#litg boys rated

[operationnope]

Thanks for the tag @mrsbsmooth 😘

Give us your top five hottest male islanders IN ORDER. All seasons. Based on who you think is the best looking in terms of design. No ties, no “if X character was in Y style.”

Marshall

Roberto

Finn

Noah

Tai

I think I have a type- tall, dark, handsome and/or tattooed 🤭💘

Honorable mentions: Will, Levi, Theo, Oliver, Rocco

This was hard!! Of course there’s so many boys I love, but I was trying to think of what my reaction was when I first saw their sprites. Sorry to my boyfriends who didn’t make the list, I still love you 🥺💗

Tagging for funsies @libelle949 @0shewrites0 @willkimurashat @beasartblog @tammyisobsessedwith

[crimswnred]

I've just gotten back home from work so I'm a little late to the party, however...

LITG SEASON 8: TEMPTING FATE — VOLUME 2: thoughts, concerns and prayers

first of all yesss more hair booooo paywall, fusebox get it together??? (at least they are pretty but again that's the bare minimum)

anyway, here's my girl with her new hair

why do all of the girls' nightwear look like I'm on a strip club and they're asking me if I want something to drink

it's so over for you Theo

honestly she's too good for him anyway

okay kiss challenge!!!! let me snog everyone

I don't want any more of that "peck" crap we want FULL ON SNOGS, TONGUE AND CHAOS

Jin: "Nap, then results?" Hamish would be so proud of him

okay, so you rate me EIGHT just so I feel like I have to pay to have one extra kiss, your game is a dirty as ever Fusebox

date time!!!! going with Jin ❤️

LMAO Jack is kinda funny

so sad to see a baddie doing too much to keep a man in love island 💔 Luna I'm so sorry you didn't deserve it your only crime was being coupled up with the one guy I want

oh. so about the terrace scene...

first of all, super sweet gem scene. it seemed like a super important one for it to be a gem scene though. so idk I'm a bit lost.

Jin is a walking red flag 😭 this boy is soooo gonna flip on me when the next hot girl shows up!! but let's enjoy the ride

and Luna... girl... was it ever that serious?

the award for worst outfit design goes to 👇

and the one for BEST outfit design goes to 👇

like wow wowza mmmhmm yeah! this man is hot hot HOT 🔥🔥🔥

I had to kiss him HE IS SO FINEEEEEEEEEEE

oh, Jack is kinda sweet... if he looked more like Lewie/Alex he would be favourite boy of the season for sureeee

keep the compliments coming, darling

I had to kiss him too. you know, to be polite.

but it was just a peck, tho

okay, NOW JIN!!!

having a spicy conversation with the guy I want to fuck and his currently girl isn't how I planned to spend my afternoon but here we go

"You're adventurous. You're fun to be around. And you'd make every sight even more beautiful", "Okay. Where's the punch line?", "There isn't one :)" OKAY GAG ME WITH THE WRITING

FUNNY BOY WHO'S A HISYORY NERD? OH OKAY!!!! BIG T??? NO IT'S BIG J!!!!!! JIMOTHY!!!

lmao Sophie mixing the boys up she's so me

Claudia is a real one let me tell you that

she's nice, she doesn't force herself upon us, she's polite, she give us all the tea, and she even help us to graft on the boys behind their girls' backs. like, THAT'S MY GIRL

and if Theo doesn't step up she will DEFINITELY be mine

TIME TO PICK MY BOY LET'S GOOOOOOOO

so sad to see Luna go, I really like her :/

lmao???????????

I TAKE BACK EVERY GOOD THING I SAID ABOUT JACK WTFFFF 😭😭😭😭

he was so out of pocket ?? what's your deal man, are you jealous I picked Jin instead of you? we kissed ONCE. be sooooooooo for real rn

okay Sophie you can join your boy in this bullshit he still cheated on you with me when you weren't looking (and he probably would do it again)

no. I won't forgive you?? you were basically calling me a whore back then and now you are SORRY? don't say something you'll regret later that's not cute.

and he's supposed to be serious?

anyway, stressful night over. time to go to bed with my babygirl Jin

BITS BITS BITS BITS

29 gems to go all the way? what is this?

they could've make the scene a little longer but they have gotten way better ever since the writers dropped the word crescendo

MR TYLER WHO ARE YOU?

still not 100% sure if I'm going with Jin or Oakley but I'm leaning towards Jin, I'm not gonna lie 😁 I did some stuff that will fuck me over on movie night if fusebox finally learnt how to code (which they prolly didn't so I guess I'm safe)

I really enjoyed this episode except for the part when Jack and Sophie went full on villain mode but if the narrative made sense all of the time it wouldn't be LITG, right?

anyway, let's see what this Tyler guy is about... see you all next week 🫶

[cxhleel108]

LITG S8 Thots for this week: How eventful…

• Sienna don’t be mad cuz you decided to spread them legs for Jin and people found out. Be sneakier next time💁🏽‍♀️

• Outfit time!

• This a little too prom for me no shade.

• Gorgeous! Stunning! Magnificent!

• Not Oakley just wanted to check on us. The rest of you boys gon have to step your game up Idk what else to say atp.

• Jin kinda evil omggg why he lie to them bitches for no reason???

• OH NO HE DID KISS SIENNA NOW WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER😱😱😱😱😱

• Yeah you are high on my list Liam…my hit list.

• Wait she’s cutesyyyyy!

• Hazel real lucky I like her cuz I coulda just aired her tea out just now.

• Exactly! So glad you get it now😁

• Here Theo go admitting he has a crush on me yet again…are we still supposed to gag at this?

• And I’m annoyed because of the both of you so how about you either grow up or break up!

• GUYS PLEASE STOP MAKING SHAWN PINE AFTER ME ITS ILLOGICAL AND ITS BECOMING VERY AGGRAVATING!

• Our clip was actually so meaningless help.

• Liam unless you want me, me, me to get Oakley to break you, you, you in half I suggest you shut it!

• Why do y’all want me to help you pick who to get with??? Why???

• FINALLY MY SUFFERING ENDS!!!

• Wow every couple here really sucks except us LMAOOOO.

• I love Bea but I really cannot feel bad for her when she complains about Liam. Girl you brought that sorry ass nigga in here like what😭😭😭 Kyle was right there.

• Aww chin up Sie-monster! I’m sure one of the demons in Hell are ready and willing to give you the love and devotion you need😊

• Outfit time!

• This the first sleepwear we’ve gotten that ain’t just a lace bra and coochie cutter thong I’m cryinggg.

• Ain’t no way Liam just creamed all over me and Oakley…sorry my intrusive thoughts made me type that😭😭😭

• You telling me this bitch heard the shower running, obviously indicating someone was in here, and then just decided to walk in…ok.

• Girl why she mad when she the one that walked in on me and my nigga fucking😭

• Hazel…not Liam…no girl you better than this!

• Claudia and Hazel look so damn good in their heart-rate challenge outfits my gawd! Thick thighs DO save lives😩😩😩

• Outfit time!

• Wish I could BEEEEEEEEEEEEE…part of your woooooorrrlllddd!

• Yeah this clears the mermaid fit I’m sorry.

• Hari had to watch Hazel give all her attention to Liam of all people ooouuu I know he wanna kill himself now.

• Damn not only is she not pretty but she also stupid, bless her heart.

• Jin’s football outfit made my 🐱 jump a lil bit jrkslashdhdkd sorry.

• I just busted out laughing.

• Exactly what I asked for😈

• I’m so glad we got to redo our dance cuz we ain’t get freaky like I wanted the first time.

• He mid as hell I’m sorry likekfjfjsksmak. This the best y’all could come up with for the last bombshell?

• Liam at this point just start fucking the boys sis cuz this the 3rd time you done did some sus shit.

• Oh lord I’m so tired of these anticlimactic ass cliffhangers. We already know ain’t no other bitch in here raised our partner’s heartbeat but us, stop playing!

[mrs-toohot]

Ryder, decoded

So the THTH writers apparently googled “Australian slang” and went copy/paste into his dialogue with absolutely no concept of what any of it means or how commonly it’s used.

So, as your resident Australian, I’m going to translate for you.

Below, you’ll find the examples I found so far, a translation, and a rating out of ten for how commonly it’s used / how accurate the slang is.

Disclaimer: I am born and raised Aussie. My ancestors were convicts. And while I do live in a major city, I grew up in the most country of country towns; population 847. So I am fluent in Aussie.

So without further ado:

Buggers.

If you look up the word buggers you’ll find it’s short for buggery which is the act of engaging in anal sex. But it’s not really used that way any more. I would never use “sexy buggers” that’s kinda weird. It’s only ever used these days as a light-hearted term, such as “cheeky bugger”(usually said with a hair ruffle). Alternatively, you can say someone’s “playing silly buggers” which means they’re messing around/being silly.

Accuracy of usage: 6/10

True-blue.

I see this and I think of this song which I believe they may have played at Steve Irwin’s funeral. It’s basically the same as “proper” or “right” for the Brits. Interchange with “verifiable”. Is entirely a stereotype and wouldn’t even be used ironically these days. In its place, we would use “fuckin’”. The only time this word is used is when you’re describing someone as “he’s a true-blue Aussie battler” (he’s very Australian)

Accuracy of usage: 1/10

Sheilas & blokes.

No. Absolutely not. Sheilas 🤢 is a way of describing a group of girls, but it’s very outdated. You could still call a guy a bloke, but it’s not interchangeable with “guy”. A bloke is specifically very traditionally Aussie & masculine, and you’d almost be more likely to use it as an adjective (I.e. “he’s a bit blokey”). I’ll be honest, you want someone who’s “blokey”, think “Gary from LITG”.

Accuracy of usage: 1/10 and 4/10 respectively

Ripper

Means ‘great’. And unless it’s in relation to specifically calling someone else a ‘ripper legend’ (shortened to ‘ripper ledge’) it’s not used commonly whatsoever.

Accuracy of usage: 2/10

Bonzer

No. Absolutely not. Never in a million years would bonzer be used today. It also means ‘great’ but this can’t even be used ironically. Even in the deep dark depths of country western NSW, using this word will get you looked at weird.

Accuracy of usage: -10/10

Crikey

Sorry to disappoint, but this one’s also a no. It means essentially ���wow”. The only time we’d use this is to amuse internationals. We associate this word with ol’ mate Steve as much as you do.

RIP buddy 🪦

Accuracy of usage: 2/10

Fair dinkum & arvo

You’d ask if something was ‘fair dinkum’ if you were questioning if the aforementioned statement was true, or you were trying to figure out if someone was for real. “I’m Spider-Man”, “oh, fair dinkum?” It is… not common. Very outdated and only your countriest of the country boys would use it (and only if they’re 60+)

Now- ARVO- this is a different story. I use arvo EVERY DAY. It is short for afternoon and I don’t remember the last time I used the full word. “What’re you doin s’arvo?” Absolutely used every single day.

Accuracy of usage: 3/10 and 10/10

Have a squiz and take a gander

Both mean the same thing: take a look. Do not ask me where they come from but welcome to Australia. I have definitely said “give us a squiz” or “I’ll take a squiz” lol. The latter is still said but only by much older people. A funnier version ( only said ironically) is ‘have a captain cook’ (rhyming slang for ‘have a look’)

Accuracy of usage: 9/10 and 7/10

Have a yarn

Means ‘have a chat’, ‘talk’, or ‘shooting the shit’. This is actually really commonly used by indigenous Australians, and ‘yarning’ culture is really crucial and involves a cuppa tea 😁 I liked seeing this one pop up.

Accuracy of usage: 10/10

Possible upcoming slang:

Yeah, nah: No

Nah, yeah: Yes

Have a root: Sex

Pull your head in: Calm down, get it together, wisen up

Ta: thank you

Sweet as: sounds good

Righto/Righteo: alright

No worries: not a problem, that’s okay. Often said in conjunction with ‘she’ll be right’

No wukkas: no worries, short for “no wukkin furries” which is an intentional mispronunciation of “no fuckin’ worries”.

Bloody oath: bloody hell/Fuckin’ hell

Ocker/yobbo: super Aussie guy, see “bloke”. Specifically very country.

Drongo: forbidden phrase. Never used ever. Means an idiot/dork. If they use this I quit.

Flamin’ galah: said ironically, very funny. Said seriously, no.

Dropkick: super common. Similar to derro or deadshit. A loser, someone who is going nowhere in life.

Derro/deadshit: derro is short for derelict. Someone who bums cigarettes at the train station. Wears thongs (flipflops) everywhere even in winter.

Bum: (verb) to bum sth: to beg for/ ask for / grift for. “Can I bum a smoke off ya” (often followed by “I’ll pay you back”)

Let’s see what gems they come out with this week, shall we?

[mkiss723]

LItG S8 Vol. XI

This one is long! 😘

More gossip?! Of course I want to know it all duh!

Jin grabbing me for a chat before the movie night was good. Got to hear him out. I’m glad he’s being respectful of Sienna but I wish she could get it through her thick skull that he’s just not that into her.

Movie night!

I feel so bad for Bea. She is so sweet and he is such an ass. But she is the one who chose to bring him back over the others when we tried to warn her so… 🤷‍♀️

Oops there I go again, spilling tea I’ve heard… 😏

And I do believe Jin but he also could have been a bit more clear so I do get where she’s coming from. A little bit… I did like getting to rub it in Sienna’s face though 😝

Paying gems to watch Liam fail miserably with Claudia was totally worth it! 🤣

Ugh Emel and Oakley are super irritating at this point. Hypocrites both of them! 🙄

Both Jin and Max’s clips were both super cute and choosing between them is getting harder by the episode! I still love Jin though!! But Max is so tempting 😉

My clip was so nice and tame… this time round. (I’ve seen some other scenarios of what plays if you’re not loyal and oh boy! 🫣)

Not sure how I feel about Theo and Hari talking about me too in their clips. I feel bad for the other girls. I’ve never once flirted with either one…

The boys recoupling was fine. Went pretty much the way I figured it would. OG LI picked us (yay for us loyal girlies!!) and then our Casa LI picked Sienna (yuck) and I’m not sure how I feel about that since I like him too… would have been interesting if Oakley was able to choose Sienna and then have the rest of the couples all mixed up 😅

This is the one time I will thank Liam because… Holy… Moly… that shower scene was 🥵 I’m seriously enjoying the newer spicy scenes. They are much better this season! All ways are hot so play them alllll! The pinning the hands up against the wall is sooooo up my ally I can’t handle it 🫠

Dammit Sienna… just had to ruin it there didn’t you? Though I’m not sure why it would be a secret if you’re coupled with the person you’re caught with. Oh no! You caught me getting busy with the guy I’m coupled up with and have been keen on the whole time! What will everyone think? 🥱

Heart Rate Challenge Time!!!

So excited for this HOWEVER the outfit choices are awful! I am so disappointed in the options for MC! Why the awful bright iridescent colors?! What happened to our choices compared to the other girls?? I would literally have taken any one of those over our choices! Ours are so tacky and cheap looking! The mermaid isn’t sexy AT ALL and the cowgirl literally hurts my eyes AND the hat/collar don’t sit right on MC’s body and hair! 😤 The other girls get such cute outfits - especially Bea and Emel…

Anyways, back to the challenge! I do enjoy this one but seeing Sienna all over my Casa boy was hard to watch even though I’m with Jin. I wish we could choose to dance a little bit for everyone like Claudia did instead of all one person. I want to raise as many heart rates as I can!! 🤣

Hazel liking Liam is sad. Poor girl. Oh well she’s been warned too. Bit of a hypocrite with Emel though (shocker!) calling out Hari for not dancing with Hazel but Hazel chose Liam to dance all over and nothing was said to her… I hate double standards.

Not sure how I feel about the Viking outfits… like I like that each boy’s version is a bit different, but the hats sit really weird on their heads. Definitely not a fan of the caveman one on Jin, doesn’t show enough! Max’s superhero is so cute! He can save me any day! Also, he gets bonus points for having pop as his song type because that is what I picked as my favorite! And I’m a fan of Indiana Jones so that was a good one too! But the guys outfits are pretty cute this season! Overall two thumbs up for the boys 👍👍

And of course Liam is a jester… 🙄

I wonder how the results will go… if either Jin or Max gets their heart rate raised most by Sienna then I’m gonna be upset. I know I can’t have both in the same playthrough, but they’re both still mine!! 😅

I really hope the new bombshell doesn’t pick me. Please go for anyone else but me. I am finally back with Jin and I don’t want to ruin that! Also, I’m not a fan of his face so that doesn’t help! lol I guess we shall see what happens next week.

This time it isn’t as bad to wait like the past few weeks have been so that’s good… or is it bad? 🤔

[longbobmckenzie]

I've written for Bobby, Henrik, Lucas, Levi, and more! Mostly S2 with some S1 and S6 sprinkled in (and a few fics featuring S3 characters in minor roles). Bobby is heavily featured since I had a lot of ideas for him, but I think I've retired from him now!

Under the Influence - A series of fics featuring my OC Josie, including 2 full-length villa fics (one complete, one in progress) and multiple oneshots. Some of these are alternate timelines.

Whiskey & Scotch | Bobby x MC | Explicit - the OG. A slow burn villa fic that takes canon and twists it to create a fresh new story. Ranks 3rd in the fandom in kudos! Complete, 230k

One for the Road | Bobby x MC | Mature - a post-villa oneshot set around Christmas after W&S

On the Rocks | Bobby x MC x Lucas | Explicit - an in-villa threesome in an alternate universe. Explicit

Another Round | Bobby x MC x m!OC | Explicit - sequel to On the Rocks, also a threesome, this time featuring a male OC. Explicit

Worth a Shot | Lucas x MC | Explicit - a separate alternate timeline, in which Josie picks Lucas over Bobby. Explicit/Mature

Whiskey & Wildflowers | Henrik x MC | Explicit - alternate timeline villa fic with Henrik as endgame instead of Bobby. plenty of changes to the original but still the same basic storyline

The Adventures of Long Bob McKenzie - pirate!Bobby, anyone? These are all complete and all rated Explicit. The first 2 are short chaptered fics.

Edge of the World - inspired by the boys' pirate chat at dinner, a swashbuckling tale of adventure and romance

Sails on the Horizon - a sequel with a new villain, new adventure

Dead Men Tell No Tales - a oneshot set in between the events of EOTW and SOTH

Fix Me - a series of 4 fix-it fits for various S6 scenes featuring Roberto as the love interest. 3 are with the same MC, the other is unrelated

Convince Me | Roberto x MC | Explicit - A steamy hot tub date gets even steamier

Join Me | Roberto x MC | Explicit - A rewrite of the recoupling when Elliot steals MC, and the daybeds scene with Roberto

Choose Me | Roberto x MC | Teen - A Stick/Twist ceremony rewrite

Love Me | Roberto x MC | Mature - A rewrite of the terrace date

These are all chaptered fics ranging from ~20k to ~120k words...

cashmere & cocoa | Henrik x MC | Explicit - a short, smutty chaptered fic in which MC finds shelter in a snowstorm at Henrik's cabin. Henrik x MC, Explicit

not the only one | Henrik x MC | Mature - a truncated villa fic starting with the aftermath of the disaster recoupling. Henrik x MC, Mature

it's just a crush | Bobby x MC | Mature - a slow burn Bobby AU in which Gary's younger sister has a crush on Bobby for years. Bobby x MC, Mature

Bobby, meet Lucas | Bobby x Lucas | Explicit - an in-villa fic in which Bobby's got it bad for Lucas, but Lucas can't stand him. Bobby x Lucas, Explicit

(Help) Wanted | Levi x MC | Mature - a short Levi AU in which he goes on the run for a murder he didn't commit

Amelia Can't Win (WIP)| Marshall x MC | Mature - After finding out the truth about Zeph, MC plans her revenge against her sister

Luc & Hen's Sexcellent Kinkventure (WIP) | Lucas x Henrik | Explicit - Kinktober 2023 fic in which Lucas and Henrik are porn actors who are also dating each other

Bobby

saving the best for last | Bobby x MC | Mature - basically what Bobby gets up to on a hoe route

first impressions | Bobby x MC | Mature - Bobby regency fic

lights, camera... love? | Bobby x MC | Explicit - pornstar Bobby falls for his scene partner

anatomy of a heartbreak | Bobby x Lucas | Mature - Bobby has a crush on Professor Koh

Henrik

under my skin | Henrik x Bobby | Mature - Henrik's in love with Lucas, who's dating Bobby. Bobby is a little shit. Lucas forces the two of them to spend a weekend together...

one last good thing | Henrik x MC | Explicit - Henrik has a healing cock. don't ask.

When the Dead Come Knocking | Henrik x Lucas | Mature - LITG x The Walking Dead

doggy fashion | Henrik x Arjun | Explicit - Arjun and Henrik meet through their dogs (sorta?)

the stars shine bright | Henrik x MC | Mature - Henrik camping fluff

cocked and loaded | Henrik x Lucas | Mature - Henrik/Lucas forbidden romance mafia AU

kaleidoscope | Henrik x MC, Lucas x MC | Mature - MC meets her soulmate... days before she's supposed to marry his best friend

Other

someone like me | Lucas x MC | Teen - Friends to lovers

the lengths we go to | Mature - MC plans to win and steal the money

regrets | Teen - Rohan regrets not confessing his feelings

Jo & Tim & Blake & Rohan | Explicit - bang-or-die foursome. don't ask

dewey decimal system | Noah x MC | Explicit - Library smut

Wings of Fate | Roberto x MC | Teen - Fake Dating/Childhood friends reunited

work for it | Marshall x MC | Explicit - one night stand

dream hunter | Song of the Crimson Nile | Titian x Eva | Explicit

things you said when you were drunk Magnus x Josie | Bobby x Josie | Bobby x Scarlet

things you said after you kissed me - Bobby x Lucas

things you didn't say at all - Lucas x Josie

things I wish you'd said - Lucas x Josie

things you said over the phone - Magnus x Josie

things you whispered in my ear - Bobby x Magnus

things you said through your teeth - Henrik & Magnus

“I’ll keep coming back for as long as you want me to.” - Bobby x MC

“Stop being so hot, please.” - Bobby x MC

“I love you, but I love her more.” - Bobby x Lucas

[hopeshoodie]

Media I would put LITG islanders into in an AU where they weren't LITG characters:

Hope: I would still cast her in a reality TV dating show, but I would make it the Bachelorette. Her experience would've been radically different if instead of Love Island's premise (which challenges her more insecure, territorial and angry parts) she's instead uplifted. She has the right decisiveness, confidence, accolades, and attractiveness to be a Bachelorette, but I think putting her in a power position is a way for her to be much more endearing to the audience. Watching her take no shit from the men, enjoy herself, and ultimately work through her commitment issues in a more positive environment 😚👌

Henrik: a kids TV show on like PBS where he just excitedly shares geology and nature facts for 20 minutes. Think the Kratt Brothers or Zoboomafoo.

Rahim: a lifetime drama/romance movie or Bridgerton or some similar bodice ripper. He just has the romantic temperament, uptightness, and interiority where the audience can project onto him that makes him perfect to be the main love interest in a steamy drama/romace.

Gary: I can only see him as a sports commentator lmfao. Or maybe on one of those car shows where they talk about different cars or rig them to go super fast and then Gary would be the dude they cut to in order for his reaction to just be "😯whoaaaa". Or a commentator on WipeOut lmfao.

Hannah: a memoir or self help book that literally no one reads and if you do try to read it you realize the author is just like... having basic realizations about life, the world, and identity and thinking that they're mind-shattering. Like "when I'm overwhelmed I like to imagine that everyone else is overwhelmed too! Here's a story about how I was standing in a line and realized everyone else was a person with interiority too-"

Bobby: either a rom-com movie or a preschool children's TV show ala yo gabba gabba. I think Bobby fits well into the standard 'boy pines for girl, girl realizes she likes him, boy messes up, boy does big gesture to reconcile, then happy ending' rom-com format. But I also think he would thrive being loud, nonsensical, and childish in a controlled way that TV shows for babies are. Like one step below Steve from Blueclues but a step about being a Boobah.

Marisol: she's an under qualified interviewee in a documentary For Sure. Maybe she was taken out of context/tricked, but it's definitely a documentary like "diagnosing a famous person with a personality disorder" or "this true crime that we're going to go full conspiracy theory on even though the simplest answer is likely correct" and she's there giving credence to that. Her title is simply 'Marisol: Psychology Expert' or 'Researcher'.

Rocco: a travel show initially pitched and produced by some smaller, less popular TV channel like TruTV or Scify and got nearly no ratings so was cancelled after the first season. But then Rocco pivots and does the same thing but for a low budget on his YouTube channel, and people like it because the travel part is generic but his constant factual errors, mispronouncing words, being a general nuisance, and misinterpreting people around him is funny to watch in compilations.

Noah: a post apocalyptic teen drama novel where he's the hot leader of the group that the self insert main character who Isn't Like Other Girls initially has conflict with him because she's a renegade and doesn't follow the rules and he's the voice of reason. They have a screaming match where she accuses him of never committing to action and he yells that she nearly got his friends killed. Then they kiss and 14 year old me thinks about it for 3 days until I find an identical book.

[ariendiel]

|| NOAH x MC || IN VILLA AND POST VILLA || RATED E ||

Finally getting what feels like their happily ever after, it's time for Noah and Inès to settle back into real life. All while also looking back at the events that happened in the villa, reliving the events as they happen on screen – both good and bad – while also moving on, together.

Link to ao3 — Tag — References 1 — References 2 — Book Cover

|| ABOUT NOAH || ABOUT INÈS ||

About Noah — 10 Songs I associate with Noah — Noah fluff alphabet

About Inès — 10 Songs I associate with Inès — Inès alphabet tag — Inès moodboard — Her closet — Noah x Inès doodle

|| NOAH x MC || TTT SEQUEL || RATED M || COMPLETE ||

Recently married, and having bought the house of their dreams, Noah and Inès finally feel ready to start their own family. However, as always, things rarely work out exactly as planned.

Link to ao3 — Tag

|| NOAH x MC || REGENCY ERA AU || RATED M ||

Miss Adaline Chalcraft is the graceful but headstrong botany teacher at Rosehill House - an old and distinguised boarding school for gifted young ladies in Regency England. As a rare sanctuary for women, it is a place that has long prided itself on the poise and spinsterhood of its staff. Now however, change is arriving in the form of the new librarian, and a man at that...

Link to ao3 — Link to wattpad — Tag — Playlist — About Adaline — About Noah — Art by Sara — Commissioned art by Becky

|| IN VILLA || ALTERNATIVE SCENARIOS || RATED T ||

A collection of one shots for alternative in-villa scenarios, largely focused around Noah and what might have been. A perpetual work in progress, and open for others to contribute to.

Link to ao3 — What if he knew? — One last time ~ What if he took the Money? — What if he had to choose?

|| POST VILLA || WRITING PROMPTS || ALL RATINGS ||

Answered writing prompts, mainly for Noah but also for other Islanders. My inbox is as always open for more prompts and writing requests.

Tag — A mix of everything prompt list

1. Noah x Inès — 2. Noah x Inès — 3. Noah x Inès — 4. Noah & Jake — 5. Lucas x MC — 6. Noah x MC

|| ANSWERED NOAH ASKS || HEADCANONS || MISC ||

My collection of answered asks on anything regarding Noah specifically, including headcanons, edits and more. I am always happy to receive Noah asks, prompts, thoughts, and questions from any and all of you.

Noah character analysis — Noah route certificate — Current faceclaim — Noah’s birthday and zodiac — Noah au ideas — Noah’s internet search history — Noah's red flags — Noah and grasshoppers

Noah's reading recommendations — Wildest things he’s done

My guide to a nice Noah route (no guarantees)

|| LIFE WITH NOAH ||

What would happen outside the villa? — Noah as a boyfriend — Jealousy headcanons — Being his girlfriend — His home aesthetic — If someone were hitting on mc — What would he do if mc received hate? — Long distance headcanons — Reaction to an unexpected pregnancy

Does he enjoy teasing? — What is he into in bed... — Noah's turn ons

|| IN THE VILLA ||

Why he switched on mc but not Priya — Why he expected mc to take the money — What if Hope never coupled with him? — How nope did post villa — How he felt watching the show — Noah on day 21 — Noah's reaction to mc doing bits

|| EVERYTHING ELSE LITG || HEADCANONS || MISC ||

All other asks and posts about everything else litg related. Including all other characters, various headcanons, ideas and thoughts.

Boys headcanons — Girls headcanons — Boys bad qualities — Girls bad qualities — More bad qualities in the boys — Surname headcanons — Boys body counts — Girls body counts

LI’s star signs — LI’s longest relationships — Meeting the LI's family — When LIs fell in love

How do the Islanders vote? — What scents would the boys wear? — What scents would the girls wear? — How do the girls cope when sad? — How do the boys cope when sad? — Who would they dress up as? — How do the Islanders celebrate the holidays?

|| CHARACTER SPECIFIC HEADCANONS ||

Friendship and relationship headcanons masterpost

Marisol au ideas — Gary au ideas — Lucas au ideas — Carl au ideas

Girls tumblr theme ideas

|| EVERYTHING ELSE LITG ||

LITG characters in different eras — LITG character playlists — LITG characters as Cazy Ex-Girlfriend songs — LITG characters and their Hogwarts houses — LITG characters as musical theatre — LITG characters as fairytales — LITG characters and the magnus archives

NSFW EDITS

[willkimurashat]

I absolutely love tag games, so here’s a compilation of everything I’ve been tagged in! :) (+ things I don’t want to get lost lol!)

S4 Islanders’ Styles & Aesthetics

Songs For My LI’s

Get to Know Me Tag

S5 MC Application

This or That: Fanfic Tropes

Stuck With You Tag

Favorite Films in Gifs

Favorite Shows in Gifs

My Top 15 Songs

MC Using Encanto Creator

LITG x Eurovision Headcanons

This or That: Random

Will the Cutie Patootie [pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3]

Rating s5

LITG Fandom Bingo

Character AI Chats [Will | Bobby | Dylan | Eddie | Johnny]

LITG x ATLA Universe: Islanders as Benders/Non-Benders

LITG x Cats the Musical

LITG x The Great Bug Race of 2023

Last Line You Wrote

Picrew Tag

Barbie Island [pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3]

Handwriting Tag Game

Tag Game Tuesday

Ridiculous Head Gear Collection

S6 Islander Hot Takes [pt. 1 | pt. 2]

Andy the Cutie Patootie [pt. 1 | pt. 2]

Andy the Snarky Boy [pt. 1]

Rating s6

This or That + Favorites Tag Game

Tag Games

Last Sentence Tag Game

The funniest thing to ever happen to me

[dreamydarkblue]

from a daybed to a forest

|litg, carl x mc|

rating: T

word count: 967

tagging: @lasswithumor (let me know if you'd like to be tagged)

notes: hi, it's me again. this one is about one of my favourite characters from litg. i was always scared of writing already established characters, and honestly i still am. but after @lasswithumor encouraged me, i thought i'd give it a try. i hope you like it! Oh, and for music suggestion, probably something that resonates with Carl in your head.

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Stupid.

He was stupid.

What did he think, that she was going to jump into his arms and never let go? Maybe the part that actually made him feel stupid was him wanting to do that.

It hurt. It hurt and he didn't know what to do. He couldn't be like the other guys, he couldn't be as straightforward, couldn't be as poetic, couldn't be as dashing. Honest would have to suffice if she would accept it, but he couldn't even manage to do that.

Honest would be taking her hand in his and telling her how she felt like the sunrise after a long night. It would be telling her that she sounds like all of his favorite songs combined, telling her that she looked like the beauty everyone talked about in the books. Telling her that sitting on a chair with a small table next to it to entertain people and talking with her even for the smallest amount sounded like a dream come true.

That's why he decided to fill the form in and attend the show. Maybe he could tempt fate and maybe she would be the same. Melting under a gaze that wasn't even meant for him.

He needed to ask her. This was not the time to doubt himself when the future could look so bright.

But he hated how sweaty his hands got. He hated how he fiddled with his fingers. He hated how uncontrollable it felt. He hated how he was going to probably share a bed with someone other than her.

Laying down on the daybeds, he actually wanted to cry because all of his efforts were going to waste. She was probably out there getting swept away by the other dudes while he was sulking here.

Then he heard the sound of high heels approaching him. Wait, who was it? Could it be her? How? Did God take pity on him finally?

"Hey..." oh, okay he definitely wasn't dreaming. Huh. Alright. That's good. It was marvelous, spectacular, amazing even. Wonderful, he just needed to slow down his thoughts, and his heartbeat, and speak as if he didn't spend the last hour thinking about her. And everything would be under control.

"Carl?... Am I interrupting something? Should I go?..."

Oh no, he was just staring at her for the last minute or so. Ok Carl, don't mess this up. Breathe in and breathe out.

"H-hey, sorry, was in my head a bit there."

"It's okay," she said as she smiled, making his "already a mess" nerves become a dumpster fire." I wanted to talk a bit, can I sit?" She gestured next to him. "Of course... what, um, what did you want to talk about?" Thousand questions swirling in his head and making him dizzy. It really couldn't be what he thought, right?

"Well, Hope and I were talking. You know, about tonight. So, I wanted to ask you if you'd like to share a bed with me."...

...Oh god, he must be looking so stupid right now. Say something, please.

"I would love that. Yeah. Thank you. Actually... I-". Was he really going to do this?

He always knew what to do when the codes didn't work. He could always go on steady and confident when he collected data and did some research. But when it came to relationships -or more specifically her- his mind would stop functioning properly. Should he break the silence he just created? Or leave it be and hope for her to understand him. God, she was going to think he was really dumb and maybe she would be right.

"I actually wanted to ask you something too." Oh, he was doing this. 

"Oh really, what were you gonna ask?" Yeah, what was he going to ask? He couldn't dump his feelings on her the moment she got a little close. Maybe simple and easy was his best option.

"What do you think about us? Or sorry, actually, do you think there is something here, between us?"

Did you dream too?

Did you get lost in my eyes?

Did you think about my lips and how they would taste?

"It's still early days but... I feel like there is something between us that I can't quite put a name on. It feels electrifying and exciting. I am willing to give that a chance and see how it turns out" 

Would you fall down the rabbit hole with me?

Could you wander carelessly and just take a chance?

If things didn't turn out the way they were supposed to, would you still be there?

They looked into each other's eyes. A mysterious forest and the trees inside it. Were their feelings too fast, too deep, too soon? Would they regret bearing their souls out in the open? He averted his eyes away. Now he was scared. How could he not be? She looked into his eyes with a promise and he didn't know how to feel. When things were out of the daydream phase and it got serious, he would just want to run away. This was a mistake, he shouldn't have come here. He shouldn't have thought of fairytales and believed them to be true.

And then her hand on his. So warm and calming. As if she knew what was going on in his head and wanted to help.

Without a care, she went in. Making the moment a memory to hold on to. He wrote little notes on the back of the photo. Printed out, in an album. Tucked away in a box that held his favorites. She was tattooing it on his heart.

Foreheads against each other, hands intertwined, blushing like teenagers again. Who would have thought the city boy would be found next to the trees in the forest?

[ravenadottir]

Would you want Litg All Stars? If so who would you like to appear back? And what would would you like to happen?

Oh, babe, you just read my mind! I've been daydreaming about this all day.

A thirsty playthrough with the following OG, on day one:

Talia, Allegra, Priya, Shannon, Hope, Blake

Gary, Lucas, Graham, Tai, Seb, Tim

My All Star season would be dramatic, thicc, sexy and fun. MC would come in, later, on day two, in the afternoon, in the middle of a kissing challenge. Graham and Gary would bicker, Lucas would roll eyes at Tim, but then learn how to love him and be protective. Allegra and Blake would get INTO IT, but that could be leading up to an "enemies-to-lovers" situation. Talia and Priya would be GLAMOROUS and close friends, besides having Chelsea's back like she's a little sister. Hope would be a good friend, regardless, and i want some redemption for her, hence why she’s here! Tai, Graham and Gary would have a gym crew, LIKE WE DESERVED, and Tai would constantly separate the other two whenever they get too “bickery”. Seb and Gary would have a lovely friendship since both got a little unlucky last time. (Yes, I'm throwing shade for not having Seb). Plus, manbun would have both styles, hair down and bun.

Bombshells:

Chelsea and Rohan

Mason and Elladine (because they don’t have enough space and personality and they deserve it)

Twenty two episodes, three chapters each, portraying a seven-week show, Casa Amor after two weeks with the following cast: 

Lucy, Erikah, Lottie, Viv, Iona

Henrik, Ibrahim, Kassam, Camilo, Bobby (the lines Rahim would throw around would be shamelessly corny and funny, Bobby would have his back and imagine Camilo and 

Last bombshell: Jake.

Challenges: Two truths and a lie, Shaken and Stirred (read something someone said about you and throw a drink on the face of the person you guess said it), slime, kiss and tell, Fireman to the rescue, heart race challenge (with costumes), couple trouble, rate the kiss (the boys form a line and can't see who they're kissing. They rate it from one to ten).

First dumping within five days, and that's based on the public vote.

Finale would be decided based on your conduct throughout the game, and you know what that means.

[kittidot]

End of Year Favs 2020

Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 8 (ish) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome work!

Thank you for the tag @bobasheebaby ! I’ve loved discovering your beautiful writing this year and can’t wait to see where 2021 takes our prison boy.

So here are my 8 favourite personal creations from the past year (next post will probably be the 8000 favourite creations from other people).

1. Buried Love (The Beta Version) - I love this writing project so much. I really hope to be able to work on it a lot over the next few months. It’s the first time I’ve really tried creating my own world and characters, and I absolutely love it. Writing an interactive story with branching boils my brain at times...but in a good way! 

2. And while I’m on the subject of Buried Love....this Alex Mood board is one of my favourite creations...everything about him makes me feel calm...which is a weird thing to say about a werewolf!

3. Leave Your Hat On - A little ficlet with LITG S3 Nicky doing the heart rate challenge - this was so much fun to write - I literally smiled the whole way through it (and...also...it helped with my Nicky angst...temporarily)

4. Ghoul Island - My LITG AU fic - aka my poor forgotten fic. 2021 will be the year I finish it...it will...I’m sure of it

5. Run! - a little Halloween ficlet featuring LITG S1 Allegra written for a prompt from the amazing @kiki-the-creator - I ended up so absorbed in writing this ...I always had a lot of love for Allegra and getting to write her in a spooky setting was so great...and I wouldn’t have ever thought of writing about her without the prompt

6. Last Days of Summer - a little LITG S2 Bobby ficlet. It’s on my list because I loved getting back to writing a little bit of Bobby’s character. I miss him...a lot. I kinda want to explore writing this little snapshot into a potential slowburn relationship a little more...

7. Eight Days a Week - yep, yep, yep - those Lovelink soldier boys reawakened my smut writing ...it’s been a lot of fun to write

8. Cowboys and Aliens - another Lovelink Soldier boy creation - this time a one-shot based on a prompt from the amazing @nerdferatum. I love it because it was fun to write and I now absolutely need to write a zombie-fuelled science boy and soldier boy cross-over. 

I’m going to tag some peeps to share your favourite creations - I live in constant awe of the art, writing and moodboards I see on my feed...so...be proud and show your talents some love...don’t feel pressured though and if you just want to share one of your creations that would be amazing as well! @nerdferatum @kingkassam @sunshinejihyun @kiki-the-creator @ariendiel @smaiihands @lucas-koh @therealityofthematteris 

[bobbyboops]

LITG Challenge #9

Rate All Islanders — One being “I’d marry the heck out of the guy” to “Automatic divorce, next.”

Season 1

1. Jake sweet cheeks Wilson- yes please

2. Tim- ily good morning

3. Rohan- I don’t know if we would have a romantic connection, but you deserved better!

10. Every other garbage boy from this season. Thank you and goodbye.

Season 2

1. Bobby- I don’t feel like this requires an explanation at all.

1. Kassam- I love my introverted music boy!

2. Henrik- as long as you don’t drag me up a mountain with you I’m in! You will have to cut your hair tho... Only one of us is allowed to have this haircut.

2. Noah- this is based off my own head canons of him, ignoring the joke that was his route. I choose not to see it haha. But on a non Noah route what I see I enjoy. He’s shy and sweet.

2. Ibrahim- again I’m choosing to ignore the clownery of his route and go off of his personality alone. I love me a shy sweet boy.

5. Gary- I just don’t have a romantic connection with garebear 🙈 he reminds me too much of my brother in law who’s been part of my family since I was 6 so gary just gives me big brother vibes! But he is a sweetheart and I love him as a friend!

5. Lucas- let’s face it you’re hot as hell, but I would be far too intimidated by you, and also you would get bored of me so fast! But I still love him.

5. Carl- I cant see him in a romantic light, but he is so sweet! And loveable! But I just can’t get over the e-boy looks haha 🤷🏼‍♀️

5. Graham- once again I think he’s great, but don’t see him in a romantic light. But I think we can all agree HE DESERVED BETTER THAN MARISOL.

7. Elijah, Arjun- never tried to romance either of them, so I don’t really know for sure? But I ship them together so it’s a no from me.

10. Jakub and Felix- just absolutely not.

Season 3 (based purely off looks)

So far white shirt and red shirt look ok? But we shall see!

Thanks @kingkassam for tagging me and creating this challenge! I’m tagging @slut-for-bobby-mckenzie @itsbobbymcbitch @thequeenchoices @bxllswrites

[shcynetopps]

LITG random question tag

So @bobbyboops​ tagged me in this a while ago and it took me ages to post it, i’m sorry for that, but here it isssss

when and what made you decide to make a litg blog? i don’t know if this applies to me since i’m not a full litg blog, but when i really like something i tend to incorporate it on my tumblr, so reblogging and talking about litg is part of life now

opinion on s3 art design? i don’t hate it that much, but also don’t love it 100%, i just think that if you’re going to give me a game with adult content you shouldn’t design your characters like they are 15/16 years old

do you watch any litg playthroughs? nop, never did that, although i might try and watch one that followed arjun’s path cause i’m curious about it but too lazy to do it

have you made any friends in the litg fandom? yes!! and everybody is so cute, caring and wonderful! i feel very lucky they are easy people to talk and they are very welcoming, like, even me, not  a full litg blog, was embraced really quick and i couldn’t be happier about it, special thanks to @thequeenchoices​ for introducing me the game

how many routes have you played, and who was your favorite? i only played henrik’s cause i’m too lazy to redo everything and i’m afraid to get bored of the game, anyway, i love his route, full of emotions and angst but i’m really curious about arjun’s route cause he was my second option, i might do it someday

who did you vote for to win mr. love island? i voted for gary, which is not common, i think?? but anyway, i liked him since henrik and glitter king was not an option, sometimes i think i should have gone with bobby too

underrated friendship? chelsea and priya i guess, i get the vibe they were good friends and don’t get much of a mention; noah and rahim get a little star here too

overrated friendship? lottie and hannah, for sure

favorite casa amor boy? arjun, who doesn’t like a dog lover??

least favorite girl? it’s between marisol and blake, hate them both, but i guess marisol cause we get to spend more time with her and see the bitch she is

least favorite boy? jakub’s face creeps me out, felix i won’t even talk about it, maybe it’s a tie between them

favorite story arc in the game? i like when gary tells mc about the nan situation and everything he’s been through when he was a kid, kinda reminded me of my brother and some situations that were real for him

between your li and you i like the heart rate challenge, when he steals the thing and you can have some fun

who should’ve been an li and wasn’t? graham!!! i still can’t believe it. he’s is my type 100% so i was sad and also shocked marisol got him. i really love henrik, but i’d have been much happier if i could get graham

how often did you use gems? a lot?? money wasting with games it’s a thing of mine heh

did you win? if so, did you keep the money or split it? yes, i won and also split it with henrik

do you have a favorite litg related meme? i have two! first one was given to me thanks to @bobbyboops​ and i really love it, i laugh everytime

and this one from @venueska​ which describes me

Feel free to do the challenge if you haven’t! I’m not gonna tag anyone cause I feel most people I know already have done it heheh

[thequeenofpixels]

LITG Challenge #9

I was tagged by the lovely @bobbyboops, thank you honey ♥♥♥

Rate All Islanders — One being “I’d marry the heck out of the guy” to “Automatic divorce, next.”

Season 1  

1- Levi - I miss my sweet guy ♥♥♥ 2- Rohan -  I’d really like I had the chance to be with him, he was chill and hadn’t any luck with the other girls. 3- Jake - I think he had everything to be the best character/LI in the season, he’s caring, he’s sweet, he’s supportive, but he only showing his interest in the ending was pretty snake to me. Since we say we like him in the beginning and he totally excuse himself and say he’s just our friend and in the end when we are attached to another LI, and he lets Cherry thinking he likes her just to say he likes MC.  10- Tim - he really annoyed me several times. 

Season 2 

1- Lucas - At first he was in second place for me, but after playing his route, he’s definitely number 1 now, he’s a bit of me - like they say hahaha. 2- Gary - I hate how he acts in the end when Hannh returns, but I love the guy, he’s sweet, he’s caring, and how he loves and recognizes how important his nan is in his life, is everything. 3- Henrik - He’s a sweet, puppy eyes boy! ♥ 4- Ibrahim - I tried his route out of curiosity, and I really liked him, he should be more appreciated! 5- Carl - he’s my nerd boy, such a sweetheart ♥  6- Graham - I wish he was a LI =‘(  13- Noah - Not only I don’t like the idea of his route, but his a hella rude with my mc. So, it’s a big NO. 

A big shout out to Talia, the best LI this game has! I wish I’d like girls, just to be with this crystal, perfectly written ♥♥♥ I’ll never ever understand how Fusebox created such a perfect LI like her in season1 and than created an disgusting LI like Marisol in season2. 

Tagging: @bxllswrites @thebobbyfish @ravennadottir @snesdudes @casa-bae 

[sysba]

rate the litg lis i dare you

season 1:

Talia

all the boys because they’re trash

season 2:

B O B B Y 

judge Bobby

Bobs

Mr Love Island

King of Boops

idk are there others????????

Jakub last because i’ve never seen someone so ugly. ik he’s not a li but he’s gotta be last.

(in all seriousness, I actually have no idea who the other love interests are? i’m pretty sure marisol, elisa, lucas and thor junior are, who are the others??? i was so focused on bobby idk who you can actually date lmfaooooo)

season 3:

Camilo. He made food. I don’t see how anyone could top that

everyone else