#little nerd couldn’t tie his shoes until he was sixteen

[starrysymphonies]

Inputting “I’m still on your mind” into the computer gives you a video of Ford and Stan on the Stan O’ War II, and in the static at the end is this code! The translation of which is under the cut :)

OH LITTLE BILLY WORE VELCRO UNTIL HE WAS SIXTEEN

HE SAID SHOELACES WERE FASCIST BUT

WE REALLY THINK HE JUST COULDN’T

FIGURE OUT HOW TO TIE THEM

[luci-is-a-devil-]

Music Teacher!Yoongi

(Notes! Almost done with this installment! i’m really glad and super excited to start the next one! please send in requests! This one isn’t the best but it’s alright i think! He’s my bias but i can’t write for him very well. Hoseok is next!!)

So yoongi is the music teacher for the princes

but he began loving music when he was little

he lived in the cheaper part of town, next to some struggiling artists

One who played piano late into the night, which enticed the young Min

He really liked the way it sounded so he asked to learn how to play

in order for him to learn his parents set up a deal with the artist

every Wednesday, he’d go to the school she was giving lessons, and learn for two hours

once they were done, he’d clean all the instruments there

Tubas, chellos, guitars, and so many more

his dad would come pick him up after he was done with work

it was his favorite part of the week since he got to talk with his dad after his lessons and was just so giddy

so it stayed that way until yoongi was nine, when tragedy struck

his teacher had gotten sick and couldn’t make it to school to teach any students

therefore yoongi thought he couldn’t learn anymore and was very sad

but yoongi’s dad had an idea, a great one

the kings son was trying to learn piano (and wasn’t succeeding)

so one day his dad, after work went to the castle and knelt before the king

Asking if his son could teach could teach prince jin the basics and if the king didn’t find the lessons to be fit yoongi would stop

The king agreed so going back home he told his son the news and 

yoongi was !!!!!

very ecstatic to be able to play and went the next day to teach jin 

(even though the prince is a year older then him)

Low and behold the king was very pleased and asked yoongi to continue teaching

pleased that he now got to continue playing the piano, and got a friend he continued with instruments

learning to play all the instruments they had at the castle

(he once played for the king on the violin!!! when he was eleven!!

when jimin and taehyung were seven he started giving them lessons in whatever they wanted to play

“the tuba? really taehyung?”

when he turned sixteen the king asked if he would continue but he would be payed

yoongi obviously agreed and that was that

even though he goes the castle six times a week, he doesn’t dress very fancily

wearing nice jeans and a sweater most days 

even if Teacher!Namjoon insists, he sticks to what he knows

comfort

still friends with jin even if he doesn’t take lessons anymore

once a friend of min yoongi pretty much stuck with him

Dance teacher!Hoseok tries to keep yoongi fit, but it’s a struggle

Going to the castle, since he was nine makes him feel very familiar with it and all the workers there

you were a new maid, in charge of cleaning the teaching rooms

Every day, the music room with all the instruments needed to be cleaned

so you were hired for it

You had managed to never bump into yoongi

as you cleaned all the rooms early and then again later at night

but yoongi had wanted to tune all the instruments before taehyung the tornado came

(”do you really need to touch every instrument? no you don’t, so stop it”)

so when he hears rustiling coming from the music room he gets wary

who’s in HIS room? are they touching HIS instruments?

so in he goes, scaring you who was cleaning the violin

almost dropping it, you freaked out at the noise of the door being thrown open

seeing you, sitting on the floor, wide eyes and grasping onto the violin

made him take a breath of relief, no one was taking his babies

“what are you doing here?”

looking at your cloth wipe and the violin, it was pretty obvious what you were doing

“I-I’m cleaning?”

he looked really angry and you weren’t good at small talk, thus why you came in at such odd hours

realizing he had freaked you out and probobaly looked really angry 

he walked over to you and offered a hand to you

taking his hand, you hoist yourself up 

“I’m Min Yoongi, the music teacher.”

“Y/N, a maid”

after greeting him,you went back to cleaning

politely telling him where the supplies to tune was 

and then passing it to him because he couldn’t find it

when you finished, you waved to him and told him to have a good day

but before you closed the door you surprised him with a question

“If it’s possible could you put you cup of coffee on the coaster? It’s staning the desk” 

He nodded, and you left him

unbeknownst to you, like music, you had enticed him

so he came earlier and stayed longer to catch brief look at you

seeing him watching you, made you quite embarrassed 

so one day early on, you decided to put an end to this

walking in to the room, you saw him sitting at his desk

going to clean the instruments as you always do

silently you both worked,

when you were on the last instrument you stood up and walked over to him

placed your hands on the desk and looked at him

“can i tie your shoes? i can’t have you falling for anyone else”

his face could rival yours in redness

even though he looks like he could murder you in cold blood and get away with it

he very soft egg™

Nodding because yes, you are most likely hitting on him

but words! how does he word again???

laughing at his panicked face because wow looks like you’re not the only one bad at small talk

“wanna get coffee later? i have to clean the ballroom soon”

yes, yes he does

once he nods you giggle and finish cleaning, and waved at him

leaving him to his own thoughts, which involve him screaming into his arms and grinning for his lesson with taehyung all day

“you’re whipped and haven’t even started dating hyung, what a nerd”

He’s soft for you, so soft