#little idea i had but the images didnt go in the order i wanted

[diabolimeservavit666]

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[myheadphonesareneverloudenough]

i have this idea/possible au in my head and its been floating around for a while. it came to me when i realised that there were 5 lords in black and 5 nerdy prudes (including steph), and i thought what if these poor kids were each haunted by one of the LiB...

Ruth with Pokey, because of her love for theatre and dreams of being the star of a show. pokey would find her weak spot by offering her the role of a lifetime, her chance to be in the spotlight for once. i also have a hc for ruth that she has some form of ocd, and pokey has an affinity for everything to be perfect and in order, too.

Grace with Blinky, because her family and upbringing has taught her that everything she does in her life is under critical review. in grace's mind, she's always being watched anyways. she is always being judged or judging herself based on her actions and the "sins" she does/doesnt commit. honestly, she's so freaked out by doing the right thing at all times, she might already be watched by blinky.

Pete with Tinky, mostly because of that Spankoffski connection. of course, tinky wants to have the whole collection. ive thought a lot about how if ted is the time bastard, its likely that tinky would appoint his little brother as the space bastard. i hc pete to have a lot of social anxiety issues (im projecting) and believe me, it would be hell of a lot easier if space and time were on his side now and again.

the last two took some thinking. so bear with me.

Steph with Nibbly. not just because of nibblys "yum yum" line, or the very popular headcanon that steph's mother was honey queen (i still believe that she was, btw). but i think as the mayor's daughter, steph was raised to be very aware of her public image, that includes how she is perceived AND who she is associated with. before pete came into the picture, she probably had a lot of exes within the "cool kids" dating pool. someone she can be with for a few weeks to keep up her status, suck them dry until she couldn't bare to be with someone she didnt actually love, and then move onto the next. additionally, she probably has an idea in her head that she has to make herself "desirable" in order to keep up with the cool kids. between her hunger for attention, her father's hunger for success, and the overall high school hunger for popularity, nibbly would find a lot of places in steph to tap into.

lastly, Richie and Wiggly. and no, this has nothing to do with Jon playing both characters. richie, in my eyes, is a child at heart. not that he's immature or anything, but he just has a love for the simpler things. he likes anime and sci fi films. and, sure, he's smart and likes science, but he's not looking forward to college like his other nerdy friends. part of him wants to stay a kid forever, a feeling he would grow out of in time, but not before wiggly could take a stab at him. wiggly puts himself into a doll, for fucks sake. wiggly wants power and control, and richie wants his friends to stick around. wiggly wouldn't have to try very hard to befriend richie through his love of "childish" things, and from there he could "help" richie make sure his friends never, ever, leave.

im not sure how this would go, but the LiB each picking a different member of this friend group would cause a lot of competition down in the Black, and put a lot of strain on the relationships up in Hatchetfield.

[dumplingsfordays]

modern au - roommate hcs !

ft. Kazuha, Scara, Xiao, Zhongli, Diluc, Albedo

I'm backk~

I haven't wrote in a little bit so I'm sorry 😭

Anyways this is a random idea I had, idk how well my thoughts are gonna translate into words but we'll see ig

Also idk if you need a warning for this but Diluc's has a mention of man titties so... do what you want with that ig

Reader's gender not specified, and this is not proofread!! Apologies for any mistakes, feel free to message me and I'll fix them :)

Image credit!

But as always, thank you for reading <3

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kazuha

- omg this man 😭😭 he is (imo) the best roommate you could ever have.

- he'd probably be super nice when you two first meet and stay that way!!

- he wakes up at a fairly good time too, and if he knows that you're sleeping, he'll try to be as quiet as possible.

- he does his share (and often a little more, if he has time) of the chores consistently.

- kazuha even follows a schedule on when to do certain stuff - he writes it down in a calendar in the kitchen

- he does like to cook when he has some free time, and they don't always turn out amazing but the smell will have your mouth watering.

- his room is super neat!! It's very aesthetic and a little minimalistic, but not overwhelmingly so.

- and it's always clean!!!!!

- he mostly hangs around either in his room or the living room on a couch. Sometimes he'll come into your room, but he always knocks!

- he respects your privacy too 😍 this man is a treasure, treat him well

- he doesn't mind hanging out with you!! If you're into makeup, he actually likes to go makeup shopping with you and just chill while you pick out some stuff :)

- everyone thinks you're partners when you guys hang out, but kazuha doesn't seem to mind 🤭

scara (sorry it's a bit short, never rlly written anything abt him before 😭😭)

- he's a little turd but you still like him, and he gets confused because why haven't you moved out yet????

- he probably spends like 80% of his time away from the house (apartment? wherever you guys live basically), but he still manages to do his chores on time

- HIS EYELINER SKILLS. IK THIS IS A LITTLE IRRELEVANT BUT THEYRE SO GOOD OMFG

- anyways, he really likes watching movies super late at night, so when you join him 20 minutes in with popcorn, it's sort of a bonding time for you two

- he doesn't cook, so he orders takeout a lot... and what really surprised you is that after a week or so of living together, he started to order for both of you because "you were whiny that I didn't get you anything"

- (he actually does it bc he's trying to say thanks for putting up with him :))

- he goes to bed super late and wakes up super late. You have to deal with this by not making ANY noise when you do stuff in the morning or he will be very grumpy for like 2 days (you learned this the hard way 😭)

- on days when he's friendlier, he'll bring you stuff like plushies when he gets back. He'll say that Yae or Yoimiya asked him to give these to you, but you doubt that those two gave you twelve stuffed animals in the span of a month.

xiao (another short one 😭 just like his height)

- I mean... He's okay?? He just sits in his room a lot and I headcanon that he's kinda sorta a gamer so

- he doesn't mind doing chores for you if you can't, but he'll do them a little late because he's like that

- this man SIMPS for Chinese food, like I'm not joking. He doesn't know how to make it, but before moving in w you he searched up Chinese restaurants and that's one of the reasons he moved in lmao

- you guys don't really see much of each other a lot... but you always, always go on grocery trips together. Why? Because he seems to consistently forget the shopping list that you wrote down for him at home, on the kitchen counter, and if you go shopping for him, he complains that you didnt get the things he asked for (but he doesn't write you lists 👀)

- he does have his sweet moments too. If you play videogames, he'll play with you if it's multiplayer. If it's not - no worries, you'll both play it, sitting side-by-side.

- if you're not into videogames though, he does like learning stuff, especially from you. He thinks that you're a good teacher, and even if it's you teaching him how to make coffee (because he doesn't know and wants to learn), he'll keep persevering through it just for you.

- oh boy. Room time.

- his room isn't that bad, if you can look past the giant pile of Monster cans in a trashcan below his desk. It's often dark, with the blinds down, and if you're walking down the hallway, there's a 90% chance that you'll see green led lights shining through the gap beneath his door.

- speaking of his door, it's covered in those signs that say stuff like 'warning! no stupid people beyond this point' or 'dont touch me until I've had my morning Monster'. If you couldn't tell yet, he's obsessed with Monster.

- he streams on twitch, and he's pretty popular, so you'll hear screams of disappointment coming from his room quite often.

- but one sight that you'll never forget is when you went to bring him apple slices (did I mention that he likes apples??), you opened the door to him standing in front of his monitor in a maid dress 😭. According to him, this was a dare that his viewers had him do, and that you better not mention this to anyone!!

- he was so red when he was explaining it though 🤭🤭 you, being the kind soul that you are, swore on your heart to keep it a secret :)

zhongli

- omfg you KNOW this man likes having meals with you. That's such a random thought but hear me out.

- when you eat, he eats with you at the table. Even if you made something only for yourself, he'll whip something up for him and eat with you.

- ANYways he likes to save money so much that his room only consists of a mattress on the floor, a coffee table for a desk, a beanbag in the corner, and a bookshelf that is practically overflowing with books. You take pity on him, of course, and buy him another bookshelf, which he now treasures :)

- probably has a lot of plants around the house/apartment, and he takes care of them as if they were his children. There isn't a day when there isn't a bouquet of flowers sitting on the dinner table.

- if you're allergic to pollen, though, he'll make sure to buy plants, not flowers, like China Dolls or aloe vera or cactuses, whichever you like best 🤭

- he LOVES reading!! Whenever you come downstairs, you'll see him reading, and if you're interested, he'll recommend it or books like it. He does wear reading glasses and he looks really hot in them but don't tell him I said that

- he probably takes forty-minute showers, and the shower is chock-full of hair products. 2-in-1 shampoo?? Zhongli's never heard of it. He may be (nearly) broke, but he takes care of his hair.

- tbh I think he likes to bake bread. Idk if COVID is a thing in the modern au, but if it is, then he was probably one of the people that searched up 'how to make banana/sourdough bread' and fell in love with making it...

- I like to think that he has a nice and neat schedule for each day, and his sleep schedule specifically is so freakin amazing. He goes to sleep at around 9-10, and wakes up at 6am sharp 😭

diluc

- he also likes tea before bed (and any other time of day really). He loves the different scents of the tea and it calms him a lot, so be prepared for a ton of afternoon tea parties with him :D

- ok so we know that Diluc is super rich and stuff but let's just pretend that he roomed w you to save money-

- he works out. A lot. Usually in the morning and around 8pm, and he always goes to this super fancy private gym or whatever.

- and he KNOWS that you go 'ooga booga man titties' mode whenever you see his chest so that bastard is almost always shirtless

- "Diluc why are u shirtless??" "It's hot in here" "...it's like 65 degrees. How tf are you hot"

- no but he's nice though, don't get me wrong. He'll help you do stuff around the house that you can't and he always seems to be there to help. Can't reach something? Diluc's there. Can't open something because it's too heavy? Diluc's got you.

- he'll do chores, just not very well. Can't do the dishes manually at ALL, and if you do have a dishwasher (which he buys on the third day if you don't), he will fall to his knees and thank the gods.

- he has a 10-step skincare routine. His skin is flawless and you are a little jealous, but if you really want to use some of his products, he won't mind :)

- he can cook (but not desserts/pastries lmao). He's super good with the grill, if you want grilled meat or fish or veggies or anything, really. But if you don't want it grilled, he's just as happy to make it using another method!!

- super good at board games, he's especially amazing at monopoly. Nobody can beat him, and he's proud of it >:)

- you've never been in his room for some reason, but you expect that it's very modern and monochrome, with hints of red (obvi).

- he usually has kinda red eyes in the morning, though, and when you asked about it he said that he likes going for night drives, but you were a little suspicious

- you stayed awake one night and you could hear him exit, but no car noises 🤔 you still wonder on what's he's doing so late almost every single night...

- also speaking about cars, the neighbors are always shocked that there's a lamborghini parked outside of your residence (house, apt building, what have you) lmao

- they're always like "do you have a rich bf?? Who is he??" and you're like "nah he's just my roommate :D"

albedo

- this man!!! He's so big brain!!!

- he'll definitely help you with studying for literally anything. Computer science? He got you covered. Bio? Sign him up. Hell, even art? He's super good at it so he won't mind teaching you!

- but when I tell you that he consumes a lot of coffee, it's a LOT. Like 4-5 cups a day. You wonder how, and even if, he sleeps.

- he makes really good coffee too! He bought one of those super cool ones and the coffee he makes is legendary. No wonder he drinks it so often!!

- he barely eats simply because he has so much work, and you essentially have to force him to come downstairs. You make him eat lunch and dinner, and occasionally breakfast if he can. He's super grateful for it, because he sometimes doesn't realize his hunger until he sits down at the table and his stomach growls like a bear-

- he loves classical music, especially Debussy, and it's always playing in his room. You started warming up to it, actually, and now whenever you hear Debussy, you think of Albedo.

- speaking of his room, it's... kinda messy, actually. Think paper and pencils and eraser shavings everywhere. He does clean it up like two times a month, but the papers always reappear within a couple days.

- he really likes art, and he'll hang some of his faves around the house/apartment :) it honestly makes the whole space feel cozier

- does his chores VERY last-minute, but he feels bad about it. You always tell him that it's nothing to worry about, that he still does them, but he insists on trying his best to do them earlier, which you appreciate :D

- he actually uses you as an art reference sometimes, only if you're free for an hour though. He doesn't like paying for models to come in and pose so he saves money by asking you... or at least that's what he says 👀

- your main bonding time is when you go in his room (or vice-versa) and just chill. He likes your company more than he'd like to admit, and you sometimes catch him staring at you from across the room when you're laying on his barely-used bed.

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note : sorry if some characters are a little ooc 😭😭 I'm not too good at writing Diluc n Scara so... OH ALSO I would've included Ayato too but I feel like hes not really the type of person to room w someone (well bc he would def flaunt his wealth by buying a private mansion or smth)

[intotheelliwoods]

Oh do please tag me! Even if I do not reblog it I would still love to see it :)

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So the Sprout keychain would probably look something like this!

Meanwhile I got in some proofs for what Poptart would look like, here they are:

But I do want to note it may be a while till the Poptart ones are finished, looks like there may be some shipping delays and they will not be available for buying until somewhat late November. That and this is definitely going to be a big learning experience for me!

Point being, may take awhile until I can get some ones for Sprout, some things might change, and even then if/when I do a batch two I may order a mix of both leos anyways :)

@alltheyearsblog

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Putting all the tumblr error anon asks into one little segment here, uh let me try and explain what happened!

I think tumblr implemented some, new image filter system...? Which for some reason, did not like some of my panels in comics, making it so they would not show up on dashboards, only my profile

Tumblr was no help on this, did not respond to any emails (at least not yet...?)

Since less people followed my main I posted each panel one by one to see which panels got through the filters and which ones the new filters had issues with

I also want it to be known that it was not just a my account thing, some friends of mine also attempted posting the panel with no luck on it showing up on dashes

So after finding which panels the filters didnt like, it was a matter of editing the panel until tumblr decided to allow it through the filters, you are going to laugh at these results, I had to put filters over them for tumblr to even allow these discord screenshots:

(have fun even spotting the difference with the donnie one lmaooo)

In conclusion: tumblr is being really stupidly picky over the images I post out of nowhere, and if this happens with each comic I try to post I will go mad

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Oh the perch is such a good idea!!! @cartoonfan

And oh I didnt even think about how Raphs big form could fit into this.... hmmm I will ponder these ideas, + the ending I have in mind isnt much of an ending anyways, its still open for story!

AND AH. I HAVE NOT READ OPEN YOUR SHELL TO FIND YOUR WINGS but I have heard of it!!! They would be disaster beetles.....

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hhehhhuehuhe :) eee

[tkeyahwrotethis]

You got designer shades just to hide your face & you wear 'em around like you're cooler than me.

One day while my boyfriend was at work, he texted me asking if I could pick up this special herb he likes that his friend grows and sells. I didnt have anything planned that day so I drove out to his friend’s apartment. I didnt have his phone number so I just knocked on his door the old-fashioned way & a beautiful man answered the door. I think we immediately started sizing each other up, making me blush. Hey! I’m just here for Matt’s usual, I finally spoke up. Still looking me up and down, Matt’s girl… interesting I never would have guessed that. I started feeling embarrassed I thought to myself, Am I not my man’s type? I just shrugged it off yeah that’s me… with a little nervous giggle. We exchanged info just in case I needed to place an order I wouldn’t have to go through my bf I could hit his line directly. 

My boyfriend and I had a picture-perfect relationship, and yet… “Jay Rivera” would text me every other week to come over to his place for one reason or the other. I wouldn’t call myself popular on any level, I have a few close friends. But Jay Rivera was painfully popular. I dont really know why he liked having me around so much but it always feels nice to be seen by popular boys. One night we were watching one of those Netflix stand-up comedies on his couch and he was laughing so hard at a part where there was no joke. So I was like what’s so funny? Looking at his phone He told me your boyfriend is outside for his order, does he know where you are? I felt SICKKKK I started crying I was like he can’t know I’m here wtf am I going to do?? he was just laughing so casually telling me to hide somewhere in the house. I scrambled and hid in his closet I heard my boyfriend come in they chopped it up for a few minutes and then my man left. Jay Rivera retrieved me from the closet, the coast is clear he said smiling at me. I rolled my eyes at him. I softly tell Jay Rivera we aren’t even doing anything wrong so why am I hiding in your closet? Why is this so wrong? He was too amused and just jumped over the couch and laid down. Then he turned over on his stomach telling me he’s sore. I started rubbing on his back and I whispered to him I think I need to break up with my boyfriend. He was like yeah I think so too. 

The relationship was going amazingly well but it was very private. I’m sure people suspected but we never confirmed anything because I had just gotten out of a relationship. One night he threw a house party and it turned into a secret cult wedding. I wasn’t prepared but they adopted me into their pack. They’re werewolves. Their popularity makes so much sense, everyone having distinct roles in the friend group, not to mention the physique. Immediately after the wedding was over and the party dissipated, Jay became controlling and abusive. 

Now people knew we were an item so it was like people were always watching. I felt like I had to protect my image, and his. I have no idea why. I should have exposed him but I never did. He was always overly friendly with other women and possibly cheating on me. He was still so popular. I felt like I was the problem so I tried to be extra kind to him that only made him more aggressive towards me. Now the house parties were stressful, girls giggling and whispering at my expense probably because they're having a piece of what’s mine. I decided to ice him out I just stopped talking to him around the house & withholding affection from him. I wanted him to feel the shift in the house. I told him if you’re getting pussy from someone else you dont need mine. I started making some new girl friends. I never told them about what was going on at home but at least I could party outside the house. I started feeling like myself again. 

I came home a little tipsy one night and Jay Rivera was upset for whatever reason. He tried to initiate sex with me and of course, I shut that shit down and shoved him. He grabbed me and pulled me in closer shoving his tongue down my throat. I turned my head and kept trying to get him off me and he forced himself into me for hours. I didnt speak to him at all the next day and despite my ignoring him he kept making advances at me for conversation screaming at me “I SAID HOWS YOUR DAY?” & this was just my reality. Acting like things are amazing around the pack, and getting my pussy abused at home privately. 

My friends were my escape. I loved them we talked on the phone, we hung out frequently and we went to the club every weekend. Jay couldn’t stand me being happy away from him, even though he was the one cheating. If I got my nails done he would pin me down and break my nails or bite them off. If I did my hair before going out he would mess up my hair and force himself inside of me right before I walked out the door ultimately causing me to cancel with my girls. He’d mess up my makeup and break my makeup. If I laid out my outfit he would rip it so I had nothing to wear and force himself on me if I tried to argue with him about how he’s treating me. 

I figured I’d invite my “pack” over while I was getting dressed because he never hurts me in front of people and for a few months I was safe and partying and happy again. Of course, he caught on and when my friends came over he would be walking around in his boxers or a towel. He started insinuating to my friends that he and I were open to having 3somes and that we were in an open relationship (we were not). It started making me feel insecure and I became distant with my friends.

I decided to work on my fitness and planned on running away from him because he wouldn’t divorce me & he always threatened me if I tried to leave. Every day I ran a trial route. I worked on my time getting faster and faster. I’m still in my marriage and honestly not every day is shitty, and it might sound insane to try to outrun a wolf but I never said I was a sane person. All I can do is try to get faster and stronger every day until I can be free from him. 

TO BE CONTINUED!!

[awstenknight]

oh my god girl you've read 100 books this year?? 100??? I'm speechless but also give us your top 10 please and thank you

top 10 hmmmmmm let me look through!!

in no order:

real friends - middle grade graphic novel about friends, family, school

all the things we never said - ya about three suicidal teenage girls who are matched as partners on a suicide pact website

fourth wing - emerging adult dragon book that reads like a fanfic. i am not a dragon book girl at ALL but i loved this one. hunger games/divergent vibes. a page-turner for me!!

the prince and the dressmaker - graphic novel. so sweet.

before we were blue - ya with alternating perspectives from roommates in inpatient ED treatment. kinda weak (not bad) ending, but the story as a whole was so good i didnt mind.

numb to this: memoir of a mass shooting - graphic novel memoir written by a college student who was on campus during a shooting. it's largely focused on the aftermath (spanning a few years of her life) and the shooting's affect on her friendships, family, and mental health

re-read of im glad my mom died - jennette mccurdy (sam from icarly)'s autobiography focused heavily on her eating disorder and her relationship with her abusive mom. also dealing with fame, what it's like behind the scenes, and growing into being an adult when you have no idea what that means.

hidden pictures - CONTROVERSIAL so i cant super super recommend it, but despite the controversy it was maybe my favorite book this year!! adult fiction about a 20-something recovering addict who takes a nanny job with a nice suburban family. the kid starts drawing freaky, unsettling pictures. the family gets a little stranger as time goes on, and clues start cropping up all over. some people think its dumb af, and some people love it. i happened to be in the love camp haha.

under the whipsering door wasnt a favorite necessarily but i really enjoyed it. the premise is that when people die, they go somewhere where a ferryman can take them to the afterlife. this book's ferryman works in a tea shop. spirits stay there until they're ready to pass through the whispering door - and nobody knows what's behind the door. the story is about a mean lawyer who dies and wakes up at the tea shop and refuses to go through the door. it had me choking up at one part, and im not a crier!! potentially very moving if youre in the right headspace. found family, huge growth from the main character. great read.

breathe and count back from ten - ya about a high school girl with hip dysplasia and overprotective parents. all she wants in the world is to be a professional mermaid and perform at her town's tourist attraction called mermaid cove. i wish the love story hadnt been part of this bc i was just interested in how her medical stuff affects her, hearing about her body image, seeing her interact with her family, watching her attempt to overcome obstacles, etc.

[st5lker]

and i think that was the biggest thing i was struggling to understand about myself for so long was that like. i liked being seen as a girl! i liked calling myself a girl i liked looking like a girl. but i didnt Hate the idea of being seen as a guy either, and in fact in certain contexts (the context of me being specifically a gay man) it gives me the same euphoria that being seen as a girl does. but for so long i think i was letting the truscum talking points get to me so i was like. well i cant be a transfem i cant call myself a trans woman unless i go Fully In. and like that honestly made me feel more dysphoric than anything. there was a time when i thought that i was cis because doing 'girl' stuff made me feel bad but i realized it wasnt because it was girl stuff, it was because i was doing it wrong. all of my dysphoria came from thoughts like 'you have a deep voice, girls dont have deep voices!' 'girls dont have big foreheads!' 'youre not doing it right everyone's going to think you're a freak because you dont look and sound like a cis girl!' and like i was fully recognizing of the fact that it wasnt those things which made me a girl, but i was so averse to the idea of other people seeing me as a 'man in a dress' that it made me feel bad. it wasnt that i didnt want to be a girl, it was that what i wanted less than not being able to be a girl was to be seen as a man in a dress. and you can definitely make the argument that i have some internalized stuff to work through there, i think i do. im very influenced by my own self image and im very aware of that, but the truth is that we live in a very transmisogynistic world so i have to choose one or the other unless im willing to just say 'fuck what everyone thinks about me' and thats just personally not something im ready to do yet as much as i wish i could. but anyway. i think it was going through that journey and realizing how much i didnt like the idea of being forced into these little boxes of what a 'girl' should be in order to not be seen as a freak that i realized that im more than just that. i am a woman and i am a man. and some ppl arent gonna understand that, whatever. i dont have to tell everyone. but i know what i am and admitting to myself 'you dont have to go all the way in to call yourself a woman, you dont have to present femininely, you dont even have to reject being a man, none of that makes you Wrong' that was so freeing and i havent had bad dysphoria ever since i recognized that.

[angelcloves]

I'm not convinced yet that Hunter will have a ton of screentime in Watching and Dreaming, although this idea is purely going off of the just released trailer.

That being said, let's look at what he is up to in the trailer itself.

First off... Hunting Palismen outfit aside, He's looking very blank in the face here. Then again, so is everyone else. I'm not convinced this scene is showing the actual Hexsquad and not The Collector's recreations of them in Luz's nightmare sequence.

I'm thinking that the majority of the episode -Or at the very least, a good chunk of it- will consist of Luz, Eda and King being shown their worst, guilt-fueled, nightmares courtesy of The Collector. Them having to fight back against their underlying guilty consciousnesses in order to "wake up" so they can to stop The Collector head on will be the main conflict. Luz's nightmare is just getting the most screentime in this promo.

Beginning of the episode. Looks like we'll be starting right where For the Future left! Take note that Hunter doesn't immediately recognize the coming danger. Luz, Camila and The Palismen do.

:( Poor Hunter, he's literally right about to have his sweet moment with Willow ruined.

Now Hunter has realized that something is just about to go horribly wrong. He's alert, but am I the only one whose seeing a bit of wariness in his expression here? Kid's had one hell of a rollarcoaster of a night at this point.

Probably the most intriguing shot of Hunter from the trailer. It's kind of hard to see since he's behind everyone else, with Amity as the focus in the foreground, but he's... On his knees. I don't think that bodes well for our boy.

What's happening here in this scene is really up in the air. Everyone's eyes still have the glassy, blank look to them, so I'm still not convinced that the Hexsquad here are the real thing. I'm wondering if The Collector is having Luz's friends attack her here because her nightmare seems to blatantly be about her seeing herself as Belos.

But why isn't Hunter attacking her then if that's the case? Is this the actual Hexsquad, just with The Collector influencing their actions? Maybe The Collector is just dropping them into Luz's nightmare periodically to torment her?

Who the hell knows at this point. But I think the image speaks for itself, I think Hunter is not having a good time here and is going to be struggling throughout Luz's nightmare -And perhaps the episode on a whole- during his limited screentime.

i dont think hes going to be the focus of the episode and thats okay ill just keep writing my shitty little fics but like. im so scared for him. hes been thru so much. and it looks like flapjacks in the back of the last shot so. i think he saw something he really didnt want to see. we know the collector had a bit of a... fixation with the grimwalkers. so fingers crossed that this is at least juicy?

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#which is made of copper and rust. you are from a war-ridden planet and the cause of your first death was a starship crash. you sing and pla

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

overthinking kitty's "she hit me!" "she can't!" "well, she wanted to!" interaction about lucy again.

i think its a really good reflection of her experiences and how she's learned to handle things tbh, because its something she says to try and make the others listen to how she's feeling. and i figure a lot of her life was not being listened to about her feelings or experiences, so she resorts to last-ditch exaggerations to try and get her point heard.

102 notes - Posted November 17, 2022

#4

im obsessed with just how much of the captain is about theatrics. because when it comes down to it, he's not... put together. like at all. the flashback we see is meant to be his Element, (and you can put this down to gay panic, or the Everything Else if you like), but he sucks at it, a bit. more than a bit, a lot. he's completely flustered, and doing completely arbitrary things, and its very clear that Havers is the competent one in that situation, especially because he gives functional orders and then is like 'go on listen to your CO.' and its something that comes through with Cap all the time. as much as he's continually reasserting his rank, he's so clearly not in charge. at all. and he's continually trying to prove the Cool and Powerful Leadership part of his identity to the other ghosts- eg. him interrupting in The Thomas Thorne Affair to basically just be like 'look how cool and functional id be if this were me'. and in insisting that he'd wear his uniform even if given the chance to do literally anything else. being The Captain is so integral to the false existence he puts up, and i'd guess he probably used it in life to hide other aspects of his reality from both himself and others, to prevent any sort of questioning. how dare they suspect their CO, and how could he possibly be 'that kind of person' when he's a well respected, high ranking officer?

157 notes - Posted September 21, 2022

#3

thinking about the fact julian died with a wedding ring on and pat didnt..

pls ignore the photo quality in favour of the amout of sad this makes me

195 notes - Posted November 9, 2022

#2

totally unfounded ghosts theory

SO . i was thinking about this image:

a little too hard. and about people saying the thing in the captain's hand might be a tissue. and the idea of cap dying at his medal ceremony has been bouncing around my brain for a while, but i THOUGHT, what if the captain died at a funeral/memorial service? it would explain why he's in uniform, and at button house (given the people stationed there) despite the war likely being over and all by the time of his death. i cannot justify this at all, because my brain isnt working enough to research it without just getting current war memorial events, but! its an idea.

222 notes - Posted September 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i feel like we as a fandom don't talk about pat referring to himself as 'the big bad butcher man' enough

270 notes - Posted November 5, 2022

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[skyward-floored]

hi! its post canon anon! i apologise in advance because this is very long. im sorry i havent written it out before and didnt realise how much knowledge were ingrained into it •｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡

so in my au, volga is essentially lord over a bunch of tiny little rock dudes, like the ones in botw, who reside deep in eldin caves. he uses his like dragon magic, or whatever, to regulate temperatures and keep his little dudes safe and happy. this is in addition to the canon fact that the lizalfos and dinalfos are both servants to volga. in my mind the reptiles are more like nobles, in that they are expected to take up roles of leadership and are more combat focused, whereas the rock dudes, who are notably not gorons btw. i never managed to wrap my head around what the native gorons were doing jn HWDE haha. the rock dudes just have their own little peaceful society and do things like glassmaking, and ballet. you might be asking yourself, that is a whole lot of non human things, how on earth would this produce the dragon knight of bloodthirst? that is a great question!

Essentially, I see HWDE as coming after oot and tp and acting as an event that largely reconciled the three timelines. because of this the similarities between volga’s helmet and volvagia’s skull are significant! essentially in my brain death mountain is a prt of a mountain range because i think thats funny, and there was a little cult on a neighbouring mountain who wanted to essentially combine a baby with volvagia’s skull to harness the power of the dragon and take over death mountain for their lair. they succeeded and raised the child in the image of a knight, thinking he would serve them well. this backfired on account of them being mean and not upholding the chivalrous ideals they accidentally imbued the kid with and the kid ran away, though not without a resulting fight that saw the full on awakening of the dragon form and an accidental fireball. this made volga distrust hylians as a rule and go seek out the cool dudes in death mountain he had heard about. he arrived to find them in disarray, the lizalfos and dinalfos engaged in petty co flict over territory and power, the little rock dudes sad because the reptiles kept trashing their workshops and homes in their battles. volga, as a like 6 year old, cane through and beat them up, lectured them, installed a not-quite-feudal system, with as much oversight as a six year old could wrangle and proceeded to then go on week long trips gathering resources for the rock dudes and training combat with the strange magical echoes that lurk in the periphery of death mountain, and maintaining order when he returned. this went on for a number of years, his people grew to respect him.

then we hit canon! cia corrupts him and frames his enlisting as both fighting against the hylians who wish to enslave his people and training his skills further to be able to better defend them as he fights stronger people. then when zelda brings him to his senses, he asks of his rock people, his non-combatants, zelda has no idea what he is talking about and he assumes that his negligence got them all killed as she talks of the recent instability of death mountain with passages blocked off and multiple cave ins. he sees this as a personal failing and demands a final battle as a way to repent and to punish himself. he screams something concerning and link or more likely proxi, realises what is really going on and they manage to restrain or otherwise incapacitate him. they then toss him in the dungeon for the rest of the war.

post war, the reptiles return to death mountain and while some return to their pre-volga conflict, others have grown to truly care for their little rock guys and uphold the values volga instilled them with (very simplistic morals of: be nice, share things and ask for permission before doing things) and so they rise to organise reclamation efforts and try to rebuild the society, and while a lot of the little rock dudes were tragically killed or injured, many survive (lots of magical warfare is not good for a mountain build on magic) and they flock to the kinda reptiles. there are issues regarding the damage war did to the reptiles, the guilt and trauma of it, the losses and injury, but it is largely resolved by the fact that many witnessed volga’s last battle and saw his guilt and care and so band together as a community, passing on his ideals and what not. (as you can tell i grew very invested in this silly little society)

back in castle town, volga is depressed, guilty and dismayed at the fact that the young girl who delivers his meals really hates him beard. when the war finally ends, impa visits and questions him, he, again only asks after his rock people, and without his stupid eye makeup impa realises that, like zelda and link, she is inly in his early 20s (he shapeshifted himself the beard to mimic a drawing of a knight). she tells him she does not know, he clams up, she eventually gives up and leaves for the day. this repeats for about a week until she asks for who she can send to check on his rock people. and link gets sent to see if they are okay. link, of course gets captured, but the reptiles dont notice proxi who befriends the rock dudes and convinces them to help link escape. he does and informs volga that his people are rebuilding, sees the guilt in his eyes and volunteers to escort volga back, to ensure he doesnt attack any civilians on his return journey, of course. no other reason.

the trip takes them a few weeks because they are both injured and tired from war and link wants to see all the towns and how they are doing on the way. volga realises that link cares for his people but also is lost as he has no direct way to help them now that the kingdom is at peace and realises that his reptiles must feel much the same. they had that war he prepared them for. and it sucked. they reach death mountain and are greeted by a group of baby rock dudes who snuck out when they sensed him near (the younger ones are more attuned to magic because they havent quite cooled yet) and present the two with a right diaspora of poorly made gifts. volga loses any pretense of being cold and aloof and starts to cry happily as he greets them. link falls for him right then and there, then they just. you know. fall in love in fleeting moments as they arrange further liason between the different kingdoms and link basically becomes a magic scholar, integrating it into the daily life of his people to aid them and understanding its history. also yes, he is the one who hides all the easter egg references to other games that you find in botw. there is more detail and hardship in the end game but this is already an EXTREMELY long post and for that i am sorry.

Wow yeah that’s a lot, you obviously put a lot of thought into it! Fun thing with the little rock guys and lizards. I have a headache so sorry this isn’t a better response but sounds like you had fun thinking of all this!

[lindsayschrctrillstrion]

i started by coming up with a pose for the Character we were assigned as a group to design from our Design Brief of the character's name, backstory, environment, personality and physical appearance. The character was a Dwarf Fisherman by the name of Beatriz who took large pride in himself over everyone else and felt no one could do better than him despite the rise in technology in the fishing world. with this information on the character, i wanted to go for a prideful and closed minded like energy off him

i then moved onto a slightly more detailed sketch finding the right head and body structure for my assigned style, animation. i aimed to have one hand around his hip and another over his shoulder carrying his fishing rod.

after learning of new information of what other features to add to him, and influence from one of my fellow team members who finished their drawing at this point, i put together a more detailed drawing of the character with intention to make his face be made up of his eyebrows, nose and beard for a stylistic choice. i gave him overalls, gumboots and a simple fishing rod.

after i was satisfied with my refined sketch, i moved on to the line work layer where i really went for a wavy look in his beard and pockets on his overalls for nice detail.

i continued to add more to the line work before changing the hat slightly, to make it appear to be on his head a little better

once again i fixed the bucket hat and used a reference for some help, i added more details and elements including the arms an fishing rod. once i had fully drawn the body, it was then time to find a nice design for the fishing rod. at this point i wasn't exactly happy with how it was looking so i seeked some referencing and ideas as to what a conventional fishing rod looked like during the medieval period.

this was the initial design that stuck with me for the fishing rod. i achieved this long fishing rod by using the pen tool to create the straight lines and converted the paths to a stroke.

i then took the lowest part of the fishing line off to where the hand will fit and made a dangling fishing line to connect to the fishing rod

i then put the layers together to where i was satisfied.

i then used the colour palette we were most keen on and applied the lighter colours to the hat, skin and shirt and the other colours to the pants, gloves and boots. i achieved this by using the magic wand selection tool and hitting select, modify, expand and expanded the selection to a few more pixels and separated the fills into individual layers.

i enlarged the image to fit the majority of the canvas and added a part of the arm to the left to make it appear better on his arm out and hand on his hip to show off his pride

taking the colour palette and desaturating it to check the lightness and darkness stand out and balance well, i found the boots to be bugging me the most

i selected the boots layer, applied a hue saturation mask, and decreased the lightness to make the boots stand out a little better.

after resaturating the colours i was satisfied with the shade the boots are now

to reflect i am definitely happy with how it turned out and didnt find alot of trouble other than the placement of the arms and legs as i couldnt get both legs to look right so i ended up having to duplicate on leg onto the other side. in regards to the arms, i wasnt sure where i wanted the arms placed in order for them to look right and for how i wanted them to. it took alot of trial and error but i got there. it was a challenge to keep the appearance consistent to the characters description while also considering the time period of medieval but i did what i could. in future i will conduct far more research into time period apparel while also keeping consistency to the brief in terms of features and accesories.

to reflect on our discussion as a team following review of our final drawings, we felt we could possibly allow ourselves more time to discuss the overall design of the character rather than going off and doing our own personal interpretation, while this is cool and it can work in some instances, other times it is preferred to come up with a design with more consistency. an idea we can possibly do is draw up a visual general illustration based off the characters details. we also felt we couldve made the poses more dynamic and make the beard more flowy and exageratted to fit it in the silhouette. we feel despite the contradictions and and challenge of keeping consistency to outfits time period and the creature we captured quite well.

Our critiques based on our review as a team on the designs of johnson

this is the critiques we recieved for our character designs.

from the critiques above, i adjusted the colour scheme to the graphic novel and removed the shirt. i achieved this by using the eyedropper tool, selecting each layer individual layer and hitting alt+delete. i am relieved to know that not alot of my design was required of changing and the team were happy with the drawing itself and design aside from the colour scheme.

toby recommended i experiment with some change of detail such as the size of the legs and comparing them based on ones bigger and smaller. from the observation of a fellow teammate and i, we are quite keen on the smaller legs as it fits more closely to the design of a dwarf and extenuates the stomach.

to simplify the design, i removed some details and left a little few blips on the front pocket

i then enlarged the image and hit sharpen and more sharpen as the lines became blurry. to reflect im quite happy with this fix up redesign and felt it was a great process to have peer critiques in order to refine the design i was prompted.

following critiques this is the final drawings IDK studios created as a team. the main adjustment that was made after critiques for everyone were the change of colour palette to match that of the graphic novel for the sake of consistency.

to reflect on this Client/Designer Activity, it was a great practical activity to apply a perspective and experience of a relationship between a client and the designer process in creating a piece of work. from communication to critiques. our team worked well together and we had great chemistry, however our communication on a clear path was something that will need to be worked on in future for example the design and colour palette was up in the air for interpretation on how to create the character. what we may very well do in the future is create a collaborative simple design that breaks down the core colours, shapes and appearance of a character, like a diagram if you will. i thoroughly enjoyed taking the role as the leader and this task allowed me to progress my skills at what it takes to be a great and compassionate leader, through discussion of our progress and small critiques here and there and allowing everyone to work in their own time frame in order to achieve the final goal of the task.

[anthonysstupiddailyblog]

Anthony's Stupid Daily Blog (725): Tue 12th Mar 2024

Off to the town for a tattoo of my loyal companion Lucy (A loyal companion is someone whose shit you scoop off a pavement with plastic bag right?). This mutt has been a constant source of comfort for me and the family in the decade she's been with us and it's time I repaid her with a permanent tribute adorned on my body for all eternity. I've also been a fan of The Green Lantern since I was a kid and I always try to merge two or more ideas when I get tattoos to make them unique (and to save money) so I decided on getting a tattoo of Lucy wearing a little Green Lantern outfit. Green Lantern is my favourite comic character and I think if the Lanterns picked an animal to join the team they would want one who showed extreme bravery and loyalty and Lucy would be the perfect fit. I got the same artist who has done my last few tattoos and I'm glad because she's amazing and I've been recommending her to everyone who has complimented her work on my arms. The picture I sent her of Lucy when she was a uppy was what she was working from and I didnt quite realise how jet black her nose and mouth were when she was that young. It was so black that you couldn't make out her nose on the picture. I was worried that the tattoo was going to come out looking like Lucy had just been eating from a bowl of tar but the tattoo artist said she would lighten it so you could make out the nose. I wish these guys had TV's for me to watch while the tattoos are getting done because I always end up just staring at the wall for the entire session and I never seem to be able to make conversation, though maybe that's a good thing as I don't want the artists to be distracted after all. The general outline of the tattoo was fine but when she started doing the colouring in it really started to hurt like a bitch but I maintained my stoic composure throughout and didn't even feign the need to visit the little boys room in order to get a reprieve from the pain. The finished result is absolutely amazing and I immediately knew I had made the right choice. I know some people may say it's ridiculous to get your dog's image tattooed on you but Lucy has been with me for over a decade now and every day when I've come home after a shitty day at work she's always been there to sit on my lap while I watch the wrestling and help de-stress me so she has contributed a lot to my life. That being said I do like the idea of being a 90 year old man in an old people's home and my carers looking at the cartoon drawings all over my body and trying to work out what the Hell they are.

I watched Lenny Henry interviewed about his upcoming final time presenting Comic Relief. I wouldn't exactly call myself a fan of Lenny's but…no that's it I wouldn't exactly call myself a fan. Don't like him, think he's a bad comedian. I used to watch Comic Relief every time it was on back in the day when they would actually have people from the comedy industry hosting it like Jonathan Ross, Graham Norton, Michael McIntyre, Ant & Dec etc but now they just get any fucker to present it. This year they've got Maya Jama presenting for Christ's sake. If they started doing a telethon called "Sex Relief" where there get loads of sexy people to do sexy things to raise money then yes absolutely Maya Jama should be a presenter on that. So should Helen Flannigan, Alice Levine, Isla Traquair, Mollie King and Angela Scanlon (I'm sure the BBC would find a way to shoehorn Romesh Ranganathen into the show somehow too so it wouldn't be all sexy). The only Comic Relief I've watched all the way through was the 2007 edition which featured Ross, Norton, Paul O'Grady, Russell Brand, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost AKA actual funny people presenting a show aiming to raise money by being funny. It also featured the best comedy talent of the day including Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Mitchell and Webb, Harry Hill, Little Britain, Catherine Tate among others. These were the most critically acclaimed and popular faces in British comedy at the time but nowadays the sketches are made by whatever shit happens to be on the box. Tuned into tonight's Hollyoaks, the focal point of which was Romeo trying to convince Prince to help him escape. I really don't get how we were meant to sympathize with Romeo here which is what they were going for. He killed Rayne albeit accidentally but he still let his best friend Prince take the blame for it before he was eventually found to be the culprit. Now hes escaped with help from James and we're apparently supposed to feel sorry for him. This is one aspect of the show that I've always hated where they try to get us to feel empathy for someone whose actions have been reprehensible (mainly Warren). Prince cornered Romeo in Dilly's old house where Romeo gave him some bullshit apology and for some reason Prince agreed to help him get out of the country even though if it hadn't been for Lacey uncovering the footage of Romeo killing Rayne then Prince would still be in jail now. The end of the episode featured Romeo exiting the show on a horse as the police approached the house. Ah yes a horse, a perfect thing for someone with a fresh stab wound to escape on. Farewell Romeo Nightingale. The only character to ever be written out of the show because there were no more female characters for him to shag. Elsewhere Nancy was bollocking Suzanne about laying about the house all day and Suzanne fired back that she was looking for a job but things kept getting in the way. Yeah things like Ethan's dick!

[theharrowing]

I have reread Boy Blue almost three times now. You are such a talented writer!! I hope this message dont bother you but I have two sorta fun questions:

1. When I watch Rainy Days, for some reason I feel like it's super Boy Blue-coded (?) Like idk, the ambiance, the moodiness, the yearning. What era / mv BTS you associate with Boy Blue characters (if any)? Or you can also answer for Collateral, whichever you want!

2. When you write a story, do you begin with like knowing how it's gonna end first or do you build a rough outline of events and then decide the ending? All the endings (if you can call it that) in Boy Blue and Collateral have been so unpredictable (literally I could NOT guess how it was going to end) so I'm just interested. Btw I'm not a writer so I'm sorry if this is a weird question!

P.s: i'm glad I didnt trust Yoongi in Boy Blue hehehe

Thank you so much for writing again and sorry for the long message!

ANON HELLOOO!!! 😍

THREE TIMES that’s wild wow thank you so much!!! (the chapters are pretty quick hehe but still wow!!!) this doesn’t bother me one bit, i’m very excited to respond to these! this is going to be a VERY LONG response hehe enjoy.

this response will contain spoilers, for anyone who hasn’t read these fics!

1. i get such big Boy Blue vibes from Rainy Days Tae!!! both in the way he is burying himself in the art (idk i get this obsessive vibe tbh) and also with how 😐 stoic and serious he seems through a lot of it. i see Boy Blue Taehyung trying so hard to distract himself but all he can see is someone’s face/likeness and he needs to paint it and carve it and build it somehow. and yes, definitely the ambiance and yearning!!! i will definitely be making it his personality in White Lies haha.

originally, i wasn’t really associating their personalities with any era, but Boy Blue Taehyung maybe had hints of Stigma performances (especially with blue hair, of course.) Yoongi and his boys i just imagined in like a Velvet Goldmine crossover almost, and Jungkook was if My Time were a little more punk (and a little more whiny haha.) (Namjoon and Seokjin didn’t really have development lol sorry boys!)

for Collateral, Yoongi was originally from That That, and the others came from any number of eras (Butter maybe, Proof at times.) but because these roles don’t really fit the guys normally, it’s all kind of all over the place and i don’t really imagine them from specific eras (i have been more or less keeping Yoongi current throughout Collateral and using more recent descriptions and images every time, with the exception of some mood boards.) sometimes my mind goes to Weverse magazine shoots, especially 2020 and 2022.

2. i almost never plot things out when i start, which was the case for Boy Blue and Collateral lol. i did sort of plan the ending of Boy Blue by the time Yoongi was introduced but i was still playing around with various ideas. (glad you didn’t trust him tho bc i made him obsessive and weird like immediately and it felt like nobody really caught that??? there were hints of his involvement throughout, tho, because i always loosely wanted that to be a plot twist. In the basement, when Yoongi says, “This wasn’t supposed to happen” what he means is “This isn’t how we planned it.” and even in earlier chapters when they are first captured, his behavior is erratic because he is upset with Taehyung, especially for having a gun.)

i finally wrote an outline for how i wanted to end Boy Blue somewhere around chapter 40. i was like “ok, we need to end this fic, it’s been going on for a long time now.” i think around 42 is when i had the ending completely figured out. most of Boy Blue was the product of me just logging out of class and creating chaos.

Collateral got an outline in chapter 12, and boy howdy, has it changed a lot. i don’t think think i had the actual ending set in stone until chapter 15. i think that was the point when i decided that in order for this story to get the ending i wanted, i needed to plan a sequel, and i slid Balming Tiger into the story.

THESE ARE PROBABLY WAY MORE WORDS THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR but i get really excited to talk about my fics, so thank you for giving me something fun and thoughtful to wake up to! feel free to ask more questions if you would like to! i am an open book!!! 💙💙💙 and thank you so much for reading!!!

[starswallowingsea]

okay so its like 8:30 and we close in a half hour and this couple comes through the drive thru and say they're from the city like 30 minutes away from here and i'm like oh cool! whatever and the guy places his order fine and the lady asks if we have a fish fry.

i, the order taker, am confused. i ask if she means the fish sandwich or the cod sliders (people really only order the fish sandwich but if we mention the sliders sometimes people will order them) and she goes no i want the thing on the sign, the friday fish fry and i go ma'am i have no idea what you're talking about we have a fish sandwich and a two piece cod slider.

so she orders something else and they pull back to get a pic of the thing she was talking about before pulling up and she shows me the picture and i go, oh you wanted the three piece cod! we don't have the coleslaw anymore and that image hasn't been updated in like a year or whatever. and she's like well why hasn't it been updated and i just tell her that i dont know she can take that up with the franchise owners and ask if she wants me to ring up the three piece cod slider with the combo with her onion rings and root beer float.

she says yeah and so i do that, i void her other sandwich and tell the kitchen to drop some fish for her and give them their receipt. they flag down another team lead who was working while i was bagging their food and start complaining about the fact that. we put the onion rings and float in a combo because she had asked for the cod. and i come back with the food and go ma'am we replaced the other sandwich in the cod we didn't have to redo the combo because you still wanted the onion rings and float. it is cheaper to do it this way.

she goes well i think you're scamming me. stop rolling your eyes at me (i had not been rolling my eyes and just cant maintain eye contact and told her as much) and said it was one of the worst drive thru experiences she has ever had. she says i felt like you just didnt want to make it for me or something (i just. did not understand what you were saying and updated your order when you clarified that you wanted the three piece cod. we make our fish fresh so when i had offered the fish sandwich in confusion at the speaker it would have taken the same amount of time. i am confusion about what she was talking about).

so i go okay well let me ring it up again outside the combo and print the receipt for you and i do and it literally. proves my point that it was cheaper to put the onion rings and float in a combo. because it was like $1.50 more to not combo them. and she just. doesn't understand? how combos work? even though she had also claimed that she's worked in fast food before. like. i'm sorry our receipts condense the fucking repeats in an order to make the receipts shorter and save a little paper?????? genuinely what the fuck do you want me to do about that.

this whole interaction took like. 10 fucking minutes to explain to her and i'm still confused as to what she was upset about. i even gave them a free coupon for a root beer float for the confusion about the cod! i'm just. what the hell was this

I think i genuinely had one of the stupidest customer interactions ever tonight

[lfc21]

What about no.17 with Trent and I swear that's it, I'll leave something to the rest of your followers 🙈

This time next year

Everything in life had led you back to him - his eyes, his smile, his laugh and his clear objective to love and protect you through everything. A marriage is a promise that two hearts gladly make, a promise to be tender, to help, to give and take. A marriage is a promise to be kind and understanding, to be thoughtful and considerate, fair and undemanding. A marriage is a promise to share one life together, a love filled promise meant to be kept lovingly forever. You couldn't wait. His gesture to love and honour you for the rest of your life took your heart and showed you this was what life was about, these where the moments that made you, you. Since a little girl a clear and well structured image of your wedding was forever wrapped around your brain. It was paradise.

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You and trent where planning the main bits for your wedding. This time next year you where going to be saying I do, for the rest of your lifes. The planning was the main priority in the world of your home, it was the focus topic of most conversations. No one warned you about the time and effort it takes to create your perfect day but no one also told you how amazing and beautiful it could be.

You sat on the grey floor just infront of the coffee table to figure out where to start next. Most days you would sit on the floor after work and take to final preparations of the Alexander Arnold wedding.

"Hello! Hello! Hello!" Trent shouted through the house as he kicked open the door revealing you sat on the floor yet again. "Do you live there babe?" Trent asked with great concern as he couldn't understand why you one - always wanted to perfect the big day and two - constantly sit on the floor even though you where right infront of a couch.

"I do yes, the floor actually has its own postcode and address" you said with a laugh as he stood above you and planted a small kiss to your lips. Your heart doubled at his small yet affectionate act.

"Has anyone told you you should be a comedian?" Trent sarcastically asked as he wondered over to the kitchen island in the open plan room. You looked over the couch at your boyfriend wondering why he was always so cheeky? "How was your day?" He added with a smile as he sat himself on the cold counter facing you.

"Good actually what about yours?" You asked back with a smile as you shoved your hair up into a messy bun.

"Busy" trent simply answered with a small laugh as he cracked open the cold bottle of water which occupied his hands. "What are you sorting out now?" Trent asked as he came back over to you before sitting himself down behind you on the white plush couch. His hands came wondering over your shoulders before gently pushing you back inbetweem his legs. Your head rested onto his thigh as his long fingers wondered through your hair.

"All the flowers, who knew you had to have all these flowers for one day?" You asked with a giggle as you thought back at how many you actually had to order.

"I didnt" he replied back with a laugh as he kissed your lips softly his mouth lingered on yours for a second with a smile showing just how much affection he had for you.

"Now you do" you said with a laugh as you sat yourself back up to carry on with the pile of organising. You felt as though you had been ringing a million and one people today about your wedding and you where only half way through. It was hard, exhausting and quite frankly tiring; the idea of a wedding planner was something you wished you agreed with from the beginning.

"Do you need any help?" Trent asked as he admired the tv infront of you as you pottered round the coffee table.

"No no its ok, I think I'll leave it for tonight, there's too much to do" you said with a laugh as you let out the biggest stretch before sitting on the couch next to trent. His arm wrapped around your small frame as your head rested on his chest feeling the warmth on yourself.

"This time next year" he simply says as his fingers run through your hair with a huge smile on his face. Just a little while longer until your I do is forever. Your love was bonded with his and there was no one else in this world that would make a lifetime feel like a week.

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Make love to me - Taehyung imagine (M)

A/N: Hallo lieverds. It’s been awhile since I posted something. It’s been a tough year since last summer and everything just changed after I to had to let go of my dog Brammetje after a sick bed. In the end you find out,already do knowing how much you love that little soul and that he held you together and kept you sane. Knowing that it will break your heart when you kiss his little nose one last time as he crosses the rainbow bridge.

but I hope with writing again I’ll find myself a little more and more. It’s thanks to @taeandpuppies​ patience and understanding that I managed to write something and so this one has been dedicated to her.  This doesn’t mean my requests are open yet, as I only get to write when my mind allows it to. 

This contains love, kissing, making out, oral and sex. 

Enjoy ~

‘‘Y/N?’‘ 

You just hummed, putting the last laundry away after you folded them, thinking back to the delicious dinner Taehyung made you, surprising you full out not thinking he would make your favourite stew. Then again, Taehyung was always full of suprises. 

‘‘Y/N?’‘ He tried again, this time bumping his hips against your side making sure he got your attention.

‘‘Do you want to make love?’‘ 

This had your attention immediately, wipping your head to the side to look him in the face and what you saw was blinking eyes, arms wrapped over his chest as he seemed to patiently wait for your answer.  You blinked too, not finding words as you didnt really know what to answer because well you were sure you both knew the answer to that. ‘’Um, well yeah?’’ 

Taehyung huffed and dropped his arms at his side and shook his head with a chuckle. ‘’Ah. that doesnt really sound convincing.’’ and put his arm around your waist, pulling you closer. ‘’I was just thinking about it. You sit down and I will clean it up here.’’ he mumbled against your lips as he placed a quick kiss on them and you felt his warmth dissapear. This left you stuttering. Ever since he asked you that question, images automatically flooded your mind and with that you could surely feel you wanted him now. Honestly.. you always wanted him and you were pretty sure he knew that too but what just occured left you so confused that you turned around and snatched the towel of the bed, he was neatly folding and grabbed onto both his arms. 

‘‘Hey! I was folding that baby!’‘ Taehyung whined, a pout sitting on his lips. ‘‘No, no. Ask me again.’‘

‘‘Ask what again, babe?’‘ 

‘‘You know..’‘ you trailed off, ears slowly blossoming red. ‘‘The making love..’‘

Taehyung clicked his tongue and nodded and raised an eyebrow in amusement. His hand settled down into your hair, curling a strand around his finger ‘’Let me reprase it, if that’s okay with you?’’ without one breath you exhaled out a yes, feeling his biceps move under your arm. ‘’

‘‘What do you think about when you think of me making love to you? What do you want me to do to you? Tell me.’‘ 

This time, your breath hitched in your throat and unknowingly stepped closer to the man infront of you, the man who now placed his free hand just above your buttcheeks, feeling yourself throbbing already. 

Eventhough your heart was raising and your whole body flushing at the idea you held eye contact with the man gazing at you intently. ‘’I picture you sitting me down on the bed.’’  Taehyung hummed. ‘’And how? ‘’

‘‘W-what?’‘

‘‘How would I sit you down on the bed?’‘ Taehyung tilted his head to the side with a smug smile on his face. ‘’Show me.’’

You looked at him, he looked back and maybe it was the way he was looking at you. As if he knew you wouldn’t do it, would only stutter however he should have known you were someone that liked to prove people wrong and so you fingers clamped onto the waistband of his shorts, bringing him in closer.  ‘’You know..’’ you began, grabbing his chin between your fingers. ‘’I will show you.’’

Letting go of his waistband, you tapped his lips and pushed against his shoulder gently to sit him down on the edge of the bed, followed by you wrapping your arms around his neck and your waist beside his hips, wandering your hands through his hair, ‘’Like this.’’  your voice was low, holding eye contact. 

The lighting in the bathroom set up a romantic vibe, the soft orange glowing in the corner near the window as you could see the leaves moving on the ryhtym of the rain as you felt his lips on your neck, placing open mouthed kisses. 

‘‘As always, you taste delicious. ‘‘ Taehyung grinned when you pulled him back, the kisses getting you going a little too fast. You huffed at that with a smile, grasping onto his cheeks and capturing his lips. A passionate kiss was shared, your legs trembling around his waist as you slowly grinded down onto him while you moaned into his mouth and Taehyung answered with a low groan. 

‘‘W-wait.’‘ He stuttered when you pressed yourself onto him more and more causing Taehyung to almost fall down on the bed. Also what you intended but he stopped you by pressing a hand against your chest. Tilting your head to the side in confusion you sat more up right not being able to hold back a pout while trying to catch your breath, both of you were. 

‘‘y/n..’‘ A chuckle was heard through the room, pulling you back into his embrace. ‘‘Don’t pout on me. I just want to take it slow, thats all.’‘ and comforted you by running his hands up and down your back. You answered him back by burying your face in the croock of his neck, lips puckering against his skin. 

The dark felt somehow strangely private, not as scary as you always thought it was while gazing out the window again taking in the feel of the man holding you. You always felt safe whenever you were with him, feeling like no harm could come to you. ‘’Hands up.’’ came his words and you did what he asked you. Sitting more upright again, you held your arms high so he could take off your shirt, pecking your lips once it was off and flung it somewhere in the room. 

This time his hands traveled towards your chest, his eyes zero’ing in on your purple bra, laces of flowers embracing your beautiful curves. To him, you were magical, to him you were not human but someone from outer space. The cute childlike eyes that he always gazed in especially when they changed to a more mischevious look had him twitching in his sweatpants. The combination of those two.. 

‘‘Tae.’‘ You whined, your hands searching for his and once you felt his fingers tracing the lace of your bra, you grasped onto them moving them towards the clasp of your bra. ‘‘Please.’‘ His fingers ghosted over your skin and you shivered yet Taehyung let out a small chuckle thinking how you most likely forgot what he told you mere minutes ago but he decided not to say anything and unclasped the purple bra. Sighing out in relief when you felt the bra loosen, you kissed his cheek, his eyelid back to his nose and to his lips. Taehyung however slowly removed the bra straps down your arm while basking in your kisses. 

Once the bra too was somewhere thrown in the room, he didnt hesitate a moment to cup your breasts into his palms, gently kneeding the flesh, listening attently to your breathing how it picked up, how you dropped your head onto his shoulder, your hands clutching his shirt and thats when you breathed out ‘’W-why are you still wearing a shirt.. It has to go.’’  His breath hitched when you pushed up the hem of his black shirt, black fabric make the golden skin even more bronze. Your fingertips grazed his nipples and his breath hitched again, more noticable this time. The loss of his fingers playing with your own nipples as he had to lift up his arms in order to take his shirt off caused to better thinking and you knew what you wanted to do next. 

Slipping off his thighs you crouched down, grasping his knees as you crawled between them when he spread and tugged at the waisband of his black boxers. Taehyung lifted his hips helpfully, his body seeming to move on auto pilot. You slid your fingers up his thighs once his boxers were off, eyes zooming on his cock that stood proudly up against his abdomen, waiting to be touched. The further you got to his inner thigh, the more harder he became. So far for wanting to go slow, his body clearly told him something else. 

You liked the way he started to leak more pre cum once you grasped him into your palm, his hips jerking forwards, a silent ‘fuck’ leaving his mouth. He watched you, eyes fully focused on your hand. Thumb rubbing slowly over the tip the way you knew he liked very much so, Taehyung threw his head back with his eyes shut, fisting the sheets.

You didnt waste any moment and leaned down to take his cock into your mouth, further down your throat, tongue circeling around his grith while your hand pumped what you couldnt reach with your mouth. Hearing his gasp, your own heat started to throb more and more, begging for some relief as you felt your own panties dampening by the second but right now it was pleasuring your man who’s chest heaved up and down faster by the second, his fingers searching for something to hold onto, you knew he liked to have his hands in your hair but he didnt want to hurt you so he desperately searched and you knew the sheets weren’t enough so you slipped up the bed, eyes watching his face, searching for his hand and when you felt his fingers you turned his hand around and interwined your fingers together, letting him tug. His lower lip was caught between his teeth and when his eyes met yours a muscle in his jaw jumped. 

You knew he was close, tasting more and more precum on your tongue. You were never really fond of swallowing cum or tasting for that matter however that was until Taehyung entered your life, his moans of your name when you didnt stop blowing him when he was about to come and feeling his cock twitch in your mouth was something incredibly hot to you and so you bobbed your head up and down in a slow rythym, focusing on making him cum. 

Taehyung’s eyes were shut again, mouth fallen open and his eyes shut, lashes fluttering, his head lulling from side to side. ‘’I’m so close.’’ it seemed his whisper into the dark room, your glasped hands he brought up to his mouth and grazed his teeth onto your skin. With one last tug on his cock as you swallowed around him he gasped loudly this time biting down as he came down your throat. 

You felt his thighs trembling, as you swallowed as much as you could, your free hand caressing the trembling limp and let his member fall out of your mouth once you felt him soften his hips jerking away from overstimulation. 

Climbing on the bed, throwing your legs around his waist, your stroked his cheek, smiling down when you noticed his content smile on his face. His eyes fluttered open, kissing your intertwined hands especially on the bite marks he left but you didnt mind, it didnt hurt however Taehyung didnt seem to take his time, his mouth instantly on yours, letting your hand fall to your side as he cupped the back of your head. 

Lips were growing more pliant, ravishing your mouth slowly, tenderly, angling your head to the side as you licked his lips, Taehyung answered within a heartbeat and let your tongue press into his mouth with a growl. You didnt know how long you two kissed but once he pulled away, leaving you to whine and chase after his lips you saw how red his were, wet, slick and swollen. 

You also noticed how he was pressing against your clothed core and you slowly rocked into his lap needing to feel some friction yet Taehyung wasnt having any of it and rolled you over to the matress, him hovering over you with a smirk. 

This time it was you that your breath got stuck in your throat, your dark orbs looking into his own while his fingers wandered down from your neck, down the valley of your breast, circling your belly button to the hem of your panties. ‘’You know.’’ He began, his voice an octave lower, bending his head down until it was right beside your ear ‘’I can smell you from here.’’ 

You whimpered, thighs rubbing together ‘’And you smell devine.’’ He took in a deep breath, lips finding its place on your neck while he dipped into your purple panties that were just damp from your arousal and you couldnt help but blush once you heard the obvious sounds of how wet you were when he touched your slit. ‘’Oh my.. I knew you were wet but this wet..’’ Taehyung chuckled lowly, kissing down your neck, pressing his tongue just below your ear. 

‘‘Taehyung..’‘ Your voice trembled, wrapping your fingers around his wrist pressing his hand against your core. ‘‘What do you want me to do. How do you want me to make love to you, y/n?’‘ He lifted his head up, other hand once again settling down ontop of your left breast as his gaze focused on you. 

This man was way too gorgeous for his own good, just looking at his face, his red lips, dilated pupils and messy hair had you throbbing and you knew Taehyung definitely felt that one, him not hesitating to sink in one digit down your heat, and slowly moved his wrist, slipping in and out of you before he followed with one finger more. Your walls clenched around his finger, legs kicking up while you bit your lip trying not to cry out. ‘’Tell me, y/n. Please.’’ 

Face hot, abdomen muscles clenching, fingers digging into his arms you moan his name loud and clear when he begs you to say something, needs to hear you say it before he starts what he craves. He is a little impatient, he knows that but he promised to himself to go slow and so eventhough he begs you, he waits while slowly pumping his fingers into you, his thumb rubbing softly your clit. 

‘‘I..’‘ You start, closing your eyes shut, rolling your neck from side to side as your  legs tremble. ‘‘Yes.. say it, let me know.’‘ Taehyung cups your chin, tapping your lips as he slides in his thumb, pressing down on your tongue before sliding out. 

‘‘I want.. ‘‘

‘‘Yes.’‘

‘‘Your mouth.’‘ 

‘‘Where, sweetheart. Where do you want my mouth?’‘ 

‘‘Taehyung, please.’‘ Taehyung nudges your throat with his nose, sliding his fingers out as he traces his path downward with his lips until he is face to face with your clothed core and he cant help himself but to take a whiff. ‘‘Devine.’‘ he mumbles more to himself before he hooks his fingers into the waistband and slide them down your hips, while grazing the bare skin of your inner thighs with his knuckles. 

Spreading your legs fare enough to lay between them, he winks up to you and bite his lips with a teasing eyebrow raised and laps up your arousal from your slit. This has your tighs immediately closing around his head but he tuts against your core, hands finding its home on your thighs as he holds them. ‘’Let me make you feel good. ‘’ The vibration of his voice causes your hips to stutter, butt lifting from the matress, almost grinding against his lips. ‘’It’s okay. I’ve got you.’’

Teeth find your bundle of nerves, and rolls them between them, tongue carefully flicking against it, his grip on your legs thightening when he feels them tremble. He sucks, lips covering your mound as he crawl closer to let go of your thighs to settle them on your buttcheeks and lift them up from the matress now being able to suck you a little more deeper. 

He notices how his fingers are close enough to your lowerlips to spread them open and he does, sinking his tongue down into your heat and you let out a scream, hips bucking into him, legs shaking in the air. 

‘‘Taehyung.’‘ You stutter, gripping the pillow behind you as you feel your release building up, your body feels hot, too hot. Your cheeks burn from pleasure, your mouth falling open as you feel how he never stop pleasuring you, his nose rubbing your clit, tongue licking your inner walls and with one last stutter of your hips, you cum. You feel your body tensing before it lets go completely and you find Taehyung’s bicep. 

He laps you up, licking up your arousal with a grin on his face and crawls towards you, letting his body rest ontop of yours. ‘’How was that?’’ 

You just watch him with a tired but satisfied smile on your face. ‘’As usual. That was amazing.’’ you manage to get out and cant help but to giggle as his grin grows wider. ‘’I love you.’’ Taehyung mutters, wiping the hair that sticks to your skin from your forehead and leans up to peck your lips. While he leans up to kiss you, you both moan as you feel his hardness press against your core. 

He looks at you, licks your lips and both close your eyes as you open up for him, this time its his tongue that kisses yours, grinding his cock against your slick heat. Moans tumble out and he does not wait, his hands lay flat against your slick heat, moving up and down until he grips his hard cock and pumps it a few times making sure your arousal lays on his member as lube and guides himself towards you core. Once he feels the tip slipping past your lower lips, he lets go, settling his hand down beside you and he moves his hips forward, falling deeper and deeper into your heat until his hips meet yours.  

Your own arms lay around his neck while he taps your thigh and you wrap your legs around his waist and apparently that movement has him sinking in that one last inch, now being fully settled in. 

He buries his face in the croock of your neck and slowly pulls his hips back to only move it tenderly slow forward again. ‘’You feel out of this world.’’ Taehyung’s own voice trembles, fingers touching the back of your neck featherlight. He strokes your scar, rocking his hips slowly into you, grunting out your name over and over. The sensation of his cock tickling down your walls, his fingers caressing your scar as he keeps his eyes on you once he takes one sharp thrust where you dig your fingers into his shoulderblades. ‘’Look at me. Look at me when I make love to you. Does it feel good?’’

‘‘Yes! It feels so so good!’‘ Your tongue doesnt hesitate to let those words fall from your mouth while trying to remain eye contact with your boyfriend. 

‘‘It feels too good. Taehyung, please.’‘ You cry out, tears pooling in your eyes from all the pleasure you’re feeling. His rocks his hips a little faster, in and out of you, taking bliss into the wet sounds he hears from your arousal. He feels how your arousal drips down his member and he breaks the eye contact for his own pleasure as he sits back and lift you up, you’re now seated in his lap, his arms caging you against him. 

The way he sits still in your heat, has you clenching around him your body asking for his thrusts and his body instantely responses, bucking his hips up into you and Taehyung throws his head back in pleasure, a loud grunt bouncing off the walls and you are following suit with a whimper slipping past. 

‘‘You gotta help me, princess.’‘ His jaw clenches as he grabs your waist and begins to buck up his hips, hitting your spot over and over again and sink down onto him when he thrusts up. 

‘‘Yes, just like that beautiful. Just like that.’‘ 

Your eyes roll to the back of your head, and fight against falling over, feeling no strength at all but Taehyung has a tight grip onto you, and you see how his eyes are focused on how his cock slips in and out your heat while he bites his lip, a layer of sweat both coating your bodies. 

‘‘Taehyung..’‘ 

He hums. 

‘‘Taehyung.. ‘‘ You try again, desperately fighting against your orgasm as you only want to let go when you have his eyes locked on you. And he doesnt make it any easier when he starts to rub your clit soothingly, never stopping the ryhtym of his hips until you start to clench harder down on him and he knows, he knows and snaps his face up to you when he hears his name loud and clear. 

Your expressions tells him everything, the way your eyebrows are scrunched together, your mouth falling open while deseperately gazing into his warm eyes has his own hips stuttering. ‘’I know. I got you, babe.’’

And you do, your vision blurs. sounds fade away as you let go, release bursting through your body, your walls clamping down on his cock in a tight grip and you drool, you cant help but drool when your release feels like an enternity and Taehyung.. Taehyung cries out a loud loud moan and you collapse against him with a tired laugh, not believing how good you are feeling. He catches you and lays you down on your back and he follows, resting his body ontop of yours as he takes a few minutes to come down from his high. One hand plays with his hair, other hand strokes up and down his back while placing pecks all over his face. 

‘‘I love you too, Tae. More than I ever can explain.’‘

resting his cheek against your belly, you catch a content smile on his face.  He is silent, wanting to bask in your warmth before he slides out of your heat and rolls off of you and lays down beside you. ‘’Hmm. I wouldn’t know what to do without you. You are literally my home.’’ and with that he plants a loving wet kiss against your lips, and cages you into his arms, your back to his stomach. 

‘‘Should we shower?’‘ You ask after a few minutes. 

‘‘Yes, yes we should.’‘ 

Yet the two of you dont move, enjoying the peaceful stillness of the night while listening how your hearts slowly beat to a softer pace.