#little did I know that he spent a lot of his time babysitting Dazai in his mafia days

[sableeira]

all of that ominous introduction of Hirotsu just for peepaw to be yeeted out of the window later.

[glitchy-anime-fan]

Cat!Atsushi spending the day with Akutagawa (hc)

This is based off my “Atsushi w/cat like urges” headcanons (will be linked below). Feel free to take this as platonic or romantic 😉

TW- mild swearing (nothing to bad, just a few mentioned here or there)

It originally started out as a way for the ADA to get at least one moment of peace to do their work without worrying about Atsushi accidentally swating something off the table or out of someone’s hands

It was one of Atsushi’s “bad days” where the cat urges he felt from the Tiger were more violent/prominent and between the broken mugs and near constant head scratches, everyone was starting to get frustrated

Atsushi included

He felt terrible for causing so many problems around the office and always got frustrated when he couldn’t control the urges the Tiger gave him

Of course no one blamed Atsushi, it wasn’t his fault his ability caused him to nap if he sat in the sun to long, or lead him to ignore people completely for no reason

But it was taking Kunikida all his will power to not yell at Atsushi when he swatted at his ponytail like it was a cat toy for the fourth time that morning

Of course Dazai, being the selfless mentor he was, offered an idea

“I have a job for you that should take up most of the day. I’ll even call Akutagawa to help out!”

It was clear as day that Dazai was scheming something, but everyone was to tired to argue.

And it would be good for the truce if the Agency and Mafia worked together more often

So thats what lead to Dazai and Atsushi walking across town to the Port Mafia HQ to steal Akutagawa on his day off

He refused to let Atsushi know where he lived, so they planned to meet at the Port Mafia instead

“Why do I have to be teamed up with him?” Atsushi had whined as they walked through Yokohama

“Because it’ll help the Agency and Mafia get along better!” Dazai had responded with a big smile as he wrapped an arm around Atsushi so he didn’t walk off

‘It’ll help You and Akutagawa get along better’ is what Dazai really meant

Luckily Atsushi’s discourage about having to spend the day with Akutagawa kept him from getting to distracted on the walk over (he only wondered off twice)

When they got there Akutagawa was patiently waiting outside the Port Mafia building, though he also looked less than pleased to be spending his day off with the weretiger

Dazai pretty much just dropped off Atsushi with a “Take care of him, and be careful around cups!” Before walking off

Atsushi and Akutagawa just glared at each other before Atsushi sighed and asked if Akutagawa was hungry

“We can go over the case while we eat, that’s all” Akutagawa didn’t argue, just huffed and started walking down the street

The first thing that Akutagawa learned about the Jinko was that if he didn’t keep a close eye on Atsushi, he would loose him in the heavy crowds of Yokohama

The first time Akutagawa lost Atsushi, the latter was helping a little girl who had gotten separated from her parents. Nothing new

The second time he lost Atsushi, he was found at one of the candy shops in town. “Ranpo-san’s birthday is coming up soon and this is his favourite shop” Atsushi had claimed

They spent much longer than Akutagawa would have liked in the candy store, but Atsushi refused to budge until he got all of Ranpo’s favourites

The third time they got separated, Akutagawa found that Atsushi had somehow been convinced to chase birds in the park with some of the little kids

Akutagawa had no idea how or when that had happened but he was already starting to loose his patience. This was the third time in the half hour since they left that Atsushi had wondered off

Akutagawa had to practically drag Atsushi by the collar to get him to leave, especially when Atsushi tried to get them to stay by giving him the big kitten eyes

It took all Akutagawa’s will power and “hatred” for Atsushi to not sigh and agree to five more minutes of running around

The second thing Akutagawa learned was that Atsushi ate...a lot...

“It’s the tiger” he had said sheepishly after scarfing down his 12th bowl of chazuke within the short time they had been at the restaurant.

Akutagawa just hummed and continued to eat his food. He wasn’t one to judge, Rashomon was the same way.

The third thing Akutagawa learned was to keep anything and everything glass or ceramic away from Atsushi

Atsushi had tried to explain that it was one of his “bad days” but Akutagawa didn’t catch on until half way through their lunch when Atsushi tried to swat the tower of empty bowls off the table

Luckily for them Aku was quick on his feet, using Rashomon to catch the bowls, and finding out it apparently wasn’t uncommon for things to get knocked off the tables according to their waitress

“The tables are pretty small, it happens all the time so don’t worry” she had said while Atsushi began to apologize profusely for the trouble

Needless to say, they took over the neighbouring table to keep their empty dishes on so they didn’t have another incident

The fourth, fifth, and sixth things Akutagawa learned was that Atsushi couldn’t sit in the sun for more then a few minutes without falling asleep, he was clingy, and he was addicted to head scratches

“Jinko, hand me that case file Dazai-san gave you.” Akutagawa had asked only to get no response from Atsushi.

“Jinko? Jinko are you listening to me?” He had asked, looking up to see Atsushi’s head resting in his arms and face towards the window. It was only when Akutagawa saw the sun illuminating his partners face did he realize Atsushi had fallen sleep.

“You have got to be kidding me...” it took Akutagawa two minutes longer than usual to wake Atsushi up. It wasn’t the first time Atsushi has fallen asleep during a mission. But it was usually during late night steak outs not in the middle of the afternoon at a restaurant. In the end Akutagawa had to blow in Atsushi’s face to get him to finally wake up.

“Huh...what’s wrong Akutagawa?” Atsushi had asked as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. Akutagawa did not find it cute when Atsushi’s nose scrunched up as he stretched out his arms. He most certainly did not!

“You fell asleep”

“O-oh my gosh! I-I’m so so sorry Akutagawa! The sun makes me really sleepy! I’m sorry!” Atsushi had stuttered out, face red with embarrassment. Akutagawa just shook his head and told Atsushi it was fine.

“But sit over hear so you don’t fall asleep again, idiot”

So there they sat, Atsushi sitting as close to Akutagawa as humanly possible. Like he was borderline sitting in Aku’s lap as they looked over the files

“Jinko must you be so close?”

“Yes, it’ll be easier for both of us to read the files like this”

So there they sat, Atsushi practically in Akutagawa’s lap, his head on the mafioso’s shoulder as they read through the files Dazai gave them.

It wasn’t long before Akutagawa could feel Atsushi staring a hole into his hands. Every time Akutagawa moved his hand to turn a page or cover a cough, Atsushi’s eyes would follow like a hawk

Rather than just ask Atsushi what was wrong, Akutagawa decided to do a little experiment. He had remembered seeing Dazai pat Atsushi’s head a few times in the past, and the weretiger seemed to like it

So without much thought Akutagawa raised his free hand and rested it on Atsushi’s head. Atsushi squeaked a little in surprised confusion before eventually melting into his partners touch

That’s when Akutagawa discovered his favourite thing about Atsushi; thing seven, the jinko purred when he was happy

Though it wasn’t long before Akutagawa learned his least favourite cat trait that Atsushi had

It was getting late and both boys were starting to think Dazai had sent them on a while goose chase (took them long enough)

“I’m starting to think Dazai-san has sent us on a wild goose chase.” Akutagawa huffed out, rubbing his temples with his free hand. The other one was holding three of Atsushi’s shopping bags, apparently they were all gifts for the Agency members.

After a few moments of silence, Akutagawa raised an eyebrow.

“Jinko?”

No response.

“Jinko! Jinko are you listening to me?”

Still no response. Now Akutagawa was starting to get annoyed.

“Jinko you best not have fallen asleep again because I will NOT be carrying you back-“ When Akutagawa finally turned around he was surprised to see Atsushi still following him, and not asleep on a park bench (it had happened earlier, Aku was not happy). Though rather then looking Akutagawa in the face like his partner usually would, Atsushi was staring at his phone.

Okay. Maybe Atsushi just didn’t hear him, the weretiger did have an annoying habit of zoning out during missions when nothing was happening. So Akutagawa stopped and tried again.

“Jinko snap out of whatever trance you’re in. We’re still working remember?”

But rather than Atsushi snapping out of it, stopping in his tracks and apologizing like usual, he just continued walking down the street. It was almost as if he was ignoring Akutagawa.

“Jinko are you ignoring me!? Where are you going!?”

Still no response. Now Akutagawa was getting pissed. No way in hell was he just going to stand by and allow his cat like partner to just ignore him after all the babysitting he had to do! Atsushi had walked off three more times after lunch and Akutagawa did not want to be dragged around another department store.

So Akutagawa stormed over to Atsushi, grabbed his shoulder, spun the weretiger around, and snatched his phone.

“Atsushi look at me damn it!”

That seemed to pull Atsushi out of his daze. ‘Finally!’ Akutagawa thought as Atsushi looked up at him, purple and gold eyes blinking a few times before registering what was happening.

Suddenly Atsushi’s face turned a deep red and his face dropped in horror; Akutagawa had him by the shoulder, Atsushi’s phone in hand, and had actually used his name for once. He messed up and he messed up big.

“A-Akutagawa...I-I-I’m so so so so so s-sorry! Oh, it happened again, and in public this time! I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to, I just kind of zone out and oh my god your probably angry with me now!” Atsushi scrambled out in a mix of embarrassment, guilt, and fear. It was one thing when he accidentally ignored the ADA members...it was another thing to ignore Akutagawa.

Noticing Atsushi’s nervousness, Akutagawa let out a long, drawn out sigh and let go of Atsushi to run his hands over his face. While Akutagawa didn’t appreciate being completely ignored like that, he could tell Atsushi wasn’t doing it on purpose. Honestly, he was starting to think that none of the weird things Atsushi had done today was on purpose.

“It-its fine, just don’t let it happen again”

“Yeah, okay, I’ll try!”

It wasn’t long after that till they realised they had, in fact, been sent on a wild goose chase and neither one was happy about it

“Dazai-san! I can’t believe you would send us out on a fake mission like this! Well, actually I can believe it, but still!” Atsushi had said the moment they entered the ADA office

Dazai, of course, was laying on the couch with a smile on his face that clearly screamed, ‘But you both had a good time didn’t you?’

Despite a few hiccups here and there, Akutagawa and Atsushi had to admit that the day wasn’t all that bad.

They still kicked Dazai off the couch though. They were tired and needed a minute to sit.

It wasn’t long before Atsushi had passed out again, his head laying in Akutagawa’s lap this time.

“Do you want me to move him Akutagawa? It’s getting pretty late?” Dazai had asked when he noticed the silver haired boy had gone quite.

Akutagawa glanced down at his partner; he had covered Atsushi with his jacket so only his face was visible, but even so his face looked the most relaxed it had been all day and he could hear Atsushi’s purring as he combed through his hair. A ghost of a smile tugged at Akutagawa’s lips as he shook his head.

“No, it’s alright. It seems he’s claimed my lap for the time being”

Wow okay, this is my first time doing a set up like this! I hope it turned out good 😅. Like I mentioned earlier this is based off of a mini series on my tiktok (@bigglitchcos) about Atsushi if he had cat urges. Someone had mentioned doing a skit where Shin Soukoku spend the day together, so here’s my take!

Cat!Atsushi hc pt 1 | Cat!Atsushi hc pt 2

[bungou-stray-dingus]

ah I reaaaally liked the post!Thank you so muuuuch!Actually if you are comfortable to write chuuya,dazai and mori with their lovely s/o who is jealous 🥺💗

Chuuya

It didn’t matter how much he told you he loved you, how much he doted over you, how much he absolutely adored you, none of that mattered.

You trusted him with your life and your heart, and you knew he would never purposely hurt you or try to upset you. It’s not like he talked to those girls at the bar to piss you off, he didn’t exactly know how charming he was when he flashed that smile to them and they almost fell off the barstool after swooning.

Even if he didn’t know, that didn’t mean that you weren’t upset about it. Especially when the females that weren’t able to keep their hands to themselves were skimpily clad in the most revealing short dresses with a neckline so low that they might as well just be wearing a bra out in public. Sure, he’d brush their hands away or move back before they were even able to brush their heavily manicured fingers across his chest or face. It didn’t seem to make you feel any better though.

You’d stand off to the side and watch what was going on, your whole body trembling with agitation, a pang of nausea would hit every time he’d smile at them or when the girl would lean too close, her lips barely brushing against his ear. That’s when he’d excuse himself, swigging back the last of his wine before getting up, his eyes scanning the room until he found you standing against the wall next to the door.

“Are you not having fun?” He asked when he finally made it through the crowd of people standing around. You shrugged, staring down at your feet. “Do you want to go home?”

“You can stay here. I’m sure those girls at the bar are waiting for you.” Your eyes shot over to where they were sitting, staring over in yours and Chuuya’s direction.

“Them?” He looked over to them, his nose scrunching up in disgust. “They are nothing compared to you.”

“You didn’t seem to mind them trying to touch you.” You mumbled, your eyes not moving from the girls, their eyes were like daggers, thrown straight towards you.

“I guess you couldn’t hear me telling them to stop. You couldn’t hear me telling them that I have a girlfriend. You don’t need to be jealous of them, babe.” He tucked a lose strand of hair behind your ear. You bit your cheek, finally pulling your eyes away from the girls to look at him.

“I’m not jealous.” You grumbled, and he could only laugh, draping his arm over your shoulder as he lead you out the door into the busy streets of Yokohama.

“I don’t mind. You’re quite sexy when you get all worked up. I guess I’ll just have to ease your mind when we get home.”

Dazai

No matter how many times it happened, you still couldn’t keep yourself from becoming agitated when the girls around the city flocked to YOUR boyfriend. It was even worse when they seemed to completely ignore the fact that you were holding his hand, walking right next to him, they still circled around him, flourishing him with compliments of how attractive he was, how he would look great without all those clothes on, how he should come back to their place, handing him their phone numbers... they just didn’t seem to care.

He and you were strolling through the park one afternoon, it was mid-spring, finally warm enough to take walks and enjoy the sun. You were enjoying the time you had with him, you missed him terribly when he was at work, and he was finally able to spend an entire day with you. Everything was perfect, at least it was, until you heard the first shrill voice call out his name. Then, everyone came running. They broke your hold on his hand, completely blocking him from your view.

Usually you would stand around and wait for them to go away, but this was just too much. You shouldn’t have to fight for the attention of your own boyfriend, thats ridiculous. So you started walking, if he wanted to waste the one day you had together appeasing his fans than that’s up to him, but you wouldn’t let a perfect day go to waste, you can enjoy it by yourself.

You found a nice spot, it was pretty secluded, and you set your purse down on the ground and laid your head down on it, staring up at the sky where fluffy white clouds drifted by. The only sound was the slight breeze rustling the leaves of the trees and the occasional bird chirping and.... “Y/N! Sweetheart!?” Dazai.

You sat up and saw him running up the slight incline toward you. He was panting by the time he made it to where you were sitting. “I’ve been looking for you. Why did you leave me?” He said between heavy breaths.

“I didn’t want to get in the way of your fan base.” You were picking strands of grass out of the ground, wrapping them around your finger before tossing them to the side.

He sighed before plopping down on the ground next to you, grabbing your hand and placing it on his lap. “You’re upset.”

“You noticed?” You snapped. “This was supposed to be our day, Dazai.”

“It still is our day.” He ran his thumb over your knuckles, trying to calm you.

“I don’t want to share you with them.” You looked up to him, your bottom lip jutted out.

“You’re so jealous, I could just kiss you.” He gave you a cheeky smile and you rolled your eyes at him.

“I am not jealous. I just don’t like them.” You mumbled, pulling your hand out from under his.

“You’re definitely jealous.” He crooned the words, poking your cheeks as he said it.

“Shush.” You grumbled and he placed his hands on your cheeks, making you look at him. He chuckled at your annoyed look before kissing you.

“My precious little princess, what am I going to do with you?” He whispered, you felt the breath of his words against your lips.

“You could kiss me again....”

He pulled you onto his lap, his kiss was harder this time, he was all yours. If any of those girls were around right now, they wouldn’t dare to bother him.

Mori

The moon sat high in the sky, illuminating the city below. It was a perfect night, one that was supposed to be spent out at dinner with Mori. Instead you were in his office, babysitting Elise. He was out with a client, a beautiful young woman with long blonde hair that ran down her back in gorgeous waves. She always wore pencil skirts that accentuated her slender long legs. She made you so self conscious, and he had been spending a lot of time with her recently, always leaving you at headquarters too late, you were asleep by the time he came back.

“Y/N you’re not playing right!” Elises shrill voice pulled you from your self deprecating thoughts. You shook your head and put on a fake smile for her.

“Sorry Elise, alright, do it again.” You were playing charades, and she was obviously acting like a ballerina, but she hated when you answered right on the first try so you threw out random wrong answers just to keep her happy.

The large office door swung open and Mori walked in, a wide smile on his face when he saw his two favorite girls getting along. “Look at this beautiful ballerina!” He called out and Elise ran to his open arms.

“How was your meeting?” You asked and he looked so smug, you hated that you didn’t know what was going on.

“It went great, the client is satisfied and my work is done.” He said, holding Elises hand as he walked toward you. “How was your evening with my dear Elise?”

“It was great, Elise is satisfied and my work is done.” You mocked him, his eyes glinted with a hint of anger at your tone. You pushed yourself up off the floor and grabbed your bag off his desk. “I’ll be heading out now. Goodnight Elise. Mori.” You nodded in his direction, making your way to the door.

He grabbed your arm and pulled you back to him, his grip was tight, but not painful. “Is there a problem?” He asked, his voice low and slightly menacing. It sent a shiver through your body. You never understood why people were scared of him, but now you could see it.

“No. I just want to go home.” You muttered, and he pulled you against him, his hand holding your head against his chest.

“I don’t like lying, dear. You know that.” The words were spoken through his teeth. He didn’t like when you wasted his time over stupid little things.

“Your client....”

“Yes, what about her?” His teeth were unclenched but you could still hear the agitation in his voice.

“She’s so pretty and you spend so much time with her and what if you like her more than me because she’s prettier than me and I’m just me and boring and not perfect like she is.” The words ran out of your mouth like a waterfall. He took a step back so he could look at you, holding you at arms length. He was shaking his head, a low chuckle escaped his lips.

“My jealous kitten, you make me feel so special that you’d get upset about such minuscule things. You have no reason though. You’re my only girl.” He said, running his hands up and down your arms.

“HEEEEEY!” Elises voice rang through the room and Mori turned to look at her sheepishly.

“I’m sorry Elise, dear. You’re my girl too.” She huffed and went back to drawing. He sighed and turned back to face you, his smile was warmer now, it reached his eyes. “But you, you’ll always be my girl. Always.”