#little varmint

[amongthegentlymad]

Sometimes you just gotta draw a Critter

[canisalbus]

Yeah sorry I drew this.

Hope you feel better soon ♡

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[shoujofish]

It pisses me off so bad when I see people talk about horrible and “abusive” princess bubblegum is to marceline for blowing up at her on multiple occasions and how this makes their relationship toxic and one-sided without also bringing up how marcy repeatedly instigates pb to get a rise out of her and how they’re equally prone being asses sometimes. And this doesn’t make their relationship toxic but in early seasons especially where they’re still not getting along they very much have a dynamic of “likes to antagonize because they don’t know how else to communicate” X “overreacts and often says hurtful things when provoked” and this is absolutely a thing they work on over the course of the series shown explicitly in varmints like when pb blows up at marcy and overreacts she takes a second afterwards to think before calmly explaining herself to her and then later when marceline starts teasing pb about her handwriting and assumes she upset her when she sees her crying she immediately stops and goes to comfort her. Their relationship isn’t toxic and I think it’s stupid to write off their whole dynamic as such when it’s been shown repeatedly how much they deeply love and care for each other, communication is just something they tend to struggle with and the whole reason the relationship fell apart in the first place

[inthemosss]

I don't want anything to do with body horror, unless it's a D&D campaign courtesy of Aabria Iyengar featuring stoats puppeteering Carlos Luna-voiced doctors

[angrybatgaming]

Yeehaw! New Sky OC unlocked! Don't have a name for him yet. Will draw him whenever I can get around to it! (Still got a bit of burnout.)

Attempting to play The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly theme. Would sound WAY BETTER if there was a whistling emote. And no, I don't mean the one from Season of the Nine-Colored Deer. I mean as in actually whistling tunes.

[trixiethemistake]

uwhuh? huh?

[lethalfrogposting]

fuwawa dump fuwawa dump. everyone gather round theres fuwawas

[questionablykobold]

Finally finished this reference sheet for Relen.

[biteable-pink-pixie]

I think you and @unbelievablekat should hump each other.

Howdy Unbelievablekat 🌻

Nice to meet you in such awkward circumstances. Hope you're living large babe, you are stunning! 👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥

[kindheart525]

It was a gorgeous spring afternoon at Sweet Apple Acres. Birds sang their sweet tunes from the trees. the air was fragrant with the sweet scent of apples, and there was not a cloud in sight. It was the perfect day for a date with one’s beloved. Blue Velvet and Varmint Venom had the right idea as they settled down on a hill overlooking the orchard, simply enjoying each other’s company.

Blue sat in the grass among a sea of dandelions, plucking them daintily and using her long, manicured fingers to knit them into a flower crown so effortlessly that it looked easier than apple pie. Varmint bit into an apple and tried to act casual as she watched her, but the truth was that she was absolutely head over heels for her.

Land sakes, she was beautiful.

Varmint wasn’t the gushy type but she adored this mare so much, more than she ever thought she could. She was a confident mare already, but still Blue’s love for herself and others was infectious. Blue loved easily and it was easy to love her, Varm didn’t have to think twice. 

Blue was lost in her own world as always, humming to herself and twisting the dandelions into a flower crown fit for an alicorn princess. Her ethereal frame surrounded by the gorgeous scenery of spring looked like a dream. It was enough to make even a practical and no-nonsense mare like Varmint stop and admire the view.

“This one’s for you, baby!” 

Once Blue was finished she got up and walked over towards her love, standing up on her tip-toes to place the finished crown on her head.

“Aww, you look gorgeous! You’re absolutely glowing!”

Varmint wanted to tell Blue in detail how she was even more radiant but instead she nodded casually, trying to play off the blush that was forming on her face.

“Aw shucks, thanks hun. This here crown’s all your work.”

“But you truly complete it!”

Blue clasped her hands together, suddenly coming up with an idea.

“Oh! While we’re here! I should make one for Violet! She’d really love one of these.”

“She’d sure ‘preciate it.”

Varmint agreed.

“Ooh! And you could give it to her for me! She really likes you, she told me. You’re the only one of my girlfriends she’s ever been open with!”

“Am I now?”

Varmint smirked but she was genuinely honored. Violet had been talking to her sister about her, so she really did like her. It wasn’t just her being nice, she really was welcomed into the family.

“Yes!”

Blue giggled. 

“She even asked when we were gonna get married!”

Blue said this like the prospect of marriage was just as thrilling to her and that’s when Varmint knew, it was time. She was about to ask the most important question of her life.

“Well then-“

The mare lowered herself to one knee and reached into her pocket, pulling out what looked like a small pink macaron. Blue hardly had time to react before she opened the box, revealing a stunning diamond ring.

“I guess it’s time we made her our flower girl.”

“Varmint oh my gosh!-“

Blue clasped her hands over her mouth, squealing with pure glee as it sunk in for her. 

“Are you really…?”

“Askin’ you to marry me? Damn right I am.”

Varmint answered with conviction.

“And I ain’t never been more sure about it in my entire life. I love ya to bits Blue, and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I’m an Apple to the core but with you…land sakes, it don’t matter where we are, I’m at home. I wanna be part of your family, I wanna be your family. Lil’ Vi helped me figure it out.”

“Violet helped you plan this? You sneaky fillies!”

Blue laughed through her tears of joy.

“Eeyup, she sure did. But your answer matters most. Now what do ya say?”

“YES!”

Blue squealed with no hesitation, jumping up and down like a filly on Hearth’s Warming morning. She embraced Varmint like her life depended on it once the mare stood up. 

“Oh my gosh, this is the best day of my life!”

“Our wedding’s gonna be even better, love. It’ll be as beautiful as ya want it to be with all the frills and flowers you can dream of. And we’ll be surrounded by everypony we love, ain’t gonna be a single soul there who don’t support us. Brack is definitely off the guest list.”

Blue simply laughed, she was too happy to think about all the ponies who hurt her in the past. Varm was right, if they didn’t support her, they didn’t matter. None of it mattered.

All that mattered was love.

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[haemosexuality]

part 2 of drawing every cool marceline outfit until i give up (part 1, part 3, part 4, part 5)

[hag-o-hags]

alaska postponed due to lack of planning (and trailer)

which is good because motHERFUCK THE PITCHING DIZZIES ARE BACK

have some critters, the girls l o v e rubys box

[wishing4nuclearwinter]

A little Carlyle and Varmint for OC Kiss Week :3

[Carlyle belongs to @bluepriestess]

[forkinthebrain]

the reason i posted about exploding varmints is because This has been stuck in my head for like the past week... help me. i need to pass on the curse

[wishbonemotel]

uhhh who knows how long it will be before I scrape together any refs for the oc versions I’ve started using over on this blog so. woe, picrew be upon ye

[Nadia, Varmint]

[Cres, Evander]

[Agustin, Summers]

[Grady, Connor]

[ohbandera]

saw a coyote today :)