#little Evil genious

[knottyroseswrites]

Aabria is so fucking dirty for having Hob engaged right after the ball. Like GURL HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US (but also wow so fucking tasty I love you)

Oh and to immediately follow that up with Wuvvy not giving Hob the second love letter from Rue! EVIL MASTERMIND JWHDHDJDJD

[i-simp-stobotnik]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to @jamgamy!!

In your tropes you had "Doctor's first reaction to Stone's latte, and Stone admiring the Doctor". And my goodness, I could not resist using this to continue my Manipulate, mansplain, malewife -Stone minicomic. It was perfect, I had fun making this, I hope you like it! 😊

Btw, I think jimbotnik speaks Japanese when he's caught positively off guard, like in the "Omoshiroi/interesting" bit in movie 1 before he licks Sonic's quill. Here he's saying "Subarashii/Amazing", because wo~wiee, that latte blew his evil mind!

And thank you @panic-flavored for organizing this Secret Santa! Merry Christmas to you too! ✨🎄✨

[arisukingdom]

Rules: Make a 24-hour poll with the names of your WIPS, let it run, then write one sentence for every vote the winner received.

This is all @classysassy9791 you are an evil genious and I will not tag anyone because I'm a good person!

also, I'm lazy and I would die if I forgot anyone so....

[ladysomething]

happy birthday to my favorite evil genious! 😘🎉

hope you enjoyed your day and had a birthday as beautiful as you, sweetie. I also want you to know we love you very much for who you are and for being an amanzingly talented writer. we wish you have a happy life, my dear maddie, and I thank you for the greatest gift I've ever recieved in the fucking weirdest shape I've ever seen. I recall I once spokeyou about (how in the hell I'm yet to learn) your fic bringing my relationship with my brother closer. who would've thought all I needed was to get my brother to read a fairly questionable story about two f1 drivers. fr who. there are not enough words in the english language for me to express my gratitude. but still, thank you.

pd. let's pretend I didn't just write this a day later. 27 minutes later is nothing, okay? my boss would've had my head if I used my phone half way throw a meeting so if anything, blame him. I blame him for most of my disgraces.

honestly it's been kinda adorable to see you bonding with your brother and roomie over this fic. I'm sure there were probably less questionable fics that could've done it hahahaha, but I'm glad to be a little footnote in your story!

and thank you for the well wishes anon. I appreciate them dearly.

[stocious]

ben, carl & the pack, let's go.

ben: remember how i was supposed to pick up the dog today? carl: aw, where's the ba- ben, opening the trunk:����

after a while the boys get the very strong feeling halloween might be actually possessed. everyone still loves him.

baz and carl love to watch those "let me change your entire style" shows. and the great bake off. ben joins them for golden girls marathons when the weather changes in october.

ginger snap's a very trusty sports partner, he goes swimming with ben and running with carl. but he'll also steal their pancakes.

ben & tony are one heart and soul. ben's sad? no, dad, play something on the kalimba, it'll help. (carl taught him, actually, because he noticed it.)

carl, out of breath and exasperated: why are you and dirty in the goat pen. AGAIN. ben: he's a CATTLE dog, carl, i don't want him to get DEPRESSED.

carl: walking in on ben and machete. carl: what the FUCK are you trying to teach him now. ben: ... law.

ben, trying to coax jims, who has had bad staircase experiences due to his gangly limbs. down to go for a walk. carl: just carry him- ben: he can DO THIS, just give him TIME- carl: you've been at this for FIVE HOURS.

carl: does mini carl really need a massage pillo- ben: he's not AGGRESSIVE, he's ANXIOUS, this HELPS.

snickers loves whipped cream. carl feeds him when ben doesn't look. don't tell the others, but he's carl's favourite.

firecrotch has many opinions about the pack's diet. ben: 🥺 carl: babe, NO, the dogs CAN'T have burgers every night.

carl: did you let van damme hang out with the neighbour's shepherd again? ben: yeah, they're besties :3 carl: honey, our dog's a mafia leader.

seagal just wants cuddles. he's also a cockblock for his dads.

SO MANY PUPPERS IN MY ASK ��� and carl + ben + puppers adventures? you truly are a treat nosho!

-halloween IS called halloween after all. maybe he's always been a little possessed? but you're right, everyone still loves him!

-do you think baz knows that trick? i think he does. that's the only tick carl has taught any of the dogs. because golden girls.

-GO GINGER! HE'S FAST AS FUCK BOI. he loves running and swimming and fetch and zoomies and!!! you can always count on ginger snap to be your work out partner. we love him for it.

-tony is the best emotional support pupper in all the land. he gets the big sad. he will cuddle with you and lay in bed all day if you need it. but he'll also encourage you to get up eventually. he's a good boi. (they all are)

-dirty loves all his friends in all the shapes and sizes. he loves the goats though. they're his favorite.

-chettie making shady deals AND knowing law? is he the evil villian in the pup pack? machete pleads the fifth to that question.

-OH NO JIMS. poor baby. you can do it! we have treats and pets and cuddles down here! i believe in you slim jimmy! maybe he needs tony for emotional support?

-MINI CARL DOES INDEED NEED A NECK MASSAGE. big carl is just jealous. it's okay big carl, you can have a neck massage after mini carl is done (never).

-snickers likes 'em sweet. carl has all the treats. carl is snickers favorite too.

-no burgers? how about a tasty stake? no? but he makes such convincing paw geastures!

-everyone thinks machete is the evil genious. but no, it's van damme. he has all the neighbourhood doggies running deals for him and he just sits back and gets his cut. he's smart like that.

-he's always sneaking his way into the bed, smack dab in the middle. on his back. slobering all over the sheets. but he's a cutie so that's okay. if he happens to cockblock, that sounds like a carl and ben problem for going at it in HIS bed.

[blueguydraws]

Russia, Israel and sharks

During history classes i think we all were thinking just how could have people been so cruel and dumb back in the day, salting the land, burning towns on the enemies land, targetting people based on the association of ethnicity. And everyone in the classroom was relieved how lucky it is that we are not that backwards anymore in the civilised world and age. We were also shocked how could everyone have gone mad and how the world turned upisde down during the 40 all over europe and asia. It must have been the genious manipulation of propaganda.

But no, we have to admit sadly that they didnt had to do much if anything, most people simply are just like that, they barely need a push to sucumb to that way of thinking, it doesnt take years of propaganda, but about 5 minutes of news.

A few months ago a man in egypt was eaten by a shark, the video is quiet disturbing, but then it came out that he was russian, living in egypt for about 4 years. And twitter immediately become full with such tweets:

And hundreds of extremely distastefull and sadistic comments celebrating this. If someone questioned them, they just wrote how many ukrainian died in the war if they even responded something coherent. When questioned what did he had to do with any of that, the best they could say is that well russians are evil annyway and he propably supported putin too. Its good that there is one less of them.

War footages were also all over social media, i saw a few where they put loony toons sound effects over deaths, of course bright text made it clear that those were russian soldiers (othervise no one could even tell) and you can have the luxury of laughing at it guilt free instead of virtously clutching your pearls. The ones where someone got bombed while taking a piss or sleeping got particularly many likes and retweets.

Acthual unga bunga bronze age mindset.

Collective punishment and gladiator games, things we tought we abandoned centuries ago, but it didnt even took anything for peole to immediately re embrace it with open arms.

At this point we have to admit that the reason for this is that its just simply part of human nature (not that) deep down. Wich makes sense after all. Humans have been existing for about 300 000 years, but we had our current socially acceptable moral system for about a hundred. Playing civilisation for a few centuries arent gonna be enough to weed out the instinctual cavemen out of us. Wich reminded me to this song by MARINA, "savages", it hit the nail on the head perfectly:

And while maybe war footage is not being shared here, this kind of behavior is definitely not absent from tumblr either.

By the way, talking about ukrain and russia, what do you even know about them? What is the diference between the two? The average internet activist couldnt have been able to point it out on a map before the war. Arent all the news regarding ukrain were talking about how the far right is on the rise in there? But suddenly it become my little UwU ukrain once the war started. My point is that for the avegare person around the world the only diference between the two nation is that one happened to attack the other not the other way around. If history would have went a bit diferently, now you all were laughing at the death of those same poor ukrainian soldiers.

I saw once a tweet made by a guy who just found out that many ukrainians, especially in the army, are deeply religious, and the country is very conservative, and said that he isnt sure he can fully support them anymore lmao.

It was also very cringe how everyone who didnt even heard about Zelensky before started to simp for a random middle eastern politican and made heroic edits about him for the sole virtue of getting attacked, its embarrassing at best.

Did you knew that he was in the panama papers by the way?

And now again with the conflict between israel, palestine and hamas. People just cant behave civilised.

I dont know what is so hard about simply having multiple opinions at the same time, you can easily agree that Palestine should be freed from Israel's influence while also condemning HAMAS.

Many people have been taking off their masks and it often comes from the most suprising groups.

I couldnt have belived that the time comes when people here will support a far right religious fundamentalist terror group.

"but yoU CAnT TelL tHE oprEsSed How REbeLL" I heard many times by now

Yes i can, for example rape, mowing down civilians and parading their bodies like trophies are simply just not part of any military operation and you shouldnt do it, idk why it is a controverial opinion currently.

Also do you think all the extremist groups in the middle east wouldnt want to kill all the jews annyway even if Israel would have been nice? Or you for that matter since i assume the average person reading this isnt a beliver.

The average liberal person with "they/them, ACAB, UwU" in their bio the second there is an armed conflict:

[algumaideia]

Again, i know basically nothing about Damian however I like to think the little genious would like The Devil to Pay in the Backlands because the following reasons:

It is considered the masterpiece of Brazilian Literature, being chosen as one of the 100 best books of the world in 2000s

Rosa is a master of his language and the way he uses it and invents new words is amazing

The story is very unique in the way it is told and how the paragraphs, themes, pacing, tones work

And mostly it is a story about morality, good and evil, in a place where violence rules. Thoughtout the entire story the mc struggles with how violent his life is and how violent he needs to be sometimes to survive, while also being a little agressive himself. I do think Damian would like the exploration of this theme and how it is done.

Also the way Rosa deals with inner turmoil is amazing.

[the-firebird69]

and the two are evil brought a sign for rent to the apartment however stan had them do it. and is a genious and this is ithe hass moved our son from job to job and now he will from here he says and into his hospital to stay and we stop him. he is mayor no vice mayor and she mayor and are evil shits. we f them up now

Thor Freya

their bunkers fall and this is the shit we put up wiht and ok mls president and such so we see it. he takes tons of lands need him out and see he threatens all the time and for tude got excited heard he yelled and then arrested dan and we see why yes to piss him off and this is how it goes. we are at you stan

trump

what you do is woth little to me stan as you hold me here for reansom and it is an mac too are smaller cant help it. and so on ahahah so what you imps. now you shall learn respect shortly. as your daft ppl

Zues Hera

we are ok they are big this sucks we dont deveive any one only off er the street or confienement or house arrest it is for pigs your a pig stan i sto you you shit

mac daddy

and it is true he is a pig and dumb fucker.

Zues Hera i sue you stan and lot to sue over these two henchement an john r the hechemen and record show it an d feds have the tapes and more so push it ok

and i am nt sorry you need medical attention and the brain and such

stan

and we hit you your garbage stan

macs

and we hear it see it no. so say it i dare you

stan

and we take your ships he does too is why he does not stop us you nincompoop so you will try to o hold him and we hault htat

empire

andwe wont do it the job no more and ahhah lol they laugh ok stop. and we commtted and we do hat to him an such

stan

f u stan i call my lawyer open a real suit now

Zues Hera

and im ready to move hortly and hit these shits all

ken

we do that prep a lawsuit and yeh he has savings to move if need be stan so jamb it otherwise we take the apartment really mac will eencuatlly your a baby

Bitol and Goddess Wife we open the suit shortly and use a group aaction shithead stan

fine i see it im the criminal here

stan

yu are ok you incite him all the time

macs

Olympus and we are through with you shortly stan we need your bases thanks

[nencheese]

YOU! on ice

Fanfiction for the birthday of the lovely @s-under-s

Biggest thanks to @saturnwonder for editing!!

Pairing: Named reader x Sans

What to expect: Fluff, SFW, Shenanigans and ice skating, Sans is a little shit, 90s music

It was a nice Saturday afternoon and you and your friends had planned to meet up and go ice skating. The nerd part of the group (including you) had just recently finished watching the new, amazing anime Yuri!!! On ice and was burning to try out their “skills”. Well, mostly those who didn’t really do ice skating so far. You, having some experience from your childhood, knew your limits, unlike the others. You could do the most amazing, super fancy things: going forwards and going backwards. But it was nice to see people get excited, and the rest of your group would do things more casual anyways.

Currently, you were still waiting for the two animaniacs that initiated the whole thing, Undyne, and Alphys, Weeaboos grade A. They had wanted to gather some of their friends you didn’t know yet to join you, Alphys kept texting updates of their progress into the group chat.

BORN TO MAKE HISTORY

Small Al: We just gathered our friends. So sorry to keep you guys waiting, hope you don’t mind waiting too much. ^.^°

Small Al: I mean it’s sunny outside, so you should be nice and warm and not freeze. ^.^

Small Al: Wait omg don’t humans have like super sensitive skin sometimes?!!! And if you don’t put on sunscreen you get stuff like blisters and it will hurt and take ages to go away?!!!!! O.O

Small Al: I mean it’s still winter but… wait the snow should reflect the sunlight… >.>

Small Al: Sooo you’d be getting the double dose of sunlight, right?

Small Al: PLEASE TELL ME YOU PUT ON SUNSCREEN!!!! \°O°/

Cheesy Cameo: Al calm down, no one is getting burned and we are waiting in the shade anyways. No worries.

Small Al: Ok ok ok. We will be there in 5 minutes!

Cheesy Cameo: See nothing better than panicking to pass the time right :D

 You heard your friend call “Ey Jelly, are you coming? The others just realized they need skates, so we’re going to rentals now.” You raised your head, looking at your friends and sure enough the group was already heading inside. You nodded, catching up to them and shooting the others a short message.

BORN TO MAKE HISTORY

Cheesus: We are already heading inside now, a few of the group need to rent skates. Meeting you inside!

 Man, you’d never find out how in the world your friend managed to manipulate your phone into showing that ridiculous nickname instead of just showing “me”. Though you’d bet a good amount of money she somehow got Alphys to help. Smiling you paid your fee and quickly followed the others into the arena. There were already some people skating, hits of the 90s blasting as loud as the owners probably could without getting in trouble. Sitting down with the group you started to get dressed.

“Ha! Done!” Your friend exclaimed beside you. A glance revealed why: she wore plastic skates. “Don’t worry, I will wait for you except if they play Toxic. You know I can’t resist the dark side.” You laughed, already nearly done when the next song started, and just like a bad prophecy, it was Britney, “Sorry! Don’t be too jelly ok?” Your friend called out, already running onto the ice, nearly tripping over her own feet. Moron you thought, amused by her antics of dancing with the others. Not even a Moldsmal would call that a sexy wiggle.

As you finished tying your skates, you heard a sound like a horse running on bladed hooves, doors banging and Undyne screaming behind you. “WATCH OUT NERDS, WE’RE HERE!” Running past you in a split-second, she threw herself on the ice, Alphys in her arms. A tall skeleton monster, dressed for the occasion in lots of bright neon colors, ran after her. You couldn’t even make out what colors exactly he was wearing, it was just too bright. Apparently, all of them had already put on their entire skating outfits, including the skates, in the car. You hoped Undyne didn’t drive with those on.

They immediately joined the rest of your friends, who just had started a huge conga line, or, well, Undyne and the skeleton seemed to be pushing the rest of the group, the ones in front desperately trying not to crash into something or someone. You snorted, shaking your head. Maybe it would be best to wait until the next song, to avoid causalities. But where’s the fun in that? You decided to join them anyways. Not like things would get less crazy.

At least the monsters in your friend group seemed to know what they were doing, you had been worried since they told you they had only been ice skating a few times on a frozen pond, and that had sounded quite different from the ice skating you knew, because apparently, they were just sliding across the ice, trying to get a ball in a hole. But hey, you wished you actually gained money from ice skating too.

As you got up, you noticed another, shorter skeleton had sat down beside you during the shenanigans, grinning up at you now, while he blocked your path with his legs. “hey human. don’t you wanna greet a new pal?” He said, sticking his hand out to shake yours. You reached out to take it when you heard the first notes of “I will survive” and a memory shot through your head. Your eyes widened in recognition.

“Wait. Are you the guy Undyne warned me about? The one that always pranks his handshakes?” You asked, grabbing and inspecting his hand. Sure enough, a buzzer. “oh she warns people now? i’ll have to up my game. if it’s not too much effort. name’s sans. sans the skeleton.”

“Hey Sans. What a shocking introduction. Everyone calls me Jelly. Want to join the others now?” You said, waiting for him to move his legs.

“nah don’t think i can do that jells. but go on ahead without me.” You raised your eyebrows: So, there was a monster that couldn’t skate after all. Waiting here until all of you were done would be boring as fuck though. Smiling, you made up your mind. “Well, if you have a problem with skating, I can skate backward, so I can pull you until you learned to balance yourself if you want to!” you offered.

His grin widened a bit before he answered, “sure pal. mind helping me up?” he asked.

“Oh no of course not!” Reaching for his hand to pull him up you felt a shock when you touched his hand. Baffled, you just stood still for a second, eyes wide, when you realized that OF COURSE he still held the friggin buzzer. You took his hand even though you knew. A snort got you back into reality. “heh. seems like I don’t need to worry about getting new tricks after all. sorry, i’ll pocket it for now.” He said, taking the buzzer off.

You let out an amused huff. “Pfft. I ran right into that one. Let’s hope I’ll do better while skating. Come on let’s go.” You laughed, really pulling him up this time and making your way to the arena. Oddly enough he was already wearing skates too. Though, Undyne probably threatened not to let him into her car without them.

After you got on the ice you held out your hand for him to take. He was already standing on the ice, steady, but with one hand on the railing. In one swift motion he released the railing grabbed your other hand, looking pretty relaxed. Maybe he’ll get the hang of it soon, you thought, as you started to skate backwards.

Half an hour later you were still pulling him. The two of you had nearly crashed about 15 times, with him always only warning you last second, and whenever you had asked something like “Feeling up to do it alone now?” he had answered “nah, thanks.” while gripping your hands a bit tighter. But on the plus side, he kept you entertained with puns, though most of them had been plain horrible.

You noticed your friends starting to leave the ice for a break and some hot beverages.

“Let’s catch a break too ok?” You asked Sans, already going towards the exit.

“k jells.” he acknowledged, the both of you getting out and sitting down at the bench, next to the other skeleton.

“OH HELLO OTHER HUMAN FRIEND! I DIDN’T HAVE A CHANCE TO INTRODUCE MY AMAZING SELF TO YOU YET! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! YOU SEEM TO ALREADY BE WELL ACQUAINTED WITH MY BROTHER, SANS, SO I WON’T HAVE TO INTRODUCE YOU TWO I GUESS. ANYWAYS!! ANYONE WILLING TO PUT UP WITH THE LAZINESS OF MY BROTHER FOR THIS LONG HAS TO HAVE AN ADMIRABLE STAMINA AND A GENTLE SOUL, SO IT’S A PLEASURE TO PROPERLY MEET YOU!” he announced.

You blinked. Even though you already heard him on the ice, that voice was even louder now, sitting next to him, but it didn’t derail you for too long as you stuck your hand out to shake Papyrus’ “Well it’s a pleasure to meet you too! Everyone calls me Jelly so…” Wait. He said… Did that mean…

You abruptly turned towards the shorter skeleton. “Sans. This might be a strange question, but… do you know how to ice skate?”

“of course i do buddy.” He answered, laughter barely hidden. You curled into yourself, hands over your head and groaned. You could barely hear his brother lecturing him about laziness and the etiquette of using friends, silently recalling every time you talked about his inability to skate. He didn’t say he couldn’t skate once. Not even a hint. You didn’t ask if he could once. You just assumed, and he not only knew but he kept it going because he was friggin lazy.

“I WALKED RIGHT INTO THAT ONEEEEEEE.” You started laughing, startling them both. After coming down from your laughing fit, you returned your attention to Papyrus, “Ah Papyrus, thanks for defending me, but that was honestly my fault for just assuming. Though maaan you knew exactly what I was thinking right?” you inquired, and Sans, not being able to hold back his laughter anymore answered, “sure did.”

You groaned again. “Ok ok that’s borderline genius. But I’m afraid I don’t really have the energy to pull you the rest of the day. You’ll have to trick someone else now.”

“meh not that bad. had a pretty good run with you. though i guess i could treat you to a hot choc or something later, to make up for wasted energy. i mean, as pap just lectured me it’s only polite.”

You peaked up at that. Hot chocolate? Hell yeah.

“I think I’d like that” you answered, smiling. This was the beginning of something punderful.

[nyakaze]

regular request are open? 🧐 then can i request rei and kaoru with a fem! s/o who's really popular with boys and gets extremely protective once they get surrounded by them?

rei and kaoru feat. popular s/o

a/n: OH THE AMOUNT I RELATE TO THIS LMFAOAOAO i love this request oh my genious

tw: slight mentions of death and possession in rei's part but nothing that explains these in detail

kaoru knows how it feels, oh if he knows. it is a good feeling, yes, but it can become tiring after a while and he understands. especially after he knows at least 3 guys confessed to you today, your best friend wanted to take you out for a date, and you've got a cake with a compliment wrote on it with cream.

"seriously, do they even know about me?" kaoru frowns, while maliciously staring at the gifts you got—"i mean, i'm happy that no one hates you, but there are too many of them trying to hit on you!" you chuckled, and reassured him that you are not even one bit affected by any of those guys. you love him only and nothing will change that.

..but you can't change kaoru, either. if you're going out he is coming out with you: "to protect you from all those evil boys that want to steal his little treasure" as he says. a boy is looking at you from a far? okay, kaoru is holding your hand and taking you away. another one is waving at you? kaoru will wave at him for you. with a creepy smile as if to say "go away you ugly.." 😊 so yeah kaoru doesn't like this fact and he is going to make sure that everyone knows that you're his little sweet s/o❤❤❤

rei understands as well, as he is the most popular of undead. he trusts that you only want to stay with him, but it can annoy him to see other people wanting you for them. if you ever asked him if it wasn't of his liking, rei would reply like this, while keeping eye contact with you: "my love, you are the person i love and trust the most—as i believe that you truly love me, i don't think you would ever do something bad to me. i know those guys are not of your interest; but i have to admit... it is not the best happening, you see. i would prefer it if they quitted with their ways." and oh how you wished the same. you are pretty, nice, yes.. but you are taken as well. rejects are on a daily basis, as much as you don't want to break those hearts and hopes.

to help you, rei will show his possessive side around them. holding your hand, keeping you close... little actions that make your heart flutter, and breaks the ones of others. there is no bad meaning to it—let rei show his pride of having you as his little-cute-and-nice significant other, one that no one else will have as long as he is living on this planet, and even after.

— nyakaze, 2022. do not plagiarize, repost as yours or translate. reblogs are appreciated <3

[mayo-advance]

What Do You Know? Pt. 4

Discription: Y/n was in love with Pietro Maximoff. But he was gone now and all that remains is a miscast imposter and Y/n is going to do everything in their power to find closure.

A/n: I am pumping these out at an inhuman rate but they are also slowly getting more plot oriented. Also Peter is hopefully becoming more like Peter

Part 3 , Part 5

You had finally made it to your car and your feet hurt like a buttcheek on a stick after walking so many miles in two days.

You fumbled to unlock it while Peter rested his arms on the top of it. The hex had fried the buttons on your keys so you had to use the actual key.

“You know, we could have been here a lot faster if I had ran.” He quipped.

You looked up at him, “Well you could have said that a while ago Einstein.”

Peter smiled at you, “I just thought since you’re the one with the master plan that you would have thought of it.”

Finally you got your car door opened, and proceeded to unlock Peters door too, “Get in speedy.”

Peter got in surprisingly slowly looking around at the car in awe.

“What have you never seen a car before? Not everyone can run at the speed of sound y’know” You slammed you door shut, and he did the same. You buckled up and turned your car on.

“Well where I’m from, cars aren’t so.... high tech.” High tech? This was a white 2010 Impala Sedan that was being held together by force of will (and lack of money to get a new car) alone.

Peter looked at your confused expression, “...Wait, what year is it?”

You pulled out of the grassy spot you had your car parked and pulled onto a gravel road, “Its 2023.” He let out a small ‘oh’ and you glanced over at him, “Why what year is it where you’re from?”

You werent looking at Peter anymore but he was bouncing his leg again, “Before I was here it was 1983.”

If you had been drinking water you would have dramatically spit it out. 1983? What force whether it be Wanda or the other Witch had the power to pull him 40 years into his future?

You didnt know what to say except, “Ah so i’m legally escorting a senior citizen?” You switched back to sarcasm, not liking tense situations.

Peter let out a small laugh, “You better watch it young missy or i’ll have to ground you.”

You smiled and though you couldn’t see it, you knew he was too, “I’d like to see you try gramps.”

You rode in comfortable silence for a bit. Your head swam with questions but you had no clue where to start.

“So back there, you made a comment about.., us both being mutants? Or something like that...” You broke off for a second, trying to find the right words, “So what does that mean? To be a mutant?”

Peter looked over at you, confusion written all over his face “Aren’t you a mutant?”

“I don’t know what it means to be a mutant.” You saw a sign announcing youd soon arrive into New York state. “So I have no way of knowing if I am one.”

Peter wasnt exactly a genious when it came to knowing things about Mutants and their abilities, but he had to try his best to explain it to you, “Well mutants... We.... are born different. We just have powers that come from this gene thingy that... makes us different.”

You had never considered that your powers and you were just a prepackaged deal. You never knew where they had come from, they just showed up one day when a man was threatening you on the street.

He had you against a wall, and you didn’t know how to fight back well enough, and next thing you know he dropped you and gasped, and you weren’t visible.

Peter broke into your little train of thought, “Sorry for bringing it up, I just assumed that you were a mutant.”

As he sought a way to change the subject, Peter got an evil, scheming look in his eyes. “So Y/n,” he said in a teasing tone, “Tell me about your love life.”

No. No you werent ready for that discussion. You would rather go back to mutants. You werent ready to be that vulnerable in front of someone.

You sat up a little straighter and held you chin a little higher and curtly responded with, “theres not much to say, so anyways tell me more about mutants-”

“Cmooon, theres gotta be some special person in your life.” When you stayed silent he looked baffled, “Someone like you can’t possibly be single?”

You took a deep breath. Fine. If he wanted to know so badly. Besides, when he goes home you’ll never have to see him again.

The thought of never seeing him again made your chest ache. ‘Get your act together Y/n youve known him for only a few hours’

You started “Ok fine.... I had a boyfriend-“

[demonicrosebushsims]

Up next, little Saiya! She got the Child genious aspiration and the Evil trait. Uh-oh... That cute face is nothing but a Facade. She is also a mage! 

[b1nightwing]

can we talk about how our idea of adult damian is ranging from

just like bruce but more self aware and more dramatic

just like dick but more self aware, more dramatic and can u believe it more friendly

In batman beyond damian is this big broody youngest brother who wants to help the world by conquering the league of shadows. He has no friends but the huge dragon bat doggie and he doesnt smile.

In dcseased dead planet he is friendly, likes to hug people, smiles, loves animals, would give kisses to doggies if he wasnt in the batman garb, knows when to be serious, knows how to be authoritative, still very dramatic, seems to have a healthy sense of humor and acknowledges his wrongdoings and understands that people arent as black and white as he thought they were when he was a kid. In dcseased dead planet he is the perfect combination of dick, bruce, alfred and talia but also so much himself.

Our idea of damian can range from little evil monster youngest child, "u have an old soul for your age" "thanks its the trauma", a kid that loves to jump in his loved ones arms like he sees them and he is like okaaaayyy lets gooooooo and he flings himself at them, a boy who knows the latest slang knows how to use tiktok and how to make memes and probably plays video games with his friends

The damian is the next evil mastermind is the least plausible of all of them. the writers who make him up to be a little grinch dont seem to understand how to write characters that arent one or the other. Its like they see damian say "you imbecile" and immediately connect him to evil (@ those writers: work on that trauma u stupid fck).

Those same writers also try to make duke and cass more independent while their characters still arent talked about much. While the perfect 3 white boys (which is funny since dick is romani) MUST stick to the batman shtick. No matter how much some writers try to make them more individualistic, dicks life in his nightwing solo is still always circling around batman, jason wears the bat symbol even tho u can see the distaste in his bat-past, i got no idea whats going on with tim but he too is always somewhere in bruce’ shadow. the race bias of it all

In fanfics i can see people write damian as this little genious who uses big words and doesnt understand how social media works which is really funny to me since we could see him use some slang in the comics, him searching for his hastag on twitter, him playing games, in the harley quinn cartoon he seemed to be the perfect upbeat youngest child of 7.

Now, whatever u think of adult!damian is possible but it seems like the sweet teenager who makes tiktoks and plays video games with his friends and feeds the 10+ stray cats in his street is more in character than the broody snooty "my dad, who is emotionally unavailable, is my hero" character

[ladysomething]

first of all, anon that read the whole fic in one go you're my new icon/hero/idol. I shall built an altar to honor your existence and kneel upon your presence.

1. and answering to you maddie, yes I DID. I'm gonna quit my soulsucking-godawful jod to become an actress. next time you hear from me I could as well be winning an Oscar. my brother snuck into my room at like. 6 am. (that was early for him, he drove about 5 hours after work. all his fault tho, he's the one coming with last-second plans) and scared the shit out of me to wake me up. we did a fucking zoom meeting so that I could share my screen with my roomie and proceeded to read in silence- as much as it was possible. I even recreated my reactions from the first time I read it. oh I'm GOOD. so my ass is safe for another week. hopefully.

+1. my brother said that you're the second-coming of Shakespeare or Woolf or Poe or one of those great writers, but that he's sad with you because you made him suffer as/while you made Max suffer because Charles suffered. or something like that. that's a little dizzy because at that point I wasn't even sure I was awake or dreaming. I slept late, okay? my roommate just said that you're one kind of an evil genious and then he hung up on us.

+2. I meant writer not driver. I mean, I think you probably are also a great driver but that was just me with my sleepless dislexic mind all over the place, alonside the fact that I cannot write to save my life.

lmaooo queen 😭😭

tbh I bet it was still kind of intense reading it a second time, because even though you know what's coming, you can take in the little details a bit more on a second read.

+1. tell your brother and roommate I'm sorry, but also that I'm so not sorry. they are leaning Important Things about the world.

+2. my absolutely shitty lap times karting definitely say otherwise but thank you anyway. 😂

[aneomeris]

Episode 2, here I am!

Solid episode. I was afraid that the episode would be a chase from one location to the other for the Crows trio, but it wasn’t a slog. Also, the separation between these three was very brief and felt justified. Only for them to come together again, all the stronger for it. Alina got her own “reaching a destination” moment, while Mal faffed about and ultimately decided that... what, he’ll wait? Try for heroics? Oh well, as long as he doesn’t Rise-of-Skywalker Finn it up by crying for his girl and doing nothing productive for the plot, a moment of sad introspection is fine. Especially, if the potential lovers were separated. But on that, later.

This time, the character ranking is different. In first place, Alina. Is it because I felt like saying to myself “Ye of little faith”, regarding her absence of guilt? Maybe. But generally she is still good, doesn’t seem to immediately swoon at General Kirigan (the way I have a feeling she, and the fans, might later on). The actress did a great job on the tears and emotions department. I hope Alina will get to use that Golden Pointy Makeshift Weapon. For once a main character was horrified at the death in front of them and the gore they are not used to. Also, this show acknowledged the discomfort of riding on horseback while not being an experienced rider. It... sucks, no really. Go Alina! Go lie down, you deserved it.

Second Place: costumes and production department. Credit where it’s due. Kaz’s watch, the interiors of bars and whatnot, Poppy, the coats, all awesome costumes. Just, great job.

Honourable mention: the music. 

Okay, third place comes: Kaz? Wow. Smart, someone who showed his heart, calculating, caring for Inej, has visible weaknesses (be it posturing, or being blinded by a thirst for revenge). Wouldn’t have expected him to be top three last episode.

Followed we have the other two Crows: Jesper and Inej. Jesper is still all around awesome, fun, mischief and trouble maker, greedy fae creature that he is. Inej... we got more about her. Depth and a past, values, struggles. Also, that hair, girl.

Mal slid a long way down. It’s the lack of action. This episode he wasn’t even pretending to be a main hero. Just the lovesick, troubled love interest. What defines him, other than Alina? I hope he discovers it now. And, in the meantime, finds his way to her and a proper happy ending, of course.

I feel like I have to mention KeyGen now. I’m not stupid, I saw the Ben Barnes mention last episode. And the pompous way he arrived to save Alina. I don’t know. Too much mystery, too much shadows around him, too much edge. Definitely on the brooding spectre of possible Love Interests. It’s all about the tension, the framing of the two together, the lingering glances, him being all “nah, you’re not a prisoner, if everybody else is!”. I don’t know. He hasn’t swept me off my feet yet. Too much, way too much edge.

May I just say, for a person claiming he’s all about protecting the Sun Summoner, the genious General was sure as hell irresponsible in having Alina make a lightshow in the midst of camp, out in the open, far from a safe location, instead of, I don’t know, bringing her to the Palace to Budapest and checking her for powers there. In the safety of the walls. Oh well.

Finally, a mention of how the show developing the romantic line so far. Usually, the winner is clear, there are very obvious hints pointing towards who the ultimate choice will be. Not here. I feel like the General and his beard of awesome and his long looks at Alina, his “together, we’ll defeat the Evil” is a set up for a Love interest. But I also see, and admittedly want to believe, that bed transition was very blatantly a set up for another thread. Mal and Alina have a tension that will have to be resolved. So either these drop and start forcusing on KeyGen, or I might not be a clown for once. We’ll see. Definitely interested to see more.

[trashbinbackyard]

personality and relationships for izkiel and ivana

The bounty hunter name starts with an i gang

PERSONALITY

What’s their alignment?

Izkiel is a chaotic good, good his morals on the right track but is rowdy about them

Ivana’s a lawful evil, a law abiding citizen mostly but she’s just selfish and often just looks out for herself

Which one of the 16 Personality Types do they fit into?

ESTP, for sure. Extrovert who lives in the moment

INTJ, i feel kinda conflicted bc intj’s are sometimes the sterotypical ‘evil genious’ type but she’s just cool and calculating not-a-people-person

What are their hobbies and interests?

His hobbies used to include drinking and gambling but for Lyssa he’s doing that rarely, now he is a houseplant dad and tries to cook

She spends free time on shooting ranges and place where you can hit golf balls to your hearts content

 Do they have any particular “favorites” (food, books, and so on)?

Seafood comes to mind, fave alcohol is some fruity cocktail

She has her fave gun, her go to drink is a whiskey on the rocks, she sometimes likes some light reading, like history books

What are they bad at?

Generally living on his own, risk assessment sometimes

Talking and dealing with people

What kind of things do they dislike/hate?

Doesn’t quite hate, but dislikes peeps running off on their own without backup, not being told important stuff (that concerns him)

People who expect too much of her, annoying people (that covers about 60% of the people she knows)

Do they have any vices/addictions/mental illnesses?

Not really, he always stayed on top of his gambling and never drank to get too drunk, he’s also a mentally healthy boi

She smokes, drinks too but not enough for it to be a problem, people might think there’s something wrong with her brain, I’ve been toying around the idea of some type of antisocial personality disorder (I did this with ipes too but kinda dropped it while she was on hiatus, might bring it back who knows, two top dogs on outer rim have the same disorder)

What are their goals and motivations?

Make a living, help his community while at it, be a good brother and boyfriend, watch out for his friends

Right now it is to whip the bounty hunters to shape she likes, prove to Orion he picked right, come to terms with her mother’s passing, come to terms with how badly her thing with hecca went

What are their manners like? Any habits?

He’s enthusiastic, manners sometimes slip his mind, but he offers help when he thinks someone might need it and say please and thank you, always helps Lyssa clean up after he comes in with a bullet in his ass

Straight to the point, no need to dance with niceties, among the top ranking hunters she is known as the cold bitch, bad habit she has is to tell people to shut up when she’s tired of listening, she doesn’t even pretend to hear what you have to say

What are they most afraid of?

Death, loneliness, pretty standard set

Never being good enough, he dad pushed her to be the best, her boss pushed her to be the best, now she’s the one pushing

RELATIONSHIPS

Do they have any friends?  Would they consider anyone to be their best friend?

Yup, his gf, fellow hunters, Kenzo is particular

Not really, she’s kinda insufferable, her dad comes the closest

What’s their friend group like? What role do they play in it?

Loud, the one who would dare himself to shotgun a whiteclaw, dare himself to steal a stop sign, that kinda boi

If she had friends in the first place, she’d be the one everyone is always confused about why did they invite her again

What’s their love life like? (See also: ship question meme.) Do they have any kids?

Dating a perfect doctor... she/they meets a he/they, no kids

Tumbleweed moslty, was dating Hecca for a year top, while at it was the stepmom for ini

Who do they look up to? Who do they trust?

His parents, citadel higherups (the local ones are kinda eh on the rolemodel depatment), would still trust his life to outer rim comrades, trusts his gf too

She looked up to Orion, a horrible decision, really, figured once he better not get the hint of it or he’ll not promote her, trusts him and her dad, also would still trust Hecca to keep secrets

Who do they hate? Do they have any enemies?

Not really, plenty of little bad guys probably hate his guts

The number of people who give her a headache is too high. Specially hates Ipes, and hates how there’s no way to take her out without throwing an entire outer rim into chaos for power grabs

Do they have any pets?

The plants Lyssa gives him are his babies now

Nope

Are they good with kids? Animals?

Yeah, with both, somewhat prefers animals

Not great with kids, gave Ini some try but ultimately that didn’t go well. Doesn’t mind animals but doesn’t pay any extra mind to them either, like wouldn’t coo over a streetcat, just let it do its thing