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dgaftilwedie · 8 months ago

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used to be friends with this chick who was literally the worst hostess ever. she had a cat that stayed in her room most of the time (all well and good, she was a sweet kitty) but istg she had a bladder problem. pissed EVERYWHERE. especially bc my friend wouldn't clean her litter box. whenever me n my best friend went over to her house, we were forced to sleep on her catpiss-covered hardwood floor. had to beg her to bring us blankets. one time, i fell asleep (read: ATTEMPTED TO) on a thing layer of squishmallows.

speaking of, there was one time and my best friend went over to her house and she literally passed out an hour into us being there. we were starving and all we had to fend off our hunger was a bottle of orange soda. i had to blare that international harvester song in her bluetooth headphones just for her to wake up and make us a pizza (which she burnt so bad it was inedible) and then she fell asleep after much complaints. she woke up like 4 hours later when me and bff were going to bed to play fucking?? idk maple story??? and then she bitched to her parents about us IN FRONT OF US the next day when we were waiting for our rides. her parents called her out. it was hilarious.

#ex friend chronicles #that sleepover kinda did our friendship in #we'd talked to her abt this shitty guy who'd fucked us over a bunch #she was like “damn that's rough im sorry'#insisted she'd be a better friend to us #i should have known better tbh 💀💀#like if she was willing to treat us that badly??#anyways if ur ever having doubts and u feel like ur a shitty host/ess #never fear #as long as you don't starve your friends and sleep for 12 hours only to wake up and play videos and ignore the people you invited over #and as long as you don't force said friends to sleep blanketless on your cat piss stained floor #and then talk shit about them to your parents in front of them #then you're doing ok #:3 #little kira lore drop for u guys #it's midnight and i can't sleep #teehee ^//////^#OH MY GOD ALMOST FORGOT TO MENTIOM #me n bff later learned that the reason they were dickriding each other so hard is bc they were dating!!!!!! a match made in hell!!!!!!!#an aroace gay man and a lesbian......... who knew that would work out 💀💀💀#SORRY IT MAKES ME GIGGLE #no offence to aroaces and gay men and lesbians

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