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OMG. I JUST FINISHED WATCHING ARCANE AND. ????????????????
THE WAY HE JUST. TOOK A STEP FORWARDS. HE HATED HIMSELF SO MUCH BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT SKY WAS HIS FAULT. LIKE BRO????????? AND THEN HE ASKED JAYCE TO DESTROY THE HEXCORE AND THAT REINFORCES THE IDEA OF HIS SELF HATRED BECAUSE OF HIS GUILT. IM SO FERAL OVER THIS SHOW.
#arcane#viktor#jayce talis#viktor arcane#leage of legends#justice for viktor he’s just a little baby
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so can i talk my shit again (original template)
#i have THOUGHTS i have FEELINGS#autonomy in hellblazer is SUCH a concept to dissect especially with all the weird bullshit rules around hell#and the general absence of angels outside of tali and the horrific presences we see rip nergal apart/steal ellie's baby#i get a little crazy about the concept of autonomy in fiction in general but ESPECIALLY here#anyway john's a little bit of a mixed bag bc he Can and Does break the rules. but he mostly doesn't HAVE to u feel me#hellblazer#john constantine#gary lester#chas chandler#chantinelle#first of the fallen#oxly hollers
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Jayce was late to the Bar-Mitzvah but at least he was there
#arcane viktor#jayce arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#modern au#little babies#he got lost on the subway#he felt so bad#his hair almost got messed on the way#Viktor is just happy he's here#shoutout to papa singed
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well idk why people are saying this movie's trash. it's fine. a perfectly adequate adaptation imo.
#like yeah they flattened/cut stuff out but that's just movies baby!#idk why movies are treated as they Ultimate Art Form even though they have so little room to breathe#i mean i know why actually it's because hollywood has money#talys watches rwrb
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an extra hc: being left on medical leave means mateo has plenty of time to get up to trouble on meridian and the nexus — and he finds that time wandering around the evergrowing nursery, plus helping with waking the younger travelers. with his more hands on and adventurous personality, the kids usually adore him.
talis has babies named after her for her efforts, but she’ll never be as charismatic as a recovering mateo playing hide and seek with kids newly woken from the cryo bay.
#oc: mateo ryder#oc#original character#hes not supposed to be exerting himself#doctors orders from both harry AND lexi#but if hes a little out of breath from chasing a couple turian kids around#or going from pod to pod helping with waking process#is it reallllly exertion?#fumbling around with the idea that post canon#he comes across a baby/toddler in ditaeon who’s parents are gone#and takes her in#talis is not happy for a variety of reasons and he plans to drop her off on the nexus#but ofc#‘the asari’ becomes ahri and ahri becomes mateo’s favorite within the week it takes to get back#talis is chewing drywall over the requisitions she has to make vetra find
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the normandy cat
-yk how pirate ships had cats on them to eat mice and stuff? yeah the normandy definitely had a cat on it in ME3
-she’s a grey-striped tabby with one eye missing, so shepard named her winky
-she kinda just wandered on one day and never left
-she gets in the tunnels and airways all the time and edi tracks her movement
-she's usually in the shuttle bay and wacks at the robot dog (sorry kei-9)
-vega and cortez keep her food and water filled at all times (they get her the good wet food and put ice cubes in her water)
-vega insisted he was more of a dog person, but was immediately found with winky crawling all over his shoulders and using him as a living jungle gym with vega laughing like a little schoolboy
-cortez had to start doing "winky checks" because she has snuck onto the kodiak during take-off on more than one occasion
-becomes the ship-wide ESA
-garrus trims her claws whenever he trims his own talons
-tali can frequently be found holding her and baby talking to her, telling her how cute and fluffy she is, 10000x worse when she's drunk
-when grissom academy was saved, the teens had a FIELD DAY playing with her and using their biotics to float her in the air (don't worry she enjoyed it, they also made some of her bird toys fly for her to "hunt")
-shepard usually holed up in her room to read reports, but now she can frequently be found on the couch in the common area with winky purring away on her lap
-liara softly scolds the cat when she tries to attack glyph but it's never serious, she enjoys the cat jumping around as a distraction every so often
-kaidan is such a cat dad, he hand sews her a little N7 vest and makes her an eyepatch too
-ashley is very neutral about the cat, she never calls her by her name but never pushes the cat away when she curls up next to her
-traynor is less than pleased about having a cat on board and has to invest in antihistamines like no bodies business, but she sees how happy she makes the crew and that's enough for her
-the cat almost made them crash one time when she jumped up on the normandy consul so joker is not a huge fan "keep her out of the cockpit shepard!"
-edi likes the cat, at least she thinks she does. she definitely seems to like her.
-javik doesn't get the appeal, but does enjoy the feeling of her fur so he tolerates her near him
#mass effect#mass effect legendary edition#can you tell im a cat person#mass effect headcanon#mass effect cat#me3#normandy cat#mass effect headcanons#straeberrykidneystone
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An Arcane Domestic AU prompt I thought up😭
Ekko: "Hello?"
Jyace: "Yes is this Mr. Ekko?"
Ekko: "Yes it is."
Principle: "This is Principle Talis from Piltover School For Gifted Young, you might remember in regards to our discussion about your son and daughter and their behavior in class."
Ekko: "Yeah I do, what's up."
Jayce: "Well you see after another incident I decided to call your Wife instead of you because I figured you already had enough on your plate as it is. It was in regards to your kids getting into another fight and as of now your wife is held up in my office with your kids after having headbutted the mother of the kids your's got into a fight with and she has incapacitated most of school security."
Ekko: "alright I'm on my way"
Jayce: "Oh well I've already called over the local enforcer unit and the she-"
Ekko: "That's not gonna help, if anything that'll probably make it worse an...hold on I'm getting another call"
Caitlyn: "Ekko are you there?"
Ekko: "Yep, I would assume you've gotten the news"
Caitlyn: "Yes I have and apparently Vi, has come up to the school as well, punched the father in the face and referred to the school council as "little bitches I believe she's held up in the room with Jinx as well."
Ekko: "Yep I figured, well I'm...hold on I'm getting another call."
Jinx: "Hey Baby!"
Ekko: "Hey Honey."
Jinx: "Can you believe these fucking Pilties, first they call me after our kids got through kicking the shit out of some stuck up brats and not the parents are trying to us to court. It's not our fault that bitches kids can't throw hands!"
Ekko: "The audacity of them I'm sure, how our are little Firelights doing?"
Jinx: "Oh they're doing fine! Say hello to daddy babies!"
*kids say hello*
Vi: "Is that little man?!"
Jinx: "Yeah it is!"
Ekko: "Hey Vi, hold Caitlyn's on the other end."
Caitlyn: "Hey sweetie."
Vi: "Cupcake! Can you believe these assholes, The-"
Caitlyn: "I know I heard Jinx's recounting of the situation, speaking of which, hello Jinx"
Jinx: "....Caitlyn."
Ekko: "we're both on our way so you too try to physically harm any more people until we get there okay?"
Jinx: "No promises! And Ekko you know you didn't have to ask if the kids we're safe. I would never let-"
Ekko: "I know, honestly I don't know why I asked that. I mean why wouldn't our kids be safe when they have the most craziest and cutest girl in all of Piltover and Zaun watching over them"
*Jinx blushes hard*
Jinx: "You're playing a dangerous game here Little Man, you know how I get when you talk like that."
Ekko: "Maybe I'm doing it on purpose"
Jayce: "Um you guys do know I can hear all of this right"
....Line disconnects
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My friends come down on hard times and unfortunately has a cat in need of urgent care. Tali is a sweet little baby who has a lot of heart and soul and a whole lot of love still left to give. Please, if you're not in a place to donate, share to spread the word so we can get her the help that she needs.
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Back at it again like a rerun. Requests are open for the Summer! You all know the drill so let's get to business!
Making this post to inform you all that I've cleaned out my ask box for this year, so if there is any asks you'd like to send my way, please do!
Currently, I am only doing headcanons and imagines for the following fandoms;
Blue Eye Samurai!
I can write for Mizu, Taigen, Ringo and Akemi for any type of scenario.
Arcane!!
I can write for the following characters; Jinx/Powder, Violet, Caitlyn Kiramman, Ekko/Little Man, Cassandra Kiramman, Tobias Kiramman, Jayce Talis, Mel Medarda, Ambessa Medarda, Grayson, Sevika, Silco, Ran, Licker, Feathers, Lock, Vander, Brothel Girl and Howl
X-Men '97!!!
I can write for the following characters; Logan/Wolverine, Jean Gray, Rogue, Remy/Gambit, Jubilee, Roberto Da Costa, Professor Charles Xavier, Erik/Magneto, Madelyne/Goblin Queen, Kurt/Nightcrawler and Cable. No I didn't forget Scott, I don't like that guy.
So send me some requests, baby!
I will aim to release posts every Monday, Wednesday and Friday! So until then, stay safe, stay hydrated and have a good day!
#x reader#x female reader#x you#x male reader#arcane x reader#x men x reader#x men 97 x reader#blue eye samurai x reader#blue eye samurai imagines#x men imagine#arcane imagines#requests are welcome#requests are open#request#reqs open#fluff headcanons#headcanons
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tali is my favorite character and you've made my absolute favorite version of her w/o the mask. Also, I love your volus character and how you've steered away from the volus being the joke species.
thank you so much! And yeah, I really like the volus, and I think it's really to Mass Effect's detriment that the series consistently treats them as a joke; there's a lot about them that I find compelling and sympathetic.
Their unique biology isolates them from other aliens in a way only the quarians of the past couple of centuries could really understand, and the volus have nonetheless been participating in the galactic community to the best of their abilities for thousands of years. They went out into space as established pacifists (having replaced open warfare on their homeworld with bloodless economic equivalents) and promptly met the asari and salarians, two civilizations with very intimidating military capabilities, and the galaxy only got fuller and more violent from there-- and the volus managed to make themselves essential enough to the basic economic functioning of the galaxy to not get steamrolled or abandoned by their neighbors. And yet, despite their strong presence in banking and manufacturing in particular, they don't hold much real political power; they're in a protection racket with the turians, who also hold a whole council seat while the volus don't even have their own embassy. The thing about making yourself useful for your own survival is you get, well, used.
Individual volus might achieve great success within the system--even ridiculous success, like Rupe Elkoss of Elkoss Combine--but the vast majority of volus must just be, like... ordinary people, trying to get by in a galaxy where people from other species show them little respect at best, and think they're all a bunch of greedy, duplicitous cowards at worst. These guys deserve so much more from the story they're in than being treated like a joke.
Anyway, here's Siwa Rusk as a baby with her dad, Rolo Sen, both born on Talis Fia, a volus colony of nearly four billion people that sank into an economic depression over a thousand years ago and has been left down there ever since:
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As per request by a lovely anon, here are some general updates about me and my life:
I adopted four female rats from the RSPCA last year. It took some work but they are very sweet and silly. Their names are Tali, Liara, Kasumi, and Aria.
Due to an incident in which I was lied to by the employee of a major retailer about two of the rats in their adoption centre, Kasumi and Aria ended up pregnant. I now have 6 beautiful little baby rats as a result. They're gorgeous and doing very well, as are the mothers. They're 5 weeks old.
I'm still in a relationship with my lovely gamer boyfriend. We'll be celebrating 7 years together this year. 💕
Health stuff... I'll try to condense this:
- After a barrage of tests, cameras, scans, and more, I was officially told that I have severe Gastroparesis, which we all but knew. Unfortunately, that was pretty much the end of it. No further appointments, no medication to help symptoms - nothing. I was very much left to fend for myself, and that led to two hospitalizations, one in December of 2023 and one in February of 2024.
- December wasn't unfamiliar territory: 20 hours of vomiting and being unable to keep anything down led to my blood sugars being extremely high (Diabeyic Ketoacidosis). I stayed in for a few days after the DKA cleared up for monitoring.
- February was... terrifying. Started off the same as December with ceaseless vomiting, but the vomit turned to blood, and I could not stop bringing it up. Couldn't move, keep anything down, vision loss and lots, and lots of bringing up blood. I was in agony. I was rushed to A&E, where I was given anti-emetics and pain relief regularly through the many IVs I had in. Once the vomiting stopped, I was faced with another issue: my oesophagus was so inflamed and damaged that I couldn't eat or drink. I was kept in for 5 days and told that I was at risk of refeeding syndrome as I'd not eaten properly for about 3 days prior to admission. Luckily, that didn't happen, mostly because I was physically incapable of having more than a spoonful of yoghurt or mashed potato for over a week. We found out via my discharge papers that I'd had an Upper GI Haemorrhage. Scary scary scary. One good thing did happen after this admission, though! The team caring for me were absolutely outraged that I'd just been ignored since diagnosis, and I was sent home with an array of medication that has really helped me to get a handle on my symptoms during a flare up.
- Oh! I managed to catch Covid-19 quite literally on Yule and was very sick throughout New Year. I am vaccinated but caught a strain from Finland from a family member who had been there just before Yule.
I got another tattoo! It's one that I've wanted for almost a decade and I thought, given the stuff I've dealt with in the last 4 months, I deserve a treat.
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if you missed the live N7 Day 2023 cast reunion panel, the rewatch link is here.
here are some notes on trivia and other bits of particular interest from the panel, under a cut due to length –
An audition D.C. Douglas did for Legion can be listened to here. he said it's quite different to what you may expect. He also mentioned an audition for Legion where he was given a eulogy to read and the voice direction from BioWare was that they were looking for something like HAL 9000 but with a little more emotion.
D.C. said on Legion's death scene[s], "it's the innocent emotion coming through" "but with the intellectual understanding of the macro".
Alix Wilton Regan originally auditioned for EDI, didn't get it and then was called back for Sam. BioWare were like "[Sam]'s really London"; AWR was like "I'm from London, I got this, I can do London". months later she was recording for Sam, saw lines for EDI coming up and wondered "who was the woman that got the role of EDI?" when she heard EDI's voice, she was like "omg, she's so hot, yeah I totally get it, I had a real life crush on her in the booth playing Sam, who had a crush on her in the game. I was like 'ohh.. now I get it, I hear it, I see what went on in casting'".
some of the earliest stuff Mark Meer did in ME was a lot of demo stuff, like figuring out how various alien species would sound. BioWare brought him in very early on, during the concept art stages. this is what he was working on for BioWare and then they 'basically upgraded him'. He did a presentation for BioWare demoing how a typical salarian could sound, how a typical krogan would sound, etc, and during this presentation BW had him do some scratch dialogue as a salarian bartender. there was a scene where the bartender was talking to Shepard, who Mark was also voicing during the scene, so he was basically talking to himself. during this process BioWare said that they would like him to audition for the role of m Shepard. "After call backs etc, the rest is history". when BW told Mark, oh btw, f Shepard is played by Jennifer Hale, Mark was super thrilled. "It was like being told the other person in the dual role was Meryl Streep or something".
when Ali Hillis got the role of Liara, at that time she was with her first voiceover agent. Liara's voice in the games is pretty similar to the voice Ali first came up with for her for the audition. they also gave Liara a bit of a mid-Atlantic accent in the first game.
Ash Sroka auditioned for the roles of Liara, Tali and one other character. for the Tali read, she was given a long monologue about Tali's Pilgrimage. she left the booth thinking that if she didn't get the part it was okay, because she'd gotten to read this beautiful monologue and really feel that character. she felt an instant alignment with Tali.
for Grunt's audition, Steve Blum pitched his voice as deep as he could. BioWare said to him that they were going to be pitching Grunt's voice down in post-processing, so he didn't have to do that, but he couldn't help himself and did it anyway. he said that Grunt is a "half-ton child" and self-described as a half-ton child, so things worked out really well. he also mentioned that "it helped me personally, because I'm emotionally under-developed and Grunt is a baby so it was some nice free paid therapy for me, and the fact that people actually responded to it was a bonus, it's kind of amazing".
William Salyers didn't realize he was being brought in to take over the role of Mordin in ME3. he'd been sent audio references and knew that this was a species found throughout the game, and thought that the character he'd be doing was going to be like an assistant or something. the first day in the booth, BW asked him "do you think you can do the match [match the ME2 voice]?" and he was like "I don't know what you're talking about but yes". William was in ME2 as 'Incidental voices' and felt rly fortunate to 'graduate' to Mordin in ME3. when recording Mordin's death-redemption scene in ME3, he & the voice director were both in tears.
for the voice direction in ME1, BW wanted it to feel like an episode of 24 - they didn't want dialogue lines being like screamed or yelled out like they were in a lot of games from around that time. it was supposed to be much more realistic and human in feel.
when developing Kaidan's voice, BW asked Raphael Sbarge to speak to a stickie note on the wall, because they wanted it to feel like there's a sort of sense of the military, that cadence that comes from really speaking to someone else in a directed way.
Shepard and ME have a very special place in Jennifer Hale's heart
a submitted question from the community asked Mark and Jennifer how their perception of Shepard evolved throughout the trilogy. Mark said that the way it was explained to him by BW was that, as they went, they had a little more leeway in Shepard in showing the toll the war was taking on them. "We also got to watch Shepard develop these relationships with the characters in the games. These were their closest friends, their true companions through all of this." this made it possible to sort of humanize Shepard more and more as the series progressed. Shep starts out very by the books regardless of paragon/renegade etc, they're very military, an officer, they're used to giving orders and used to being under pressure. and especially by the time they got to ME3, it was now like, "now you can show a little bit more vulnerability, now you can show a crack in the shell a little bit, especially after the events of ME2 where Shepard literally dies and was resurrected, what does that do to a person?" Mark mentioned that he thinks this is common to all versions of Shepard. by the time you get to ME3 there's a real sense of getting "past the armor, emotionally and spiritually". Jennifer agreed and added that the way voice acting was done in video games also developed over the years from ME1-ME3. by ME3 it was more done in the way like how you would shoot a film, that kind of acting.
Jennifer mentioned that both she and Shep are really freakin stubborn
on Next Mass Effect:
a submitted comment from the community said "Hopefully we get to see or hear you again taking part in the continuation of the Mass Effect story in any way." Jennifer replied "yes, I vote yes to all that".
Ali talked about the moment she discovered Liara was going to be in the next ME. "I have a couple of friends who are close friends and really big ME fans. Usually they're the first ones to alert me of anything ME before I ever see it in the trades, online, on socials etc". she clicked on the link to the trailer she was sent "and I was like.. wait.. what? I think I was just looking at the link and then had to play it again, and then probably like a lot of you I tried to zoom in on it and look at it, like is that...?"
here D.C. said "Um, asking as the voice of an entire species [the geth], do you, you didn't know anything?" Ali said "No, I had no idea, do we ever? I think as we all know, seeing something like that is no guarantee of anything. I was like, is that Liara? Liara's daughter? Liara's mother? is that back in time, is that forward in time? I know as much as anyone, but it was really shocking. like when you were a kid on your birthday and there's a big wrapped present from your parents and you don't know what it is. I know as much as you guys, your guess is as good as mine."
Mark: "As far as what I'm looking forward to, there are endless possibilities. Again as Ali said we, we know about as much as you know, so it could go anywhere. past, future, who can say? Are we gonna see, is this gonna be the First Contact War? is this gonna be far in the far future? where could we go? The Codex is very big as those who have spent ingame time reading it know and that's a very well thought out and fleshed out universe, so the possibilities are endless".
Jennifer: "Just to add to that, what I always tell everybody in the community is email [BioWare] and tell them what you want. they don't know if you don't tell them. telling us doesn't, we appreciate it so much but it actually won't get anything done."
Raphael: "If you feel strongly, we would encourage you to speak up [on that]".
a submitted question from the community asked the cast what they're most excited to see in the next game. AWR: "We're most excited to to see us in the next game, right [winking theatrically]". the cast were all like 'yeah' and nodding and AWR said "emails, emails, emails".
D.C: "The poster, the teaser poster that they put out for Mass Effect 5 shows what looks to be a crater and the outline of Legion and it looks like there's a little dead geth in that poster, so all I know is, and I am the voice of all geth, so."
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Sonic adventure 2 but told through notes I took while playing part2 electric Boogaloo
OK here we go again
Tails in the Chao garden is too cute
Love the way his tails sway and flop on the ground
Feed the children all the tubes
Only one though
He will be the most drugged up Chao at the races
OK
Time to leave
Sonic in jail
Amy from the sky
Have no fear Amy rose is here
How did she get that key card
"That black hedgehog"? Amy please come see me after class
Marry me if I tell?
Did sonic write the stuff in the walls
Nah he too dumb for all that math
Who built these ramps and loops in the middle of the ocean?
Guess gun did since their name is on everything
Thanks omachao I didn't know how to do a homing attack
Cuccked by a bot phasing put of existence
Can I just not hit ghost bot?
No omachao I haven't tried using the light dash I don't even have that yet
Oh hey light dash shoes
Go fast on rings
Lots of peacocks in this level
The seal is so cute look at him
Rocket time
Bigger rocket
I gotta ride it!?
Oh snap
To space baby
Oh God he jumped
Where did this stuff come from
Snowboard down tube to goal
Sonic seems to like taking panels off of gun's stuff
I am sure they aren't important
New gate in Chao space
The kindergarten
I am going to go get apple sauce and have a nap
Oh it seems to be empty
Little drawings of chaos on the walls
Wonder if these where drawn by fans
Chao bulletin board
What browser?
Different doors for things
Can't do anything cause I didn't bring a Chao
I am a teen just wandering around a kindergarten
Not weird at all
Let me talk to the principal
Lots to say
Now how do I get my Chao here?
Poor all the animals and tubes into one Chao
What could go wrong?
Maybe if I pick up a Chao and leave I can take him to the kindergarten
Nope
Next level time
In the forest
So far so good
Hi shadow I mean faker
Not even good enough to be my fake
"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS" damn sonic let the man finish
Time to fight shadow
Did he just say he is the coolest?
Shit I fell
Wait for him to land after his attack then hit him
Do you even know who I am
Green forest
Yes
Yes it is
Close your mouth shadow please
Island gonna blow up
Soundtrack picking up for this epic race against death
Oh yea Amy and tails are here too I guess
8 minutes till boom
Epic vine swings
Love my naturally growing springs
Level done
More tubes for the child
Let's see how the child has grown
Race time
Mushroom forest this time round
Look at my child go
Not dead last so doing good
Ha some tripped
Cheer em on
3rd place thanks to a trip right at the end
Try again?!
So I need to win huh?
Fine I will be back
Island blowing up cutscene
Plane flies away
Pumpkin hill
Getting jiggy with it
Place feels haunted
Knuckles time
Shovel claws
I can dig now
I can dig up Graves
Ghosts not happy
This place feels familiar
How train why train?
Found all 3
Eggman psa
Creepy child
Eggman empire
Egg face in space
The ark
Laser beam
NOT THE MOON
24 hours
Gang saw it all
How did he get all that energy
Chaos emerald
Talis has one just cause
I am sure you saying something important tails but I can't hear you over the sound of your theme song blasting my eardrums out
Oh shoot the popo
Yes Amy you are an accomplis now
No backing out now
Ah yes mission Street
Right next to objective lane
If you hit side quest ally you went to far
Tails level
Gonna get so many tubes
Boosters
Fly high?
More like hover mid
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Thanks tails
More tubes for the child
All for now But next time I don't know maybe the child attends class or smth idfk
#sonic#tails the fox#shadow the hedgehog#sonic adventure 2#bit#amy rose#knuckles the echidna#text post#chao#sonic the hedgehog#tails is a criminal#i want to make the sonic and shadow chaos#how do i make the sonic and shadow chaos?#is my child too dumb to attend classes?#make them kiss#tails is best boi
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Shepard baby shower for baby ryder omg! (Honestly I fucking wish Ryder was Shepards kid. That anon who gave u that ask should've cooked for bioware....that would be awesome and add more to the "be the legend my n7 parent was" when we played as said legend! Also shepard deserves to be happy)
Miranda is that cool big income childless aunt with the best most expensive gifts (cant have kids but she really wants em. Poor miri) probably likes to check up on shepard and ryder a lot. Best aunt ever. (Miranda would be a bit awkward at first, holding a child but I think she'd warm up to it quickly. Maybe even tear up a bit if you didn't look.)
Tali is SO worried. Quarians have it bad as babies they cant leave the bubble. Gifts mutiple baby monitor too for all the vitals. Its very important in this stage to check on them! Quarians find the baby stage to be so stressful! She's ready to check baby monitors for you like a fnaf security guard. You sure you don't want her to hook you up with someone from the fleet who can install a bubble in your home?
Kaidan gifts something sweet and thoughtful. Cute n7 onesie for baby ryder, some diapers too. Diapers are expensive. Gotta make sure you have them ready, babies poop a lot. Maybe brings some of his cooking too. Probably researched too to make sure Garrus and Tali can eat some of his dishes, the sweetheart.
Ashley hauls in an entire crib by herself she and her sister used as kids, and now its passed down to you. Feel honoured, skipper. It's practically a Williams heirloom.
Wrex surprisingly has a soft gift. A cute blanket he and Eve/Bakara worked on. Or maybe all by himself. Nights in tuchanka can be tough, so he figured you would appreciate it even if your choice of planet to live on is much easier (and for weaklings, plssss move to tuchanka instead) Its useful and from the heart. He tries to hint you should name the kid Ryder Shepard Urdnot, since shepard is a honorary krogan anyways.
Liara has cute yellow flower baby pj's too with matching little socks and those little hats. She seems a bit melancholy but her smile is very geniune when she gives them.
Garrus gets one of those big baby bags. Or those baby carrier things for your back/front to carry the baby. Knowing him, probably both. Tactical and hey look, it's got pockets/belt ulities for your guns and thermal clips in case you need to shoot whilst carrying baby or the supplies, theres even room for scopes and attachments in here!... why are you raising your eyebrow like that?... did he get too carried away? (Garrus and Kaidan would be the type of dads to carry their kid anywhere in those things) with how the dlc went in quiet party version, Garrus would probably want to install a insane amount of security, making Tali's paranoid monitoring look normal in comparison. You thought Tali was paranoid? He'll show you. Both him and Shepards got a lot of enemies, and Garrus has lost a lot of good people. This baby gonna stay safe. Probably chills down after some reassuring tough. Maybe he'll tone it down a bit more... just a bit. After all, shepard keeps surviving the craziest things, so little Ryder probably will inherit that.
Grunt gets you a krogan shotgun he modified with ryders name engraved. His battlemaster's child will surely be a force to be reckoned with. Baby ryder will be a strong warrior one day, what do you mean babies cant fight right after they learn to walk? Huh!? How long will it be till he can fight ryder? Well...no matter...he got baby picture books too. Grunt himself is quite fond of reading after all. Maybe till Ryder is strong enough, they can have that in common.
Edi brings the most useful gifts she researched, it's all very sweet as she lists all her sources on child rearing and how to prepare for a child. Joker tries to pretend he didn't play a part in it, but he actually insisted on helping Edi research to get Shepard the best gifts and paid for it. Edi defiantly practiced beforehand how to properly hold a baby for days on end with a doll or a pillow.
Javik seems annoyed how lacking everyone's gifts are. In his cycle, babyshowers were much grander. More honorable, as the empire demanded it. He expected better from all the primitives, especially the asari. He muses how even with his expectations so low, this new cycle keeps dissapointing him. If he holds baby Ryder, he reconsiders finding an airlock the moment the moment the baby uses any bodily functions. So ugly. In his cycle...Well... he'd never actually held a baby before, he was a soldier. Not some caretaker or doctor. When he holds ryder he looks displeased. Its chubby and pink like a unboiled hanar, pathetic and ... yet he can't really stop looking. Ugly little primitive that keeps trying to put its sticky little fingers against his face and laughing... Well, OK... maybe it's best he does the holding, and not one of the other primitives. Not because he wants to, that's defiantly not it. Expect him to scowl harshly the moment anyone else of the crew wants a go at holding baby Ryder.
I love everything about this
Miranda constantly calls her sister to check if she's performing the cool aunt duities correctly since her sister actually had a family. Asking if giving out ten thousand credits as a baby shower gift is too little and if she needs to triple the amount.
Oh my god, Tali playing fnaf with the baby security cameras I can't. Shepard gets a call at 3am. because Tali hacked the baby monitors again to check on your child, and she saw that the blanket is almost falling off and you can't have that!! Go and gover your baby right now Shepard it is an emergency or they might get cold!
Kaidan who remembers how hard food came by in jump zero and makes sure to constantly drop by and help you with the baby food. Be it a fruit mush mix or a formula, he is ready to learn everything there is to make sure the little one is eating well. Saves you a lot of headaches too because you can drop your kid off at Kaidan and know they'll be fed and cared for.
Oh also he'll definitely use his biotics to play with the child and lift them up. He's very gentle and careful, it's endearing how much they giggle. They love the way his hair fizzles up because of his biotics, like touching the static screen of an older tv. He is the best when it comes to babysitting duty, the kid almost sees him as another parent even.
The image of Shepard going to open the door after inviting Ashley to their baby shower and Williams here comes hauling a huge ass crib with her bare hands and tells Shepard to step aside and direct here to where the baby room is.
Ashley builds the entire crib while the party is going on. Just rolling up here sleeves and telling you to send Garrus and Zaeed in here to help hold the flashlight for her while she works. Telling you all these stories about each scratch and mark on the crib and how it was used for all of her sisters. Garrus and Zaeed attempt to boobytrap the crib against intruders while she's not looking but she catches them.
Wrex talking about how Shepard should consider bringing baby Ryder for their rite ceremony on Tuchanka. How the thresher maws are waiting. Grunt volunteers so be their kresh and help baby Ryder like Shepard helped him before. Wrex bringing baby krogan Mordin with him to see Ryder and hinting at how they should be friends.
Liara is one of those people who immediately freeze when they're handed the baby to hold. Baby Ryder is giggling and running their fists over her hair and face while Liara is just staring at them, worried she might accidentally drop them and them remembering oh fuck babies response to facial features she needs to smile remember to smile.
It's the most forced nervous smile of her life. She is so out of her element. The Shadowbroker being reduced to a nervous wreck as she tries her best to act natural around Ryder and praying to the goddess inside thay they don't cry.
Then she finds out Kaidan likes to float them around with his biotics and she hands the baby back to you and goes to scold him about how it's not safe and he shouldn't risk it. How humans aren't like asari and we don't know the effects of biotics on them at this early age.
Garrus brings a toy gun that is actually a functional sniper rifle. He tries to convince you it is a good idea to have this on standby in case anyone tries to come at you while you're playing with your baby. He brings those baby books that teach you colours except it's one about sniper rifles that he handmade himself.
Lowkey suggests signing up Ryder for a turian bootcamp as early as they learn to walk. You know, just to teach them the basic self-defense techniques that any normal toddler needs, like how to check for someone's pulse point to know where to stab an air filled needle and fake a heart attack. Eventually, he gets called to build the crib with Ashley and gets busy hiding knives and emergency X Widow 6500 scopes for sniper rifles in between the wood pieces.
Just in case you misplaced your X Widow 6500 sniper rifle ultimate scope. You the one everyone has? And can't do without? Now you have a backup one! Or twelve.
Anderson being the only normal person and taking Ryrder to normal kids attraction in London. Showing them the big ben and taking them to a kid's playground as he sits with the moms and gushes about Ryder and Shepard and how proud he is of them.
One time Hackett becomes the emergency babysitter because Shepard is called in on a mission and everyone else is too far away. So he wears those baby chest straps and carries Ryder with him everywhere. The high admiral of the navy with a giggling friendly baby strapped to his chest.
Joker would be like "watch me be the kid's favourite" then completely gets ignored by baby Ryder when he comes at them all "hey little buddy"
Baby Ryder instead crawling on the ground and going to EDI. Finding the orange visor on her eyes fun to play with. EDI is definitely smug about it until Legion finally arrives and Ryder can't resist wrestling their way to freedom and crawling to Legion instead because kids love nothing more than unprotected shiny wires they could pop their head against.
Of course, Legion is very careful and never lets them, but it is amusing how hard tiny humans try to get themselves killed. Everyone quietly agrees that Ryder is definitely Shepard's kid at that moment.
Thane would run background checks on Ryder's kindergarten teachers and everyone in the area. He is able to snuff any attempt of a crazy Shepard fan to get in contact with Ryder before Shepard or alliance intel is even aware of it. He quietly guards your kid from the shadows and makes sure no harms befalls them.
During the baby shower, he can't help but get flashbacks to the birth of his Koylat. How adorable his own child was when learning to walk and grab stuff. How he missed most of those moments, how Shepard should treasure this time with Ryder.
#☆several characters#☆fluff#☆Garrus#☆Thane#☆Shepard#☆Ryder#☆baby Ryder#☆Tali#☆Ashley#☆Wrex#☆Javik#☆EDi#☆Legion#☆Kaidan#☆Grunt#☆Anderson#☆Hackett#☆Liara#☆Miranda
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I was tagged to do this fun little tag game by @simonxriley thank you! ♡♡♡
5 Songs: I'm pulling them from Valen's character playlist!
1. Vois Sur Ton Chemin - BENNETT (potential theme song for Valen hehe)
2. Babydoll - Ari Abdul (specifically a shippy song for him and his baby 🌚)
3. I Can't Do This - SILZNT (this one isn't so much about his character, rather it's a thematic background song for when he's up to bad things)
4. The World Ender - Lord Huron (one of Valen's actual theme songs)
5. Unholy - Lillith Czar (just another sexy Valen song for when he's doing bad things. Again)
Questions:
1. Three ships you like: I'll list some ships that aren't mine - Lan Wanji × Wei Wuxian (MDZS), Shepard × Tali (ME), Neuvilette × Wriothesley (Genshin) > I see them all over Insta and I have gotten very invested even though I don't play that game ghdshs
2. First ship ever: I'm calling myself all of the way out with this one 🌚 my first ship ever was Yuki × Kaname from Vampire Knight MDHFMFGSMS and when I tell you that I am deceased on the ground right now, I am so serious. I urge you to look up Kaname and then look at Valen. I swear that the similarities weren't intentional and I didn't even realize them until I got asked this question 😭🫠
3. Last song you heard: Haters by Zodivk
4. Favourite childhood book: I can't remember with 100% certainty, but I'm pretty sure it was a fantasy book like Eragon
5. Currently reading: I have yet to finish Dark Places by Gillian Flynn, so I'll say I'm currently reading RP writing bits from my two writing partners
6. Currently watching: a rewatch of The Killing
7. Currently craving: I would be willing to die for a poutine right now. There's this one I used to get from a pub near my old house that had Montréal smoked steak and jalapeños and I haven't had it in months now 😩
Taglist ♡ if you'd like to opt in/opt out, please feel free! As always, there's no pressure to do these if you'd rather not. And if you've been tagged already/have done this already, then feel free to ignore! 🖤
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#these ones were fun to do UNTIL I CALLED MYSELF OUT FROM THE PAST#i'm predictable. i have always liked vampires with wolfcuts apparently. and now i have my very own vampire with a wolfcut a heem heem#i almost said ''i may be cringe but i am free'' and then i remembered it's not cringe to like stuff and be attached to things 😌#thank you again for the tag!#tag games 💌
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Hello, Halloween Babies!
And some concerned nannies! But that's for another time~ Jasper and Beryl are officially here!! And so is Talis x3 adorable little babytwos
Yes the rest of the family meets Talis as well as the twins but I wanted the main focus on those present in the comics thus far. (Yes I goofed a bit on Ezzie and I apologize. Just pretend I flipped her image)
What do you all think Merlin and Kyuu are talking about? 83c
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