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Random Morales Twins Headcanons

Earth!1610 is referred as Miles

Earth!42 is referred as Milan

**Some grammar mistakes may be present! English is not my first language. I will be back on a later date to revise it.**

Miles likes salty snacks better than sweet. He likes chips and beef jerky. While Milan is a sweets guy, cakes and flan are his favorites.

Milan gives Miles his leftovers, and Miles gives him his dessert. At school, they trade their snacks with each other. Rio sometimes packs Milan more salty stuff and he gives them to Miles.

They frequently go to a corner shop to buy snacks. The owner even knows what they are getting before they pay. A bottled coke and Oreos for Milan. A blue Gatorade and plantain chips for Miles.

Milan was born a few minutes after Miles. He was also a weak baby, he almost didn’t make it and was put on life support.

He also has asma and carries around his pump. Even Miles has one on him at all times just in case.

Miles was the fat twin! He got bullied in elementary school and Milan always came to his rescue. Punching bullies left and right. He was the only one how could make fun of his brother and no one else!

The principle called their parents more than one time a month thanks to his behavior issues. But like Miles chubbiness they slowly grew out of it.

Milan still stayed the grumpy and slightly violent twin. His other half stayed sweet and ball of sunshine.

Miles is taller and lanky. Milan is on the shorter side but stronger than Miles. He has a pull up bar on his door frame thanks to his uncle telling him that girls like buff guys.

Speaking of girls, Milan is the fuck boy of the two. Miles is very awkward when it comes to love, I see him getting that from Jeff.

Miles seems more like a romantic type of guy. While Milan just doesn’t naturally put so much effort into love. I see that changing when he get older and meets someone that truly listens and appreciates him like a lover.

Milan has definitely tried sneaking girls in, but Rio has that Boricua spider sense and always catches him. She beats him with the holy trinity after: the chancla, the belt, and the broom stick.

They rough house a lot! Like they are in the kitchen with Rio and they just take any reason to tackle each other.

Mami wants help with cooking? They fight for which one of them is going to chop the onions.

Dad wants help with moving the TV? Cue them on the floor and bitting each other.

One time things got out of hand when they were alone. Rio and Jeff were on a date. They were arguing over the last pice of cake they had in the fridge. And they started shoveling each other. As they were pulling each others hair, Milan lifted Miles over the sofa and he felt on top of the coffee table breaking it’s legs.

When Rio and Jeff came back they were greeted with the body gluing it back together.

“Mom, it was an accident I swear!”

“Nah mami he broke it with his fat ass.”

Milan is always throwing his twin under the bus. But only on the little things! He knows how to keep his other secrets between themselves.

Milan is the most fashionable twin. His colors are purple, green, black and gray.

Miles are black, red, blue, and white.

Uncle Aaron has many old 80s and 90s clothes in several boxes inside his closet. Milan always asks Aaron when the twins visit if he has any of his old cloths he can have. Aaron had nice taste back them!

I believe Milan knew that he was the Prowler way before Miles did. One time the twins stayed over watching Aaron’s apartment when he was away for a “job” (aka murder and robberies) and Milan when into his room to steal a jacket. As he looked around the clothing a box fell from the top of the racks. It hit the twin on the head. The contents of it were and the floor and his face. He took the item of his face.

“What the…”

Milan held up a busted up mask that looked exactly like the one the villain had a few years back. He made the connections and quickly put everything back. Forgetting even what he was looking for in the first place. He went back to the living room pale, in shock.

“Are you ok? You look like you saw a ghost.” Miles said from his spot on the sofa, drawing in his notebook.

“Yeah…” Milan said out of character looking at his hands. He pasted out on the carpet.

“Milan!”

Milan likes going to thrift stores and vintage shops to find his clothes. He drags Miles along because he needs to get out of those sports clothes.

Miles is groaning under the insane amount of cloths in his arms as his twin shops for himself.

Milan threw another pair of pants on the pail in Miles hands. He couldn’t even see Miles anymore.

“Milan I don’t even want this stuff!”

“Well you sure do need it. Know shut up and try those things on.”

Miles came out with a full outfit. Oversized zip up hoodie, white sleeve undershirt, printed tee, blue jeans, and another pair of trainers. Thank god! He took off his Jordans for once in his life!

Miles looked himself in the mirror. Milan had a grin on his face.

“I look good!”

“Of course you look good. I put it together after all.”

He’s going to get Miles some hoes!!!

Both of the boy love there parents equally but mama Rio is their favorite. She could be watching novelas on the sofa and if one of the twins sees her she’s going to have a grown has man sitting on her lap.

They put their head on her chest and smell her.

And she likes it too! She’s all like: “¡Mi Bebe hermoso! Estas tan grande. Quiero que te pongas chiquito otra vez.” Rio kisses their cheeks and squishes them.

If Miles is the first one to get on Rios lap and Milan sees it he is throwing a hissy fit. He tries pushing Miles off.

“¡Déjame un ratito! Ma tell him his breaking your legs.”

“Why don’t you go with dad?”

“Because he doesn’t cuddle me right! Ma does it better!”

Jeff heard that and got all sad. Later at night he was crying to Rio asking her if he was a good cuddle buddy. She lied to him haha.

Miles hobby/talent is drawing and I believe that Milan’s is music. Milan with a raspy and romantic singing voice?!? Yes please! I believe he likes to do rap and classic pop.

He writes his own lyrics and his uncle composes tracks for him to practice on. Aaron even installed a soundproof room for Milan. And an art studio for Miles with expensive paints and pencils.

The twins go to each other for constructive criticism. They take their words to heart and help each other out. Even if they have girl trouble they go to each other first and then Uncle Aaron.

They definitely practice the shoulder touch on each other. Faking to barf when they say “Hey…” to each other.

On the weekends if their parents are working they take lunch to them. Milan is the chef of the family making them a Tupperware of rice, pollo asado (which is a type of Puerto Rican chicken), and sweet plantains. Miles only stares at his brother. Only there for taste testing. Miles ate almost half of the plantains before Milan even started plating the food.

Miles looked at the servings and saw almost 10 Tupperwares more that there should be.

“Are you going to bring some for the nurse mami works with?”

“Yep! You know how much those girls love them. They can’t get enough of me. Have you seen other patients get more that one lollipop? No you haven’t!”

“The only reason they give you so much candy is because you ask another one every five minutes we are there.”

“Shut up!”

They first stop was the police station. They made fun of there dad every time they were there. The receptionist also played their game. Milan handed her a plate of hot food. Miles was looking around then his brother can back with two cuffs. And told his brother the plan.

They sat in the section were they typically put the criminals. A room with big glass windows. Putting on the cuffs. They gave the receptionist a thumbs up. The speaker sounded.

“Officer Jefferson Davis, there is two young males waiting for temporary incarceration.”

Their dad came to view, coffee in hand. As soon as he saw HIS sons in the glass chamber he dropped his coffee cup and his jaw slacked. Milan banged the glass with his cuffed hands.

“Your delinquent sons are here!”

Miles rubbed his face on the glass. Milan did the same. The people of the station looked at him in weird ways.

“You damned kids. Get out of there your embarrassing me!”

He gave his sons a good chuck to the head earning laughs from them. Miles gave him the food and Jeff wanted to not feel happy about the hot meal. The kids ran out the satiation.

“This doesn’t make me feel any better, boys!”

Jeff screamed out. He loved those kids a little to much.

They later went to the hospital. They arrived a few minutes before there mom got off for lunch. Milan handed out the rest of the food to the nurses. With a big grin on his face. The lady’s pinched his cheeks in gratitude. Their mom got word her sons were here. And it wasn’t word of mouth it was because the nurses were going crazy for them.

“¡Mira estos nenes tan lindos!”

“Ma!”

“Mom!”

They hugged their mom and handed her the last plate. She looked absolutely delighted. The boys said their goodbyes. They peeled themselves from the nurses. Now they headed towards Uncle Aaron’s place to relax, to draw and rap.

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The Morales Twins and their hair!

Earth 1610! Is referred as Miles

Earth 42! Is referred as Milan

I’ve heard a lot of people, and even seen some fan art, saying that Rio is the one that does Milan’s hair?!

As a Puerto Rican, it’s very rare to see a mom that knows how to do curly hair. Especially such tight curls like the twins.

Rio has lose curls that are “easier” to maintain, but that woman doesn’t even know what to do with her hair! Always kept in a lose pony tail.

Sadly in PR, people always look down upon curly hair calling it “pelo malo” (bad hair). Many people just straighten it or get to adulthood without a clue what to do.

I don’t even want to talk about the trauma that Jeff and Aaron have from growing up in a black household with curls! I know they shaved it off when they were teens.

When the twins were little on wash day they were crying bloody murder in the bathtub as Rio harshly brushed their hair.

Rio also felt guilt as hell for not knowing what to do.

Jeff was just looking shocked at the scene as his babies were suffering. So he went to the hair shop down the street and asked all the curly heads at the shop what to use and do.

He came back with a bunch of products, from mouses to oils, shampoos to leave in conditioners. And a receipt with instructions on the back from a nice old lady.

Miles was less tender headed than Milan. They left little Miles on the sofa, the freshest curls on his head and a bag of chips in his hands.

While Milan on the other hand was still in the bathtub with tangled hair. Throwing the toys at Rio and Jeff trying to brush his hair.

“¡Este niño no quiere Jeff! Ya no puedo.”

(This kid doesn’t want to get his hair brushed! I can’t anymore.)

Rio exclaimed leaving flustered and tired. Taking a seat next to Miles. Jeff looked at Milan’s puffy face. His little boy making grabby hands at him. He had no other option than to call his brother.

“Hey Aaron, I need your help with Milan…”

Jeff said carrying Milan wrapped in a towel.

Uncle Aaron came a few minutes after. With a convenient store bag in hand. The twins were ecstatic as they saw their uncle.

Aaron chuckled as the twins waddled to him. He grabbed them both and gave them smooches. He looked at Milan’s face.

“What have you done to this poor kid, Jefferson! He looks like a tomato!”

The twins pulled on their uncle’s nose.

“They had us all afternoon in the tub. ¡Me tenían loca!”

(They were driving me crazy!)

Jeff looked at Rio.

“Yeah, Miles let us take care of the tangles but Milan won’t give. I called you to see what we can do. You where our last hope.”

Aaron chuckled, putting Miles down. Then checking Milan’s messy hair. The baby even smacked his hand away.

“I don’t know where this one got the balls from. Maybe this is Rio’s half of the genes kicking in.”

Aaron said making Rio look even more pissed. That woman needed a good drink. Jeff looked at Aaron with a “don’t” stare.

“Just get me a brush and the products you have. Oh, and some thin hair ties.”

Uncle Aaron pulled up one of the twins baby chairs and placed Milan on it. He sat down on the floor and took out a pack of tiny Oreos and handed it to the baby.

Miles stood next to Aaron with a bottle watching with curiosity. Rio and Jeff gave him everything. Looking in aw as their firecracker was finally sitting still. Eating the Oreos with no care in the world.

Uncle Aaron parted his hair. And started braiding and explaining the process to Rio and Jeff. In an hour the baby’s hair was done, no crying or fussing. Miles even touched his brother hair feeling the textures on his fingers.

Jeff was the one that took the job of doing Milan’s hair. Even learning new patterns and designs. Years passed and Milan still has the same hairstyle. His still makes his dad do his hair.

“Your a grown man now. Do it yourself.”

“I don’t want to!”

“Then tell your mom to do it.”

“¡Por favor no!”

Milan placed all the products on the dining table. Sitting down on a chair waiting for his dad to stop bitching and do it. And Jeff eventually did it. Before going to a cupboard and getting out a pack of Oreos. Placing them next to his son. Milan took one and ate the rest slowly.

Jeff was gentle and Milan would always fall asleep. Miles came into the kitchen seeing his dad and brother.

Miles stood next to his dad and taking the last Oreo.

“Can you do my hair next?”

Milan reached for another Oreo. Gone! Miles ate the last bite. Milan turned his head in anger. Jeff laughing at Miles scared face.

“No! This is my hairstyle! And Oreos! Get your own!”

Milan chased Miles away with a picking tool. They went out of view and a crash sounded through the apartment.

“Boys!”

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