#literaly just boxed stuff

[llycaons]

hm I don’t think I love fics that mash the canons together too much. a little detail here and there is fine, but when you have significant scenes from both the drama and the novel, it just feels confused character-wise

[honey-skulls]

HUGE VENT

I'm sorry but i need to get this out, just please don't worry too much or take anything personally/gen

My routine these last two weeeks has been:

-Wake up at my 10 am alarm and spend the whole day in bed, mentally and physically exhausted, brain fog and no motivation for anything, only getting up to eat, having to wait for the "food time" hours to roll around that my therapist gave me because I'm not allowed to eat outside of those hours and if I'm hungry but missed the last food time then too bad, struggling to stay awake because again I'm not allowed to sleep out of the "sleep hours" she gave me and that includes naps, excitedly waiting for 21h30/22h to roll around so i can finally sleep

-Spend the evening mentally screaming in my mind because, while my body is still just as physically exhausted, my mind is suddenly sharp and full of ideas and motivation, but i'm still too tired to get up and draw

-Then spend midnight and onward rolling around in bed, hot and bored out of my mind because my physical tiredness also vanished, but i'm not allowed to get up and draw because it's "sleep hours" and i need to reschedule my body, and end up falling asleep at around 5 am

I'm totally not slowly loosing my mind 😃👍

Edit: Oh also the constant noise in my ears has gotten worse, i don't know what silence is anymore

Silence is actually worse than loud rooms

It's driving me insane

It's so loud

[frozenjokes]

After years of thinking... I finally want to know what is CUBGUY and his boyfriend's MBTI aka the 16 personalities

You’ve opened Pandora’s box with this one my man because I am a psych major that HATES personality tests however that did not stop me from taking the test three times (this one which I hate specifically because the commercialization of personality tests to measure worth is evil BECAUSE THEY DONT WORK. THEY ARE NOT A GOOD MEASURE OF PERSONALITY OR WORTH AND HAVING TO TAKE THIS FUCKING FOR LITERALY JOB APPLICATIONS INSTEAD OF IT JUST BEING A FUN THING TODO IN YOUR FREE TIME IS FUCKING AURYRHEUSHDHUDUSHDJSHSJAHSUSUSJ KILLING BITING MAIMING GRAGAGSHGEHWDGSHHS I HATE. HER.) anyway. I can be normal about this subject I promise.

normal elsa: haha hey guys! I took the personality test for my ocs! yippeee!!! from left to right we have Cub, Scar, and Grian. thanks for the ask! this was fun!

but it’s not about having fun is it

so anyway I took notes. So you may have noticed some things don’t look quite right here. I mean, Cub looks fine! That’s pretty accurate even! Scar too, look at him go! … wait a minute. Grian’s not nice!!!! Or poetic!!!!!!! Is altruism even real????????????? (It is and I feel strongly about this but altruistic as an adjective to describe a person i believe is doing a disservice to the definition because what they MEAN is ‘selfless’ not altruistic but while we’re on the topic of selflessness Grian is fucking NOT)

So why did this happen. I don’t really care that the personality test got someone wrong, but I am interested in Why that happened, and why a test like this will never get a character like Grian correct.

Put simply, the answer is that this test wants to make you Feel Good. Now, having fun isn’t a crime and oftentimes personality tests are there to have fun, but the danger of something like this is that the MBTI isn’t presented as a low stakes fun activity, it’s presented as fact. Look. This is you! This is a good, objective measure of your personality, aren’t you great? You’re awesome :)! Here’s a list of vague-enough sentiments that probably apply to you based on the questions we asked. Yippee! its a really clever and extremely affective trick.

While the little blurb for Scar describes him relatively well, nearly every description of his ‘personality’ besides extroversion read pretty inaccurately, and that’s because the focus is so positive. The thing is, Grian and Scar are largely very self serving people (/neutral tone). They are often more worried about themselves than others, they’re impulsive, and that’s not all they are, but it’s pretty impossible to get at someone’s actual personality without recognizing what makes people flawed.

The closest I think the MBTI test gets to probing at this idea of potential selfishness are questions that are meant to test thinking versus feeling. Do you consider someone’s sensitivities in if they conflict with reason? Are you more concerned with facts or emotion? Logos versus pathos. That kinda stuff. But ultimately the MBTI test doesn’t really care about selfishness, it doesn’t care about flaws, it just cares about making you feel good baybe! So these neutral questions don’t really come back in any meaningful way. The MBTI is concerned about making caricatures of people, not accurately measuring their personality and that Matters because its so often treated as scientific, at least good enough to be used in consideration for jobs and work and school and all sorts of stuff.

And I could go on but the problem with modern personality tests goes so so so much deeper, even in more controlled, more science oriented fields like psychiatry. The system for diagnosing personality disorders is somewhat similar to a personality tests are at the very least aided by them, falling on a straight lined spectrum of Openness, Consciousness, Extroversion, Agreeableness, and Neuroticism. But this system Sucks and everyone knows it sucks because comorbidity between clusters (A, B, C) of personality disorders is Insanely High. I wish I had the exact percentages, but I can’t quite find the information I’m looking for, but the point is that if the rate of comorbidity between different disorders is So High, how do you know these disorders are correctly defined at all? If a person more often than not has Disorder A and Disorder B at the same time, who’s to say they’re all that different at all? In general, a lot of the criteria for diagnosing a personality disorders is Really similar, so in general it’s a section of the DSM that needs a pretty massive overhaul.

I don’t envy personality psychologists man their job is Tough (and in my opinion, kind of impossible. there’s too many roadblocks in making an objective test. It is. Eugh.)

TLDR: the MBTI test is about as decisive as a fortune cookie and it literally can’t be anything more because then you would realize its lying to you. amen

[gnougnouss]

Ya know I feel like there's a shit ton of hyprocrisy going on when people compare RTD's writing and Moffat's on dw but nothing irks me more than when they say Moffat era made the doctor too important when he was portrayed as just a guy in RTD. Like. Are you fucking kidding me. Be for real.

In the GODDAMN first episode, one of the first thing we learn about the doctor is through Clive (rip) in that scene :

The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes, he's there. He brings the storm in his wake and he has one constant companion. ROSE: Who's that? CLIVE: Death.

So yeah the Doctor is a Legend. Next, in New Earth he is called "the lonely God". Very normal guy core.

It gets worse, who could forget this wonderful speech in The Family of Blood ?

LATIMER: Because it was waiting. And because I was so scared of the Doctor. JOAN: Why? LATIMER: Because I've seen him. He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. DOCTOR: Stop it. LATIMER: He's ancient and forever. He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe. DOCTOR: Stop it! I said stop it. LATIMER: And he's wonderful.

The Next one is by Steven Moffat but crucially still during 10s era so STILL part of how the doctor was characterised. RTD approved you might say.

DOCTOR: Don't play games with me. You just killed someone I liked. That is not a safe place to stand. I'm the Doctor, and you're in the biggest library in the universe. Look me up. (There is a pause, then the shadows withdraw.) ANITA: You have one day.

I added it because I saw people act as if the Eleventh Hour's resolution with a doctor boast was completly out of character and not something he literaly did one series before.

Ok now for the real silly, that scene in Last of the Time Lords where the power of PRAYER turned 10 young and hyper powerful. For real. Yeah like a sort of Space Jesus.

Bonus: that part in Voyage of the Damned when he flied with two angels lifting him like ok lmao.

Those were just the ones I could remember out of the top of my head but "just a guy" my entire fucking ass. Go rewatch that show.

I feel like Moffat is often accused of turning the doctor into too much of an incredibly powerful figure not because he did it more than RTD but because he discussed the trope and as such put a lot of attention on it . All of those I pointed out in RTD are played incredibly straight but in Moffat's era the doctor's legend is a problem. It's the plot of the s5 finale, he became so big his ennemies allied. It's the reason he gets called out in "A good man goes to war"

RIVER: This was exactly you. All this. All of it. You make them so afraid. When you began, all those years ago, sailing off to see the universe, did you ever think you'd become this? The man who can turn an army around at the mention of his name. Doctor. The word for healer and wise man throughout the universe. We get that word from you, you know. But if you carry on the way you are, what might that word come to mean? To the people of the Gamma Forests, the word Doctor means mighty warrior. How far you've come. And now they've taken a child, the child of your best friends, and they're going to turn her into a weapon just to bring you down. And all this, my love, in fear of you.

It continues in Asylum of the Daleks where Moffat tries to erase the doctor's legend and is concluded somewhat in s8 finale with the proposition that what the doctor actually is, is in fact an idiot.

DOCTOR: I really didn't know. I wasn't sure. You lose sight sometimes. Thank you! I am not a good man! I am not a bad man. I am not a hero. And I'm definitely not a president. And no, I'm not an officer. Do you know what I am? I am an idiot, with a box and a screwdriver. Just passing through, helping out, learning. I don't need an army. I never have, because I've got them. Always them. Because love, it's not an emotion. Love is a promise.

But nobody saying stuff like "Moffat made the doctor too important" ever watched Capaldi's era anyway so it's not like they would know.

[starryqueen-18]

Friends of Mr. Puzzles: Prologue P.P.O.V (Puzzles Point of View)

Here's a prologue of this story where Mr. Puzzles uses the power of friendship for his evil plan. in this Prologue Mr. Puzzles was defeated but somehow he suddenly wounded up in a different world...I must warn you guys, it may not be best but I hope you guys enjoy.. now without further ado let's begin the prologue.

Mr. Puzzles, yes that's right the guy with a TV for a face and the one who's been a torment for a long time, but Thanks to SMG4 he and his crew have defeated the TV man when he was about to overthrown the comedy zone and all was saved.

Time has passed many days, we see the same truck Mr. Puzzles is still in, the truck drove for months and months, the tv man in a box is looking at some stuff on social media while of course feeling peeved off of being defeated by SMG4 once again, somehow the red plumber Mario helps the crew screw up Mr. Puzzles plans despite his silliness. Now he lost everything, the comedy zone, his chance of ruling the world and most of all his best friend Leggy all of times they spent together voyaging through the meme factory and saving each other's skins if it weren't Mario and SMG4 and crew, he and Leggy could've take over the Comedy Zone and rule the world with an iron fist...but no Mario ruined everything.....All those flash backs of failure continue to display one for hours like one of those shows that show you the flashbacks of the characters actions, when suddenly the vehicle started hit on some bump in the road that caused the box to fly off the truck.

Mr. Puzzles barely heard nor feel the truck move until he realised he was thrown off into the road, he got out of the box and frustratedly dust off the dirt off his dashing clothes and decided to walk instead since his ride left him ."hmph guess I shall just shuck it on foot." he said but as he started walking, well let's just say his day got lot more cringy-er than his defeat, well first of all it started raining he pulled out his puzzle patterned umbrella and continues his way but a randomly large gust of wind blew the umbrella along with Mr. Puzzles up and away, he flew and flew up all the way to the clouds, the TV man felt a little bit of heavy negativity blown away as soon as he felt the breeze brushed out his frustrations and his anger of his enemies.

"huh, suddenly I feel my stress and problems drifting away." and he was right, it really does feel like the stress and the problems are drifting..literaly, well that's because Mr. Puzzles is blown into a tornado that seem quite familiar it reminds one of the same tornado from the wizard of Oz except there's no house or animals, well there was a flying cow, Mr. Puzzles tried to hang on as long as he could but the force was so strong it drove Puzzles in large circles around and around and around the big twister until *crash*.

Mr. Puzzles suddenly awoke after a random bird pecked his screen almost cracking it, he shooed away the bird and got up, "well that bird better chipped off my screen." he angrily said to himself while checking the mirror for any cracks or chips, ship shake and handsome, not a crack in sight, the TV man sighed in relief and did like any guy would do, he did a smile and wink like he's getting ready for a date. His umbrella however took a little toll of injuries from the tornado, Puzzles picked up the umbrella and sighed, "I spent a grand fortune on that umbrella!" The TV man looked around his surroundings, this isn't the SMG4 world anymore.

this place is roaming with characters, characters that are from TV shows, movies to video games and mobile app games, as if this is some kind of central of all characters, then Mr. Puzzles noticed a sign that said: Welcome to Fandom World.

"Fandom World?" Puzzles asked himself, he looked around the place once again "so this must be the place where all the characters live, how peculiar." just then there some Minecraft wolves came walking by until they notice Mr. Puzzles, The TV guy looked at the wolves "Shoo! you dogs shoo!"

The Minecraft wolves starred at Puzzles for a moment until they decided to take a leak for they thought that Mr. Puzzles is a fire hydrant, Puzzles quickly moves away before his clothes get painted. “Wha- HEY!! Bad dogs bad, shoo off you mutts!” Puzzles hit the wolves when suddenly, the minecraft wolves went mad and snarled at Puzzles, “Oh dear eheheh uh..good doggies?” the wolves growled and barked even louder so Mr. Puzzles got up and dashed out of here, the wolves chased after him, the whole chase montage began, we que the funny chasing music as Puzzles run for his handsome life for he fears the worse to come as the minecraft wolves dashes closer to the TV man, after a long run he suddenly came across a hiding spot, a patch of bushes, Mr. Puzzles instantly hid in and kept quiet. 

The wolves took some sniffs and search on the bushes until the left, Mr. Puzzles sighed relief he did a silence victory but just then he notice a big huge building in front of him, it looked like a big castle pastelly painted, this castle looked like a little kingdom until he noticed the sign that said: Fandom Palace home of Queen Fairy

Puzzles shocked and not because he’s in the royal garden, he’s standing in the gardens of the palace that belongs to a fairy, he walked to the entrance and was about to knock the door when suddenly the door opened so he instantly hid away in the bushes.  

There are people coming out of the palace, there’s a guy wearing blue and white sweater, brown pants with yellow suspenders,yes that’s Jesse from Minecraft Story Mode, next is a polar bear wearing a blue outfit and he’s wearing a captains hat he must be Captain Barnacles from The Octonauts, there’s also these two twins and one of them has red headphones,they must be Henry Stickmin The legendary stickmin and the other is Charles Calvin,  an emo looking paper doll that looked like a king that has to be King Olly from the Origami King and  now another emo but a gingerbread man with glasses that’s Espresso Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom, they seem to be from video games and tv shows but then Puzzles noticed there’s someone else, there’s a girl talking with those characters, could she be Queen Fairy?

She seems human, not like one of those so called fandoms, and she doesn’t seem to be a fairy, perhaps she’s from another world for say, he’s all a bit confused by all this, who is this person? Is that Queen Fairy? He heard them talking to each other til he heard Jesse called that girl Queen Fairy, then more Questions were asked to self, “how is that girl a queen? And more importantly where are her wings?!” Mr. Puzzles decided to stay and keep an eye on the fandoms and especially this Queen Fairy girl. “Hmm that Queen Fairy girl, she doesn’t seem to be around here yet she’s with those characters. Perhaps I should continue my voyage here in the fandom world… but it wouldn’t hurt to spy on her and her fandom characters, I mean I spy on SMG4 million times so what harm could it be, after all, I have a feeling that this girl might be special for some reason.” Puzzles said to himself and so Mr. Puzzles decided to stay and spy them, still remaining in the bushes trying not to be seen.

[dollivication]

speaking of kitty v.. cat hybrid!v… PANTERA HYBRID!v 🫨🫨

like,,, u js found him on the street on a rainy night it was cold it was dark n he was inside a wet cardboard box shivering and absolutely drenched from the rain:( he was a stray for a lil long while (ehem visions of v tease) so when user approached him he was in defense mode:(

somehow he agreed to come home bc,,, hes very tired of being a stray cat:( and like,, hes so so so grateful w u he doesnt even know what to do as a form of repayment ૮꒰◞ ˕ ◟ ྀི꒱ა hes very careful w his touches (specially if hes a pantera and not a cat) bc hes afraid of hurting u<\\\\3 js a gentle lil cat

i rlly want to expand on nsfw cat hybrid!v but nawthin comes to mind pls help me on this one ur a better chef than me:3

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WHAT. WHATTHEFICK I SHIT YU NOT I ACTUALLYDREW KITTY V IN A BOX IM SOBBING OUR BRAINS LINKED

this itches my brain… magnificently done 🍓non id like the entire stock :3

AUEUGHEHRG CAT/PANTERA V!! TRYING TO BE AS GENTLE AS PAWSIBLE!! he’s just sooo confused :( with all of these thugs running around, all of the stuff he’s seen on the streets, he doesn’t get why yur being so nice (◞‸◟)

just laik a regular cat, he will bring yew little trinkets because he has no clue how to show his gratitude!! he’s so proud of them too, laik look what iiii got!!! (it’s a bird?? let go, v??)

will be pretty dejected if you tell him to put whateva da fuck he found back where it came from… like oh… but it was for yu… okay… EARS LOWERED AND EVERYTHINGUGHHHH please don’t refuse his gifts..he doesn’t know how else to express his thankfulness </3

WE BOTH ARE GOOD COOKS VRO!! BUT nsfw… hihi… i do like to think,, for whatever reason, tugging lightly on his tail is enough for him to pop a boner?? v is just so sensitive there, and him actually trusting somewan enough to let them touch him there… he’s automatically spreading his legs for you and nuzzling you all over! yur the one for him, he’s decided!

he’s a very noisy kitty cat/panther!! laik,, he’s going to be purring like CRAAAZY, mewling your name softly at the lightest of touches! v rlly rlly likes burying his face in your skin, licking stripes up and down until you smell like him! (subconscious attempt at keeping any competition away teehee)

i think his tongue has the barbs too.. but like less sandpapery feely.. it still feels quite strange, but it can do no harm!! it probably even feels better when he eats you out >.<!!

and just laik a feline, when mounting yew he miiiight might bite the back of your neck.. gently, of course! it’s instincts, but he doesn’t actually wanna hurt yu!.. v is a BIT of a freak when it comes to having sex too i imagine (＞人＜;)

just the mere scent of yew will get his blood FLOWING, pupils dilating to 100 and tail swaying.. youre literawy catnip to him, he has stamina for hours!! whether it’s him or you doing the penetrating doesn’t matter, hes more than willing to explore with his beloved human ^w^ !!! ur gonna have to take the reins more often than not though, pls just let him cum somehow!

he has an awful lot of cum to spare too.. he’s a messy kitty, but he’ll do his best to clean you up after everything (with his tongue!! doesn’t like having to use a rag because uhm,, he’s literaly right there..)

[yibennianyaji]

Rick & Morty Recap: Mortynight Run

Just look at the flowers, Fart.

The Recap: Morty’s moral compass is rankled after watching Rick sell weaponry to alien mercenary Krombopulos Michael. Not content to spend the money at the intergalactic arcade, Morty takes it on himself to first stop the assassination and then rescue Michael’s target, ending up in a cross-space chase with the law.

It’s official. If you’re ever feeling particularly crushed by the universe just look in a mirror and remind yourself, “at least I’m not Morty Smith.”

The animation for this season continues to be high-quality stuff, taking full advantage of those simple character designs to play fast and loose with form, line, and composition (not to mention how well those super-neon colors lend themselves to distinct, memorable environments). The highlight is Fart and Morty’s psychedelic trip through well-masked genocidal ideology – and if there’s anything that could make me appreciate a solid ten minutes of fart joke riffs, it’s the unbound madness the visuals commit to during that whole Moon Men bit – but the whole episode crams and amazing amount of detail on screen without feeling overwhelming, and smartly breaks it up with those space sequences to give the intense color palette a rest.

As with previous episode, Jerry steps just a bit more into the realm of a sympathetic character. As much as we would all like to be Rick on these adventures (or Summer at least), no doubt we all fear we’d end up being Jerry. And that sentiment is tied up in the episode’s interesting subtextual examination of how Rick sees the world, which spends most of the episode pinging back and forth and doesn’t so much settle as it lurks, ultimately unaddressed like that no doubt gamey final fart joke. On the one hand, Rick doesn’t even bother explaining what’s going on to Jerry; on the other, he is totally right about Jerry being too hapless to survive a literaly five minutes outside of the daycare. Morty does the final crumbling bit of damage to the spaceship; but it’s much worse than it might’ve been, because Rick hasn’t been taking care of the craft over the years. Rick keeps harping on all that collateral damage, yet at the same time (once it’s no longer an inconvenience) seems genuinely jazzed that Morty’s “saving” someone. On and on, back and forth, and it keeps the writing lively and tense in a way one rarely sees outside of a full ensemble cast. I don’t know how sustainable in the long term it’ll be to have every major character essentially revolve and develop in regards to their relationship with Rick, but for now it’s fascinating stuff (and even the show comments on this fact, with all those Rick-and-Mortyless Jerrys, abandoned as having no purpose).

We’ve seen a heavy emphasis in these first two episodes on testing the parameters of Rick’s morality (such as it is) – how his actions might be justified or not in the present, and (by inference) how those views might’ve come to exist in the first place. And the latter, so far, has come by Morty being given the opportunity to more or less repeat what could easily have been Rick’s mistakes – both a clever get-around to the loaded narrative gamble of trying to “explain” Rick and a solid (if devastating) character arc for Morty.

The show is currently holding onto a very precarious balancing act: Morty knows little enough that we’re still learning along with him, and it continues to be painful for us and him to suffer these horrific realizations; meanwhile, as much as Rick’s view of the universe seems to thusfar be the “correct” one, Rick himself has shown without a doubt that there is a line he will not cross regarding family members (the Jerryboree form is one of my favorite visual gags of the episode, and the check box for “Earth Under Siege” seems to suggest even Jerry gets grandfathered in, as it were, to Rick’s protection).

But sooner or later, in the next season if not this one, that balance is going to have to shift. Or, as it’s so neatly personified by the “Roy” segment, is Rick winning this game because he’s right, or because Morty hasn’t figured out the rules yet? Do the rules of the show’s multiverse necessitate a completely relativistic (or nigh solipsistic, in Rick’s case) viewpoint? Was Fart being kept because of his ability to convert matter, or because somebody else had figured out the whole “universe eradication” plan? Is Morty doomed to become Rick, or is his arc taking him down the same path as the Morty from “Something Ricked?” And while we’re throwing out questions that won’t possibly be answered in the near future, is “C-137” the universe Rick started season 1 in, the one he’s currently hiding out in, or another one altogether?

At the end of the day, this is arguably a retread of “Meseeks and Destroy”: Morty wants to take charge of an adventure, and Rick has to bail him out. But if that is true on the most brass tacks level, then it’s equally the case that the script makes brilliant use of that comparison. Though it’s “only” been 7 episodes since then, Morty’s stance has gone from trying to prove himself to Rick to trying to do what he thinks is right without Rick. And Rick himself is simultaneously more vocal about how he’d rather be anywhere else and yet much more hands on, hinting at the higher stakes of what he’s allowed Morty to get involved in (and even that seems to have been accidental). And while Morty was, as I’m sure all of us will never forget despite our best efforts, victimized before, here his trauma is the result of his conscious decision to take action he thought himself incapable of. It’s one hell of a scene, stood somewhere between horrific and poignant, and the fact that Morty shows no intention of telling Rick about it makes me concerned for what’s to come.

Oh, and that “Never betray me” line? I think we’re going to have plenty of opportunity to dig into that in the future.

[diondecarnate]

i cleaned?? my room??

[maxthegayplantartist]

dont know why i havent done this yet me and my friends ligit have a quote book so without further adue:

STRANGER THINGS CHARACTERS AS THINGS MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID

*Mike farts* El: was that real? Max:…...I dont know….

Hopper: El what kind of ghost are you? El: oOgA bOoGa

El (specifically season 2 el): STOP SAYING IM ADORABLE IM DARK AND EVIL AND MYSTERIOUS Fandom: awwwwwww no you're not (she is pretty bitchin though)

Hopper: I don’t care that she killed people she’s my daughter- (talking about El)

El to Hopper: I didn like it. Dad do something it's getting away

Will: Blueberry indiana sounds nice

Joyce: I need to light candles when i have the time'

Steve: NO NOT THE RUSSIAN

Erica: because you are unable to comprehend the logic of C O R N E R S

Dustin: fun fact you drink soda out of a star

Nancy: no racoon. begone

Dustin: Can you guys be consistent in your incompetence

Robin: no child we are not watching the pope

Will literally the whole show: I guess today's just beat up will day

Lucas: let's talk about apples :D

El eating nutella and waffles in bed: how did nutella get on the bottom of my bed

Steve: Don't wag your finger at me kids i'm your mom

Kali: its the rich person eyeliner not your normal liquid

Steve: da kermit

Will: why do i like men this is torture

Robin on the drugs: Sammmel is ur friend groups names..All mashed togetherrrrr Steve also on the drugs: Our dance parties are the best...Best friends forverrrrr Robin: Theres El, Max, here a Lucas there an Erica everywhere a mike and will, and a Dustin Steve: When i am around my friends i’m not a lonely turdddddd

Lucas: Carbonated apple juice

El: ok so the other day i  was eating waffle and my brother will said BIG BOY JOHN CENA

Eddie: I can not afford to have green eyebrows

Argyle: like im obviously not simping for the telephone but yk how like people wear masks and stuff and it covers there whole face its like a vibe that hes hot under the telephone or under said mask, its like body movements his personality and his voice that give the vibe not a literaly phone

Alexi: I've fallen asleep in boxes before

Nancy: Girl run! Steal their booty

Joyce: I'm going to throw a heart attack

Lucas: did my toe evaporate

Jonathan: order line pants are turning into abuse

Murray: POTATO IN A BIKINI

[presidentbungus]

goob morning bungus !!! i bring you many scout things all at once bc it's easier to format (and so you don't have to track em all down)

definitely has adhd. constantly moving all the time. if he is forced to sit still for long periods of time he will get so fucking irritated and jumpy and as soon as he can stand he Will be sprinting out the door and running laps for the next 40 minutes.

hyperfixating HARD on the saxton hale comics. he could describe the plot of any volume with ease but if you ask him what event comes before another he will start blanking and killbind /hj

very loud all the time. has zero sense of how loud his own voice is, and it shows. he uses it to his advantage though, he knows if he calls out anything about enemy location or what they're all doing Someone will hear him.

(forensics minor time) has very messy, angular handwriting. light lineweight due to being written very quickly. large letter size, inconsistent letter spacing, and tends to float off the page. open Es and Os, letters tend to connect and blend together, crosses Ts right of center with a curve bending up. it's very distinctive when compared to everyone else's. engie probably has little notes from him tacked somewhere in his workshop, he says he thinks the way scout writes is nice to look at, but really it's because that's his Freakin kid

is it canon he's an artist? i see it referenced a lot in fic but i haven't looked for sources. anyway if it wasn't already, it's canon now. he draws in a similar way to how he writes: loose and angular, messy, but not unintelligible. it's like watching a figure drawing class. he likes redrawing his favourite panels from the saxton hale comics

he... really loves his team. he's generally just a cheery guy, even if a little cocky and headstrong. if anyone tells him they're proud of him he Will start crying though (same bud).

scoup teeftoo is one of the guys ever i think . lil boston boy (affectionate)

goodmorning. like 2 days later. LOL

has adhd 1000%. literaly just constantly fidgeting all the time constantly (just like me fr). sometimes someone’s like what are you doing with your hands and he’s like what? I’m not doing anything and hes doing one of the Z-move dances or whatever from sunmoon

he draws fanart of the saxton comics. you can’t convince me otherwise. he keeps a special sketchbook in like a locked box under his bed for it and if anyone found out he would beat them to death. I think he has a huge massive crush on saxton hale too but tries to ignore it whenever possible (to be clear I. Don’t really ship scout/saxton. I just think itd be funny)

he has one of those voices that just like… sound like they fill up the whole fuckin room and not really in a good way. like I have a friend irl who’ll whisper as quiet as he can and you can still hear it 10 feet away. it gets suuuuper annoying to listen to after a bit whether or not you’re annoyed by him in general but it does make him a really good candidate for doing callouts and stuff. which is also good when he’s literally the scout. his job is to scout ahead. if he sees you every single person on the other team will instantly become aware of your location and it’s not very fun a lot of the time

like this analysis of his handwriting. and it’s definitely true. and the engy thing too. he’s about the most sentimental person to ever sentiment and he plays it off sometimes like he isn’t but like uou Said scout wrote him a “happy birthday engi your pretty cool” birthday note 3 years ago and he STILL starts crying if he looks at it for too long. if scout were a tiny little bit observant he’d probably notice he can get engy to do literally anything if he calls him dad and gives him a picture frame or something like that

he draws a few pictures of spy getting hit by cars and stuff in Expiration Date and iirc there‘s some allusions to it in general canon. it’s not a big character trait or even really called out at all but we see some of his drawings somewhere and they’re pretty good. the thing about his drawing style is true and I alreadhy talked about saxton fanart so yes I agree

he loves everyone. mean scout is overrated. you know all those competitive lines where he’s like “ok guys we’re besties. ok guys I have a birthday party coming up I want you guys to come up. we’re doing such a good job we’re such good friends” I want to see more of THAT scout in canon. why don’t we have it. give him to me

he truly IS the guy ever. I think he’s like cringe fail but in a quirked up way. yknow? little man trying his best and we love him for it

[mr-matteusz]

deep dark vent moment

i hate it

it was way overhyped

i love the lore and vibe of the ancient cities, but mojang just doesnt want you to go there - there is barely any good loot - the warden on my latest trip there the “trigger 3 times to spawn” rule didnt work and it spawned the moment i saw a shirieker.

at first the darkness effect seemed like “oh spooky everything is dark lmao” thing but its litteraly blindness on steroids especialy when for no reason a warden spawns in your face (literaly a block infront of me after i spotted the first shrieker)

it just feels unfair.

maybe thats my problem cuz i wanted to see the deep dark and made a new world and only had iron stuff but it doesnt make a diffrence since creative level netherite armor leaves you on 3 hearts after just one hit! 

and dont get me started on the impossible-to-doge-pass-through-blocks ranged attack, same thing as with darkness: once i saw it i was like “oh cool so you cant camp it alrightyyy” thinking he shoots it twice and then has a cooldown (2 shots leave you on 1 heart with netherite armor) but no, he shot me 3 times after i boxed myself in to heal.

it feels like a dark souls boss, one mistake and youre dead - you cant hide because he will sniff you out (unless you were lucky and he didnt spawn in your face) - you cant run away because a) he will hear you b) more wardens will spawn

when i was testing stuff in creative there wasnt much of a limit for wardens spawned, at first i thought it be like 1 warden per city unless he despawns but no, if you run away 10 blocks or a minute passes and you trigger another shrieker (not 3 shriekers, just one pretty sure) you will have a 2nd warden on your ass

[weonbullshit]

Part 2 to previous ask:

Ben sighed as he and Cody entered their room, while he did expect the whole reveal to be a shitstorm, he never expected it to be this bad.

Ben: Jeez, Cody. Your family are a bunch of pricks!

Cody: *Lays on the bed* Yeah...

Ben: I mean, they literaly acted like I raised an undead army to cause the Second Coming of Christ or something!

Cody: Mmm...

Ben: They should be happy that I raised you from the dead! Otherwise, things would be gloomier around here!

This time Cody didn't respond, instead, he curled himself into a ball as Ben continued with his ranting.

Ben: And your brothers! They have to the most rude, ungrateful pieces of shi-

Ben stopped his tangent when he saw Cody's curled up, shrinking form. Concerned, he floated down next to Cody and gently prodded his back.

Ben: Hey kid, you alright?

Cody: I'm fine...

Ben frowned and hovered to look at Cody's face, he saw that dark streaks of eyeliner ran down his face and his eyes were watery and cloudy.

Ben gently cupped his face and turned him to face him: You don't look 'fine', kiddo. Seriously, what's wrong?

Cody sniffed before wiping his face and sighing: I don't know, I just... feel bad.

Ben: For what?

Cody: I mean... For like, keeping all of this from the others.

Ben quirked a brow, which urged Cody to continue: I know Kerchek has been trying to get over you and now I'm just going to make everything harder for him...

Tears brewed in Cody's eyes and his voice became choked and cracked: A-And that I'm basically t-takeing a massive shit on him just by being tied to you, le-etting you see Kamina without his kn-nowledge, and just dragging him into t-this...

More tears flooded out of Cody's eyes: Oh God, who am I kidding? I basicaly took a shit on everyone! I kept important stuff from my Dad, Kerchek, and the Mins for Christ Sake! Dad will never trust me again, Graham and Kerchek will be beyond pissed at me and never let me see Kamina again, and Seojun will hate me all over again!

Cody broke down in sobs and clutched his face with his arms. Ben was shocked, he didn't expect Cody to break down like this, but nevertheless; he wrapped his arms around him and rubbed his back in soothing circles.

Ben: Hey! Kid! Calm down... It's going to be alright, bud. Kerchek isn't going to hate you forever, neither is your brother. Sure, they're going to be pissed for a while but they'll get over it. So will your dad! I'm not sure about Seojun but I'm pretty sure he'll be understanding.

Cody hiccuped and looked at Ben's soft smile, his face now a mess of ruined makeup, tears, and snot.

Ben: Pfft! You look so gross!

Cody: *Sniff* Sorry...

Ben: Don't worry, squirt, lemme just get some tissues.

Ben reached out his hand to make the tissue box levitate towards them, he plucked a handful from the box and gently wiped Cody's face.

Once his face was cleaned, Ben opened the drawer to retrieve some pajamas for the boy.

Ben: Here, get dressed and get some shuteye. Like your pops said: it's going to be a long day tomarrow.

Cody: Hmm...Thanks.

Ben turned to leave but was interrupted by Cody.

Cody: Hey Ben?

Ben turned around to where the boy was: Yeah, Kiddo?

Cody: Thanks, for everything. I seriously don't know where I would've been if I didn't have you.

A smile crept across Ben's face at those words.

"No problem, Kiddo"

So what do you think of this second installment?

I enjoyed it, I wasn't expecting Ben to get so mad. But that's mostly because I've never put too much thought into his personality (he is dead after all). The way he comforted Cody seems exactly like I imagined he would act! And I like the little details here and there.

Also makes me wonder at what point this happens. I would think after part three. By then Kamina would about 4 or 5 and while Kerchek would have settled with Ben's death, he'd still be shaken if he met his ghost. And there are a couple of other reasons, but I'm not sure if I should tell y'all about them because that was only hinted at at the point that I'd gotten to in 'Brighter Days'.

[1zdex]

*guestures not-so-vaugely to my rp blogs*

@celticcangel @cherisheddnature @endlesslifefxrever

[didnt-hear-cold-as-you-live]

Hey! Do you have any advice or workouts to stay fit! You look so great!

ahhhhh thank you!! For me the quickest, healthiest, most effective thing I do food-wise looking at the fiber / carb ratio in stuff. I don’t let myself get stressed by calories / fat / etc, because I think that’s really mentally unhealthy and tbh a lot of it’s irrelevant. But if I’m deciding between any products, I just buy literally whatever has the lowest carbs and highest fiber. Pasta, bagels, bread, etc, you’d be so shocked how it varies: some things can have 100g’s of carbs, and literally the EXACT same product in a different brand, which tastes the EXACT same, can have 40 carbs and 10 g’s of fiber. literaly just happened with a frozen pizza I ate last night, both just run of the mill frozen pizzas that you’d look at the box and think they’re the same. It’s such an easy adjustment and while cutting carbs isn’t everything, it can save you like 100-150 grams of carbs a day without much change to your actual diet and THAT really adds up.

And as far as workouts, I’m fortunate that I have a very fast metabolism and don’t need to do this all the time, but when I need to kick my body back into gear i HIGHLY recommend the SWEAT with Kayla Itsines program. It’s an app that’s a bit pricey if you do it long-term, but uhhh you can maybe do the free trial and screenshot all the workouts which I definitely haven’t done before pfffftttttt. But seriously…. look at the transformations on her IG. when I do it, I notice physical changes after only about 2-3 weeks, if it even takes that long. you can also just steal some of the workouts she does on there!

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

Would you rather get a box of matches and a candle in the mail or a bottle of ink and a pen (i'm literaly just looking at stuff that's around me)

you can’t mail matches internationally so ink + pen

[chocolate-milk-fanfics]

Sincerely her 1/??

Bouncing excited in your seat at the park you waited to meet your father and mother. Due to the dangers of their job you were taken care of by a family member in a different country. And now that you're 16 you were transferring into class 2A with your elder brother. Excited was an understatement, the emotions you felt could never be placed into words. Sure you were quirkless but thanks to loads of training you've never lost a fight.

Next to you were your suitcases filled with clothes, slippers, and your favorite homemade weapons. Sure you had a few screws loose but just makes it more fun!

"I think I see her Toshi." you heard in a distance. Turning to look at the voice there stood your parents and brother. Jumping out of your seat you ran as fast as possible and before any of them could blink you were wrapped around your mother who had to take multiple steps back.

"MOMMA!" you squealed, taking in his scent of cedarwood and blueberries. The omega took a few steps back to stop himself from falling but let out a chuckle as he wrapped his arms around your shaking figure. The weight of how long its been since you've seen them finally started to set in, and then tears began to gather in your eyes as soft sobs escaped you. "I- I missed.. I missed e-everyone.. So much."

A soft smile began to spread across Shouta's face as he rubbed your back in circles. Hitoshi came to your side and began to rub your side as well as Toshinori got your suitcases. You never unwrapped yourself for your mother, even as you all got in the car, heading to UA to drop off your things.

____

"Y/n let me go."

"No!"

"Y/n let me go."

"No!!"

"... Toshinori come get your daughter. We're not going anywhere until she gets off of me"

The skinny alpha chuckled and stood in front of his mate, prying you off was easy for him because of how ticklish you were. You are off in a matter of seconds, pouting softly and ready to pounce again. "Y/n why are you acting like this?"

"Because if let you go you'll never come back and I'll be alone again!"

Ok.. Ouch. That physically and mentally hurt the couple. Toshinori placed his hand on your head, playing with the braids that framed your face, and gave you a soft smile. "We're not going anywhere and neither are you, my child. No one is getting left behind or forgotten."

Tears brimmed your eyes and just like that you pounce again. "D-DADDY!"

Toshinori stumbled slight and chuckle, hugging back tightly with a fond smile. "Yeah we missed you too. Now its getting late, Hito already dropped everything off in your room So its time for us to go."

A frown traveled across your face as you let go of your father reluctantly. "But what if they dont like me? Or if I run into one of them and they think I'm an intruder and they kill me and use my body for gardening?"

"First of all, what the hell has Yolan been letting you watch? And second that wont happen, but if you're really scared just wake up early to avoid them." Shouta said with confused worry. You didnt answer though, instead you kissed both of their cheeks and ran into the dorm building.

"Bye Bye!" You squealed loudly.

"Do you think we made the right choice my love?"

"Honestly? No. She might kill them all. Did you take her weapons?"

"I thought you did?"

The couple exchanged a look and sighed, following after you.

____

Following your omega Mother's advice you woke up early, about 5 am early, and took a shower. The body wash you used was prescribed to help keep your hormones and pheromones in balance, and even smelled like Pomargrants and spring rain! You were literaly a 1 in every 20million prime omega. Only 350 known to exist in the world. And since you were a quirkless prime omega you were a big target on the black market. Which is why your parents had you in the first place. Prime Omegas are rare and immediately known to be one at birth. Your biological family sold you as an infant to the black market but you were saved within the month and from there The Aizawa-Yagi family has been your own.

After your shower you took your morning medication as well and got dressed in uniform, you hated skirts so instead you wore dark green legging to match the school colors. With your uniform on and your shoes as well you skipped happily down the downstairs avoiding the elevator. (You had just watch final destination and now everything is suspect). Next stop was the kitchen!

It was 5:49 when you reached the kitchen and you knew people would start waking up soon. So you did what any person with a fear of strangers would do, you took your breakfast to go. Lucky for you, your favorite cereal was there so you took the whole box, your bookbag, and left.

Later

"WHO TOOK MY FUCKING CEREAL!? WAS IT YOU SHIT-KU!?" Bakugou yelled from the kitchen as he slammed the cupboard shut angrily.

"Why am I always the first person you blame!? Beside you know I don't like that stuff! Its sour compared to others!" Izuku yelled back from the foyer as he put on his signature red shoes. Expolusions rang from the kitchen and Bakugou continued to accuse everyone that passed by. Each giving different ways of saying No.

"Bakugou-kun! I must ask you to refrain from the explosions so early in the morning!"

"SHUT UP GLASSES! I'M THE VICTIM HERE!"

Izuku let out a sigh, so much for a quiet morning.

"Does anyone else smell that?" came Uraraka's soft voice as she stepped out the elevator. The young beta female stood next Tsuyu as the last ones to join the class. "All through the girls dorm its smells so good that I can barely think."

"I think we're getting a new student so maybe its them." came Momo's voice as she sat next to her girlfriend as the ate. "Maybe they sprayed a bunch of perfume after getting dressed. First impressions are everything after all."

Hitoshi looked up from his phone, having a mental battle with himself on whether or not to speak up. As he thought more about he soon realized that letting them know now will probably lower the chance of them bombarding you later. As your older alpha brother he had to protect you after all. "Yeah its the new student. And its not perfume that's just how she smells."

Silence filled the whole dorm as eyes fell on the purple haired male, in a flash Izuku was in front of him with his quirk analysis notebook open and stars in his eyes. Not too far behind him was Mineta and Kaminari.

"WHATS SHE LIKE!?" they all said at the same time.

"Is her scent her quirk!? Like Midnight- sensei!? What does she look like!? How tall is she!? Does her scent control people!?" came Izuku's quick voice. The beta got closer and closer to Hitoshi with each question until they were centimeters apart.

"Um.."

"S-sorry!" Izuku said flustered. But his notebook was still in his hand as he awaited a response.

"Well actually she's my sister.-" gasps and more questions cut Hitoshi off and he bit his lip, nor liking all this attention one bit. 'y/n is so lucky I love her.'

It was now 7:30 and normally everyone would be gone and in the class by now but instead they surrounded Hitoshi waiting for his further description of you. "She's around average height I guess. And she has (shade type) brown skin an-"

"Wait your sister has brown skin?" came Kaminari's voice if confusion. Hitoshi nodded and stood up not wanting to be swormed any longer.

"You've seen her before Kaminari."

"I have?"

"That picture in my room?"

Kaminari made a strange sound of realization as he tried to get up only fall and crawl after Hitoshi who was already at the door, "THAT'S YOUR SISTER!? BUT SHES HOT!"

"First if all what is that supposed to mean? And second yes she's my sister. I'm older than her by a year but I got left back because I couldn't control my quirk and kept hypnotizing my teachers. And I'll say this once, she's very shy and nice but if any of you hurt her.." Hitoshi stopped at the open door and turned slightly so he could look at his classmates from the corner of his eye. The normally calm alpha let out his pheromones as anger began to rise at the thought of you being hurt and growled lowly. "If any of you hurt her, I'll kill you."

Kaminari gulped and sat up straighter as a blush dusted his cheek along with a few other classmates. "I dont know whether to be scared or horny. I'm just gonna say I'm both."