#little hals lesbian depot

[coridallasmultipass]

Lil Hal steals everyone's clothes once he gets a body since he doesn't already have clothes. I guess. Cosplay ensues. I don't even know where he gets the wigs.

Based on that "Little Hal's Lesbian Depot" TikTok (by TikTok user @ koreanbeef27 I'll link it in the comments. I don't use TikTok, I only saw it here lol.)

So yeah. This was kinda fun to make up a body design for Lil Hal. It was a nightmare drawing the elbow joints on the Jade one lmao. But it's for the meme, so it's okay.

I couldn't decide between Dirk and Dave for the 16-year-old boy one, but I already have Hal wearing their shirt and suit, and Lil Cal is the only one who actually wears a backwards hat anyway, so I went with him.

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[Transcription: A Korean person in a blue suit talking like a car commercial voice over. There is blue text saying "Little Hal's Lesbian Depot Everything Must Go written at the top of the screen.

Little Hal: I got too many lesbians! That's why I'm slashin' prices! All lesbians must go!

The person changes into a black crop top, red flannel, gray beanie, and outdoor pants with a jacket slung over their shoulder.

Little Hal: We got 40% off lumberjack lesbians!

They change again to be wearing the same crop top with a green half jumpsuit.

Little Hal: Half off half jumpsuit lesbians!

Their outfit is now reminiscent of punk musicians; black pants with a belt, a shirt with metal rings connecting the two sides, and a fishnet glove on one hand.

Little Hal: 40% off lesbians who play bass in a band in Silverlake coffee shops!

The outfit is now a rainbow tie dye crop top and jean shorts. They are holding a reusable water bottle in the air like a lantern.

Little Hal: 30% off lesbians who wake up at 7 to take you on a hike!

They are now wearing a white tank top, saggy gray sweatpants, and a black snap-back worn backwards.

Little Hal: 70% off lesbians who dress up like a 16-year-old boy who uses slurs on the internet.

They are wearing a red turtleneck with glasses and red/orange/yellow flannel pants.

Little Hal: This would have passed for a straight woman in 1972 for some reason! 60% off!

They cut back into the suit they wore at the beginning of the video.

Little Hal: So rent your U-Hauls and bring them on down to Little Hal's Lesbian Depot and get these lesbians out of here! Act now and I'll throw in a straight woman who loves to kiss girls but thinks vaginas are gross! I don't like them hangin' around they make me uncomfortable!

The TikTok logo appears with their username @/koreanbeef27 and the video ends. End transcription]

[coridallasmultipass]

can you post the original little hal's lesbian depot? your post is the only one that comes up when i search for it in the tumblr search

Here's the original (re)post I got it from:

[coridallasmultipass]

Sorry, reblogging again to link the Instagram reel version I randomly decided to stitch together instead of upload it as an image set. (Tumblr let me download the original video lol.)

Link:

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Lil Hal steals everyone's clothes once he gets a body since he doesn't already have clothes. I guess. Cosplay ensues. I don't even know where he gets the wigs.

Based on that "Little Hal's Lesbian Depot" TikTok (by TikTok user @ koreanbeef27 I'll link it in the comments. I don't use TikTok, I only saw it here lol.)

So yeah. This was kinda fun to make up a body design for Lil Hal. It was a nightmare drawing the elbow joints on the Jade one lmao. But it's for the meme, so it's okay.

I couldn't decide between Dirk and Dave for the 16-year-old boy one, but I already have Hal wearing their shirt and suit, and Lil Cal is the only one who actually wears a backwards hat anyway, so I went with him.

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Video Description

A Korean person in a black blazer over a gray shirt looks at the camera. They say:

"I'm Little Hal and I've got too many lesbians! That's why I'm slashing prices! All lesbians must go!"

Their outfit changes to show them in a black crop top and black pants, with a red-and-black checked flannel worn open over it. They have a large hoodie slung over one shoulder and a gray beanie.

In voice-over, Little Hal continues "we've got 40% off lumberjack lesbians!"

Their outfit changes again. Now they're wearing green cargo pants and no beanie or flannel.

"Half off half jumpsuit lesbians!" Little Hal exclaims.

The next outfit is a goth aesthetic. The shirt is a crop with a slit down the front, held together by four metal rings. They're wearing black comfortable pants held up with a very long belt. Their hair is styled to one side and they're wearing a single fishnet glove.

"40% off lesbians who played bass in abandoned silver lake coffee shops!"

Their next outfit is a tie-dye crop shirt advertising Yellowstone National Park with a pair of knee-length jean shorts. They hold up a lilac HydroFlask.

"30% off lesbians who wake up at 7 to take you on a hike!"

Their next outfit is a white tank top with gray sweatpants. Their underwear are partially visible. They're also wearing a red-and-black baseball cap backwards.

"70% off lesbians who dress like a 16-year-old boy who uses slurs on the internet!"

Their next outfit is a long-sleeved red turtleneck paired with tan and red checkered flannel pants. Their hair is styled to be somewhat windswept and messy, and they're wearing large glasses.

"This would have passed as a straight woman in 1972 for some reason. 60% off!"

They reappear in their original outfit as Little Hal, looking directly at the camera again. "So rent your U-Hauls and bring 'em down to Little Hal's Lesbian Depot and get these lesbians out of here! Act now and I'll throw in a straight woman who loves to kiss girls but thinks vaginas are gross. I don't like them hanging around, they make me uncomfortable!"

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