. Though it wasn’t an exact match to what his boss and her wife usually got, he hoped it would be good enough that she would forgive the difference and the lateness.
He got up to the counter, having practiced his order in his head at least a dozen times. The wait time hadn’t been long, nor was the line. That at least was a benefit over the place he usually stopped to get his boss’s drinks. Their usual place was a trendy cafe with a dizzying variety of brews that was operated by people who looked down at you for not knowing a medium was a grande. Essek tended to feel safe in a place of rigid social roles like that, so it never bothered him. This was a new frontier.
“Guten Morgen, welcome to Xhorhaus Bakery. How can I help you?”
Essek’s mouth went dry.
The face that met his was attractive in the very traditional Empire way. In fact, the man looking at him looked as if he had stepped right out of an Empire propaganda film espousing the ye olde Zemnian way of life. There were the deep set blue eyes, the long copper hair pulled out of the way in a bun. He had pale freckled skin and the shadow of a ruddy beard beginning at his jaw. There was a dusting of flour or sugar on his cheek, and he wore a simple white shirt with a blue apron tied at his hips. It wasn’t fair that he had to meet someone so attractive so early in the morning, Essek thought derisively.
“One venti matcha latte with almond milk and a single pump of agave, one venti iced caramel macchiato, as light on the ice as possible, and one tall black coffee,” Essek said in a perfectly even and rehearsed tone, working past the fact he felt like he was being punched repeatedly in the face each time he noticed something new about the extremely handsome man. He was wearing a nametag but he just couldn’t focus enough to read it. His hands were large. Really large. Gods above and below, were bakeries always this warm?
“Which blend would you like for the black coffee?”
“What?” Essek asked, startled because for some reason the handsome man was still talking to him.
“For the black coffee,” the man repeated, pointing to the different...canniesters? What did you call those? He didn’t know the word. Coffee-holder would be what he would call it in Undercommon. Essek didn’t like this. He was going off script. This was why he hated new places. “We have three blends. Dark, medium, and light.”
Did it matter? Essek thought, now concerned that it did. He had always just assumed that the different types..obviously were roasted for different times. But it all tasted the same to him.
“Dark,” Essek said, feeling as if this had been happening for an hour. He needed to go lay down. The handsome man began to press the buttons into his register.
“Would you like anything else? We have some samples of our honey-buns,” the man said, motioning to the tray on the counter with bite-sized portions cut out. “They are our highest seller for breakfast items.”
“I’ll take a dozen,” Essek said. Hopefully this too would help ease the fact he was definitely late, plus, the office-girls always loved sweet things. He offered his card to the cashier, who motioned to the coins-only sign. “I’m sorry, sir. Card reader is down unfortunately. Haven’t had a chance yet to renew the enchantment.”
“It’s no problem,” Essek said, fishing out his coin purse and placing the coins into his hand. His skin brushed--hot, no he wasn’t thinking about it.
“Of course,” the man said. “I’ll get that ready for you. I’ll need a name for the coffees though.”
“Essek.”
“Thank you.”
Essek stepped to the side, the place labeled with pick up. Essek stood there, trying to be interested in his phone. Empire News Network was reporting about some sort of sea creature sighting by sailors. He was more interested in the little white-board by the pick up station. Written in beautiful looping cursive was “Send me a Message!”, the name of the messaging and photo app that was popular nowadays. There was a list of names...most likely employees: @nottthebrave, @captntusktooth, @ohnoregard, @caddyshack, @orphanmaker, @littlesapphire, @caleb_widogast, and @frumpkinthefeyking. Above them all was @XhorhausBakery, the emblem with the little cat and the crown next to a tree.
Bad idea, Essek thought, though his own Message was open. This was a bad idea. But which one was the hot cashier? It wouldn’t hurt...just to follow him would it? He needed to figure out which one of them was the hot cashier, but, he didn’t think he could look at the hot cashier for long without his eyes burning.
“Coffees and honey-buns for Essek!”
The cheerful accented voice came from the blue tiefling, who nearly leaned over the counter. She was dressed in a white dress and the blue apron, and wore a pink bandana tied to the top of her head in front of her curled horns. On the front of her apron was pinned the name tag, “Hi I’m Jester!”
“You made the right choice, though I also love the elephant ears, oh and the macarons, but don’t get me started on the cupcakes!” Jester said excitedly, giving him the drinks in the drink holder and the box. The box itself was a simple robin’s egg blue, but it was tied with a pretty pink ribbon. “You should come back for the cupcakes! We enchant them so they give you different sensations as you eat!”
“Are all the sweets here enchanted?” Essek asked, suddenly now very nervous about the box of treats he was holding.
“Yep! We’re a maaaagic bakery,” Jester said, with her fingers wiggling on the word magic. Essek noticed a holy symbol of some sort tied to her wrist.
“What do these do?” Essek asked, holding up the box.
“Oh! Those? The honey changes flavors, and it gives the scent of flowers as you chew! Like a little bee going through a field,” Jester said excitedly. “Right Caleb?”
Essek’s head whipped to the side so fast he probably almost broke something. There was a large hand that raised with a thumb’s up. Hot cashier was Caleb.
“Thank you,” Essek said, and without any further ado he was out of the bakery like hellhounds were at his feet.
Essek managed to get to the meeting within the bounds of polite lateness. The Bright Queen accepted her drink, as did her wife Quana. Essek handed the box of honey-buns off to the receptionists who took them gleefully. He spent the first part of the morning responding to emails and inquiries. He quickly got together the itinerary for her next visit to Assarius for the conference on magic education. He absently pawed at his coffee, taking a quick sip. The coffee was good enough that he paused for a moment, before shaking his head. It was all mental, after all, it was just black coffee. It didn’t stop him from downing it though.
“Essek,” Leylas Kryn said as she left her office. Essek ripped his tome-pad from its charging station and followed her as he usually did. “Thank Luxon, at least you are able to keep appointments. Why are people so incapable of keeping to schedule. You took care of the itinerary?”
“Yes, the schedule was sent out to you and the core ambassadors five minutes ago,” Essek said as he tapped the screen open. “Travel has been booked, your private plane should be ready to go at 8:00. Hotel at the Pillow Trove has been arranged--the Royal Suite, as usual. I also made sure to set restaurant options for you, though I have of course included both my recommendations as well as your travel agent.”
“Tell Orphea that I said no on the model she chose for the Tal’dorei spread. I said I wanted young, fresh, illuminating. She sent tired and dowdy. We want people to be celebrating the Xhorhassian cultural boom, the renaissance of our people might I add, and not rolling their eyes. Also RSVP that party Zethris Olios is holding if you haven’t done so.”
“Already taken care of, ma’am. I told the driver to pick you up at 9:45 sharp, and made sure to request the drink selections for your entourage...in mini-bottles, of course.”
“Wonderful work, Essek as always I know I can count on you,” she said with a nod before looking back at him. “And by the way, that latte you got me today was fantastic. I know Quana greatly enjoyed her drink as well. The girls were raving about those...uh...honey-buns all morning too. Make that your usual stop if you don’t mind. No use going to a coffee shop and a different bakery when you can just get everything at one place.”
Essek nearly tripped over his own feet, but managed to catch himself. After all, he couldn’t scuff his shoes. He had just bought them.
“Of course,” Essek said, trying to write the reminder in his phone...his Message was just staring at him...hot cashier-Caleb taunting him. He had thought it would be one time. He could follow the man on his public Message page and oggle at him because he would never see him ever again. Attraction was so much neater and simpler if the people on the other end of it...well...if they were simply reduced to pictures of them and their cat maneuvering a coffee machine.
It was fine though, Essek snapped at himself. He was an adult. He could deal with looking at an attractive man every morning. If anything, it would be a nice distraction from the daily grind.
“Essek!” Maruo crowed from her office space as they walked by, her goblin ears perked up excitedly. “Those pastries you got were amazing! I was gonna eat the last one, but did you want it?”
"No thank you...I don't particularly like sweets," Essek said, as graciously as possible. Leylas Kryn raised an eyebrow at him. She waved at Maruo who gave her the honey bun instead.
"You don't like sweets?" she asked him, sounding extremely suspicious as they continued to walk. The sound of Leylas Kryn’s heels were enough to get everyone in the hallway to move out of her way. As they walked towards the elevator, the drow woman in it exited with a nod of her head and seemed content to wait for the next one.
"Not really," Essek admitted. He couldn't remember the last pastry he had eaten. Part of the issue was that he didn't get very hungry. That morning he had a breakfast bar...the night before...well he had eaten leftover take out. He didn't remember eating lunch at all yesterday--he probably hadn't. He had been on the phone with the interviewer. Most of the time, he got home and was simply too exhausted to make a substantial effort.
The other part of it was food didn't hold much appeal to him. He thought back to when he was growing...minimally but growing, and he had eaten two huge meals a day. He went out to dinner with these important executives and politicians now and picked at his plate. It took such an effort to get up in the morning and to do the things he needed to do that enjoying food was low on his priorities.
"Eat it," she ordered, shoving the honey bun in his face as they walked out of the elevator and into the main lobby. "You need a little sweetening, Essek."
"Give him a whole box," Quana Kryn chuckled as she saddled up next to Leylas as they walked to the car. She was dressed in a power suit that immaculately matched Leylas’ little black dress and red pumps. It annoyed Essek how perfectly in sync they were, especially considering that Leylas left their house at least an hour before Quana so they didn’t even have time to coordinate. Did having sex regularly do that to a couple? Essek didn’t delve in much further with that line of questioning
"I am perfectly pleasant at all times," Essek said, with a signature smile.
"Of course, but something sweet never hurt anyone," Leylas said with an irritatingly knowing gaze as the driver opened the door for them. “Follow us in your car?”
“Yes, of course, I will meet you there,” Essek said, and then with a pop of the door and the engine, the Kryns were off to take on Rosohna. Essek stood on the curb for a moment, looking at the honey-bun he had in his hand. With all the excitement that a child had when taking a health potion, Essek bit into the pastry.
It was a revelation. Still crisp on the outside, fluffy on the inside. A smooth, mellow, and yet fragrant honey and cinnamon swirl sandwiched within layers of buttery, fluffy pastry. There was the scent of spring-time and lazy summer mornings when dew was fresh on the grass and wildflowers and there was that pleasant warmth in the air, and the frosting itself was vanilla and honey and just a dash of sea-salt.
Before he realized it, it was gone from his hand. The magic had dissipated, and left him yearning for more.
Oh no, he thought. This couldn’t end well.
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With the Kryns at the conference for the week, one would think that Essek may have time to breathe. However, being one of the high-ranking people at the company meant that somehow he got even more mucked down in the day-to-day tasks. He did go to the Xhorhaus Bakery a few more times, but always called in his order ahead. He would catch a glimpse of Caleb, on occasion receive a smile or a welcome, before being handed his order and rushing right out. Essek could pretend it was the assistants' fault...or the marketing department, who were all actually obsessed with the treats he was bringing in on a daily basis. But really, he was the sucker making the point to go in there like some sort of lovestruck teenager to ogle at the cute boy behind the counter.
When he finally arrived on his day off, it was a solid relief. Though, as usual for being a drow, Essek was up early and with little to do. Essek didn’t enjoy cleaning...he did have people who did that after all. He technically had a gym membership...but hated working out more than anything. He ought to visit his den, as any good drow boy did on his day off, but the idea of seeing his family tended to make him nauseous. His eyes caught a stack of books that he hadn’t gotten around to reading--
It was a bad idea...but he was going to do it anyway. He had never been a paragon of wisdom anyways. He dressed as comfortably as he ever let himself dress, after all, life was a performance. If he wasn’t wearing the absolute best, then he was always going to be judged as the absolute worst. And on top of that, Essek was a vain creature who spent a lot of money on deep conditionings for his curls and on his crystal facials (which, honestly, the crystals probably didn’t do anything but they felt expensive and Essek always liked feeling expensive). The one thing he could always control was the way he looked, and he liked looking good.
With his black leather messenger bag slung on his shoulder, his peacoat buttoned, and his boots on, he headed out into the cold morning. In Roshona it was always night, but definitely not temperature controlled. Essek buried his chin more stubbornly in his scarf as he continued to walk through the streets. When he arrived at Xhorhaus Bakery, he felt appropriately wind-tousled and cold. The building itself was warm, and wafted the crippling good scents butter and vanilla to a distracting degree.
It was busy, as Essek had guessed it would be so early in the morning. His shoulder was beginning to ache by the time he reached the front counter. But all of his earthly concerns were wiped away when he met Caleb’s blue eyes. He still wore the white shirt and apron that was the uniform most likely, but that day he was also wearing a button with a cat on his apron. He still looked devastatingly attractive in every possible way and it wasn’t fair because he looked like he had just rolled out of the bed. Essek needed at least an hour in the morning to talk himself into being even vaguely pleasant.
“Oh! Guten Morgen, and welcome back to the Xhorhaus Bakery,” Caleb said, a certain pleasant crinkle to his expression. He was smiling a soft, gentle smile that caught Essek off guard. “What can I get you this morning?”
“What do you recommend for coffee?” Essek asked him, placing his palms on the counter--stretching cold-bitten fingers. He was having heart palpitations, he was pretty sure. He kept trying to look at Caleb and he just couldn’t. It was like looking into the headlights of a car. “I normally just drink black coffee but…”
“I’ll make something for you then,” Caleb offered. “I have a drink in mind. I would also recommend our turnovers today.”
“I’ll have that then,” Essek said, handing over his coins. Caleb took it, opened the ancient looking cash register and handed back the change. Essek slid it into the tip jar.
“Danke. Is that for here or to go?”
“Here, thank you,” Essek said, reslinging the bag and going to find a table.
Essek took a corner table by the window and set about settling in. He balanced his messenger bag on the extra chair before pulling out his books, parchment, and his fountain pen. Essek had always enjoyed spellcraft...he had majored in it in university. Advanced Dunamancy with a minor in Spellcraft Engineering. Gods, if there had been any sort of work besides military for wizardry Essek would have pursued it as a career. But the choice had been military or starving eternal adjunct professor and Essek didn’t find either attractive. Essek had applied for an internship at the government’s Cultural Offices, and had gotten that and through that had managed to work his way up to assistant to Leylas Kryn herself.
It was a well paying job, with fashionable perks like fancy parties. But Essek didn’t love it. He was good at it, but he didn’t enjoy it. Essek didn’t enjoy much in life, so these little treasures he snuck were so much more important.
He was in the middle of reading the second chapter of the Durolvir Lectures on Dunamancy when movement caught his attention out of the corner of his eye. He lifted his head from his book just as the blue tiefling named Jester settled down the tray and the coffee. Her tail curled in the air like a cat catching the sight of something interesting to bat at.
“You totally came back! I knew you would!” Jester said, leaning on the table. Her rather impressive muscles on this display and tipping the table slightly in her excitement. Essek scooped up his cup and the saucer to keep it from spilling on his book and on his notes. On the side of the cup it had the image of swans in a springtime scene, a rather quaint and adorable image.
“I’m surprised you remembered me,” Essek noted, taking a sip of his coffee. It had milk, which was a departure from normal from him. It was smooth and creamy and honestly? The best cup of coffee he had ever had in his whole life. He hadn’t realized he had sighed until he saw Jester was still looking at him rather intently.
“Well duh, of course I remember you. You’re hot boi!”
“...hot boy?” Essek repeated somewhat incredulously.
“I know your name, silly, but you are totally hot boy. Every time you’ve come in here you’ve ordered by phone, rushed in, and grabbed it. I was just surprised to see you actually sitting down this time, which you should do more because, like, we would get to hang out.”
“Well, thank you,” Essek said with a more legitimate smile. “Unfortunately, I am not very good company.”
“I don’t believe that for a single minute,” Jester said suspiciously before shrugging playfully. “But it’s okay if you’re shy! Caleb can be shy too. So what do you do? Where are you from? What’s your mother’s name? Are you married?”
“Are you always this curious?”
“Just about our regulars!” Jester chirped. “Ooookay maybe I lied, I’m curious about everyone but especially our regulars.”
“Well...I am not married. My mother’s name is Dierta Theylss, of Den Theylss. I am from here, and I am an assistant.”
“Ooo, do you work for someone really cool?”
“Perhaps,” Essek said, settling down his cup as he felt that he was no longer in danger. “But I would like to keep some air of mystery.”
“You are mysterious, Essek,” Jester said, utterly tickled-pink...or blue...by that. “Alright, well I gotta go get other people their things, I’ll be over here so just holler if you need something!”
“I will,” Essek promised but suddenly jumped as he felt the sensation of something brushing against his leg. He looked below to see a cat, a well-cared for orange tabby circling his legs. Essek was not used to cats...they were a rather foreign phenomenon that had just recently been introduced. Essek timidly reached his fingers out to brush his head and was rewarded with the creature butting its face against him. He yawned, gave him a slow blink, and then puttered off to parts unknown...which was a basket by the window.
Now thoroughly distracted from his reading and with a plate in front of him, he took another crack at this sugar-thing. Essek took a bite from the turnover, and nearly groaned. The outside butter-puff-pastry was crisp, and the sugar nearly shattered. The inside was first caramel-apple and then it was sharp lemon and then again tart-sweet raspberry. He finished it quickly, taking long luxurious sips of his coffee after he did. Essek couldn’t help but wave over one of the servers he hadn’t met yet. It was the halfling woman who was balancing a tray full of plates and cups on her hip. On her shirt was a name tag that said “Veth”.
“What’s up?” Veth asked curiously.
“Do you know what sort of enchantment is being used in the baking process?” Essek asked.
“It’s not an enchantment per say,” Veth said, brushing her apron with her free hand. “Caleb’s not an enchantment wizard, he’s a transmutation wizard.”
“Caleb is the one who developed this spell?” Essek asked. There was a fluttering of excitement in his chest. A wizard. Had someone magically engineered this man somewhere to make him absolutely perfect for Essek’s imagination? He came to this bakery to...well...enjoy his books and catch a few glimpses at the man. Essek hadn’t come there to get his heart stolen right out from his chest.
“I helped him a bit, but yeah,” Veth said, tugging at her braid thoughtfully before she got a glint in her eyes. “If you are interested I’m sure he’d be happy to explain it to you.”
“Oh no, no,” Essek said, waving his hand desperately. Scripted conversations like ordering at the counter were totally fine. Essek enjoyed parameters and unspoken understandings of conduct, in fact, that was where he shined. But actually speaking to Caleb? Essek couldn’t think of anything more panic-inducing than that.
“No, he’ll be absolutely thrilled!” Veth trilled excitedly. “I’ll go scrounge him up for you!”
She darted off before Essek could get in another word edgewise. This left Essek sitting there, his body nearly vibrating with uncontrolled dread. For a moment Essek seriously considered shoving his things into his bag and running out of the bakery. He wasn’t fast enough, however. As he saw Caleb pop out from behind the counter and begin to walk towards his table. He couldn’t risk never being able to come into this establishment ever again, so he just sat there as Caleb walked up to the table. He was taller than Essek had expected...maybe the counter had done something to his perspective besides giving him a barrier that allowed Essek to imagine that Caleb was some sort of perfect dreamt-up figment of Essek’s socially isolated imagination.
“Veth said you had a question for me?” Caleb asked curiously.
“Ah...it wasn’t anything so major...I was just curious about the spell used to change the flavors of the turnovers,” Essek said, taking a sip of his coffee to clear his suddenly clogged throat. He wished he could melt into the floor...to float away...to disappear completely. However Caleb’s open and earnest gaze kept Essek pinned there in the present.
“It’s a modification of Minor Alchemy,” Caleb explained, taking the empty seat across from him.
“Temporary changes the essence of one object into another for a short period of time,” Essek said, his fascination pushing back his embarrassment. “How do you do it on such a large scale then?”
“I cast it on the filling as it’s being made,” Caleb explained, there was a certain twinkle in his eye. “Are you interested in spellcraft, Herr Essek? I see you are certainly reading some heavy texts.”
“Oh,” Essek said, looking down at the books scattered about in front of him. “Wizardry is just a hobby of mind nowadays.”
“I don’t think Advanced Studies on Magic, Time, and Space sounds like a hobby,” Caleb joked, holding up the textbook before settling it down with a reverence that had Essek’s stomach twist. “Though I have to admit, dunamancy has been an area I’ve been extremely interested in since immigrating to Xhorhas.”
“University is still selective...well, racist would be a better term for it...against Empire nationals,” Essek said softly, smoothing the page in front of him. “Unfortunately, it is just a hobby for me nowadays. I used to be a working wizard, but...well, the bills don’t pay themselves. It’s not a very interesting story so I won’t bore you with the details.”
“I have been lucky enough to be able to use what I love every day with the help of my friends,” Caleb said with a knowing look. “I hope you can do that too at some point.”
“Yes...I would like to think so,” Essek said, his fingers curling over the pages of his book. He met Caleb’s gaze and for a moment something passed between them that had Essek tingling all over and--
“Caleb, stop flirting and get back over here!” A gruff female voice called out from over the counter. The human girl in blue glowered over in their direction. Essek watched Caleb’s face turn a delightful shade of pink, unfurling across his skin like the petals of a distant flower. He was so very grateful for the shade of his skin concealing his own embarrassment.
“I hope to see you here again sometime soon, Herr Essek,” Caleb said as he got up.
“Just Essek,” he corrected. “And yes...sometime soon for sure.”
Essek watched Caleb walk off, cradling the warm cup in his hands, and couldn’t help but smile.
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Vax - @daggerdaggerdagger
Vex - @darling_vex
Keyleth - @kikiashari
Grog - @G_Strongjaw
Percy - @PFVMKDR3
Pike - @the_everlight
Scanlan - @themeatman
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Fjord - @captaintusktooth
Jester - @littlesapphire
Molly - @circusfreak
Beau - @cobalts_soul
Yasha - @stormbreaker
Caduceus - @pastel_goth
Nott (Veth) - @nott_the_brave
Caleb - @pyrogast
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Hi peeps, I am on a very good way with my three Cosplays in five weeks plan let's see how this is going. And obviously I decided to do more decorations than necessary. But oh well I'd rather have 1 pretty cosplay than 3 I am not quite convinced with. Have a lovely weekend! Photo and edit by @fantasticpeoplepictures #jesterlavorre #jestercosplay #jester #criticalrolecampaign2 #critter #criticalrole #mightyneincosplay #mightynein #cosplay #cosplaygirl #blue #bodypaint #littlebluetiefling #littlesapphire #tiefling (hier: Mönchengladbach) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdN-vg4sn6l/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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🍭 Traveler Be With You 🍭 — — Alright so this was heavily requested and as requested I have done Critical Role inspired merch! — — First up to bat is Jester, I created a varsity style as well as a tee style. I’ll be looking into a hoodie/crop hoodie concept for her as well to complete the set — We also collabed with @oriiande to bring forth some amazing artwork of Jester as a keychain in our merch! — — Alright critters. Let us know what you think! —- These are also up for sale now! Exclusive 2 week release! — — #criticalrole #criticalrolecosplay #criticalrolefanart #criticalrolejester #jesterlavorre #jester #jestercosplay #travelerbewithyou #littlesapphire #casualstyle #fashion #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #thekigustop https://www.instagram.com/p/B5DkmgTp5H8/?igshid=1t98jlgj66gr0
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A little more blue tiefling 🍭 #jester #jesterlavorre #littlesapphire #animeusa #ausa #ausa2019 #critters #criticalrole (at Washington Marriott Wardman Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4V_ywzjvLF/?igshid=926tc3udrvp3
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[image ids: a series of tweets edited to be from Critical Role characters. All of the portraits are the canon art of the respective characters.
The first is from Beau (@/disasterlesbian) and reads "[Prison Diary Day 5] Did a perfect cartwheel and no one clapped. I hate it here."
The second is from Keg (@/kegstand) and reads "[sipping hot orange juice] if you're breaking up with me at least give me a reason."
The third is from Yasha (@/suporphanmaker) and reads "I always seem to get more sympathy if I refer to myself as a 'widow' instead of a 'murderer.'"
The fourth is from Molly (@/longmayhereign) and reads "date: I've never done it with a ventriloquist before. me: lol we're just regular people. my dick: that's right."
The fifth is from Cad (@/mistahclay) and reads "Due to recent political events, I need to find a witch that can turn me into an ancient moss-covered tree."
The sixth is from Dairon (@/theexpositer) and reads "no pronouns // do not refer to me ever."
The seventh is from Jester (@/littlesapphire) and reads "honestly who even has the emotional energy to finish a whole salad."
The eighth is from Essek (@/hotboi) and reads "me: I wasn't invited to the party. Friend: yeah, people think you're melodramatic. Me: [slaps friend with silk glove] then I shall die alone."
The ninth is from Caleb (@/coatman) and reads "do you ever wake up as yourself like 'ah not this fucker again.'"
The last is from Fjord (@/texblade) and reads "are cashews wooden shrimp"]
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Happy Valentine's day, everyone! . Oldie but a Goodie of me doing a closet #jestercosplay from #criticalrole. Just imagine she's using Disguise Self, and that's why my skin isn't blue. . #Throwback #tbt #jestercriticalrole #Cosplay #Valentinesday #ClosetCosplay #LittleSapphire #StaleDonutsForYou #ILoveJester #ClosetCosplay https://www.instagram.com/thatsprettylouw/p/Bt3Nm7qDn3w/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z6y1cd75dhae
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Hi peeps It's still super stormy outside. I hope it gets better soon and people can keep their fences and most importantly rooftops! Until then stay safe and warm! Photo and edit by @fantasticpeoplepictures #jesterlavorre #jestercosplay #jester #critter #criticalrole #critrole #criticalrolecosplay #tiefling #littlebluetiefling #littlesapphire #blue #bodypaint (hier: Mönchengladbach) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaM6hn8r2It/?utm_medium=tumblr
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